Brother's Best Man Toast
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- čas přidán 17. 08. 2014
- An endearing and heartfelt toast to my brother Tim...and maybe a little bit of roasting.
A huge thanks to Tom Pascucci for filming the wedding!
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imagine when he put the paper down, it was blank.
Lol!
Das a movie of vince vaughn doe.
Purple Floyd it wasn’t blank lol
Jasica Pal what they’re saying is he should have rehearsed the speech a bit so he wasn’t staring at the paper the whole time
@@jmulaaclips6859 its all good, he did better than most, what carried it was the comedy so no problem
‘'Used to shoot and hang a squirrel’
'
Her: **Nervously sweating**
We meet again Brother.
How is this possible?! You’re everywhere!
Stop stalking everyone
I'm hunting you
@@exterminatesomeguywithouta4330 lol u need to comment everywhere now
I didn’t know Shakespeare was still alive
Facts
True
True
Bro Shakespeare died a long time ago
Die he actually? Take a joke.
Edit: this it towards Brian moron
Me: being a younger brother
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN!
Same
*draws tic tac toe*
Draws squirrel
Lmao
Loooool
My guys in the military and still never received so many shots
This is amazing
Gold😂😂👏
666 like lol
sir where would you like your trophy for best comment
Nice one
Son: dad how much did my uncle expose you
Tim: yes
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
"I won't say anything bad today"
*Goes on to throwing nukes here and there*
EVERYWHERE
@Jackson Wilbanks ty :3
"you're only flaw is you're taste in men" ohhh I have to remember that for my brothers wedding he's picked on me for 20 years and it's time for a little retribution
*Sees chloe price profile pic* ah I see you're cultured as well
@@dangredux2003 thank you it's my favorite game series
People rly dont know the diference between your and you're?
@Cat Daddy try having a sense of humor mate don't jump on my ass because I find things funny
@@848hjhmg My guy you spelt difference wrong. 😂
I can't wait till he gets married and the other brother gets to give a best man speech
@Awesomejawson wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
It's gonna be a blood bath
(Closes book)
YEAH HA
LIKE THAATEL EVER HAPPEN
That nigga wont be best man just to avoid the best man’s speech 🎤 haha
jjk jjk OMG YES!
Now let’s talk about Jess
Jess: nervous sweating
“Why do I hear boss music?”
Jess: “He better not reveal that I was cheating”
Jesus loves you:)
@@paulcimijotti4760 shut up
@@doddy0690 but why :V
'He's always had a strange love for weapons and violence'
Wife: *I have made a severe, continous lapse of my judgement*
You can’t make a lapse in judgment, you have one.
@@dtczyk8976 he has made a lapse in judgement
Looks like my story
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‘Continuous’ 🤣🤣🤣
6:24 “marriage is the only time you celebrate a big mistake.”
When she put her hand on her husband and said “your not a mistake” is a sign of true love when she knows what he’s thinking instantly
That was so pure man, that own me 💘
Looks like my story
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If that was me... Id hope that the guy has a sense of humor and laughs pretty hard with me and we just both know and run with the joke
@@Skatejock21 ahhhhh
her fake laughs and keep on having straight face right after laughing tells me something is off
Meanwhile my brother didn't even invite me to his wedding
Damn. If you're willing to fly out to the Dominican Republic, ill invite to mine. Getting married in 8 days
Same here
F
Kia Minaya i’ll come mate
Thats dark humor
He could do stand up
He really couldnt
It’s a nice compliment but I don’t think he could. This audience is primed to laugh at jokes.
Master Yoda uh dude, so are the audience members in comedy bars/clubs. Man you really are...🤷♂️
He was standing up
Master Yoda what do you primed to laugh? People that go to comedy shows go because they want to laugh lmao not because they want to hear a speech.
"now let's talk about Jess"
Proceeds to roast Tim again :-)
"I'm his favorite brother. Um, only brother but that doesn't matter"
"No weapon policy. It was cutting down the productivity"
"I was going through a lot that time"
And the poem!
BRUH THIS IS SO DAMN HILARIOUS! LOVED THIS! ❤😂
"I wanted to spend this time to really focus on all the good qualities that Tim has like, uh... well, thank you all for coming, have a good night" LMAOOO I loved that part
@@sarcasm5499 I thought that was the end until I looked at the Video length
Looks like my story
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He roasted Tim even when he was talking about Jess. Dude's a legend !
yes, yes he is
instablaster.
Think about it, she might take it personally and start being insecure if he did😂😂. Siblings understand each other
Lmao czcams.com/video/SkDM7DGT5AA/video.html
Looks like my story
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The wife is thinking that she married the wrong brother lmao
😂😂🤣🤣
That sounds so alabama
Are you a guy and is this really how guys think?
@@lexih7653 Are you a girl and cant figure out that this is a joke?
@@nthan4650And why is it funny exactly? Is it because guys don't really think like that in real life? Or is it that they do?
He’s the guy at Disneyland that makes the whole boat laugh during his tour commentary in the swamp
jungle cruise guide
“When Tim made me angry I sometimes took it too far, so I may or may not have peed on his car.” - Joe the best man
Hello my dear comrade
6:24 "Weddings are the only occasions where you can congratulate on mistake"
Damn, he's putting the whole artillery out there.
And it was perfectly timed from being said right after insinuating he is gay lol two insults in one
@@dallyh.2960 What?!
That was perfectly timed! I started reading it as soon as it came up 😂😂😂
I love how both brothers look up as if looking for their mother 🤣🤣
he forgot baby showers
"I was going through a lot at the time" OH NO HE DIDN'T! lol
I can tell you have an unbelievable amount of "personality"
@@punyr5338 😂😂
It is
😂😂😂
Punyr very interesting personality
this isn't a toast, this is a comedic act
*Fun Fact:she wasn’t laughing she was crying*
Crying from laughter :D
And I give you 666th like. You're welcome.
His speeches sounds like he read his brother's charges, still hilarious tho.
You got likes thought I’d tell you
.Looks like my story
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@@Nayhan123 absolute legend
The suspenders, grey theme and the lighting makes the thumbnail look straight out of a classic movie.
great movie
I thought so too!
Yea me to I thought it was a movie scene at first
Thought it was def from the 80's
Toruk Makto same I thought it was an SNL clip
“You’re the best brother I could’ve ever asked for”
Hmmmm, I think I’ve heard that somewhere before
Oh my god. No.
😂😂😂
LMAO
@@prinspray lol
Wtf timmy, what would your mum think?
"your only flaw is your taste in men" i died 💀😂😂
I'm glad youtube put this on my recommendation
Same
Same
Im glad i found your comment, whats your IG 😍😍
@@aldo9529 i havent been on ig for a while! 😂
I've been looking for it
The wife looked so surprised like “did I actually marry this lunatic”
You got likes thought I’d tell you
OrganicPee thanks kind sir
Like 1000 pog
HE'S EXTREMELY CHARISMATIC
Ngl the squirrel part probably made her whole family question her life choices
him: i will not say anything bad about him like anyother best man
also him: i'm going to do worst then them
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@@Nayhan123 thanks i forget about this 😂
Can i hire your brother to be my best man, my real brother won't be this funny😂😂😂
kodi faulkner why are there no comments
@@zamzamdobashi7304 lmao now there's 2😂
thats harsh bro xd
@zondaintheair um wtf bro,
kodi faulkner hehe
Finally found them on Instagram, and I'm so happy they're still happily married with two children.
There username?
Everyone's happy on Instagram
Less goo
@@OvertheHIL524 Found the party pooper
@@Maya_hee funny that you interpreted my post as anything other than face value. Gives a pretty insightful look on your personality.
She was legit whispering “feet” before he even made the joke.
Is this man on the market?
Miss_christie1217 I call dibs if he is!!
Look at all you hypergamous women.
@@lonewolf3564 thats the 2nd comment I've read where you used the word 'hypergamous'. Just bc you learnt a new word today doesnt mean you need to say it over and over. grow up
My guy you replied with a bible passage to his 2 sentences relax
Lone Wolf r/iamverysmart
This is my favorite best man toast ever. I mean it’s the first one I’ve watched, but it’s high quality
there is a best man that seems to be a good fit for you in this video
Same here it’s my first and my favorite one
The audio is crispy
Great Video! Apologies for butting in, I would appreciate your thoughts. Have you heard about - Chiveard Unique Speech Framework (probably on Google)? It is a great one of a kind guide for learning how to give an outstanding wedding speech minus the headache. Ive heard some awesome things about it and my cooworker at last got amazing success with it.
this one and the irish toast are the best ones
Tim's brother: I'm about to make this man's wedding memorable
Oh god, I hope they're still married.
Am I the only one who wouldn’t be able to deliver the speech like that without some shots?
its a wedding, hes probably had a few drinks...
It’s nice how she always reassured him that the jokes his brother was saying about him weren’t true
nice pfp
@@chrism.4832 thanks boss
If my younger brother does this, it's over.
Spank
Eh? I’d love him a lot more
Yikers
You don’t deserve a funny younger brother
Your life must be boring..
Three nice siblings laughing with each other. Every parents dream.
Boahahahah
When his brother and sister-in-law were planning the wedding, they asked him if he was bringing a date and he said no.
When they asked why, all he said was...
“Why would I bring a date when I can have everyone else’s?”
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂😂😂
XD I can’t 🤣😂😭
Savage af. Hands down, Best comment.
lul but cringe
This is true brotherly Love
dude please no I'm so tempted to link to some incest porn now
Dally H. - what the fuck
@@dallyh.2960 I mean why search for it when you can make it yourself by getting a step sibling or two
EGG no god no
Steveis The kitten Commissar yees
The bride is like “this isn’t the man I married”
I love the aesthetic and simplicity of the wedding especially the mason jar cups
Sucks being an only child😭
bãbŷ_ñëìçêý dude can we trade lives.
@@hassankhan-jg1dx while i am sad because I'm lonely, I'd also appreciate if I stayed spoiled😂 but hey..there's a rainbow somewhere
Roll of the dice it’s touch and go with mine
Oh no you're blessed
No it doesn’t!!!!
1:03-1:11
The greatest opening ever.
5:17
They both remembered that day.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best man speach at my uncle's wedding was just my other uncle drunkenly stumbling to the front, taking the mic and saying things like "I see why you married her. She's kinda hot" and my grandpa taking the mic from him and saying "umm... thanks for coming everybody"
Amazing
That is beautiful 😂
6:24
My birthday: “I’m a joke to you”
That’s good bro
‘Shoot and hang squirrels’
Me: give me that divorce paper now
Dumbass
Miruthula Ketheeswaran cry
Miruthula Ketheeswaran Why the fuck do people think that it's weird? It's not at all and if you think it's strange, you probably had an extremely sheltered upbringing.
Throw communists out of helicopters yeah how else can you skin them and get them ready for the crockpot?
I don't live in the US, but I know that they're considered pest over there.
how much text is on that one paper??
Times New Roman size 8 font
Probably a bunch of notes to remind him of what to say next
If you look closer you’d see that it’s more than one piece of paper. He even turns the pages in the vid
Plot twist, none it was empty
Its blank
This guys delivery was spot on in my opinion really made me laugh
*Welcome to another episode of “What the hell is in my recommendations”*
Great stuff
And i like it 😂
Probably the best toast I've seen. Nicely done.
*Roast lmao 😂
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Toast
Can everyone raise there glasses
Then: raises a jar
Me: 👁 👄 👁
ViBe _ Their*
@Nicolasa bad
@Nicolasa bad
7:17
Best man : Would please join me raising your glasses.
Couple : **raises jars**
I love how every time a rhyme is listed Tim remembers every single one. You can see it on his face in each one.
4:46 “your the best step brother, I could’ve ever asked for” came to my mind immediately.
U detty, detty pig 😂😂
Ahaha deetty detty pig indeed 😂😂😂😂
*I was going through a lot that time*
I lost my only sister (my little sister) in 2019 and I knew she would’ve been my maid of honour. this makes my heart burst and giggle. Love y’all 💛💛💛💛
love u too friend 💛
Sorry for your loss, hope you're doing better.
So...very funny. My middle son is getting married in September and he has asked his younger brother, a natural born entertainer, to be his best man. I'm really looking forward to his toast. He's 18 now, when he was 15 he emceed a game at my daughter's wedding reception and it was the #1 thing everyone remembered about the reception. I was wondering about the groom's haircut in the beginning, clipped tight on the sides, and wondered if he was a Marine, because my oldest son is a Marine and his hair is practically shaved on the sides and VERY short on the top. I was surprised his hair was so long on the top though...maybe they let him grow it some for his wedding (or he had extended leave?) In any case, when my Marine son was married last year it didn't matter his hair was so short. He wore his dress blues. He looked amazing. Got some great photos. Congrats to the happy couple.
Full of humor and heart. That's why i am crying and laughing at the same time. Oh God i love the speech.
This was fucking amazing and i am truly happy that i took 7minutes and 53seconds of my life to watch this.
This is a perfect speech and it restored the way I see humanity
“You’re only flaw is your taste in men” is the most underrated like I’ve ever heard
This is one of the best random clicked videos I've ever watched
That lady at the very end, “well no ones going up after that,” so true 😂😂😂
The brother is like SHUT UP. My wife hasn’t heard this stuff, lol
This guy has great potential to be a TV show host
"I was going through a lot at the time."
This guy is going to get so many girls after this
SDPRZ good because they’ll want him cause of his personality
@@TheWorstShowEver 🤣🤣🤣
Definitely makes the wedding memorable for everyone
My english is so bad i thought there would be actual toast bread in this video
OMG I couldn't stop laughing during the whole video. Best toast ever.😂❤️❤️
czcams.com/video/w86rotpPU1Q/video.html .
3:23 two claps lol 😂
Knee slapper
Meme Review
speech review
Pewdiepie came to the wedding
Now let's talk about Jess
Jess: *i regret laughing now*
I love it when he starts the foot rub story and you can see "oh god no" come across their faces simultaneously
So good that even Jerry Seinfeld came to watch 7:47
Bro am I dumb or is that some gnarly lookalike?
@@thatonesomali3217 lookalike but you never know, it could really be him lol
That’s what I was gonna comment lol
I love that woman at the end who said “No ones going up after that” my reaction if was there too
Tim: I want you to be the best man
His brother: ya dun goofed
My introverted ass could never
Same man
My buddy can definitely do that
Is this guy still single?? Asking for a friend
Lol
@@TheWorstShowEver F
No reply...
@Corality What.....?
Am I the feminist ?
@Corality All good 🥰
@Corality what did the original commenter say ??
That was ridiculously awesomely hilariously emotionally truthfully a great speech.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son that who ever believes in him will not perish but have eternal life 💯✝️
Say that to someone from Syria, who doesn't want to last after losing his limbs & family.
Or perhaps someone from India who doesn't want to last after watching their entire family die recently gasping for oxygen and ICUs
@UCDVMebyqFHAt9fBHKik0u5Q you must be very fun at party’s
Go back to your reddit bunker
If somebody made this kind of jokes in an Asian wedding, the wedding would turn into a funeral before u can say "cheese elephant "
You dare make any jokes about the bride and you get a flip flop to the face. Making fun of the groom is fine tho, at least in my family that’s how it is.
This is Gabe from Good Luck Charlie's best man speech to PJ
Feel old yet?
Chuckie Sue 😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah I don't know what your talking about
Omg it so is
That was super funny.
The prime example of how brothers treat their two siblings one’s always the favorite
Okay so before I watched this, I was watching a brother singing at his brothers funeral. That was so sad so this is the uplift I needed.
"no one's going up after that" 😂😂😂😂
It's like ordering coffee "I would like a tall, medium roast please."
We need to see the younger brother's marriage speech.
Imma be honest, this is like my 7th time returning to this video, i first watched it like 2 years ago and i still randomly find it again and again and this is 100% in my top 5 youtube videos
"Watch A walk to remember alone"
Looks like the cast for friends in the audience
I remember going to a wedding and meeting such nice people! Now it’s just drinking bear with my dad and wanting to go home...
He really makes his brother wedding become unforgetable, God Bless You Bro 🙏🙌👊