The Official Podcast
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- čas přidán 12. 08. 2020
- Three close man friends gather around to wipe their asses.
This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday. At 7pm EST. Links Below.
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Timestamps:
00:06:10 - Lyrics
00:10:24 - Salt and Sugar
00:20:54 - Fiverr Ad
00:25:10 - Nostalgia
00:45:00 - ExpressVPN Ad
00:48:12 - Amazon
00:51:05 - We Deserve Better
Hosts:
Jackson: / zealotonpc
Andrew: / huggbeestv
Charlie: / moistcr1tikal
Kaya: / kayaorsan
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Music by: / inst1nctive - Zábava
Your disrespect of dinosaurs and Legos has gone on too far. Im glad Jackson has finally escaped you guys.
Jackson as kid was playing in chicken coups with friends getting naked and doing doctor apointments the Australia is wild man.
Andrija Nikolic He has probably returned to naked dumpster diving in his hometown
Were they actually serious?
Oscar Flores No expect the title of the next or the one after next, to be, “__________ With Jackson Clarke”
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When Charlie and Andrew said they were in a horror movie I thought they were referring to living in Florida.
More scary than any horror movie
Ffs, CZcams has completely blocked me from making any videos, for fucking no reason. I need help.
Therworldtube :(
@@Therworldtube good
Florida is not a horror movie. Florida is an entire horror amusement park.
When I saw that Jackson photo grayed out my heart immediately cracked.
What happened?
@@periclod1877 their heart cracked because they saw Jackson's face greyed out
@TABBYTROOPER they always do this bit when jackson isnt on
I think they were joking
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Air time :
Charlie 5%
Andrew 10%
Kaya 85%
Wouldn't have it any other way
@@84everfan90 absolutely love kaya and everyone else on this show, they all bounce off of each other so well
The only time you could read a title like that is on a critikal video
My first guess would've been wikihow or buzzshit
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I need help. CZcams has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason.
@@Therworldtube call emergency services
@@damnedbelowjudas_ Well, we got bots for that on CZcams
I was looking at Charlie's IMDB page for the movie and one of his nicknames is *"The Soggy Slopster"*
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Get out of here bob
Yeah bob
@@bobroxhers4549 Do something productive with your life, Bob. You are wasting your mid-30s while you should be at your best.
@@bobroxhers4549 Bob this wasn't funny, you're just letting us down, geniuenly pathetic. You disgust me, you disgust your family, you disgust your government, is this what you're mom who worked herself into an early grave to provide for you wanted, is this what your dad who took care of you and taught you everything you know would want this to become of you? Get Help Bob, we have faith in you and all you're doing is letting us down. I'm not mad bob, I'm just dissapointed. Get help, please get help, we have faith in you
I don’t know why, but it is only now occurring to me how good of a name “The Official Podcast” is
corn on the bob
It’s a Jojo’s reference
Pedicc
Is “it’s a Jojo reference” the new “Darude - Sandstorm” or is this an actual Jojo reference?
Takyon Don
The reference is actually from here lol czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
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Actually it's a terrible name because of how many "offical (blank)" podcasts there are but somehow they have pulled it off
What we didn't know is that Jackson's safe word was dinosaurs, every time he said it he was in excruciating pain, but the official boys didn't listen, the official boys didn't care...
it was pterasaurs...
😔
I feel like Kaya found two pieces of poster paper and taped it to his wall to make it seem like decoration
Whenever one of you is absent you should make the missing persons picture a pre recorded video that occasionally moves
Just make it it a 2 second loop
H Extraordinaire or like a 30 minute loop with only one motion so people think they’re going insane
@@lj-wp3sf even better
Same thing but 31 seconds
Jackson deserved better. I'm glad he left. Now he can finally realize his dream of making a lego star wars dinosaur podcast of his own.
The fact that so many people have to ask if Jackson is really gone while listening to a comedy podcast is hilarious
how is this a comedy podcast ? wtf kinda comedy are u talking bout
@@romanreckless8263 I find them very funny. Obviously many others do. Plus they're listed as a comedy podcast on their various platforms
Especially since this is the 3rd or 4th time they have ran this joke and people still fall for it
13:00 "Healthy" things in restaurants are not high calorie because of sugar. Restaurants loads their foods with butter fat, that's why the salmon in restaurants is like 1000 calories. Sugar couldn't stack up that many calories unless you were dumping cups of it on the dish, which would be pretty apparent. Fat stacks up calories real quick though and we often don't realize just how much we're eating.
It’s a combo of fat and sugar I think. But yeah it’s probably mostly fat.
but he was right that they do still put sugar in everything
Charlie doesn't like drinking milk and now he complains that he's short
🤔 that's where his brother went
good one
Can I just say thank u to kaya for being supportive of being against animal cruelty and being so nice to his little kitty cat it makes me happy there are good people in the world 🥺💕
Charlie is a damn saint, sitting through Kaya's rants that don't make any sense and giving a polite " Mhmm" afterwards then instantly changing the subject. What a damn nice guy.
Or he's just a pushover lol
Blaine Rivas don’t ever slander Charlie like that again
I Like Kaya's early 2000s cut, makes him look hes about to jump on a guest verse on Dragostea Din Tei
Kaya's hair looking spikier than an anime character
kaya looking like girls' second favored member of some late 90s boyband with that hair
Kaya looks like he's about to start singing about his feelings in a rock band in the early 2000's
This is literally the only podcast i can watch through fully while paying attention and not getting bored
Misfits is pretty good too tho
Lunch club podcast is good and 100% better than misfits
i listen to this while playing a game
Best podcast ever, watched the whole thing 5 times
You also made a time machine?
i haven’t even made it passed the intro
Same here. I love the in depth topics they talk about
same
Download video and increase speed by 2000x
*sees title*
Me: The Official Boys giving us the REAL tips during the pandemic
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Just use the ol' garden hose, it gets the job done better than any flimsy piece of toilet paper
"We're 15 episodes in, I've not seen her do anything yet."
Yeah that's not changing.
Just imagine Charlie brushing his his hair before turning on the camera. It's beautiful.
Me on the toilet sees title: hmmm interesting
Well, well, CZcams has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. I need help.
*sits on toilet for an extra hour*
Inch resting
GUYS QUICK WE NEED TO SUMMON JACKSON. *DINOSAURS ARE COOL WE PROMISE*
CZcams has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. I need help.
@@Therworldtube get a job
@@nightfighter7452 I'm in fucking school. WDM "get a job"
Therworldtube just make videos obviously
@@Therworldtube just make a new channel lol ez
Almost choked on my dinner when Andrew started going on about Jackson's paragraphs and paragraphs email
Kaya just got electrocuted before recording himself
I cant believe the Movie Studio even had the budget for a Hunger Games star and Simp #3 in Obsession!
Quite unbelievable huh. Must be Disney making horror movies now for that kind of budget.
20:45 "it would suck being 5 feet forever"
lol im 21 and 5 foot. but its cool though. i aint mad. i get free cookies and milk from other adults
My man!
The dude on the top left looks like Kylo Ren.😂
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"The dude"
The dude..
@@ThatGuyKh1 I might need my glasses.😂
@zaythefresh I guess I mistook the empty spot in the corner for something.
I like how they've done this bit already 🤣🤣🤣with Jackson
Bad booster pack luck is blessing me with a new form of toilet paper
DBZ Kamehameha paper rolls already in this series
I always knew charlie wiped his ass on the walls. Thanks for clarifying
y’all i clicked on this thinking it was a joke but no, the boys giving real content during the pandemic.
CZcams has completely blocked me from making any videos, for no reason. I need help.
Yeah CaspianReport does that to me too
Therworldtube me a new account temporarily
Therworldtube while u figure it out
Jackson is just passionate about dinosaurs
These podcast are Topt tier, found myself listening to like 5 or 6 everyday.
I think the optimal butt wiping solution is a pack of wipes that dissolve on contact with water.
Really glad I gave this podcast a chance a couple weeks ago.
Don't you dare disrespect Tanks, man. That game is a modern work of art
Possibly the most hype intro ever. Love this podcast.
I was listening to this at work and I was laughing so hard when they talked about new ways to clean your ass that I couldn’t even do my job. I haven’t laughed that hard in years.
the intro to this podcast always trips me out just seeing my name plastered all over the screen lol
Cartoons I barely remember. "Pelswick", "Sheep in the Big City" "Wayne head" and O Canada.
Now this is quality content, and the topic is the best. Keep up the good work
That was the most heated expressvpn ad read ever lol nice.
Finally a podcast I’d listen to
Love the black and white image of Jackson in the top right making it look like he passed
Kaya talking about his cats is super adorable.
I love these podcasts. I usually listen to them while playing Minecraft or Satisfactory and it makes my day.
Same
Good listen. Keep up the good work boys!
Great ep
I've worked at a smoothie shop and I will guarantee to you that we literally would put sugar in every smoothie, even one where the ingredients were almost all vegetables and was labeled the healthiest. Granted, we made this clear to customers and would take it out if requested.
thanks for the useful information
Glad you’re back Andrew! Sorry for you loss hope you’re doing well.
Thank you for the podcast critikal and everyone else who works on it.
Listening to this whilst playing the THPS 1+2 remake demo, demos still live on!
I live in quite a busy town with not a lot of parking and alot of traffic and you just get places faster and not as stuck in traffic you just got to manoeuvre your way around it
Kaya out here rocking that 2014 Turkish gopnik hair.
Thank you for telling me why i shouldn’t get a vpn during the vpn ad
Its the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie, im calling it
Whenever kaya laughs, it's the most contagious thing because I always end up laughing with
Yes new podcast and on my birthday. Epic!!!
I totally watched the whole thimg already
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Man I still have ALL my kids computer games, jumpstart (kaya I know exactly what ur talking about), reader rabbit, etc. I like going on nostalgia trips once in a while and click around.
Charlie is still the only one who is still hasn`t missed an episode.
I can`t wait till the episode when it`s only Charlie.
Boy do I have some news for you
@@aaronropers-huilman660 What, he still hasn`t missed an episode, he just changed in a conspiracy person for the day.
Jokes aside, i just came from there.
Was pretty weird to see someone very talkative in the left corner. A nice surprise but i did like it though.
This aged well
I thought Charlie was the pinnacle of edgy but after listening to this Podcast the throne clearly belongs to Mr. Too Cool for Anime Monk Fanboy.
Spanking Fantasies I mean-he’s right about naruto being shit I dojt know about monk being so great though
@@eggboi8654 It's not so much about the fact that he thinks it's shit - it's the way he talked about it; literally B-tier Urethral bead penis-plug cringe. He can't ''remember'' any of the characters names as he's obviously too cool to watch a kids TV Show, right?
*Also, the V Neck and Grease Ball Spiky Hair further proves my point - Not that I can say much, my YT Name is Spanking Fantasies so I guess i'm an even bigger Edge Lord
@@istyko11 Wtf are you talking about? He likes avatar, so clearly he doesn't think that. He just doesn't dig the show. Also, quite hypocritical of you to say that, specially since you speak like an edge lord yourself.
Shut up weeb
I had the opposite with music where I only listened to songs with lyrics, then we had a computer class at school where most songs I had were blocked so I found what I could and vibed to variations of Beethoven and 80s music for the class period
Oh my god i missed the last podcast welp time to watch them in order
Does anyone remember that old marbles game? WHere you had a course and you had to figure out how to get the marbles in the holes but the marbles reveal the course as they go through
Kaya is right, for patients with necrotising skin they put maggots on the wound. Maggots only eat dead tissue so it cleans the area, leaving the healthy tissue behind but most patients are understandably resistant to the idea at first.
I've seen more than one person refuse the treatment in favour of widespread necrosis.
watching this on the toilet rn
Thank you boys. Very cool
the clap synch at the begining set the episode up for success
Don't worry Kaya. The Naruto story gets A LOT better
Unfortunately Sakura doesn't
It gets a lot better, but then it gets worse and worse again. God, the last arc sucks
@@JackOfen Madara looked cool, I guess
I kinda hated him shitting on it so much I rewatched it and it is better than what he is saying
@@Shazoo1997 I think he is talking about the original one
Monk is such an underrated series. Kaya has fine taste
The 3 clamshells are the future
Kaya reminded me of karkat when he did the angry ad read for express vpn that was great lol
I was on the official boiz patreon and it said that they get $18,194 per month so 18,194 X 12 = 2,177,928 so 2,177,928 divided by 4 = 544,482. Now obviously that number is reduced by taxes so here is how much each makes a year in J.A.C.K order P.S i have no clue how taxes work
Jackson:$218,113.9
Andrew/Charlie:$363,315
Kaya:$297,148
q -this could be completly off
the thing about calories is that they are allowed to be up to 20% off.
Also most of the calories comes from the butter restaurants load the food with butter to make it taste better.
The guy on the top left is one of those kinds of friends everyone has.
We need to develop the shells from demolition man for our future wiping purposes
Legit Andrews way of using fiverr has convinced me to start using it more.
You need to get a gun CZcamsr on the podcast. Demolition Ranch or Forgotten Weapons would be amazing
No mid-rolls? Thank you for being one of the few good ones 🤙
So CZcamsrs are bad if they want to make money off of their content? The content that they usually work hard to make?
@@dat_cats4354 theyre bad when every 5 minutes is 2 unskippable 30 seconds ads
never have i been so hyped to learn asswiping stances
I love Kaya's hair!!
Yes i look forward to these.
35:38 “Tanks!”
Me: “Tanks.”
I think one detailed missed regarding the supersized me segment is that the guy HAD to get whatever was recommended. Usually the one recommended would be the worst possible thing to eat.
I used to play extreme downhill racing over and over. Lmao. Huge game.
Me listening to this while doing my homework
7:20 yeeeeaaaahhh lyrics go over my head all the time like I’m not going to sit there and decipher a song strictly through the lyrics. It could be the most straightforward lyrics ever and I would still be like, so what was that song about?
Yo, don't diss motercycles. I can agree, they are extremely unsafe. Leather Jackets and such are used for protection purposes, they are convenient due to some areas allowing you to cut through traffic, and they give a really nice feeling breeze.
i guess the podcast is now called ACK today
I remember on my 360 when i had to keep scrolling through and rapidly downloading and deleting demos for games, to the point that the only games i actually owned were Halo 3, Reach, and the game adaptation for Afro Samurai
I want to walk over and shut their damn closet doors
God damn you. Now I can't ignore it.
they must be excited about hyperloop transportation
That title alone made me interested in the video.