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- Four close man friends gather around to bath together in hard juice.
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Timestamps:
00:00:45 - Heavy Rain
00:15:41 - Cuts Clothing Ad
00:17:45 - Presidential Fitness
00:30:51 - Helix Sleep Ad
00:32:46 - Cock Cage Hacker
00:39:18 - FGC Conduct
00:44:37 - Hawthorne Ad
00:47:05 - Stinky Day (Cont.)
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Notice how quiet Charlie is when Kaya goes off about people not showering
Ironic since Charlie's lush hair make it seem like he's been showering while Kaya's curly hair make it seemed like he hasn't.
Keeping the grease
Charley just looks like he doesnt want to do this episode lol
@@dyingwaffle95 he barely participates in the podcast at all
Tbf Charlie is silent 95% of the time during the podcasts
God damn the new artist is killing it
Right?! That shit's adorable!
The only thing that gives me more hype then doing black tar heroin is the intro to the official podcast
Hell yeah brother
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
The first sign - the Earth will spin faster.
The second sign concerns the sun, which will loom larger, brighter and begin to spin.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
- banking collapse was deliberately masterminded by the Antichrist
- Antichrist will step in and create a false peace in the state of Israel by joining them with palestine in an unlikely alliance.
- „He will recite extracts from My Teachings, which he will passionately proclaim from every secular stage in the world, until people sit up and take notice of him.“
mdmlastprophet.com/the-time-for-the-schism-in-the-church-is-almost-here-and-you-must-get-prepared-now/
mdmlastprophet.com/billions-will-convert-and-recognise-god-the-triune-god-for-the-first-time/
The Book of Truth
@@michaelgabs9885 You good lad?
@@thedenseone6443 I think it's one of those "saviors" that inject their religion into every single media this floating rock has to offer
What about ketamine?
Fellas, is it gay to **rolls dice** practice self-care?
nah bro, we gotta look beautiful.
Gotta look good for the homies 😉
The thumbnail is the coolest drawing I’ve ever seen
Wow thats kinda sad actually.
@@johnjowari7128 ?
@@johnjowari7128 well not the coolest but it looks pretty cool
@@carabouttohityou6421 yeah it is pretty cool.
charlie has an expression which reminds me of animated Sinbad
The presidential fitness test was made to prep people for the ramping up of Vietnam in the late 60's early 70's. The standards for it are close to what the army fitness test was in the same era.
Exactly all these requirements are doable. Absolutely doable. Cringe take from the fellas.
2:32 "Hypotheses" with an "e" is actually the plural form of "hypothesis"
But it is not pronounced like that
But it's still like replacing "we're" with "wear"
@@munjee2 actually it is.
How is Jackson doing that? My mouth always moves when I talk what the hell...
He has mastered the art of "not showing up"
He's very stoic and no words can make him change his pose
He doesn't need to move his mouth...
Also Charlie its normal to vomit after strenuous activities like running after a long time inactive. Keep at it and keep pushing your limits. You'll be stronger in no time.
@F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ This ain't it cheif, go back to PH.
I remember my first basketball practice when I was younger. Threw up hard.
The key is not eating for several hours before doing it
@@bobobsen that is stupid
@@bobobsen The key is to not do things that make you throw up. Duh!
"Uses words that don't exist." Hypotheses is just plural hypothesis.
that's a hypotheses
Well depends on how he used it
He said it, so it exists. Every word is made up
@@wesphillips8058 that argument still doesn't change that the word is real
Someone made it up sometime ago
bruh did charlie just wake up lmao
"It's not gay to enjoy yourself"
- Jackson Clarke
33:20 the panic in jackson's voice when he almost talked down about the almighty sponsor
I think Charlie literally spoke three words in this podcast
That’s every podcast
Thats cause kaya only says cringe shit and always monopolizes the conversation and he doesnt want to confront him...
@@DaleC0oper ?????
@@DaleC0oper wtf are you talking about?
so kaya doesnt say cringe shit and talks out of his ass all the time? ok
Bathing being considered womanly dates back to the viking age. Specifically because the nordic people at the time bathed weekly on saturdays, hence the name of saturday in nordic languages, which the British considered to be obsessively hygienic and, for some reason, ungodly. Possibly because of this and other reasons there were many tales of British women running off to marry norsemen over locals.
It's also documented in the varangian tract, where one of the conditions for scandinavians forming the varangian guard was unlimited access to bathing.
wtf, I'm pretty sure it's just the (obviously dumb) stereotype of hygiene = girly/gay, not all that
21:22. In the Air Force, 53 push ups is the average for males on their annual PT test. When I was in BMT, we had a guy do 92 push ups without stopping.
Kaya's camera following his head is distracting me.
whyyyyy did you point that out now i'm having issues
Same
wacky shit, it's been doing that for a while now
It gives me something to look at to be honest. I think it’s cool.
@@wesphillips8058 same
The one in the top left is so good at staying still, I keep thinking it's a picture.
Teeft pattern!!!
I've got some bad news
@@daytencharbonneau2632 my dad left, we knew
he is a picture you donut
"The one in the top left" someone doesn't watch regularly. Shameful
Kaya, the plural of hypothesis is "hypotheses", so in that context the game might have been correct in using the word.
"Its running that i dont do" we know, weve seen your legs
Brought me wayy back 😂😂
*Burn!*
I love how the thumbnail makes sure Charlie looks short
I've actually had a dream that was exactly like the thumbnail
Bro?
What drugs did you take to have this dream
Laughing my butt off!!
Uhhhhhmmmm
That happened to me too, but not this video
Jackson looks more like Adam Driver than Charlie looks like Keanu Reeves
And just like Adam Driver he said the "n" word in a recording
@@ismathekingg6099 lol i listened to that podcast last night
I don’t know why but Charlie being the size of a toddler in the thumbnail made me laugh more than it should have
Kaya talking about the yubi-yubi scene got me having flashbacks to a certain doggo
korone 👀
Hololive
Lmao, same
Yubi yubi
Korone :)
Jackson: back in the 50’s or 60’s when the industrial revolution happened
God damnit Jackson
@Benjamin Little the Australian industrial revolution happened in the 1800s doofus.
Why is nobody talking about that ADORABLE THUMBNAIL 💖💖
Gwumpy jesus :(
At the beginning charlie looks like an actual statue
Christ the Redeemer
Christ the Redeemer
Christ the redeemer
Christ the redeemer
Christ the redeemer
Just when we thought Jackson was saved, He has been cryogenically frozen again and we can only hear him through Telepathy.
I get nervous every thursday that there wont be an episode
Kaya:"Don't spoil the game, I wanna LEARN who the killer is so no one spoil it."
Also Kaya:"This game sucks and it fucking blows."
Good point
true but that game sucks anyways lol
@@sebastianriz4703 Eh, I dunno. I thought it was pretty good, Voice acting was shit but I liked the plot and the diverse paths it could take.
@@connerthewubbzler1062 it was okay when it came out but its pretty bad to play through now. Especially when you know the twist, which just pisses me off with how it was written
@@sebastianriz4703 That's fair, then again a lot of games are bad when you do the comparison to now. I will admit, I may be over crediting it because that was literally my introduction to that genre of choice making and such (And until Walking Dead came out, Telltales was DRASTICALLY inferior, quite honestly I would have to say that the one Telltale should be most proud of is Tales from the Borderlands, because THAT game had the most diverse choices that mattered till the end)
I definitely loved that [Spoilers if Kaya is listening but fuck you!] one of the characters you played was secretly the killer and his motivation and reasoning behind it actually made sense, especially if you became jaded like [REDACTED] and lived most of your life seeing the same shit.
I think back in my days in school for PE we had the Fitness Gram Test. I had to take it every year. The coach would put a CD in the player and there was an instructor that would talk. You then had to do pushups, sit ups, and something other things. It capped at 100. I think there was one kid that made it to 100 pushups. I also had track & field days in elementary school.
Same here
Yep
I love how kaya says not to spoil heavy rain, but on his stream when he beat it, he didn't give a fuck about anything that was happening other then the abrupt scene transitions
Does Charlie seem kinda bored in the recent podcasts to anyone else? Maybe its the facecam but I took a break from listening to the podcast and came back and he seems different
That’s how he always looks
Yeah I kinda got the same vibe, hope he’s just tired or something
Well I mean, hearing someone hate rant about something you personally like for minutes tends to make your brain rot.
Yeah I noticed kaya now just rants about whatever news topic is brought up. Honestly they’re all at their best when they’re not talking about current events because the Rambo onion episode was great. It’s just hard to keep topics like that going for 200 weeks like that though.
maybe ur over analyzing he looks the same to me
Kaya definitely hangs out on alt right discord channels, constantly complaining about others but never looking at himself
pretty cool place to be in
like a true chad clearly
Notice how he always gets defensive of trump when nobody even brings him up? It's pretty hilarious how defensive he is
I mean the sonic the hedgehog cartoon had robots that felt pain.
24:20 The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Hard juice is such a funky name for such a normal conversation
Let’s be honest. The intro music is fucking HYPE every time.
eh
I really don't care for it
the old one was better
At 17 I could do 60+ push ups and so could like 3 other dudes on my wrestling team but I was a state championship qualifier and one of the other dudes went into seal training after hs. The push ups are kinda disproportionately high tho compared to the rest of the tests
I'm 17 and literally never worked out before and I've been training for like 2 months and I can do 30 pushups and run 2 miles
When I was 17 I was at Montana youth challenge academy which is basically military school and for the presidential fitness test there was a 2 minute pushup test and I did 128 push-ups in 2 minutes. Probably did 90 in the 1st minute and like 10 in the last 30 seconds
yeah idk what theyre on about, im fat and i could do upwards of 35-40 pushups in a minute, weird
when i was like 13 my stepdad was super strict and would discipline me whenever i did something wrong, needless to say i could do about 120 pushups w/o rest, but that was obv aftr ALOT of fuckups, knew him for abt 5 yrs of my life and he was always strict. ever since my parents divorced im now a 16 yr old who can do like 95 pushups bf my arms explode
this is the biggest circle jerk ever
hey cr1tikal: i just wanted to say that your videos give meal laugh whenever i need it, and always brighten my day, thanks.
Jackson: 🗿
Agreed
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. Students begin at the starting line. Once the test begins, the running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear the signal (beep). A single lap (length of the basketball court), should be completed when you hear this signal (ding). The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
I remember a beautiful glitch in the ending of Heavy Rain where if you input the X for Jason prompt twice in a row you get to scream his name as many times as you want during dramatic cutscenes, complete with diegetic sound
You know Detroit would've been a 10/10 game if it was only Connor and Hank.
True ... Kara's was fine too but Marcus' was just an awkward piece. Maybe its Minka Kelly's horrible voice acting or maybe they wrote her a bad character but the chemistry was practically none-existent. Marcus' arc was a serious snoozefest. Connor having daddy-issues with Hank was wholesome though. Charlie's playthrough was S tier because of their bromance alone.
I honestly hate karas storyline, don’t care if it’s wholesome or emotional or some shit, it’s boring af in my opinion. Connor’s story is the best
Connor >>>Markus>>>>>>kara
@@_callmechase you don't mean that, Chase! Take that back! Alice was adorable.
Okay you guys are just purposely trying to make me annoyed. Its *Connor > Hank > Kara > Fat Dad > The Jerrys and then Markus the Mundane.*
Depends on how you work out if you do mostly Calisthenics 50 is easy my dad was a boxer in high school he could do 100 in a row. I lift I’m 17 I struggle to do 30
I think weights were the only reason i was able to do 60+ pushups in a row in high school. I never trained for those specifically, but took a weightlifting class
an official podcast release is the perfect way to spend your birthday.
my birthday is also today so same lol
Jackson is a bit red today, is he sick or something
Woah that’s cool I did both the presidential test and the pacer test
Everybody talking about hard juice but everybody ditching the old soft juice
Soft juice is liquid. You know what else is liquid? Horse pee. This concludes my very logical comment.
@@MasonBrown-qq7oq cant argue with logic
@@MasonBrown-qq7oq your logic is more solid then jello
@@MasonBrown-qq7oq that's facts
@@MasonBrown-qq7oq that can’t be good for the economy
Doesn't Jackson record these at like 3 AM? Props to him
I’m currently 17 and I’ve done 110 push-ups without stopping. Good form to.
Absolute madlad
Yo Kaya, i love you bro, but u need to stop interrupting. Give the others a chance to speak, my dude.
I really hope you're not serious
@@Im_Gat unfortunately, i am. Why?
@@tom-ht3ju i thought it was a pretty good cast since Kaya actually seemed passionate without so much hate, I also like that him and Jackson kinda carried this one
@@Im_Gat Don't get me wrong bro , i love the cast, but i feel like Kaya is cutting off too much and rambling on for too long, stopping the others (like Charlie) from speaking. I also enjoy his non PC hate energy but ,this episode, it felt overbearing and uninteresting
@@tom-ht3ju I see your point, to me (and other comments I seen) it seemed like charlie didn't want to talk much anyways but I do get what you're saying
The pushups/situps/run is an army standard in the UK. That's supposed to be your baseline level of fitness, aka everyone should be able to do it. You definitely need to commit to it every day though, and after a few weeks you get much better at it.
It is for the US military too. But you have two minutes and two different resting positions. I didn’t see many who could do more than 40-50 in a row. But I knew a ton who could do 70-90 over 2 minutes.
"the fitness gram pacer test is a multi-stage aerobic capacity test..."
59:00 If anyone is wondering, it's likely because comfort is considered feminine. Men have been taught that enduring discomfort is manly, so the inverse is also true.
That's why things like baths, spas, mani-petis, soft bedding/clothing, etc. are considered more feminine.
It's almost 2 in the morning here in germania time for another podcast
Speaking about Rainfurrest, it would br cool to see Internet Historian on the podcast.
Best podcast
Andrew and charlie were just doing shit on their computers for half of this lmao
Hey Charlie, 17 year old boys in South Africa are expected to be able to do at least 70 push ups
Wtf are the South Africans doing
@@Goodwind88 training their future militia soldiers, what else?
Stop making Jesus jokes, it makes you look immature
- Donald Duck
Wise words from a wise man
I feel like i have to be apart of the quote too MhHhhhHhhMmMMm
@@Cruscker Mtn Dewe
@@Cruscker mtn dew
@Lego Edric Blight hoot hoot.
the fitness gram pacer test was a section of the presidential fitness test because they had both when i went to school. they would set aside like a week every year in pe to do all the different sections of the test. pushups, sit ups, mile, pacer, and a couple others.
this intro song still slaps
Beyond 2 souls was like a fever dream to me. i remember watching a pewdiepie lets play of it. only just clicked now that ellen page was the protagonist lmao
Is Jackson alive ? Or has Charlie taxidermied him
comments about Jackson being super still are getting just as old as the "Charlie is Jesus" comments
@@tracerjames51 its "Charlie looks like John Wick
@@larrythehoverfish3745 i don't see many comments like that any more. i think that "joke" has finally run its course
@@tracerjames51 nah it’s because Charlie’s hair has grown to the point where he doesn’t look like Keanu anymore.
@@tracerjames51 so do the comments complaining about them
I got 54 push-ups in the presidential fitness test in High School
I love how the backround just says jackson
How did Kaya and Andrew get Keanu Reeves and Adam Driver in the podcast?
-______-
I love how they made Charlie short in the thumbnail 😂
Tbf he's standing next to a 6'4 Andrew, i presume.
@@johnjowari7128 it’s still funny
@@daman7805 its hilarious don't get me wrong.
@@daman7805 well yeah because hes short irl so i dont get ur joke
@@SparkMediaProduction i just think it’s funny that he can’t escape his height in any way. If he wanted he could have asked them to just make him normal height
Gotta love Andrews background. That room would drive me nuts lol.
Got a juice ad just before the Video played
Charlie could talk about a massacre at a children's hospital done by a bunch of convicted rapists and he will still make it seemed more funny and watchable than it actually is.
The power of Jesus
Another jesus joke
Yes it is another Jesus joke
Jesus what have I done
You could make statues of everyone when they freeze and don’t talk
@@MamadNobari Like the charlie face fleshlight but all 4 of them sold as a set
My private middle school still did the presidential fitness test, it’s been like 3 years since I’ve last visited but while I went there we spent like a month of the school year in PE just building up towards the actual test. Scariest part is that almost half the kids in that school consistently passed it every year.
As a soldier, the upper requirements that SAS lads were pulling was 40 pushups.
What is all this whining about not being able to do 53 pushups? That's not absurd at all. I'm taking fitness tests and they're expecting mid 80s to 100, nor am I super buff. I also weigh more than others. I feel like Charlie is just trying to cover for his score, lol
It's pretty absurd for anyone who isn't a body builder. I'm 18 and most people I know can't do more than 5 push ups. I can only do maybe 8 and I'm not even overweight.
@@liltoaster7308 Bruh. How can it be so low? I don't mean that offensively, but I'm genuinely confused how so many people are acting like it is impossible. It isn't, nor should it be....so what am I missing here?
@@bobjoe4888 No offense taken. It's a matter of genetics and environment mostly. Some people have the proper genetics to easily do push-ups while others who are in shape don't have the proper genetics to be able to do it as easily. It's also a matter of core strength, back strength, chest strength as well as arm strength and lacking any of these components makes things harder. Testosterone levels also greatly affect this and being of shorter stature also makes it easier.
@@bobjoe4888 due to how little i weigh , i can reach up to about 45 , and im not fit by any means , but i know some people who can't manage 15 and do boxing , its about genetics and what mass is where
@@bobjoe4888 53 push ups isnt absurd but definetly you would need to train for quite some time (if you had no prior training experience) to reach that, unless you have good genetics. I'm 15 and ive been training for 9 months and my highest was 45 in a row
i have never step foot in a Arby’s restaurant, and never will.
I mean ik you said you would NEVER but if somehow you find yourself in a arby's drive thru cuz theres no food anywhere else just go wit a shake and curly fries the rest of the food is poison😂😂
Arby’s gets a bad rep, just try the jalapeño chicken bacon wrap and get back to me
Same here, drive thru ONLY 👊🏼
@Tubagoo 13 tbh it's jack in the box or wendy's for me 💯percent
3 words: Arby’s French dip
I am 19, work out regularly and can do about 70 push-ups in a row. Don’t usually try to max out though cause it’s not good for you.
The presidential fitness test is pretty bullshit. Because that test would be best for people who are lighter and smaller. I was always pretty big through high school and couldn’t do the body weight stuff. But I moved weight like a madman, had the heaviest max lifts in my grade consistently. I was never even fat like my sophomore year I was like 6’2 and 210.
6'2 and 170ish I am massively underweight...
@@user-ov6jg4ug9d im 15, 6'1", and 150 lbs so like dw lmao
Whatever y'all are eating, double it
I'm 6'2 and 220. I'm also 17 and don't know what Charlie is on about with this pushup complaints. I can do 53
@@bobjoe4888 I'm not sure if you've noticed but charlie hardly had a lot of upper body strength
There's a whole bunch of mini chads in the comment section flexing that they can do more pushups than the boys.
I prefer the term Chadlet.
you say that as if being able to do more pushups than jackson charlie and andrew is a notable feat
@@NomTheDom because it is
Love the podcast boys
I actually always enjoyed baths as a guy, but now that I'm fully grown and 6'4 I can no longer fit in any normal bath 😂
I was just about to say how similar the Presidential Secret Service Black Ops Children's Corps Entrance Examination sounds to the Pacer Test, then right before I typed it Andrew said the same thing.
Wait didn't Ethan have to cut off his entire finger and he also didn't just speed he went against the flow of traffic.
Remember, these are the arguments being made by the same dude who said "The Last of Us 2 was good."
@@connerthewubbzler1062 to be fair that’s not really a significant detail. He’s just nitpicking at that point, his hatred for the game and David Cage runs much deeper than that.
@@evo683 Honestly, it kinda better. I'd appreciate it if he was honest about it at least, I hate Blizzard but I'll admit World of Warcraft is great. I hate Disney but I loved most of the Avengers movies, be honest where you sling hate, it's like bullets, they should only go to what you think warrents the shots.
@@connerthewubbzler1062 hear hear my dawg, that last line is profound, no cap
@@Zeesinatra I barely understood half of what you said, so I'm just gonna nod and say "yes"...Yes!
Have a lovely day!
3:37 ahhh he has a different opinion! He must be wroooong
We need the bath podcast where the 4 of them do the podcast from their baths
Am I the only one who thinks doing 53 push-ups without resting is easy
bruh i’m gonna try right now, i feel like i could
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Hey Charlie we all start somewhere bro. Go get it.
Love this podcast helps get me through the day
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11:39 I wonder when this was filmed. I’m not assuming malice. Hope others do the same.
Nah they filmed this last week. That shit actually made me mad a lil ngl
In my highschool our jrotc deadhards was able to 80 pushups in 2 minutes with prefect form so andrew is 100% that a 17 year old who works out greatly can do it easy
when I was working out at the age of 15, I could do 60 push ups in a minute, now my max is 17 push ups
why tf does andrew have two doors next to each other on a corner
A closet
A closet
53 isn’t that bad for people that where 145 pounds now most 17 year olds are 170 which is a lot harder
Heavy Rain was my first Ps3 game and I loved every second of it
I thought he was going into an ad read when he mentioned making your own food and how it healthy
Isn't Hard Juice just Jello?
The irony in this comment is astounding I love it.
I’m going to use this now for jello