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- Four close man friends gather around to get buff.
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00:08:10 - Edward Snowden
00:15:10 - Breaking out of prison
00:19:10 - Charles Manson
00:22:20 - Zip Recruiter Ad
00:24:05 - Everyone has a price
00:31:20 - Esports Teams
00:33:07 - Bodily Functions and Changes
00:50:50 - Too Buff and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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Pale skin evolved as a way to stop melanin production, so the body had extra resources to spend elsewhere because it didn't need to protect against the much smaller amounts of sunlight in Europe, and instead needed to be extra permeable to sunlight, so it could get the vitamin D the body needs. Pale skin does not adjust well to the much sunnier areas of the world and so pale skinned people must use artificial methods to protect their skin. Thankfully it's pretty easy to deal with, as are the health issues dark skinned people face when not exposed to optimal levels of sunlight, such as vitamin D deficiency.
Thank you for sparing me from having to write this whole thing out.
So the sun is racist... cancel the sun
That actually makes so much sense on the first read. I couldn't think of any reason as to why it's beneficial when they mentioned it, but your comment is perfect. Thank you for that.
I sometimes wonder if Jackson actually went to school.
Him and Andrew both make me wonder sometimes lmao
He's nine, man. Give him some time.
It’s that Australian school system
Thats mean
@@mylenhansen6350 But true, he knows practically nothing.
Too buff is when there's too much testosterone coursing through your manly muscles
But then a question pops up how much is too much testosterone
Too much testosterone is when your balls start shrinking due to the horomonal inbalance from such a large ammount if testosterone.
@@wtfiswrongwithyou9045 that just sounds like your body was too unmanly to handle the high intake of raw masculinity that one would experience from an artificial intake of testosterone; which is a fault of an inferior less manly body compared to say an alpha chad body which could easily handle more testosterone without issue
*vsauce music plays
@@wtfiswrongwithyou9045 but how small is too small?
Too much testosterone is however much there is at a magic the gathering tournament
Having lighter skin allows the body to get more vitamin D from the sun but as a side affect get burned easier.
So people with light skin need sunscreen in sunny regions and many dark skin people need vitamin D supplements in cloudy regions.
very cool !!
@Public Enemy pretty sure its the UV light bro. It is ionizing radiation, just not that strong compared to its competitors.
@Public Enemy you sound like an antivaxxer
Charlie sounds so done with every topic
celed he’s always sounded as if this shit is a burden to him lol
I never got that impression fuck I might be deaf
@@Vandyno Charlie's just in a "I'm not nearing 30s" phase
I remember the days when the sun didn't exist
the sun was invented in 2002 to sell sunscreen
The kids have it good these days with their airpods... And light... And heat
those were the days man. skin cancer didnt exist back then
Back in my day
Alaska
Is Charlie insane? The Rock is not even close to a prime Arnold in size. Does he not know Arnold was a 7 time Mr Olympia
Facts, the rock is honestly surprisingly not that big
He's heavier than Arnold
@@stelmaria8991 fatter*
@@tougetito muscle is heavier than fat
They're actually pretty similar, but given that (comparing them in their prime) the rock is 2 inches taller and Arnold was only 7 pounds lighter, Arnold's bpi was 3.5% lower which shows he was clearly more muscular.
Charlie just sound like he hates everything they’re talking about.
It was actually pretty annoying... I love him but I wish I could just mute 75% of what he said in this episode, just toxic.
@@Vandyno lol what? The other dudes weren't even funny. I'd stay quiet too.
@@FormerPessitheRobberfan Nah it was a pretty shit episode, but the main issue is Charlie shutting every potential conversation down... Idk I can explain it with an example if you want, but really you're probably just a fan who will disagree with me no matter what
Vandyno lol it started right from the beginning when he passive aggressively made a comment about him opening the episode
@@ItsVxctor That's not how these things work. Even if he didn't want to contribute, (Which I doubt) he's made a commitment to a partnership, you can't just skip out on an episode because you don't feel like it.
I know that you guys get a lot of comments, but I’d just like to say thank you. Me and my boyfriend used to listen to the podcast every week in bed together, but now he’s at bootcamp. Now we just look forward to binge listening to them when he gets back for Christmas. You guys really help me get through life and how much it sucks sometimes. I wish I could support you guys- but I’m a broke 18 year old. Once I get better money I’ll be there to support you guys.
cool story bro
Wholesome
Eww you have a boyfriend??? Wtf
Allways love when the boys struggle with highscool level biology
Charlie going back to edgy, mysterious anime days with this podcast, he talked for a total of like 5 minutes after they roasted him for not taking off his shirt at the beach 😂
the lack of medical knowledge on this episode is astouding lmao
Biology knowledge too.
"Why doesn't the sun give us energy" Animals don't have chloroplast in their cells.
"Why does the sun give us cancer?" The sun releases uv radiation that destroys DNA causing cell mutation.
@@aqua5758 I don't think the question was a straightforward "Why does the sun give us cancer/why doesn't it give us energy" but rather a question of why didn't the human body evolve in such a way that the sun 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 cause cancer. Still a dumb question, but less so then the other.
@@joshuaburnett7643 then again, its just misunderstanding evolution instead.
Doesn’t charlie have a degree in human movement
I mean don’t expect every person in this world to be a genius surrounding medical shit
I really like how this podcast has timestamps to skip the ads.
Why does your thumbnail look like the pillar men from JJBA
Captain niceguy **aztec dubstep starts playing**
WALL MEN, only Santana was in a pillar.
@@mak3x7 no
@@captainniceguy1562 yes
@@tiagogibbon3386 I mean I said no so it's no
4:13 I highly doubt any of you four guys will read this but I can answer that question. The reason we northerners have pale skin is that, as it turns out, dark melanin-full skin is really bad at making vitamin D so when humans traveled up north, where the sunlight is scarce, people with darker skin died out while people with lighter skin survived. Over generations, the skin became lighter and lighter as it became better and better at collecting UV rays to make vitamin D. That is why black people would have very bad time living in forests, while white people would have a very bad time living in the deserts.
Dark skin protects from UV rays better, white skin helps create vitamin D much better. When people experience more sunlight, their skin adapts to get darker. When there's little sunlight, their skin adapts to get lighter to create vitamin D better.
They dont care about comment sections
40:45 PSA: If someone tells you your breath smells fruity, tell your doctor. If someone elses breath is fruity, they are likely diabetic and have high blood sugar.
This episode felt exactly like I was listening to an episode from two years ago even down to some of the topics brought up and I love it
In Germany, breaking out of prison on its own isn't illegal because the state recognizes that the urge to be free is intrinsically human. However, it's pretty hard to break out of prison without committing other crimes like assault and battery, theft or property damage so they get you that way
thats one dumbass law. they act like you cant control that instinct whatsoever wtf
The energy is off on this episode.
True. Sounds like they're recording late and they all just want to get over it and go to sleep
@@isoantti ya agreed
They're all being so dumb 😂😂😂😂
I feel a lot of homoerotic tension in this episode
Just come out
@@joekaz5198 but there was
this is my first time watching your podcast, i usually skip but i just realized this is actual quality
Griggs _ this is one of the worst episodes I’ve seen, they have had much better episodes I recommend going back
@@tezmard3003 it's just because Charlie's got something up his ass in this episode for some reason
I'm sure they're just the pillar men who has awakened to fight Joseph Joestar
Void Iiiiiyaaaaaa yaaaa yaaaa uhhh yaaaahhhh
Just want to say that while the views on these podcasts are lower than the usual videos, I have a lot of fun listening to you guys chat and chill. Keep up the great content!
I also shouldn't read the comments cause there are a lot of strong opinions about the show when I enjoyed all of it.
the fact that jackson didnt know that the darker skin the more sunburn resistance is shocking
Vince McMahon loves every buff boy.
Oh god. I ate some limes from a cherry lime aid in the summer and walked an hour in the sun to go home a long time ago. My mouth almost melted off. My grandmother kept saying I got an STD. It was the lime and i got bad blisters.
Even with sun burnt skin, farts, sags, possible future beer bellies and all y'all are cute and precious.
Oh my god Kaya was hysterical at the mention of synthol
Too buff is when you can't wipe your crack
On a sort of related note, I remember watching some clips of bodybuilding competitions and the dudes were so big they had to have help to take off their own shirts. It was kind of sad, in a pathetic way, not an "I feel bad for you" way. Why tf would you ever want to be like that? You're basically disabled now
That's what the 3rd side bitches husband is for
Sam The Slouch when you compete you get help to take your shirt off to avoid smudging your tan. It’s kinda sad to be an internet neckbeard tbh
mike di tullio That May be true, but you can’t deny these guys do have trouble reaching parts of their own body...ever seen one of these guys try yoga? It’s fucking hilarious...
Many also have zero cardio and lose their breath fairly easily. Your heart can’t naturally maintain that shape. The amount of food intake alone is insanely unhealthy.
I’m not saying this to discredit or belittle their ability’s. Just saying, I wish people in the community were more HONEST about the negatives. Too much ego tho.
@@Jeffplsgo Bruh, I knew one who was so body dysmorphic he worked out until he couldn't wipe his ass or shower without bristle pads he'd put on the wall to scrub himself against it like a bear. There *is* a size where it's equally retarded as letting yourself be morbidly obese.
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I don't know about the Rock being bigger than Arnold Schwarzenegger. But I did read somewhere that Andre the Giant picked Arnold up with ease. I found something on google about it.
"Famous for always paying for his dinner parties (guests included), André caught Arnold Schwarzenegger trying to pay for his own dinner while shooting Conan The Destroyer. André picked Arnold up, deposited him back in his dining chair, and paid for the group's meal"
But my all time favourite story about Andre the Giant is he once drank 119 beers in a single sitting.
Light skin is good for resistance against Vitamin D depletion in low UV environments.
Ah, finally, a podcast talking about another podcast, we've done it boys!
So I was driving down i4 with my girlfriend and I saw this sign, an advertisement for this little faimly restraunt called boardwalk burgers. Nothing extraordinary just a little burger joint, where homeless people throw some burger Pattys on the formen, and I look at this sign I analyse it and with my razor sharp wits I say: boardwalk burgers more like bored burgers cause those burgers aren't having any fun.
Don't you remember when this was the best part of the podcast before they cut it? Pepperidge farms remembers.
I think the evolutionary advantage to having paler skin is that you can get more vitamin d from sun light in places with less sun.
11:44 Interesting cut. Happens in the audio only versions aswell
14:54 also
darker skin was first, lighter skin came after. so we started resistant, but the cold boys changed
I'm half black and half white, so I can only exist in moderate to slightly colder temperatures.
If I walk outside in the cold too long a rash develops on my legs.
White skin absorbs vitamin D better.
Black people chafe and need constant lotion in the colder less sunny areas
@@miiranga can you tell me where you got that info
@@miiranga dayum, been a while since I've seen this level of citation in a comment. Good on you.
I've heard what Andrew I talking about. I believe their courts ruled that it was human nature to try to resist capture or containment so if you escape prison they won't extend your sentence.
Iirc you will be charged with any crimes you commit in your escape attempt. So a non violent and non destructive attempt will not add time. But you going full psycho and harming people will get you a longer sentence.
Could be wrong but I swear there was something about the escapee's behavior and actions.
@@codyblea3638 that makes the most sense
so what if its human nature? the urge to reproduce is a natural instinct as well, should we make S. assault be completely legal?
also theres no disincentive to escape then, which means basically any criminals gonna try to break free and avoid punishment
Charlie in a tank top is too buff
@Public Enemy :(
I have known about Joe Rogan since ufc/ gear factor but I only learnt about his podcast this year. So Snowden not knowing about the podcast is not farfetched
Charles Manson wasn't charismatic? He was extremely charismatic, and could talk hours on hours.
He also was good looking when he was young, he looked like a Jesus Christ type person who was preaching.
Plus him drugging his cultists probably helped in manipulating them
It's also unlikely he actually did anything and that the killings were just the result of a drug deal gone bad, but knew he was fucked from the beginning.
He wrote for The Beach Boys
he also did hippie music
A 30 pound barbell? Charlie what are you talking about
yis something to write my essay tooooo
heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy wouldja look at this, Here I am doing homework late at night and what do I find, a new podcast. Genuinely wasn't expecting this, i just looked up penginz0.
*When you’re small* The more buff you get the smaller you look unfortunately 😔
It's in how you carry yourself. I knew a lot of short guys that were built, but they didnt have short guy syndrome.
@@codyblea3638 yh i dont have short guy syndrome thankfully - comes across as really toxic sometimes
Yes tall people have more area to fill out then short pepple
@@invis477 In theory, not really always in practice.
You actually look taller.
Thumbnail came straight from Stardust Crusaders
pillarmen lookin ass
Being too buff should be defined as the state of musculature that makes Bruce Lee look like the nerdy gun less high-school kid.
20:22 jackson almost slipped up on his involvement in the cult again.
This convinced me to shoot up some muscle juice to be as jacked as jackson
andrew and charlie your supposed to drink the water before the alcohol it doesnt help much afterwards
I've always heard people say "For every bottle of beer, drink a glass of water after"
Crazy listening to this after MoistESports
Where are the guests?
3:20 - I believe that's called divergent evolution.
Happy Halloween to you too guys.
I think you guys are very much misremembering Arnie in his prime, his chest back in the day used to be like bigger than 50inches benching like 500lbs and had like 22inch arms when he was in weight cuts for olympia. The rock is Def smaller than prime arnie and the rock might even be natural but it could go either way. Like rewatch the original Conan the barbarian and try to tell me the rock is bigger(aside from the rock being taller)
ok i have a question. in game of moans i'm doing the "taking the black" challenge and after i crafted the package it says to return to luwin but when i talk to luwin it doesn't do anything does anyone know how to fix this
edit: also i finished the arya forest quest but it keeps saying she still has a quest
James Willems has left the chat
The answer is not enough!
49:10 "Let me Americanize this..." Living in the rural-ish Midwest, I don't think he could have gotten much closer with his example. 😂
Vitamin D guys, we need the sun to produce vitamin D
Y’all should get Trevor Moore on at some point
Bored out of my mind waiting to fly to LA but the fucking boys came thru and made it bare-able
You guys should ask notch if he thinks he could hold his ground agents a big oil company
Clicked on this so fast! I cant wait to hear what excuses they have to not to workout
What’s the discord part of the Patreon do
Charlie, are you or are you not ready for No Nut November, and if so, do you have any tips or tactics to recommend? Thank You, A Fellow Nutter.
Joe Rogan interviewed Anthony Bourdain on Skype quite some time ago.
*The Pillar Men have entered the chat*
We do have Esports teams sponsored by random companies. Like OG, the most successful Dota 2 team is sponsored by Redbull.
Vasily buff is perfect buff
Subjective. Just do what makes you happy unless it hurts other people
Jackson always comes off as so young and naive. It sounds like this is his first sunburn. I swear I half expected him to ask if the redness to his skin was going to be permanent
Leave him alone
Charlie can't seriously think that The Rock is bigger than Arnold in his prime? Arnold was absolutely massive. Look on Google, there's a good side by side comparison of it. He has a pretty substantial lead on The Rock.
The Pillar Men
Judging by your profile picture I assume you play Jump Force
Charlie is so wrong about The Rock being way bigger than Schwarzenegger when compared in their own primes.
Charlie, go check out pics of Big Ramy or Ronnie Coleman
Also Markus Ruhl and Paul Dillet.
Epic
Dont worry, none of you are even close! Tetras a fuckin beast tho!💖
We all had a common ancestor and they had dark skin and the ones that stayed in that middle region kept the dark skin while the ones that moved up north no longer needed the dark skin to protect them from the sun
WAIT FUCKING WHAT IS THAT HUGGBEES?!
This is my first watch of any podcast btw
You've missed 151 episodes of greatness.
@@EarlEdinbour + 40 something bonus episodes
@Nuala Ní Dhomhnaill the only problem is that a lot of the content is way outdated.
Still fun to listen to, though ;)
ziprecurter.com doesn't work for some reason... help!
It would be fun to make a podcast lol. Not really caring on what they talk about lol. Great
I think skin colour is like perk points
You're body will "empty out" by itself yes.
I want a guest again... seems like months
HorizonofOsiris I like it better when it’s just the boys talking about random shit
Meh. Kinda becoming kaya s podcast. Just want a refresher
So far the only talking Charlie has really done this episode is ask useless questions.
and saying "What are you talking about?"
That's way more than usual
@@gotzmadskittlez3406 what are you talking about
Nah no way. Jackson and Andrew are saying some pretty dumb shit. Charlie is most likely embarrassed to be a part of it.
@@GETAJEWUPYA Always a Charlie fan boy who defends anything he does. No, he was being a douchy grump this episode, passive aggressively shutting down a lot of things the others tried to say. There have been episodes where Kaya and Andrew have been insufferable but this time it was Charlie's turn.
It's insane how none of them know what solar radiation is
They look like the pillar men
God damn 7:04 again fix it now. I want 7 o’clock on the dot!
Sometimes Charlie acts like a 14 year old girl who hates when their parents talk or ask her a question when she first wakes up
I'm a furry and this shit has me rolling. I love hearing about the dumbest depths of the fandom. 98% of everything they talked about wouldn't even occur to any one of the dozens of friends I have in the fandom.
Implying there ist anything but dumb depths
Ur crazy if u think the rock is bigger than Arnold, the rock is 6’3, weighs 230 pounds and has a body fat percentage of 10.5% where as Arnold is 6’2, 260 pounds and has a body fat percentage of 7%.
Nice
20 subscribers rn
I want more skyrim
Love the phytophotodermatitis bit. JUST a little lime or citrus oil can burn the skin when exposed to uv
Marathoning the entire podcast, somehow ended up on this one on Halloween, 3 years after release. Time flies🥲
Put lemon or lime juice in your hair and stand in the sun, it bleaches your hair.
24:04 bookmark
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