5 steps to becoming a Basic Dad

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  • It doesn't happen all at once but slowly after having kids we all slide into becoming "basic dads."
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Komentáře • 194

  • @5.7moy
    @5.7moy Před 2 lety +300

    I love how the clothes made him age 20 years.

  • @iamwhumxn6153
    @iamwhumxn6153 Před 2 lety +251

    After 3 years of marriage every man becomes this

    • @TheBrownSys
      @TheBrownSys Před 2 lety +37

      Not true. The good ones use gasoline in their mowers.

    • @bvictory5698
      @bvictory5698 Před 2 lety +8

      Pshhh. 3 years married, 4 kids and I have a reel mower. Lmao, I get to spend an extra 3 hours mowing.

    • @laverdadbuscador
      @laverdadbuscador Před 2 lety +8

      I've been married for 15yrs and I thought I was one. I said it in front of my wife, kids, and some friends I had over and they laughed hysterically at me. Apparently (according to them) I'm far from "basic".

    • @indonesianaspie5279
      @indonesianaspie5279 Před 2 lety +1

      I'm gay and I LOVE MEN SO MUCH HELP ME

    • @badazz2969
      @badazz2969 Před 2 lety +5

      @@TheBrownSys very true what's the fun in mowing the lawn if you can't fight the carbureted beast on an early cool spring morning??

  • @TestifyApologetics
    @TestifyApologetics Před 2 lety +115

    "I'm not getting a gut I'm just putting a shed over my tools" 😂🤣

  • @Swagtothetenth5
    @Swagtothetenth5 Před 2 lety +53

    “ I left some gas in there for ya” “thanks baby” 🤣🤣

  • @ashleyvaala3562
    @ashleyvaala3562 Před 2 lety +132

    You just trolled the shit out of my husband. EVERYTHING but the white new balance. The before attire, the after, coors, the gut, the polos with shorts and phone clip. Big headphones when he mows... everything. Lmfao this is great

    • @MC4D.
      @MC4D. Před 2 lety +15

      Sounds like he's ready for the white new balaance

    • @jessicaweeks5621
      @jessicaweeks5621 Před 2 lety

      I can bet ur husband is 200+lbs, high blood pressure and a hidden drinking habit…. And he is slipping his eel into the neighbor or your sister…. Ur husband has wanted a divorce after 18 months being with ur lazy thighs…

    • @penguins.227
      @penguins.227 Před 2 lety +7

      It's been 8 months Ashley, where are the New Balances

    • @joannabusinessaccount7293
      @joannabusinessaccount7293 Před 2 lety +2

      Sleeping everywhere, shorts, dad gut, dad outfits, dad jokes - omg - omg - you’ve described the man of the household to a T!!!!!!

  • @jocelyneke6445
    @jocelyneke6445 Před 2 lety +19

    I miss my dad. He had shirts (long and short sleeve) like the blue one. I think they're golf shirts. And when my dad fell asleep, he called it a sinking spell. He taught me how to mow a yard and lots more.

  • @davidcattin7006
    @davidcattin7006 Před 2 lety +55

    You went right from young dad to old geezer as soon as you put on the white New Balance.

  • @The_Cooler_Will
    @The_Cooler_Will Před 2 lety +45

    Every dad knows that attire is comfortable as hell lol

  • @loudtyper
    @loudtyper Před 2 lety +244

    Now we need Basic Wife. I told myself I would never be one of those wives that would make everyone's lunches and organize the calendar. . .I started doing it this year!!!

  • @Sthasn
    @Sthasn Před 2 lety +33

    The half mowed lawn and electric mower hurt my heart 😂 surprised there was no “I’m not paying to cool the whole neighborhood” ac comment

  • @LindseyN1223
    @LindseyN1223 Před rokem +5

    My husband is definitely the mower guy 😂 every spring I think he gets a little broken hearted that the cheapie mower we have still works great and he doesn’t get to go shop for a new one.

  • @MamaB313
    @MamaB313 Před rokem +14

    As a joke for my husbands bday this year, since im pregnant with #1, i got him a pair of white reebok sneakers like his dad always wears. Well he thought it was pretty funny but he ended up switching to them immediately. Haha 😆 no more cool sneaks, dad shoes all the way!

  • @nathanskroch3605
    @nathanskroch3605 Před 2 lety +32

    The basic dad cackle is the best thing on this channel, and this channel has a LOT of great stuff on it.

  • @angeloruiz4211
    @angeloruiz4211 Před rokem +9

    He nailed it with the hat pulling the hair up in the back of your head. LOL

  • @1whowasNEVERhere
    @1whowasNEVERhere Před 2 lety +15

    Been a Dad 7 years and the wicking shirts are awesome and Stage 5 is my jam 😂

  • @DezertLTZYoutube
    @DezertLTZYoutube Před 2 lety +22

    Should of been mowing the lawn at 6am on the final stage acceptance 😂 comedy stuff man ! I’m having my first boy in January of 2022 so I’m looking for pointers 😂

  • @ashleypnw6922
    @ashleypnw6922 Před 2 lety +7

    When I mart my husband In his 20s, he said lawns were stupid and stuck goats in them to keep down the grass. Now in his mid 30s, he is about to upgrade to his dream zero turn driving lawn mower and our yard gets bigger every year.

  • @Thatoneguy2550
    @Thatoneguy2550 Před rokem +2

    The “ahhhhh” when you sit down and put your shoes on.. gotta have that too!

  • @brittneygearheard5485
    @brittneygearheard5485 Před 2 lety +44

    100% accurate 🤣🤣🤣 I even sent this to my brother, it reminded me of our dad so much! Lol

  • @Margatatials
    @Margatatials Před 2 lety +7

    2:54 that is the exact position my Dad sleeps in when he falls asleep in the chair on his way back to bed after his midnight cheese snack

  • @constructapex2021
    @constructapex2021 Před 2 lety +13

    As a new dad my brother got me a pair of new balances not those lawn jockey 350s but some walking shoes, complete game changer

  • @tsenpozombie4975
    @tsenpozombie4975 Před 2 lety +19

    "Whats up Rick, you got that T-time"
    So underrated 😂

  • @golfnz34me
    @golfnz34me Před 2 lety +48

    I'm a basic Dad, and proud of it!

  • @alexryherd9810
    @alexryherd9810 Před 2 lety +20

    They need to do a video about the classes of basic dad lol because there are different ones, different mower brands, different models of NB shoes 🤣 not all dads listen to Bon Jovi while they mow either lol. Great video

  • @TheJonathanc82
    @TheJonathanc82 Před rokem +5

    I am a basic dad. I have accepted this after 17.5 years of marriage and two daughters.

  • @STOLAG883
    @STOLAG883 Před 2 lety +4

    I can feel myself morphing into this now.

  • @storytimewithrodney
    @storytimewithrodney Před 2 lety +12

    This was so funny yet true. So this is how super heroes are made.

  • @garyking1705
    @garyking1705 Před 2 lety +16

    This is absolutely HILARIOUS

  • @jordanr991ify
    @jordanr991ify Před 2 lety +9

    If this isn’t me as a dad. I’d consider myself a failure.

  • @jijiji9520
    @jijiji9520 Před 2 lety +17

    This is like the American version of New Zealand's how to dad

  • @alonjar
    @alonjar Před rokem +6

    Wow... I havent laughed this hard in YEARS

  • @gilnbek
    @gilnbek Před 2 lety +3

    The hat pulling the hair up made me subscribe. 🤣 Way to find the details I didn't know I forgot @DudeDad

  • @judymcpheron5955
    @judymcpheron5955 Před rokem +6

    Too funny as always Dude Dad!

  • @DanBee123
    @DanBee123 Před 2 lety +6

    Holy crap stage 5 is me all day - just came from my in-laws where I fell asleep on the couch

  • @motherwelldoula
    @motherwelldoula Před 2 lety +3

    Literally lol’ing so hard right now 😆😆😆😆😆

  • @johnnyv9024
    @johnnyv9024 Před 2 lety +2

    That battery comment offended me on a tech dad level I didn't know existed. Thanks for teaching me about myself! :P

  • @tiggerintn
    @tiggerintn Před rokem +1

    OMG, I cackled at the NB shoes coming out of the box. My husband had to check on me 😂😂😂

  • @GaryLiseo
    @GaryLiseo Před rokem +2

    “I’m not getting a gut, I’m just putting some shade over my tools”

  • @BE2001
    @BE2001 Před 7 měsíci

    This was so spot on it hurt a little. Made me laugh my head off though.

  • @austinbatalis4574
    @austinbatalis4574 Před 2 lety +4

    I have a neighbor that says all the dad jokes literally all the time.

  • @CharlieZuko
    @CharlieZuko Před 9 měsíci +2

    I mean it when I say I’m never gonna become a basic dad.
    3 years basic-free so far and counting.

  • @garyv2498
    @garyv2498 Před rokem +6

    Stage 4 is literally my alcoholic uncle when I was a kid. Not much changed except he quit drinking and is less of a jerk since becoming Basic Granddad.

  • @davecummings7477
    @davecummings7477 Před rokem +2

    Omg. I even have that exact belt he wears in the end. I accept it. 😀

  • @romeoh4859
    @romeoh4859 Před 2 lety +7

    The New balances layed me out 🤣🤣

  • @gotohellenwaite6371
    @gotohellenwaite6371 Před 2 lety +12

    I’ve been watching these changes in my youngest son ( he recently turned 34) I had to laugh because .. mmhmm that’s what J is going through.

  • @katyalvarado3369
    @katyalvarado3369 Před 2 lety +2

    😂😂😂😂 in point!

  • @calvinkevick9152
    @calvinkevick9152 Před 8 měsíci

    Too real, too true....

  • @Jeromy1986
    @Jeromy1986 Před 8 měsíci

    That falling asleep everywhere one is the most me. Had me laughing my ass off

  • @forestrot666
    @forestrot666 Před rokem +1

    I realized I have full arrived into adulthood when I get excited about new lawn equipment, especially when it is electric. I want to mow the lawn now, instead of dreading "breaking my back" trying to start a old push mower. I am just basic adult now, sans kids.

  • @gabriellenichole3445
    @gabriellenichole3445 Před 2 lety +10

    My dad bought a fresh pair of white new balance this spring!!! 😆☠️

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  Před 2 lety +5

      Gotta get those grass stains on em' STAT!

    • @gabriellenichole3445
      @gabriellenichole3445 Před 2 lety +2

      @@DudeDad Prepare to be jealous...He just got a zero turn mower 🥳👏

  • @jessediem3064
    @jessediem3064 Před rokem +7

    Even as a female, I'm deathly afraid of becoming this...so I threw on a workout bra with the old man khaki cargo shorts and mowed the lawn that way😁

  • @NtheMist
    @NtheMist Před rokem +1

    I'm a gen x only child and i live next door to my boomer parents in a rural setting. I bought a riding mower last year so my dad could take a break, Wrong! He mows his yard, my yard, and if the neighbors would let him, their yard. He told us to bury him on his mower. I now have a twice used riding mower for sale.

  • @michaelmcdonald1620
    @michaelmcdonald1620 Před 3 měsíci

    It's the subtle things... like the way he put the hat on at 3:20 😂

  • @alexpompu4634
    @alexpompu4634 Před 2 lety +1

    Just got my new balance shoes! 5 steps complete!

    • @hyretech
      @hyretech Před rokem

      Just took delivery of my 6th pair of New Balance 608’s.

  • @theaceofspades485
    @theaceofspades485 Před 4 měsíci

    I am 35 and I have achieved some of these.
    I give it a good 5 years and I will make it to the New Balance.

  • @benjaminhoffman3848
    @benjaminhoffman3848 Před 7 měsíci

    I have been a dad for 12 years and still have not fallen for any of this.

  • @roxyp7569
    @roxyp7569 Před 2 lety

    Falling asleep everywhere!!! I can't 😁😭

  • @TempestIsa
    @TempestIsa Před rokem

    "Like a jock strap for your feet"🤣.......I laughed my ass off through this entire skit,......my Dad did a lot of cussing in the yard, its where I learned to say "son-of-a-bitch" at 4 years old!

  • @banshee200
    @banshee200 Před 2 lety +1

    Holy crap - did I just see this dude in that AMC show ‘Halt and Catch Fire’?!

  • @johnstone9396
    @johnstone9396 Před rokem

    Absolutely hilarious

  • @joannabusinessaccount7293

    Omg. That’s how it happens!

  • @kathyfritz9962
    @kathyfritz9962 Před 2 lety

    Holster like John Wayne 🤣

  • @mobshopperformance6077

    The new balance shoes that cane included rho🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @blakeroni
    @blakeroni Před 2 lety

    Could you look into doing a collab with Ben Rector?? I think that would be awesome--maybe a music video for his song "Dream On" !

  • @98CraZyx
    @98CraZyx Před 2 lety +2

    Whats the name of the finale stage song?

  • @AnalogWolf
    @AnalogWolf Před rokem

    LOL you get New Balance shoes with the mower XD

  • @scolipede1549
    @scolipede1549 Před 2 lety +2

    1 step to becoming my dad:
    Disappear

  • @ErikaEmody
    @ErikaEmody Před 2 lety +3

    I died at the NB discovery

    • @nateb4543
      @nateb4543 Před 2 lety +1

      Being included with the mower was an awesome touch

  • @ajinovoselic4473
    @ajinovoselic4473 Před 2 lety

    I wear Converse and Vans back in my skateboarding era and now i wear a New balance shoes which comfortable AF in my opinion...

  • @kaitlinrose6352
    @kaitlinrose6352 Před rokem +1

    It’s the mask for me haha Such a weird time and it’s all documented

  • @ryancrozier7674
    @ryancrozier7674 Před 2 lety +2

    This evolutionary progression must be brought into the books of science.

  • @christopherauvenshine2092

    When you realize you became a dad little over a year ago and just bought the same mower….

  • @danabee3775
    @danabee3775 Před 11 měsíci

    I am howling with laughter ... hahahahahhahahahahahhahahah

  • @pritambachar6495
    @pritambachar6495 Před 2 lety +6

    The singing at the end made my day 😂

  • @mr_bulow
    @mr_bulow Před 6 měsíci

    That electric mower has great engine sound ;)

  • @johnstone9396
    @johnstone9396 Před rokem

    New balance you say?, I will have to try some on next time I’m at the store

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 Před 2 lety

    Dude, the falling asleep everywhere thing? That's my dad

  • @cbigg_8844
    @cbigg_8844 Před 2 lety

    Hilarious!!

  • @rocketes4078
    @rocketes4078 Před 2 lety +3

    Is that a Ford, I could tell because the hood was up

  • @mikeherb
    @mikeherb Před rokem

    That riff at 3:10

  • @BMMEC6000
    @BMMEC6000 Před 2 lety +3

    Ooh! Those are some big words from a guy who drives a Toyota

  • @alecfoor2665
    @alecfoor2665 Před 9 měsíci

    Oof 😅, I need to step it up a notch or 3. I haven’t even got the mower or shoes

  • @mb53920
    @mb53920 Před 10 měsíci

    True Dad confession: I once fell asleep at a monster truck rally. At least it was during the intermission...

  • @jaredbowman7764
    @jaredbowman7764 Před 2 lety

    Hey Jerry I got one here with your name on it. Yeah tool! Oh that got me good

  • @CutlassOutdoors
    @CutlassOutdoors Před rokem

    Now I have to try those shoes 👟

  • @nickbuckley4371
    @nickbuckley4371 Před rokem

    My dad takes me and my brother to Home Depot every weekend in the summer

  • @jamesburton1050
    @jamesburton1050 Před rokem

    Dad shoes!!

  • @lorol5224
    @lorol5224 Před 2 lety +1

    everyone talks shit about new balance shoes until they try them hehehe I may look dorky but I am comfortable as hell!

  • @tonywong6884
    @tonywong6884 Před rokem

    Looked down at my new balance sneakers which match my moisture wicking shirt....

  • @MrJustinOtis
    @MrJustinOtis Před rokem

    The only thing missing from this video is back pain.

  • @parkool007
    @parkool007 Před 2 lety +1

    Falling a sleep is real thing after becoming dad lol

    • @hyretech
      @hyretech Před rokem

      Pretty amazing how universal that is.

  • @ykr2909
    @ykr2909 Před 2 lety +1

    What about falling asleep while watching TV and waking up the moment you turn it off

  • @juliejasmin_
    @juliejasmin_ Před 7 měsíci

    I’m a single mom 😂 and apparently a part time basic dad too😂

  • @ruthcaperchione4103
    @ruthcaperchione4103 Před rokem

    It all went downhill after putting on those silly shoes 😆

  • @HodgeFam4Life
    @HodgeFam4Life Před 2 lety +1

    Lol. I have this green works battery mower

    • @DudeDad
      @DudeDad  Před 2 lety +3

      How are your NB's workin' out??

    • @HodgeFam4Life
      @HodgeFam4Life Před 2 lety

      @@DudeDad Bro they are in perfect condition. By perfect, I obviously mean a perfect layer of grass stain over the pristine white base. Is a NB even an NB without grass stain? Keep up the great work dude!

  • @MultiJohnmike
    @MultiJohnmike Před 2 měsíci

    What it this? Comfort my son, comfort

  • @sierrachantell
    @sierrachantell Před rokem

    "I'm a dude dad"
    Me: HE... HE SAID IT!!!!

  • @genayev7654
    @genayev7654 Před rokem

    Dude dad logo looks alot like buff dude logo. Lol

  • @mattstah9319
    @mattstah9319 Před rokem

    I wish my mower came with some sleek new balances

  • @evanwillard0317
    @evanwillard0317 Před rokem

    My dad is all stages