Cassetteboy - Cameron's Conference Rap

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  • čas přidán 30. 09. 2014
  • Contains swearing. Seriously though Dave, thanks for legalising parody videos.
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    Lyrics
    I'm hardcore and I know the score
    And I am disgusted by the poor
    And my chums matter more
    Because we are the law
    And I've made sure
    We're ready for class war
    Taking money from the man who works long hours
    Giving power to the tycoons in the glass towers
    That is why I can look you in the eye
    And say This is the party of the motherfuckers
    We don't care about them other suckers
    Because this is the party of the motherfuckers
    And no, I don't think that's a dirty word
    So let the beat drop
    I come here with flows right from the top
    Everybody knows if you work in a shop
    We won't help you, and do you know what?
    People rising from the bottom to the top
    Has got to stop
    We have the bravery
    To bring back slavery.
    Working in a supermarket
    Is just the start of it
    My friends
    There is no job at the end of it
    You will be working for your benefits
    Forever.
    Let me get this off my chest
    Saying yes
    We are selling the NHS
    And we'll give you less
    And that is just for starters
    Even after privatising sticking plasters
    It is a social disaster
    That makes our hearts beat faster
    Now, I am you master
    The last thing this country needs is
    Us, the Conservatives
    Worse than the alternative
    We don't care
    if you're driven to despair
    Don't you dare say
    It's not fair
    I'm not saying it's not funny
    It is for me, I've got loads of money
    This is the party of the motherfuckers
    The country is run for me and my muckers
    This is the party of the the motherfuckers
    We just don't care about them other suckers
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  • @I_JxR
    @I_JxR Před 9 lety +1868

    "We have the bravery to bring back slavery"
    Thats just so well done, gets me everytime

    • @Simon-fj2wn
      @Simon-fj2wn Před 5 lety +65

      working in a supermarket is just the start of it

    • @gabrielslater7318
      @gabrielslater7318 Před 4 lety +1

      I read that as soon as he said that please stop 😂

    • @BadAndUgly
      @BadAndUgly Před 3 lety +2

      Laughed like a mad man :D

    • @mlembrant
      @mlembrant Před 2 lety +1

      @@Simon-fj2wn yeah, that's a good one ^^

    • @whitecollarhater9727
      @whitecollarhater9727 Před rokem

      @@Simon-fj2wn there is no job at the of end it you'll be working for your benefits 😭🤣 FOR-EVA!!! 🤬

  • @dannypan8207
    @dannypan8207 Před rokem +392

    It's painful that this was released 8 years ago and not only does it still apply today, things are much worse than when this beat dropped.

    • @thatguywiththeface9463
      @thatguywiththeface9463 Před rokem

      The UK: what 12 years of Tory rule does to a mfer

    • @jakobbauz
      @jakobbauz Před rokem +7

      Word.

    • @chrisko6439
      @chrisko6439 Před rokem

      How can it become better? It is democracy. People are awful and that's why the elected leaders are awful. If you want to make it better, install some form of demarchy. Then you got ~15% decent people in parliament etc. And, as in the population, 85% scumbags. Democracy leads to close to 100% scumbags in parliament etc. , because the 85% scumbags will always win against the 15% decent people.

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 Před rokem

      It's more painful that this was released 8 years ago, and if you have any sense, you still have to vote Tory because the alternative is the corrupt, genocide-loving, anti-semitic, Putin-heiling, MH17-jusifying, sharia-law greeting idiots of Labour.
      Somebody should told Corbyn, Starmer etc that "Race to the bottom" is not a political challenge.

    • @harrywhitehead7442
      @harrywhitehead7442 Před 9 měsíci

      Call Me Dave and that smirking cunt Gideon are both still denying that austerity had any kind of impact on the Covid death toll.
      Fucking nerve of them.

  • @Pikaling3408
    @Pikaling3408 Před 6 měsíci +66

    Who's listening to this after David Cameron became Foreign Secretary.

    • @ArsenalMagus68192
      @ArsenalMagus68192 Před 5 měsíci +4

      Me because the beat just dropped with flows right from the top ;D

  • @alicewarburton1897
    @alicewarburton1897 Před 8 lety +2527

    I'm not saying it's not funny.
    It is for me; I've got loads of money.

  • @MrMas9
    @MrMas9 Před 8 lety +1419

    People rising from the bottom the top, has got to stop.

    • @mavezy
      @mavezy Před 8 lety +43

      +MrMas9 everyone always knew this but now with the panama papers we actually have the hard evidence to prove that this statement is infact 100% true.

    • @scorpiomyers807
      @scorpiomyers807 Před 5 lety +6

      My favourite line lol

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom Před 4 lety +4

      As a Tory myself, I can tell you that people rising from the bottom to the top is what we are all about.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 4 lety +21

      @@BarterTom is that why our current PM is an old Etonian?

    • @BarterTom
      @BarterTom Před 4 lety +1

      Richard Richmond And Prime Minister is the only good job in the country is it?

  • @Lius525
    @Lius525 Před 7 lety +397

    "We have the bravery to bring back the slavery" Holy shit ROFL

    •  Před 7 lety +5

      sure, but you know.. it is not like you have to bring back something that was always here.. ;)

    • @theTribesHawk
      @theTribesHawk Před 7 lety +9

      We don't care if you're driven to despair. Don't you DARE say it's not fair!

    • @ArsenalMagus68192
      @ArsenalMagus68192 Před 5 dny

      @@theTribesHawk I'm not saying its not funny. It is for me. I've got loads of money.

  • @palefox
    @palefox Před 8 lety +523

    I'd love it if all rappers said 'and no, I don't think that's a dirty word' every time they cursed in a song

  • @Mister_Kourkoutas
    @Mister_Kourkoutas Před 6 měsíci +55

    Guess who’s back?
    Back again?
    Davey’s back.
    Tell a friend.

    • @hughmungus8340
      @hughmungus8340 Před 6 měsíci +1

      All the former colonies when they hear " WE HAVE THE BRAVERY TO BRING BACK SLAVERY"

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Před 5 měsíci +2

      All hail Lord Cameron!

    • @ArsenalMagus68192
      @ArsenalMagus68192 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@AA-hg5fkSo let the beat drop! He comes here with flows right from the top! :D

  • @danbull
    @danbull Před 9 lety +1550

    Looks like I have a new competitor to worry about

    • @bertalovejoy5315
      @bertalovejoy5315 Před 9 lety +29

      You should be worrying about up an coming female artist Iggy Azalea! She's currently reigning supreme in the hip hop industry and is paving the way for female artists! Watch Your back Dan.
      Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, and Peace.

    • @krillemy
      @krillemy Před 9 lety +6

      Berta Lovejoy Didn't you forget something? Berta Lovejoy, Feminist, Promoter Of Equality, Love, and Peace. ?

    • @rantsinrap
      @rantsinrap Před 9 lety +27

      Berta Lovejoy
      Now, hold on...Iggy Azalea isn't doing any kind of paving. Female rappers have existed LONG before she entered the game, and she's not exactly positively portraying the rap game. When she raps, she's basically doing the equivalent of a vocal blackface. How? She puts on an exaggerated accent that doesn't really sound like anything but stereotypical silliness. Sure, her songs are popular. But if modern pop/hip-hop as taught me anything it's that popularity doesn't always equal quality.
      Plus, you can't compare Dan Bull to Iggy. That's unfair to Iggy. ;)

    • @kirkwallratman
      @kirkwallratman Před 9 lety +9

      rantsinrap Dont feed it ...

    • @gackybass
      @gackybass Před 9 lety +13

      Berta Lovejoy Piss off feminazi

  • @rogerwanhainen851
    @rogerwanhainen851 Před 2 lety +199

    "We have the bravery to bring back slavery". Of all Casetteboy's videos this still reamins the best in my opinion.

    • @DavidSmith-oy4of
      @DavidSmith-oy4of Před 2 lety

      It's like almost nothing has changed. Either more people are happy than are letting on or there's a hell of a lot of gullible idiots voting these aholes into power over and over again.

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 Před rokem +1

      Top notch

    • @joshuachapman4849
      @joshuachapman4849 Před rokem +1

      Agreed

    • @komiismywaifu7616
      @komiismywaifu7616 Před rokem

      The most popular too

  • @MattSmith14421
    @MattSmith14421 Před 6 měsíci +24

    This was released 9 years ago and now he's back as foreign secretary

  • @WarpRulez
    @WarpRulez Před 8 lety +1346

    An honest politician? Impossible. Clearly edited!

    • @aussie_anarchist
      @aussie_anarchist Před 8 lety +15

      +WarpRulez Implying that all politicians are all lying scumbags with no exceptions.

    • @YevOnegin
      @YevOnegin Před 8 lety +6

      +Bob Feen True. It only really applies to democratic politicians.

    • @Gregsplays
      @Gregsplays Před 8 lety +6

      +RJ Based i don't think so, there are some good ones, obviously most of the Cons aren't great, and some of the Labs aren't great either

    • @icameherejusttocomment550
      @icameherejusttocomment550 Před 5 lety +4

      @@aussie_anarchist Are there any? As someone with an anarchist flag (well, ancaps aren't anarchists, but let's presume they are), you'd seem like a person which would oppose hierarchy and this political game of 'who can screw over the people the most?', rather than someone who actually defends the human face of the state.

    • @DanielFranc35
      @DanielFranc35 Před 5 lety

      Bravo song

  • @JackHoward
    @JackHoward Před 9 lety +501

    SO GOOD

    • @Crumbs_Crumbs
      @Crumbs_Crumbs Před 9 lety +1

      DUM DUM. SO GOOD. DUM. I GOT YOU

    • @ihathtelekinesis
      @ihathtelekinesis Před 9 lety

      Would you ever make something like this out of yours and Dean's videos?

    • @deafweasel99
      @deafweasel99 Před 9 lety

      ihathtelekinesis not quite Jack and Dean but look up Cassetteboy vs Vloggers that's about as close as you'll get

    • @dancourtney9404
      @dancourtney9404 Před 7 lety

      ye it is

  • @snipars
    @snipars Před 9 lety +319

    who knew mr cameron could rap

  • @billyevans1573
    @billyevans1573 Před 8 lety +1190

    "We are the conservatives, worse than the alternatives" made me laugh :)

  • @Dizzyruptor
    @Dizzyruptor Před 8 lety +235

    "we have the bravery to bring back slavery" lol

  • @cr0uchingtiger
    @cr0uchingtiger Před 9 lety +145

    It's a terrible oversight to call Cameron incompetent. Never say that of a politician. That implies they're trying to help you but not very good at it. They ARE competent, and he IS competent... at protecting corporate interests.

    • @BradDoesBanter
      @BradDoesBanter Před 9 lety +6

      True that

    • @stevolution666
      @stevolution666 Před 9 lety +1

      Aye

    • @YamatoXion
      @YamatoXion Před 9 lety

      For a second I thought "Why have people thumbs this up", then I pressed the .....

    • @valeriebutler2570
      @valeriebutler2570 Před 9 lety

      He is competent but he really needs to take some singing lessons from
      superiorsinginmethod.com

    • @peterusmc20
      @peterusmc20 Před rokem

      Well our current crop of politicians might break this rule I also used to hold.

  • @jasataja
    @jasataja Před 9 lety +158

    How can you dislike this video? It's so clever!
    The editing alone is impressive, but when you couple that with rhymes, humour, and political references you really have to admire the genius behind this.

    • @blinny7
      @blinny7 Před 9 lety +14

      it will be a few jumped up little tory pricks who disliked it

    • @PeterM2014
      @PeterM2014 Před 9 lety +2

      Cameron disliked it

    • @jasataja
      @jasataja Před 9 lety

      Peter McAnuff With all 300 of his youtube accounts?

    • @PeterM2014
      @PeterM2014 Před 9 lety +3

      He got Gove and Osborne to help him ...

    • @bruceylike9666
      @bruceylike9666 Před 9 lety +1

      But it still contains his face...

  • @katherinemulrooney1926
    @katherinemulrooney1926 Před 8 lety +319

    I'm hardcore
    I know the score
    And I stuck it in a pig's jaw

  • @robertpentit2766
    @robertpentit2766 Před 11 měsíci +30

    Its a masterpiece... As years go by, It only gets better and better

    • @JMK948
      @JMK948 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Because things are getting worse and worse.

    • @Haunted.Pumpkin
      @Haunted.Pumpkin Před 6 měsíci +1

      It's timless in the truest sense of the word because, unfortunately, it's even more relevant today. To think, at the time, we thought Cameron was the worst we would get.

  • @christianfrost8660
    @christianfrost8660 Před 2 lety +24

    "We don't care if you're driven to despair,
    Don't you dare say, it's not fair."
    I'm surprised the government doesn't broadcast that every morning on every channel.

  • @MischaMoo
    @MischaMoo Před 9 lety +572

    Am I the only one that thinks the children of today need to have more education in politics in schools. I'm high school age and we have had hardly any information shed onto us about politics and what they all mean. How are we meant to move on as a country if the future generation doesn't know anything about our countries current affairs and downfalls? We need to understand more about this sort of thing. Not just the propaganda we see on television and in newspapers.

    • @baileyburrows8292
      @baileyburrows8292 Před 9 lety +10

      Nah

    • @NoWhereMan95
      @NoWhereMan95 Před 9 lety +59

      Mischa Moo You need to teach yourself unfortunately. It’s in politicians vested interest to keep us ignorant.

    • @MischaMoo
      @MischaMoo Před 9 lety +7

      No Where Man Exactly its plain stupid if you ask me. They keep talking about our generation and wanting to help us when for all we know we are being given lies. Surely they should give us information about the parties and how to vote etc. If they want the younger people to vote for them. After all we are the ones that they want us to vote for.

    • @memebump9229
      @memebump9229 Před 9 lety +5

      The artist taxi driver will tell you how it is, and if your from America I would listen to lee camp. You will never learn about polatics in school because all polatics is anymore is just an art to fuck people over.

    • @MischaMoo
      @MischaMoo Před 9 lety +2

      Brad Marsh Well I'm not "fishing for thumbs up" I don't care how many likes, thumbs or views this gets. I am just putting my view out there. So you've just managed to cause a deeper argument. Why?

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway Před rokem +12

    "Taking money from the man who works long hours, giving power to the tycoons in the glass towers"
    This might be one of my favourite lines from anything - comedy song or not, lol.

  • @nintendash4589
    @nintendash4589 Před 8 lety +2223

    Why did you just upload a David Cameron speech? You could have done some editing at least!.

    • @adampartridge1903
      @adampartridge1903 Před 8 lety +113

      +Nintendash No, no, this can't possibly be an unedited David Cameron speech. He's telling the truth. It can't be real.

    • @thulipVO
      @thulipVO Před 6 lety +6

      *O O F* British

    • @lxjoe96
      @lxjoe96 Před 6 lety +12

      oof ouch owie my pension funds

    • @picowill
      @picowill Před 5 lety +1

      Adam Partridge woooosh

    • @leejamiemellor
      @leejamiemellor Před 5 lety +2

      Just got this 🙈

  • @rand0mati0n
    @rand0mati0n Před 6 měsíci +11

    Well, here we go again...

  • @lokilight7302
    @lokilight7302 Před 3 lety +148

    Revisiting this gem years later, thinking bout how bojo and his torys literally just denied giving food to starving children...

    • @raskarl
      @raskarl Před 3 lety +2

      True

    • @SingularNinjular
      @SingularNinjular Před 2 lety

      That's not what happened.

    • @zolahVR
      @zolahVR Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, imagine someone told you in 2014 that this is what 2021 will be like...

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu Před 2 lety +1

      Cameron was diet Tory compared to the abominable government we have now.

  • @tvwears
    @tvwears Před 8 lety +235

    The end of the URL is oddly appropriate...

  • @mhdhunter
    @mhdhunter Před rokem +18

    Cassetteboy, it's eight years on mate and still rocking. I've been a fan so long, thought you should know.

  • @FlushedAway
    @FlushedAway Před 6 měsíci +11

    we are so back

  • @garrgravarr
    @garrgravarr Před 2 lety +9

    I still come back and watch this masterpiece.

  • @That_Random_Bloke
    @That_Random_Bloke Před 9 lety +117

    And yet Dave still won...

    • @pattymiester1234
      @pattymiester1234 Před 9 lety +38

      Could have been worse... UKIP could have got seats

    • @AlbertBowdenOfficial
      @AlbertBowdenOfficial Před 8 lety

      pattymiester 123 they did! They got 1 but they cant do anything haha.

    • @That_Random_Bloke
      @That_Random_Bloke Před 8 lety

      I'm guessing you were quite upset when you posted that comment?

    • @slothfromthegoonies8201
      @slothfromthegoonies8201 Před 8 lety +5

      Thanks to a broken first past the post system.

    • @tomreeve7156
      @tomreeve7156 Před 8 lety

      pattymiester 123 For 4 million people that would have been better, not worse

  • @SCWIC
    @SCWIC Před 8 lety +24

    ''We have the bravery,
    to bring back slavery''
    -David Cameron 2014.

  • @mysterio952
    @mysterio952 Před 6 lety +68

    Cassetteboy is a genius, the lyrics are well chosen and finally Cameron is telling the truth

  • @red_robot1056
    @red_robot1056 Před 6 měsíci +7

    HE’S BACK, BABY!!!
    …help us…

  • @musculusiv4172
    @musculusiv4172 Před 2 lety +21

    This never gets old, absolute banger!

  • @carlbutcher2268
    @carlbutcher2268 Před 2 lety +60

    Seven years later, he actually seems rather palatable.
    It's been a rough decade.

    • @TakezoMushashi
      @TakezoMushashi Před 2 lety

      It really got that bad. The British electorate are just completely fucking braindead and there are not enough people acting to change it.

    • @StrazdasLT
      @StrazdasLT Před 2 lety +2

      @@TakezoMushashi The wonders of democracy.

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 Před 2 lety +2

      @@StrazdasLT What an awefull system

    • @realjprc
      @realjprc Před rokem +1

      Yeah I miss him

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 Před rokem +3

      @@realjprc That's a bad thing. He was awful too.

  • @theWarrenat0r
    @theWarrenat0r Před 9 lety +35

    Favourite lines:
    Everybody knows, if you work in a shop, we won't help you
    We have the bravery, to bring back slavery
    Say yes. We are selling the NHS
    I'm not saying it's not funny. It is for me, I've got loads of money.
    XD

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Před 9 lety +6

      'This is the party of the motherfuckers' :p

    • @bah5491
      @bah5491 Před 9 lety +4

      I like "worse than the alternative", that's the best part xD
      "You will be working for your benefits, *FOREVER*"
      "it is a social disaster, that makes our hearts beat faster"
      "we don't care if you are driven to despair".

  • @parishitegermain2936
    @parishitegermain2936 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Damn it's been so long and still relevant to Boris, Sunak and so on...

  • @martin_renders
    @martin_renders Před 8 lety +44

    Goddamn this is a masterpiece.
    fucking good job man.

  • @jamesbowden4871
    @jamesbowden4871 Před 8 lety +35

    In light of Panama Papers, this no longer seems like a parody.

  • @9mikeydee
    @9mikeydee Před 6 měsíci +9

    Back for the same reason as YOU reading this in 2023

  • @armouredskeptic
    @armouredskeptic Před 9 lety +109

    This... is fucking amazing!

  • @robertbrookes2000
    @robertbrookes2000 Před 2 lety +11

    The line 'It is for me, I've got loads of money' rings just as true today as it did when he said it.

  • @TheSmegPod
    @TheSmegPod Před rokem +30

    Sad thing is this still holds true even now

  • @farlan2935
    @farlan2935 Před 4 lety +19

    this gets less funny every year because it is genuinely terrifying that these people are still in power and getting actively worse

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 Před rokem

      Next election equals total wipe out

  • @zb3495
    @zb3495 Před 11 měsíci +5

    “A social disaster makes our hearts beat faster”

  • @FreeThinking850
    @FreeThinking850 Před 9 lety +42

    I just imagine David Cameron listening to this in his office bopping his head in a gangsterly fashion with a hoodie on!

  • @EpsilonAurigae
    @EpsilonAurigae Před 8 lety +159

    law only rhymes with poor if youre british

    • @Nootathotep
      @Nootathotep Před 8 lety +9

      +The Secular Poptart how else would you pronounce those words?

    • @aSASa45454
      @aSASa45454 Před 8 lety +2

      +Ironed Sandwich Law - Paw
      Poor - More

    • @CrabbyDarth
      @CrabbyDarth Před 8 lety +1

      +Ironed Sandwich
      imagine saying lard, but without the d
      and then saying pouR.

    • @tg92277
      @tg92277 Před 8 lety +6

      +The Secular Poptart Not in all accents. In Scotland, as well as some areas of England (like East Lancs and West Country), the words wouldn't rhyme

    • @imperialmarchinhumanbowels5726
      @imperialmarchinhumanbowels5726 Před 8 lety +2

      The majority of English accents today are non-rhotic in fact:
      - UK English
      - Australian English
      - African American Vernacular English
      - Jamaican English
      - South African English (for the most part anyway)
      Basically, General North American is the exception, not the rule.
      That said "law" does not rhyme with "poor" exactly, only by approximation, even in a non-rhotic accent.

  • @thepoopenator7341
    @thepoopenator7341 Před 8 lety +104

    Genius! All of it!

  • @jamesmaclochlainn4247
    @jamesmaclochlainn4247 Před 8 lety +71

    One year on, and this video is as relevant as ever.

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu Před 8 lety +1

      If anything, it's more relevant now than it was then.

    • @loucam08
      @loucam08 Před 4 lety +6

      And in 2019, even more so

    • @loucam08
      @loucam08 Před rokem +1

      And in 2022, even more so than that

  • @MatthewCharmanadventures

    Remember when we thought he was the worst a British PM could be? Since then we've had a confused authoritarian, a twisted piglet, a free-market lunatic with cheese-rage, and a dodgy banker. For my money, Johnson was the most despicable. Still, we can laugh at the genius of Cassetteboy.

  • @craigthebrute2409
    @craigthebrute2409 Před 3 lety +21

    This has aged very very well. Like fine wine.

  • @AntWright
    @AntWright Před 9 lety +22

    I love that it says "bum" in the URL.

  • @Konrad_Kecskes
    @Konrad_Kecskes Před 3 lety +9

    This says a lot more in 2021 than it did back in 2014 :' D

  • @rebeccatait4132
    @rebeccatait4132 Před 8 lety +33

    "We have the bravery to bring back slavery" I died 😂

  • @ethanb6359
    @ethanb6359 Před rokem +37

    7 years on and David cameron looks pretty dang good compared to what we have now

    • @ethanb6359
      @ethanb6359 Před rokem

      Liz Truss is gone we need Cameron back!

    • @richlee509
      @richlee509 Před rokem

      Lol bugger that

    • @antonnurwald5700
      @antonnurwald5700 Před 9 měsíci +1

      He started it.

    • @THESLEEPYMAN
      @THESLEEPYMAN Před 8 měsíci

      he's the reason we're in the shit now. starts a referendum and then fucks off after the result and leaves the mess for someone else to clean up

  • @Tonkaaa557
    @Tonkaaa557 Před 6 měsíci +5

    We’re back, ready for it.. all, over, again

  • @jonpram1737
    @jonpram1737 Před 3 lety +123

    Just came back to it al these years later and it’s still one of the best things on the internet.
    I wish I could say it’s aged poorly, but with the Tories apparently really doubling down on being the party of the motherfuckers it almost seems tame lol

    • @lisajackson9280
      @lisajackson9280 Před 2 lety +5

      Just coming back to this again too, it's still freaking awesome.

    • @mariogaeta8911
      @mariogaeta8911 Před 2 lety +2

      Me too after the Johnson rap. Unfortunately this is a prelude to the present day

    • @zbek6658
      @zbek6658 Před 2 lety +5

      It's almost sad because it's so much worse now. I hated David Cameron with a passion but that's the thing, I had passion. Now it's only despair.

    • @AL-jo2vp
      @AL-jo2vp Před rokem

      Coming back in the truss era

    • @monkeynews729
      @monkeynews729 Před rokem +1

      Only difference is now we don't need Casetteboy to chop the words together to make them say hateful things

  • @roisinska
    @roisinska Před 4 lety +15

    This still gives me the shivers. Absolutely love Cassetteboy.

  • @j.5314
    @j.5314 Před 8 lety +77

    Stop.
    Making
    Me
    Press
    Replay

  • @Cye211
    @Cye211 Před 9 lety +220

    IT WOULD BE A LOT EASIER IF EVERYONE VOTED FOR THE GREEN PARTY.

    • @michaelohollihan9781
      @michaelohollihan9781 Před 9 lety +23

      Green Party represents what Labour should, but doesn't; a truly fairer society that reflects what we are capable of. Labour are too full of fear for real change.

    • @Cye211
      @Cye211 Před 9 lety +79

      ***** Who the hell would support UKIP - bloody racists.

    • @TheEvilLolFace
      @TheEvilLolFace Před 9 lety +40

      ***** "bloody bonkers"-Says the UKIP supporter

    • @satoterror
      @satoterror Před 9 lety +11

      Amen the only party with the future in mind.

    • @yabakgibumpti
      @yabakgibumpti Před 9 lety +4

      TheDoubleJumpers It's a shame because even if they did clamp down on scrounging benefit fuckers, we'd not be that better off really. The government spends 15x more money on pensions than on benefits. To see real returns they'd have to kick out more OAPs than any scrounging benefit fuckers....
      imgur.com/a/1tgf5?gallery
      TheDoubleJumper is a little racist anyway so he'll love them. His most recently uploaded video is called: 'Fuck muslims. FUCK YOU!'
      Edit: he deleted his comment, he saw the light. He originally said he'd vote UKIP to get rid of 'scrounging benefit fuckers' just FYI.

  • @irishboy2k10
    @irishboy2k10 Před 9 lety +84

    As a French guy who usually reads comments from American liberals with a degree of intelligence square off against recessive religious nutjob right wingers; it is refreshing to see the standards are higher with you British. Talking economic policy gets my thumbs up, even if I do believe Reagan and Thatcher ruined the whole balance of the western economies with short sighted policies in the 80s.

    • @blinny7
      @blinny7 Před 9 lety +12

      Nice hearing from a brother across the channel, I think most Brits are totally disheartened with politics at the moment, too many self serving, short sighted people running it over here. As for the yanks, generally lovely people but the people who run their country are bigger idiots than the ones we have! Can't say I have any idea on French politics.

    • @irishboy2k10
      @irishboy2k10 Před 9 lety +7

      blinny7 About France? Not good man, not good at all really. 10% of our electorate are xenophobic racists and another 10% are non integrated muslims/north africans. A volatile mix to say the very least coupled with our warmongering politicians(look and see where the French army is deployed). If we did not have such a strong tourism sector our economy would probably be a lot worse than yours. We have a president who thought it was a good idea to go 75% tax on the wealthiest people which, amongst other things is dragging our economy down.
      I am from Marseille which is still very good, now in Paris which is one of the richest in the world, the rest is dier. I am a socialist, I did vote for him but you cannot recover an economy like that, it does not work!
      Most people are generally lovely, about 4 from 23 are pricks by my count. The Americans have far worse politicians than we do, fear mongering zealot sellouts mostly :/

    • @impguardwarhamer
      @impguardwarhamer Před 9 lety +14

      Thierry le Blanc the problem with politics in Britain is that all of them are the same now. Yes there is a socialist and capitalist party but the differences are only marginal.
      Worst of all, we now have a fairly new popular party, UKIP, which is essentially the party of xenophobic racists.

    • @irishboy2k10
      @irishboy2k10 Před 9 lety

      impwarhamer Ha! I do know your UKIP, they get the news here as anti-European and all that you are saying. We have one here very similar, Le Front National...they are not exactly right wing because they want communism for the rich and they are not left wing because they hate foreigners and people on welfare or without a job.
      But yes, that is very true, all corporatist and center/far right on foreign policy depending on public mood.

    • @impguardwarhamer
      @impguardwarhamer Před 9 lety +7

      Thierry le Blanc it's a shame really, the UK is becoming more and more like the US every day, and that isn't a good thing.
      That's the main reason I like the EU; their government is actually sane.

  • @matthewshdimaging2708
    @matthewshdimaging2708 Před 4 lety +13

    "Let the beat drop" lmao 🤣

  • @JMK948
    @JMK948 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Guess whos back. Back again.

  • @justicegeorge5955
    @justicegeorge5955 Před 9 lety +461

    Great video, hats off to whoever made this. BUT Brits should be ashamed about bashing their own prime minister. You have a great leader, who stands up for the country's interests and genuinely knows what he's doing. Most other countries, including mine, can only dream of such leadership. If I had the right to vote, I'd vote for the conservatives, you don't know how good you have it, until some idiot comes to power, trust me, I know this.

    • @stfnba
      @stfnba Před 9 lety +227

      He does a good job for the capitalist class, I give you that. The term "Country's interests" is meaningless, they do not exitst, the only reality is class-based interests and class-based reality, the rest is ideology.

    • @justicegeorge5955
      @justicegeorge5955 Před 9 lety +23

      Ba' Stefano I believe it's a myth that tories have been unfairly attributed. I certainly don't count myself as one of 'capitalist class' members, but would still feel much safer if people like David Cameron was in charge of my country instead of racist pricks like Farrage or clueless politicians like Miliband and other labour MPs.

    • @justicegeorge5955
      @justicegeorge5955 Před 9 lety +1

      ***** yeah, I've seen it.. shame.. try living in most E-European countries for a bit, maybe then people will start to appreciate David Cameron.

    • @themarauding
      @themarauding Před 9 lety +97

      You're of the impression that a man who's morals change every five minutes is a great leader? A man who even now is attempting to withdraw the country from the ECHR that Winston Churchill amongst others helped draw up? If he's your idea of a great leader, what the fuck does a bad one look like?

    • @welshgamer98
      @welshgamer98 Před 9 lety +17

      Labour: plastic tories. Lib-dems: fence sitting children. UKIP: uropendance obsessed BNP. BNP: sub nazis. Green: not much to say there really.
      At the end of the day Cameron is the best of a bad bunch. God forbid that Farage or Miliband gain power, we'd be fucked then

  • @NoughtPointFourLIVE
    @NoughtPointFourLIVE Před 9 lety +17

    OMG THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE FUNNIEST VIDEOS YET

    • @vousden
      @vousden Před 9 lety

      I bet you say that to all the girls.

    • @JACKCRD
      @JACKCRD Před 9 lety

      Hey nought

  • @nickbradica4627
    @nickbradica4627 Před 6 měsíci +9

    We are so back gents

  • @br4mble
    @br4mble Před 4 lety +12

    Its 2019 and this has gone from being funny to being accurate.

  • @Enforcer122
    @Enforcer122 Před 9 lety +15

    It's funny because it's so fucking spot on.

  • @enricobonomi9471
    @enricobonomi9471 Před 6 měsíci +7

    And he is back! Foreign minister. Fuck's sake

  • @milesjolly6173
    @milesjolly6173 Před 2 lety +11

    I actually used to be able to rap this from start to finish. Fucking great stuff.

  • @5amH45lam
    @5amH45lam Před 6 lety +11

    Casseteboy is a genuine genius of the age.

  • @AlltimeConspiracies
    @AlltimeConspiracies Před 9 lety +23

    Great mash up. Loved it.

  • @johnnyenglish583
    @johnnyenglish583 Před 6 měsíci +4

    And he's back! This song will always remain relevant.

  • @jeffjefforson5929
    @jeffjefforson5929 Před 6 měsíci +5

    AND HE'S BACK

  • @jnbeatnik
    @jnbeatnik Před rokem +5

    That's the best one, hands down.

  • @lordprotector3367
    @lordprotector3367 Před 3 lety +6

    Still the best Cassetteboy video.

  • @ElaborateTiger
    @ElaborateTiger Před 8 lety +8

    When I was drunk, I starting singing "I'm hardcore and I know the score and I am disgusted by the poor" and I heard some beggar say "I'm poor" and I felt terrible.

  • @justinw4901
    @justinw4901 Před 2 lety +2

    Still just as relevant nearly 7 years later.

  • @rubenirrelevante1817
    @rubenirrelevante1817 Před 4 lety +5

    6 years later this is still pure fire

  • @desireeivegbuna1
    @desireeivegbuna1 Před 9 lety +4

    People commenting on this talking about how they wish UKIP were in power or how the Tories are the best of the bunch.. I despair.. I truly despair.. Anyway. Cracking job Cassette Boy, this is your best and cleverest one yet!

  • @Busher50
    @Busher50 Před 9 lety +105

    I like the Green's minimum wage policy of £10
    I like Labour's mansion tax and 50p top rate for those earning £150,000 or more annually
    I like UKIP's Immigration policy.
    I like Conservatives' benefit cuts from £26k to £23k cap.
    I would say I like Lib Dem's free tuition fee's, BUT THEY FUCKING U-TURNED ON THAT.
    They all have decent policies. I'm really torn on who to vote for in 2015.

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Před 9 lety

      Who?

    • @reslllence
      @reslllence Před 9 lety +54

      £10 minimum wage is ridiculous

    • @DFandV
      @DFandV Před 9 lety +30

      reslllence
      Only for those who run a company it is ridiculous.

    • @Busher50
      @Busher50 Před 9 lety +33

      reslllence I think it's £10 by 2020 as opposed to Labour's £8 pledge by 2020. A £3.50 increase in 5 years to me seems very reasonable.

    • @reslllence
      @reslllence Před 9 lety +9

      Busher50 a 50% increase in 5 years is ludicrous and will never happen

  • @ZStacksTug
    @ZStacksTug Před 8 lety +165

    They've made this video unavailable, something must be done

  • @SakanaOtoko
    @SakanaOtoko Před 8 lety +56

    "we are selling the NHS and we will give you less and that's just for starters, even after privatising sticking plasters"
    Pretty much

    • @dman4897
      @dman4897 Před 4 lety +5

      Didn't age well did it

    • @dannyjames8894
      @dannyjames8894 Před 4 lety +1

      yeah, really didn't age well.

    • @JH-su9vl
      @JH-su9vl Před 2 lety +1

      5 years on and still not sold 🤔

  • @mark39ful
    @mark39ful Před 9 lety +55

    Poor old Scotland you should've won independence

    • @iwasbeingironic
      @iwasbeingironic Před 9 lety +9

      I dont know what to believe anymore but I think the voting was rigged. All those blank papers going in, counters adding lots of extra votes for their side (we only have a couple on video but think about how many thousands more there could have been.), and the biased media spreading lies. If it was rigged, the no campaign are happy with the result so its a bit like: ' leave it youre all wrong' -ish but if the yes vote won and it was rigged there would have been a whole big crisis, people jailed, rioting, ect cause parliament didnt get their way. But thenagain, it never really was our choice, the government always wins.

    • @slothfromthegoonies8201
      @slothfromthegoonies8201 Před 9 lety +2

      Abigail McCartney Nonsense. The Yes Campaign publicly came out and explained what was actually happening in those videos, even they agreed that there was no vote rigging.

    • @SmallScarletRose
      @SmallScarletRose Před 9 lety +1

      There will be another referendum when people wake up and realise that the Unionist parties won't give Scotland any decent powers. (Also, did you hear about how they just 'suddenly' found quite a lot of oil after the vote? Funny that) #VoteSNP #TeamSturgeon

    • @MadSupra354
      @MadSupra354 Před 9 lety +4

      Abigail McCartney It wasn't rigged, we just got shafted by mainstream media.
      www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/2gul8a/the_scottish_voting_was_rigged_this_is/ckmpdk1
      wingsoverscotland.com/our-man-on-the-scene/

    • @Venuszenith
      @Venuszenith Před 9 lety +2

      that was a fix I think

  • @JohnPoteet
    @JohnPoteet Před 9 lety +19

    The message of the Murdoch News Empire distilled down to one, autotuned, parody, rap video. *NSFW:* language.

    • @timstoev5607
      @timstoev5607 Před 9 lety +1

      someone must make a real track on this...very strong message :D

  • @Happin3ess
    @Happin3ess Před 2 lety +3

    David Cameron - the beginning of the end.

  • @Longi1974
    @Longi1974 Před rokem +7

    "You'll be working for your benefits....forever" lol
    Not enough credit is given to the creativity of the cadence in this, i.e. the rhythmic aspects of the delivered lines.

    • @SilkieSqueaks
      @SilkieSqueaks Před rokem +2

      Right?? The editing is sheer brilliance.

  • @oliverage24
    @oliverage24 Před 9 lety +18

    This is amazing, I didn't know he could rap!

    • @Wrld-ls8nn
      @Wrld-ls8nn Před 9 lety

      Yes Oliver lad

    • @CBTvideos
      @CBTvideos Před 9 lety

      Ollie I didn't know you like David Cameron too? Then again, you're better at raps than this, you rap harder than Dan Bull, "his raps are like a towel"

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 Před 3 lety

      Love you

  • @zwabTheRealOne
    @zwabTheRealOne Před 6 měsíci +4

    Oh Christ no, he's back!

  • @TheMrjohannes1995
    @TheMrjohannes1995 Před 9 lety +22

    "We have the bravery to bring back slavery" no truer words have ever left that mans lips.

  • @LightningStrat
    @LightningStrat Před 8 lety +9

    More relevant than ever right now. The Ian Duncan Smith episode brought me back to this video. :)

  • @TeamBombersportsUK
    @TeamBombersportsUK Před 9 lety +6

    This is just the greatest thing ever, and reinforces my belief that political speeches/debates/conferences should have more rap battles.

  • @jamesphillips5583
    @jamesphillips5583 Před 9 lety +22

    This was great as usual from cassetteboy, but it's depressing to see how many people genuinely believe that the Conservative party doesn't care about the poor. The economy has been doing very well in recent years, but as usual because the uneducated believe that the poor haven't been miraculously transformed or that benefits aren't high enough, Miliband just has to spout some large numbers that will be invested into the NHS and the voters cheer. Where will this money come from? Mansion tax! Tax the rich! That's the way to improve an economy, right? Let the labour party back in. Let them give the lazy more dole, let them pay civil servants huge wages, let them ruin the economy once again and then get the Conservative party back in to fix the mess.

    • @georgeaveline9739
      @georgeaveline9739 Před 9 lety +26

      Fuck you.

    • @Perkolator3000
      @Perkolator3000 Před 9 lety +26

      They don't care about the poor. They genuinely don't. They're the landed gentry. They demonise the poor, slash public spending, sell off national interests such as the health service for private/personal gain, build housing bubbles in London, send poor kids off to wars that taxation can't afford (again for private/personal gain) and spend any money earned in the rUK in The City. 9 of the 10 poorest regions in Northern Europe are in the UK.
      The really sad fact is that people are comparing them "against" Labour. They're basically the same. A self-interested political class who are concerned only with making a career and then retiring to the speech circuit. "Get the Conservatives to fix the mess"?!?!? They borrowed more in their first 3 years of government than Labour did in 13. They're all at it. The sooner you realise that and find some genuine leaders, the better.

    • @sandye9029
      @sandye9029 Před 9 lety +10

      You are deluded James

    • @Codex7777
      @Codex7777 Před 9 lety +17

      It's a fact that the Western economies were doing better (For everybody) when taxes were higher. This includes the US in the 1940s, 50s & 60s. The effect can still be seen in Scandinavian countries today. It's been the slow steady transfer of wealth to the rich, in the Western economies, that has caused the present situation. In the UK we now have the largest wealth inequality since WW1. Neo-liberalism has been shown, time and again, not to work... but gullible idiots like you continue to vote, like turkeys for Xmas. The bulk of social security goes to pensioners. Most of whom have paid in their whole lives. Most of the rest goes to people IN WORK, because wages have been deliberately depressed for years, that many people aren't earning enough to provide basic necessities. 3% of the social security budget goes to the unemployed. The overwhelming majority of whom are NOT scroungers. By the government's own figures, the amount estimated lost to fraud is less than 1% (o.7% to be exact). Perhaps if you hadn't been taken in, so easily, by the government's 'justification narrative' (i.e. discredited neo-liberal, trickle-down bollocks) you'd realise that it wasn't the poor or the unemployed that caused this, or any, recession. Nor was it down to immigrants or the elderly, the sick or the disabled. It WAS down to reckless bankers and financiers, greedy corporations, tax avoiding individuals and corporations... and corrupt politicians, of all major parties, who had been willing to get into bed with the aforementioned parties. There is no need for austerity. Austerity is being imposed for ideological reasons. Somehow we've managed to find the money for endless, costly (in more ways than one) foreign adventures. We've looked the other way when it comes to the hundreds of millions lost each year in tax avoidance... and have been able to find £1.6 TRILLION to subsidise the banks! No one is asking that rich people be made into paupers. Merely that those at the bottom be paid enough to live on and that there is a slightly fairer distribution of the wealth in this country, to which we ALL contribute.

    • @ilifter
      @ilifter Před 9 lety +2

      ....Someone that actually understands the political cycle. Totally true, i fucking hate both the conservatives and labour, but what James has said is spot on, Labour give away tonnes of money they don't have on civil servant jobs and benefits that is unsustainable and the convservatives are seen as the dragons who have to make the cuts after they have overspent, the cycle has existed for decades. PS VOTE UKIP

  • @Michelle_Schu-blacka
    @Michelle_Schu-blacka Před 3 lety +2

    _Let the beat drop_
    _I come here with flows right from the top_
    That dropped so sick!

  • @penguinstudios29
    @penguinstudios29 Před 8 lety +629

    i wonder how many people will understand this:
    Oink

  • @squeezyjohn1
    @squeezyjohn1 Před 9 lety +4

    Oh man! Brilliant from start to finish! The rhymes are poetry ... the satire is true and biting ... and it's pieced together painstakingly from a speech that didn't say this ... oh ... and the Tories commenting here hate it too ... you, my friend have won the Internet! Bravo!

  • @stevebeds
    @stevebeds Před 9 lety +21

    I think UKIP is the future for British people. The Conservatives represent the rich and Labour is more concerned lining their own pockets whilst increasing debt!
    Come on UKIP...

    • @predwarlord
      @predwarlord Před 9 lety +2

      British people? No, UKIP are hated in Scotland and Wales, and most the north. The only people UKIP represent is the south of England.

    • @n9ne2006
      @n9ne2006 Před 9 lety +14

      If that's what you truly believe, then you, are a fucking idiot.

    • @monkeydude952
      @monkeydude952 Před 9 lety +7

      Conservatives - The fools who lick the arses of whoever has the most money
      Labour - The idiots who like to throw everyone's money at the metaphorical wall
      UKIP - The racist lunatics with a minuscule capacity for knowledge
      Everyone else - The generic pricks who only care about power and money

    • @2010jimz
      @2010jimz Před 9 lety +5

      UKIP are a different flavour of Tory, why do you think so many Tories are defecting to UKIP? It's the same shit. Look at POLICIES not the PROPAGANDA. What do UKIP actually stand for. Once you look at their policies you'll realise they're just as bad as the conservatives, if not worse.

    • @stuartfisher2859
      @stuartfisher2859 Před 9 lety

      ***** haha I say bring it on! At this stage, getting kicked out the UK is only a blessing!

  • @SuperSupermanX1999
    @SuperSupermanX1999 Před 9 lety +68

    Despite my love for the Tories, I have to admit that this video is brilliant. Great job.

    • @andyshooter431
      @andyshooter431 Před 9 lety +29

      aremedy frosty and you make people who don't vote for the tories look like uneducated scum so good job there.

    • @andyshooter431
      @andyshooter431 Před 9 lety +17

      aremedy frosty Haha you come across so cool with your four letter swear words and talking down to people over the internet

    • @lock123456
      @lock123456 Před 9 lety +9

      Andy Shooter you completely wrecked aremedy frosty well done

    • @CelticKiran
      @CelticKiran Před 9 lety +1

      SuperSupermanX1999 Are you part of the 1%? If not, how do they represent your interests? Are you disappointed that poverty in the UK is now at a thirty year high or are you ok with that?

    • @lock123456
      @lock123456 Před 9 lety +5

      People just love increasing their own egos by saying you're less intelligent/educated etc. just because you don't support the same party as them, don't they?
      Nah, it honestly depends on your priorities. I give a shit about the economy and don't want us going into another recession like we did in 2008 thanks to labour's Brown & Blair or in 1979 thanks to labour's Wilson & Callaghan.

  • @skyline_supra_guy3756
    @skyline_supra_guy3756 Před 4 lety +2

    How am I just discovering this now? Thanks a lot youtube recommendations!