Dinner ladies, PETA Idioms and the UK housing market - Worst Premade Ever Podcast #02

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  • čas přidán 5. 06. 2023
  • This week we talk about fond memories of our favourite dinner ladies, the animal friendly idioms of PETA and the current state of the UK housing market amongst other idiot fuelled conversation.
    You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on your favourite podcasting platforms such as SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5UhKe3X... and also APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast...
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  • @wpepodcast
    @wpepodcast  Před rokem +22

    You can listen to the audio version of this podcast on your favourite podcasting platforms such as SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/show/5UhKe3Xlh4rTt6IS2Giu4q?si=7e380cccb9264923 and also APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/worst-premade-ever-podcast/id1689028580

    • @RCXdriftinred
      @RCXdriftinred Před rokem

      yay

    • @CCRLH85
      @CCRLH85 Před rokem

      It doesn't show up on pocket casts. Is there a reason for that?

  • @crowpond3665
    @crowpond3665 Před rokem +6

    IM LOSING IT
    AS SOON AS JONK ASKED “Would you eat roadkill?”, IT IMMEDIATELY PLAYED AN AD FOR DOORDASH

  • @matthewbrooks5470
    @matthewbrooks5470 Před rokem +84

    I just imagine Jake sleepwalking through his door that he’s pulled off the hinges and going to a neighbor and rattling the shit out of their door to test its sturdiness

    • @shadow_wolfz2403
      @shadow_wolfz2403 Před 10 měsíci

      Or that exact thing except instead of rattling the shit out of their door, he unlocks the door and sucks the neighbours toes

  • @othniel2005
    @othniel2005 Před rokem +15

    "And they go in for seconds"
    God dammnit Alex, I properly did a spit-take on that

  • @IAmTheShadowStar
    @IAmTheShadowStar Před rokem +49

    2 episodes in & alex has already made an incest joke. Yep this is a WPE Podcast

  • @CURSEDvids
    @CURSEDvids Před rokem +115

    I love just playing games whilst listening to these lmao

    • @jadethejaded.3703
      @jadethejaded.3703 Před rokem +3

      Legit, I beat Malenia for the first time while listening to them.

    • @michaeljensen3198
      @michaeljensen3198 Před rokem

      Same, wow ascention. Horde for the win!

    • @Meatman243
      @Meatman243 Před rokem +2

      Same I’m busy bombing aliens in Stellaris

    • @jpbedits99
      @jpbedits99 Před rokem +1

      Literally playing Minecraft right now on my own. Started a new world and Im just listening to the podcast

    • @whoelsebutmatty
      @whoelsebutmatty Před rokem

      sat here grinding through assassin's creed syndicate collectibles whilst listening, couldn't think of a better choice of background noise

  • @psychogardnernz5171
    @psychogardnernz5171 Před rokem +26

    Ellis. You look tired bud. Take care of yourself. Its always nice when Alex makes Ellis laugh uncontrollably. Ladies lookin fire. Nick is great, Kiwis 4 the win

  • @swamproman2007
    @swamproman2007 Před rokem +4

    13:42 can't get over ellis' laugh
    normal human laugh, and then suddenly - goose noises?

  • @psychogardnernz5171
    @psychogardnernz5171 Před rokem +35

    I would love to support you all! But I lost my job so sending vibes is the best I can do

  • @sills_adam
    @sills_adam Před rokem +21

    As someone currently living in Swansea, I love just nodding along to all of the stories that they are going through and knowing where they are talking about 😂

    • @SoulReaver753
      @SoulReaver753 Před rokem

      Denny’s Uk head quarters represent!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
      3.7 out of 5 on google reviews 😂

  • @steel_blade9276
    @steel_blade9276 Před rokem +15

    ive come to love listening to these podcasts and im happy youve started to upload these again

  • @drinkingproblem8934
    @drinkingproblem8934 Před rokem +4

    Why does Jake look like the Dad from "Shining" I swear he's a single Kubrik stare away from being a perfect copy of him

  • @samk3141
    @samk3141 Před rokem +2

    We have the best people at my work in the cafeteria. They also know us all really well and eventurally pre-emptively make food for you etc. Everyone in our office of like 300+ people also knows each other really well, it's a great place

  • @Ash-V
    @Ash-V Před 11 měsíci

    Living in rural places, the sheriff's office or animal control will sometimes issue disease warnings for wildlife, including both hunting and roadkill. Some also have a service where you can bring animal meat/carcasses in for disease testing.

  • @steampunkfox4932
    @steampunkfox4932 Před rokem +7

    Did Alex’s Joke about two people learning they have the same father and going for seconds remind me of that time loop game where it’s revealed that the main character has been dating his sister?

    • @swamproman2007
      @swamproman2007 Před rokem +1

      I don't know, did it?

    • @steampunkfox4932
      @steampunkfox4932 Před rokem

      @@swamproman2007 well considering no one else responded probably not

    • @iamme1764
      @iamme1764 Před rokem

      oh yeah the 12 minutes one or whatever (only reason i know it is from the rtgame video)

    • @steampunkfox4932
      @steampunkfox4932 Před rokem

      @@iamme1764 yup, the rtgame video is also how I learned about the game

  • @kharjo7
    @kharjo7 Před rokem +1

    43:47 The bees dissapearing... I wonder what scifi show I've heard that from before

  • @annettemachin7080
    @annettemachin7080 Před 10 měsíci

    Completely agree on the UK housing market part. The amount of apartment buildings built in the late 20th century and early 21st as part of some expensive development, now stand completely empty. Some have been remodeled into shops but the 2 or 3 floors above are unused. However they still decide to build new houses with 5 bedrooms that a family of 3 move in to, that seem to take years to build, completely destroying the landscape, instead of remodelling the existing buildings.

  • @dio2599
    @dio2599 Před rokem +2

    I am so glad these are back. I love it when you guys go on big discussions in streams. And this is like the Ribena concentrated version.

  • @microwaveable_soups
    @microwaveable_soups Před rokem +6

    Love this podcast keep up the great work WPE crew

  • @Spiritseekerx68
    @Spiritseekerx68 Před rokem +1

    I love you guys! Thank you for bringing back the podcasts. You always have such interesting topics/stories and I laugh and learn with each one.

  • @BananaBoi46
    @BananaBoi46 Před rokem +2

    This is my first time tuning into the podcast channel, love your main channel content and thought I'd give this a go, it did not disappoint keep up the amazing work!

  • @Ch3ck3r75
    @Ch3ck3r75 Před rokem +1

    I love your podcasts, even if I only understand half of them :D But it's just nice to see 5 friends sitting together and just talking and having fun.

  • @belovedsantoryu4568
    @belovedsantoryu4568 Před rokem +2

    Guys, first I want to say your podcast is amazing, and I love getting it so often! Second… I… Gaby… there’s a slight circular curvature in your wall and everytime I see my iPad it bugs me into thinking is a drop of water in my screen… EVERY time jajajaja you guys are involuntarily trolling me

  • @philsearle8783
    @philsearle8783 Před rokem

    My grandad didn't serve in ww2 because he was a firefighter so he was an essential. He fought fires in London during the Blitz

  • @tinygorl
    @tinygorl Před rokem +3

    im currently using this as backround for writing fanfiction lmao

  • @kc9602
    @kc9602 Před rokem +5

    My question is:
    Who TF died and left peta in charge of ALL sayings revolving around animals?
    (This is a rhetorical question; As we all know peta appointed themselves arbiters of all things Animal!!)

    • @NM-wd7kx
      @NM-wd7kx Před rokem +2

      All the dogs peta 'euthanised' & dumped behind a shop probably

  • @lucastheboss-6147
    @lucastheboss-6147 Před rokem

    hey guys thanks for a good video i don't usually watch podcast as i don't enjoy them but this one i did so thanks for the laughs

  • @AHH96
    @AHH96 Před rokem +1

    "Oh no that room is on fire, I need to save that man in there"
    *opens door looks at sleeping mans' bare toes
    "Well well well what do we have here...?"
    *Marvin Gaye starts playing

  • @Chrisyn2008
    @Chrisyn2008 Před rokem +1

    OHH BOY OHH BOY OHH BOY !
    Iam Soo freaking HAppy ^-^ !
    Finally theres new Podcast :D !?

  • @lukerowbotham7570
    @lukerowbotham7570 Před rokem

    I have to say, I love the intro, everything about it, the music, the look of it all, it’s brilliant

  • @Flyingdurito
    @Flyingdurito Před rokem +3

    Please for the love of god do more wiki how questions, just get nick to find a weird one every week and just surprise you with it when it comes to podcast time

  • @goodgames4436
    @goodgames4436 Před rokem

    love these new popcast

  • @theghettohuitzilopochtli0707

    This was the best part of my day, because I am sick.

  • @loxirika
    @loxirika Před rokem +1

    I love this! Love to see more of your faces

  • @NationOne44
    @NationOne44 Před 5 měsíci

    20:00 that’s how I have to lock up, I can’t sleep otherwise

  • @gooesyganderoo
    @gooesyganderoo Před rokem

    love the podcast

  • @MrMeztar
    @MrMeztar Před rokem +1

    58:46 LOL, would you do a WPE plays countdown episode ?

  • @hedgehoggeneral330
    @hedgehoggeneral330 Před rokem +1

    30:00 sooo love gibby's eyes 😊

  • @tntguardian6455
    @tntguardian6455 Před rokem

    This made for very interesting ambience to clean a kitchen to 😂👍

  • @NordicTalks08
    @NordicTalks08 Před rokem +5

    as someone who lives in the south of England I agree with gabby, there is way to many f###### people

  • @RangaLord
    @RangaLord Před rokem

    Glad you guys are back podcasting. Love listening to your podcasts and all your shenanigans in games. My gosh Gabby, you were berated so hard this time. Your swearing is just so funny!!! Alex, keep up the savagery mate, you are by far the funniest in my opinion on savage comments that even stoic Ellis can be caught off guard. Good job all.

  • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
    @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 Před rokem

    That whole acquaintance bit at the start reminded me of the Young Ones, with Vyvyan introducing everyone to his mum saying "This is a friend of mine called Mike. This is a friend of mine called Neil. And that's a complete bastard I know called Rik."

  • @ForseeFantasy
    @ForseeFantasy Před rokem

    Just by the title alone, this is going to be a riot.

  • @phlegethon666
    @phlegethon666 Před rokem

    Bloody hell alex, I nearly choked on my pringles 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NationOne44
    @NationOne44 Před 7 měsíci

    Thank you for color coding the mics!

  • @jakkrit6910
    @jakkrit6910 Před 11 měsíci

    57:40 they are literally the person who answer why don't they eat cake to starving people who don't have anything to eat.

  • @Buzzel-NL
    @Buzzel-NL Před rokem

    I Really enjoy these podcasts. Keep them coming!
    The company I work for is currently building a flat in Amsterdam (like on the edge of Amsterdam, not interesting for ex-pats) that costs €10.000,- / m2, and a parking place in the basement costs €50.000,-, I have no idea who comes up with these prices but it is ridiculous. O it has a pool in it. The Flat has a pool, on the 4th floor.!! what a waste of money.

  • @ZestyBobcat_OW
    @ZestyBobcat_OW Před rokem

    "Eau de jonque" a new perfume by WPE

  • @tarabryant2909
    @tarabryant2909 Před rokem

    The Brady Bunch of the WPE crew lol.

  • @lyannawinter405
    @lyannawinter405 Před rokem

    30:55 I really agree with Alex here

  • @SumaSummarum
    @SumaSummarum Před rokem +1

    Mean comments just showed that swearing in Scottish is much worse than swearing in Welsh 😂

  • @thewingedserpent5823
    @thewingedserpent5823 Před rokem

    2 of my great grandparants also served (i think 3 but i only know of the two). 1 was a POW in france and the other was a POW in russia. Guess which one had the worse time. Both just normal wehrmacht conscripts though. It's always interesting two hear about the grandparents or great-grandparents of uni mates who were in the SS or the SA or in the HJ or BDM because it feels so surreal.

  • @welfare5217
    @welfare5217 Před rokem

    As a person from Kent I can confirm about isle of sheppey is true

  • @michaelagainstme
    @michaelagainstme Před rokem

    damn i saw it on the news abt the dutch guy donating... thats insane !

  • @privategamer5799
    @privategamer5799 Před rokem

    13:30 ohh man that killed me

  • @yellowbeard9981
    @yellowbeard9981 Před rokem +3

    My mum was a volunteer for The Bat Conservation Trust rescuing and looking after injured bats which were fed on mealworms which need to be live for bats to eat them. It was a common sight to walk in to her house and see her in the kitchen sorting through trays of mealworms picking out the more mature ones for that days feeds. Probably quite disconcerting for visitors who didn’t know her well to see her sifting through trays of what look like maggots on the kitchen worktops and placing some into bowls 😂

  • @Samantha_was_here_first

    Does make one wonder how civil servants, teachers, nurses, etc can live in London's properties. They put up with all that crud for low wage, then having to hand most of it back, just to live in an area. All while knowing, if they moved, their weekly disposables would increase substantially. True heros

  • @mrskope
    @mrskope Před rokem

    This is the perfect podcast to boil hotdogs in a kettle to

  • @Leb-hw1uf
    @Leb-hw1uf Před rokem

    Hey I still have the letters my husband wrote to me when he was in basic training 😂

  • @arlopullman4926
    @arlopullman4926 Před rokem

    Why didn't I get a notification for this? I almost missed it. :(

  • @verdantvagrant7353
    @verdantvagrant7353 Před rokem +10

    Jake looks uneasy Gabby looks worried about something Ellis looks tired in more ways than one Cath looks mildly angry about something and Alex oddly looks happy as a clam
    Are any of you okay?

    • @nuclear_war_games
      @nuclear_war_games Před rokem +4

      It's okay, Alex has just been pissing them off for a week

  • @squidgegames9680
    @squidgegames9680 Před rokem

    Please tell me where ya got that flamingo shirt from jake! My husband needs it asap xD

  • @gear4thcommentoman80
    @gear4thcommentoman80 Před rokem

    Ahh dogging and icst, the Alex essentials within 10 mins

  • @swylar-cz6hk
    @swylar-cz6hk Před rokem +1

    I hope you guys never stop doing this shit!

  • @williammcvie7722
    @williammcvie7722 Před rokem

    Those hate comments at the end are hilarious. Love you guys and your content. Gabby’s wheeze is my favourite thing.

  • @brandonsteinbach4208
    @brandonsteinbach4208 Před rokem

    Jonks hair tho...😂

  • @ZestyBobcat_OW
    @ZestyBobcat_OW Před rokem

    i love Alex

  • @warbirdgamer
    @warbirdgamer Před rokem

    My grandparents on my dad side fought in ww2 his mum was on the AA guns and his dad was in Africa doing prison transport

  • @Fabian_Lobo
    @Fabian_Lobo Před rokem +1

    Awesome Podcast and you all look amazing but holy cow, Gabby's eyes are Gorgeous! The best to you all and the folks in the comment section.

  • @jakuzykalouh1674
    @jakuzykalouh1674 Před rokem

    Jake looks like albert einstein but without the moustache

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification Před rokem +1

    I hope they can have guests like the German guy, Devler? And the psycho guy, Max? His text was red i think.

  • @magicpants145
    @magicpants145 Před rokem

    idk why, but gabby looks like a Primary School English teacher

  • @MrXsquigsx
    @MrXsquigsx Před rokem

    ah wow I've got family on the isle of sheppey, not that bad to visit nightmare to get on/off it though

  • @Thanatos35
    @Thanatos35 Před rokem

    I laugh so hard when alex said that

  • @Locahaskatexu
    @Locahaskatexu Před rokem

    Firstly, the hotel story is why I *ALWAYS* chain my door when I stay in any sort of hotel accomodation.... secondly, while the notion of someone sucking my toes whilst I'm unawares and asleep is disconcerting, I think the traumatising bit would be for the manager, as I'm prone to wake violently. So I think I probably wouldn't hesitate or think twice to hoof him in the face with the foot he's not sucking on at that moment....

  • @hedgehoggeneral330
    @hedgehoggeneral330 Před rokem

    46:00 beavers are very important especially in Scotlands very depleted environment

  • @varcolacoolgamer8566
    @varcolacoolgamer8566 Před rokem +1

    I LOVE this podcast :)

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification Před rokem

    Lol listening to someone in the uk say they would rather eat regulated meat full of preservatives and not fresh wild meat is insane.

    • @insertname3977
      @insertname3977 Před rokem

      You'd be surprised how little preservatives are actually in UK fresh meat. There's a reason why a lot of the stuff from the US is illegal over here.

  • @hedgehoggeneral330
    @hedgehoggeneral330 Před rokem

    44:00 honey bees are doing fine it's the wild bees that are actually more useful for plant biodiversity that is dying off

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification Před rokem +22

    I like how Gabby's face is pretty like her voice.

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Před rokem +1

      This is a compliment not an insult, just saying.

    • @scrammusic2618
      @scrammusic2618 Před rokem

      That's nice! 😃

    • @Camcorderr_
      @Camcorderr_ Před 2 měsíci +1

      Calm down mate she’s married lmao

    • @lordfordification
      @lordfordification Před 2 měsíci

      @@Camcorderr_ you're right. Married women should never receive compliments. Go take a bath with a toaster.

    • @judojamie379
      @judojamie379 Před 22 hodinami +1

      ​unless that happened between comments and not been brought up in a video you're thinking of Cath

  • @stephenwhile8646
    @stephenwhile8646 Před rokem

    43:00 kiwi queen bees are exported to canada, and other places

    • @stephenwhile8646
      @stephenwhile8646 Před rokem

      they flew them out of gisbourne after cyclone Gabriel in a chartered helicopter 😅

  • @judojamie379
    @judojamie379 Před rokem +1

    I'm not sure if you accept questions here (mainly because I don't use reddit)
    But in a previous podcast you've talked about parasocial relationships, how has that changed since then and do you feel like there're people in the community that have one with you all?
    Also I love Cath's drinking mug.

  • @joesantos7085
    @joesantos7085 Před rokem

    I was unaware that Elis had lip piercings I would have bet Alex of all the guys would have had piercings.

  • @hedgehoggeneral330
    @hedgehoggeneral330 Před rokem

    18:42 oh fuck nearly choked on my food 😅 dammit this shite is hilarious

  • @dawnp8966
    @dawnp8966 Před rokem

    Hearing my name in the first 5 minutes was so unexpected 😅

  • @helzaisme23
    @helzaisme23 Před rokem

    A pheasant broke one of the lner azumas recently

  • @BeastyBill88
    @BeastyBill88 Před rokem

    I hit a pheasant in my Volvo once... Fucker was waiting on the side of the road right until I was about 3 car lengths away before it decided to "take flight" it bounced off my windscreen at 40-45mph when I got on the brakes and got launched into orbit 😂😂

  • @heinzart9977
    @heinzart9977 Před rokem

    aww cath is so cute

  • @APenguinsLullaby
    @APenguinsLullaby Před rokem

    So, my name is Peter, and "go fuck yourself peta" kinda caught me off guard

  • @strych9ines
    @strych9ines Před rokem

    my mum was a dinner lady in england called Dawn, could be her

  • @Loser-jh3tq
    @Loser-jh3tq Před rokem

    For a moment, I thought they were saying peasant and running them over was a normal thing

  • @zepher_blackstoc2366
    @zepher_blackstoc2366 Před 9 měsíci

    Does mean commits sound like the commits mothers would leave on videos if the person swore while playing some kid game.

  • @nikkicombee456
    @nikkicombee456 Před rokem

    Jonk looks like Joaquin phoenix

  • @sdswood3457
    @sdswood3457 Před rokem

    30 seconds in: Employees.

  • @callum105
    @callum105 Před rokem

    0:38 ive come to regard you as...people ive met

  • @theonewhoplays9450
    @theonewhoplays9450 Před rokem

    this will be one of the few good coments you guys receive but daaaaaamn gabby is pretty, congratulation jake! even a blind pig can find a berry sometimes

  • @joris3193
    @joris3193 Před rokem

    Cool

  • @Flyingdurito
    @Flyingdurito Před rokem

    To be fair, what your lot is saying is better than what Australia is getting
    Our politicians are basically saying, in the wake of our worst housing crisis ever, “if you want to afford a house, just get another job”

  • @Erkle64
    @Erkle64 Před rokem +1

    Insufficient area to brandish a feline in a rotating motion.

  • @tam-tam1021
    @tam-tam1021 Před rokem

    If you see blue it's a bruse and not too good meat in road kill