Pants Floating Down the River

A young man, skipping rocks in the river, sees a pair of pants floating towards him. What will he do? Will he let them float away? Or will he take the pants out of the river and begin dating them?

[@delaney5565]

this is the best song ive ever heard

[@loldiers3238]

This still makes more sense than actual country songs.

[@Aiden-xr1se]

This is funny.

[@clara-tg6ru]

pants floating down the river

[@isme7156]

is this on spotify?