Terminator Dark Fate - Please, make it stop

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  • čas přidán 31. 05. 2019
  • I hoped it would never happen. But like Judgement Day, another terrible Terminator movie was inevitable. Pour yourself several stiff drinks and let's take a look at the trailer for Terminator Dark Fate.
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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  Před 4 lety +97

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    • @NotDecided420
      @NotDecided420 Před 4 lety

      How did they manage to 'Thanos' John Connor out of existence in the 90s when we already know he doesn't die in the 90s?!
      What about all of the other Terminator movies where John Connor was in it?!
      This was the worst example of feminazi shite I've ever seen.
      Talk about pissing in the face of the originals.
      This female hero is so shit, she can only fight for 20 minutes then she's fucked! 😂😂

    • @jorgeabuauad
      @jorgeabuauad Před 3 lety

      Yes they worshipped Satan that is reason for gender thing in order to do real satanic stuff they all use pervert ritual , hell is real and so is heaven , never take Jesus in vain , if you want to know more about just tell me , in the video game ps4 horizon the main protagonists is call alloy this is a reference to being a man also the Hindu númeral in the forehead is 1 again this related to one dollar bill or countless music video reverse the one mean both gender ,

    • @thomasanderson6426
      @thomasanderson6426 Před 3 lety

      What's an apple genius, and Apple genius bar?

    • @jorgeabuauad
      @jorgeabuauad Před 3 lety

      Corvo@AZ all this peoples belong to secret society ( satanic sect ) and a part of the agenda is to transform society becouse all human behavior has effect in the spiritual world , they serve demons

    • @jessemathes5126
      @jessemathes5126 Před 3 lety

      Damn Drinker, you're just a kid.

  • @muznick
    @muznick Před 4 lety +5702

    The T-1000 was metal fluid.
    The SJW-1000 is gender fluid.

    • @shirothehero0609
      @shirothehero0609 Před 4 lety +187

      This has not nearly enough likes.

    • @kborton99
      @kborton99 Před 4 lety +62

      Kudos to you for this one!!

    • @wesker1079
      @wesker1079 Před 4 lety +22

      👑👑👑

    • @vitordaniel2641
      @vitordaniel2641 Před 4 lety +33

      Gender fluid, very nice !!

    • @blueknight5754
      @blueknight5754 Před 4 lety +21

      Hahahahahahaha snorts milk out of nose after reading this...classic! Patrick Bateman approves..

  • @ghola82
    @ghola82 Před 5 lety +3501

    Terminator VI: Social Judgement Day

    • @mjw221
      @mjw221 Před 5 lety +118

      Political Correctness Day

    • @ghola82
      @ghola82 Před 5 lety +117

      @@mjw221 rise of the SJW

    • @mjw221
      @mjw221 Před 5 lety +88

      @@ghola82 Feminator VI

    • @ghola82
      @ghola82 Před 5 lety +53

      @@mjw221
      Terminator VI: Geriatric Genisys

    • @colorpurple4364
      @colorpurple4364 Před 5 lety +49

      @19MW84 Fall of the Patriarchy

  • @DARisse-ji1yw
    @DARisse-ji1yw Před 4 lety +1613

    I'm thinking Terminator 3 is starting to look like a masterpiece ......

    • @danielj5056
      @danielj5056 Před 4 lety +123

      D.A. Risse I actually always enjoyed it

    • @danbam3411
      @danbam3411 Před 4 lety +132

      D.A. Risse i could never understand to how people did not like that movie. Obviously it’s nowhere near the first to James Cameron related movies but I thought it was still pretty solid for entertainment worth.

    • @retromediaguy
      @retromediaguy Před 4 lety +64

      @@danbam3411 I agree. I liked T3. It got knocked because it was a sequel to the greatest movie of all time..I love the TX in the movie. I thought it was a good progression from the first two Terminators..

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow Před 4 lety +21

      @@retromediaguy no. It got knocked because it was lousy. And the actress Terminator was HORRIBLE. Even Arnold had to put his own money in to get a memorable action scene or out would've REALLY been limping.

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow Před 4 lety +14

      @_OBK_ a good ending does not make for a good film with lame jokes and weak performances you condescending simpleton.

  • @carlrood4457
    @carlrood4457 Před 4 lety +123

    I just rewatched the original and it's still awesome. Michael Biehn actually played Kyle like a guy who's spent his whole life in a warzone. He's suffering PTSD and his one night with Sarah was two people looking for one good feeling amidst a terrifying situation

    • @nitroxylictv
      @nitroxylictv Před měsícem +1

      The first ones better than T2 in my opinion.

  • @ryanjibben2635
    @ryanjibben2635 Před 4 lety +2625

    80s and 90s we wanted the good guys to win.
    Now we’re praying for skynet to put us out of our misery.........

  • @jcdenton23
    @jcdenton23 Před 4 lety +1971

    My wife just walked in on me crying and asked why I was crying. I showed her the new terminator trailer, she looked at me and said "I know now why you cry" before jumping into a pool of lava.

  • @bitcoinsamurai8496
    @bitcoinsamurai8496 Před 4 lety +1142

    Who else is getting bored of CGI? 😂😂😂

    • @muscleman3478
      @muscleman3478 Před 4 lety +62

      80 % spectacular attention to detail practical effects and 20% mind blowing special effects, as was done in T2 is the winning combination.

    • @Heavente
      @Heavente Před 4 lety +12

      Would be kinda hard to do superhero movies without it. It depends how you use it and how good it is.

    • @hamarbiljungskile8953
      @hamarbiljungskile8953 Před 4 lety +13

      @@mutanazublond4391 ni99a, paragraphs, please.

    • @houstonhelicoptertours1006
      @houstonhelicoptertours1006 Před 4 lety +47

      Not bored of CGI in general but how it's used to unconvincingly patch up bad scripts.

    • @stevekillgore9272
      @stevekillgore9272 Před 4 lety +3

      1000%

  • @tHeWasTeDYouTh
    @tHeWasTeDYouTh Před 4 lety +724

    "I need your dress, your heels, and your menstrual cycle"
    Fem-man-hater: Woke Fate

    • @m.bennell3518
      @m.bennell3518 Před 4 lety +16

      "Fem-man-hater: Woke Fate" ...It's the Wokest!

    • @matthewcorcoran2891
      @matthewcorcoran2891 Před 4 lety +5

      tHeWasTeDYouTh underrated comment.

    • @Cryo837
      @Cryo837 Před 4 lety +21

      Dishonesty in Hollywood = making females look like they can run the world and kick the @ss of males much bigger than themselves. You can't fool Mother Nature!!! And everyone knows it.

    • @Vodk4401
      @Vodk4401 Před 4 lety +2

      😂🙌🏻

    • @INFILTR8US
      @INFILTR8US Před 4 lety +2

      @@Cryo837 Awww, is the fragile ego'd man-child terrified of the powerful female?

  • @homoduplex
    @homoduplex Před 5 lety +2378

    Terminator 2: Judgment Day
    Terminator 6: International Women's Day

  • @painbow6528
    @painbow6528 Před 5 lety +4189

    Terminator 7 will be a black terminator fighting a disabled transgender terminator while a third terminator (a bisexual albino) will save the day.

    • @eyeconqueror1185
      @eyeconqueror1185 Před 5 lety +141

      They’ll probably all be Chinese if the studio actually wants to make money.

    • @skillsessions8547
      @skillsessions8547 Před 5 lety +23

      LMAO.

    • @BleedFromMyEarsBass
      @BleedFromMyEarsBass Před 5 lety +61

      It will be called "Terminator: Oh God, Please Save Us!"

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa Před 5 lety +41

      Disabled terminator! LOL! :D

    • @LoveK1
      @LoveK1 Před 5 lety +59

      Tōjō Hideki No, black women don’t want anything to do with this train wreck. Leave us out of it.

  • @SuperEpicdouche
    @SuperEpicdouche Před 4 lety +713

    Terminator 2 = il be back
    Dark fate = il be easily offended

  • @EivindFlores
    @EivindFlores Před 4 lety +77

    All I ever wanted was the actual war. T3 showed us that judgement day was inevitable. I'm good with that. Now show me how humanity wins.
    Hollywood: Lets remake the same old story again, but with more wokeness.

    • @Turambar117
      @Turambar117 Před 3 lety +4

      They tried that with Salvation... somewhat.

    • @jrus690
      @jrus690 Před 3 lety +3

      I think that is what Terminator Salvation was attempting to show, except it was nowhere near as bleak as the couple minute masterpiece scene in Terminator. I want that scene turned into a movie, but we will never get it in today's Hollywood, partly because the first movie was sort of a independent movie anyways.

    • @cyberpimp29
      @cyberpimp29 Před 3 lety +2

      Terminator Salvation is as close to that as we will ever get...

    • @jimthar17
      @jimthar17 Před 3 lety +4

      They were supposed to show that with Salvation and its sequels but they instead decided to reboot the whole series again and give us that Genisys dogshit and now this movie. The Salvation timeline was all supposed to be set in the future. MCG said (I believe) that there was supposed to be three movies about it with Bale in all of them. But I guess the studio just had to find a way to shove Arnie back into a Terminator movie and Genisys was the result.

    • @cyberpimp29
      @cyberpimp29 Před 3 lety

      @@jimthar17 all true; best comment winner

  • @JoshuaKevinPerry
    @JoshuaKevinPerry Před 5 lety +2408

    LGBT-1000:"We changed John to Jane to hide from Skynet"

  • @Sforschondetta
    @Sforschondetta Před 5 lety +666

    Her full name is actually "Generic Teenager MacGuffin"

  • @MrChinga83
    @MrChinga83 Před 4 lety +77

    Too much CGI, too much physics defying fight scenes, too much 2019 standards. When I first heard James Cameron was a part of the film I was interested but then the trailer came out and was disappointed. Oh well, long live T1 and T2!

  • @budwyzer77
    @budwyzer77 Před 3 lety +137

    The best Terminator movie ever made was No Country For Old Men.
    You know it's true.

    • @benediktgraf8659
      @benediktgraf8659 Před 2 lety +12

      Never'd deny that at all...
      Honestly though, Javier Bardem ROCKS in that movie!!!

    • @Scripture-Man
      @Scripture-Man Před 2 lety +5

      I hate that film.

    • @56Tyskie
      @56Tyskie Před 2 lety +1

      @@Scripture-Man yeah I couldn't get into it either

    • @mrkeogh
      @mrkeogh Před 2 lety +4

      Friendo.

    • @gwarren6386
      @gwarren6386 Před rokem +3

      I think some people hated the fact that Javier appeared to get away. I’ve lived long enough to know that no one really gets away. A man who appeared to be soulless, no conscious, no identifiable moral compass. A man who kills for a living sometimes based on a coin toss, always gets his.

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 Před 5 lety +1203

    *1991:* An Austrian Bodybuilder in Biker's attire and shades, riding a Harley Davidson and twirling a shotgun to reload with one hand, as the Terminator
    *2019:* Lesbian hipster as the Terminator

    • @nixonhoover2
      @nixonhoover2 Před 5 lety +14

      John Smithee you're so edgy.

    • @necrosadotor
      @necrosadotor Před 5 lety +81

      @@nixonhoover2 it's just so damn great that YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!

    • @King-ve3pk
      @King-ve3pk Před 5 lety +17

      It’s gotta be politically correct lol

    • @ReturnTheSlab932
      @ReturnTheSlab932 Před 5 lety +41

      1991: An Austrianian Bodybuilder in tight leather and shades, wielding a girthy, veinous cock and two globe sized balls
      2019: Some dumb bitch who looks just like the girl I have called 14 times but won't answer me, yeah i know she's at work, but she definitely has her phone on her! I'll be waiting in the parking lot to confront her about it and force a coworker to walk her to her car everyday from here on out.

    • @AdamAdam-mm8iq
      @AdamAdam-mm8iq Před 5 lety +3

      Lol ok

  • @joshuascreations7526
    @joshuascreations7526 Před 4 lety +493

    This is why skynet wanted to kill
    humanity.

  • @vinnie19971
    @vinnie19971 Před 3 lety +21

    I remember the behind the scenes for the terminator movies that show how much the series had fallen.
    Dark Fate: "This is CGI, that car isn't real, that is CGI."
    T2: "That is a real helicopter flying under the overpass."

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 Před 4 lety +390

    In 1991, the new terminator was liquid metal. Now the new terminator is just gender fluid.

  • @S3018146
    @S3018146 Před 4 lety +713

    Robert Patrick holds his title as the best antagonist in the terminator franchise. No one has captured the sense of menace that he gave to the role.

    • @morgott13
      @morgott13 Před 4 lety +34

      wow i literally just made a similar comment before reading this one. he was very menacing without having to be big or shitty looking

    • @michaelsheppard9499
      @michaelsheppard9499 Před 4 lety +111

      He really did pull it off, like Arnold's original t800 was badass but RPs 1000 was like .. whoa. I just watched the movie: he NEVER visibly breathes while he runs, and his running actually looks like he's clocking 40mph. He also never blinks unless he's "infiltrating" like when he spoke to John's foster parents

    • @morgott13
      @morgott13 Před 4 lety +49

      @@michaelsheppard9499 all excellent points, i didn't believe you about the breathing part but its amazing. he never breathes. i was wrong and couldn't be happier about it. thats what makes him more menacing and scary. its almost sublime

    • @JefErickson
      @JefErickson Před 4 lety +27

      @@michaelsheppard9499 Couldn't agree more with you about RP, except he did blink unfortunately :P In the hallway shoot-out, when RP and AS first meet? Right after he reloads and starts firing again, he blinks. But whatever, I mean, that scene to me, is still one of the most awesome action scenes EVER. When they first run into each other, such an: "ooooh it's on now" moment.

    • @petesandwich3246
      @petesandwich3246 Před 4 lety +25

      Also the T-1000 was objectively more advanced and capable then any other terminator. You just can't top it and it clearly shows. Having a medal skeleton surrounded by morphing liquid metal is completely pointless and offers ZERO benefits only limitations.

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 Před 4 lety +255

    Maybe I was wrong and should have rooted for Skynet years ago.

    • @dinotheruler1690
      @dinotheruler1690 Před 4 lety +10

      Skynet should have just killed off Connor in Terminator 3, or let it be stopped once and for all.

    • @SuperLloyd84
      @SuperLloyd84 Před 4 lety +5

      Skynet were the good guys all along.

  • @gordondavis6168
    @gordondavis6168 Před 4 lety +130

    I thought the movie was called “I kissed a Terminator and I liked it.”

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 Před 4 lety +1

      HA HA 😄

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 Před 4 lety +2

      i get the reference

    • @muscleman3478
      @muscleman3478 Před 4 lety +1

      You know mate, if I'm not mistaken it was that exact piece of shit song that ushered in this horrible sjw era we are now currently in.

    • @oddish4352
      @oddish4352 Před 4 lety +1

      Closer to the truth than you know...

    • @davidharrison7014
      @davidharrison7014 Před 4 lety +3

      It would've been if only Katy Perry were in it.

  • @Raez_XL
    @Raez_XL Před 4 lety +333

    SJW-1000 special abilities:
    1. Be offended

    • @lizzy2012ish
      @lizzy2012ish Před 3 lety

      Say your a bigot or transphobic

    • @Raez_XL
      @Raez_XL Před 3 lety +8

      @@lizzy2012ish Bite me.

    • @Oxnate
      @Oxnate Před 3 lety

      @@Raez_XL I think Nicole reid meant, "Say 'You're a bigot,' or say 'You're transphobic'."

    • @KC-bi9jw
      @KC-bi9jw Před 3 lety +3

      @@Oxnate Lol, he doesn't care! He can't even decipher between people helping him and sjw's! hahahahha what a turd!

    • @julian5675
      @julian5675 Před 3 lety +1

      That's funny considering all the right-wing whining and butthurt in this thread. You guys have become a parody of yourselves and you can't even see it, lol.

  • @OhHeyItsAlexx
    @OhHeyItsAlexx Před 5 lety +708

    Terminator 3 is gonna look like a masterpiece after this

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx Před 5 lety +45

      Double Helix 3 was pretty good tho

    • @tomr.1125
      @tomr.1125 Před 5 lety +13

      The Christian Bale one will look even better.

    • @marcdellorusso180
      @marcdellorusso180 Před 5 lety +29

      ​@@xyoungdipsetx Yeah, I'm with you. T3 was good enough, despite the unnecessary humour.

    • @void6661
      @void6661 Před 5 lety +33

      Compared to what came after, T3 is a great movie.

    • @TheWatchernator
      @TheWatchernator Před 5 lety +16

      why do people say things like this?
      A was shit, but B was more shit, so that turns A into gold.
      No, no it doesn't.
      And I thought T3 was a good action movie, but the story was a bit convoluted and the humor was very self-aware. But that's alright for a third movie I guess. Arnold was in that stage of his career.

  • @adolfgaming1761
    @adolfgaming1761 Před 4 lety +563

    Lesbian Terminator:
    I want to save humanity.
    Me:
    Well now i want Skynet win.

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador Před 4 lety +145

    I love the fact that you call it "androgynous thing" that way you cant be accused of assuming its gender

  • @TONYMUNANTHONY
    @TONYMUNANTHONY Před 4 lety +213

    "Androgynous thing" "generic teenage girl" lol

    • @gebaseer99
      @gebaseer99 Před 4 lety +27

      "Liquid apple genius"

    • @blumagi984
      @blumagi984 Před 4 lety +12

      I chuckled every time he says that.

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota Před 3 lety +4

      @Kryptoskillet It is said in a joking manner, and I assume the actress is acting as a some kind of terminator, so the character IS a thing.

    • @ernestomiloli8414
      @ernestomiloli8414 Před 3 lety +3

      And apple genius

    • @jondoe384
      @jondoe384 Před 3 lety +6

      @Kryptoskillet you're the target audience for these movies then, go away now

  • @SuperEpicdouche
    @SuperEpicdouche Před 4 lety +347

    I need your blouse, your slip on pumps and your hybrid motor vehicle.

  • @howlinwolf7728
    @howlinwolf7728 Před 5 lety +787

    The new Terminators are the Soy-2000 and the Bieber-800.

  • @Xenophon122088
    @Xenophon122088 Před 4 lety +19

    Way to point out that Sara Conner risked losing her humanity to achieve her goals. I think that part always confused me as a kid, and I enjoyed seeing that connection just now!!

  • @redwolfcorprevamped8266
    @redwolfcorprevamped8266 Před 4 lety +28

    "Creatively bankrupt Hollywood"
    Why pay money to movie theaters anymore!?

    • @jameswasil
      @jameswasil Před 4 lety +2

      I haven't for a long time. I torrent it when it comes out, and watch about 20 minutes. If I can make it past the first 10 minutes, I might pay to see it If I can watch at least 30-45 minutes, I go see it at the theater. Most movies don't make the cut. Thus far, only a few like Joker were worth it. I torrented it, but it was such a good movie that I decided to pay to go see it at the theater. This is how I only spend money on movies that are worth watching now, and how I make sure I never spend a dime on the movies that are trash like Dark Fate. Saved at least $150 this year alone :)

    • @outtaideas849
      @outtaideas849 Před 3 lety

      @@jameswasil Good for you, pirating to see if a movie is worth it before paying

    • @jameswasil
      @jameswasil Před 3 lety

      @@outtaideas849 It's more of a quality control measure. I can't really call it pirating since if the movie is good or watchable then it's still worth paying for and not pirated then just streamed in advance of payment. But if it isn't, then you're able to manage the refund for your time on having to watch it if it's not acceptable.
      If more people did this, it would ensure that they would want to release quality films again and not just push out sequels for fast money on the public. It's understandable that actors and film producers want to be paid, but when was the last time a restaurant got payment for serving rotten food to patrons or stores wanted payment for selling things they knew were broken to customers? Same principle. Most of these movies aren't edible. :)

    • @john-ic5pz
      @john-ic5pz Před 5 měsíci

      why? trauma bonds.
      it really is like a toxic relationship we stay in, convinced the dive bomb can be pulled out of. that the relationship can go back to the exciting and stimulating magic of "the good ol days".
      it's time we go back to playing Frisbee or Tag with our friends in the park. I mean self directed, self created, autonomous, spontaneous play instead of passively consuming entertainment made by other ppl.
      after all, the last time most adults were happy is when they were kids and spontaneous play with our friends was what was great about the best good ol days (childhood).
      ✌🏻 ❤️‍🩹

  • @primeobjective5469
    @primeobjective5469 Před 5 lety +138

    *John Connor: No, no! This can't be! We stopped WOKENESS DAY in the 90's.*
    *T-800: WOKENESS DAY is inevitable. You only postponed it.*

    • @Robhamilton197357
      @Robhamilton197357 Před 5 lety +6

      I just laughed my arse off at this!

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 Před 5 lety +3

      @@DLRX Damn, T800 was right about everything...

    • @Noctazar
      @Noctazar Před 5 lety +2

      LGBT-800 *

  • @rawandkhasrawjalal7135
    @rawandkhasrawjalal7135 Před 5 lety +471

    Soyberdyne develops Soynet, which in the future produces the ultimate Soyborg LGBT-1000 and sends it back to terminate every popular movie franchise in Hollywood.

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 Před 5 lety +24

      Soynerdyne🤣🤣🤣

    • @RobbySaiff
      @RobbySaiff Před 4 lety +20

      LGBT-1000 omg i loled hard hahahahah

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 Před 4 lety +8

      Soynerdyke

    • @hestheMaster
      @hestheMaster Před 4 lety +1

      LOL .😂🤣😂

    • @TANQ31
      @TANQ31 Před 4 lety +19

      Listen, and understand!! That Soyminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are cucked!!!!

  • @Gundamxking1997
    @Gundamxking1997 Před 4 lety +17

    Let’s not forget there killing off John Connor for the girl as a replacement

  • @UltimateOmegaRed
    @UltimateOmegaRed Před 4 lety +14

    He keeps calling him "Apple-Genius." Lol!

  • @kshah198534
    @kshah198534 Před 5 lety +857

    "Sort your posture out, would you!!!! LOL. 👍
    Terminator 2: liquid metal
    Terminator 6: gender fluid

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 Před 4 lety +152

    Arnold: Who's the girl
    Sarah Connor: This is John's father's brother's cousin's nephew's roomate's sister.

    • @markokerr6473
      @markokerr6473 Před 4 lety +9

      Arnold: So what does that make us?

    • @Keff170882
      @Keff170882 Před 4 lety +11

      @@markokerr6473 Absolutely nothing!

    • @seanadler918
      @seanadler918 Před 4 lety +4

      Col: "Corporal, get the the video cassette of Dark Fate the movie. "
      Col: "Prepare to fast forward!"
      Cpl: "Preparing to fast forward sir"
      Col: "Fast forward!"
      Cpl: "Fast forwarding sir!"
      Fans: "No no no go past this, past this part. In fact, never play that again"
      Col: "But that was the whole movie."
      Fans: "Exactly"
      May the Schwartz be with you. With us all during these troubling times.

    • @bronzesolomon4453
      @bronzesolomon4453 Před 4 lety

      Arnold: No Sarah I'm telling you I know her from somewhere. Wait a minute. That's not a girl. It's not even a cyborg. It's an sjw. Quick Sarah. RUNNN! GET TO DA CHOPPAAAH!

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 Před 4 lety +36

    "I need your clothes, your boots and your menstrual cycle"
    Mexican fate: hasta la vista franchise.

  • @LightLadd
    @LightLadd Před 4 lety +6

    1984: "12 gauge auto loader, the 45 long slide with laser sighting, phased plasma rifle in a 40 watt range, the Uzi 9 millimeter".
    2019: "I'll take a 6 pack of Ensure, a tube of Ben-Gay, a tube of Denture Cream, a 12 pack of prune juice, and a 24 pack of Attends adult diapers".

  • @ziggy5217
    @ziggy5217 Před 5 lety +186

    Guess Brie Larson was too busy to play as the emotionless cyborg. "Thank youuuuuu very much".

    • @JH-io8wx
      @JH-io8wx Před 5 lety +22

      Is it wrong that I think she might be good at the terminator role? Mainly because terminators are supposed to have an eerie lack of charisma and mismatched emotional responses.

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 Před 5 lety

      Allistaire Hackworth Brie Larson is the only person they could have cast here and not had the movie be shit.

    • @frogger2513
      @frogger2513 Před 5 lety +1

      OMG this comment rocks!!!

    • @lorddarthstar
      @lorddarthstar Před 5 lety

      Yeah where dose skynet fit in all this😗

    • @vikingfinn7250
      @vikingfinn7250 Před 5 lety +1

      Ha!

  • @jakejjacob4130
    @jakejjacob4130 Před 4 lety +380

    For those of us who lived through the 80s we thought movies could only get better and better.. Who knew 30 years later we watching the same films but 100 times worse, Hollywood you creative bankrupt mess you

    • @jakejjacob4130
      @jakejjacob4130 Před 4 lety +7

      Sorry i do not understand your millennium code symbol? Are you trying to communicate you are unable to string a sentence together? Its ok they are helplines for millenniums now, in no time they will have you walking and talking just like a regular person

    • @shaunhumphreys6714
      @shaunhumphreys6714 Před 4 lety +2

      i just watch marvel studios now. they've mastered how to make movies.id say the late 80s and all through 90s was the best time for movies the rest of the studios suck now suck,i watch tv instead. 1970s was awful. Then you had the so called golden age of american cinema from end of silent era in 1920s, to early 60s. with the bond films, i would extend that to the end of 60s. so we've had about 16 years of shit.

    • @robdcollector2808
      @robdcollector2808 Před 4 lety +8

      Jake JJacob ...well said. I grew up in the 80s and still watch Alien.. Aliens..Predator Terminator anytime of the year. They just cant make a good movie these days..they cant get it right.

    • @jakejjacob4130
      @jakejjacob4130 Před 4 lety +6

      Robd we are a dying breed, terminator, predator, ghostbusters, i especially miss the first die hard, lets just face it, mentally we jus hav to stay bac then, theres just no other way.

    • @robdcollector2808
      @robdcollector2808 Před 4 lety +4

      Jake JJacob ...the issue is studios believe its all about a great car chase..explosions and CGI effects that will entertain an audience...which it will but not to the point of saying (Damn this movie seems real) like in T1. Its all about a good story that buids up to to something great. T1 is just a movie that till this day feels real. I have yet to see movie in present day that was that good using practical effects...they just milking every franchise out there. Ghostbusters ill most likely see but wont be going in expecting it to be great

  • @unscrat2593
    @unscrat2593 Před 4 lety +13

    Sky net sent one terminator that can split into two is probably because of shipping costs. Lol

  • @xineohpinakc264
    @xineohpinakc264 Před 4 lety +11

    When I first saw the movie images I thought Androgynous thing was John Conner. I thought wow that is a long time to keep that haircut.

  • @xensan76
    @xensan76 Před 4 lety +212

    Man, Linda Hamilton looks like she's so over it. Movie's about as exciting as a trip to the dentist.

    • @DarthPerkins
      @DarthPerkins Před 4 lety +12

      I like the way she managed to fit her hairdresser's appointment into saving the World.

    • @AMan-ct1gu
      @AMan-ct1gu Před 3 lety +7

      Even going to the dentist is funner than this shit, because atleast the dentist gives you free candy

    • @Power5
      @Power5 Před 3 lety +1

      She wanted new curtains in her mansion so decided to phone in a cameo to pay for them. Arnie as well was looking to add onto his humidor.

    • @leonrobinson8180
      @leonrobinson8180 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Power5 Good for her. Loved her portrayal back in the day. Get that 💰 and ride off into the sunset

    • @s3.14dervision
      @s3.14dervision Před 10 měsíci

      Actually, it only took me a few weeks to finally make a dentist appointment. I still don't have the courage to see this movie.

  • @LordFred69
    @LordFred69 Před 5 lety +215

    hollywood is cementing its own non-importance these days.

    • @Matt-ei1id
      @Matt-ei1id Před 5 lety

      just like the games we've been getting. cod,bfv....

    • @pwnmeisterage
      @pwnmeisterage Před 5 lety +2

      Desperate narcissists never go down without first exposing their true capacities in the most humiliating and ugly ways.

  • @wendysbrian1
    @wendysbrian1 Před 4 lety +62

    "I was 7 years old and the Soviet Union was still a thing."
    Me: Wow, he's my age! :)

  • @willh3972
    @willh3972 Před 3 lety +4

    Big thumbs up for including the full line about tears in Terminator 2, it brilliantly capped the great action movie with something profound and concise.

  • @flioink
    @flioink Před 5 lety +122

    Hey, remember when Terminators were scary and would absolutely not stop until you're dead?
    Nowadays the newest Terminators seem to be programmed with at least 76 genders.

    • @BleedFromMyEarsBass
      @BleedFromMyEarsBass Před 5 lety +6

      They also have to stop a little bit on the way, before you are dead. You know, a latte, or peeing every couple hours

    • @MultiWalrus1
      @MultiWalrus1 Před 5 lety +2

      And must, at all times, be referred to as "they".

    • @MultiWalrus1
      @MultiWalrus1 Před 5 lety +3

      @@davidross5640 And actually pretty damn scary when you think about it. Method in the madness!! xD

  • @WishingItWereEasy
    @WishingItWereEasy Před 5 lety +423

    Can we just go back to the 80’s and 90’s?
    Those were good times.

    • @mr.rousseau.4655
      @mr.rousseau.4655 Před 5 lety +17

      I wish we could.

    • @alexrivera633
      @alexrivera633 Před 5 lety +23

      for movies yes the best

    • @bastiaanroos5557
      @bastiaanroos5557 Před 5 lety +4

      If you find a ‘time displacement machine’ let me know

    • @KidaMilo89
      @KidaMilo89 Před 5 lety +7

      Not all of it was good.

    • @Aeimos
      @Aeimos Před 5 lety +29

      rockstarcrossing
      At least we could make fun of gays and trans people.

  • @dimitrisbam1132
    @dimitrisbam1132 Před 4 lety +31

    just saw the movie...it's literally the worst movie I've seen in years right there on the top with SJW captain marvel

  • @leejohnson197733
    @leejohnson197733 Před 4 lety +16

    Another film to avoid, I'm saving lots of money and getting more fresh air, bonus

  • @rationalmuscle
    @rationalmuscle Před 5 lety +866

    Generic Teenage Girl is brown.
    That's her superpower.

    • @ryjinannon
      @ryjinannon Před 5 lety +67

      @@AlfredPaca She might get those points back if she uses non-standard pronouns.

    • @young321bookie
      @young321bookie Před 5 lety +42

      Will there be any nazis in this movie?

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 Před 5 lety +56

      @@young321bookie You mean hu-wite men? Of course. One of them will probably tell the MacGuffin to #smile resulting in the bi-borg crushing his balls.

    • @AddBowIfGirl
      @AddBowIfGirl Před 5 lety +9

      rationalmuscle You’re upset that the teenager isn’t more white?

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před 5 lety +11

      Never Simple bi-borg 😂😂😂

  • @dr.j.h.1070
    @dr.j.h.1070 Před 5 lety +537

    So the new Terminator is a non-binary machine. Mind blown 🤯

    • @ChucksSEADnDEAD
      @ChucksSEADnDEAD Před 5 lety +33

      Quantum computing made them non-binary xD

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 Před 5 lety +30

      @Ivan Jaros I'm pretty sure you don't have to be a programmer to know what binary or quantum computers are.

    • @darkdawnbringer
      @darkdawnbringer Před 5 lety +30

      @@denisl2760 Shhhhtttt let them think they are special... its all they have...
      XD

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Před 5 lety +10

      The other day I was having a discussion with a friend about A.I., and he said "machine intelligence would be inherently logical, because with a machine everything is binary, either on or off."
      Then I said "Quantum computing." He was like Apollo Creed against the ropes.

    • @Aeronaut1975
      @Aeronaut1975 Před 5 lety +5

      Ha ha, yep, the Irony is clearly lost on Hollywood...

  • @RJIS
    @RJIS Před rokem +2

    8:57 I realize a dynamic in Terminator 2 based on what you said:
    Sarah is losing her humanity, while the T-800 is gaining humanity through John. John is helping keep their humanity, like a leader. And with it, it helps reconnect the bond between him and his mother.
    Oh my god screw those sequels for never having John and Sarah in the same movie *** . I like T3 decently enough and Salvation is alright, and the other 2 I can enjoy watching, but the fact that none of them ever had those two in the same movie just shows how the filmmakers for those movies didn't understand the important roles and relationships. It especially shows in Salvation where John and Kate have basically nothing with each other.
    *** I know that Genisys has John and Sarah, but Sarah is played by Emilia Clarke in that (can't picture her as a mom since she looks like a college student, and her character acts like one), and John is turned into a stupid villain. And outside of the fakeout scene in the hospital, these 2 never truly connected.

  • @dominicabbs2439
    @dominicabbs2439 Před 4 lety +13

    I liked terminator 1,2 and 3 yes I did like T3 as well as the first 2 I liked the TX the first T1000 and of course the terminator itself after those 3 movies I stopped caring

    • @jameswasil
      @jameswasil Před 4 lety

      The last good Terminator was technically Sarah Connor Chronicles and maybe the one before Genisys. After the Sarah Connor Chronicles went belly up and they left the story nowhere with John Henry and Cameron, that was pretty much the end. Then we got crap like Jai Courtney and it was done.

  • @bigronnie9629
    @bigronnie9629 Před 5 lety +474

    The movie poster looks like an ad for a CW show

    • @Borgforce
      @Borgforce Před 5 lety +14

      Big Ronnie - more like a poster for the twilight series.

    • @Dangerous2099
      @Dangerous2099 Před 5 lety +28

      Jim Cameron coming back to ‘exec produce’ means nothing, they clearly have no idea how to bring this franchise back. Pop culture has moved on and this looks like a drab feminist cringefest.
      The way to bring this series back to relevance would be to produce a dark, nasty, ultra-violent, Horror Sci Fi in the vein of T1, that does not require Arnold to prop it up, but rather a film that stands on it’s own.
      Also PG-13 for a Terminator film is pathetic. There should be no comedy in a Terminator film, but look at Deadpool- there is a big audience for R rated action films.
      And also to wait about 10 years first, because after Salvaion and Genysis there is no appetite for this right now. This film will get average reviews and flop at the box office.

    • @kamakazed3747
      @kamakazed3747 Před 5 lety +7

      I literally just thought it was a new series till the trailer came out

    • @kevinthetruckdriver353
      @kevinthetruckdriver353 Před 5 lety +20

      @@Dangerous2099 - Didn't Cameron used up his T2 brownie points promoting Terminator: Genisys. Saying that movie was bringing back the franchise to its glory.
      Just saying.........

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx Před 5 lety +4

      Big Ronnie Lmao holy shit so true

  • @petrkarv
    @petrkarv Před 4 lety +254

    I wish we could go back in time when movies were worth watching.

    • @ealdie24
      @ealdie24 Před 4 lety +7

      .....or you can just download and watch them

    • @lastword8783
      @lastword8783 Před 4 lety +8

      Trust me there was a lot of cringey garbage back then too.

    • @mazengwe28
      @mazengwe28 Před 4 lety +14

      @@lastword8783 - jUst like in music, of course there was always bad entertainment, but the difference bewteeen then and now, is that
      1. Bad entertainment would get ridiculed, judged and made to improve, while now, standards are lowered and nobody is held accountable for their mediocre product.
      2. You didn't have to search or mput in as much effort to find good movies/music as there is now. There were a lot more good movies than crap, as opposed to now there is som much crap that it's become a chore to find anything with substance. And the companies/studio''s behind it are too big to fail, so they don't give a fuck, as long as it puts bread in their hands.
      If you trully don't believe movies are worse now, take the time to go through every year from 2019 backwards to lets say 1997. I bet you will realize how many more movies per year you enjoyed, compared to now, especially after 2016.

    • @mazengwe28
      @mazengwe28 Před 4 lety +9

      just because 2 movies were good doesn't make the year of 2019 a good year for movies. That is a horrible ratio

    • @m.bennell3518
      @m.bennell3518 Před 4 lety +3

      Whenever I encounter a Soy-Movie on TV I just flip it to DVD and watch something from 20 years ago.

  • @MouseDenton
    @MouseDenton Před 4 lety +6

    "... when the last good Terminator movie came out, I was seven years old and the Soviet Union was still a thing."
    Fuck, I never realized how lucky it was that they called it "Russia" in the film so Terminator 2 didn't catastrophically date itself.

  • @blueriverlore
    @blueriverlore Před 3 lety +4

    Dark Fate must be watched while listening to 'Dark Side of the Moon'

  • @fanimegames
    @fanimegames Před 5 lety +159

    Truly that guy doesn't give the Terminator vibe. And the special effects look more like a video game scene.

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před 5 lety +7

      Superlame Username You mean divorce.

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Před 5 lety +7

      Superlame Username No shit. There's a difference between marrying for marrriage and marrying with the sole intent of divorcing said person ans taking their shit. Which is what would happen to these men.

    • @fanimegames
      @fanimegames Před 5 lety

      @@superlameusername362 lol

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx Před 5 lety +7

      FANiME&GAMeS I agree he doesn’t look scary or robotic. Looks like a pus boy

    • @danilomarvel5657
      @danilomarvel5657 Před 5 lety +5

      the CGI industry is gettin worse and worse everyday... bring back practical efects... i cant stand this video game scenes anymore

  • @tmass7013
    @tmass7013 Před 4 lety +639

    That young girl will turn out to be John Conner switched to a female character. Jane Connor.. Mark my words.

    • @michealbay1290
      @michealbay1290 Před 4 lety +46

      Didi you JJ UST assume its gender? 😂

    • @pmf026
      @pmf026 Před 4 lety +4

      bhahahhahaa

    • @mang4260
      @mang4260 Před 4 lety +16

      You know what's funny (sad funny)? A female main protagonist remake by Hollywood 2019, when we had fantastic actress who already performed incredible performance long before... For the damned same movie!
      @T1&T2 are the entire saga
      Seriously... What's the next step? Rambo female remake? Forest Gump female remake? The Mask female remake?
      Beyond the "forced feminism remake" we see here, what's the point to say:
      "Oh yes, it will be badass, it will be with the spirit of the T2, it will be a direct continuation..."
      When it's 28 years later, when the main protagonist (John) is... unknown, when Sarah Connor become a cliché of herself (she tracks terminators now, really, after the perfect message we had at the end of T2 with a message of hope and plenitude? When the story about this girl the femen terminator must protect is basically a plagia of the story of T2, reverse gender?...
      Oh man... I'm so tired... Now, even the original movie is fucked with that, specially with the Cameron promo... What a shame. People who are happy for a return of Sarah & T-800... I don't see them in this trailer... Not even close. Sarah who chase terminators, like a hunter? Seriously? With John nowhere? When she literally made... Everything... To avoid terminators and protect John? What the fuck?

    • @Tickerchicken
      @Tickerchicken Před 4 lety +6

      I bet they wouldn't dare remake American psycho or fight club with female characters, women can't be hit and the bag guy in Hollywood

    • @xDreMack
      @xDreMack Před 4 lety +12

      @@mang4260 This will be the second terminator film to kill off John Conner the entire mythos for the terminator franchise is ruined. They should have just continued with the storyline from Salvation.

  • @Supernaut2000
    @Supernaut2000 Před 4 lety +6

    This movie should be in the $5 bin at Walmart this weekend. Will make a nice cold drink coaster.

  • @EricSchleyer
    @EricSchleyer Před 4 lety +4

    Lmao I kept calling the Rev 9 “the Apple genius” during and after the screening. Thanks a lot!

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard Před 4 lety +350

    “They” have ruined every single thing in entertainment from comics to movies that I used to love. You no longer get a story, you get a political mess with a 5th grade level lecture on society/SJW/Feminist BS.

    • @eddiesmith4067
      @eddiesmith4067 Před 4 lety +1

      Average Joe “EWWWWW GURL”

    • @julian5675
      @julian5675 Před 4 lety +2

      There's literally nothing in this trailer to indicate any of that aside from the mere presence of more than one woman on screen. If that's enough to set you right-wing snowflakes off, prepare to spend the rest of your lives being triggered.

    • @bjornefellhanded9708
      @bjornefellhanded9708 Před 4 lety +39

      @@julian5675 Don't be obtuse. Its so in your face it may as well be skin. Calling it like it is can't remotely be classified as 'triggered'. I'd actually say it was pointing out the nauseatingly obvious. Don't be that guy/girl/personal pronoun/attack helicopter

    • @julian5675
      @julian5675 Před 4 lety +1

      @@bjornefellhanded9708 You all keep saying that but haven't actually demonstrated what's so obviously "SJW" about this other than the presence of 3 female protagonists who aren't sexualized. That's literally all this trailer shows - the rest is just shit you're filling in from a list of tired alt-right cultural grievances. There's almost nothing they can't be projected onto, and that's the point.
      Also, "attack helicopter" again? You guys really do only have one joke.

    • @mississippirebel1409
      @mississippirebel1409 Před 4 lety +25

      Julian Stanelle - So i'm guessing you are gender fluid right or have you not decided which sex you want to be this week? Since I'm guessing you aren't very smart I'm also guessing you have never heard the old phrase "ignorance is bliss"? Well you and all your liberal snowflake friends are very ignorant. Also you do realize that calling someone that right wing a snowflake is pretty stupid because it isn't conservatives that are known for being little pussies that are always offended lol. How often do you see a bunch of conservatives protesting or rioting in the middle of the streets? Not very often because conservatives (right wingers) are the people that actually work for a living.

  • @Jimboola
    @Jimboola Před 5 lety +465

    Creativity is dead in Hollywood now. But hey... political comment will do... right? 🤔

    • @geraldeh7291
      @geraldeh7291 Před 5 lety +13

      The great recycle bin of Hollywood. Just take something that was made before and remake it with a little female empowerment and you've got a winner! I love Arnold, but jesus he depresses me when I see him looking so old. He takes his shirt off and his body looks like melting cheese. Hey it's Terminator A535.

    • @Jimboola
      @Jimboola Před 5 lety +3

      @Kel'Thuzad Are you a member of the British Labour Party by any chance? 🤔

    • @alexhh880
      @alexhh880 Před 5 lety +2

      Jimboola, could you provide an anti-semitic quote from a member of the Labour Party, please? I've been unable to find any in the media.

    • @xyoungdipsetx
      @xyoungdipsetx Před 5 lety +1

      Jimboola agree

    • @alexhh880
      @alexhh880 Před 5 lety

      Cheers for the link, I'm still hoping to read something said by an MP, though.

  • @randallcromer66
    @randallcromer66 Před 4 lety

    I totally agree with you, I am glad I found your channel and yes I did subscribe so please keep up the AWESOME work and I'll keep coming back for more and sharing your video's with as many people as I possibly can. 👍💯👍

  • @dinosaurwoman
    @dinosaurwoman Před 3 lety +1

    I just watched the film via streaming. You have covered every single bit about this film that I have a major problem with, and all you did was watch the trailer. And I love your analysis of the original two films and how none of that is not in the rest of the films.

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide Před 5 lety +114

    T2 is the last movie. Everything after was high budget fan fiction.

    • @STEELROUGHERSTOONS
      @STEELROUGHERSTOONS Před 5 lety

      The only last "film" accord the original plot is this
      czcams.com/video/u05TPQoKB2Y/video.html

    • @andrewlockett4569
      @andrewlockett4569 Před 5 lety

      This really highlights how good T1 and T2 were, despite the often annoying presence of Ed Furlong and an uncomfortably likeable Arnie in the sequel. At least the first two had copious elements of suspense, plot ( albeit weird ), jaw dropping action and well cast actors. Arnie, Linda, Michael Biehn and an awesome Robert Patrick as the menacing T1000. Special effects really reached a watershed moment with T2, which were consolidated soon after with Jurassic Park. Since then it's been all down hill for the Squerminator series. Now it's no longer about art, just money. James Cameron should be ashamed of himself, and Linda Hamilton's credibility, whatever was left of it, is now shot to pieces. Everyone knows it's going to be one turgid and colossal shite fest, so hopefully no one will turn up at the cinema and the studio will lose a fortune so we can put paid to this long dead franchise once and for all!!

    • @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909
      @ThabaniTBowseHadebe0909 Před 5 lety

      T2 is my favorite movie of all time

    • @gus4446
      @gus4446 Před 5 lety +1

      Apotheosis T-6 is made by the same creator from the original, so its oficial. Fanfic my ass

    • @antoniojcarrascoalvarez2526
      @antoniojcarrascoalvarez2526 Před 5 lety +3

      @@gus4446 No, it is not. James Cameron is one of the producers, but he isn't directing (Tim Miller directs T: Dark Fate). He has intervened in the story... together with other four guys, according IMDb; the screenplay has been written by other three different guys.

  • @escalatingbarbarism5096
    @escalatingbarbarism5096 Před 5 lety +63

    This could be a truly groundbreaking third failed attempt to start a separate trilogy within a single franchise.

    • @bdkj3e
      @bdkj3e Před 5 lety +2

      This is the most amazing comment, I was state of affairs.

  • @GudderGames
    @GudderGames Před 2 lety +3

    I've tried watching this movie twice now, and both times just fell asleep while watching it.

  • @bellissimo4520
    @bellissimo4520 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Dark Fate" is an apt description for the status and future of the Terminator franchise itself.

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 Před 4 lety +73

    They really should have ended with T2. Just be happy with TWO epic tales, One Director, one mega-star, and just good memories.

    • @flick2flick
      @flick2flick Před 4 lety +1

      I agree 100% I only love T1 and T2

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 Před 4 lety

      T2 was action packed from start to finish

    • @rjh6037
      @rjh6037 Před 4 lety

      Agreed, but $cha ching$

  • @bariantmanci2125
    @bariantmanci2125 Před 5 lety +189

    Would the last Terminator unplug Skynet, turn off the lights and lock the door behind them...please!

    • @Furykidxxx
      @Furykidxxx Před 5 lety +11

      Should've done it 3 terminators ago

    • @funguy8801
      @funguy8801 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Furykidxxx 4* (including this new one)

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Před 5 lety +5

      Apparently this one already did that, and replaced Skynet with something called Legion. I thought it couldn't get any worse than Genesis turning skynet into a killer smart phone app.

    • @funguy8801
      @funguy8801 Před 5 lety +2

      @@kyriss12 This new Terminator: Dark Fate, seems like it will make Terminator: Genisys look like a masterpiece, in comparison. They just get worse and worse with each iteration.

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 Před 5 lety +2

      @@funguy8801
      For all the hate 3 and 4 got, at least they didn't fuck with established canon, and tried to offer something original.

  • @Rurik_Luci
    @Rurik_Luci Před 2 lety +1

    5:45 when making T2 the whole idea was Arnold is the Panzer but Robert Patrick is a Porsche.
    They tried just using brute force but now it's time to think things out a little bit more.

  • @as7river
    @as7river Před 3 lety +6

    T2's final scene in the factory is easily one of the greatest scenes in the action genre, a staple and an example of how you deliver with the genre. All subsequent attempts to copy that portion of one of the greatest action movies in cinema history have been laughable. This movie has been the greatest insult to the franchise. I can't imagine what must be going on in the head of the person that gave the green light for this atrocious joke.

  • @jeromesears6586
    @jeromesears6586 Před 5 lety +108

    *From "I'll be back" to "Oh, my back!"*

    • @CDbiggen
      @CDbiggen Před 4 lety +1

      Underrated

    • @ReddishNeck
      @ReddishNeck Před 4 lety

      Jerome Sears Beautiful comment.

    • @Billy_Mandalay
      @Billy_Mandalay Před 4 lety +1

      After that drop kick he got from some random kid, I don't blame him.

    • @southafricanizationofsociety20
      @southafricanizationofsociety20 Před 4 lety

      Jerome Sears
      to “Put it in my back!”

    • @bigbadbod04
      @bigbadbod04 Před 4 lety

      Sounds like something Jim Bowen would say on Bullseye, for Bully's Prize Board 😂 Now there's a throw back!!

  • @CptKennyLoggins
    @CptKennyLoggins Před 4 lety +65

    Skynet can only send back one terminator at a time because it takes a lot on bandwidth. Skynet gets their internet capped and must wait until the start of a new billing cycle.

    • @ultimaetsolder
      @ultimaetsolder Před 4 lety +1

      Lololol

    • @knightveg
      @knightveg Před 4 lety +3

      This is what I don't understand with the film franchise compared to the books and the TV show
      Now forget the films
      There is a hint that Skynet was working with the Nazis , which would tie in , with true history how the Nazis were military more advanced anyone else at that time
      Now i think it was tv show Skynet was buying property globally from the 50s, also opening huge amount of bank accounts to make Skynet company rich

    • @waylongroves200
      @waylongroves200 Před 4 lety +3

      They must have At&t.

  • @RayfieldA
    @RayfieldA Před 4 lety +4

    What a Great and enjoyable video full of honesty! I love and agree with everything you said here. That's why I'm truly hoping that despite what we've seen about this film that it's somehow going to surprise the hell out of us! I doubt it but I'm still hoping.

  • @digilyfe
    @digilyfe Před 4 lety +3

    Fans asked for the Future War...this is what we got :-/

  • @hollywoodsucks3793
    @hollywoodsucks3793 Před 5 lety +299

    The terminator franchise has ironically become just like a machine; Hollow, robotic, & by the numbers

    • @w4yland3r27
      @w4yland3r27 Před 5 lety +6

      Damn.

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 Před 5 lety +1

      Just like hacky “Star Wars.”

    • @frankhumbug
      @frankhumbug Před 5 lety +3

      Hollywood Sucks, unfortunately it's all about the numbers ($$$$$£££££€€€€€)

    • @NinjaKurosai
      @NinjaKurosai Před 5 lety +1

      Ever since the original writer and director left it's been shit, clearly just a cash grab to take advantage of the house that Cameron built

    • @KBoon
      @KBoon Před 4 lety

      Even the T-800 endoskeleton has more personality than the Apple Genius

  • @peterpetrov5831
    @peterpetrov5831 Před 4 lety +492

    Yeah. I'm not watching that. Even for free.

    • @Sporkmaker5150
      @Sporkmaker5150 Před 4 lety +5

      I'll watch it for free some day when it's convenient, but I draw the line at paying for it.

    • @TonyBraun
      @TonyBraun Před 4 lety +5

      Me neither....I'm just here for the laughs.

    • @fr4gl3
      @fr4gl3 Před 4 lety +5

      You took the words out of my mouth.

    • @odonnchadha1978
      @odonnchadha1978 Před 4 lety +5

      @Me, a black racist im gonna pirate it, burn it to disc, then shit on it

    • @Ryrynz2000
      @Ryrynz2000 Před 4 lety +1

      Give yourself something to dislike.

  • @nicomeier8098
    @nicomeier8098 Před 4 lety +13

    "Turd du jour". LMAO

  • @IROC400
    @IROC400 Před 5 lety +288

    Tell as about your idea for the protagonist/hero?
    It's a woman!
    What's her story, what is her mission?
    She's a woman!
    Who do I make the check out to?

    • @jasonph2522
      @jasonph2522 Před 5 lety +8

      Looking forward to the pitch meeting for this bomb- I think I just read a small preview.

    • @dobiem1
      @dobiem1 Před 5 lety +18

      Sorry Chris, but the producer was not allowed to assume the protagonist's gender.
      Start again - SJW Police

    • @Blondie472
      @Blondie472 Před 5 lety +12

      Her mission is to terminate
      The straight white male..

    • @BleedFromMyEarsBass
      @BleedFromMyEarsBass Před 5 lety +4

      Well sir/lady, Skynet decides to send to the past their newest invention: it is humanoid looking, but with severe lordosis. No breasts to stand in the way of the action, and no muscles to remind us of the patriarchy. Basically a plank. But what a glorious plank!

    • @zfreaks5601
      @zfreaks5601 Před 5 lety +2

      Chris Dalton
      And i present you your new vice principal strong woman

  • @insrtcowjoke
    @insrtcowjoke Před 5 lety +166

    The constant infusion of identity politics confuses me, personally.
    I thought we, as a society, had gotten past that. To where we understood that what matters is _who_ you are, not _what_ you are.
    And yet, here we are. Promoting the what instead of the who. I just don't really understand how we've managed to not only go backwards like this, but that so many people are convinced that it's a step forward, instead.

    • @MrUnderdog-vn3zf
      @MrUnderdog-vn3zf Před 5 lety +2

      Very true my friend and well spoken.
      😊👍

    • @ComicGladiator
      @ComicGladiator Před 5 lety +13

      Stop listening to what they say, and just look at how they act and what they do. Confusion gone.

    • @markstrong1328
      @markstrong1328 Před 5 lety +8

      yea just shows that as society and politics get more complex causing more division among people it certainly seems hollywood doesnt really care bout entertainment anymore. we dealt with racial issues in the 20th century but they werent forcibly shoved into the movies we enjoyed. movies back then were just entertainment you can enjoy. nowadays it seems that mediocrity, revisited ideas, overdone CGI, poorly written characters, or characters we had and seen before that were characters based on who they were not what race or sex they were. doesnt seem like hollywood has a clue on what audiences really want. but rather what they want us to have instead. if anything saying a strong female character is strong simply cause of her sex is not only insulting but rather making women look bad by saying youre special cause of your sex and nothing more. same with men. its pretty much racism. i just dont get how thats a good representation of someone to look up to at all or like. seems hollywood is doing no different than the hip hop industry. you base your creative work off of the quantity of sales rather than quality of the work you presenting. that sad its devolving this low. guess the joke is on them.

    • @insrtcowjoke
      @insrtcowjoke Před 5 lety +9

      I'm glad I'm not the only one shaking their head at this stuff. Thanks, folks. It's heartening to know others are with me on this.

    • @HanzoPikeno
      @HanzoPikeno Před 5 lety +8

      It's almost like Hollywood is run by a particular group of people intent on subverting Western culture and values.
      Nah, couldn't be.

  • @MangUcokProductions
    @MangUcokProductions Před 10 měsíci +2

    Little mexican girl in the future: Robots are bad.
    The rest of the human kind: you are the boss now! We follow you.

    • @PredaconKing-cn2xx
      @PredaconKing-cn2xx Před 10 měsíci

      *Yeah! lol. Terminator Dark Fate is/was so obvious in its purpose that even the blind saw it. It was basically a woke, binary fiesta with a hefty side of feminist propaganda in total. Metaphorically speaking, the men where either evil, formerly evil, or just down right useless...and all the women were born leaders, lol.*
      *The director just said....flip John Connor, and had him executed right off by the same version/series of Terminator who ironically enough saved him in Judgement Day.*

  • @ozzieboy007
    @ozzieboy007 Před 4 lety +4

    That is the funniest review. Thanks so much for a great laugh, you had my wife and I in stitches. BTW, we agree with you...

  • @jeanpaulducker5733
    @jeanpaulducker5733 Před 4 lety +130

    today's movies are .....
    attempts of yesteryear without the magic

    • @TheHamsterMaster
      @TheHamsterMaster Před 4 lety +7

      with a dose of identity politics and politically correct themes

    • @muscleman3478
      @muscleman3478 Před 4 lety +4

      @@TheHamsterMaster one bloody big dose if you ask me!
      the whole film industry has now become propaganda

  • @antoniowakardo7280
    @antoniowakardo7280 Před 4 lety +541

    T-1000 - Tell me do you bleed
    SJW-1000 - Every month!

    • @bigmek2903
      @bigmek2903 Před 4 lety

      This stolen joke doesn't work with terminator, my dude.

    • @antoniowakardo7280
      @antoniowakardo7280 Před 4 lety +2

      @@bigmek2903 lool I came up with that all by myself. All by myself don't want to be all by myself... Anymore tum tum tum!

    • @vettesweetnos
      @vettesweetnos Před 4 lety +24

      Cyberdyke Systems model LGBT-1000. I need your clothes, your boots, and your menstrual cycle.

    • @Tobbelitto622
      @Tobbelitto622 Před 4 lety

      T-1000 You will

    • @zanzibar6508
      @zanzibar6508 Před 4 lety

      Hahahahaha

  • @Broadlight
    @Broadlight Před 4 lety +1

    I watched the 3 Musketeers (1993) with my Wife today. She had never seen it. It was thoroughly entertaining, and a good well written classic. This is what its come to, We have to go backwards to be entertained like the good ol days.

  • @shelydon78
    @shelydon78 Před 4 lety

    Great job man. I totally loved this

  • @lastdimestudios
    @lastdimestudios Před 5 lety +276

    If there was any buzz for this movie it’s officially been terminated!

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 Před 5 lety +9

      The thing not needed in any terminator movie, a Matrix fight. The action and stunts always felt grounded in reality. That slow mo cgi camera movment BS destroys all immersion.

    • @BleedFromMyEarsBass
      @BleedFromMyEarsBass Před 5 lety +7

      Lyckily Hollyweird has been self-terminating for years. So maybe after its demise we will finally see a rebirth of true cinema

    • @yugen
      @yugen Před 5 lety +2

      @@Novasky2007 Ah don't worry man, Tim Miller said that he likes his action films to be "grounded". /s

    • @radrno7
      @radrno7 Před 5 lety +1

      @@yugen
      I'm REALLY curious to know what the fuck is inside Tim Miller's head to be responsible for this atrocity AND the Sonic movie.
      So much for the guy that did a terrific job with Deadpool (2016)...

    • @yugen
      @yugen Před 5 lety

      @@radrno7 I also want to know what's in Jim Cameron's head to produce this garbage. I can take a wild guess: money.

  • @scobra5941
    @scobra5941 Před 5 lety +71

    The Pensionator: "Ow my back!"

  • @zonzore
    @zonzore Před 4 lety +1

    Man I love this guy's videos

  • @bubblecheese2506
    @bubblecheese2506 Před 3 lety +2

    Yeah.. I love this Terminator episode. The Terminator grows up and has a family of his own!

  • @BlaBla-jj6sh
    @BlaBla-jj6sh Před 5 lety +103

    "The situation's looking bad for our gender dynamic duo"
    - I bet that line was literally in the screenplay.

    • @CJ_YT.
      @CJ_YT. Před 4 lety +2

      Sounds like some shit that could be on the dvd cover

  • @toanaboogegefrancis7221
    @toanaboogegefrancis7221 Před 4 lety +465

    Generic teenage girl and androgynous thing, that should be the title of the movie.

    • @audience2
      @audience2 Před 4 lety

      Isn't teenage girl a character name in another film franchise

    • @alexanderjurjens
      @alexanderjurjens Před 4 lety +2

      With subtitle: Rise of the Apple Geniuses

    • @mike197714
      @mike197714 Před 4 lety

      Toanaboogege Francis 😂😂😂. I'm ROTFL.

    • @mike197714
      @mike197714 Před 4 lety

      Jack lol.

    • @mike197714
      @mike197714 Před 4 lety

      Jack lol. Haha. Yeah!!. And then a van Helsing person shows up and uses a blessed cross. And stakes the vampire lover.

  • @fredlandry6170
    @fredlandry6170 Před 4 lety +8

    I agree with everything this guy said he was right on target.

  • @mademyday100
    @mademyday100 Před 3 lety

    The in universe explaination for the discontinued use of the T-1000 line of terminators is that skynet made them with semi/psuedo/actual free will.
    Different T-1000s across the line were either beginning to sympathise with the resistance or outright joining them.
    Skynet discontinued the line.