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  • @degrassi420
    @degrassi420 Před rokem +6027

    i love how the episode comes to a complete standstill when brennan just has to name any famous person

    • @maddie9602
      @maddie9602 Před rokem +336

      Brennan Lee Mulligan: knows _so much_ about birds
      Also Brennan Lee Mulligan: struggles to name _five_ famous people

    • @sketchyAnalogies
      @sketchyAnalogies Před rokem +88

      ​@@maddie9602 literally me. I could not relate more

    • @missingbobsburgers
      @missingbobsburgers Před rokem +81

      the desperation in his voice begging for birds😂

    • @HargonTV
      @HargonTV Před rokem +63

      Serious "name any woman" vibes

    • @jamiesadf5829
      @jamiesadf5829 Před rokem +25

      @@maddie9602 Also Brennan Lee Mulligan: "I don't like birds, I'm not a bird guy"

  • @rdear
    @rdear Před rokem +5734

    “Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!” Is my new favorite Sam quote!

    • @diarya5573
      @diarya5573 Před rokem +126

      The absolute audacity to say that after roseate spoonbills tho

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +5

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    • @GregoryFlynn
      @GregoryFlynn Před rokem +3

      Came here to say the same!

    • @JosephWithaG
      @JosephWithaG Před rokem +32

      "PLEEEASE!"

    • @cerberus144
      @cerberus144 Před rokem +2

      @@diarya5573 Was this filmed before or after that, lol?

  • @RDreamer
    @RDreamer Před rokem +5782

    I love the way Sam's wife cackled like she knew for certain he was doing a bit, as if the idea he would love anyone but her was too laughable to entertain for a moment.

    • @Martykun36
      @Martykun36 Před rokem +364

      she could also hear the entire room laughing too most likely

    • @matthewdykeman8149
      @matthewdykeman8149 Před rokem +370

      I mean she's also a comedian, so she's probably used to this by now.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +10

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    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl Před rokem +49

      ​@@matthewdykeman8149 is she? I didn't know that. I'm going to look her up now

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl Před rokem +38

      That was adorable and also hilarious 😂

  • @PragmaticProsecutor
    @PragmaticProsecutor Před rokem +4237

    Sam: Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!
    Brennan (scream of pure desperation): PLEAASE

    • @eddieantonio
      @eddieantonio Před rokem +38

      This makes the Game Changer minigame in “As a Cucumber” even better

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +5

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    • @Imthefake
      @Imthefake Před rokem +25

      we just want the rosate spoonbill

    • @eliasmg9144
      @eliasmg9144 Před rokem +7

      Name three species of roseate spoonbills

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 Před 11 měsíci +12

      "But if you're hated why would become famous!?"
      Brennan showing how little he understands how celebrities work, lol

  • @Morhek
    @Morhek Před rokem +2491

    I love Brennan's "but if you're hated why would you become famous?" It's so sweet. And wrong.

  • @nathan2134
    @nathan2134 Před rokem +2850

    it's actually so cute that sam calls his wife and she answers with "lover?"

  • @esleynopemos3470
    @esleynopemos3470 Před rokem +2804

    The writers at CH are seeing how close they can get to *actually* ruining each other's lives with the challenges on this show...

    • @kaukospots
      @kaukospots Před rokem +37

      @@danceswithdirt7197 it said it was him at the start of the teleprompter script

    • @JackVermicelli
      @JackVermicelli Před rokem +27

      The thing is, the cat only has to read the prompter. They can read "I'm now going to [do X]," but then just stand there; it's not in the rules that they actually have to do the thing.

    • @Sicod79
      @Sicod79 Před rokem +30

      @@JackVermicelli Well cats are not renowned for their ability to follow rules.

    • @blackmusik109
      @blackmusik109 Před rokem +7

      If only they could do a crossover with impractical jokers🤔

    • @PumpkinsAmongUs
      @PumpkinsAmongUs Před rokem

      You should watch their series Total Forgiveness on Dropout...you haven't seen nothing yet

  • @shane3127
    @shane3127 Před rokem +2007

    Can't believe Alfred faked a marriage, called an old room-mate about it, and still won.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +9

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    • @IagoBoom
      @IagoBoom Před rokem +150

      Tasks like these tend to work in the favor of the person performing them. The rest of the contestants are the ones losing points, laughing at them while they struggle to get through the bizarre direction. It's easier to maintain your composure when you're problem-solving than when you're watching a friend suffer.

    • @shane3127
      @shane3127 Před rokem +118

      ​@@IagoBoom unless the person doing the tasks is Amy.

    • @IagoBoom
      @IagoBoom Před rokem +9

      @@shane3127 You speak the truth right there. Lol

  • @ftheestablishment
    @ftheestablishment Před rokem +1953

    brennan throwing out all his celebrity knowledge for bird facts is the energy I want to take with me into 2023

    • @notbot2648
      @notbot2648 Před rokem +27

      So that Game Changer episode really got under his skin lol

    • @Kyle-hn9vt
      @Kyle-hn9vt Před rokem +15

      The Smothers Brothers are a fantastic comedy duo from the (50s,60s). Actually worth checking out.

    • @aqueelkadri8371
      @aqueelkadri8371 Před rokem +21

      @@notbot2648 The game changer bit was done to get under his skin because he is passionate about birds and not the other way round 😂

    • @North_West1
      @North_West1 Před rokem +8

      Well he didn’t know what a roasette spoonbill or fireback was…just saying

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +1

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  • @melodyevans8156
    @melodyevans8156 Před rokem +768

    you can see Brennan's soul leaving his body from secondhand embarassment during the phone call and him clinging on to it with all his might and trying to wrestle it back inside for a good 30 seconds afterwards

    • @starfish814
      @starfish814 Před rokem +17

      Yeees I was dying with pain I hated that part!!!

  • @EOCB
    @EOCB Před rokem +681

    The fact that Sam got so panicked at the prospect of having to do a song parody that he TOTALLY blanked out on the instructions of the first ad lib is so funny

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 Před rokem +533

    Grant O'Brien has become a truly malevolent force of nature.

    • @safala
      @safala Před rokem +24

      He's getting his revenge, probably.

    • @kyleyuen245
      @kyleyuen245 Před rokem +29

      @@safala No amount of roasting can get revenge for all those true facts

    • @safala
      @safala Před rokem +5

      @@kyleyuen245 True, but he can try.

    • @kyleyuen245
      @kyleyuen245 Před rokem +5

      @@safala and try he might

    • @Dr_Sunshine222
      @Dr_Sunshine222 Před rokem +6

      @@safalathat episode was BRUTAL 😭😭

  • @media_crone
    @media_crone Před rokem +598

    "this is the diamond *holds up a shoe*" kills me every time

  • @EMNstar
    @EMNstar Před rokem +614

    12:35 I want to believe that Sam's wife answers the phone with "Lover?" to all incoming calls regardless of who is calling her

  • @joelandrewgibson4820
    @joelandrewgibson4820 Před rokem +380

    There was something so wholesome about Sam and his wife's relationship that she just casually laughed at his nonsense words.

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle Před rokem +18

      She didn't even doubt that he was being forced to do that for a second.

  • @weareinantartica
    @weareinantartica Před rokem +247

    Brennen is like Sherlock Holmes but instead of being a flat-earther he somehow miraculously lives without knowledge of celebrities

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Před rokem +615

    This was the first time in ages that it was actually a close race! Usually there's one person who just loses it and everyone else can just relax. They got *eight* laughs out of Brennan!

  • @joehobuss6273
    @joehobuss6273 Před rokem +360

    i love the thought that the cast has to warn people when they go on shows like this, just "heyyyyyy, i might call you and say nonsense things i gotta shoot today."

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii Před rokem +146

    Brennan "I'll name five birds except for the Roseate Spoonbill and Greater Sage Grouse" Lee Mulligan

    • @davistinder10
      @davistinder10 Před měsícem +2

      Don’t forget the Siamese fire back

  • @martian712
    @martian712 Před rokem +410

    As a Cincinnati native, he nailed all of those kings island roller coasters. That line screams "Grant". Ohio and roller coasters in one line?

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem +4

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    • @LernestW
      @LernestW Před rokem +9

      Surprisingly didn't mention Cedar Point.

    • @danreviewstheworld
      @danreviewstheworld Před rokem +1

      I was shocked that he nailed them all

    • @PaulFisher
      @PaulFisher Před rokem +10

      It is really confusing at Kings Island how most of the rides have “zip” in them.

    • @KanLuxiang
      @KanLuxiang Před rokem +13

      I was hoping that he at least knew one. It would've been really funny if he dropped the Beast as his last one after 4 zippers.

  • @bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484

    It’s insane that “nobody wants your birds, Brennan” was trending on TikTok months ago while this video dropped last week. Shows what a sleeper hit Dropout is.

  • @elisabethtenbrinkkelley8044

    Brennan's expression when Alfred starts telling his roommate he's getting married is something I felt in my soul.

  • @BBrawler101
    @BBrawler101 Před rokem +249

    Alfred is braver than any US Marine for doing that oh my god I would’ve died.

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 Před rokem +18

      I don’t think Marines hold a trademark on bravery

    • @tsvetomirsheev3882
      @tsvetomirsheev3882 Před rokem +1

      ​@@stevendemayo3631 👏

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před rokem +14

      My tummy hurt today and I was braver than any marine will ever be for tolerating it.

  • @Palozon
    @Palozon Před rokem +182

    Good job on the writers to get Brennan to break so quickly

  • @RabblesTheBinx
    @RabblesTheBinx Před rokem +260

    As someone who actually regularly _does_ do "One Week" at karaoke, and usually without my glasses because I know all the words, that bit was both painful with how often Sam lost his place, and impressive with how much he did remember while throwing in Coldplay references.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Před rokem

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    • @Ingestedbanjo
      @Ingestedbanjo Před rokem +16

      I know the words to One Week too, although I can only recite it when it's to the tune of Stand By Me or Smooth Criminal, as I've never heard the original song.

    • @jeffallen55
      @jeffallen55 Před rokem +2

      I've been practicing One Week for a while. Need to figure out what I'm going to mix into it for thar extra flavor.
      My last project was I've Been Everywhere, but halfway through each verse I'd switch to a different song with a lyrical list. (E.g. We Didn't Start the Fire, Play With Me, The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, and It's the End of the World As We Know It)

    • @DroseraNara
      @DroseraNara Před měsícem

      As someone who runs karaoke and has regulars who do One Week, that moment where they cut back to sam after the fair use bit and he just goes off is insane to me

  • @TheJoePilato
    @TheJoePilato Před rokem +87

    That's funny, cause I can think of three birds that Brennan can't name...

    • @Talenel
      @Talenel Před rokem +22

      You can name three birds that he couldn't name. He's probably been staring at posters of those three every day since, committing every detail to memory. He won't be caught unaware again.

  • @Peekeon05
    @Peekeon05 Před rokem +70

    Hilarious irony that they joke about Woody Harrelson being uncancleable RIGHT before he did an antivax monologue on live tv

  • @semaforogms.1998
    @semaforogms.1998 Před rokem +285

    That brennan laugh at 0:23 got me so bad

  • @marcus4118
    @marcus4118 Před rokem +27

    Brennan can improvise a 5 minute monologue about the most random subject, but when he has to name any celebrity his brain just shuts down

  • @cal6137
    @cal6137 Před rokem +145

    jesse eisenberg was in the social network with andrew garfield, so the spider man crossover in his other movies technically exists. they were meant to be together in every universe

  • @kjsdpgijn
    @kjsdpgijn Před rokem +84

    Brennan, one of the best storytellers and most knowledgeable people I've ever seen, can't name 5 celebrities without having to resort to The Smothers Brothers and Orson Wells lmao
    What 😂

  • @SaphG1
    @SaphG1 Před rokem +88

    Sam's wife''s laugh at the end just killed me for some reason🤣. She might be my new favorite College Humor Cast member.

  • @GypsyScot1
    @GypsyScot1 Před rokem +21

    Brennan: Ha! Grant is such a dork and acts like an old-timey person.
    Also Brennan, when asked to name a celebrity: The Smothers Brothers!

  • @cyranojohnson8771
    @cyranojohnson8771 Před rokem +51

    Brennan's first celebrity name being the Smother Brothers slew me.

  • @Cap193.
    @Cap193. Před rokem +59

    Never expected brennan to laugh first especially not right at the start lmao

  • @davidb.brandon2552
    @davidb.brandon2552 Před rokem +62

    I can't believe how many times Brennan broke. He's normally pretty stalwart

  • @NewLegacy93
    @NewLegacy93 Před rokem +48

    Alfred’s phone call actually made me burst out laughing

  • @markschockdesertpineshs8897
    @markschockdesertpineshs8897 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Sam's genuine display of being mortified during the proposal is hilarious.

  • @roberthalperin114
    @roberthalperin114 Před rokem +41

    Alfred was amazing. A masterclass in solo improving without breaking character

  • @stonesec
    @stonesec Před rokem +71

    years later, sam would turn the brief bird segment back on brennan

  • @lancespivey6621
    @lancespivey6621 Před rokem +44

    I was NOT expecting a rapping Sam Reich today

  • @XanBcoo
    @XanBcoo Před rokem +19

    Brennan's lungs rapidly deflating will never not make me laugh

  • @user-py3kp9yl8l
    @user-py3kp9yl8l Před rokem +30

    Brennan breaking at the start. Great. Love it.

  • @NonalignedVideos
    @NonalignedVideos Před rokem +14

    Sam's wife knows improv and Sam had to be sure she'd go with the bit.

  • @comedyboom388
    @comedyboom388 Před rokem +5

    Brennan gives off the vibe of someone who knows everything, so it's fascinating to see his gaps in knowledge. This one surprised me.

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail Před rokem +36

    It was probably more of a twist than that tornado that killed seven people by repeatedly banging them together for an entire hour how Long, Silver John's silver tongue ultimately prompted Beverly to marry him more than him taking Beverly to ride all of those rollercoasters.

  • @sifujacob1259
    @sifujacob1259 Před rokem +22

    What’s crazy is Brennan knows a shocking amount about nerd and weeb topics, but when it comes to naming celebrities, he is almost blank lol

  • @KngMaxwell
    @KngMaxwell Před 9 měsíci +3

    1:39 that cry for help from brennan was priceless

  • @helloofthebeach
    @helloofthebeach Před rokem +6

    As an experiment, I got out my phone, scrolled to a random place in my contacts, and said "oh god, I'm so glad I didn't have to do that"

    • @captmashpea
      @captmashpea Před rokem +2

      Totally just did that and you're so right!!!

  • @Normaltype_
    @Normaltype_ Před rokem +10

    If it weren't for Brennan and Sam referencing the recent bird thing, I'd have guessed this was from years ago. Brennan looks like he's fresh out of high school!

  • @ADHDad
    @ADHDad Před rokem +13

    Master improvisational story teller and pop culture savant, Brennan Lee Mulligan ladies and gentlemen.

  • @JelenedraKTulsa
    @JelenedraKTulsa Před rokem +9

    Why do I get the feeling that whenever Grant writes an episode they have a meeting about what people CAN'T make the actors do?

  • @10-OSwords
    @10-OSwords Před 2 měsíci +2

    "I'll name 100 birds!" 😆🐦

  • @joywolf83
    @joywolf83 Před rokem +12

    I don't think I've ever seen Breanan loose it so much

  • @Qaos
    @Qaos Před rokem +6

    brennan's desperation to talk about birds is incredible

  • @mitchellthurman
    @mitchellthurman Před rokem +9

    julie taymor also directed the lion king on broadway. she left turn off the dark (the spider-man musical) because of artistic differences with Bono and the facts that tons of people were getting hurt on stage.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před 3 měsíci +2

    1:40 Brennan's pig-like *_PLEEEEEEAAAAAASE!_* killed me!

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson Před 3 měsíci +1

    Whoever wrote this one is a genius! They got some legendary players to just break down multiple times!
    I love how Sam's wife obviously immediately understands this is some improv game.
    Don't worry Sam. I'm right there with you. I *love* Coldplay, and One Week is one of my all-time favorite songs!

  • @foreverallama
    @foreverallama Před rokem +8

    Kudos to Grant. This one unleashed my inner Amy

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube Před rokem +11

    The Smothers Brothers are widely beloved. Especially by the left... the elderly left.

  • @Leron...
    @Leron... Před rokem +5

    Forget the "Ring of Burning Fire", this epsode is the number one rollercoaster...

  • @TheDSasterX
    @TheDSasterX Před rokem +13

    One of the most balanced episodes yet!

  • @stephenbarringer235
    @stephenbarringer235 Před rokem +51

    Is it just me, or are Breaking News episodes rapidly turning into Who-Can-Put-The-Rest-Of-The-College-Humor-Crew-Most-On-The-Spot-With-A-Ridiculously-Difficult-Improv-Demand competitions? 😁 Not that it's not funny, but I do miss some of the nuttiness of the older episodes where the challenge was simply to get a sentence out without corpsing.

  • @Joe-yf1ff
    @Joe-yf1ff Před rokem +5

    Top 5 episode, never seen Brennan and Sam break this much

  • @9t9redballoons
    @9t9redballoons Před rokem +11

    I was literally screaming laughing. Nice job Grant Anthony O'Brien!

  • @tomober2889
    @tomober2889 Před rokem +4

    I’m so sad Alfred didn’t lose and have to call his friend back!!

  • @Dr_Sunshine222
    @Dr_Sunshine222 Před rokem +3

    “nobody wants your birds Brennan!”
    “ *PLEASE* “
    favorite conversation ever

  • @leonardoferrato6842
    @leonardoferrato6842 Před rokem +14

    need more of Sam & Brennan

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays

    This went off the rails so quickly. I love it.

  • @ramit11
    @ramit11 Před rokem +8

    If their is a universe where the Beverly proposal is true, then this is the best series ever

  • @ftabah
    @ftabah Před rokem +5

    I love that Elaine just laughs

  • @gagejoseph91
    @gagejoseph91 Před rokem +24

    Oh man, what I would have done to be the newscaster who had to do that card trick. Because I seriously do know an incredibly, INCREDIBLY long and time-wasting card trick with a fully legitimate and long backstory about how I learned it at church after stealing full nipples' worth of grape juice from the old lady in the kitchen. This 12-minute episode would have been 30 goddamn minutes.

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko Před rokem +12

    im amazed that people actually have people on their contacts list who answer phone calls

  • @spectacularglasses4418
    @spectacularglasses4418 Před rokem +4

    Brennan and Sam videos are the best!

  • @CungleArt
    @CungleArt Před rokem +2

    As someone who lives around Kings Island I am deeply upset and calling my lawyers

  • @philmaggiacomo
    @philmaggiacomo Před rokem +2

    Was expecting/hoping one of the roller coasters would be called The Smothers Brothers.

  • @joseaguilar3323
    @joseaguilar3323 Před rokem +1

    This video made me want to rewatch the old One Week Parody Streeter made 10 years ago. So good synergy here.

  • @GhoulishGrinMedia
    @GhoulishGrinMedia Před rokem +3

    “THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS?!?!” 😂

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 Před rokem +2

    The best part is that Brennan's scream actually sounds like a seagull.

  • @huh2597
    @huh2597 Před rokem

    make more of these. the only thing i want to watch on dropout

  • @TheChubbyDavid
    @TheChubbyDavid Před rokem

    Great episode

  • @unknownalias56
    @unknownalias56 Před rokem +2

    Some absolutely golden moments from these folks

  • @Sonichero151
    @Sonichero151 Před rokem +2

    "Nobody wants your birds, Brennan" has a strange aura around it that I cannot get enough of

  • @smiffy666uk
    @smiffy666uk Před 2 měsíci

    Sam's little aaww after Alfred says I love you was so sweet 😀

  • @FirestarRoxMySox
    @FirestarRoxMySox Před rokem +2

    why am i not surprised how much of One Week Sam could riff off of? I was so into that song around the time collegehumor was getting popular lmao

  • @einargs
    @einargs Před rokem

    The eyebrows when she said kid rock were amazing.

  • @sharriux4379
    @sharriux4379 Před rokem

    1:28 it's the no one wants your birds bit!!!!! I've been looking everywhere for this

  • @TheSkewedReality
    @TheSkewedReality Před 9 měsíci

    the very PURE "PLEEEEEASE!" from Brennan was magical.

  • @kuldana413
    @kuldana413 Před rokem +1

    Damn, he spit that fucking fire! ^w^

  • @hoverton
    @hoverton Před 5 měsíci

    That was incredible!

  • @justlola417
    @justlola417 Před rokem +2

    Brennan looks like he was dying of second hand embarrassment after Alfred's call

  • @Ingestedbanjo
    @Ingestedbanjo Před rokem +1

    I might spend the rest of my evening now on Planet Coaster, building a park that includes rides such as Zippedee Doo-Dah, The Zip n Slash, Zipper, How 'Bout Them Apples, and the Absolute Ring of Burning Fire.

  • @michaelroszell8156
    @michaelroszell8156 Před měsícem

    That engagement bit was brutal

  • @ashadavis6301
    @ashadavis6301 Před rokem +11

    I want the birds 😢

  • @Cap193.
    @Cap193. Před rokem +4

    I have been wanting to see this one for so long lmao

  • @existenceisrelative
    @existenceisrelative Před rokem

    Remembering that many of the lyrics to one week off the top of his head is seriously impressive.

  • @GaeSremmurd
    @GaeSremmurd Před 6 měsíci +1

    Alfred is a fucking legend for that call😂

  • @verylittleknowledge
    @verylittleknowledge Před rokem

    The sincere way he made a ring was adorable

  • @137_Diego_
    @137_Diego_ Před rokem +1

    The absolute 10 minute LAUGH I had when all he could think of was THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS lmfaooo
    I needed that 💀

  • @berkpick
    @berkpick Před rokem

    Brennan is so relatable. I also struggle to name celebrities and am oddly familiar with the smothers brothers