Haruka: *leaves Kiryu’s side for 0.000000000000000000001 seconds* Literally every thug in Kamurocho and even a few from outside there: “it’s free real estate”
I still don’t understand that scene at all, and the fact that kiryu just brushed it off like it was nothing. Dude he literally just assaulted ur daughter beat him up 🥲
in 5 minutes Date and Haruka get picked up by a massive airplane, flying over the city and then ending up in a brutal plane crash plummeting through the road by Majima who was driving a pink truck and ending up launching it into the sky and crashing into the airplane, which, again, leaves everyone crashing to the ground and Majima grabbing Haruka and running off wildly into the city laughing like a maniac with Date regaining conciousness as soon as Majima is out of sight
Honestly, Majima's in the right here. No babysitter in their right mind would allow the child they're watching to pilot a helicopter around town. I mean, I'm sure Majima also would, but at least he's likely to keep watch in the co-pilot seat rather than sitting out the side. The only downside is that he only accepts fights as payment.
According to LAD Online, Majima actually rescued Haruka from the kidnappers and taken her to the batting center for safety. I don't really want to consider LAD Online story as being canon, but this one is wholesome.
You know Date is useless when Haruka is safer with Majima... The very person who kidnapped her...
i use her as bait
@@goromajima578 which was much better than delivering her to Shimano
@@lonelyshpee7873 hm
Majima provides the best customer service, no matter who it is.
exactly!
Haruka: *leaves Kiryu’s side for 0.000000000000000000001 seconds*
Literally every thug in Kamurocho and even a few from outside there: “it’s free real estate”
Especially Yokohama's Lau Ka Long.
I knew I shouldn't have bought that copy of Yakuza Kiwami from the back of that van
wdym, this is a hidden masterpiece for us to experience.
Lee is was certainly driving the van
Kiwami 2 alternate ending
This truly shows how irresponsible Date used to be first Date lets Haruka be kidnapped then he loses Tanimura wherever they went to
he went to the realm of cut characters
@@jamealgray5815 aka America
He also lost Yasuko
Tall Haruka isn't real. She can't hurt you.
Tall Haruka:
Oh but she is, Yakuza 5 haruka is huge in comparison to everyone else, like her head is massive
Tall kid Haruka
*Rams the helicopter cutely*
Dang bro, Haruka went through one crazy growth spurt
0:17 that run
Basically me when I run for more than a few seconds 🥵...
ruaaagh
I'm pretty sure she grown enough
0:29 Date and Haruka have too many magnets
ngl, I almost thought Date is in cahoots with the antagonists because of how many times Haruka get kidnapped when she is with him
Seriously, all bro does is let Haruka get kidnapped, neglect his own daughter, and tell us info we already learned from other sources lmao
majima does a little trolling and takes haruka
I love it when people do videos like this instead of low effort ai videos and everyone watches them keep it up man
"Can you stop getting Haruka into trouble...
*FOR FIVE MINUTES!?"*
There's no terrain the Goromobile can't reach, including "no terrain" itself.
How's she safer with Majima? She doesn't go anywhere and it's protected by him and the family.
Better than leaving her alone with Saejima
*stares intently at teenage girl while being right on top of her*
I DID NOT NEED TO REMEMBER THAT SCENE
What a weird thing to put into that game
@@undyne1 my apologies
I still don’t understand that scene at all, and the fact that kiryu just brushed it off like it was nothing. Dude he literally just assaulted ur daughter beat him up 🥲
0:16 hO hOoooo
Kiryu: *HEAVY BREATHING WHILE WALKING*
0:25 huuah
Insert that Purple rabbit thing from Sonic Heroes
Another day in the life of Kiryu "Oji-san" Kazuma
I might have to get G-mod just to try re-enact this masterpiece. Didn't even know these skins were available.
date never rests
0:43 litterally Battlefield 4
So you telling me that everytime you go in to a car and 24h Cinderella will play?
@@depressedhans5142 absolutely
@@bluegrassdude7532 man count me in
Battelfield Kiwami
in 5 minutes
Date and Haruka get picked up by a massive airplane, flying over the city and then ending up in a brutal plane crash plummeting through the road by Majima who was driving a pink truck and ending up launching it into the sky and crashing into the airplane, which, again, leaves everyone crashing to the ground and Majima grabbing Haruka and running off wildly into the city laughing like a maniac with Date regaining conciousness as soon as Majima is out of sight
Glad I opened CZcams today
Canonical
Makes perfect sense that she is the one flying the helicopter too.
It's more art than Picasso.
Everything is
Always nice to see gmod & Yakuza in my feed 😎👍
This is beautiful. Comedy gold
Date you had one job
"yoo yakuza is fire you should play it"
yakuza:
top tier content glad i'm subscribed
This is a fucking masterpiece
Honestly, Majima's in the right here. No babysitter in their right mind would allow the child they're watching to pilot a helicopter around town.
I mean, I'm sure Majima also would, but at least he's likely to keep watch in the co-pilot seat rather than sitting out the side.
The only downside is that he only accepts fights as payment.
I love your memes yakuzer ❤
Majima's laugh is contagious
Pink truck. Nice call back
Just finished Kiwami. Didn't dislike any of it but now that I think about it I'm pretty sure this happened like 5 times
Kiryu not gonna be happy about this After Majima Taking haruka then Kiryu got pissed And He's gonna kick his asses
Didn't know Haruka could fly a helicopter.
0:43 That doesn't add up, but if Majima did it, it makes sense!
Date-san 😔
It wouldn't really surprise me if something like this did happen in one of the Yakuza games
finally some quality content
...
Extraordinarily big haruka achieved.
Tbh she's safer with Majima
0:45 date wtf moment
This is art.
i like the sounds from Gothic, they fit so well xD
After finishing Yakuza Kiwami a few days ago
This has me dying
I hate majima cause i cant go buy mandarines for heat action and make photos of shiba inu
This is perfectly possible
Kiryu running like Titan
Phenomenal genre of meme, please give more
hoo hoo
majimas laugh at the end lol
According to LAD Online, Majima actually rescued Haruka from the kidnappers and taken her to the batting center for safety.
I don't really want to consider LAD Online story as being canon, but this one is wholesome.
Official Unused cutscenes for Kiwami hidden in the files
Majima and his damn trucks
It's insanely weird to see Date be this expressive
i love it
"Ho-ho!"
starts spazzing out like an idiot
I love the fact that Haruka is at least 2 times taller than Date
Classic Majima
Забавное видео по Якудзе)))
Hahaha. I like it
HARUKA…YOU HAVE 180HIGHT？？？
Haruka has been canonically kidnapped 6 times. 3 of those happened while she was supervised by Date.
bro gon get 5k subs
tbh, just Kiryy is able to deal with Majima's bullshit. I wouldn't blame Date
great content
I thought the plane fell on him lol
Nice
Majima datewhere
Why is Haruka so tall here?
she took staminan spark
It's actually just a trick of perspective, she's closer to the camera. Date is actually 6 times as tall
@@MikeHesk742 sure
Quality shitpost at its finest
bruh i thought date was yuta from the thumbnail
Haruka speen
accurate
Never trust date with haruka
*Tall Haruka*
lmao i found gold
Ho-ho
Yakuza Fall Flat
I Fking laughed😂😂😂
y is harookr so biigr lmaaooor
lol
Well no wonder Date can't keep her safe. She's clearly got a few inches on him in height. She's the boss here.
date san sucks at protecting haruka ratio
Literally i was playing YAKUZA 5 and i play the shitty dance gameplay
Real Yakuza use proper capital letters
Why is haruka taller than Date??
Ho o
You should change your channel name to kiryu0706
0:46
😂😂
Do you know wall su?
Why is Haruka so big?
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