1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.
I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else
It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop Like, in every single video And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance
This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year
These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.
I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well. Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence... Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!
0:35 Taxi was going straight 0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol
tbh when I saw Lee driving that truck I knew what was coming
Same lol
Yep😊
legends say akiyama is still sleeping til this day
I thought that was nishkiyama lmao
@@bigmonkeygaming6244 how
@@giontouji only just started playing yakuza games 😢
@@giontouji he saw Nishiki dead
Akiyama's comatose era 🥲🥲🥲
Akiyama's laziness got him the victory.
Kuze was asserting his dominance by T posing on a pedal bike while competing with other, truly a mad lad 👹
Ichiban flying off his kart after looking at his game pad to watch his level up is my favorite part of this video lmao
I'm still crying at that part.😂
Damn, if only Daigo had a gun this would have an entirely different ending
yuki did the essence of lost vinegar
Kiryu getting saved by Date-san took the entire budget out of the video!
but yeah the funny part was 1:19 Kuze got hit by an airstrike
Essence of orbital laser literally got a cooler animation than Majima :>
It should've been sudo with date as sudo knows how to fly
Kiryu? who's this Kiryu? this is Suzuki.
@@Kooobf joryu susuki
Kuze is only worth 50 XP lmao
1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.
Lee joke was cruel lmao
This isn't yakuza kart
It's yakuza art
Yakuzart
Ryu Ga Artoku
Yakuza fart
Ryu Gart Gotoku
@@supercasta6642 Ryu Fart Gotoku
This is perfect. Also, hearing Pledge of Demon never gets old
I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else
0:15 Took me a while to realize that this is Lee, not a Saejima clone
Plot twist: Lee IS a saejima clone that went down a different path in life
*Chinese Saejima*
@@jvl5379oh god
@@jvl5379 we got Saejima at home.
Alternatively, Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing
00:39 dont worry guys its a rubber car no one died
O DONT BELIVE IT :(((((
1:28 That Yakuza 7 victory screen killed me.🤣🤣🤣
@ 1:51 Damn she's still mad about that vinegar
This truly made my day, Especially the Saejima at the back of the Police Truck and the Superman Yuki Missile
I love the attention to detail, like Majima's pink truck
I didnt expect this to be lore accurate. Masterpiece.
Mine pushing Diago made me laugh harder than it should have
To get this joke you have to play about 9 different massive games and also watch through this youtube channel.
Pretty insider stuff here.
Unpopular Opinion: If Sega decides to do another mascot kart racing game, Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima should be there in a heartbeat.
No one was harmed in the race, and those explosions were special effects. Also, congrats on the subs.
they were rubber explosions!
Except Lee
directed by : Michael Bay
Date-san giveth and Date-san taketh away
Daigo and mine looks like there's no change in the plan.
Finally, Tanimura's debut.
Nice to see Taichi Suzuki getting some love. Always overshadowed by his twin imo
I like how Tanimura was forgotten through the race and didn't make it to the end.
Mine wheeling daigo around in the hospital bed 💀💀💀
2:20 his face
It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop
Like, in every single video
And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance
Akiyama got that Essence of Tortoise going on
This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year
These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.
"Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing"
Akiyama is Luigi
Akiyama was covering the true champion, the Pocket Circuit Fighter.
Imagine having to explain this to a Japanese businessman in 1965
Pure art, the fact that Lee exploded when he started the van x)
I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well.
Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence...
Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!
Damn, Saejima didnt even get a mention
@@regularbloke2117 Saejima's penchant for going to prison
This is the high quality content I'm subscribed for.
I loved it, great callbacks. Can’t believe Ichiban would blow up Mine; absolutely heartbreaking
this felt like 30 minute nap dream
This is pure art. I love the Yakuza community dammit
date in the helicopter is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen on the internet
holy shit, lee's car blowing up was too good
10 years in the joint made you a cab driver.
This is certified Kamurocho classic.
0:35 Taxi was going straight
0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol
this is one of the yakuza videos of all time
this will be Yakuza in 2013
As the saying says "Slow progress is steady progress"
Yuki Chan got used as a torpedo lmao
this is like a combination of nostalgic gmod with my favorite franchise. thanks for making these
Takasugi on a forklift would have been a nice touch but still 100000/10
1:06 Both Mine and Daigo can “Fly”
Mine and Daigo in a Double Dash style was the icing on the cake
You know its real because Date shows up in a helicopter
この雑さが好き
Absolute masterpiece, thank you for making this
why was this so well thought out?
Date finally useful with heli... and fucked it up again
Remember Kiryu, Pledge of Demon and For Faith never dies
daigo has a nice drip kart
honestly one of the most comedic takes on these characters I’ve seen, subbed :D I wish this was in my feed forever ago lmao
"Aaah? Aaaaaaaaaah." - Akiyama
Masterpiece of Yakuza shitposting
The amount of references are crazy
Dragon Kart if it was a stand-alone game
Love how their vehicles are accurate
I always laugh my ass off every single time I hear pledge of demon whenever Kuze appears
If you're looking for daigo... Miněs taken him to the roouff
Your best video to date - and most of your videos are incredible
Tanimura leaving to never return is just the best
This is your best video! True masterpiece!
Ohhh so this is what they mean when people talk about the tortoise and the hare... I get it now!
Date-san still being the best waifu
地獄過ぎてMAX大草原
Akiyama is my spirit animal
1:36 How he ended up in Hawaii
Majima everywhere now making kiryu lose
i feel like this predicted date's poundmate animation in yakuza 8, in which he casually crashes a plane from incompetence
Still the best Yakuza content creator on the platform
There’s always something so viceral about opening up a video and seeing that it’s gmod.
I love how much effort you put into these videos, they just seem like so much fun to make! Keep em comin!
Tanimura Just exploded, Sad we’ll never see him again
Wen Hai Lee exploded. Tanimura just left in the beginning
the second i saw akiyama sleeping i knew he was gonna win somehow
common akiyamer W
Yakuza 8 final substory leak.
This was all orchestrated by Amon.
I already knew what was going to happen to Lee 💀
Dragon Kart if it was actually good
This was well put together
date lakitu and tanimura immediately disappearing is amazing, how do you come up with some of this stuff?
Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing
This gives me 2014-2015 CZcams vibes
I had one last brain cell left and it fell off the cliff with Majima and exploded
Cinematic masterpiece
海外ニキって意味わからんもの作るよな
Quality content as always