Turning poop into INFINITE POWER in Cities Skylines! 696969 sub special!
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ENGITOPIA RETURNS AGAIN for my 696969 subscriber special!! This time we turn our castle moat made from poop into a source of infinite power, as well as ridding the evil architect's from our city. Can we turn poop into power in Cities Skylines?
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We want Minecraft videos plz
Did I miss something? How does the poo get into the holding area, and how in hell does such a small city make so much poo?
Is it a Poonami or a Turd-l-wave. I would like a full review of the incident on my desk Monday.
I'm a fellow CZcamsr and I love brigemas
Matt you should use water treatment plants instead of sewer pumps
"Welcome to the city!"
"Whats that awful smell?"
"Energy"
Damn what is that smell?
Well you got it.
they can wait for the dirt levees to break
I grew up on a farm and dad would always say the smell of shit was the smell of money lol
"The smell of progress!"
that my friends is a SHIT Ton of Energy
As an architecture student who's turned "it's now the engineers' problem" into a running joke in the classroom... I can't blame them for putting all of us on the poo island.
Engineering student here....go build your own poo lagoons! :P
@@inventor1214 I fear it will be good looking but unstable.
As an engineer, I approve of the location of the Architect's island.
Oh God, my mother is a construction engineer and she would always complain about those damn architects and their 'brilliant' ideas, haha.
@@Zopheri Lol. I know how much they hate us. If it consoles you, a lot of my class is about the human psychological experience of enviroments. Or in Engineer's terms, "brain happy when place pretty."
I learned this long ago:
Any game of Cities Skylines inevitability becomes about fighting with the water physics
If it's not the water physics, it's the road puzzle because you didn't think to plan ahead of it beforehand
in my case its fighting against traffic congestion
Nah bro having to upgrade the old roads u made and destroy buildings in the way
@@dpraldy3235because of engine limitations on number of vehicles the best way to deal with trafffic congestion is just to make your city larger, after you reach the vehicle limit the bigger your city is the less traffic you get
@@godzilla2leaksstandteasers554 Eminent domain, bitches!
Watching this series devolve from "I'm going to use my engineering knowledge to make a realistic city" to "How else can we make this city the biggest meme" is one of my favorite things ever.
RCE: "Hello, fellow engineers!"
*Me, who tightened the screw on his frying pan handle earlier: "Close enough."
where did my screwdriver go?
Also me who just accidentally broke a pipe and failed to fix it
I am software engineer, so that works i suppose
Me who designed a successful bottle rocket launcher for my physics teacher that lasted 2+ years of abuse from 9th graders:
Finally the recognition I deserve!
I did that a few months ago, without even using a screwdriver. Holding the nut with the fingers, and the screw with the nail in the beginning, and then with a knife when the nails got too close to breaking.
"Dams don't work how I thought they would."
-Things You Wouldn't Want to Hear from a Civil Engineer
Meh it's already flooding here, if all 3 popped it'd just mean poop floating in the main street again.
Followed by POONAMI!
Ah I see you are an admirer of WLIIA
Ah, yes. Source of such gems as "I did _not_ expect those two to resonate together" and "Oh, no, the code used imperial units".
We have hydrotechnics engineers for that.
I had this idea of a multilevel continuous dam when I was in the college, but instead of spending energy pumping the fluid up, I made a plan to pass all of it through a black pipe with enough area to absorb heat from the sun just enough to vaporize. As it turns into steam at high pressure and temperature, we all know that hot air goes up. So it goes uphill with no energy debt at all. When the steam reaches the top of the dam, gets directed to heat exchangers to cool down and become a liquid once again to later be deposited as liquid water all the way up to generate energy as gravity pulls it down through the turbines.
It may even work in a closed circuit. Basically it's solar energy with great and cheap storage capability without any expensive minerals like lithium or cobalt that requires a lot of energy and environmental damage to be mined, furthermore, the system will have a lifespan of centuries with minimal maintenance
@@jorgetuselli6885 yes, but the sun only shines during the day, unless they store the high pressure steam in special tanks with thermal insulation, this system won't work at night. The system I mentioned is not the most efficient, but the most Constant. Sun energy 24/7
Dude. Work smarter not harder
... do you know why hot air rises?
Yeah thats cool, but it needs more poo.
@@magnusarpi204 just need to be installed close to a taco bell
13:46 is the point where you start generating enough energy from shit to travel back in time, according to the Back To The Future movies.
As a Wastewater Treatment Operator I approve! Those would be considered a step lagoon system. If you could put something to treat the water, like UV or Cl2, it would get treated very effectively.
What a shitty energy generator
@@brain8690 goddammit
@@brain8690 lmao!
@@brain8690 the highest voted comment on the video is gonna be this one.
@@brain8690 get out
Somehow he's done it, he made clean energy into the entire opposite thing xD
@@joa8593 poo into green biodiesel...
Coal the greenest tech!!!
oppoosite
Poo power
@@joa8593 wait how does it release methane power? Isn’t it literally just energy from motion of water
It is still a relativly ecological battery
this dude really turned the RTGame Volcano into a viable strategy, that was fun to watch
Matt: 'I don't want the trees to die'
Also Matt: (vaporises the trees instantly into nothing)
"So Matt, what's your city's biggest draw"
"Engineering!" he says, pointing at fetid smelling volcano that sounds like a thousand hell engines revving at once, as the populace are still cleaning up the remains of the tidal wave of poop that one time blew through the streets.
🤣🤣🤣
This had me in stitches! 😆
but you only have to conserve your energy for taking the shit out and keep it there xD
My stomach hurts now, thanks 😂😂😂
that is almost poetic XD
"We have cured the city of architecture" has got to be the most engineering thing I have ever heard and I love it.
Aren't that civil engineers dreams.
It's not just engineers who loathe them either. Basically everyone involved in construction (or certainly at least residential where I work) have a common enemy in architects.
Ye.
@@cryfly1 ...
*Shrug*
@@cryfly1 meh...
*Flys off to market garden someone*
imagine getting your first kiss overlooking the city while sitting on the poop dam
truly magical
The idea of humans constructing a massive cylinder like that is more impressive than it being a power plant.
This gives me heavy RTGame vibes as a first time viewer, the main difference being you're actually doing something smart instead of filling your poop volcano with asteroids and flooding a town to the tune of "country roads". Solid content!
As someone who’s a proud viewer of both, huge agree
I just got put on a new channel good looks
fucking same honestly and i love it
being chaotic with skill
That feel when RTGame defeated Biffa in a city skyline competition when it came to traffic management.
My boy biffa trying his best with roundabouts and lane mathematics while RT made an island of road spaghetti.
The Poonami was absolutely hilarious! One of the best episodes of this series! 😁
yeah loved that one.
I heard that the city of Waterloo once turned into Waterpoo after a poonami caused by a shitstorm hit it. They had a pretty shitty time dealing with it, and were absolutely pooped afterwards.
I died at Poonami. That needs to be a shirt, with little poo emoji surfing.
"In remember of the great Poonami of 2021"
That and closely followed by turdal wave, a little concerning how naturally they seem to come to mr RCE!
13:45
Doc Brown: „1.21 Gigawatts? How am I going to generate that kind of power? It can‘t be done, can it?“
Also Doc Brown looking at the city‘s entire sewage: „Great Scott!“
Props to this guy for making a 18 minute 11 second video for us about poo
The 3 P's
Poo, power, and potable
Potable means "safe to drink," so it's absolutely astonishingly perfect
he meant pootable water instead
poonami
@@milo-qh7cv p o t a b l e
@@syafiq3090😂😂😂Poonami LOL
8:55 😂😂😂😂
the Poonami came from editing ground under a liquid while paused. Liquid does not get deleted in this game, it just sits an waits underground until you unpause and shoots out as fast as the engine will allow.
So /that's/ how you create a turdal wave :-)
Much like a regular tsunami
so the earth has diarrhea?
@@Filelor lmao
That is surprisingly accurate to actual tsunamis.
About the roads connecting the dams, I must say this would be awesome to go drift there!
Till your drift goes wrong and you end up in the poo-der-dam lmao
I made a whole city where every street and block was a roundabout. Looks super inconvenient but it's very efficient, traffic wise. I'd recommend messing around with that idea.
I also tried making a train track that was like a rollercoaster of nightmare physics.
Love your stuff! Talented silliness is my favorite.
The most professional engineer to exist
You mean “poo-fessional”
@@TedStrang lollll
@@TedStrang Hes doing many “shit-nanigans”
The way he's changed from his beginnings is insane
Or crappy
As an architecture student, watching this channel makes me wanna come up with dumber things to work out for the engineers ngl
Well then Matt will just apply even harsher punishments. What those punishments are I have no idea but still
Dam architects
Lmfao
8:40 To quote Robin Williams: “Fuck green, go brown!” 😂
I love how this series went from we’re making realistic cities in cities skylines to POOCANO!
Person: "So what's the future like?"
Time Traveler: "Invest in Taco Bell stock."
Person: "What, why?"
Time Traveler: "Just do it. You'll thank me later."
This comment is underrated.
Good idea! Also buy Beyond Meat ($BYNT) as they anounced to cooperate.
spoilers:
it's the only restaurant in the future, and even becomes fine dining: Demolition Man is actually a documentary, not a work of fiction
@@AToMexe beyond stupid
Time Traveler: "Cous' the poo wave will come, and you won't have to eat poop"
The giant poo container needs some more landscaping at the back to make it look like a giant toilet.
The dams are the stairs to the throne that is the poo container toilet
I’m an engineer in training and I’m glad to know I’m not the only one to have tried something like this, I didn’t do it to such a ridiculous degree but I had an island map where I had lots of little waterfalls made by natural springs, it was lovely and natural. So I dammed them all to make power, but I unfortunately discovered that the spring wasn’t strong enough to keep the dam filled enough, so I thought about it a bit… and installed a sewage pipe. Amazingly, it worked! It kept the dams always online but I did end up swapping it for a modded pipe that didn’t create pollution, it was too sad to see our natural beauty being ruined by poo just to keep some dams running. *EDIT:* You could also use better outflow pipes, if you use a treatment plant you’d need less purifiers to make the water drinkable.
I showed my wife and she was both shocked and disgusted on how amazing it was.
“People can go scuba dive the old architect hotspot”
Yeah, sure, totally something normal people would want to do.
"Swimming in raw sewage, I love it"
na they can go Pooba diving
yeah that's the part where it got unrealistic
I have worked in water purifier plant, that much of raw sewage should make half the county unlivable by smell alone, which half depends on the wind direction.
Only an architect would I gather.
Curious how clean the top bowl's water will get if you fill it with those filters.
I was screaming the same thing while watching 🤣😂
@@brenj but if he would do that the architects would get clean water
@@RDani223 No, the architects are gone. :-)
Ikr? He filled all those small pools when he could have put just as many in the top pool and not even have filled it.
@@xtraxtreme66 I think they actually thrive in that environment
"Clean up the poo water and pump it back to the city for infinite power" had me laughing so hard
Poo shockwave has now moved up the list of most frightening citywide disasters I can imagine.
Merry Bridgemas (in advance) to everyone!!! Hope everyone gets a nice bridge.
Mmmmmm my bridge could be very good with no modern architecture and the nice old style
I think a nice covered wood bridge wouldn’t be too much to ask Santa for
Can we all appreciate this all came from matt not wanting the sewage in the river in the first place 😂
Funny how the shot that you used for 0:13 "your dreams" is literally a nightmare I've had multiple times.
1:20 Memoriess… 😞😔 Oh dear- Memoriess..😢
As an Electrics and Electronics Engineering student, I agree with the thought. As long as a fluid turns the propeller you can have energy. We don't care if that is your pee, your fluid poo, or your blood. The idea behind all of those great things is a simple thought.
How do you get the sewage up the hill first though?
@@Aquilenne With an Engine of course but the system of that kind of things might be too expensive for mountain slope but you can make it the other way around. You can make 3-4 pools and each of them is way deeper than before.
@@mustafaozturk2542 But can't a politician solve this instead? Ban pooping and peeing except on the mountain and to keep things sustainable they'll have to walk or climb the mountain to use the free luxery toilets up there. Once they are done with their business up on the mountain they can take a zip line down, any power left after friction does its thing can be used for the city too.
@@extrastuff9463 If you let politicians solve your issue, you will fall back on your era. Let politicians do their job and not involve in scientific things. Politicians must solve the issue of bureaucracy for Engineers and Scientists. If they just do that, we can solve all problems and they don't need to worry about anything. Also if you ban pooping on the city level people will start pooping their pants so that's not a solution.
@@extrastuff9463 how should they get up the mountain? Climbing? With a full bladder? Walking for hours? With a full bladder? Or using a car to burn two times the energy you get from the pee and poo? With a full bladder? I would go outside the city and shit into the river. It's way nearer then the mountaintop.
9:00 If this happens in real life, it will deserve it's own "Plainly Difficult" episode.
The Vajont Dam disaster already has its own episode, this is basically the Vajont Dam disaster but with sewage.
He really needs to do a Kurenevka episode. It was essentially a Poonamy.
“They’re still complaining about the bins down there!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 11:43
Tidal turd lmao😂😂 that was even funnier.
If this is your 696969 Milestone video then, depending on when you recorded it (Even if it was a few weeks ago), your growth has been insane!
Your set on track for 1mil subs by the end of the year and you sure as hell deserve it.
Can the 1mil sub special be Space Engineers where you build a giant Bridge Ship, with little bridge fighters and of course a massive command center; the bridge.
1 mil def should be poly bridge, so as to commemorate from where he started
Yeah, I looked at his current subs below the video and was like, wait is this an old video?
I love the idea of Matt playing Space Engineers!
jesus christ hes already gained 70k subs in a day
@@housesports000 Probably more like a week, but still.
Amazing, it costs less energy to pump the poop up there than it generates going down. Why did nobody ever realize that? Lol
Actually some dams does this, pumps water back up the mountain, but only when there is excess (cheap) energy in the grid. It is a type of energy storage.
game probally don't increase energy costs to pump water based on height/how high something is....
"Pumped Hydro" as it's called.
wish i could understand this xd
@@seeexy basically bringing something up usually costs more energy than you can get back from it going down.
a dam is basically a kinetic battery, works a charm, and with the extra energy, it can "recharge" that battery
"Yeah, my hometown's poo- and gravity-based electrical grid only causes the occasional poo-nami"
"...what?"
"this date is going well!"
Doug: "Why?"
"Because it's hilarious!"
"Because it's hilarious?"
".. because it's hilarious."
There is a three tiered bar next to the size for the landscaping tool, that is your brush strength. Max it out for faster soil cutting!
I think he was referring to the demolish tool. I'm pretty sure there's a mod for it somewhere but he doesn't have it
"Faster soil cutting!"
As a highly modded Cities Skylines player, I just love how you were trying to place the roads at the dams when you had Fine Road Anarchy
And fill in the floating garbage collectors when he has literal anarchy :D
The puns were genius. "The Sewers Canal", "The Poonama Canal", and the poonami were gold.
I love how you started very serious and trying to be realistic then you built the poonama canal 😂😂
Third P is obviously "potable" as you are making drinkable (aka potable) water at the end.
So Poo makes Power which becomes Potable (Water).
"Drinking does not start with at P(ee)"
IT DOES IN THIS TOWN!
I am eternally grateful for the engineers like you who keep our cities clean and safe.
the architects not seeing the flood coming but complaining about the trash..
poetry.
4 million people watching someone work on poo management on a city simulation game. What a time to be alive
"Bridgmas Invisible man isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Bridgmas Invisible man 0:00
*hurt
I think
@@ComDenox I missed that, my bad
Merry Bridgemas everyone!
Merry Bridgemas everyone!
the only thought that kept going through my head during the road building......... "that is ONE HELL OF A INITIAL D COURSE!"
This is hilarious... "poonami"... "most normal people would look out the window..." Great job!
Respect for all the builders that had to dive into the "water" to build those dams. 👍
LMAO, that poonami was craptastic!
Many moons ago, I lived in a town called Ft Worth. It was upstream from a larger town called Dallas. If you ran a glass of tap water in Dallas, you could SMELL IT!
What could you smell you may ask, lets just say that the running joke in Ft. Worth was 'Flush twice, Dallas needs the water.'
I now fully expect to have an Invisible Man film in 50 years where the plot is that everyone has computer eyes that are tricked by green screen effects, and as a result the villain is just a dude in a green screen suit. Oh right, we kinda got that but way too complicated of an explanation.
You know, you didn't necessarily need to clean up the water at all as the river is flowing away from your city.
But it probably would've been more effective to put the floating garbage collectors in the main reservoir instead of in the dams.
The game has water treatment plants, and also eco outlets in one of the DLCs. You can get most of the DLCs when they're on sale dirt cheap. Or poop cheap if you will. Now if your goal is to have the poop lake, This might not be the best choice, but they do clean up the water nicely.
The poop volcano is definitely my new favorite type of renawable energy source
You've gotta love the Cities: Skylines water physics.
8:49 "What the shit?!" Fits so perfect 💀
love re-watching old RTGame videos.
hold on a second
Kinda confused that everything didn't explode and country roads didn't play
If there were a Nobel Prize for civil engineering, you would win! Well done, sir. You are the best we have to offer.
12:50 Actually on vacation once our residence was situated such that the only street to go there was exactly like that, just without the rails. AND it was curvy as hell (fitted around jagged mountains basically) so you wouldn’t see anyone coming from the opposite direction until they were exactly in front of you. And have I mentioned that it wasn’t wide enough for two cars? You would definitely hate this road 😂
The poonami at >8:50 absolutely killed it. X'D
15:41 Goddamn, Liquid Chocolate Electricity
RCE when he sees poo water appearing from the ground: "Back! Back demons! You shall not fill my canal today!"
Also, you missed the chance to call it a Turd-al wave.
9:25
RCV: Oh god, now our city is drowning.
People in that part of city: What a load of shit.
Laughed so hard at this Poonami, i have hiccups now XD
11:58 "your secret is safe with me".
[Uploads it to youtube and gets iver 5 million views]
I've had this idea before too AND IT WORKS! Aw man, wish I've lived in a world with no thermodynamics' laws
9:09 - A Tsunami Turd. Now, that's a humanity's new horror.
The road up the side of the poo volcano reminds me of the Road to Hana in Hawaii! I went there for spring break and it looked a lot like this, but it's over 60 miles of it lol
12:55 i love this street. you can put climbing gear on your car and pull it up a cliff and once you are there if you take a left you go down and visit the city of atlantis but for shit and if you go straight you get this amazing view and winding road down and down these dams filled with shit. powerful stuff
8:50 When the diarrhea hits.
“i don’t want to die, I’d just rather not exist”
That poo tidal wave brings new meaning to "Deep Impact"! LOL
This all feels very familiar
Vooperian Nation! The most efficient use of dams. Love the videos
RTGame. It does feel familiar.
*Pokemon BW Icirrus City BGM fades in*
*country roads*
take me home
fill the poo-lake with floaters (i mean other than the architect corpses)
that should help some with the sewerage while not adversely affecting the treatment of said architects.
at some point the sediments will surpass the ruins and there will be the new mountain of . . . . .
dont know
@@caked3953 Sadly the game will not model sedimentation, that would be poosome though.
the water physics of the poonami was too funny
Mayor: Rejoice! We now have unlimited energy!
Reporter: What's the catch?
Mayor: It's a shitty solution.
The poonami was actually really satisfying to watch, and your initial raven was great👏
This man makes more sub specials rather than Normal ones because of his amazing subgrowth
Apperantly pumping all the sewer to the top of a mountain doesn't cost energy, Newton is going to bust out of his coffin and murder the game devs.
Every single time he said "Well, now we've got to", I thought he was going to say turn on the anarchy bird.
Imagine that being the first thing you see when you drive into a new city.
Congrats on your success! I've been around since before you had 1k... It's amazing to see that you're quickly closing in on 1 million!
09:08 the poonami killed me🤣
8:51
made me open my eyes like we'll god damn it real civil engineer
How long ago was that milestone? You have fifty thousand + more subscribers now!
Congratulations by the way😄
Not almost. Already.
As an architect I would say your design is aesthetically pleasing
At 8:50 the "What the SH*T?!" and the ensuing sequence is a top 5 RCE moment of all time.
9:20 imagine your city being flooded by poo cuz some guy wanted ENERGY!!!!