Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE)
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- čas přidán 12. 07. 2020
- why did i spend 600 hours on this war. this was a terrible idea
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music:
"Wandering Nomad"
Cody Francis
from epidemic sounds www.epidemicsound.com/referra... - Hry
i tried my best
nice hair dude
edit: rest easy, king ❤️
hair is still on point by the way
You put so much effort in this its actually more than impressive
But you lost in the end for which I do not judge you for you went up against an adversary who was willing to let his father die so he could defeat you
DANCE POTATO BOY
Hey, at least you've tried. And besides, being second place is not a bad thing right?
"I wouldnt say I am a competitive person"
- Technoblade, 2020
I can hear Niki and Wilbur laughing in the background
Ýøų mąđłåď and dream
DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE
of course he wouldnt SAY that... THAT WOULD BE SHOWING HIS HAND!!
"All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." - Sun Tzu: The Art of War
Where does that quote come from
Squid: breathes
Techno: BY THAT BREATH I NOW KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST, ALL YOUR SCECRET PLANS AND WHERE YOU LIVE
Squid: wai-
Techno: I'M IN YOUR HOUSE
Wut
Lol
That honestly sounds like something he'd say
He could probably also find out how much energy he gets from his diet and thus how long he would be able to farm
666 likes
Edit: Somebody messed it up
His “I’m free” leading into the outro just… hits so hard.
I really f*cking miss him
same.. same
@@user-nc3fc2ne4w me too. I thought it would get easier as more time passed, and I guess it has, but…
@@KumoriLoveI think it'll always still hurt no matter how long it's been. But let's remember all the fun times and great memories he created with us. Because that is what made us love him in the first place. That's why I'm here still watching his videos; remembering the great memories. Truly a legend we had. ❤
It’s why I keep coming back to this video
15:24 Now that we've actually gotten to know Technodad, this clip honestly feels even more wholesome.
I was just thinking that
SAME
Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
@@zacharynguyen7286thanks Zachary. I appreciate your comment ❤
This is so DAMN true
“I’m an atheist, but when I go to hell, I want God to hesitate.” - Techno
I prefer to go full send
Let's hope this interaction, as funny as it will inevitably be, won't be anytime soon.
@@hashiramasenju5001 you fool. This interaction happened years ago.
@@metactal have you seen techno's video as to why he hasn't uploaded as often in a while?
@@hannibaljuelenemrke6097 yes
"Now I completely believe that someone dropped rookie axes into his hopper..."
"Because it was me!"
I died
Techno is on another level
Same lmao
7:13
just like his sanity with potatoes
KONO TECHNO DA!
“Now with the war finally over … I’m free”
Aw man now I’m crying. Rest in peace king🕊️
❤
❤
Chills every time
I come back to this series whenever I'm struggling to focus on a task. I spend an hour rewatching these 3 videos and then I feel unstoppable. If techno could farm 500 million potatoes, I can do anything. Thanks Techno. You were and always will be a true inspiration.
Same here
Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤
He was one of the best
One of? Nah he is da best
What mean he was he still lives in our hearths so i would sai he is a true inspiration
Dream: collab?
Techno: potatoes. So many potatoes. All the potatoes
Mc championship: fine I'll do it myself
Océane Tir you mean Smajor
"Not now, potato crisis"
Obama Cube “I’m turning into Ireland during 1845”
@O!D Braixenn Well, he didn’t that time
“Did you win the *Great Potato War* ?”
“Yes...”
“What did it cost?”
“Uploads”
And sanity
And his 3 million subscribers
Episode VI: Return of the Content
:o
Not like he had any
I like how on the bio for the potato crown says "Congrats!!"
"Please stop."
Losing Techno felt like losing a close friend. He had a very similar personality to mine, he also lived in the same half of my state. It sucks not being able to wake up to a new video, all we have is what he did before. Thanks for providing comfort to millions while you were here, Techno. You will be missed.
Ong bro, I remember the exact moment I saw the vid about his passing, It was 6 am (I woke up early for seemingly no reason, I did not have school or a timer) and instead of going to make myself coffee I felt the urge to grab my phone and look at notifications, I saw the video and I thought "Well maybe he's just retiring, or maybe it's a joke" but then I saw it... and I just broke, I couldn't handle it I cried, everyone in my house was asleep, so I cried quietly under the blanket, I felt like a 8 year old child, I eventually fell asleep again after crying for an hour, after which I woke up at 10 am only to realize it wasn't a dream...
Rest in peace king.
“I believe that someone dropped rookie axes into his hopper system”
“BEcAuSe iT wAs mE”
Lmao
, DIO!
Lol
@@nahby jojo refference
7:10
#3 Potato farmer is prolly like: Yeah I’m not gonna go there...
Lol
The best way to win the game is to not play in the first place
second place is the only palce witch shows u are not bad but not the best but all i can say is whatte hell techno and squid needs their own personal heavens filled with everything exept potatoes or a hell filled with potatoes
@@mcbagel__ skyblock farming update: potato blight
Never thought of that
“I’m free”
This hits so much harder now that you’re gone.
Rest in peace king.
“Now with the war finally over, I’m free”
These words mean more now, with him gone.
Can we talk about how techno blade decided not to deprive squid of sleep ONLY because he wasn’t sure if it was legal or not
Sure
For the record, it's legal and not considered torture because squid was still in the safety of his own home with his own free will
@@SirVennie Haha thanks for doing the research man
@@SirVennie thanks ;)
But isnt it like harrasment?
“I'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell I want him to hesitate“ -Technoblade
I painted these words on my wall
Ok
I want these words
On the public quote forum
god that line had no fuckin right to be as raw as it was
wow. i forgot how much joy even his older content brought me. for the longest time i wouldn't rewatch anything in fear of losing how special the memories were, but in the end, i let them fade. now they're back, finally. im so glad. in the end, these memories were never special in the first place. so many people shared them.
they never had to be, though. they were just fine the way they were.
Well said
I mean like this series came out 2019 to 20 so like it's not THAT old
The “I’m free” at the end of the vid hits a lot different now that he’s gone, fly high technoblade
Ye
For anyone wondering intentional sleep deprivation is not considered torture if it is under 180h
pog
Awesome
Wow
You lied, or the FBI couldn't use milliseconds on those 18 people
**this is useful info**
Girl: He’s probably thinking of other women
Techno: *MUST FARM 11 HOURS*
meanwhile lingling is farming 40hours per day
Charlie Franklin dang it i wanted to say that
@@charliefranklin8523 YES LINGLING
inteRESting
what you talking about, the woman IS the potatos
Back for my quarterly viewing of the best trilogy of all time
Yup
same here
Yup
Same here
Yep
I love this series so much. It makes me miss Techno even more. He still had so much more he could have shown us.
This series really epitomizes his skills, he is such a great storyteller and his humor is so fantastic. He is able to draw the viewer into such an ultimately meaningless conflict, and set the stage with such grand movements. With any other person this video is much more dry and it would feel less grand, but Techno made every move feel impactful, led the audience with deceptions that he would shatter. Nobody else is Techno, and that is beautiful, but god does it make me miss him.
if technoblade became scientist he would either save the world or end it
“When God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate for a few seconds.”
-Technoblade, 2020
perfect perfection
@@dysphou225 confused confusing confusion
I'm your 500th like. Be proud.
time?
James The Smart its 5 right now
“I’m finally free” - Techno - The Potato War 3
“I’m finally free” - Techno - Bedwars Winstreak
Minecraft is truly, just a prison
I thought the exact same thing, when I saw the end. He's the kind of guy to fight for something so hard, that he feels free when he's finally able to stop.
I guess i'm a criminal, because if Minecraft's a prison, then maybe prison isn't so bad...
Not to be that guy, but Minecraft=Persona 5
Hypixel*
A
the owner of skyblock should leave the npc of technoblade somewhere on the map as a memorial to a potato legend
there is 1 on main hub
@@0269_m i thought it got taken down later but if it is there now then that is good
@@0269_m where
This is by far my favourite series on youtube. It brings me such joy everytime I rewatch it
"Damn, that's a lot of potatoes."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I read the book and can personally tell you thats in there
Zu should actually be spelled tzu and its irking me but whatever
-a random comment
Edit: thx for changing it bro ;)
xd
dang
Tzu
The text on the potato crown:
“Congrats!!!
Please stop.”
HILARIOUS
Wait really
XD
@@anuragneelam8527 yeah-
I missed that and it so dose XD
You truly free, rest in peace, King.
Technoblade never dies
I have watched this series multiple times, and each time I always bust out laughing. It’s amazing how this man can be funny, smart, and a psycho all the the same time. Long live the king.
“So why are you subbed to Technoblade?”
*p o t a t o e s*
Who needs dream smp when you have POTATOES
The chaotic energy
exactly
@@indika911 The only true reason
@GameShark y e s
I love how he considers actually torturing squid during his sleep.
He probably might have done it if it weren't illegal even then he COULD be using the advanced tactic known as lying
@@sperinthalakkat9831 I feel like the only person Techno is willing to seriously harm in pursuit of victory is himself
Yes
I hate that he _didn't_
(Dance begins)
Tell me if you got the referens
15:31 god didn't hesitate... god sent him to heaven. RIP Techno
"I 'm free" at the end hits really hard man...
EZ CLAP
Lol
Pog
Big pog
LOL
Lmao
"When God sends me to hell I at least want him to hesitate."
My new life motto.
Same
You
Yes
Same
Bro how are u gaining so many likes every time I refresh u go up 70
This video just has so many layers and mindgames everywhere, which makes it even more fun and interesting to watch, even after a long time.
that "im free" at the end made me cry
"Yes I memorized squidkids sleeping schedule"
that sounds really bad out of context
It sounds really bad regardless of context
Still sounds pretty bad with context
an old man stalks kid memorizes his sleep schedule
It's bad no matter what and it's probably one of the tamer things
Sun tzu would be proud of you
Technoblade three years ago: I don't have a good work ethic
Technoblade now: I spend 10-15hours per day farming and I memorized a persons sleeping pattern so I can grow more potatoes
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@@pikachupokemon9198 mood
In a online game
Work work work and your dead
"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do i keep coming back to this every few months... I know it hurts but man i miss Techno
This series is TIMELESS
How is nobody talking about how smooth that comeback was?
Squid: losing the mcc cost you 2 hours, was it worth it?
Techno: Losing the war will cost you *9 months*.
It’s true
15:06
LMAO That's like in the other video when Squid said he was going to drop out of college, and Techno was like. Doesn't sound like a good idea being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well.
I dont get it
Yuh
Squid and Technoblade :
_starts a potato war_
Technoblade :
*studies sleeping cycles*
he is crazy man
That is facts 🤣🤣
Yay I was 1k like
That’s what you call dedication
I mean,he’s a smart man because of that dude
Can't believe it's been one and a half years until he's passed. These videos just bring back Old memories.
Fly High king,
R.I.P Technoblade June 1999 - June 2022
man, this hits different knowing that squid was secretly farming pork
The whole war was just technoblade outsmarting squidkid's outsmarting.
YOU MAY HAVE OUT SMARTED MY OUTSMART BUT I KNEW THAT SO I OUT SMARTED YOU
So basically death note
Cruizing Pretty Much Death Note, but this is also a JoJo Reference
Josef jostar
Some jojos shit
“Take that Squid Kid.”
-Sun Tzu, the Art Of War.
hi
I totally agree
Is this "Take that Squid Kid" like grabbing him, or is it "Take that, Squid Kid", saying "haha, take that"?
a true quote.
Yes
3 years ago, 3 years ago this video was uploaded. Just let the sink in... The Great Potato War ended 3 years ago. And you might be reading this in the far future so more than 3 years
It has been almost four years now, in a couple of months.
@@NataliaDrownedinaForestwithPJO It's been 9 years Boss (If you get this reference you are a legend)
This is one of the best series I have ever seen on CZcams. He will live on forever. Technoblade never dies!
This is the definition of the “I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you”
@@theghostreckon69420 nice stroke bro
Not 4 but 100 parallel universes
real gamer not 100 but 2.5 billion parallel universes
Nani
You guys make it sound like it was a war, this was just another day of Technoblade bullying a child
When techno remembers his youtube password
“Return of the king”
Jeff Alaba
Or “blood for the blood god”
Start of goirnos theme
“I need to get closer before I can take the crown from you.”
Bro you got 600 likes in 1 hour
Sky 03 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
miss you, techno. watched this for the first time the day it came out, and im in my first year of college now, just finished watching the series with my roommate. you bring joy in even the darkest of times and truly were one of the greats. we win these
Potato Crown.
"+ 1 Speed."
"Congrats. Please Stop."
I didn't even notice those, that's actually hilarious.
19:46 i’m sorry but the way Techno says,
“I’m free” sounds like he’s so Relieved, Imagine going through basically *1 YEAR* without sleep, and let alone be Dedicated to Farming every single day and basically Hour. There is a reason He has the Throne, And as Sun Tzu says...
War comes with Sacrifice,
But Victory Never ends.
It was about 9 months and for the first half he was sleeping normally. Also where is that quote in the Art of War?
@@mene6465 I see you do not know of the great internet trend of "make up things that Sun Tzu said"
StabbyTheBayonet nah I am aware, it’s just I thought he was legit quoting it as it seems like a Sun Tzu quote.
@@mene6465 "Deception is key to war, however, deceiving your opponent with a fake quote is victory itself"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
SpectreSeed “bad” Sun Tzu, The art of war.
"When God sends me to Hell, I want him to hesitate" is far too intense of a line to come from a youtube video of a minecraft potato farming war
No it’s not hahaha
xD
it's technoblade, most of his sentences are way too intense for anything
And this is exactly why I want him to write a book. Any book, I don't care what it's about. Even if it's a Children's Book, I'll read it.
@@supertron6039 knowing that he was an English major, it would definitely be top tier
"But now, im free" god damn it Techno 😭 back at it again. I miss you so much dude, youre videos were the best thing in my life for the longest time.
RIP LEGEND - We miss you.
Can we talk about how the potato crown says “congrats please stop” 😂
But most importantly PLUS 1% SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
18:50 Ayyy, LMAO
Nice catch!!!
It also has speed +1 lol
@@gamerben5284
That's the first thing I noticed XD
He's not the myth,
He's the legend.
"I completely believed that somebody dropped rookie axes in his hopper system... Because it was me-"
This had me wheezing man-
Yo me to
Same
same
*Teapot kettle noises*
Techno: wins the potato war
Every one else in the top 50 Who isn't squidkkd: Hello three
that "I'm free" really hit hard
The fact wee keep coming back to watch the potato war series just shows how much we trully miss him. RIP King
This is like the moment in detective movies when they explain everything they’ve been doing behind the scenes
It's probably not even everything
Legit was like this is some death note level shit right here
Arif Last Name lol yea, I bet techno has a million other secrets hiding in deep, dark corners.
@@Joshpacks techno explaining was like sherlock holmes explaining the mureder after he solved it
*we* *win* *these*
Techo: Squid has an army of goons tracking my every move
Squids goons: "He's insane, we don't know his next move"
you can track something, but that doesn't mean you know what it's going to do next, mad beasts are very hard to predict after all
@@director1336 pretty sure it was joke
@@fijibaron1556 ^
The almighty *TECHO*
Techno*
Re-watching this video I finally understand how much of a gift he was, and now that he’s free from his body and locked in fisticuffs with every God in existence, I’m sure it doesn’t mean we have to let him free from our heart and from our memories
Man that “I’m free”
at the end just hits hard
Everyone: Cool the potato war is over, finally he’ll uplo-
Techno: *no.*
I hope your wrong
@@clippedoutofcontext2283 me 2
@@clippedoutofcontext2283 you hope his wrong what?
everyone who is shocked just didn't pay attention
Hey, should I make a flash intro for techno's intro?
"I completely believe that someone dropped rookies axes into his hopper system, because it was me"
That is genius
Dude I still laugh at that line and its delivery
The way he says “because it was me” 😂
@@gardenpop same
7:09
Same energy as the obi wan “well of course I know him, he’s me
This is the first time I've commented on one of his videos since his passing and after watching his video countless times trying to make it all go away I think I can finally say goodbye I won't quit watching but I'm forever grateful for the entertainment and inspiration he brought to me and I won't ever forget it long live The Potato King next year I'll be going to college when I started watching Techno college wasn't even a thought maybe I'll drop out to play more skyblock too hopefully but anyways to whoever is reading this hope you're having a good day and don't cry because he's gone smile because it happened like I finally am
Hearing his voice fills me with dread...
But also with hope and motivation, motivation to live on and honor his legacy, Rest In Piece Technoblade.
I know it's not what you ment and it's probably just a typo but you should probably change piece to peace, otherwise it's somewhat disrespect.
I miss him...
I miss him man.
When Technoblade said, "I'm free.", it felt like the ending of an anime where the protagonist finished his missions and has defeated all his enemies. Truly a fantastic story.
===================================================
May the credits roll. RIP Techno.
ThyRubyKing it feels like when sitama realized that even against the “denominator of the universe” he would never be able to use his full strength idk tho
Technoblade had ever said "I'm free" in bedwars record iirc.
Unbroken Connor that never happens
bro it made me cry
It hit hard 😭😭😭😭
Technoblade isn’t scary to me because of his pvp skills. He isn’t scary because of his constant calm and calculated attitude. He’s scary because of his determination. Technoblade has one of the strongest if not the strongest mental strength I’ve ever seen. This means his potential is near unstoppable. He is literally a genius of hard work
he's like Batman, his superpower is sheer willpower
a man of steel will if i've ever seen one
Imagine what kind of monstrosity would spawn if techno spent more time on doing things in REAL LIFE
The best trait for a human to have
The utter willpower and determination he wields is scary.
I come back every now and again. Today, I’m coming back to write an essay on him for college.
❤
:)
You can rest techno rest as long as you need have an amazing afterlife. Techno blade never dies
The “i’m free.” and the music at the end actually gave me chills.
I still come back to it just to watch the end over and over again haha it’s so good.
@@jennagood6468 me too
HONESTLY SAME-
The last 5 minutes always gives me chills
gave me Last of Us vibes
block game drama at its finest
Yeah. Nice vids btw
a verified channel commented, better reply so i could flex.
i was here
Wow only 30 likes as a verified person? Wow
@@punchcoolboy4462 so??
god, man. i never met him but jeez its just such a heavy emotion that we wont ever see new content.
"With the war finally over. I'm free." 😢 that hit way harder than it should.
Sadly he lost the war with cancer… rip
@@nandyalavlogs5151When you die of cancer, the cancer dies too.
It's not a loss, but a tie.
Technoblade never loses 🔥
Psychopath. Legit psycopath. Subbed.
Same
420th like🥶
ikr it’s so relatable
Is it bad that I want to invite him some of his friends dreamteam and the redstone masters to create meme worthy chaos?
Ckoach04 Haha funny drug number so funni
Technoblade: *changes thumbnail*
CZcams: “What’s that? You wanted 2M free views? Well why didn’t you say so!”
The unintentional strats
It's because an artist who made some of his thumbnails traced another person, and after the person told Techno about it, he changed the thumbnail because he understood how hard it was to make art. I found this off a reddit post in r/technoblade, it was on Twitter
K
@@titanlord9267 Dayum
Lmao
14:01 " People say technoblade Never Dies , but I'm putting him in the grave"
Omg this didn't age well 💀
This series is one I often come back to because it’s fun to watch how similar these two are
"but when the world needed him most,he vanished"
*Irish farmers,1845*
He is back
*1845 COLORIZED*
We learned about the potato famine in human geography, and every time the teacher says potato I think of Techno and the potato wars
As an Irish person I can confirm
I am Irish and this is very much true
"I've realized now that rank 1 isn't an achievement. It's a prison which forces you to dedicate your life to defend a temporary title" - Technoblade The Art of War
The Art of Potato's
Art of Potato Wars
the art of potato farming
The art of wasting you're life on farming potatoes
And that is warfare. :)
This music at the end, wandering nomad. I listen to it when I go to bed it’s in my sleep playlist iv had it there for many years now, for a bit of time I removed it as it wasn’t something I wanted to hear and be reminded of your passing but I have added it back a few months back and am back to loving it. Thank you for everything hope your mission to conquer the heavens above is going smoothly.
Even if he’s gone, you gotta think about how his dad felt about techno being able to be a psychologist or an English major but chose to be a CZcamsr
i think techno is the perfect example of ADHD hyperfocusing helping someone go above and beyond. when he gets absorbed in something, he completely hyperfocuses on that task and goes to such lengths, dedicating so much to doing that specific thing. i have adhd and although it can suck, watching techno gives me relief and happiness, watching him hyperfocus is so relatable, and seeing him then achieve great things really inspires me, since he's able to use his condition to his advantage and become so successful. he's just so cool
That's how I feel too! As a fellow adhd-er seeing Techno just being so cool makes me feel less weird or alone. TvT
what i don’t understand is how he was able to maintain one hyperfixation for an entire year. mine last like 2 weeks at most
@@lovelybani At some point it was probably just sheer will power and not ADHD
Adhd person here, 100% proven.
i can relate
"When god sends me to hell, I want him to at least hesitate."
-Technoblade 2020
God in caps dude
Also a like per second the heck
Saw that live
Which God?
If Christian, "The God" or one of the "Demi-Gods/Sons of God"
jssjdPL why tho
finally finished this legendary series and i find myself in awe again on how insane was this man in life holy shit, actual legend :)
No truer words have been spoken than at the end of this video.
Rest in peace technoblade
The scariest things about techno is his dedication and that he said that he’s going to shelve intentional sleep deprivation for another time
I'd be more scared that he did a lot of underhanded tactics. Sabotage, bribery, social profiling, charts and graphs. God forbid he wants to pull off a bank heist in his life
nice pfp
@@sol9057 Not just a bank heist. With his ability to sus out info on people and figure out their steps ahead of them, plus the crazy good reaction time he clearly has he could be a leading CIA operative and strategist.
What scares me is that he didn't even hesitate on the morality, but decided against it because he wasn't sure if it'd be legal
This man is truly frightening.
Imagine how sun tzu would feel if he found out his words were used for someone to beat a squid kid at farming virtual potatoes
Sun tzu: why farm virtual potatoes when u can cook food? :P
He would be proud
he would be proud, "pig farm, squid farm, pig win, pig millions views, pig happy"- sun tsu art of war
He will be fine, for 2500 years millions maybe even billions people already use his words from real war to the most trivial dispute. I even use Sun Tzu art of war to make my crush date me.
amazed
“But now with the w at finally over, I’m free (Music Plays)” makes me cry
I will never forget this moment techno you are a god of blood and POTATOOOOOOOES
“I completely believe that somebody dropped rookie axes into his hopper system..... because it was me-“
At this part I completely cracked up! It’s hilarious!
You thought it was a random player, but it was I, DIO
SAME I BURST OUT LAUGHING
i have the power to make this comment 1k likes and i DID
iPlayRandom Games ty i just stole it too :D
@@evelynchao3348 NO i was FIRST
"Did you do it?"
"...Yes."
"What did it cost you?"
"Nine months of my life and the ability to close my eyes without seeing potatoes."
One year of his life for a meme
@@krlsweet bruh for real. Thatd dedication. All hail potatoe king
@@krlsweet And about 10 million views! That is 50k if he makes $5 per 1000 views. America is an expensive place to live compared to a lot of the rest of the world so I am sure he makes at least that much.
epic
@@underscoredfrisk nah more like 10k dollars, also he couldve made way more then that if he uploaded regular uploads
8:29 that convo is so stupidly hilarious I love it