the fastest man in skyblock
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- magma's bugged atm so this is only a fraction of my TRUE POWER
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Server: mc.hypixel.net
Resource Pack: • 50,000 (double revamp ...
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outro music:
Music from filmmusic.io:
"Flying Kerfuffle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licence: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...) - Hry
im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME
so fast
Oof
WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!
@@chenz9254 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us
i enjoy techno allen
“Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then
that's a like.
Bruhhhhhh
I-
*How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*
Zen I don’t know
"enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style
Cursed
i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok
An Orphan sword...
Like a pigman sword,
Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork
Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN
Take them all and then craft the young dragons head
Just don’t make any dad jokes
Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive."
Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."
o7
About that
LOL
@@flappeercraft7979 ...
Nah sonic reads TheFLASH COMICS CUS HES DA FASTEST
He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, HE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN OUR HEARTS
That is true
*beep*
@@dawnbreaker7253 yea so true
He left our lives as fast as he could run...
now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon
nice
wait what? how is it orphaned
Because the old dragon died
CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad
I will protect every dragon
Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing
Dont look in the comments
It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.
@@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day
Saaaaaaaame
@@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said
"Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .
"Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!"
- Techno, the best good person ever maybe.
May he rest well.
Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen
Chaotic good
"Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time
A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere
Better late than never
a
1 year late brother
my bruhtha you kinda late here.
"I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did"
This man's humor is through the roof
ikr
So many things wrong with that one sentence.
@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft
@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?
@@mr.nobody7176 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes
(This is a joke btw)
This was the first ever technoblade video that i watched back in 2019...
The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade.
Rest easy King 👑
No replies?
@@JamesRice_idfk well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing CZcams
@@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies
F techno
Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.
I think it was coming soon.?
I think it was coming soon also time still passes (see the time on the sidebar)
bruh it was a year ago
3:26 did anyone notice he had 17 ender pearls instead of 16
@@legendaryseal2430 technohacker
technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed
skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d
Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed
@@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?
@@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff
@@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?
@@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack
“I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade
"the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes
this is technoblade we are talking about
Yes
L o L
I mean- i don’t know what to *say.*
@@Caligtag lol edited
Friends: let’s hang out
Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans
That’s made out of 160 other orphans
As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me
An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans
@Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours
Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED
i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's.
you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that.
your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years.
rest in peace technoblade.
RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.
woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC
And he said they don't have right sooo
Pigs 2019-2019
Lmfao.
@@esai2152 bruvh
I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3
No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.
He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!
@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp
@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp
that was said by one person.
I miss him to this day and forever
“You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂
"Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans"
Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!
then they added dungeon armor made with enchanted orphans
@@acidtimejams8208 which one?
@@DexFire1115 *Young dragon armor is made out of orphans*
@@Sorta8 holy
@@lunaticbyte no adaptive
I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time
Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats
Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)
ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!
@@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)
Daniel Beauchot Thanks
"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"
"Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "
I truly miss him, even in France, we learned english to watch his videos, Rip techno, you made us grow, fastest men in skyblock for sure
"Enchanted Orphans"
Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.
I busted out of laughen at that point
Just... Why?
quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor
@@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?
Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.
Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory**
Me: *wait that’s illegal*
7:25 uhh you mean 55
Because he got them from minions
@@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16
Nothing is in skyblock
MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago
THATS WHY TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES
"I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right
In a single statement that makes sense and is right
I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves.
I did it, it sounds normal- kinda
My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.
@@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers
@@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence
my man sacraficed the entire rest of his life only for him to rematch those damn orphans
damn
“Speed is the only stat I care about”
1 year later
*spends months farming potatoes to beat a child*
rest in peace legend
Yes no
Well yes but actually no
*Potato Farming speed*is also speed so...
He also used speed to farm it
Just a few months later and squid is like over 18 sooo older than you
The gasps of pure joy is what I live for now.
Fly high, Technoblade
You will be missed
Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...?
*Young Dragon has entered the chat*
Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*
*WISE DRAGON*
can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*
Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch
Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment
techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt"
also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"
What a casual, am I right?
Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.
Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think
@@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.
Speed does boost his manual farming though.
people are still watching these videos 4 years ago. quality content
R.I.P Technoblade. You will live on in our hearts
"I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?"
-Technoblade, 2019
when tommy gets elytra
Technoplane
.... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating
@@ajzhunt lmao so hard
lol
“Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019
uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks
bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft
damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.
@@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in
If harry potter became an armour
Speed, I Am speed.
- Technoblade
When he wrote that RIP who knew that it would come true one day 😢 missing you techno ❤
It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.
Linagn very cool
Big Boss very cool
@@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮
@@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me
aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao
3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory*
Me: *Wait, that's illegal*
Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg
Welcome to skyblock
Well
This is Skyblock
This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago...
And I think that one was stolen too.
@@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.
I feel like this is the best video to say “Godspeed you magnificent bastard” 🫡
love this comment
o7
We miss u bro
❤❤
Just stumbled upon this on my front page, run faster than Sonic technoblade, godspeed
Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*
Yes
TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr
@@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO
hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao
That's so dumb that its smart
"this must be how Saitama feels"
spoken like a true weeb
@Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.
Anime is gross
@@HeyJinx you’re gross
@@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-
@@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you
Imagine if techno survied cancer and said not even close baby technoblade never dies!!! that would hit different...
fastest man in skyblock conquering the kingdom of heaven rn
Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:-
Me: Love?
Techno: -speed.
Me: Oh.
Speed is a drug
@@plippy3717 dont necropost
Charles ok charles
@@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt
@@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol
“Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans”
-Technoblade
2019
Ripping of other comments, huh?
@@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up
1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion
i knew there would be a comment about this
Woah, you watched the video?
Techno kinda called it considering In a lobby there is only orphan dragons that you spawn with eyes
9:32 hits different four years later
“That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.”
*Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*
Young dragon is poggers
Yep
@Videoms hi
wise:
The end did not exist back then
"you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"
True dat
Indeed
Damm
Summer break, winter break, spring break, autumn break, staff day.
oof
Watching this as I realise our legend is already far far away just makes me feel sad but forever in my and our hearts we still know that he was truly a god in its self. rip Techno
rewatching some of the videos and it doesn’t get old
"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"
Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up
@@cooleKinder same
Fate???
You get corona effect
2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major
Edit: fixed a spelling mistake
When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.
when you defy english when you're studying it
*t a l i s m e n*
T a i l s m e n s
He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans
His videos are getting recommended to me again and I can't help but watch them all over again...
I wish I could have experienced skybock when it first came out
Its been a year, and you still remain in our hearts
+1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding:
Casuals: this dude is crazy!
Technoblade: worth it nerds
But he didn’t think it was worth it..
@@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?
@minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;
e p i c
"You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
how
Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol
Just let me have this ok
but you have a roblox profile
Discrimination reeeee
OMG AN UPLOAD? FROM TECHNOBLADE? IS THIS REAL LIFE?
bro...........
imagine techno becoming the fastest in 2024
“It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”
9:49
Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster
*he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*
Too
Endercreeper _25 100TH LIKERRR
There will not as in never be another one. This man is one of a kind. RIP Technoblade
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES
Bro it’s been a year calm down
Techno: " GAASP* "
Techno: " *1% SPEED* "
Oof level: maximum
The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”
@Itz harbir 7:22
Is this a Song? Hehehe
@@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens
U copie my comment
@@medeleanuvlad6706 you didn't post any comment
I hope your doing well up there Techno i remember when i first started watching your videos and hearing you say that when god takes you up there he will frightened by your presence. Rest well King😢👑
o7
it feels weird watching this
9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery
i saw a guy in the chat named Amazon_Canada also
@@LacyCrusty lmaoo
lol
@@TFNfinalflame21 u hav a stupid name
@@LacyCrusty 9:24
Everyone: “Noooo Technoblade, go for defense not speed!”
Technoblade: Haha, feet go brrrrrrrr!
I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max
@Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.
@@dalepisarczyk2080 ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it
@@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also.....
HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.
I've lost that ages ago
Speeding around in the afterlife
Truly the speediest man. Rest well Techno. ❤️
It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die
Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies
God speed techno
Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died
@@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude
@@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday
Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping
Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else
JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.
@@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!
He must be a stando user
Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade
mood tbh
The flash:I’m the fastest man alive
Techno:hold my potatoes
fr lol
Man watching this made me cry, techno was taken from us too soon.
>legendary armour made out of enchanted orphans
young dragon: chuckles
i’m in danger
wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents.
then get the orphan
Who dat
“Thank you dark souls”
Was that a DUNKEY REFERENCE?
Which part is it
What I comment on that 2 videos ago and got only 8 likes I think imma go cry in a corner
Leo Krahn ur life must be sad
it is
Nah its a Jojo reference
Rip legend saw this video when it released got it recommended
9:23 I love how people in chat are like "BAN HIM"
"look! I'm innocent, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did"
why did i laugh so hard at this 4:31
You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol
"Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“
Generally how jokes work
S L A V E R Y
“Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying
WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
2:03
@Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol
When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans
OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??
Bro, this came out four years ago
@@Scr4chhe was makin a joke about the pinned comment lmao
If only he were alive to play the crimson isle. His gear will make Goldor, necron, fervor, and maxed crimson tremble in fear for his 100k voted rising sun gear. Fly high technoblade, higher than the ghasts with your spider boots and grappling hook.
“I bet a new armour set will come in an update and make emerald armour obsolete” I’m starting to think techno is physic
adding better armor isn't an unlikely scenario
I mean maybe he seems like a physic but magma armor is also garbage
yes, he's physic(al), definitely not a psychic.
@@hollys777 yeah he goes to the gym all the time
I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did.
Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.
could also get minion from any other source than crafting
He prob traded for it
He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection
Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection
He could’ve bought porkchops
2022 was proble the worst day for all of use RIP TECHNO!
8:42 so cute and heart warming
Rip king
“You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”
9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video
why is this a top comment lol
yeah, we all watched the vid.
YES!
That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.
*Bad reforging system exists*
"TERRARIA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION"
TRUEEEE
And there are more Terraria prefixes, including good and bad prefixes, so if you run out of money, your weapon can become worse than normal. And it takes longer to get the good prefixes too.
reforging isnt hard in terraria xd
@@eaterofdoggos2622 just because you like it and played it for that long doesn't make you qualified, but it does give value to it
Goblin Tinkerer: DoN't YoU kNoW It'S TrAdEmArEkEd?!
3:44 Why is there snow in the nether?
Hypixel: Good question
8:39 I guarantee you he stopped at the Smart refinement and said to himself "It's basically the same thing" and then kept going