@@dksistalife8439 Impossible! He lost all his hair from chemotherapy, the biggest haircut he’ll ever get, he should be uploading daily. With all seriousness, that was a joke. In the end, his hair did come back.
It's been a couple of months and I think I can finally come back to watch some Techno content. He will be always missed because he was truly one of a kind.
when you said "okay goober" it made my phone think you said "okay google" so now i've got your voice saying "like taking candy from a baby" stored in my google account.
Technoblade, years ago: "MY FOOT NOOOOOO" Technoblade, a few months ago: "Oh yeah it doesn't really matter as much to me if my arm gets cut off. I mean it and I won a lot of Minecraft tournaments together but it DID mess up mitosis..."
Techno cries about losing his foot, then later proceeds to write a Google doc of jokes for when he doesn’t have an arm. Blood god may Rest In Peace, but I hope to bring a little smile to someone’s face with this comment
to anyone who is watching this video this man is a legend and going to become a god he left us yesterday and has ascended to the hevans gl man you will win
“Endermen follow by a strict code, never attack you if you don’t attack them - or if you make eye contact.” My anxiety has forced me to become an enderman.
*RIP: Technoblade’s Foot.* “How did it not cut earlier? He was running like 500mph with a pair of leather boots, for god’s sake. We will remember you.”
Skyblock teaches us, that to prove your worth, you must defeat Guber. But hey, why don't you just get an uber? Who knows, perhaps all he says is a sequence of code. Hold, up is Guber just a toad- Skyblock teaches us, that to prove your worth, you must race him, win in under 3 mins, win in 15 seconds, run back, then do it in under 2 minutes. Illogical, I know. Rest in peace, Technoblade. Cancer is nothing more than a disgusting mark. People are nothing but a victim to it. One day, we can look back, at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come. One day, we can look back at Technoblade, at where he started, and be amazed by how far he's come. 3/07/2022
If you were wondering why Techno didn't get a single piece of ender armour, it's because he was killing endermen that had 9k health, which have the lowest ender armour drop chance (0.02%), the 4,5k endermen have a 0,1% chance. So he should have been killing the 4500 hp endermen :)
An arm for a leg An eye for an ear A nose for a mouth A foot for + 1% speed Edit: Geez 8k likes, I made this as some dumb comment expecting to get like 12 likes but now it’s my most liked comment
"Like a Rabbit's Foot, but more useless."
Hypixel throwing shade lmao
Lol
This is the absolute best thing ever
Ikr
h
Q
Fans: You won minecraft monday?
Technoblade: Yes.
Fans: What did it cost
Technoblade: MY FOOT!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@Piggu__ They need to mass-produce the item.
Good one
Reeeeeee xd
at least it wasn’t his elbows
It's kinda funny honestly, Techno was almost an amputee irl but we forgot he was already a canonical amputee in-game.
Bruh foreshadowing
Fax
Lol so late
@@rubybishop8749 English teacher when the sky is blue
Deoo
Sucks to think about it that no matter how long the world is around there will never be another technoblade skyblock video
it hurts
not if we take his dna and clone him
@@Riftio617 weirdchamp
@@Riftio617 you sir have improved my mood significantly I thank you.
@@Riftio617 but would be the same technoblade who makes us laugh with his humor and sounds dead on the inside(no pun intended) when talking.
techno: *kills an ender dragon in skyblock*
techno's objective: craft a workbench
He is too god for worlbenches
Worlbench
Worlbench
Worlbench
Worlbench
"MY FOOT! NOOOOOOOO-" - Technoblade
OH GOD HIS FOOT
OMG lol
Idiot that’s not his foot lmao
FYI if someone thinks this is serious... r/wooosh to you
The pig foot more like The Techno Foot
Technoblade has lost his foot he needs to make a surgery to reattach it
Techno: Cries about losing foot in game
Also Techno: WHO NEEDS THAT ARM ANYWYAS
Duh, Foot is better than arm
@@milkuetea WHO NEEDS ARMS, WITH LEGS LIKE THESE?
What about their legs? They don't need those.
@@BlackScreenProductions125 Is that an UNDERTALE REFERENCE I HEAR
@@tem9264 perhaps.
Never getting another techno video is so weird. He always seems like a fixture in life. Nothing certain but death, taxes, and techo. Damn
I saw a comments that said don’t think he is not posting again just think he has a terrible upload schedule 🙃
@@dksistalife8439 he died of sarcoma
@@videogamin390 are you joking? he knows that... hopefully english isn't your first language
@@emelyarye2641 i just didnt get the joke
@@dksistalife8439 Impossible! He lost all his hair from chemotherapy, the biggest haircut he’ll ever get, he should be uploading daily.
With all seriousness, that was a joke. In the end, his hair did come back.
You’ve been flying for so long, you didn’t realize your foot was gone
Nice joke
Lmao
@@micharogacz9803 Thanks for letting me know
reeeee
Nani
Technoblade out of context be like:
" *MY FOOT!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I just stabbed without thinking!"
i came
gg
F
F for technoblades foot
Out of context?
It's been a couple of months and I think I can finally come back to watch some Techno content. He will be always missed because he was truly one of a kind.
1 year now...😢
1 year and one month 😢 I’ve been counting
I love how almost every episode ends with technoblade maxing the bank, and timedeo taking all of it.
Techno: we finally have maxed the bank again!
TimeDeo: *i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.*
he fell into the void and lost 25,000,000 LOL
@@Technoblade lmao
@@Technoblade rip XD
Techno, don't speak to this cursed swine! He has the B word in his name!
L
“It’s like this quest was made for me”
No techno It was made from you
Looool
Looool
No techno it IS you
F
@@nakupovani1 No techno it
Literally died when he said "MY FOOT NOOOOOOOOO-"
I'd like to imagine as soon as Guber offered him the pig's foot, he just looked down at his foot and screamed.
Finally a non sad comment that we can laugh at
9:16 anybody notice the dude in chat talking about how he likes men but is straight
*"Like I say, I'm straight. But honestly... If I was to say... I like male genetalia."*
This man is epic, give him some credit pls
It says “like im staight”
Wait waaaaaaa
I mean, they could be a girl... I guess?
It’s called bi-curious
Hypixel secretly cut off Techno's foot after the tnt run in mc monday week 6 saying he was too strong
IT GROWS BACK STRONGERRR
Techno: **Grows back two more feet**
k e r o k e r o , _B I T C H -_
Froppy!
@@enzuo4673 3 feet
WE LOVE YOU TECHNO. hope you're still playing up there with the gods. "Technoblade never dies"
@Danblox_2 no :(
@Danblox_2 at most video games
@Danblox_2 who knows I hope there is so he can continue being technoblade
Playing? Oh no he’s battling
He is one of the Gods he is the god of Minecraft
"How would one drive a man insane Techno?"
"Well you could give him his foot."
Technoblade: I won MC Monday
Everyone else: What did it cost?
Technoblade: my foot
@Joey Rodriguez omg bot
@Joey Rodriguez what's up fucker
@Joey Rodriguez language
@@dpage446 language
@@oreothehamster6981 what's up fucker
“God it’s like this course was made for me”
*Realization*
MY FOOOOOT!!!!
Omg that's so cool you watched the vid too!
lmaoo
Nice Pic
Technoblade, master of deadpan humour. You were the best, rest in piece.
Your foot? Nono
Your hand was what you should have been thinking of
I love how he hasn’t completed the first objective of skyblock “craft a workbench “ up at the top LOL
No one did that
ZdravDan oh lol
ZdravDan am I the on,t one who follows what hypixel says so I gain trust into getting admin
@@finegoldfish8612 yes
I don't use a bench
“The dragon is just going to vaporize us with one lighting bolt”
Vanilla Players: *wait wat*
1st reply
3rd reply
4th reply
5th reply
Aleph 69 reply
People who are watching this now:
"THEY AMPUTATED THE WRONG PART OF HIS BODY."
RIP techno. we love you more than you ever knew. we’ll miss you.
I’d like to think he knew exactly how much we love him, because the last thing he did was write a note to all of us ❤️
when you said "okay goober" it made my phone think you said "okay google" so now i've got your voice saying "like taking candy from a baby" stored in my google account.
Lmao
Lol
Nah more like ok boomer that is what i heard lmao
It was boomer
@@johnspartan247 the guy's name was literally Guber wdym bro
Techno: "Its more of a guideline than a code"
Me: *Pirates of the Caribbean flashbacks*
Lol me 2
Zenith techno liked ur comment,be honored
Omg yes
Rae iOS I am secretly very honored. But I guess now it's not a secret.
Techno is Johnny depp
Technoblade, years ago: "MY FOOT NOOOOOO"
Technoblade, a few months ago: "Oh yeah it doesn't really matter as much to me if my arm gets cut off. I mean it and I won a lot of Minecraft tournaments together but it DID mess up mitosis..."
now he has ascended to slay god himself
Good video but rip thech
no
Uh
9:15 can we take second to look at the chat, this man came out infront of a million ppl and he didnt even know it
Lol
4.7 million people could've seen that
“I like man genitalia” he says
Francinator Bricks 4.8
Lmao owned
“If a item takes less than 10 years to get; are you even playing skyblock” Quote of the year
Did you mean
Quote of the next 10 years
@@juzow5536 no
an*
*played rpgs for years, is used to grinding rare items for days*
Vrabie Alexandru I just quoted what techno said....
Techno cries about losing his foot, then later proceeds to write a Google doc of jokes for when he doesn’t have an arm. Blood god may Rest In Peace, but I hope to bring a little smile to someone’s face with this comment
Rest in pepperoni technoblades foot
"I'm going in for melee!!"
Little did he know...
Zapstar he foreshadowed the melee strat so hard
@@kappasunn7290 what Melee Strat did it Foreshadowing ?
Spulto BNM using tarantula armor to double jump and melee the dragon when it stops
**foreshadowing**
NotSoSirius not everyone plays skyblock
“Like a rabbits foot but more useless” that is the best description ever
techno's neighbors: ...
techno: MY FOOT!!! NOOOOOOO-
techno's neighbors: hmm
Not
to anyone who is watching this video this man is a legend and going to become a god he left us yesterday and has ascended to the hevans gl man you will win
sad that we will never see him in any hypixel game lobby just vibing around .
He's also probably fighting Sun Tzu
The sad truth is that he’s going to hell
@@bigmacgaming5019 god will give him mercy
@@EmeraldSith no. Thats not how it works.
9:28 weirdest chat message ever
oh💀
“Endermen follow by a strict code, never attack you if you don’t attack them - or if you make eye contact.” My anxiety has forced me to become an enderman.
Same
I don’t even remember commenting this.
@@Kyy-Sokia 😂
Ranboo?
{Server} You Are Now SCP-096
"F" In the chat for Technos poor foot
F
F
F
F
F
luckily it was only his foot it could’ve been his arm
-_- u serious? It IS his arm, or almost ig u seen the video called i almost became an amputee? Ye
@@Imonlyalienafterall stupid he didn't actually loose his arm dumbo
@@Imonlyalienafterall Ken Ken this man is stupid embark on your journey for glory and get thousands of likes
Death is something you can’t escape but it gets you anyway though he has died he still is in our hearts RIP Technoblade
Somebody get PETA on the line, Guber is giving out Techno's severed foot
I would buy it
I mean thats the foot of a guy that won 3 or 4 minecraft mondays
Doge Loover wait don’t call peta their useless 😂😂
@@teasips4960 wasnt planing on it
DaDuckie he should at least sell it on the black market
@@NicholasAstralGarden this guy gets it
2017: "beating minecraft hardcore mode with a steering wheel"
2019: "beating hypixel skyblock with a steering wheel"
^
*BEATING*
@@JustinRed624 *NO*
EnduS 2020: Beating Hytale with a steering wheel
2023 and still watching miss him everyday😢
i think your foot is the least of your problems now techno R.I.P.
Technoblade: where’d our 50 mil go?
TimeDeo: gone, reduced to atoms
More like gone reduced to Midas sword
He snapped half by falling into the void with a saving grace for a troll but it bugged and he still died
PeasantTights za wurdo
Rip the sord
TimeDeo: THE WORLD (Time stop) Time to buy midas sword
"its like taking candy from a baby"
what happened to:
"its like taking presents from an orphin?"
Learn to spell
@@user-kx7kc7iv4g no be mean
it's*
orphan*
also you're not supposed to put the question mark before the quotation mark unless the quote was a question.
*orphin*
@@ret.i that's not how you spell orphan
So we're all back here for comfort right? not just me? heh..
"MY FOOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Technoblade
Minecraft Monday players are grouping together to assassinate you, Techno. You have been warned...
OneCapital Gaming woah brotha ho woah woah- you got too much dip on your chip
*technoblade never dies*
Fit and rusher are coming for him
He needs Preston
That way Techno won't have to hunt them down one by one
“ow” -technoblade August, 4 2019
9:22 time stamp (edit)
Him losing his foot still makes me laugh after the 1000th time
I love techno screaming “MY FOOT” it gives off such a powerful energy
Ye
Tommyinnit vibes
MY FOOOOOOOTTT NOOOOOOO
No way right when I saw LORD ZAIDs response techno said it
My volume was at a mere 4 and techno screaming MY FOOT was the only thing I heard
*RIP: Technoblade’s Foot.*
“How did it not cut earlier? He was running like 500mph with a pair of leather boots, for god’s sake. We will remember you.”
Rip Technoblade
"I Just stabbed automatically without thinking!" - Technoblade
9:19 Billvuck casually coming out in the chat lmao
Techno: cries about his foot
The admins watching this go down: he put that together faster then I thought he would
How you have 160 likes and no reply
@@marconeil1870 good question
Now 325 likes but only 2 reply WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!
@@marconeil1870 good question
@@marconeil1870 Extremely good question
1:00 the realiastion is insane
Rewatching all of these and it just adds to the impact, I’m gonna miss em ngl
“It’s like this quest was made for me”
*5 seconds later*
“MY FOOT!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
LOL
More like "this quest from made *from* me"
@Mr.Nobody HOLD UP
@@chewy4722 reply fail rip
Guber: Some say he finished the race *in mere second*
Next update should be Pig’s elbow +1000% sexiness
22k Viizion pig’s face
Pigs Heart +∞ health because, *_Technoblade never dies_*
Eddie Gaming resistance 5 billion
After that it’ll be Pig’s Butt. Ability to launch you when you fart
These are all fair takes
“MY FOOT NOOOOOOOO” haha funny 😂
7:48 Techno tries to apply them in his inventory like from MCM
Techno : Wins minecraft Monday mostly because of tnt run
Hypixel : Foot hunting time boys
Justsomeguy yep arg cannot like this bc it has 396 (its each time x1 or x2 or x3 of the number 3)
he can’t win tnt run now
“I killed 250-“
Me: oh that’s not a lot
Him”thousand”
Yep nvm
Yeah hes insane
He’s not insane until you put a Minecraft orphan infron of him..... (so I’ve heard)
*minions*
Technoblade never dies
It's technoblade. What did you expect
Skyblock teaches us, that to prove your worth, you must defeat Guber.
But hey, why don't you just get an uber?
Who knows, perhaps all he says is a sequence of code.
Hold, up is Guber just a toad-
Skyblock teaches us, that to prove your worth, you must race him, win in under 3 mins, win in 15 seconds, run back, then do it in under 2 minutes. Illogical, I know.
Rest in peace, Technoblade.
Cancer is nothing more than a disgusting mark.
People are nothing but a victim to it.
One day, we can look back, at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come.
One day, we can look back at Technoblade, at where he started, and be amazed by how far he's come.
3/07/2022
"MY FOOT NOOOO" The best thing techno said
Agreed
Technoblade: MY FOOT NOOOOOOOO
Technos neighbors: alright were moving out now
😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂
did... did you just reply and like your own comment
69 likes
100 likes lol
@MapFaq tgiggjhfgj
I have a feeling 80 percent of the items in Timedeo’s chest were Midas swords
more like 99%
@@nevla. more like 99.9
I have a feeling timedeo hide another chest with a 50m midas sword in it
@@MC-fo8gc more like 99.99
bigchode haver69 more like 99.9999
If you were wondering why Techno didn't get a single piece of ender armour, it's because he was killing endermen that had 9k health, which have the lowest ender armour drop chance (0.02%), the 4,5k endermen have a 0,1% chance. So he should have been killing the 4500 hp endermen :)
i always forget how funny technoblade vids are
So If I cut off Technoblade’s Leg.I get speed?
Worth it
It’s like a foot,but it’s slower than a snail”s
But very thicc
Dave 2345 no, you only have to cut off his foot
BEST PART IS HE HAS TWO
TWICE THE SPEED
the''res only 2 in existance BETHER HURRY UP
Legend has it that even if you cut off techno's feet, he will still be the fastest man alive.
Dividing infinity by 2 is still infinity
why would he need feet if he can FLY
legend has it that if you equip technos feet as a talisman you shall sprint as fast as a dude sprint-jumping
he will just lose weight to fly faster
If you wish to defeat Techno, you must train for another THOUSAND YEARS
i have watched these videos at least 6 times and they are still funny, Technoblade was a one-of-a-kind youtuber, R.I.P Technoblade
Respect to technoblade
I suddenly got a new notification of this today... I thought he uploaded a new video TT miss ya, techno
TimeDeo literally Thanos snapped their bank account
Edit: RIP Techno 😭
Scatter Rock best comment ever
Mein Feish No... he died and lost half... nice job ruining the joke
All the snaps.
NAH FAM, TimeDeo DID THE IMPPOSIBLE, TAKE EVERYTHING IN ONE SNAP
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Dragon:i am The most powerfull mob in minecraft
Technoblade:damn it a fly
I love the fact techno still has "Make a workbench" as his objective
Rip techno. rewatching your old videos and this really brought back good memories.
7:16 Every serial killer’s excuse in court
Facts
Sir I didn’t mean to I was just too used to stabbing things
I’ll do your name better Grandmasterbèn95 :D
Techno does that anyway
@@obesepork8531 do me
An arm for a leg
An eye for an ear
A nose for a mouth
A foot for + 1% speed
Edit: Geez 8k likes, I made this as some dumb comment expecting to get like 12 likes but now it’s my most liked comment
a small price to pay for + 1% speed
SwishSwoosh lol
yes
2 percent in total
..@,@,#’sk,siimsej
0:41
Wait a minute…..
That was actually a thing???
Still is.
2022 june who watching this again?🤧
wait
the most important feature of the pig's foot
+1% SPEEEEED
I think the most important feature is that technoblade recovers a lost limv
The desc of his foot is “like a rabbit’s foot, but more useless.” They just dissed his foot.
OHHHHHHHH BUUUURRRRRRRRRRNNNN
“My foot no” technoblade said calmly
Rest in peace techno.
All Technoblade's metal breakdown : 1:01 and 11:05
The "NOOOOO" scream is acutally the same lmao
And music is the same
Zofi Ja your right
thx I was looking for this
c:
metal breakdown lol
No way +1% speed?!
*Vikk and Preston will not know what hit them*
his foot
YOU MADE THE HOLE JOKE SO MUCH BETTER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Phoenix 365 You made it worse
@@Oli-ey7rt Same goes for you
'more like guidelines then a code' - captain techno blade
"MY FOOT, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" - TechnoBlade Funni Moment
Techno: That’s where it gets OP...
Subtitles: That’s where it gets SOAPY
Techno now has good soap that can clean everything
The soapiest of them all…
Oooo very *soapy* if you know what I mean
@@Asterena 😏
“THATS WHEN IT GETS SOAPY”
*grown man stabs children while talking about soap pops up in recommended*
When the pig foot came out they should have made it so only Technoblade is 50% slower since they took his foot.
****He can fly****
@@InieProductions still'd be slower.
Going through gis videos again still feels unreal that we lost him he was the best thing to happen to this plat form we all miss him dearly
He is one of the most funniest Minecraft CZcamsr!
Was*
You say “Rip his foot”, but I’m pretty sure that the skyblock admins added one more word: “Rip his foot OFF”
👁️👄👁️
Ahhhhhhhh
👁👄👁
Ahhhhhhhh
Hehe foot go rip
Everyone wish techno luck for tmrw Minecraft Monday UNITE
Luck is for losers
@@aaronrosales8274 Techno makes his own luck.
luck
good luck, techno! 💛
Blood for the blood god