Dream SMP: The Red Festival
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- čas přidán 12. 11. 2020
- The only universal language is violence.
featuring Fundy, Nihachu, Jschlatt, Quackity, Tubbo, TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, uh... BadBoyHalo was kinda there... i think i saw Punz maybe... yeah i give up
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"An Open World" by Kikoru
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it stays in the pit
yes yes
yes
The king hath returned
In the p i t
The pig stays in the pit
techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy"
also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*
Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.
@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity
8
@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭
the element of surprise and shock
if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket
jschlatt: “Take him out.”
technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”
69th like
Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor
What a romantic gentleman 😏
lol
@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time
Tubbo: “...our people have been beaten down by royals and dictators...”
The chat: *ItsFundy was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Technoblade*
Finally a new comment that isn’t so emotional
@@1IQIntellectual2 I've actually gotten so sick of all the "technoblade never dies🥺🥺🥺🥺" BRO I DONT WANT YOUR PERSONAL ANECDOTE OF HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF GODAMN
@@Luke-lm2dk i agree except the blasphemy
@13:13 - Quackity, Jschlatt and Tubbo_ went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Subscribe to Technoblade] by Technoblade
Finally a comment that dosent make me cry a bunch
Techno: "I was peer pressured"
Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo*
Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning*
Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*
He got excellent content.
@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀
@@yunqpr aged like milk
techno: assasinates half the nation
shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT
The whole nation, actually
That was quackity
I mean shlatt have a condition
can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno
Thats because technoblade never dies.
"The only universal language is violence"
"Might've just committed tax fraud"
"Oh, and the murders"
"Those rockets cost $10,000"
"All the cool kids talk about state secrets"
"You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure"
"The firework weapons test was a HUGE success"
"I'll continue stockpiling weapons"
Deserves to go in the museum of
-‘Technoblade quotes’-
Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’
@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?
Good quotes
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.
i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"
hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now
😭😭
😢
yeah
tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud,"
tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO
technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders
Technoblade in a nutshell.
Don’t forget the orphans
XDDD
technoblade moment
Lmao
Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other CZcamsrs?
Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.
lol
It do be like that tho
Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers?
Tommy: *W a r*
it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place
I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?
That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD
18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*
Techno: *kills the whole manberg population*
Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!
@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians
Cuz techno is too powerful
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.
He didn’t killed purpled lol
“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.”
-Sun Tzu
Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽
technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar
"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace
I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.
“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?”
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism
@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden
@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words
@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM
eck
Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo”
Techno: “Genocide it is then!”
“Its mass murder then”
Mass murder*
@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying
@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment
Genocide:
"The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."
Techno: *commits mass genocide* "I'm being subjected to mild amounts of peer pressure"
Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@@mehemmetdorak fr
@@mehemmetdorak fax
Rip
his humor isnt the only thing not getting old
"i'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate."
This aged poorly
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how so
Gabriel Cinaqui how?
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how?
Gabriel Cinaqui h o w
Everyone: is role-playing
Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently
Manberg may have taxes. We don't know
Technoblade :
power : 10
defence : 10
charisma : 7
dedication : 10
intelligence : 10
role play : 2
@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit
Yep this makes sense than humanity
Technofraud
16:25
Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg."
Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE"
The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!
Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on CZcams
If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance
Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad
@@mehemmetdorakbruh not saying it doesnt mean that he’s not dead
Technoblade: *conducts a terrorist attack on all of Tommy's enemies*
Tommy: "Why'd you kill Tubbo?"
Big facts, like what’s up with this man
@@ericschreck8979 Its true friendship.
@@jayde8797 that's cute lmo
@@ajq1635 Teehee :)
@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.
Rest In peace techno. you were a king
🐷👑
Underrated comment
He uploaded last MCC to his second channel btw
you surely did not see his past stream
Yaaay, he should write it somewhere to remember next time.
this is a good well done comment
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
R.I.P technoblade/Alex 1999-2022
Bro I wished he didn’t die this man’s content was so good
rest in peace Technoblade it wasn’t your time 😢
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
2022? god damn
@@mehemmetdorakbro r u srsly just gonna comment this under every single comment that said this
no one:
techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water
"He murdered you in front of a crowd"
He also murdered the crowd
No witnesses
@@wobbmin3705 yepp
Tru tru
"Nobody will notice if there's no one to notice"
-NoThInGlOl
hey brother bobby lol
Everyone: "OMG Tubbo died nooo ;-;"
Techno: "Lmao look at that killstreak"
POSITIVE KD!!
I imagine Technoblades killstreak is much longer than one man could realistically count... never dying and all.
LAUGH MY ASS OUT LMAO LOL
8 player killstreak
Some *p h a t* killstreak right there
Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home.
Fundy: NOOOOOOO
technoblade:i will go even when im not invited
also him:why am i here?
"When you don't know who to kill, kill everyone."
-Sun tzu, art of war.
XD
Sun tzu was wise man
“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!”
“Sir this is a taco bell”
get rid of the government techno
I thought this was an subway
Slaygix no it’s a wendys
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
Lol I just crapped my pants
13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢
if you are down here because you've heard of his death, lets both take a moment to appreciate his life. he was a living legend, and now that legend is immortalized in our hearts. if given to opportunity, donate blood for cancer patients, let techno be our beacon of guidance as we work to protect those who cant protect themselves. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Tommy: “What’s wrong with you?”
Techno: pulls out list
“Oh youre technoblade? Then name everything wrong with you.”
@@imperial2252 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans
I’m going to comment to see if someone could actually name everything
@@imperial2252 main problem is killing orphans
Him being born
Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”
Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books
The violence was certainly colorful
Most of the colors were very red
That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish
i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious
I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :).
Have good time in heven techno
R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts
o7
"If a furry tries to drown you with your respiration 3 helmet. Drink water to assert dominance"
*-Sun Tzu*
*The Art Of War*
yes chain
yes
@@tashame100 no
The Art of Water
@@azureaqua_1177 no
Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly
self insert
They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍
They are pretending they are themselves
@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.
EDIT: misunderstood
I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup
technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno
I love how everyone else is seriously roleplaying while Techno is just being himself
Yeah he'll just put the baby in the pocket imo🐖✋😬
Techno being techno
Bruh he should have had in the title, The red festival in the color red, to represent C O M M U N I S M
This server makes no sense lmao
“everybody’s here”
the owner of the server: 👁👄👁
So........
Dream? 🤔
And karl
george: 💤➖👄➖ 💤
george, who slept during this: 👁👄👁
@@kittyself no no its ➖👄➖
still here rewatch all your vid , we miss you techno :(
13:40 has to be one of my favorite parts 😂
jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno”
Techno: “To dinner?”
A man of culture
A man of culture
A man of culture
No, take him out to lunch
@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast
Techno...
Play dumb
“Take him out”
“...To dinner?”
But not that dumb
Romantic music
lol
This had 999 likes and now i will be the 1000 like
I see the reference
@@b-roajohnfredg.4991 HISHE ends
4:00 techno never dies !
The intro to this was the peak
"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?"
*Dead silence*
"For fun?"
Whoo state secrets
Whoo,party
FIREWORKS WHOO
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well
“Techno it’s been 15 years your subscribers need you techno” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Never has a truer statement ever been uttered...
i smell like wet metal
OH MY GOD SO INSPIRING 😮😮😮😮
*27
It's so crazy that this is nostalgic for me now
Still after 1 year after his death I will always watch one of his videos every day TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
Techno finally remembered his account password
Loooool
Lol
Took him long enough
He’s been streaming a lot actually
😂😂
Schallt:Take him out. Techno:Take him out to dinner? I can't believe how he kept his humor during stress xD R.I.P Blood King 😭
I still feel this legend is still here
He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes
Potato war 4? The grand finale
@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch
@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever
I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource
I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content
Techboblade: “I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water”
Fundy: *MAD CONFUSED NOISES*
Be Honest who else is a FAN 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
“ɪ’ᴍ sᴜʙʙɪɴ𝙶 ᴛᴏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏⓄɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ sᴜʙ𝘴 ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ”👀😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
tigo .__. Stop it bot
tigo .__. I’m not a fan
I’m a lamp
ive decided to go back and wathc the entire dsmp story from technos pov
RIP rest easy bro
*goverment members talk about litterally anything*
Technoblade: 'State secrets wooo'
Techno: "THERE WAS 20 PEOPLE WHO WOULD'VE JUMPED ME"
Also Techno: *Kills most of them by Crossbow fireworks*
Correction, kills all of them
@@ARandomGuy7889
Except Fundy. Fundy got away.
L for Technoblade. He missed Fundy.
Correction, all of them
Me thinks it was a bit more than half
I like how he edited out missing the first trident shot
First try AYYY
techno gotta look slick
Of course lol
@@shells7766 ok I won't
Lol I didn’t even notice that
Who still watching this to this day?
Me 😢
Researching this for banes realm
“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”
What stream is that in?
@@anai.7889 The Festival
@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry
And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao
It stays in the pit
While everyone else on the server is taking this plot seriously, creating a suspenseful plot and using their acting skills to their best, Techno is just jumping around wearing full netherite, waiting for his sellout timer to go off.
and he still gives us some of the best english major flavored lines-
sadly this is sh*t posting basically uploading trash content i cant believe techno did this ...
he doesn't even roleplay lmaooo just wants clout
@@OnurKRB huh??? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
He's the SMP equivalent of Deadpool
if this video was a cow, it would produce golden milk
"reconnaissance mission" *kills 9 people*
“Did he upload?”
“Yes”
“What did it cost?”
*”Playing in MCC12.”*
damn
😂
omg u right
F
Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?
So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre
@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@@kittycat-sc7je shut up
Eh. Sounds normal
@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about
this guy really just drank strength for the fistfight
bro really said i had to take a break from drowning. Had to rewatch RIP techno
Tommy: TECHNO YOU--
Techno: P I T.
Anything Tommy says should just be responded with, "PIT"
Yes
@@qaurito8081 I think you mean *it stays in the pit*
You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel
🥰
Happy late channel birthday techno
(Accidently kills Jschlatt and Quackity)
- Oh no...
(Reloads crossbow)
- *...anyways.*
I love the fact, that under every video of this legend new comments with Rip Techno are. We will never forget this legend
Techno: *kills Tubbo*
Tommy: What's wrong with you?
Techno: A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might have just commited tax fraud recently..
oh and the murders
Was gonna like this but it at 69 likes
@@simonuser u the real one
That’s a mood
It’s at 699 do I do it
Oh nvm others did it
"When drowning, drink a glass of water."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
XD
It must be in a glass
"I'm dying slowly" the irony...
5:20 Soviet and American spy’s in each others country’s in the 1960’s
Techno: actually uploads
His fans: I’ve seen this on so many channels a couple weeks ago but I’ll still watch it.
😂😂 tru
I saw this first in Techno’s stream.
@@impossible9690 But here it has been edited by an english major
Yes
Most relatable comment lmfao
Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president
Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
Tommy is blind
He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb
He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.
Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
This man left so many memorable qoutes, this man will never be forgotten and one of his iconic line "We win these" is always my favorite.
Techno I know your not alive but I’m. Telling you you always made me happy in the darkest times and I love potatoes to! But your dead.. but you’ve done so much for the world and everyone wishes you were here so we all love you technoblade we’re sorry you passed away but we still love you and we’ll always love you and people who see this always belive your dreams
When Techno is in a high stress situation he reverts to his primal instinct, which is to stab everything
thats just true
The red haze descends upon his eyes and people die
That's too true
When in stress, murder is the only option
Yeeeeee violence
Techno: There was like... 20 people watching- ready to jump me at any second.
Also Technoblade: *Casually murders the same 20 people in 3 seconds*
he killed the 8 who were not armed or prepared. the 20 would see him refuse to kill tubbo and wear their armor and instantly start destroying techno.
@@octosaurinvasion bro take a joke he's just exaggerated what techno did to some poor people
@@unor1ginalname op stuff ey
all of you guys forgot the fact Techno didn't know how powerful was that rocket-crossbow.
@@Drguhasluvd I mean, maybe he did, which is why he attempted to test it out, and boi, *it worked*
Technoblade Never Dies!
All the man wanted a “trident”…. Never got it on his sever.
i love how techno says very random things
"yeah violence!"
"WOOO STATE SECRETS"
Ikr lol
*I...
Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.
@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties
@@LemonAide2024 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.
@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.
Techno: *"tHeRe wAs LiKe 20 dUdEs tHeRe ReAdY tO jUmP mE"*
Also techno: **kill all the dudes under 10 second**
Ok but those guys werent prepared, if they knew techno was gonna betray them everyone would put on their gear and gotten weapons out
Punz and everyone else that killed Tommy and Niachu were gonna stab him
And he also had no clue how powerful the rocket launcher was.
@@agintofchoas7014 hold on my man i destroyed almost full netherite protection 4 armor friend in my server and with that weapon with like 4 or 3 shots technos pvp skills can take like 5 or more man bruh at battle of the lake he sayed if i wait few streams i can beat them and he was so ready that moment had somuch stuff he would oblirlatte them
@@androwilsona4740 yes but again the people in armor realized and got out of the way after 1-2 shots
Pov Techno: kills 80% of the people there
Also manburg: GET TOMMY
Man, I just seen this pop up on my suggested and my heart skipped a beat... sigh... Rip Techno. Thank you for everything you gave us and did for us. Love you.
“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.”
-Technoblade, 2020.
He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava
lol
i was searching for this comment
I took a break from overeating to have a snack.
Welcome to 1000 likes boy
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence”
-hot elbow man
i wheezed jesus christ-
mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man
:D
thanks air conditioner
What're you doing in my room 😳
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Techno: my brothers are exiled. I must atay in the shadows and help them.
I swear i love techno's content is amazing. Rest in peace Blood God.