The Bill & Ted Movies - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  Před 3 lety +289

    That Popeyes sandwich was E X C E L L E N T
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    • @silverghost500
      @silverghost500 Před 3 lety +10

      Rio 2 plesae

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 Před 3 lety +11

      Review The Simpsons Movie (2007).

    • @deshawnedwards6412
      @deshawnedwards6412 Před 3 lety +9

      Review Steven Universe: The Movie and invite AwestruckVox from The Roundtable.

    • @redred8478
      @redred8478 Před 3 lety +4

      Could there be a Dark Toons episode on “That’s Life!” from The Fairly Oddparents?

    • @mathieumalo2824
      @mathieumalo2824 Před 3 lety +4

      Review mad max enter the thunderdome

  • @moviestar1296
    @moviestar1296 Před 3 lety +1201

    I really like how the actors who had to play historical characters spoke in the same language they would speak and didn’t do that thing where everybody speaks English for no reason. It made them feel real

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety +44

      But, unless the Tardis was translating for them, how could they understand Bill and Ted’s modern English, and how could Bill and Ted understand their various languages?

    • @56jklove
      @56jklove Před 3 lety +80

      @@cjwrench07 they didnt really understand each other, they knew vasic facial expressions

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +67

      Also if I’m correct Freud was bilingual so he could translate for some of them

    • @jessiehall1828
      @jessiehall1828 Před 3 lety +5

      Doctor Cthulhu TARDIS?

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 Před 3 lety +7

      @@jessiehall1828 time traveling phone box.

  • @LarryoftheLarrinites
    @LarryoftheLarrinites Před 3 lety +587

    "I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers." Pretty much sums up this year.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety +8

      October’s disaster is scheduled to be: Cthulhu, soooo....just party on dude. (Not me obviously, I’m just his Podiatrist Cousin)

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt Před 3 lety +8

      @@cjwrench07 Honestly I think domestic terrorism or a mass shooting are far more likely though I do appreciate the appeal of something as whimsical as an interstellar squid man. Goodness knows we could all use some whimsy right now... and tenticles.

    • @necroarcan
      @necroarcan Před 3 lety +2

      i swear on my mother i was thinking the same thing

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 Před 3 lety

      Astroid is coming in November.....

  • @Mirality
    @Mirality Před 3 lety +693

    I think the theory behind Death losing at those games is because he's only ever played chess, because that's what you're supposed to challenge him with. But Bill & Ted are crazy non-traditional guys. Or just ignorant of the customs. Or both. Especially both.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +51

      My theory is typically Death picks the games and always goes with chess but after Bill & Ted melvined him he got pissed off and decided not only was he gonna leave them in hell if they lost (because that line about them staying there makes no sense as they weren’t meant to go there in the first place) but they’d be the creators of their own demise by them picking a game for him to beat them at

    • @ccch5308
      @ccch5308 Před 3 lety +9

      My theory is that everybody who goes to death always lets him win because I know he's a sore loser

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe Před 3 lety +17

      I thought the joke was that Death is just that easy to beat in a game, and every near-miss with death in history was having the guts to demand to play him, and then winning because he's actually not good at them at all. I thought the vibe around his line, "No one has ever won,' was that he was lying big-time. Sore losers have big egos.

    • @jabber1990
      @jabber1990 Před 3 lety +3

      the joke is that you're not supposed to win...

    • @rockycuro7737
      @rockycuro7737 Před 3 lety +3

      Well after the 3rd movie I think it's clear, he's just a sore loser.

  • @Dark_Tale
    @Dark_Tale Před 3 lety +451

    "I'd ask whats going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers." I want that on a T-shirt.

  • @MrDruism
    @MrDruism Před 3 lety +498

    Fun fact: that’s Alex Winter playing the role of his grandma in hell. That is a great job they did on his costume, they should’ve gotten an Oscar nomination for those effects!

    • @balgus82
      @balgus82 Před 3 lety +30

      Seriously. I didn't even know that until earlier this year. Old Age makeup in the 80s and 90s were almost always awful. But this one was so good.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 Před 3 lety +2

      11:20 thats a Showbiz Pizza they decorated.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety +7

      If Suicide Squad can get one for their effects, over way more deserving movies, this series should have got more than just a nomination.
      The 1st movie: the sound design obviously.
      The 2nd movie: the practical grandma AND *Station* effects.

    • @OliverTCrowe
      @OliverTCrowe Před 3 lety +2

      Wait, WHAT? You learn something new every day.

    • @MrDraven86
      @MrDraven86 Před 3 lety +1

      Most terrifying and convincing makeup ever

  • @rhodrage
    @rhodrage Před 3 lety +1450

    I like how they didn't use a Van cause it was "too close to the delorean" and then they went with a Phone box and didn't see the irony

    • @michaellarose4913
      @michaellarose4913 Před 3 lety +80

      Now that.....is hilarious.

    • @shizuwolf
      @shizuwolf Před 3 lety +103

      Maybe Doctor Who wasn’t as popular then

    • @maxstone3779
      @maxstone3779 Před 3 lety +119

      @@shizuwolf
      Dr Who just went off the air at that time. Keep in time you mostly/only saw it on PBS. So it wasn't main stream.

    • @StarWarriorCentral
      @StarWarriorCentral Před 3 lety +33

      And then the sequel has them riding in a van (even though it doesn't time travel).

    • @TheSuperGuitarGuy
      @TheSuperGuitarGuy Před 3 lety +14

      Thats the joke

  • @amehak1922
    @amehak1922 Před 3 lety +445

    My favorite part is when they keep calling Joan of arc "Noah's wife."

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin Před 3 lety +32

      They only say that once, but they do keep calling her Miss Ovark

    • @yeldarb141983
      @yeldarb141983 Před 3 lety +9

      @@weldonwin ...does that weirdly sound like someone trying to come up with an ovary joke? or is that just me?

    • @kaitlynreynolds5192
      @kaitlynreynolds5192 Před rokem +1

      @@yeldarb141983 ...no?

    • @yeldarb141983
      @yeldarb141983 Před rokem

      @@kaitlynreynolds5192 yeah, looking back, I think I read "miss Ovark" differently than they probably said it in the movie, lol.

  • @jacobhogan3208
    @jacobhogan3208 Před 3 lety +161

    "This was actually the late 80's early 90's American adaptation of Doctor Who."
    Tell that to Paul McGann.

    • @JosephDillman
      @JosephDillman Před 3 lety +6

      Teeeeechnically, his TV movie aired in 1996 and thus would be considered the late 90s. XD

    • @paladinslate9609
      @paladinslate9609 Před 3 lety +8

      He should have gotten more time as the Doctor, 1 movie and a short is not enough.

    • @JosephDillman
      @JosephDillman Před 3 lety +4

      @@paladinslate9609 I'm not sure if this is still true and I know it's different, but at one point he was actually the person who played The Doctor the longest through the Big Finish audio plays. I believe he references some characters from them in his final short, which I must admit, was a great service to him and fans, I think. I never liked the "half human" thing, but even that movie was a nice send-off for Sylvester McCoy.

    • @DMJ2004
      @DMJ2004 Před 3 lety

      I agree Jacob Hogan

  • @leonardodepression5377
    @leonardodepression5377 Před 3 lety +410

    When you realize Bill and Ted had a better devil than Spawn

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx Před 3 lety +35

      Weird how in three of Reeve's films he met satan.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 3 lety +16

      @@anubusx "And then Constatine showed and and went NOPE..."

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 Před 3 lety +5

      Not that hard to pull off

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 Před 3 lety +5

      @Merciless Freak granted the devil in spawn was actualy called malebolgia and satan was someone else and malebolgia always kinda awful looking like a fatass middle manager (which he kinda was) movies is somehow worse

    • @Nightmare77110
      @Nightmare77110 Před 3 lety +3

      Leonardo de Pression to be more specific, Movie Spawn. Not the comic Spawn, Malbogia is actually horrifying in the comics

  • @mudmanag7843
    @mudmanag7843 Před 3 lety +658

    Bill and Ted is basically America’s version of doctor who

    • @martyjackson4166
      @martyjackson4166 Před 3 lety +25

      Mud man Ag Except actually good

    • @ryanbush6118
      @ryanbush6118 Před 3 lety +26

      @@martyjackson4166 Doctor Who was great up until Jodie Whittaker

    • @BrotherMag
      @BrotherMag Před 3 lety +2

      No that is not tub time machine lol

    • @RAZVIELRAMOS
      @RAZVIELRAMOS Před 3 lety +2

      Bill and Ted killed the 13th Doctor and air guitar on her

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 Před 3 lety +1

      And a much better one to me because I never watched Dr. Who!

  • @MountainDewComacho494
    @MountainDewComacho494 Před 3 lety +230

    The writers were actually pitched the "this time they have to pass English" idea like you mentioned and not only they refused to do that and so did Keanu and Alex.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +22

      Thing is it’s actually a cool idea if it wasn’t just a complete retread. The idea of these two idiots who probably can’t read past a second grade level having to travel into these massive and complex stories like Huckleberry Finn, Lord Of The Rings and Sherlock Holmes is interesting and could’ve really taken the duo out of their comfort zone as their simplistic view of the world is challenged by super serious and deep characters. But instead they just wanted to do the “go to this place and pick up a character” schtick again

    • @chrissmith6097
      @chrissmith6097 Před 3 lety +6

      @@mrcritical6751 What actions do Bill & Ted take (aside from failing a high school class) that make you think they’re idiots or can’t read?
      And how would time traveling get them to meet fictional literary characters? I won’t meet Elrond if I go to 1300’s Europe.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +7

      @@chrissmith6097 for starters it was confirmed by Ed Solomon that the original pitch for a Bill & Ted sequel was the booth would take them into books so they could kidnap famous literary characters, the one example I remember him using is there was a scene where Bill & Ted ride the booth down the river alongside Huckleberry Finn.
      Secondly some of the posters for Excellent Adventure literally said they couldn’t spell so I’m pretty sure their reading isn’t that good

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 2 lety +6

      @@mrcritical6751 except they have a most eloquent and versatile vocabulary so it's clear English isn't that hard they probably just don't read and don't do their school work

  • @brookez3116
    @brookez3116 Před 3 lety +120

    “I’d ask what’s going on, but I’m afraid I’d get answers.” Literally me in class

  • @davidsmusicbox5866
    @davidsmusicbox5866 Před 3 lety +236

    "I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'll get answers." The motto of 2020.

    • @vaultdweller2295
      @vaultdweller2295 Před 3 lety +7

      No the motto of 2020 is “everything sucks”

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism Před 3 lety +2

      Uh...You see the comment right below yours, right? At least TRY to be original. I mean wow

    • @davidsmusicbox5866
      @davidsmusicbox5866 Před 3 lety +7

      @@EmptyAltruism No, I didn't. But how dare I have the same idea as someone else right? Right.. How dare I not scrub through every single comment made before even thinking of posting my own as it comes.

    • @Code_Ax0
      @Code_Ax0 Před 3 lety +4

      @@EmptyAltruism originality is a myth or at least is very rare. If you tried to be original 24/7 you'd be dead. Bc by this point even breathing isn't original.
      People can have the same ideas. You need to let loose my guy.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety

      Don’t worry about it, the Class X Coronal Mass Ejection is scheduled for Nov-1st, so just party on dude. 🎶🎶🎶🎶

  • @ChildOfChaos07
    @ChildOfChaos07 Před rokem +39

    I actually liked Bill and Ted Face the Music. I loved how much like them their daughters were, they were adorable.

  • @LenHazell
    @LenHazell Před 3 lety +73

    Thank you for such a kind tribute to a wonderful, funny and often underrated British actor.
    Tony Steedman who played Socrates was an up and coming sit-com star in the UK, who moved over to the US and enjoyed minor success in film and TV before splitting his time in the 1990s between both sides of the pond with his wife the truly great British Actress Judy Parfitt.
    He died in 2001 after a battle with Alzheimer's disease.
    Nice to see him appreciated still.

  • @adu1991
    @adu1991 Před 3 lety +75

    Fun fact: Jane Wiedlin(of The Go-Go's), was in the first Bill & Ted film.
    She was Joan of Arc.

  • @RNJesusVtuber
    @RNJesusVtuber Před 3 lety +232

    And I say unto you:
    "Be excellent to each other."

  • @mzoe12
    @mzoe12 Před 3 lety +128

    Hey, the Critic is right. The Bill and Ted sequel did referenced Battleship better than its own movie. 27:30

  • @ZergrushEddie
    @ZergrushEddie Před 3 lety +30

    Part of the success of Bill and Ted, aside from Winters and Reeves being damn perfect, is that they are not dumb. They just don’t really care about much but it is never like Ted can’t read or Bill forgets to flush the toilet. Hell, they even give a good reason for trusting Rufus: “why would we lie to ourselves?”
    My favorite joke in the entire series? “Hi, I am Ted ‘Theodore’ Logan.”

  • @mullaoslo
    @mullaoslo Před 3 lety +14

    Ted's dad's Keanu impression is still to this day the most spot on ever put to film.. The difference between someone who actually know Keanu and someone who's only seen Keanu in movies and in interviews.

  • @undead890
    @undead890 Před 3 lety +236

    This is a most excellent pair of movies to review.
    SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!!!

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye Před 3 lety +8

      *STATION!*

    • @Rhomega
      @Rhomega Před 3 lety

      It's computers!

    • @EmptyAltruism
      @EmptyAltruism Před 3 lety +3

      Be excellent to each other...and party on dudes!!

    • @JH-hb8ob
      @JH-hb8ob Před 3 lety +1

      No lie, I said that at the end of my toast to my brother at his wedding.

    • @sparkpenguin
      @sparkpenguin Před 3 lety

      laaaast NIGHT-- i had a dream
      that we went to disneyland
      WE WENT ON ALL THE RIDES DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott Před 3 lety +151

    It’s strange that Malcolm was missing from his own room when Malcolm arrived from the future

    • @matthewjarek3026
      @matthewjarek3026 Před 3 lety +11

      Musta been taken a big one in the bathroom.

    • @vaultdweller2295
      @vaultdweller2295 Před 3 lety +5

      He was asleep in the other room

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety +4

      He was in the room. Its just his Furry outfit isn’t green screen friendly, so he got edited out by accident.

  • @natemidz4306
    @natemidz4306 Před 3 lety +54

    "I'd ask questions, but I'm afraid i'd get answers" is a pretty funny line tbh

  • @jakeprimak
    @jakeprimak Před 3 lety +38

    Never realized Napoleon was the bathtub guy from The Truman Show 🤯

  • @FlyinMunky
    @FlyinMunky Před 3 lety +135

    No mention that it was Alex Winter playing Bill's grandma in Hell? Of course, I just realized this myself.

    • @rpgqueen8737
      @rpgqueen8737 Před 3 lety +2

      Chad same

    • @samanthaash3944
      @samanthaash3944 Před 3 lety +2

      I've seen this movie a hundred times and I only recently learned this fact XD

    • @daneglenn5670
      @daneglenn5670 Před 3 lety +2

      No mention of the villain's name, DeNomolos, which is Ed Solomon's name (one of the writers) spelled backwards.

    • @annescholey6546
      @annescholey6546 Před 3 lety +1

      Also one of the biker vampires in Lost Boys

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 Před 3 lety +67

    🎼"You might be a king
    Or a little street sweeper.
    But sooner or later
    You'll dance with the reaper!"

    • @janosjph2867
      @janosjph2867 Před 3 lety +10

      I'm surprised the review didn't mention that Death was paraphrasing the last words of a man who murdered two sixteen year old boys in California. I mean, if you're looking for strange and disturbing trivia...

    • @TJ1380
      @TJ1380 Před 3 lety +3

      @@janosjph2867 I didn't know that, but that both makes it really uncomfortable and somehow perfect for this movie.

    • @janosjph2867
      @janosjph2867 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KairuHakubi You are right! The fact that he did the crime in the seventies threw me off but he was executed a year after the film. My bad.

  • @Akendolfr
    @Akendolfr Před 3 lety +81

    Man: Are you a musician?
    Beethoven:....
    The look and the silence just says everything.

  • @joshuacritchfield3564
    @joshuacritchfield3564 Před 3 lety +55

    The sign behind Genghis Khan is talking about tennis rackets. They’re stings would come lose and handle grips ware out. Some sporting goods stores would provide a service to repair the rackets.

  • @rowanw1312
    @rowanw1312 Před 3 lety +87

    Did you know before his acting career Keanu Reeves performed is a Shakespeare show in my home town of Winnipeg? (Canada) pretty cool!

    • @femoman
      @femoman Před 3 lety +8

      Well, he was in Kenneth Branagh's Much Ado About Nothing, so it's not a complete surprise.

    • @nateputerbaugh5709
      @nateputerbaugh5709 Před 3 lety +1

      @@femoman I love keanu but seeing him pop up in that just made me laugh and say "no."

    • @orangeslash1667
      @orangeslash1667 Před 2 lety

      @@femoman How is it that Keanu Reeves does a terrible job acting in Dracula, but he so excellent as Ted???

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E Před 3 lety +182

    "Did you hear that, Merriwether? I think they mean to brawl!"
    "I'll take Neo"
    "I'll take the one that no one knows, at all!"

  • @jasonp7423
    @jasonp7423 Před 3 lety +53

    "Its like Guillermo Del Toro directed a NickJr. show" I died.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +4

      Ironic seeing how Guillermo has made kids shows now in the form of his Netflix cartoons

    • @Sphiinxs
      @Sphiinxs Před 3 lety

      @@mrcritical6751 wizards, trollhunters, 3below are a great trilogy, there's even a movie

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Sphiinxs I can’t wait for the movie, I wonder if it’s gonna have a Dreamworks movie level budget or if it’s going to have a similar budget to the cartoons

    • @Sphiinxs
      @Sphiinxs Před 3 lety

      @@mrcritical6751 something a bit similar to the httyd series

  • @danielgertler5976
    @danielgertler5976 Před 3 lety +43

    "enter like a frog wearing a diaper filled with diarrhea..." looks like someone's been playing the new battle toads.

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 Před 3 lety +531

    Review South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut.

    • @hooty8177
      @hooty8177 Před 3 lety +15

      I hoped you would comment this sjsjdkda and YES!! WE WANT SOUTH PARK!!!

    • @robertcoombe1026
      @robertcoombe1026 Před 3 lety +9

      Yes I want this so bad

    • @skeletonentertainment4201
      @skeletonentertainment4201 Před 3 lety +10

      You're never gonna give up are ya?

    • @zabrali_tyskie
      @zabrali_tyskie Před 3 lety +4

      Yes! Yes! Yes!

    • @martyjackson4166
      @martyjackson4166 Před 3 lety +9

      Deshawn Edwards That movie is way to clever for NC. His whole style is just, “hey look at this dumb clip and I’ll make an easy joke about it, then at the end I have some kind of unexplained opinion about it I pretend is profound.”

  • @jorg3023
    @jorg3023 Před 3 lety +81

    I enjoy way too much that "Death is trying to destroy Keanu Reeves career" after watching the review it's like" Yeah sure that makes a whole lot of sense..."

    • @motor4X4kombat
      @motor4X4kombat Před 3 lety +13

      Death Was still piss that he sank His battleship.

    • @jorg3023
      @jorg3023 Před 3 lety

      @@KairuHakubi I completely agree

    • @ianashby6294
      @ianashby6294 Před 3 lety +1

      They Melvined me

    • @germanacola2234
      @germanacola2234 Před 2 lety

      What Death would think that Keanu was forced to do The Watcher?🤣🤣🤣

    • @KristenDETW
      @KristenDETW Před 2 lety

      @@germanacola2234 I liked that movie 🤷

  • @tommmy911
    @tommmy911 Před 3 lety +176

    as a Swedish person watching americans do swedish accents, I'm okey with that. but you missed a swedish chef joke "hurdy gurdy smorgorsbord"

    • @tiger1chu
      @tiger1chu Před 3 lety +4

      I heard you guys call him the Norwegian chef over in Sweden?

    • @tommmy911
      @tommmy911 Před 3 lety +5

      @@tiger1chu 🤔 I can't find any information that we do that. However I do find "Svenske kocken" (swedish chef in swedish) on Wikipedia

    • @scraps992
      @scraps992 Před 3 lety

      @Mokarokas - It's not a Swedish accent. It's a Czech accent - a pretty good one at that.

    • @scraps992
      @scraps992 Před 3 lety

      @Mokarokas - The Grim Reaper, William Sadler, is speaking with a Czech accent. That is not a Swedish accent. Swedish accents are usually very slight because just about everyone there speaks English as a second language. Doug was mistaken.

    • @scraps992
      @scraps992 Před 3 lety

      @Mokarokas - The Seventh Seal. I can understand the confusion lol. Sadler is actually an accent coach, so I just felt the need to respect his craft a bit.

  • @Shadow62x
    @Shadow62x Před 3 lety +33

    I think the continuous timelines is for their 'internal clocks.' Even if they're traveling through time, their bodies are flowing continuously.
    That being said, while they can come back at any point in time.. it's beneficial to them to continue on in time in sync with their biological clocks.
    (Something like time traveling at 30 for 10 years.. then coming back to the exact point you left, but you're 40 now even though the calendar says you're still 30.)

    • @seamusquain2706
      @seamusquain2706 Před 2 lety

      That makes sense, why didn't they say that in the movie?

    • @Shadow62x
      @Shadow62x Před 2 lety

      @@seamusquain2706
      They probably didn't plan it that way.

  • @AresAlpha
    @AresAlpha Před 3 lety +145

    George Carlin putting more effort into a role than is required is basically his career in a nutshell.

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 Před 3 lety +14

      Him as the Bishop? Maybe it was cardinal... In dogma was just excellent, meet the new direction for the Catholic Church! Buddy Christ!

    • @richiesahlin6409
      @richiesahlin6409 Před 3 lety +11

      @@jr2904 Cardinal Glick. He's the type of asshole to bless his golf clubs for a better game.

    • @blvckemo_
      @blvckemo_ Před 3 lety

      @The Ian Benjamin Sybesma Show 😂dafuq

    • @psistis80
      @psistis80 Před 3 lety

      I don't know. I love Carlin, but in his movies, he wasn't a good actor in my book.
      Probably cause I saw him in his stand up comedy and heard his audio books. So I expected the same humor and controversial content in his movies. The only movie that comes to that was his cameo in Scary movie 3 or 4.

    • @AresAlpha
      @AresAlpha Před 3 lety

      @@psistis80 I didn't mean he's a good actor. I'm just saying, no matter the role, Carlin never phoned it in. And he had more than a few check collectors in his career.

  • @LucyLioness100
    @LucyLioness100 Před 3 lety +78

    Back when we all saw Keanu as a stoner and the “Whoa!” guy 😆 little did we know that once the 2010s hit, we got the likes of “John Wick” and began taking Keanu seriously & knowing how awesome he is

    • @Eccegato
      @Eccegato Před 3 lety +6

      He is still funny though

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot Před 3 lety +6

      I think that happened before, dude. That little movie called The Matrix? John Wick will not likely be remembered much in 20 years, it will be just another revenge movie with a badass main character, we have had tons of those. Ever heard of Death Wish?

    • @Davidsworldtravels
      @Davidsworldtravels Před 3 lety +4

      He got some pretty badass roles in Speed and Point Break. Everyone has liked him as an action star even before the matrix. The matrix was so influential it affected pop culture for years. John wick was just icing on the cake.

    • @motor4X4kombat
      @motor4X4kombat Před 3 lety +1

      @@SwiftNimblefoot so we already had a shit Ton of movie were a cartoon character breaks the forth wall all the Time... Yet we still love deadpool even if it isn't the most original shit ever, plus its Also a revenge story too. I Guess you are another "how to train your dragón is shit because Is not original" guy

    • @worldofthought8352
      @worldofthought8352 Před 3 lety

      @@Davidsworldtravels Was Speed considered his breakout movie where it he was known as the actor and just 'oh look it's Ted'

  • @Caitlin_Mitchell
    @Caitlin_Mitchell Před 3 lety +38

    "I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers"
    I've always liked Constantine

  • @tassadro
    @tassadro Před 3 lety +114

    "I'm afraid to ask whats going on... but I'm afraid I'd get answers."
    the line of the show ladies and gentlemen.

    • @austinmorrison6953
      @austinmorrison6953 Před 2 lety

      I think there's no limit to what you could apply that quote too.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před 3 lety +90

    The Bill and Ted films : The Magnum Opus of 90s films .

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy Před 3 lety +3

      They’re the epitome of the 90s

    • @2sallads
      @2sallads Před 3 lety +8

      @@Jungoguy But one is 80's

    • @Elvusmiw
      @Elvusmiw Před 3 lety +2

      U get sooo many likes.. how do you do it

    • @kriticalitylives
      @kriticalitylives Před 3 lety +3

      They are so dated, yet so timeless.

    • @buckoz3353
      @buckoz3353 Před 3 lety

      Weren’t they 80’s?

  • @ThatJohnStanley
    @ThatJohnStanley Před 3 lety +23

    Random side note: The actor that played Billy The Kid, also played Ram in Tron.
    Okay, I know it doesn't really add anything to the topic, but it's my one piece of useless trivia knowledge, and I finally had an opportunity to use it.
    Also, great episode! Thank you, and stay awesome!
    Also, also, San Dimas high school football rules!

    • @dude37
      @dude37 Před 3 lety +1

      I did not know that. That's actually kind of cool.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 Před 3 lety

      @@dude37 I thought everyone knew that San Dimas High School football rules.

  • @nicestories7543
    @nicestories7543 Před 3 lety +20

    25:07 "I totally posessed my dad" It's funny that Keanu Reeves probably has the same age as this man, nowadays

  • @Vrinara
    @Vrinara Před 3 lety +47

    Not gonna lie, The Personal Hell scene from start to end scared me as a kid. That fucking bunny... and all three running down halls toward them was fucking even more scary. Great movies though. I can't wait to see the third one. Party on my dudes.

    • @JosephDillman
      @JosephDillman Před 3 lety +3

      SAME! And the bunny was designed by the guy who did Chucky!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 Před 3 lety +2

      Whoever was in charge of hell went above and beyond to making it truly terrifying.

  • @KrisWentworth
    @KrisWentworth Před 3 lety +38

    My acting teacher back in college was Ted's dad in these movies and I just realized that ahahahahha

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 Před 3 lety +7

      He’s also got the best lying face ever in LA Noire

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 Před 3 lety +1

      @@KairuHakubi All the Sarge did was say "dude" over and over. The actor playing Captain Logan did a MUCH better job

  • @Xenowolf8
    @Xenowolf8 Před 3 lety +26

    Did you know that Bill’s grandma was played by the same actor that played Bill.

  • @thedizzyparker
    @thedizzyparker Před 3 lety +59

    “A Poison song’s the right answer to anything.”
    Unskinny Bop indeed.

  • @Faceplay2
    @Faceplay2 Před 3 lety +8

    We I love is how much they filmed this movie in Arizona. Everything from the mall to the Circle K, even the outside of the house for Bill and Ted was located in the Phoenix and Glendale Arizona area. The mall they used was a mall that actually just permanently closed call metro center mall. Back in the 80s it was a super popular place for teens,

  • @blackhalo317
    @blackhalo317 Před 3 lety +50

    "I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers." If that doesn't explain my mindset during 2020, I don't know what does.

  • @jochen9367
    @jochen9367 Před 3 lety +192

    NOSTALGIA CRITIC, MAKE A REVIEW OF ARTEMIS FOWL, YOU CAN'T ESCAPE FROM IT FOR EVER

    • @Orannis9
      @Orannis9 Před 3 lety +8

      Lol, I too hate the Nostalgia Critic and can think of no better way to make him suffer than to have him review the Artemis Fowl movie!

    • @aleksandrahramov7567
      @aleksandrahramov7567 Před 3 lety +16

      I don’t hate him but I think Cats will make him suffer more.

    • @luigiman2261
      @luigiman2261 Před 3 lety +1

      Soon

    • @marcobustamante8408
      @marcobustamante8408 Před 3 lety

      You guys are sadistic assholes!🤣🤣🤣

    • @NyGeL_Derey
      @NyGeL_Derey Před 3 lety

      @@luigiman2261 Is it a threat?

  • @yudithcaron8053
    @yudithcaron8053 Před 3 lety +15

    The clock in "San Dymus" is there to show how much time elapsed since Bill and Ted took it. As time is constantly changing around them, they need it to know how much they aged. I bet the date is showing on the clock.

  • @4Legacy
    @4Legacy Před 3 lety +97

    I've always had a theory about why "the clock in San Dimas is always running". My guess/theory (especially after seeing the new trailers) is that there are multiple timelines, but only one timeline where Bill & Ted's music causes harmony, peace, AND time travel. Once the wise dudes send Rufus to "play the time game" and give Bill & Ted access to the booth, they are able to create new futures, and with it, alternate timelines. Also, taking historical figures from the past wouldn't have repercussions on the main timeline if they decided to tell Lincoln or Joan of Ark how they eventually die. Those instances would branch off into other timelines that we don't see.
    So, in other words, since time travel only exists in one future, the original timeline it was created on would always be unaltered and the clock always ticking. Does that make sense?
    EDIT: Also, Missy might be the key to everything. The "wise dudes" make the first supposed interference in the main timeline, but I wonder if Ted's dad would be more laid back about military school if Missy was with him first. Maybe SHE caused the first rift

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow Před 3 lety +7

      Something that. I always figured it was because that was "their" present. If they went to any other time, it would be their past or future, and thus, yeah, not be in their own timeline anymore.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 Před 2 lety +2

      The Time in San Dimas is their personal timeline, as it seems time still passes universally regardless of where you go in time. Given they're able to just talk about time travel and ex nihilo Deus ex machinas it also seems as if reality is in constant fluxuation with the flow of time so all events technically happen simultaneously across infinite moments of time. That's the part in the hyper science train where my brain breaks down and starts making cricket noises

    • @seamusquain2706
      @seamusquain2706 Před 2 lety

      Mama Mia! That makes sense!

    • @KaguroDraven
      @KaguroDraven Před 8 měsíci

      Or it might be even simpler than that.
      Telling them the clock is always running makes them rush, and not waste their time as much. Which leads to the desired result.
      Basically, it was a lie in order to manipulate them.

  • @aidanhever3369
    @aidanhever3369 Před 3 lety +95

    I would like to see a crossover of Bill and Ted with The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.

    • @curbydinobot8633
      @curbydinobot8633 Před 3 lety +11

      Bill and Ted go back to the 60s and meet Cheech and Chong

    • @InvaderTak176
      @InvaderTak176 Před 3 lety +16

      The grim adventures of bill and ted

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap Před 3 lety +8

      @@curbydinobot8633 Yes or have them meet Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan for Rush Hour 4 that would excellent😍

    • @topcat890
      @topcat890 Před 3 lety

      Go for it

    • @topcat890
      @topcat890 Před 3 lety +1

      Kim possible or mai hime

  • @Yup712
    @Yup712 Před 3 lety +24

    “I’d ask what’s going on but I’m afraid I’d get answers.”. Story of my life...

  • @madaemon
    @madaemon Před 3 lety +11

    "I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers."
    Woah, that's like, deep, dude.

  • @wildsmiley
    @wildsmiley Před 3 lety +17

    I haven’t seen either film in ages. I forgot how good the cast is in the first one... George Carlin, Bernie Casey, Clarence Clemons. RIP to all of them, they were all awesome. **plays air guitar slowly, sadly**
    Edit: I didn’t know/totally forgot Pam Grier was in Bogus Journey. Look, I love that movie, but geez was she too good for it. Would that she got some more meaty rolls around this time. Jackie Brown was still eight years away.

  • @ronnydarko9046
    @ronnydarko9046 Před 3 lety +18

    It was lucky that they both had one of those deaths where your body doesn't get injured when you fall off a huge cliff.

  • @hogusbogus7685
    @hogusbogus7685 Před 3 lety +63

    Do a full review of either Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension or the Spongebob Squarepants Movie

  • @nathanclarke2777
    @nathanclarke2777 Před rokem +6

    Years ago I met Keanu after a show his band played. My coworker had been the merchgirl for the band on part of their last tour (she worked with them for like 4-6 months) She got us back stage and I met him. He asked me what movie I was a fan of his from Bill and Ted or Matrix. I surprised him because I told him it was Much Ado About Nothing! He kind of freaked and asked how that could be cause everyone from the critics to his fans hated it. I told him it was because he at least kept up with Shakespearian actors and that was damn impressive! I love his work all of it and after meeting him and talking for almost an hour I like him as a person too!

  • @RadioofHorror
    @RadioofHorror Před 3 lety +19

    The writers did think that, its was what the writers intended fore the future, a future we SHOULD all be MOST EXCELLENT to each other

  • @mercury6025
    @mercury6025 Před 3 lety +136

    For Nostalgiaween, please please PLEASE review Rocky Horror Picture Show.

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Před 3 lety +9

      Can't happen. After the Shit show that was the NC review of the wall, Doug has been banned from reviewing musicals until they find a cure for Joe Biden's dementia.

    • @tombeats7179
      @tombeats7179 Před 3 lety +4

      @@Sumschmuck Ok, then OG Nightmare on Elm Street

    • @Sumschmuck
      @Sumschmuck Před 3 lety +1

      @@tombeats7179 **flips through some legal documents** it's allowed

    • @kaijukid1443
      @kaijukid1443 Před 3 lety +2

      And Killer Klowns from Outer Space,as well as the Banana Splits Movie

    • @yeldarb141983
      @yeldarb141983 Před 3 lety +1

      admit it, you just want to see doug in drag again.

  • @redred8478
    @redred8478 Před 3 lety +178

    Could there be a Dark Toons episode on “That’s Life!” from The Fairly Oddparents?

    • @ProfessorUniverse95
      @ProfessorUniverse95 Před 3 lety +5

      I remember those episodes
      For some reason I've had a moment pop into my head recently where the fairies are having a party in Timmy's locker and Jorgen starts singing and it makes me laugh

    • @cashordeals3672
      @cashordeals3672 Před 3 lety +2

      That alone sounds deep

    • @bboobbssiikkddaarr
      @bboobbssiikkddaarr Před 3 lety +2

      I agree

    • @ProfessorUniverse95
      @ProfessorUniverse95 Před 3 lety +3

      Hi puny Timmy
      Bye puny Timmy
      FEEEEELINGS!!

    • @littleo4844
      @littleo4844 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh Ya!

  • @tomyaish1862
    @tomyaish1862 Před 3 lety +7

    "Ah... Bill? My face is becoming a meme!" XD

  • @arashimiyazawa8165
    @arashimiyazawa8165 Před rokem +10

    My favorite line from either movie is probably "Kudos to you, good human us's!"

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican Před 3 lety +72

    Don't forget to be excellent to everyone in the comments section and PARTY ON!

  • @MeleeTiger
    @MeleeTiger Před 3 lety +7

    "I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers." That, is a mood right now.

  • @DanBrizuela
    @DanBrizuela Před 3 lety +22

    I got to see these films a few years ago renting the DVDs through Netflix. Really wish I'd seen them sooner and it's certainly movies that everyone should see. What makes the first so interesting is that it was originally meant for television. The second one is more memorable due to Death just being so hilarious and honestly a really great song at the end that sounds exactly like the song that could inspire peace, not to mention the funny articles littered at the end. As a side note, I thought the two aliens that Bill and Ted get help from was actually Rufus having been split in to two separate beings when he tried to stop the villain. Can't wait for the third.

  • @nspcrazy1122
    @nspcrazy1122 Před 3 lety +25

    Am I the only one who thinks Death sounds a bit like Tommy Wiseau?

  • @obiwankenobi9141
    @obiwankenobi9141 Před 3 lety +29

    Ah! So now I know who did the sound affect of the anomaly in Star Trek: the motion picture, Bill and Ted.

  • @cinnamonsugarcourtney6073

    I remember watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in High School because it was vaguely educational and just something fun.

  • @IanHollis
    @IanHollis Před 3 lety +12

    I always took the "Death losing" joke to be that he was cheating and *still* lost.

  • @worldofthought8352
    @worldofthought8352 Před 3 lety +7

    I honestly forgotten just how cool Rufus shades were!

  • @trippcory
    @trippcory Před 3 lety +80

    Do another “old vs new”

  • @moonlitmortician6694
    @moonlitmortician6694 Před 3 lety +145

    "I'd ask whats going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers." Now there's the new national anthem. No music or lyrics, just an old white guys saying that line.

    • @williamruiz5965
      @williamruiz5965 Před 3 lety +2

      I don't understand what you mean, could you explain?

    • @TheFireknight12
      @TheFireknight12 Před 3 lety +5

      I'd ask what's going on, but I'm afraid I'd get answers.

    • @manoftruth0935
      @manoftruth0935 Před 3 lety +3

      The New National Anthem is Proud to be an American.

    • @isheetfromaswhole3657
      @isheetfromaswhole3657 Před 3 lety +1

      . Here is a heads up for the future of the young.
      Studies show a diminishing respect for the elderly. This means by the time todays generation of young are what will be deemed elderly in the future, the new younger generation of that future will have overwhelmingly zero respect for the elderly, they will probably be extremely neglectful because money will mean more to the living than the old and dying. Why spend money on those that are about to kick the bucket? I would go on with details of what the future holds for todays young, but i am tired.
      The elderly of today deal with mostly edgelords.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Před 3 lety

      todd johnson hahaha. Maybe if you provided proof and context for your claims, people would take you seriously. Obviously you can’t, so try your “boomers are the real victims” divisiveness elsewhere

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra Před 3 lety +9

    "SOH'crates Johnson" is probably one of my top ten favorite movie lines. And that moment when his laughter transitions into yelps of terror when they arrive in old England. Such a good transition! :D
    Also, it's funny that you showed the "Avengers: Engame" clip briefly, because I'm fairly certain that even though it wasn't one of the time travel movies mentioned in Endgame, that movie followed the Bill & Ted rules of time travel. That is to say, at the end of Endgame, even though the day was saved, Captain America still had to go back and do some housecleaning, in the same way that Bill & Ted still have to set up the keys and trashcan. Otherwise, everything will unravel.

    • @noonethatspecial
      @noonethatspecial Před 3 lety

      Bill and Ted was the last time travel movie mentioned by Don Cheadle before Paul Rudd added Die Hard to the list, then immediately retracted his statement.

  • @a20000211
    @a20000211 Před 3 lety +5

    14:24 "Guns in school when that was seen as funny thing"
    Dude, that was dark and funny at the same time

  • @ThaRealWildcat
    @ThaRealWildcat Před 3 lety +21

    i swear, the sponsor ads are getting more and more surreal. as a dougist, l love it.

    • @ThaRealWildcat
      @ThaRealWildcat Před 3 lety +1

      DOUGISTS UNITE

    • @aidenkriens-nauer5575
      @aidenkriens-nauer5575 Před 3 lety +2

      He needs to make a compilation of all his ads. I would honestly watch that again and again!

    • @Lionkingview
      @Lionkingview Před 3 lety

      His sponsor ads got him back into the meme sphere.

  • @BBJBS
    @BBJBS Před 3 lety +18

    "What is this? Nothing is making sense!" Is the only thing that makes sense in 2020.

  • @kelly-bisson
    @kelly-bisson Před 3 lety +10

    "I'd ask what's going on but I'm afraid I'd get answers."
    Somebody needs to make a "Best Critic Line Compilation."

  • @scottielise
    @scottielise Před 3 lety +7

    "That's really gonna slay them at the theater tonight." I legit sprayed coffee from my nose.

  • @h.rtheater8321
    @h.rtheater8321 Před 3 lety +31

    Ok. I loved these movies. Can't wait for the 3rd one!

  • @Ghosst_Xv0
    @Ghosst_Xv0 Před 3 lety +24

    I love bill and Ted I can’t wait for face the music

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 Před 3 lety +3

      I can’t, either!

    • @MrYenip
      @MrYenip Před 3 lety

      Even if the movie bombs which I hope it doesn’t but it’s hard to say I will watch it anyways to say I watched the trilogy.

    • @sandrasnow-balvert7766
      @sandrasnow-balvert7766 Před 3 lety

      but didn't you hear it's going to be lots of ass adequate and awesome all at once so there's no real need for you to watch it :D

  • @GLASSB182
    @GLASSB182 Před 3 lety +9

    Did you know, Joan of Arc was played by Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Go's.

  • @andrewponder3855
    @andrewponder3855 Před 3 lety +7

    Calling it now, future Malcolm came to our time to escape from the seahorses who take over the earth.

  • @francisfatta
    @francisfatta Před 3 lety +8

    So these are what he’s looking at this week? EXCELLENT! (Guitar riff)

  • @Rhomega
    @Rhomega Před 3 lety +8

    I actually never noticed Freud holding a corn dog.

  • @MovieLover1995
    @MovieLover1995 Před 3 lety +103

    The first movie was better as a movie. The second movie, however, had a better soundtrack. It had KISS, Megadeth, Winger, Faith No More, Slaughter, etc. Other than that, the second film was alright.

    • @CliffuckingBooth
      @CliffuckingBooth Před 3 lety

      I enjoyed the second one just as the first one. Mainly because of the Grim Reaper.

    • @mj.l
      @mj.l Před 3 lety +2

      "KISS, Megadeth" = good??

    • @MasterJunior93
      @MasterJunior93 Před 3 lety +3

      And Primus.

    • @MovieLover1995
      @MovieLover1995 Před 3 lety +1

      @@MasterJunior93 Oh, yeah. I forgot about Primus.

    • @MrQwertysystem
      @MrQwertysystem Před 3 lety

      Did the second movie already come out?

  • @LukeCage82
    @LukeCage82 Před 3 lety +15

    "That is a question.........bye!" The most political answer ever 😭🤣

  • @sayvonoftreehousearcade9281

    I been cracking up for minutes at this:
    “It’s so Awesome you don’t have to watch it”
    LMAO

    • @gingaddict
      @gingaddict Před 3 měsíci

      All Oscar movies in a nutshell

  • @snips8112
    @snips8112 Před 3 lety +10

    "Excellent."

  • @kawaiikawaiianimegirl4144

    As an 7 year old I saw the sequel 1st and I freaking loved it so much. I was a dark weird kid so this ticked all my boxes

  • @lightxz27
    @lightxz27 Před 3 lety +2

    The Doctor Who joke is made even funnier when you find out Time works in the same way.
    Basically just because you're in the past it doesn't mean the present isn't still moving forward.

  • @leannenew9312
    @leannenew9312 Před 3 lety +7

    After seeing that Tremors reference, I wanna see him review it

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126

    **woah intensifies**

  • @Stardust_7273
    @Stardust_7273 Před rokem +2

    I also wanna add, the girl who plays Billie must have really studied Keanu's acting from the first movie, the way he moves, etc, she is ON POINT with imitating him.

  • @DanielS2001
    @DanielS2001 Před 3 lety +24

    Rufus lied to Bill and Ted about what TVTropes has dubbed "San Dimas Time." If they didn't have the motivation to complete the project and given the time machine, they would have spent months worth of time on getting the presentation done. By telling them that the clock in San Dimas is always running, it forces them to complete their assignment. The proof of this is in both the first and second films. If what Rufus said was true, they wouldn't have been able to practice their instruments and jump back to perform at the Battle of the Bands in the second film. And if it was also true, they wouldn't have been able to go back in time to set up the breakout of the historical figures from the police station (and set up the stage with the theatrics they use during the presentation.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 Před 3 lety +1

      Not the case. It could, for example, have something like a multi-year gap before a given year becomes accessible again as an exit from the time streams. That means B&T from the future could go back and arrange the things, just not right away. However, it would still matter that B&T get their presentation done in time, because going from high schoolers to being several years older would cause problems due to how much they'd potentially age. And for the battle of the bands, that's a long freaking beard, meaning a lot of time passed. Which would support the idea that you can go back to a particular point in time, but you have to wait long enough for the next exit to be at that point.

    • @Swiftbow
      @Swiftbow Před 3 lety

      As far as learning to play, you're right. But the setup stuff is them going back into their own past to get things ready AFTER they do it. Which does not violate the concept of San Dimas time.

    • @funnyfakevideos5674
      @funnyfakevideos5674 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Swiftbow but in the first movie future bill and neo meant their past selves which means ether the writers forgot their only rule or Rufus lied

  • @splicetape9435
    @splicetape9435 Před 3 lety +5

    The University shot is Starfleet Headquarters from another angle.

  • @BYERE
    @BYERE Před 3 lety +9

    Fun fact: Alex Winter (who played Bill) was the one playing Bill's grandma in the Hell scene

    • @BYERE
      @BYERE Před 3 lety

      @@kevinmitchell6466 In fairness, name me a movie where there's animal sounds and/or voiceover work that DOESN'T involve Frank Welker lol
      He's an awesome guy, and he's been in basically everything.

  • @ShawnRavenfire
    @ShawnRavenfire Před 3 lety +3

    One of the things that makes the B&T movies so great is that the main characters can be the same people in any situation -- future, past, heaven, hell, limbo, high school, concert, home, and now prison. Even their evil "selves" have the same personalities, and it still works. I can't think of any other character who could move through so many different situations without feeling more or less in their own element.