False Facts About Chuck Norris You Always Thought Were True
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- čas přidán 3. 08. 2024
- Chuck Norris has reached legendary status in recent years, thanks to the Chuck Norris facts that have circulated on the internet. However, how much of what you’ve heard about the man is actually true? Obviously, you know that the one about his roundhouse kick being faster than the speed of light is (most likely) a joke, but is he actually a Texas Ranger? For whatever reason, a lot of misinformation has spread about the actor and martial artist for years, but it’s time to separate the fact from the fiction. Let’s take a look at some false facts about Chuck Norris that you always thought were true.
#ChuckNorris #Celeb #False
He's not a Texas Ranger | 0:00
He's married to Christie Brinkley | 1:07
He's only a badass on TV | 1:41
He's a natural-born Texan | 2:17
He's a natural-born athlete | 2:53
He's all brawn and no brain | 3:28
He loves Chuck Norris jokes | 3:48
His best days are behind him | 4:32
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What's your favorite Chuck Norris fact of all time?
In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked that nothing & said "Get a job!" That's the beginning of the universe.
Grunge too late already knew every one of those false facts in the video
He puts pepper spray on his raw steak ...
Chuck Norris was an Air Force Veteran.
It was a whole village!!!
Ghosts sit around the campfire at night telling Chuck Norris stories.
I believe that in his culture hes very spiritual
All aboriginal people always have there spirits in there bodys
Jason Voorhees once tried to slash Chuck norris with his signature machete. The machete is now in a coma
No wonder the blair witch project is now defunct
Jeffrey donovan was in the sequal Michael weston what losers that's why chuck is superior because he Christian ✝️
I've heard about that one
Fact: The only time Chuck Norris uses his stunt double is for crying scenes.
Mac Ubix good one
That's why their all unemployed!
Mac Ubix good one. Tip of the Stetson to you sir.
Yes, and his later support for the tiny handed emperor Donald Trump. Chuck feels that Trump is at the right hand of Jesus, but not too close to the hand, because it might seem a little gay.
Are you homophobic?
Fact: Chuck hasn't graduated yet. The teachers are still counting the points.
Chuck Norris graduated from high school at the age of 60
Seconds
Rambo asked Chuck Norris how many push ups he can do.Chuck replied "All of them".
Alex Scott that's a good one.
chuck norris doesnt do push ups,he pushes the earth down
Chuck Norris doesn't own a watch. He decides what time it is.
When Chuck Norris tells time, time LISTENS!
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
And time waits for him
The joke is: Chuck Norris tells Time. Time obeys.
Andy Page
Chuck doesnt own a watch because someone took it from his wrist, but nevertheless, he still knows what time it is -- time to shut his filthy pie hole before it has to be wired shut.
Fortunately for him he knows that rhat billshido bullshit will get him hurt badly if he attemps to uae it on anyone iin the real world.
There's a bear skin in Chuck Norris's living room, the bear is not dead, it's just too scared to move.
Chuck Norris once made squares by scaring circles straight
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris
Under-rated!..lol
Hahahahahah best ever!!!
@Michael Harley Tell that to Chuck's face.Bet you don't have the balls to do that.
Well Michael they always say those that talk about things first must doing them themselves. So go play with your male blowup doll that you can't even satisfy. Oh don't forget your Butt High Club dues are due. Bet you don't have the balls to say that to Chuck's face do ya no you don't Glad you Agreed.
😂😂 the best one yet hahaha 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
They once made a Chuck Norris brand Toilet Paper, but they discontinued it since it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
edwads74 So far this one is my favorite.
Lol
Love this!!
edwads74 Lol. That’s the best shit ever!!!
lol nice one buahaha 😂
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on, he turns the dark off
Please tell me this is original
It's not original :/
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark's afraid of him. Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris uses the brazen bull as his personal sauna
Fact:Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it.
rawk02 I CANT BREATHE
rawk02 lol
Lmao
Lol
lol hahaha 😂
Fact: Chuck Norris used a spoon to dig a big hole, also known as the Grand Canyon
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home
Exactly
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor lifted him by the legs and slapped his ass and Chuck Norris started to cry.
When Jesse-Jane McParland was born, she lifted the doctor by the legs and hit him on te ass and the doctor started crying
He built the hospital he was born in
Chuck Norris was shot once.
Tomorrow is the bullet’s funeral
Chuck norris was strangled with a rope.
After a long struggle, the rope died of asphyxiation
DEATH once had a near CHUCK NORRIS experience
Logan Lives 😂😂😂
Logan Lives
Hahahaha
Logan Lives haven’t seen this before totally haven’t
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Chuck norris once got into a fight with wolverine. The loser will have his skeleton replaced with Adamantium
Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares. They're afraid of him.
Chuck Norris once made a happy meal cry
Ooo I love that one!
Chuck is so tough he doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's another fist.
I heard he's so tough that when he turned 18 his parents moved out
Lmao😂😂😂
that zlatan
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good one! lol
Jajajajajaja
chuck norris fact: every chuck Norris fact is true, even the false ones
*Chuck Norris* didn't die but he's still ok
Especially the false ones...
One thing that people believe but is false:
" *Chuck Norris* once died but he's ok now"
*Chuck Norris* is immortal
When it snow, it doesn't mean its Winter
Its just Chuck Norris opening his fridge
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 12 people, then the grenade exploded.
ahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
miller nathan Mad Dog Mattis killed an entire battalion with a howitzer, then loaded it
David Brunner ok just stfu now!
Morii_ Lunii why, because Mattis is a real American hero?
miller nathan hahahahahahah! good ☝
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his lawn, he stares at it and dares it to grow
Logan Lives damn! I can't stop laughing😂😂
Chuck Norris doesn't shovel snow; it just gets unnerved with him standing around and decides to melt on its own, regardless of how cold it is.
Chuck Norris once walked into class late, and the teacher apologized for coming early.
Chuck Norris earns extra credit points simply by showing up for class.
Chuck Norris is so tough that cinnamon takes the Chuck Norris challange
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. He kicked the shit out of it about 20 years ago for following him around too closely.
Chuck Norris Can touch MC Hammer!!
Chuck Norris doesn't get goosebumps. Geese get chucknorrisbumps
Naw
Chuck Norris is the only person who knows what the fox really says.
Ron Criswell the fox says: “chuck norris”
Fact: Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
I don't get it
damn truth
It’s pretty good too. Especially when a chuck norris comes flying out of the water to eat a seal
More like flying out of the water to eat a shark cuz he's the deadliest creature of the sea
Haha! Good one.
If Chuck Norris was in the movie 300 it would need to be renamed 1
The dude abides this comment
It will still be named 300 in honor of the 300 survivors that survived chuck Norris wraith
😂😂😂👍🏻
Rabbit rams no one survives Chuck Norris's wrath.
Lol! a FORCE of 1 maybe?
I don't care what this video about. I just came here to read the comment section...
Fact: Chuck Norris actually died around 50 years ago, Death was just too scared to tell him.
LOL
The earth doesn't rotate alone, Chuck walks in place or we would all be doomed.
This Liberal Shithole lol. nice
He originally selected EvergreenStateCollege as his moniker, but when he found it was already taken, he took the synonym T.L.S.
50 years ago Chuck could have been a half decent actor.
Chuck Norris was pulled over by 2 highway patrol officers, but he let them off with a warning. Gotta love Chuck. A true inspiration.
Also, death had a near-Chuck Norris experience. Chuck Norris doesn't turn the water on; he just stares at the faucet till it cries. Chuck Norris doesn't dial a wrong number; you just answer the wrong phone. Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door. Chuck Norris counted to infinity-TWICE!
Chuck Norris doesn’t buy a gun, the gun walks up and asks for a job.
I heard his wife is seriously ill and he's taking care of her . Hopefully she's well . All the best Carlos .. 💓
Yeah...."take care of her" mwaahaha
Chuck is the only man who can un-scramble an egg.
chuck Norris can see john cena..
Aeron Cruz LOL
...Took me a little thinkin' to get this joke.
Good one. Real good one.
lol
Well done! Very, Well done!!
MrPyromania83 is that shit on your tongue?
Chuck Norris won Tour de France on a stationary bike
klavdij drmič omg 😂😂😂
😂😂
This might be the Greatest Fact EVER!
Jajajajaja
I laughed hard on this one
Chuck Norris is so tough he can walk on Lego.
True story.
Well i feel sorry for the Lego tho
Lego turns flat to avoid being damaged
But lego CAN'T walk on Chuck Norris!!😬😳
Chuck norris can also walk on a mine field and still survive.
Landmines on the other hand are afraid to walk on a chuck norris field
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Alejandro Lopez
That doesn't even make sense
Matthew633 Because he's FU**ING CHUCK NORRIS BIT**!!!
Batman is allowed to say the line"because I'm Batman only cause "Because I'm Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Matthew633 Guess what? Sense doesn't make Chuck Norris
@@johnnyxlundja A new good one YOU ARE THE MAN
Chuck Norris always sleeps with a night light, because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
you just proved that father time stops for one man: chuck Norris (even if its just to kick his ass)
Legend has it he can make a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together
MrMfloor it’s not legend it’s true
There are no legends about Chuck Norris only facts
Chuck norris can win a car race using a golf cart
You actually can make fire from ice. It scientifically possible
And he can swim on dry land!
Coffee wakes up to a cup of Chuck Norris in the morning.
Beer and wine gets drunk from drinking too much chuck norris
Chuck once chipped a rock with his windshield.
iblockpuncheswithmyface chuck norris can corner you in a round room.
Chuck Norris can put toothpaste back in the tube.
That's actually not difficult.
And shaving cream back in the can.
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
Santa doesn't use reindeer anymore Chuck Norris just round house kicks the sleigh and it goes around the earth in one night.
Chuck Norris's reflection dares not look back at him in the eyes.
Well he is reeeeeallly fucking ugly looking so that makes sense
joseph roszell salty much?
tron3entertainment STFU bruh he aint no god
WILLIM HILL
when chuck norris steps into water he does not get wet , the water gets chuck
Puberty doesn’t hit Chuck Norris Chuck Norris hits puberty
Instead of his dad teaching him how to shave Chuck Norris teaches his dad to shave
My delivery was quite shite there
No Shite, Sherlock.
Some say Superman wears Chuck Norris undies!
Superman and Chuck Norris had a fight.The loser had to wear underwear on the outside
The boogie man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
ford6661000 true, but Chuck checks for Ziva and Gibbs.
True Cris Atkin.
ford6661000 Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Mad Dog Mattis
and John Wick
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Bruce Lee
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Hahahaa but thats not underwear superman wears mate it has another term. Google it :D
When Chuck Norris brews coffee , the coffee supplies the cream and sugar!
Vinnie
Chuck Norris doesn't have tiger blood, tigers have Chuck Norris blood.
Um m8 that's not a good joke
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
I heard that on the radio bob and tom show almost wrecked the fire truck laughing
frankbauerful Mad Dog Mattis gets ebola, virus dies instantly
David Brunner sigh.... just stop, we get it you're trying to make this...mad dog mattis or whatever tough as Chuck, it's just that nobody knows who mattis is or care... so yeah, just stop.
Rachel Lovelace Secretary of Defense formerly General James "Mad Dog" Mattis USMC (ret) look him up and if you still hold your views than so be it, but do not discredit someone who you don't even know about.
how many push ups can chuck norris do? ALL OF THEM
I heard cats have chuck like reflexes....
The Sun applies chuckscreen to protect itself.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris and Superman Compete in a Arm Wrestling Competition in Which the Loser have to wear underpants over his trousers
x123rey true. then when's Superman got a spine to break a bad guys neck Chuck Norris said he did not need to wear it anymore
Superman got his powers from wearing Pepes PJ..
lol!!!
I heard that he trained Superman for ten minutes
I met Chuck Norris this past Saturday! It was a pricey photo op, but worth every penny, including braving the crowd to get through the line to wish him a happy birthday. It was so awesome that he was meeting fans on his birthday.
You also forgot to mention that he was rated as the Hardest Kicker in Martial Arts, yes folks that's right Chuck Norris was said to have the hardest kicks out of any Martial Artist out there!!!
Oh? So who did he kick against? Did a bunch of guys line up to get kicked? And then all agree to offer their assessment of Chuckie Boy's skills and rate his kicks between 0 and 5?
Patrick Wojciechowski Even harder than Chuck Norris...
chuck norris can gargle peanut butter.
Cris Atkin hilarious
crying haha
Screw peanut butter, he can gargle lava.
Cris Atkin chunky ?
I gargle cum
Chuck Norris sleep with a pillow under his gun
Nate Hahn hahaha!
LMAO!!! lol
Nate Hahn chuck doesn't use a gun. The gun uses chuck
!!! OMG, lol!!! Gotta Love it!!!
Lmao
The Devil has a restraining order against Chuck Norris.
The devil avoids getting possessed by Chuck norris
Chuck Norris born when WorldWar2 end. WW3 is waiting for Chuck Norris to die in peace...
Chuck Norris was born in 1940
CHUCK FACT: SUPER HEROES WRITE COMIC BOOKS ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS!!
tiamat1296
tiamat1296 funny
according to einsteins theory of relativity, chuck norris can roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Janet Airlines omg 😂👍🏻
E=m Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
I have a friend that fought Chuck in an exhibition match back in the 80's. He says Chuck is the best fighter he ever faced. Considering the fact that my friend went on to become the ISKA champ and that Chuck was already in his 40's when they fought, that's pretty high praise. Chuck is a legit legend in martial arts.
fact: there is no such thing as global warming, chuck norris is just cold so he told sun to be hotter
_Mans not hot, the ting goes_
Chuck Norris once saved an airplane from crashing. All four jet engines went out at once. Chuck Norris just got out and pushed.
Chuck once won a lightsaber duel armed with a pool noodle.
The first one makes sense maybe even the second but both are still hilarious.
Fact: Chuck Norris is the reason why humpty dumpty had a great fall
When Google has a question they "Norris" it.
the most interesting man in the world wishes he was Chuck Norris.
rob roberts
I do not!
He is the most interesting man
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard, it's just another fist!
YourPalAL eh too old and overused
Chuck Norris fabled other fist is said to exist in a pocket dimension where he stores all his signature punches right in his clef.
Family guy
@Michael Harley I do, i scrolled down till I found this joke!
Chuck Norris used to use sandpaper for wiping his ass but he quit using it because it was too soft. One time Chuck Norris cut himself shaving and a drop of blood fell on a small lizard that lizards name is Godzilla.
False fact. Chuck Norris cut the razor while shaving
The shaving fact is false the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris IS Chuck Norris
@@jacksonmilligan4620 the razor is made out of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play the guitar
...with a PIANO!
Lol
2:27 the bottle actually exploded from Chuck Norris' stare at it.
Any fact about Chuck Norris is true, because Chuck Norris can make anything possible.
Producer: Hey Chuck how many ninjas do you want to kill in your next movie?
Chuck Norris: Yes
Chuck Norris is so nice santa won't even look twice.
Chuck started his movie career as Bruce Lee's punching bag.
Bruce Lee was only an actor. He never was champion ! He was only martial artist, nothing more.
Bruce Lee is a LEGEND!
F Huber You should know Bruce Lee lost to Norris in competition.
Stainless Slayer I've never heard of that, when did this happen?
Jose Angel Hernandez You're right I'm mistaken. They sparred but never competed against each other.
when Chuck Norris left for college he looked at his dad and said ok you're the man of the house now
When Chuck Norris, Wants to become a Father ,He makes them Two at a time."
Such a filmography luck to see both Chuck and Bruce Lee in one movie. They were big friends.
Chuck saw his shadow once. The shadow was so scared it ran away.
A eclipse occurs when the sun sees Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris haunts Freddy in his nightmares
Freddy Kruger was found dead on his bed. Autopsy shows that he died in his sleep as he was killed by Chuck norris in the dream world
Chuck norris can smell what The Rock is cooking.
Chucks farts are so strong that the paint melts off the wall!
I like chubby girls Mr. Johnson feels honored...
Chuck norris can fire Vince McMahon
Chuck Norris once ate a bag of Skittles. He proceeded to take a shit that later became Justin Bieber.
Hey come on.... don't insult Chuck Norris.
Chuck is one of the very best fights of all-time.
Light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a headphone jack in his iPhone X
Maaz Mathers And you know apple will never correct non problem...
chick Norris can smell what the rock is cooking.
Ya it's chuck's balls
IF YOU SUH-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!😤
WHAT THE ROCK!
IS!
COOKING!
He had an erection once .....There were no survivors.
juan monge lmfao!
juan monge only once? poor Chuck
with no survivors don't you think 1 time would be enough?
My sides hurt from laughing