Everything Wrong With Prometheus in 26 Minutes or Less - 10th Anniversary Re-Sin

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Komentáře • 973

  • @OversoulGaming
    @OversoulGaming Před rokem +2281

    Ah, I see somebody went to the Prometheus School of Re-sinning Things.

    • @Voltaic_Fire
      @Voltaic_Fire Před rokem +72

      Ah, I see somebody went to the _'Prometheus School of Commenting on Things.'_

    • @idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam
      @idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam Před rokem +48

      @@Voltaic_Fire I graduated from the Prometheus School of Replying to a reply on a comment

    • @The1andonlyy
      @The1andonlyy Před rokem +32

      @@idkwasisupposedtoputaclevernam I graduated from the Prometheus school of replying to a reply to a reply on a comment

    • @ThrowbackJTT
      @ThrowbackJTT Před rokem +26

      *Ding*

    • @Untrendyworld
      @Untrendyworld Před rokem +6

      😂😂😂😂

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD Před rokem +1464

    The Prometheus school of running away is a CZcams classic.

    • @Ziutu01
      @Ziutu01 Před rokem +10

      Same on 9GAG :D

    • @joels5150
      @joels5150 Před rokem +8

      It really should be the Prometheus School of How Not to Run Away from Large Falling Things 🤷‍♀️

    • @OversoulGaming
      @OversoulGaming Před rokem +12

      @@joels5150 that's too wordy. Comedy doesn't work when it's too wordy. It has to be zippy enough to roll off the tongue in a way that sounds quick-witted.

    • @gfs5551
      @gfs5551 Před rokem +5

      Literally i clicked expecting the meme, and they delivered right on

    • @scalzmoney
      @scalzmoney Před rokem +1

      Would have fit perfectly on their shirt.

  • @Maehedrose
    @Maehedrose Před rokem +1596

    Seriously, as an anthropology hobbyist, I was horrified at how haphazardly and unscientifically this team blundered through the ruins without any kind of procedure.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Před rokem +113

      The best explanation I've heard for this movie is that it's a parody, but Ridley Scott forgot to let everybody else in on the joke.

    • @MrChupaFisher
      @MrChupaFisher Před rokem +29

      @@Durwood71 A parody of what? Being kind of smart?

    • @seane6599
      @seane6599 Před rokem +3

      Yeah it's actually ridiculous how unscientific they are. It's more forgivable in Covenant because they're pretty much just a group of colonists - they're not scientists. But here it's completely stupid.

    • @Alondro77
      @Alondro77 Před rokem +52

      I'm a research biologist... and this movie hurt my brain.

    • @CycahhaCepreebha
      @CycahhaCepreebha Před rokem

      The biologist and the geologist were on drugs for most of their overnight cave romp, which may explain what they later get up to with the suspiciously phallic snakes.

  • @radicalkeag
    @radicalkeag Před 10 měsíci +194

    David constantly stating, with full confidence, that he can speak to the engineers gives off the exact same vibe as dory saying she can speak whale and honestly it's kind of hilarious

    • @kennykiller
      @kennykiller Před 5 měsíci +1

      Wow.....Sure wish I could speak whale..

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 Před 5 měsíci +2

      It makes the outtake that uses audio from Finding Nemo even funnier.

    • @JennifuhhGilardi
      @JennifuhhGilardi Před 28 dny

      But they both can speak to both

  • @oompie815
    @oompie815 Před rokem +673

    The funniest thing that came from this, is the response CinemaSins gave to Damon Lindelofs tweet:
    *DL:* Instead of making fun of movies that people love, why don't you make something original?
    *CS:* We're not only making fun of movies that people love, we've also made fun of Prometheus.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +68

      Not the only one either. They've made fun of many movies that people definitely don't love. And quite frankly, these videos are at their best when I do love the movie.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před rokem +5

      AS a biologist I can only say this: The movie _Prometheus_ is so full of absolutely braindead-stupid characters, plot devices, concepts, pseudoscience and cringyworthy let's-shoehorn-religion-in that is created a whole new category of stupid.

    • @SweatySheets
      @SweatySheets Před rokem +6

      @@anon_y_mousse lol, so is a sin something wrong with the movie? Or is it Jeremy making fun of the movie?

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +29

      @@SweatySheets I'm not sure what it is exactly, but when I love a movie he sins the video is just funnier.

    • @ulyssesthedm
      @ulyssesthedm Před rokem +3

      YESSSS

  • @Alondro77
    @Alondro77 Před rokem +244

    And then "Alien Covenant" was like, "If you think THOSE morons were dumb, wait until you meet OUR cast!"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před rokem +1024

    I can’t even lie, seeing this movie being sinned again is pretty nostalgic

    • @fail_011
      @fail_011 Před rokem +12

      Ok

    • @mattstyles2498
      @mattstyles2498 Před rokem +9

      A bland NPC comment that could be put on any of these 10 year videos.
      How could anyone expect anything more.

    • @Finchspielberg
      @Finchspielberg Před rokem +1

      Npcs have way more interesting things to say that someone's fanfiction inserted into a silent protagonist

    • @Easy-Lovers
      @Easy-Lovers Před rokem +3

      didn't know you also liked cinema sin, its nice to see you again

    • @Yea___
      @Yea___ Před rokem +2

      Gosh i am glad it's not just me

  • @emantabrizi8218
    @emantabrizi8218 Před rokem +17

    Where is CinemaSins guy??? Yeah, I know I'm a bit high, at the moment, but I'm still sober enough to know that this is NOT THE USUAL GUY!

  • @philb707
    @philb707 Před rokem +91

    When the "engineer" woke up an snatched David head off his body an immediately went back to completing his mission was my favortie part of the whole movie.

    • @NotDr.Evil137
      @NotDr.Evil137 Před měsícem +1

      Even he was like "Y'all really ARE stupid.."

  • @95mudshovel
    @95mudshovel Před rokem +209

    I use "the Prometheus school of running away from things" in regular conversation sometimes and I look forward to the day when someone understands my reference.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před rokem +3

      It'll be funny when someone points out some flaws in that.

    • @PanSpaceman
      @PanSpaceman Před rokem +17

      What kind of talks do you have where regular conversation allows you to use a particular term for the specific situation of fleeing from mono-directional danger in the very same direction?

    • @technopoptart
      @technopoptart Před rokem +12

      @@PanSpaceman politics

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +3

      @@technopoptart Isn't it always.

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog Před rokem +3

      Maybe you need to specify "Not the mythological Titan Prometheus (because he was chained down and couldn't run away), but the stupid Alien prequel movie's School of Running Away from Things."

  • @jukzhee8911
    @jukzhee8911 Před rokem +426

    I came here just to experience the re-sinning of the Prometheus' school of running away from things, and I must say, I was not dissapointed

  • @MsZeeZed
    @MsZeeZed Před rokem +26

    13:22 - “No contagion present - except the giant alien head” (still my favorite original sin) 😹

  • @click8708
    @click8708 Před rokem +185

    The Prometheus school of running away from things sin was so egregious it became a full on meme mainstay

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder Před rokem +5

      TBF the trope is way older, with countless people running away from cars in a straight line in the middle of the street instead of running to the side, behind a tree, down a small path between houses etc.

    • @casuallystalled
      @casuallystalled Před rokem +6

      But it was this movie and CZcams video that made the meme

    • @NutzBdragon
      @NutzBdragon Před 2 měsíci

      a year later and I've yet to see ANYONE use this saying in or as a meme. +1 sin

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 Před rokem +126

    I was riding my mountain bike one day when a rabbit suddenly jumped out in front of me and proceeded to run straight down the trail ahead of my bike for about 10 yards before finally veering off to the side. The first thing that popped into my head was, "The _Prometheus_ school of running away from things."

    • @patbracken
      @patbracken Před rokem +17

      The rabbit is still smarter than these characters. It believes you are chasing it, and therefore veering off is less advantageous than running at full speed.

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Před rokem +5

      Ten yards isn't that far. The characters in this turd of a movie went far longer than that.

    • @Durwood71
      @Durwood71 Před rokem +6

      @@rickstaism It's far for a rabbit. It's roughly 30 times his body length!

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Před rokem

      @@Durwood71 They have tiny brains!

  • @Dinchev666
    @Dinchev666 Před rokem +29

    One of the greatest sins in this movie is "Why is there a need of briefing for people, who SHOULD KNOW where they are going and why? Is this kidnapping?"

    • @TheOmegaXicor
      @TheOmegaXicor Před 9 měsíci +2

      It is kidnapping, we the audience have been kidnapped by a bunch of idiots in film making outfits and they are trying and failing to explain why.

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 Před 3 měsíci

      I thought it was to introduce everyone to each other...but that probably would happen at the beginning lol

  • @Sk4Madhi_.RangeroftheNorth
    @Sk4Madhi_.RangeroftheNorth Před 9 měsíci +11

    This seems the right place to drop one of my nitpicks with Prometheus....
    When explaining with "CUBE" why they're there, he says "There's one moon that can sustain human life and we arrived there today!" (Not verbatim) then 10mins later proceed to say the atmosphere would kill you in 3mins and they all need spacesuits!!! WTF??😂

  • @BloomingEclipse
    @BloomingEclipse Před 10 měsíci +28

    23:52 i remember watching this with my dad, and i was literally yelling at the movie saying "GO TO THE SIDE! GO TO THE SIDE!" Over and over, and my dad was laughing so hard.

  • @kalebmehlberg3133
    @kalebmehlberg3133 Před rokem +270

    I want to see a 10 year anniversary re-sin of cinema sins

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 Před rokem +10

      Well you'll have to wait another year for that anniversary

    • @spoompls42069
      @spoompls42069 Před rokem

      Spoiler: They’re still assholes and not real critics

    • @stevenseagull3867
      @stevenseagull3867 Před rokem +3

      Th3Birdman look him up

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Před rokem +3

      @@stevenseagull3867 no

    • @NotTheGrimmReaper
      @NotTheGrimmReaper Před 3 měsíci

      @@stevenseagull3867 Who wants to watch that crybaby bitch about Jeremy? lmao...He and many other people take this channel way too serious. CS is the goat, hell with th3turdman

  • @chopper2429
    @chopper2429 Před rokem +193

    Fun Fact: the entire scene of David killing time en route was inspired by a similar scene that would have depicted Bishop doing the same thing during Aliens, but was ultimately cut from the movie to make Bishop's reveal as an android minutes later a surprise.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Před rokem +13

      And Ridley Scott said he never saw Alien sequels. Is he a jealous liar cuz James Cameron took his movie and made it better?

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +16

      @@SuperFlawless2010 I'd wager he's a jealous liar because Aliens was the best in the whole franchise.

    • @redsoxu571
      @redsoxu571 Před rokem +15

      @@SuperFlawless2010 I think it's a huge stretch to say Cameron "made his movie better". Besides the fundamental reality that Aliens is a vastly different sort of movie than Alien, Alien covered all the fundamental groundwork in terms of design, aesthetic, casting aim, etc. Alien is a magnificent film; I'd never diminish Aliens in terms of being a terrific sequel, but a sequel it was and I don't think anyone is going to successfully pitch that it more action-oriented focus is objectively superior to the horror film that is the first.
      You'd have a better shot at pitching T2 over T1, but again their tone and aims are different enough that I'd pitch appreciating each rather than trying to force-claim one as better than the other.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 Před rokem +2

      Alien is much better than Aliens.

    • @BunnychanFarabee
      @BunnychanFarabee Před 9 měsíci +11

      Aliens wasn't better, just a different kind of movie.
      However, Promethus is unequivocally terrible.

  • @kickballjedi
    @kickballjedi Před rokem +89

    "Shaw's internal organs survive this!" and "David's head survives this!" had me crying laughing.

    • @zurichsee706
      @zurichsee706 Před rokem +2

      the alien didn't break the placenta yet

  • @The_Moons_Heart
    @The_Moons_Heart Před rokem +52

    The intelligence of these characters...is truly astonishing to witness again

  • @WhiskeyPapa42
    @WhiskeyPapa42 Před rokem +17

    10:05 We have technology orbs that float and automatically map entire tunnel systems. We also only use flashlights from the 1950s, instead of having a floating orb that emits standard available-in-2012 bright LED light.

    • @talithasuya8908
      @talithasuya8908 Před 5 měsíci

      I was completely befuddled by the flashlights.

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 Před rokem +96

    I've heard the "Prometheus School for Running Away From Things" used in many other movie reviews. So you guys definitely started it.
    I've never understood why Guy was old or why he hid himself. Neither made any sense. When I saw that he was buried under tons of make up, I literally said "Oh, they are going to turn him young again by the end of the movie." ...Nope!
    And I hated the flip flops.

    • @-MrFozzy-
      @-MrFozzy- Před rokem +8

      There’s a bunch of unused footage and extra content with him in it. But yeah, as it was released….it was confusing

  • @user-tw3rh9po4t
    @user-tw3rh9po4t Před 8 měsíci +4

    23:35 “Welcome, one and all, to the ten-year anniversary of the opening of the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!
    As you can see the festivities have already begun with a rather stunning aerial display and it won’t be long until the main event that you’ve all been waiting for. Here we go!
    My goodness, such athleticism, such poise, such utter and complete obliviousness to the lateral alternatives available.
    You have to admire the absolute commitment to the idiocy that can only be found at this fine Sinstitution.”
    -Chris Atkinson

  • @byronheath8925
    @byronheath8925 Před rokem +39

    That OK GO treadmill reference was a top-notch internet nostalgia fix.

  • @garethmurtagh
    @garethmurtagh Před rokem +5

    It also has its own School of Physics. The Juggernaut is heading away from Shaw, the Prometheus rams it from behind, according to Sir Isaac Newton the wreckage should start falling on ballistic trajectories and land further down range. Instead according to Scott’s Laws of Motion, the Juggernaut falls backwards and then starts rolling towards them.
    Nope, just Nope.

  • @soonerfan4321
    @soonerfan4321 Před rokem +129

    Great touch getting Chris to narrate considering he narrated the original video

    • @MsZeeZed
      @MsZeeZed Před rokem +8

      Do we really have to wait 10yrs for a decent narrator? I must set my alarm again 😹

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Před rokem +11

      I just love the fact that Prometheus and the resinning of Prometheus are the only two CinemaSins videos that Jeremy hasn't narrated (that I recall anyway and I have seen them all).

    • @flatulentman1142
      @flatulentman1142 Před rokem +1

      There was also the Amazing Spider-Man 2 with the honest trailer guy.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog Před rokem +5

    8:50 "God does not build in straight lines".
    Did you hear that? That's the sound of a million geologists facepalming simultaneously.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Před rokem +11

    3:36 Heimdall sure is enjoying his time with the mortals of Midgard.

  • @davidgreenwitch
    @davidgreenwitch Před rokem +17

    Also at the time they painted the map in the cave, the Isle of Man was covered by a huge shield of ice glacier. But that's probably too much of a nerd issue to check in a multi million dollar movie...

    • @jameswatts4400
      @jameswatts4400 Před 7 měsíci +1

      An alien ritually sacrificed itself to seed a planet with life, it evolves to the point where humans (who are physiologically nearly identical to engineers and are somehow genetically identical) become the dominant form of life, and you're worried about sketchy cave dating? Obviously it's a movie which requires a fair amount of suspension of disbelief, that being said, it really seems like they actively tried to irritate the viewers with the scientific aspect of the movie. I mean if you don't wanna put the effort in to make believable or consistent explanations you could just insert some technobable and get on with it, why spend half the movie explaining the scientific reasoning behind everything, if you're just gonna call it in?

    • @tehbonehead
      @tehbonehead Před 4 měsíci

      Shut up, nerds!! 😉

  • @laurenk1766
    @laurenk1766 Před rokem +18

    Oh my god, Data singing about the precious little life forms made me bust out laughing!

  • @thundercactus
    @thundercactus Před rokem +6

    Hishe's "how it should have ended" did the best impression of David: "I'm going to touch, ALL the buttons!"

  • @ZombifiedWatermelon
    @ZombifiedWatermelon Před rokem +4

    The Prometheus School of Running Away From Things is just down the street from the Stormtrooper Acadamy of Aiming

  • @theDudemanok
    @theDudemanok Před rokem +29

    If you want to transfer from the star trooper school for shooting at things, to the Prometheus school for running from things, do you keep your class rank? And do all the credits transfer?

  • @JohnGoetzGaming
    @JohnGoetzGaming Před rokem +7

    Someday I will become a professor of running away from things and my first lesson will have "PROMETHEUS!" written on the chalkboard as the students walk in and I'll be all.
    "That word will become your best friend in this course. You WILL commit the lessons of that film to memory or you will fail." As I underline the word while saying the last word of that sentence and turning around to clap the chalk off my hands.

  • @RavenStarrEvans
    @RavenStarrEvans Před rokem +5

    It's been 10 years and I've still only seen the sins videos for this movie but not the movie itself

  • @OR56
    @OR56 Před rokem +3

    27:15 "Please state the nature of the medical emergency." LOL. The Doctor was my favorite character from Voyager.

  • @faaznoushad1718
    @faaznoushad1718 Před rokem +4

    17:40
    Notice how the earth looks exactly like Earth today, rather than Earth from whenever Engineers created human life.
    Not sure if it's a sin or not, but I think that's interesting and has some implications. Does it mean they have been secretly mapping us all this time or something ?

  • @rasheedhawkins3372
    @rasheedhawkins3372 Před rokem +49

    HES BACK! Love the revisiting and new takes for the anniversaries. And of course this is one of my favorite videos you guys have done because I have a serious love hate relationship with this movie.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 Před rokem +5

      This movie is just strait terrible, there are no redeeming qualities. The only good thing to come from it was the 'Promethius school of running away from things' meme.

    • @ActualDrunkAtheist
      @ActualDrunkAtheist Před 8 měsíci +1

      This movie is absolutely terrible, covenant was even worse but I'd take Resurrection over this trash heap where Scott wanted to create his own moronic origin story for the xenomorphs.

  • @corporatebillionaire824
    @corporatebillionaire824 Před rokem +95

    Prometheus is 10 years old, but looks better than 90% of today's movies. Look at the effects and everything, it is beautiful.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Před rokem

      A polished turd is still a turd.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +14

      The movie looks great, but it's story and writing are still just as bad as 99% of today's movies.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 Před rokem +4

      I can't believe that it's ten years old, and that depresses me.

    • @bertcarroll1243
      @bertcarroll1243 Před rokem

      Talk about?

    • @house684
      @house684 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Which makes all of these dumb moments even more unforgivable. We'd forgive them in a trash B-movie, not in a movie of this caliber. 'Here little snake alien lifeform, here sweetie'

  • @kylepeters8690
    @kylepeters8690 Před rokem +89

    This movie holds some special memories for me.
    It was the first movie in the aliens series I ever saw, It was the first horror movie I ever saw, and the first movie I fell asleep during as a teen.

    • @Sunprism
      @Sunprism Před rokem +21

      Those three should not be the same movie!

    • @Gl-my8fw
      @Gl-my8fw Před rokem +1

      I 9nly enjoyed it because it was looked good on vr 3d.

    • @breezywriter6572
      @breezywriter6572 Před rokem +13

      This is both the first movie in the Alien franchise AND the first horror movie you ever saw?
      Damn…. You done fkd up, bro 😔

    • @gaqua2701
      @gaqua2701 Před rokem +1

      thanks Kyle Peters👍👍👍

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido Před rokem +9

      I remember renting this from Redbox back after it released. I read the plot description, not knowing it’s an Alien prequel, and thought “wow, an interesting story for the origins of human kind.” It was about forty minutes into the film when I actually realized it was an Alien move. Lol

  • @MisokaStrife
    @MisokaStrife Před rokem +56

    I'm just here to celebrate Noomi Rapace rightfully getting a sin off. 🖤

    • @nimeshsingh4943
      @nimeshsingh4943 Před rokem +5

      The surgery scene was everything- the closest any of the sequels have come to touching upon pregnancy, the horror of unwanted pregnancies (like in the original Alien) and a subtle nod towards reproductive rights. Definitely worth a few sins off.

  • @patriciodoria100
    @patriciodoria100 Před rokem +8

    The original sin video for this movie was the first video I watched from this channel. Very nostalgic.

  • @jenh101
    @jenh101 Před rokem +153

    When I saw the notification I was so sure that they were going to have Jeremy do this but it’s so amazing to see Chris get the chance to speak at a more normal pace, now they make videos that are more than 5 minutes 😂 there’s just too much to talk about for those kind of restrictions!

    • @OverthinkingConde
      @OverthinkingConde Před rokem +10

      It had to be Chris. I think I've seen the original forty times 🤣

    • @ACWells13
      @ACWells13 Před rokem +32

      Feels really weird to me. It's like watching a knock-off channel copying the cinema sins format, even though it's 100% legit. I DON'T LIKE CHAAAAANGE 🤣

    • @lambrosk3790
      @lambrosk3790 Před rokem +4

      @@ACWells13 agreed. This is worse than that time Peter took apart Stewie’s room to make his own tree house 🏡

    • @Heisenberg21420
      @Heisenberg21420 Před rokem +8

      @Why do you try? lmao gatekeeping a youtube channel? Who cares if they are new. Jeremy does most of the videos, doesn't take a genius to figure out it comes as a surprise (not a bad one though) that Chris does a video instead.

    • @2coolhipdude
      @2coolhipdude Před rokem +12

      @@ACWells13 You got that right. It's taken them years to get the pace and delivery to make these vids enjoyable. Going back is never a good thing. Sorry Chris, but you aren't in the same league as Jeremy.

  • @blackrex828
    @blackrex828 Před rokem +48

    This was amazing and I'm trying to figure out how the heck did these "scientists" get qualified for the opportunity to explore an unknown moon.

    • @antney7745
      @antney7745 Před rokem +15

      The were the only ones stupid enough to accept the offer to go. Real bottom-of-the-barrel in terms of competence.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +5

      @@antney7745 I'm beginning to think that's how all of our public facing scientists are picked.

    • @the_once-and-future_king.
      @the_once-and-future_king. Před rokem

      Probably because they're so incompetent that the scientific world will be better off without them.

    • @Sk4Madhi_.RangeroftheNorth
      @Sk4Madhi_.RangeroftheNorth Před 9 měsíci +4

      Vickers actually changed the original crew to find some dumber ones coz she wanted the mission to fail. Apart from learning to veer off to the right when a mothership is falling on you she got what she wanted.🤪

    • @blackrex828
      @blackrex828 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@Sk4Madhi_.RangeroftheNorth 😂😂😂 okok that makes sense, so mission failed successfully...

  • @LucianDevine
    @LucianDevine Před rokem +11

    10 year anniversary of the founding of the prestigious Prometheus School of Running Away From Things!

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 Před rokem +12

    You know i always wondered what the heck he was referring to when he would use the "prometheus school of-" sin and i never looked it up but now that i know it makes so much more sense 😌

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Před rokem +31

    I know one thing when David unleashed the black spores on the Engineers that look he had on his face was one of the best villain faces I've ever seen.

    • @samfields3086
      @samfields3086 Před rokem +4

      Those weren’t engineers just a different type of people

    • @grapeshot
      @grapeshot Před rokem +10

      @@samfields3086 interesting because everybody else describes them as engineers. A colony of Engineers.

    • @SuperFlawless2010
      @SuperFlawless2010 Před rokem +1

      They looked like Albino savages compared to normal Engineers

  • @InvertedBurial
    @InvertedBurial Před rokem +68

    This is still the most beautiful movie I've ever wanted to punch in the face.

  • @codyb0831
    @codyb0831 Před rokem +28

    The original script and deleted scenes where so good it made no sense that those scenes where deleted

    • @senju31
      @senju31 Před rokem +1

      I've been upset about that since highschool

    • @codyb0831
      @codyb0831 Před rokem +5

      @@senju31 the whole original script is online it makes everything make sense and deleted scenes where so much better then what they went with.

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Před rokem

      Hello

  • @shilohmagic7173
    @shilohmagic7173 Před rokem +23

    I AM SO HAPPY THAT THEY STARTED IT WITH THANKING THE MOVIE FOR STARTING THAT SIN.
    I would like to appreciate my gratitude for that as well.
    *and is that a different guy doing the sinning?*

  • @kressknight9611
    @kressknight9611 Před rokem +5

    The "Old Spice" jingle f**king killed me. 🤣

  • @DoomRulz
    @DoomRulz Před rokem +4

    God damn, this re-sin was fucking savage. This is the first sins video I've seen since the F9 video that I can't be mad at. That is, you took the time with the sins and pointed out legitimate ones pretty much the entire way through.

  • @NateLeePhillips
    @NateLeePhillips Před rokem +2

    The Galaxy Quest overdub was so fitting! "Hey! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!

  • @josch5305
    @josch5305 Před rokem +46

    Honestly given the reaction to masking there was during quarantine I'm totally willing to believe these people took off their helmets on the unexplored alien planet

    • @jenh101
      @jenh101 Před rokem +2

      Excellent point 😂

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Před rokem

      “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through material”
      -Dr. Anthony Fauci
      February 5 2020

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Před rokem

      “The typical mask you buy in the drug store is not really effective in keeping out the virus, which is small enough to pass through the material”
      -Dr. Anthony Fauci
      February 5 2020

    • @gbbricks
      @gbbricks Před rokem +3

      Crazy how CZcams won’t let people respond to this comment

    • @LtFoodstamp
      @LtFoodstamp Před 8 měsíci

      Stanford and Yale have conducted large scale randomized studies on mask effectiveness.
      They found that there is about a 10% reduction in Covid infections if masks are worn. So, if 20 out of 100 people get Covid without masks, then with masks only 18 would.
      But wait, there's more! This was for surgical masks. With cloth masks (which 99% of people wore during the pandemic, the effecacy was only 5%. Meaning, if say, 20 out of 100 people got Covid normally, then with masks, 19 of out the 20 still would.
      Cloth masks basically did very little to combat Covid. The mental health effects of isolation and never seeing people face to face probably outweigh the minimal improvement in infection rates provided by cloth masks.
      Again. These are studies by Yale and Stanford. Aside from Harvard, they are the most prestigious colleges in the world.

  • @FROLENGT
    @FROLENGT Před rokem +24

    It’s been ten years of great videos, sinning, and its awesome!

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Před rokem +5

    I do not know why dude decided he would try to pet that serpent like creature when it clearly folded out it's hood in an aggressive defensive posture. The first thought that would have popped into my mind is this thing reminds me too much of a cobra. I'm not trying to get close to it.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Před rokem +1

      And you would have better self preservation skills than that guy

    • @metallboy25
      @metallboy25 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Logic goes strictly against the writers plan for this movie.

  • @Meg_of_all_threads
    @Meg_of_all_threads Před rokem +37

    My main reaction is: holy fuck , already 10 years!? Time does fly!

  • @PaulZebraski
    @PaulZebraski Před rokem +5

    I'm glad you're finally lengthening up the old sin counts and I'm glad my comment about the founding members of the Prometheus school of running away from things was finally answered in this It's only been a year or more since I made that comment.!!!

  • @danielradebaugh6534
    @danielradebaugh6534 Před rokem +23

    Never knew how much I wanted Chris to narrate until right now

    • @sammynox
      @sammynox Před rokem +1

      His voice is so goooood 🥰

    • @Rob-uv6fb
      @Rob-uv6fb Před rokem +2

      I don't know if Chris did the writing too, but this is one of the funniest in a long time. Love all the references and the comedic timing is spot on.

    • @sammynox
      @sammynox Před rokem

      @@sharkieshablm2640 Im not a nazi! Whats wrong with you? Leave me alone!
      Geez...

  • @zachjones8445
    @zachjones8445 Před rokem +3

    The cut scenes of the life probes and dory at the end got me so good 😂

  • @maruko2901
    @maruko2901 Před rokem +51

    The fact that this is narrated by Chris fills my heart with joy, Happy anniversary Cinemasins!

  • @jarretgardner3282
    @jarretgardner3282 Před rokem +30

    Popped onto CZcams and this is the first thing I see. Started dying laughing because this movie has inspired one of the longest running jokes in CinemaSins history and here it is again. And I am totally freakin here for it. We applaud you!

    • @andyjacobs7010
      @andyjacobs7010 Před rokem +6

      Yes... it is indeed- a running joke.

    • @hanli2042
      @hanli2042 Před měsícem

      @andyjacobs7010 Lol this is gold 😂

  • @mvtv-montanavigilantetv5976

    FIRST thing I thought of when coming back for this 10th Anniversary sinn'n (Prometheus School of Running Away). Fifteen billion square acres around and swear I shouted this at my cat just last week refusing to get out of wheelbarrow path AND SURE I shouted this at everything from Ring Necked Pheasants to rabbits to cattle, all honorable graduates! Was nature long before CinemaSins but damn if youse didn't define it and forever turn frustration into a laugh. "JUST GO TO THE SIDE!"

  • @sunteam
    @sunteam Před rokem +9

    This is the most passionate sin reading I have heard, and all the better for it.

  • @AlejandroLZuvic
    @AlejandroLZuvic Před rokem +26

    I can't believe you didn't sin the fact that they're debrief about the mission after months or years of traveling. And here I am convinced to not move a single muscle to go out with friends until they tell me where we're actually having dinner.

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse Před rokem +1

      They started the conversation just before hopping in the stasis pods and 1000 years later continue it as if no time has passed.

    • @dunebasher1971
      @dunebasher1971 Před rokem +1

      They're being briefed, not debriefed. Debriefs happen after the mission or project is complete.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Před rokem +5

    Yeah Idris Elba him and his crew went out like some soldiers. If you think the bet's off you have another thing coming. You can pay me on the other side.

  • @TheFruitofTruth
    @TheFruitofTruth Před rokem +11

    10 years since it came out?…. Holy fuck I’m old

    • @AtheistOrphan
      @AtheistOrphan Před rokem +4

      YOU’RE old? I remember seeing the original Alien film on it’s release back in ‘79!

    • @TheFruitofTruth
      @TheFruitofTruth Před rokem +5

      @@AtheistOrphan shush I’m having my midlife crisis early xD

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 Před rokem

      I didn’t see it in theaters on its original release. I was a Month old 😮
      Talking about Alien, not Promethious

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Před rokem +5

    It's such a tiny part of this video but Fk I love that " did u see what god just did to us man?"
    Best movie ever.
    Now that needs a sin in

  • @dashingdreww1185
    @dashingdreww1185 Před rokem +6

    10 years???? I remember seeing the original vid in my recommended list, I was 15 years old that’s insane

    • @rickstaism
      @rickstaism Před rokem

      I think it was only the 4th Sins video they'd done at that point and the only one not narrated by Jeremy.

  • @shanchan8247
    @shanchan8247 Před rokem +13

    I'm so glad you made this longer!

  • @daddy_kolumbus8330
    @daddy_kolumbus8330 Před rokem +32

    i watched this movie on lsd with a friend and we cried through the whole thing, so beautiful.

    • @eyfb616
      @eyfb616 Před 8 měsíci +1

      Ig acid really does make u rtarded

  • @filioque4509
    @filioque4509 Před rokem +2

    Another sin: The hologram of Earth totally discounts what we know about plate tectonics and the Pangea.

  • @samfields3086
    @samfields3086 Před rokem +15

    In the future if people go to other galaxies and planets don’t touch things just take pictures and leave because you just might wake up the end of Humanity. Rest In Peace to Captain Janik and his two crew members on the USCSS Prometheus they are the real MVPs.

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 Před rokem +9

    I really hope u keep doing this even after 10 years. So many great old movies in.... dated, videos

  • @Saiyanjohn415
    @Saiyanjohn415 Před rokem +3

    If you're continually walking to someone who's holding a flamethrower and you know they're willing to use it, and they're telling you to back off that's suicide.

    • @999SickBoy666
      @999SickBoy666 Před rokem +1

      Nope. That still counts as murder.

    • @Barghaest
      @Barghaest Před rokem

      @@999SickBoy666 Nope. It’s standing your ground and considered self-defense. Just because you take a life doesn’t mean it’s murder. Murder is the unlawful premeditated killing of a person, killing them when you feel threatened and have warned them to stay back isn’t murder unless you planned for the encounter to play out specifically that way.

  • @cenach8145
    @cenach8145 Před rokem +7

    I remember that I watched the other video a couple hours after when it first came out 10 years ago. Wow.

  • @casuallystalled
    @casuallystalled Před rokem +2

    Holy moly can’t believe it’s been 10 years! Also gotta love the Prometheus school of running away from large falling objects

  • @evm6177
    @evm6177 Před 11 měsíci +1

    'I am surrounded by idiots!' David seemed genuinely worried and totally lost there.

  • @mikelmacrichard4772
    @mikelmacrichard4772 Před rokem +6

    Forgot to cover theory that Doctor Elizabeth Shaw knew everything and more about the aliens because she's actually the former companion of The Doctor. 🤔

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 Před rokem +5

    Everything Wrong With Free Bird (2013) for Thanksgiving.

    • @HonorThyTarkus
      @HonorThyTarkus Před rokem

      Or Thankskilling

    • @RBGolbat
      @RBGolbat Před rokem +1

      It’s the movie where they go back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkey off the menu.

  • @Whatbrittanyeatss
    @Whatbrittanyeatss Před 10 měsíci +1

    I come back to this once a month to hear you say, “HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT THE GLASS!”

  • @Lukerogers0121
    @Lukerogers0121 Před rokem +5

    You sinned Shaw saying “we were wrong, we were so wrong.” However, she was right. The reason why she said that was because she thought the mural was an invitation which it wasn’t.

    • @taratron8570
      @taratron8570 Před 9 měsíci +3

      i mean we still dont know if it wasn't an invitation. maybe the alien that invited them was doing it as a dare or a prank or because his parents took away his xbox that weekend. "I'll show you mom and dad, i'll invite a bunch of people over!"

    • @Littleprinceleon
      @Littleprinceleon Před 6 měsíci

      Or maybe it was a trap in order to invite people to get news on good old Earth whether it has enough easy preys on it yet 😅

  • @NanaWildflowers
    @NanaWildflowers Před rokem +14

    When this movie was announce to be released I was so excited. My son in law took me to the theater, ( my daughter didn't like Alien) I was so happy to be seeing this. When we left the theater I felt robbed. This was a huge piece of shit. The visuals was great but the storyline sucked. When will writers understand there will never be an answer for the unexplained?

  • @Ragazar
    @Ragazar Před rokem +3

    Oh fuck YES, I wrote on another video that they better do Prometheus! Thank you CS, I love you guys ❤️❤️❤️

  • @isaiahwilliams2332
    @isaiahwilliams2332 Před rokem +2

    I use the saying “Prometheus school of running away from things” in everyday life and ppl just stare

  • @vendoth
    @vendoth Před rokem +2

    Hmmm makes sense if David chose the crew it would mean people unable to work together with sup par skills were purposefully chosen to fail. Would make David even more unsettling.

  • @janetdavison6506
    @janetdavison6506 Před rokem +18

    YESSS! I enjoy Jeremy as the narrator but I’m glad it’s Chris for this one it wouldn’t make sense other wise. 😂

  • @lliamsmith5859
    @lliamsmith5859 Před rokem +5

    I still quote "the Prometheus school of running away from things" on a regular occasion, it's just so damn applicable to both media and real life xD

  • @seanelstob5922
    @seanelstob5922 Před rokem +2

    I always loved the fact that the geologist with the cool 3D mapping pods ‘got lost’.

  • @tddt1615
    @tddt1615 Před rokem +1

    i am glad that i can attend the anniversary of The Prometheus school of running away from things
    gotta put it in my CV

  • @stevepat8003
    @stevepat8003 Před rokem +11

    Prometheus taught us all how to run properly so we should be grateful

  • @Skyrim_Shuffle
    @Skyrim_Shuffle Před rokem +5

    Your end credits always make me smile! Thanks CS!

  • @rossigrace5031
    @rossigrace5031 Před rokem +1

    "soft boiled egg buttons" I'm wheezing cause I choked on my tea 🤣💀🤣

  • @r1can79
    @r1can79 Před rokem +1

    Crazy how I’ve been on a rewatch of the alien / Prometheus movies and now this comes out

  • @headlessspaceman5681
    @headlessspaceman5681 Před rokem +3

    12:38 "This is just another tomb."
    Worst. Archaeologist. Ever.
    Classic. Also if the Redhead guy has an accent, and the main lady has an accent, why can't the spaceship captain speak with the actor's actual accent? I wonder who makes these decisions, and why.

  • @MizRouge
    @MizRouge Před rokem +7

    I think you should sin Jason and the Argonauts (1963) as it is the predecessor to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

  • @TheListofMrRaguso
    @TheListofMrRaguso Před rokem +2

    Not a single crack about how the weylands were dressed like Dr. Evil

  • @MrChupacabra555
    @MrChupacabra555 Před rokem +1

    5:40 : Holy Sh*t! Is that Wong, before he played, well.....Wong? 😄

  • @sluggishnu
    @sluggishnu Před rokem +3

    No Jeremy, No Watchie.