Greg Behrendt - Dog Pills - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 3. 04. 2017
- Greg Behrendt tries to treat his depression with his dog's medication, does a stint in rehab and then ends up finding out he has cancer while in Australia.
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He was absolutely hysterical. his mannerisms and small sidebar comments had me in tears
This guy strings together sentences the same way my "internal voice" does.
That’s called, “Stream of Consciousness.” If you truly enjoy this style of communication, I would recommend the works of Henry Miller. If this is the Amuse Bouche, Miller is the meal.
i like those funny words, thanks for the recommendations
Your internal voice might have adhd
I have a super power where I can read people's minds... except, well, I can only read my mind for now - it's a work in progress.
r/iamverysmart
I am this level of adhd
The depression and anxiety are also relatable.
This comment is so fucking funny. My gf is ADHD as fuck and sometimes I just want to shake her and scream, FINNISH THE SENTENCE!!
@@josephmarler128 Typing this out, I had to restart like 3 times. Shit is rough, especially when you are exhausted and whatever control or filter you have is just gone.
ADHD has pretty much screwed up everything I’ve ever tried in life and now my daughter has it and now the frustration o feel with her is the same my wife has with me, it’s pull your hair out frustrating
I can relate to that, too.
I never wanted him to stop! I want to hear the rest of his life story up until present day! What a profoundly likeable person he is
I actually know the guy from Switchfoot (Chad) and I happened to be at Largo in LA a couple of years ago when you told this story and I reminded him about it last night and he was super pleased to have been able to have helped you out a little bit in your time of need. Glad you're ok Greg!
That's my best friends dad
Did he return the medication. Since he made off with a box of oxycotin, from a man with cancer. STOLE PILLS FROM A MAN WITH CANCER!!!!
Not Christian at all.
That's exactly what he did. Hence disappearing. 😠
Bad no no☝(shaking my finger)☝
That's not a Christian, thats 1 EVIL HYPOCRITE.
He used the Christian card to victimize a man possibly dieing of cancer.
That's ok too both of you, really.
Comprehend what he said. Just stop & think about it.
The Drummer of Switchfoot committed a felony crime.
Madam Mad Hatter Sinnerella when did he say he stole the pills? He just said he disappeared, he never said he disappeared with his pills. He got his bags and prayed for him.
@@alyssacool2992 congrats you just got trolled by the obvious troll
WOW Alyssa Cool.....take the helmet off and experience some life please.
"WHY THE GUY FROM SWITCHFOOT?!" was a pretty great ending, hahah
My dude announces his sobriety and no one claps....wow tough crowd
So anytime that gets announced you must receive admiration and people falling at your feet with applause?! People just need to stop announcing it...
@@01dirtydirk ur lame
No he has a point
Cause we the normal people need to clap that you got out of the hole you put yourself in? No thanks 😆
@@01dirtydirk i get your point, but people announce it whenever they talk about drugs because most people don’t want to be around those kind of people. plus, if you’ve never been addicted or know someone whom is/or severely addicted to something, you wouldn’t realize how difficult addiction really is, so knowing someone was able to get off of their addiction is a huge thing cause it takes a lot of strength and determination to get sober and stay sober
He is focused and not focused at the same time, which makes for erratic, yet undeniably supreme storytelling.
wait wait wait wait wait... an Australian said "this is a knife" and the immediate response wasn't "that's not a knife" goddammit, that's a unicorn of a moment
Why?
Rudolph Rudolph because crocodile Dundee
This.. Is a knife.
I've always wished for the opportunity to nail a purse snatcher in the back of the head with a can of beans. Lol
Hahahaha
I NEED MORE DETAILS THAN THAT
DID HE STEAL YOUR OXY
WAS IT A DREAM
WHERE DID YOUR MANAGER GO
WAS IT IN FACT CANCER
WHAT DID YOUR WIFE SAY
ARE YOU IN REMISSION
WAS THE ENTIRE THING A DREAM, CANCER DIAGNOSIS INCLUDED
I feel so left out and betrayed
It wad Hydrocodone which is Norco
Trent Schlick you obviously don’t listen well
From wiki: "In June 2015, Behrendt announced[12] via his Facebook Fan Page Fan Page that he was battling (an unspecified) cancer, and had undertaken three rounds of chemotherapy. He discussed his diagnosis on episode 16TF of Jimmy Pardo's podcast Never Not Funny as well as Wil Anderson's Podcast "Wilosophy" on 9 July 2015. He stated that he had a form of lymphoma. His cancer is in remission as of autumn of 2015."
@@fuegoeterno3607 I appreciate you taking the time to do the research.
Find out next time on DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEEE
Wow!!!! Dude had one of the most unique styles of comedic delivery ever!!! Loved it man. I hope this dude finds inner peace though
“Haven’t I dogged enough”
Quality😂
am I the only one who sees this guy's mannerisms and is reminded of Kramer?
He looks like the final picture in a three part progression with Kramer being first, and Serj Tankien from System of a Down in the middle.
5:22
@@slantdwave !!’ This !!
Anybody else only watch for the awesome intros?
Yeah me neither.
haha always my least favorite part of these, fucking hate Ari Schaeffer...but the story tellers are great
@Jacob yt Not like a good number of the stories are crude and disgusting and hilarious. Go back to Nickelodeon if you aren't prepared for mature humor.
@Jacob yt go back to Reddit.
@Jacob yt Jesus how much of a pansy are you
@@bya5 Perfect dude bc i have an inside scoop that Ari Shaeffer hates u...... Whew glad that worked out
This guy randomly sounds just like Trump for like 3 seconds at a time
Cole Alward I though I was the only 1 who noticed but I felt like it was more like a gay voice
haha yes which trump tends to sound like lol
Cole Alward haha lol
I was thinking that the whole time and I was about to come down here and comment about it lol
right there with ya
This is by far my favorite comedy series! the best jokes in the world are true stories... it's ya boy...
idubbbz hit me up! XD
#ariisagenious?
He reminds me of Andy from the office
Had to pause at "I went out and bought a hat!"
I loved Switchfoot in high school, their music got me through some tough times.
Saw this dude in the mid 00's in San Francisco...he's super underrated. Great performance.
gracefully skips the intro
"They're dumb, not that dumb, but they're dumb" - My description for humanity
So you think the most intelligent life which we know of is dumb? Compared to what? Dolphins? Angels? Space aliens? :)
Just because we have exceptional examples does not mean the species as a whole is particularly intelligent.
Absent hands, most humans are effectively useless. "approximately two-thirds of the population scores between IQ 85 and IQ 115. About 5 percent of the population scores above 125, and 5 percent below 75."
Those above 125 are 'smart'. The rest are, at best, 'acceptable'. The rest are 'dumb'.
To those of high IQ, the human species as a whole is essentially 'mentally retarded'. You are to them little more than dogs are to you (average human).
+ Kevin Booth
What the actual shit are you going on about??
Give me one example of something smarter than humanity? XD
Kevin Booth well I guess we know where your IQ score stands......
Angry Applesauce computers
listening to this guy's delivery is exhausting
That sounds like that time I was sitting on the side of the road reading a map fixing to head east into Hannibal. I looked out my drivers side window and there was a cop standing there, I looked in the rear view mirror and his lights were on. After making sure I was ok he left, I looked away briefly and there was no sign of him. I didn't see him come and I didn't see him leave, scared the shit out of me. I put it in drive and got the hell outta there.
Heidi Marchant bro that's wild
I love this dude, wanna shake the sh!t outta him, hug him, yell STOOOPPP for just like 7 seconds straight, find him so endearing and snorted at least 6 times during his set lmao. I feel exhausted yet thoroughly satisfied from this 14 minutes. Whoa
The end had an added layer for me because “Gone” is one of Switchfoot’s most popular songs
Lmao I tricked my vet into prescribing valium to my cat for 10 months.....good year
Lmaooooo thats awesome
😂😂😂😂
Ive thought about taking vet classes to get a solid ketamine plug.
Please explain to me how you managed that
Please explain to me how you pulled that one off?
I cried at the dog fart part.
saw switchfoot at the nola hob, one of the best concerts I've ever seen in my life. awesome band.
why is this my first time hearing this guy?? he's a really sweet gentle and funny person.
"I was in end me now pain" I know that kind of pain in the stomach, or for a headache, drives you up the wall.
Great story!
i have never cried and laughed at the same time.well done
You never experienced life then.
I used to be addicted to opiates. What he says is so true
Did the guy from Switchfoot steal his oxy?!
Me too.
he did, story could be better. bud missed the best punch line. whole story seemed like a set up to get robbed by the switchfoot guy.
It's probably fucked up to accuse a real person of stealing pain meds from a dude with cancer.
Zerds James I like how you say it’s probably fucked up as if you don’t know. 😂😂
Grippli Games Well he was kind of reasoning on another persons behalf, might’ve said “he probably thinks...”
You can totally tell he has social anxiety. The way his sentences are sporadic. I do the same thinf
Watch Comedians in cars getting coffee. A ton of comedians only feel comfortable socially with other comedians
Multiple personalities on this guy. Hope he fells better soon. I know, because I can have a quick shift of mood too.
one day I'll look back on this Christmas eve and feel proud of myself for. having gotten through it. alive
That sleepy guy bit has my stomach hurting.
When i looked him up i was surprised everything he has done. He tells stories like someone on painkillers would. He is definitely all over the place.
dude, I'm watching this on Christmas eve in the midst of a panic attack / struggling with suicidal thoughts
Thank you for this
More Greg please!!!! This guy's hilarious!
@4:08 - that's a PERFECT German shepherd face
this is my new favourite This Is Not Happening
I never realized how funny he is....very bright & dry 👌🏼
Like a white wine? I don’t know how wine works, but methinks those are wine words
Its 2AM in the morning, I have to up in 2 hrs and study cause I'm writing tomorrow. I *don't* regret watching this, he's hilarious 😂
This guy actually got me to LOL. one of them people that just fixes a bad day
Once in the middle of a road trip, my grandmother gave my dog a quarter of a cheese pupusa (basically a stuffed tortilla) and he didn't have anywhere to sit in the floor of the backseat because it was a small car and I and my grandma and my 2 siblings were all sitting back there. So the dog just jumped up to chill on the rear deck of the car and OH MY GOD we were all stuck with this small jumpy terrier mix lying down over our heads farting like you wouldn't believe. My grandma never fed him table scraps again
"It makes you wanna talk to everyone about everything" This is always my reaction to narcotics, they don't make me tired, they make me wired and talkative.
I thought he was gonna say the drummer walked off with his pills hahaha
I relapsed after 4 years on my dogs diazapam,Valium .tore up my house with a hunting knife and spent 4 days in an isolation cell in the county lockup.good times.ehh
I've relapsed the same way because its hard when you realize the pills are around. Hope you're doing good.
This man has two voices at the same time
Hope he makes it through
I never heard of him before this but this was a great story
"I went out and bought a HAT"!!!
😂😂😂
I dog-eared the catog XD
Should've circled it in pen to show that gal you REALLY wanted it XD
"Why the guy from Switchfoot?!" 🤣🤣
thanks for english subtitles!!!
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if i was in the crowd for this taping i would have been laughing like, disruptively hard
Loved this guy
I fed my dog liver before thinking it'd be a nice treat. He farted after and I actually tasted it before I smelt it, I will never forget that liver fart 😢 I fucking tasted it, it was that fucking strong. I'm surprised the paint didn't peel off the fucking walls
haha. great guy. I'm gonna check out his standup.
This dude is SUPER underrated
i appreciate your work i love the chicken situation bit from some time ago
the man of one hundred comedian impressions, keep it up, bring back Jeni on the next one
Why are so many are bagging on Switchfoot? They're a band with a positive message and they aren't overtly Christian. The drummer, a stranger to Greg, cared enough to say he loved him and took the time to pray for him.
Ill tell u why and what the general consensus is......
THEY'RE SUUUUUUUUUUUPPPEER GAAAAY
The guy from switchfoot was never really there
That first pause was brutal.
I feel like that ended abruptly.
That's because I don't understand comedy
my favorite story by far. WHY THE GUY FROM SWITCH FOOT!
I wish we had a finishing to the story cause I'm genuinely curious about it. Glad hes okay though
I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A HAT
Ok, within the first few seconds I was searching to another video. But for some reason I stayed , and I'm glad I did. I can see this guy's life seems like a looping roller coaster of mayhem, which is good content for comedy.
This guy has the spirit of Rick Sanchez. But where's Morty?
He's out getting Schwifty.
ive been meeseeking him for days
SZECHUAN SAUCE MORTY!
I disagree
Shrimply Pibbles
Dude this is hilarious plus i like switchfoot so it made it better lol
Great TED talk !
Brilliant!
He was awesome
“I ruined Christmas for my whole family, which is fucked up because I have kids.”
Fucking genius.
The king of unfinished sentences
That's awesome. I've been listening to Switchfoot since its inception and suspect my wedding song will one day be "I Won't Let You Go".
The bit on dog farts is perfect
Reminds me of Bryan Callen, with those mini side note jab jokes before continuing the story
I couldn't even finish watching this
Dude! I had NO clue that Chad or ANYONE from Switchfoot would ever been in ANY of these bits hahahahah
Wait, did the guy from Switchfoot steal the Oxycontin?
Yes.
Switchfoot has a song called “Gone.” I wonder... haha
How is this dude sober he seems super geeked out
Yeah I don't think he's sober anymore. Seems like he was pretty fucked up. Even if it was rx'd drugs like lithium or something. He's off balance.
nezZario He sounds to me like he did earlier in his career. So either he was on drugs already way back or he was of them when he did this.
The effects of som drugs can be permanent if overused. It sounds more like he just took so many they effect him even now.
wow this guy is so underrated
He's great! 💯 but since this special I haven't seen anything new. Is he alright ? Does anyone know?
URGH!!! Now I remember where I’ve seen him from!! Oprah!!!! He was on that show all of the time. Goodness, it was bothering me lol
Remember my first hydrocodone a friend gave me a present of the syrup kind the one that's even more sought after then pills and i finished the bottle in a mixed drink time of my life
This is too funny 😂
Felt like he needed to keep going
High AF this guy. Dizzy just watching his head twerk around.
I have struggled with opioid addiction for years so I cant watch this anymore I made it 3 minutes in
Someone missed an opportunity to say 'THATS NOT A KNIFE!'
Reminds me of Kramer with his movements.
He sounds like one of the Animaniacs
He was there to tell you that "we were meant to live for soooo much mooooooore!!!!"
Switchfoot is a great band
Corey Taylor’s .5 mask really played the zombie in the intro