Erika Torres that's pretty hilarious. Like seriously Simon??!! What happened to taking one for the team? The again I guess it could be said that he's already done that.
2:55 I nearly pissed myself when I first saw that scene! :D Magnus looks like: "errhh what...?!" And Jace just realized what Magnus was thinking: "No! No no no no no!" Hilarious! I just love the cast and the humour of the show :D
Magnus thought for a second that Jace was saying that because of his bond with Alec, Jace could literally feel Alec having an orgasm (like maybe they both have one if either of them is having sex, which would make it like some bizarre three-way), but that's NOT part of the parabatai thing. Jace is like, "oh crap, that's not what I meant, I meant Alec looks/acts happy in a new way and I assume that means he started sleeping with his boyfriend."
It's a joke and more polite than saying, "I don't know her that well, we just have sex sometimes." Jace doesn't seriously date or have deep romantic love for anyone but Clary. It's funnier to phrase it with that code name of "book club" because he clearly isn't spending all his free time reading books-he's always training, protecting his family or hooking up with whatever women want him.
*Alec* “Seventeen thousand ! *Magnus* “ It was all in the past ! “ *Alec* ( Oh my god I’m seventeen thousand and 1 , what have I gotten myself into 🤯 ) 😂😂😂😂
I keep thinking how Magnus kept count. It seems a little weird to do so after so many. As i remember it in the book it was a much smaller number. 17.000 people is a lot of people. if he was 5000 years old, that would still be more than three a year on average. Not exactly long term relationships.
8:37 Magnus (totally normally) give drinks *way too early* to Luke and Raphael. Luke and Raphael looks at each other then put it back on the table like WTF?! xD am dead ! this is so Magnus like !
Alex to Jace: “Be careful” Jace: “When am I not careful?” *dies* Good job Jace. Simon: “Your mom’s almost there” Clary: “Then run faster!” Simon: “I’m a vampire, I’m running slow for you” 🤣🤣🤣 These two are literally the best.
Should have included “Mr. Lightwood I didn’t know you came with this apartment“ and when they were going down to hell and Lorenzo says “this might burn a little“. But Alec’s face at the 17,000 comment will always be my favorite 😂😂 he has the best facial expressions.
For the 'When am I not careful?' one, that hit a soft spot. I watched the 2x20 scene over and over. And cried every time. The bit with Alec tho! (Not saying wut happens, don't wanna spoil it)
39 seconds in and at that part, I thought that Max was going to die in that scene. I know he doesn't, but that scene gives me chills and makes me laugh at the same time.
What the hell are you talking about Raphael didn't die he became human.(he was cured with heavenly fire) and dedicated himself pretty ministry you know people priest cuz he's Catholic. Incidentally it's supposed to be Jem in the books to be cured with heavenly fire because he was the one that had a yen fen addiction an the show he's called brother Zachariah. I don't know how it is but he's still alive since he's a hundred or more years old sings how he's Jace great- great grandmother's sorta boyfriend(soulmate) because Angels and Nephilim have. Will Jace's great great grandfather or whatever was Jem's whatever that is pairabiti or something. They were best friends and he was married to Tessa and then when he died Jem pretty much defaulted to her main man you know I it's weird because they may have been all together for the long time. So not my business.. but in the book Jem and she with me on a bridge and then when he was cured they were just together. She said warlock last shadowhunter and he was Shadowhunters and Will was a Shadowhunters so yeah it was so you probably don't care but interesting altogether.
Ahhh thank you so much for bringing back the gems of this great two seasons while I'm sitting here wondering what I can do to be able to wait since April when the next season airs. :D this video made my day! Thank you so much :D
I always loved Alec's face when iris asked Clary if he was her boyfriend he looks so offended and grossed out his mind was just immediately like I'm gay👉👈😂💕💕
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“I’m a vampire, I’m running slow for you” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
_nina215_ the best quote by Simon so far
Always kills me 😂😂😂
That was THE best😂😂😂
I love this hahahah
The best🤣
Alec: Be careful
Jace: When am I ever not careful?
_a few moments later_
*Jace is dead*
I never thought I'd laugh so hard at a scene where Jace is dead :))
Jace is dead
Alec:
Alec:
Alec: you had one job
The best moment. XD
In the words of the Seelie Queen: Dead, dead, dead
I literally SCREAMED when he died!
I love how Magnus just walks away when Max tells Jace that he's not part of their family.
Katauna Lewis he's like fuck this shit i'm out
Magnus out ya'll
#magnusout
I saw that!! I’m like magnussssss
He was like this went from 0 to 10000 real quick soooooo...... I finna head out
Alec looked so disgusted when the warlock suggested he and Clary were a couple
Alec be like:
“You think I’d date this Cheeto?”
As a lesbian, I relate to that level of gay fear.
He be like, “hell no, I dating the high warlock Brooklyn you better watch your mouth”
What If they were a couple.....#maybe
@@ruxitudor4308 no
Alec 's face when jace says "book club" to Clary is everythiiiiiing ❤
i was going to make the same comment
Thats whe face when your bestie is lying to someone's face dead ass
You know, at least Jace was consistent with his "book club" lie.
Point
Didn’t make it any more believable though
Jace: "What is that?"
Simon: "It's me being you; Dark, mysterious."
Jace: "Looks like you're low on fiber."
So good!! 😂
Hiya, It's Elia i love how brutality honest jace is😂
A: How many ?
M: How many ?
17 .
A: 17? 1700? 17.000 ?
M: It was all in the past .
Angelina Rybakova how about 170.000?
XD
And Alec's face in the end
@@mipaleditx the best
ALEC'S FACE THO XD
"There is no job too big"
"I need you to talk to the seelie queen"
"That jobs too big"
I cant😂😂😂
Erika Torres that's pretty hilarious. Like seriously Simon??!! What happened to taking one for the team? The again I guess it could be said that he's already done that.
*I was literally reading this comment and listening to the scene at the same time what a coincidence*
Jace: “Thank you.”
Maia: “I spit in one.”
Jace: “Delicious. Don’t tease me.”
😂😂😂
I love how Magnus just up and left whenever Max said that Maryse said Jace wasn't part of the family. #familydramaimout
When I first saw it with my sister she didn't notice but I did and burst out laughing. She was so pissed at me for ruining the moment
I almost wonder if it’s improved by Harry, I missed the entire scene n conversation coz I saw Magnus leave n Started laughing
Jace: Simon this isn't middle school this is life or death
Simon: Have you been to middle school?
Me(eighth grader): Simon you get it😂
Jay same. Lol 🤣🤣
true I'm in 7th
Oh I was so confused for a second. I forgot that some places have middle school, We just have Primary school and High school
So true
I don't understand what middle school is like. What is that mystical place?
dude, i swear luke's knowing laugh when simon says "i'm here to see maia" is the funniest shit ever.
Luke is like proud dad who's son finally is stepping into dating game XD
His laugh was more like "yeah right"! or "hahaha, good luck!"
"Hey, I don't snore.." Alec
Magnus cute snores!
My entire life right now!!
The funniest scenes are the ones with Jace and Simon omg I can't 😂😂😂😂
Serena lena #jamon is freaking real😂😁😍🏳️🌈
It's the same in the books
yasss i love jimon so much 😭 theyre hilarious together
2:55 I nearly pissed myself when I first saw that scene! :D
Magnus looks like: "errhh what...?!"
And Jace just realized what Magnus was thinking: "No! No no no no no!"
Hilarious! I just love the cast and the humour of the show :D
iLoveMusic wait what did they mean ...I don’t know if I got the joke
Magnus thought for a second that Jace was saying that because of his bond with Alec, Jace could literally feel Alec having an orgasm (like maybe they both have one if either of them is having sex, which would make it like some bizarre three-way), but that's NOT part of the parabatai thing. Jace is like, "oh crap, that's not what I meant, I meant Alec looks/acts happy in a new way and I assume that means he started sleeping with his boyfriend."
SAAME xd
Me too
3:18 "will you be my obi-wan?" "Who?" IM CRYING
"I spit in one."
"mm delicious, don't tease me."
I love Maia so much❣❣
Abbey Swaine *Maya 😂
Julia Archibald It actually is Maia 😂
“Why are you here?”
“Book club”
“How do you know kaili”
“Book club”
The awkward convo between Magnus and Jace is hilarious
In 10:07 "yes and alec is on the ground " and then alec lays down in bed I found that so funny😂😂😂😂
Eleni Panoutsopoulou I didn't know what u were talking about then I watched this 😂😂😂😂
5:34 alec's face like HELL NO hahahaha
Jace needs to find an excuse other than "book club" - and he just needs to let people give him a hug, man! X)
Kenya Ramirez Alec gives him hugs all the time
Kenya Ramirez // why does jace always say book club? What does he mean by that .?
It's a joke and more polite than saying, "I don't know her that well, we just have sex sometimes." Jace doesn't seriously date or have deep romantic love for anyone but Clary. It's funnier to phrase it with that code name of "book club" because he clearly isn't spending all his free time reading books-he's always training, protecting his family or hooking up with whatever women want him.
Magnus has the best quotes
Sometimes I wonder if shadowhunters is real, like in times like these they seem like a bunch of advanced bloopers
Fearless Hunter oh my lord have you ever watched Supernatural? It’s so random and crazy everyone who doesn’t watch refuses to believe it’s real XD
Fearless Hunter I want it to be real
Simon : were close . clary: then run faster simon: im a vampiar im running solw for u idk y but thats funny 😅😂😂
kiara Sanford
That's not how u spell (Slow)
can i ask what episode is this again?
*Simon: We're close
Clary: Then run faster!
Simon: I'm a VAMPIRE I'm running slow for YOU
Kalo Phiri that’s not how you spell you either
*Alec* “Seventeen thousand !
*Magnus* “ It was all in the past ! “
*Alec* ( Oh my god I’m seventeen thousand and 1 , what have I gotten myself into 🤯 )
😂😂😂😂
awwwww😍😍😍😍😍 hahahahahaha I can't stop giggling about the whole 17 hundred, thousand people Magnus has been with and Alec's reaction at the end
Gerardo Alvaro how happy Alec was the two seconds after Magnus said "17" and then realizing that didn't mean just "17" :D poor guy xD
I keep thinking how Magnus kept count. It seems a little weird to do so after so many. As i remember it in the book it was a much smaller number. 17.000 people is a lot of people. if he was 5000 years old, that would still be more than three a year on average. Not exactly long term relationships.
8:37 Magnus (totally normally) give drinks *way too early* to Luke and Raphael. Luke and Raphael looks at each other then put it back on the table like WTF?! xD am dead ! this is so Magnus like !
Lola Soko what episode is that
Alex to Jace: “Be careful”
Jace: “When am I not careful?”
*dies*
Good job Jace.
Simon: “Your mom’s almost there”
Clary: “Then run faster!”
Simon: “I’m a vampire, I’m running slow for you”
🤣🤣🤣
These two are literally the best.
omg Izzy "are you talking about SEX?!" xD Im dead
"I'm a vampire, I'm running slow for you!"
lol
There is no way max wouldn't know what a Jedi is. In the books he loved comics, he was such a little geek
This ain’t the books
@@kimberleymorris8052 sadly
2:55 Magnus be like "dafuq"
The Fennec Fox 😂😂😂😂I started crying at that point😂😂it's soooo good
Simon and Jace scenes are everything
All but Clary realized what a book club is 😈😆 Clace hah
claryherondale what's even more hilarious is Alec's face when Jace says that. Alec's trying so hard not to laugh.
what does that mean??book club???
what does that mean??book club??
picha 88 book club = sex. The girl that Jace had "book club" with was his lover. Just watch that episode & you'll find out more.
Caitlyn Ruthsatz omg i get it now.thanks haha lol
The real housewives of Idris!
8:36 when magnus gave them liquor and the b0th just looked at each other and put it down
10:49
*Simon* : * smiles and stares *
*Jace* : Perfect..
*Jace* : If you're a serial killer.
*Simon* : * wtf? *
This one got me. 🤣😂🤣
Izzy's
"wait was there ever a Jessica Hawkblue?"
cracked me up real bad
When am I not careful? *a few moments later* *DEAD*
Omg when Magnus is like: wait what..
Jace is like: omg no pls y u think that no no no no no
6:37 "Memo to self: Ask Magnus to get tested. For everything."
Should have included “Mr. Lightwood I didn’t know you came with this apartment“ and when they were going down to hell and Lorenzo says “this might burn a little“.
But Alec’s face at the 17,000 comment will always be my favorite 😂😂 he has the best facial expressions.
" it looks like ur low on fiber " Jace is literally the funniest person
1:46 for some reason, the way he says "fiber" cracks me up everytime
4:58 Alec's face after recalling Jace's "book club" session back in his boyfriend's house.
Simon: **rambling**
Izzy: "stop talking"
Simon: "that's it!"
Have you been to middle School???!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Simon had me dead for a week
Ml
4:59 Alec's face "Yeah, book club, sure.."
For the 'When am I not careful?' one, that hit a soft spot. I watched the 2x20 scene over and over. And cried every time. The bit with Alec tho! (Not saying wut happens, don't wanna spoil it)
8:55 I just feel in love with Jace’s voice when he said test run 😻😻😻
Clary: He’s communicating with me
Jace: He’s wha-?
😂
I love jace and Maya's friendships
#familydrama
#magnusout
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I laughed so hard at at the #family drama #magnus out. And when Simon found out Max didn't know what a Jedi was.😂😂
I can imagine Magnus having image flashes when Jace told him , 'we're parabatai' about him and Alec . Lol
Simon: Get in here.
Jace: Stop it.
Simon: I just...
Jace: No. Never.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:56 my god I love magnus 😂
Simon: There’s no job too big.
Clary: I need you to talk to the Seelie Queen...
Simon: *no hesitation* That jobs too big.
Me: AHHAHA F**K THAT!!!
0:43,2:56,3:21,3:22,4:57,5:31,6:11,9:21 and 11:41dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love Izzy’s face when she says sex 🤣🤣🤣
Book Club huh ?
’Simon this is not middle school this is about life or death’ ’have you ever been to middleschool?’ 😂😂😂😂 i lost it
OMG this is like try not to laugh for me butt then the extreme one where everyone dies because their laughing to hard!😂💕
39 seconds in and at that part, I thought that Max was going to die in that scene. I know he doesn't, but that scene gives me chills and makes me laugh at the same time.
1:24 If only Raphael had seen this, he'd die again from laughing.
What the hell are you talking about Raphael didn't die he became human.(he was cured with heavenly fire) and dedicated himself pretty ministry you know people priest cuz he's Catholic.
Incidentally it's supposed to be Jem in the books to be cured with heavenly fire because he was the one that had a yen fen addiction an the show he's called brother Zachariah. I don't know how it is but he's still alive since he's a hundred or more years old sings how he's Jace great- great grandmother's sorta boyfriend(soulmate) because Angels and Nephilim have. Will Jace's great great grandfather or whatever was Jem's whatever that is pairabiti or something. They were best friends and he was married to Tessa and then when he died Jem pretty much defaulted to her main man you know I it's weird because they may have been all together for the long time. So not my business.. but in the book Jem and she with me on a bridge and then when he was cured they were just together.
She said warlock last shadowhunter and he was Shadowhunters and Will was a Shadowhunters so yeah it was so you probably don't care but interesting altogether.
Oh okay you know he was a vampire so it doesn't really count.
"Wow! Words travel fast up here " 😂😂😂
Simon is so funny but magnus is everything ❤
Izzy: I always look good.
Now what does that remind me of?
Lets see Aha! Shawn Mendes!
Shawn: I always look good.
The real housewives of IDRIS 😂😂
M: I spit in one
J: Delicious don't tease me
LMFAOAOAOAOAO I LOST IT
Meliorn says he can't lie, that in itself is a lie cause we know he can
Shane Wilson He never lied, just manipulated the truth.
symphonic cindy
read the books
my favourite scenes are those with jace and simon. i'm dying. help.
I love how half of these have magnus in them haha 😂
If Simon did the James Bond thing on me....It would only serve to kill because 1. SIMON LEWIS and 2. JAMES BOND
4:04 Magnus out 😂😂
izzy in 0:56 is all of us
"Housewives of Idris" ohh.. Magnus.. :)
I swear, the day they use the word 'faerie' in this show is the day pigs fly
9:36 only I who find the sweetest thing when the beggar takes the blouse and gets all happy?
0:43 i was literally ROLLING o. The floor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
Ahhh thank you so much for bringing back the gems of this great two seasons while I'm sitting here wondering what I can do to be able to wait since April when the next season airs. :D this video made my day! Thank you so much :D
11:23-11:36 is the best thing ive ever seen😂😂😂😂
OML THE CAPTIONS KILLED ME XD
4:5 Magnus out
4:05
Book club And they are friends big mistake 😏😏grandma know The future (book fans undersited) Amazing video Good job 👏 👏👏😍😍😍
I love Simon's character in the book also in the tv series 😄😄 he's so cute! My favorite nerd
#britshpeople #sopolite . im done.
I always loved Alec's face when iris asked Clary if he was her boyfriend he looks so offended and grossed out his mind was just immediately like I'm gay👉👈😂💕💕
WORST. VAMPIRE. EVER.
Not as funny as the book but still hilarious! Plus these actors are all so hot and badass.
1:02 I mean he’s not wrong, I think I left my soul and will to live somewhere along the way too lol😂
11:34 LMAO...he stuttered 7:27
"THEN RUN FASTER!"
"I'AM A VAMPIRE I'M RUNNING SLOW FOR YOU!"
I love shadow hunters crack especially malec crack gets me each time
Jace's death scene was emotional. i shed a tear or two but in this the caption *dead* had me rolling on the floor laughing
I love how when iris asked if Alec and clary were a couple he was legit like “bitch do I LOOK straight to you?”
Jonathan was like oops that’s me
Jace knows Star Wars
And drunk Luke is everything