The Sun Is The Cops For White People | Neal Brennan: Crazy Good | Netflix Is A Joke
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- čas přidán 10. 04. 2024
- In his latest stand-up special, Neal Brennan: Crazy Good, Neal explains that things are actually better now, using sunblock as an example.
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There's a little truth in every joke.
I'm legit allergic to the sun. This got me in the feels!!! 😂 😂 😂
☀️ Skin cancer scar on the cheek•••
✅ *Got one*
☀️ *A story of a burn **_so bad_** I had to lay forehead first against a wall because I wore a 🧢 so the top of my forehead was the only **_NON BURNED_** part of my upper body* •••
✅ Yep. That happened.
☀️ Sun blisters•••
✅ *Child **_please_* be careful
…because I had them.
☀️ Black people mocking me because they had never seen the beginning of a joke:
✅ 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♀️💭 What’s red and white…
👨🏻🦰💭 Me❗️
👨🏻🦰🗯️ This is my floor.
_(The doors closed)_
🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♀️🗯️ Ha ha ha ha HAHAHA ha ha ha *Did you see **_how red_** his back was?! It was like his whole body was blushing.*
⚠️ ⬆️ True story ⬆️ ⚠️
🧬 I could go on… 🧬 because I have 40 years of stories… 🧬
You must be a blast at party's?.....
God people suck.
I get sunburned in the garden section of Home Depot
this is the best written joke in a while. The cadence... W A I T F O R IT...
That was a good one
Bravo 😂😂😂
Yep no passion! ❤
Oh damn...that sure brings back the coating ourselves in baby oil and lying out in the backyard days of the seventies/eighties.
So good.
Hilarious, reminds me when my parents used to take us to the beach living in Florida, we are Irish, red heads and blondes, our mother was slathering us up with baby oil and iodine. I remember afterwards, a couple of days of hell my skin would have a little itch and when I scratched the whole arm of skin peeled right off, and that's no exaggeration. I can laugh about it now.
I remember feeling like an alpha snake because I also shed my skin … often! … throughout the summer. And winter. And spring and fall. *But that’s it.*
Guess I should consider myself lucky,lol, are you an albino?
Man I’m so glad we have sunscreen these days 😅
Would have been a better punchline if it wasn't in the title.
It’s not the punchline. It’s the premise. He explains why in several ways after which is the funniest part
What’s a better title that would have drawn you in❓❗️
Pretend the punchline wasn’t in the title… *write a better CZcams video title that makes this video easy to look up later if we loved the joke.*
*_I’ll wait._*
Would be a better punchline if you actually bought a ticket to see this stand up or watched it on Netflix
"What was he wearing? "
I bet you’re fun at parties
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I’m a paleass white guy. The struggle is real 😱
Lmao
Everytime Neil refers to his black friends ....I don't believe him. 😆 Lol
It's nice having a factory tan, until you get into your car.😟
Excuse me? It's not so bad *sizzling*
I honestly can't claim to know how the sun hits in the Western countries. But here in Africa- the sun is everyone's enemy. In South Africa, it is not uncommon to see a black person buying sunscreen, I can't speak for the rest of the continent. I got sunburn two summers back at a place I was unfamiliar with. I thought just wearing a cap would help me... i had to hide indoors at home for a few days after that fateful day until my face recovered enough.
Wow what a poor joke
You must not have many white friends
Go suck a night stick.
In my 40+ years of life *I have **_NEVER_** heard a joke that hits closer to the core of **_who I am._*
🥵 THIS 🥵 JOKE 🥵 *GETS* 🥵 *_ME❣️_*
*#BLESSED* 🥲
☀️ Skin cancer scar on the cheek•••
✅ *Got one*
☀️ *A story of a burn **_so bad_** I had to lay forehead first against a wall because I wore a 🧢 so the top of my forehead was the only **_NON BURNED_** part of my upper body* •••
✅ Yep. That happened.
☀️ Sun blisters•••
✅ *Child **_please_* be careful
…because I had them.
☀️ Black people mocking me because they had never seen the beginning of a joke:
✅ 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♀️💭 What’s red and white…
👨🏻🦰💭 Me❗️
👨🏻🦰🗯️ This is my floor.
_(The doors closed)_
🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♀️🗯️ Ha ha ha ha HAHAHA ha ha ha *Did you see **_how red_** his back was?! It was like his whole body was blushing.*
⚠️ ⬆️ True story ⬆️ ⚠️
🧬 I could go on… 🧬 because I have 40 years of stories… 🧬
I miss when comedy was funny 😑
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