Is Graham’s Couch Covered In Sperm? - The Graham Norton Show

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  • čas přidán 23. 04. 2015
  • One member of the audience is scared of sperm appearing in unexpected places… But how unexpected?
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Komentáře • 513

  • @iStolleh
    @iStolleh Před 9 lety +8008

    It's official, Graham has the weirdest audience among talkshows

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue Před 9 lety +172

      Only in England

    • @HiddenWen
      @HiddenWen Před 8 lety +122

      +iStolleh You mean best.

    • @MHorton1000
      @MHorton1000 Před 8 lety +23

      +HiddenWen Same thing.

    • @Flashbax7
      @Flashbax7 Před 8 lety +26

      +stol Nope, just everyone in the world is uniquely batshit insane.

    • @feliciaf8
      @feliciaf8 Před 8 lety +5

      +stol the best!

  • @maryamaoyefusi6141
    @maryamaoyefusi6141 Před 9 lety +3802

    jeremy's face this entire clip was priceless!

    • @williamlee8069
      @williamlee8069 Před 3 lety +18

      If you didn’t say, I wouldn’t notice. Guys that have high camouflage index tend to have some of the interesting looks if you look closely.

    • @indigo9394
      @indigo9394 Před 3 lety +5

      william lee What’s a high camouflage index??

    • @williamlee8069
      @williamlee8069 Před 3 lety +17

      Indigo Metal Gear. A fun way to describe guys that are easily overlooked.

    • @indigo9394
      @indigo9394 Před 3 lety +4

      @@williamlee8069 Oh right ok then..🙃

    • @lartisteautravail
      @lartisteautravail Před 3 lety

      I sometimes feel like Jeremy goes out of his way to show how not gay he is. Like... no one brought that up, fella.

  • @captainviggo4575
    @captainviggo4575 Před 9 lety +2467

    3:01 Mark Ruffalo looks like he's thinking "Please don't use this light on my pants".

  • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
    @camilogarciaylasaari1857 Před 7 lety +733

    I love how when Jeremy gets up he tries to play it all casual. "You know, sitting's kinda overrated, when you really think about it."

    • @bluebell8557
      @bluebell8557 Před 4 lety +1

      Camilo Garcia Ylasaari gosh I wanna hear that so much. What’s the time stamp?

    • @camilogarciaylasaari1857
      @camilogarciaylasaari1857 Před 4 lety +8

      @@bluebell8557 Well, he doesn't say it. It's just what his body language and facial expression seem to be saying when he gets up from the couch (2:19)

  • @tracewallace23
    @tracewallace23 Před 9 lety +6074

    Did anyone else notice how Graham DIDNT use the light on the couch? :-\ I'm thinking that's a little suspect... hahaha =-O

    • @RomanCoronado
      @RomanCoronado Před 9 lety +355

      Trace 23 Missed opportunity. One of the guest should have said "rather than the sofa I think we should be more concerned about Graham's chair".

    • @KingRynoD.LeonhartTMB
      @KingRynoD.LeonhartTMB Před 8 lety +51

      +Trace 23 I was literally just about to comment on that! He knows things have happened there XD

    • @sebastiansobrado3258
      @sebastiansobrado3258 Před 7 lety +82

      If Graham used it on himself you'd be able to see him from space

    • @Arrows
      @Arrows Před 4 lety +5

      @@sebastiansobrado3258 Hahaha :D

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Před 3 lety +6

      If he used that on Elizabeth Olsen she would have light up like a disco ball

  • @godSPARDA1995
    @godSPARDA1995 Před 8 lety +611

    2:04 and Elizabeth Olsen is all like whaaaaat the hell while Mark Rufallo totaly agrees😂😂😂😂

  • @DropkickNation
    @DropkickNation Před 9 lety +1828

    1:19 Jeremy Renners face say it all. ^^
    Also, I don't think I'll ever get used to Grahams beard.

    • @writerangelcauldwell
      @writerangelcauldwell Před 8 lety +18

      His face is priceless.
      I don't think a bearded look works for Graham.

    • @Indy_21
      @Indy_21 Před 8 lety +65

      +Angel Cauldwell are you kidding?! He looks very good with it!! Handsome!

    • @darkseid6089
      @darkseid6089 Před 7 lety +6

      Angel Cauldwell he had best reaction doing that part, it was priceless.

    • @proudMudbl00D_6
      @proudMudbl00D_6 Před 6 lety +4

      Chris Purolover I agree bout Jeremy's face 😂😂😂

    • @happyh5384
      @happyh5384 Před 6 lety

      Chris Purolover njj
      Until I

  • @natlek08
    @natlek08 Před 9 lety +504

    Elizabeth's face was priceless

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Před 3 lety +1

      You should have seen her face in the dark

    • @stabgan
      @stabgan Před 3 lety +2

      @@olisk-jy9rz lmao ok chill now

  • @halle2216
    @halle2216 Před 8 lety +833

    These people have the most interesting fears...

  • @adematti
    @adematti Před 9 lety +670

    Jeremy's facial expressions are the best!

  • @NicCagetheDickMage
    @NicCagetheDickMage Před 8 lety +1440

    You keep that demon tool away from me.

  • @Donegal62
    @Donegal62 Před 3 lety +227

    Woman: Bread sweat
    Jeremy: Facial expression, priceless

    • @johnfic4751
      @johnfic4751 Před 3 lety +4

      Remember she's going to set the scene for us.

  • @Turbo9987
    @Turbo9987 Před 9 lety +1933

    Elizabeth Olsen is SO PRETTY!!!!

  • @sanjukta_basu
    @sanjukta_basu Před rokem +40

    I just love how innocently confused Jeremy Renner is with everything that's happening here. He is like who are these people, what is this show, what am I doing here. He's one of those guys who takes things seriously only to realise people are just being random. Adorable.

  • @EthanScarlett
    @EthanScarlett Před 8 lety +1328

    Feel as though people don't quite grasp the meaning of the phrase "afraid of".. lol

    • @smileholicfox
      @smileholicfox Před 8 lety +64

      You can actually be afraid of anything.. Some people are even afraid of breathing

    • @smileholicfox
      @smileholicfox Před 8 lety +38

      But I wouldn't call breadsweat a fear if it's only nasty for you

    • @smileholicfox
      @smileholicfox Před 7 lety +10

      james proctor As I said people can be afraid oif anything :D

    • @MissingSirius
      @MissingSirius Před 7 lety +56

      Why not? People have phobias of all kinds of things. She said she literally can't touch it and throws it into the air if it's handed to her. That sounds to me like she's afraid of it. Fear doesn't have to be rational.

    • @hamsterminator
      @hamsterminator Před 7 lety +31

      Fear doesn't have to be rational- but OPs post still stands true. If you've never had anything to really be afraid of due to having a sheltered life, maybe you really don't know what fear is. Therefore having a dislike of something is what you think fear is.

  • @Jezidka
    @Jezidka Před 8 lety +269

    2:14 Did u see how fast Mark jumped up?

    • @mariashutter
      @mariashutter Před 8 lety +10

      +jess401
      and then they realized the audience is scripted and stopped caring. xD

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 Před 5 lety

      @@mariashutter It was scripted?

    • @danielwanger5919
      @danielwanger5919 Před 4 lety +1

      @@joec7217 yach

    • @squiggles7833
      @squiggles7833 Před 3 lety +2

      @@joec7217 it's scripted like people have to write in what they would say so that he picks more interesting people, not that the fears are fabricated

    • @MelkofficialYT
      @MelkofficialYT Před 2 lety

      Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sahibathind5373
    @sahibathind5373 Před 3 lety +168

    I died when they all stood up and went "Oh No..."

  • @YasserZafar
    @YasserZafar Před 9 lety +2440

    They should have checked Graham's beard...

    • @TheGreatResist
      @TheGreatResist Před 9 lety +59

      ahhaahaha

    • @Kenazzle
      @Kenazzle Před 6 lety +58

      In my dreams I shine a UV light on Graham's beard and it shines like the midday sun.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Před 3 lety +12

      Or Elizabeth Olsen's chin

    • @williamlee8069
      @williamlee8069 Před 3 lety +10

      And they found that his entire face looks like as if he got chicken pox.

    • @MultiBigbird01
      @MultiBigbird01 Před 3 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The_Deaf_Aussie
    @The_Deaf_Aussie Před 3 lety +43

    The fact that the guest stood up immediately after the audience said "in fact, you should get that couch checked out.." lolz

  • @5CU11Y
    @5CU11Y Před 3 lety +48

    2:04 Mark is like “Yes Jeremy that’s what I was talking about!”😂😂😂

  • @awaisjamil9956
    @awaisjamil9956 Před 8 lety +776

    lol bread sweat wtf thats condensation

    • @vShadowWARRIORv
      @vShadowWARRIORv Před 8 lety +15

      No it isn't. It's grease.

    • @awaisjamil9956
      @awaisjamil9956 Před 8 lety +23

      i guess youre right cause GFC knows best lol

    • @QueenMAB418
      @QueenMAB418 Před 8 lety +26

      You're right, ive never heard it called "bread sweat" before!
      Being a Pastry Chef, I really thought she meant when someone ruins a load by bagging it too warm. Strange world!!

    • @tattycakes2k2
      @tattycakes2k2 Před 3 lety +8

      Yeah it’s toast sweat, when you put the hot toast on the plate and it makes condensation which then makes the toast soggy.

    • @ThaSlymes
      @ThaSlymes Před 3 lety +9

      @@vShadowWARRIORv where are you buying loaves of grease-filled bread?

  • @editboy23
    @editboy23 Před 9 lety +661

    I love this show so freaking much.

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu Před 3 lety +47

    I love how they all jumped off the couch when the lady said "I think you should have your couch checked" 😂😂😂

  • @jasmineapril300
    @jasmineapril300 Před 7 lety +76

    I love how Graham has the mic in his hand, but still shouts down to the others on the sofa.... 🤣🤣

  • @annac0107
    @annac0107 Před 3 lety +18

    Jeremy Renner's expressions were soooooooooooooooo fun to watch!

  • @arianneclaireyalung2709
    @arianneclaireyalung2709 Před 2 lety +20

    Elizabeth's face is hilarious 😂

  • @budhajigaonkar2251
    @budhajigaonkar2251 Před 2 lety +7

    "You should have your couch checked"
    (Renner gets up + hands in the pocket + expressions like he knows no one there) 😂🤣

  • @nightangel972000
    @nightangel972000 Před 8 lety +122

    1:22 The look on Renner's face.

  • @Apostolic401
    @Apostolic401 Před 9 lety +25

    Notice how fast Mark jumped up after the women said Graham should have his couch checked.

  • @JSPena
    @JSPena Před 6 lety +34

    2:16 Mark’s like “What the hell!”

  • @oasiscat5828
    @oasiscat5828 Před 3 lety +8

    Best bit of Graham shows is the audience interaction and seeing celebs reactions a complete switch around of a talk show and it bloody works!

  • @saffmichael4369
    @saffmichael4369 Před 7 lety +44

    Mark looked nervous he was next

  • @armaniac661
    @armaniac661 Před 8 lety +227

    This was clearly set up, the audience member and everything, but it was funny :D

    • @BobbyCalloway
      @BobbyCalloway Před 7 lety +41

      Yeah they would have asked audience members before the show to get the weirdest/most entertaining fears

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi Před 3 lety +15

      Yeah, this clip shows how structured and well planned every episode really is. It's so clever how they make it all look impromptu.
      Also, they must ask audience members the questions way before the show, like when they buy their tickets or something because it's unlikely they just had a UV light sitting around. Maybe they picked it up during rehearsal or something.

    • @walterdayrit675
      @walterdayrit675 Před 3 lety +1

      Well executed!!

    • @holliswilliams8426
      @holliswilliams8426 Před 3 lety +1

      Obviously it's set up lol.

    • @tkralva.6668
      @tkralva.6668 Před 3 lety +9

      He actually says that they were asked earlier, and he clearly says he is looking for the specific woman.
      There is no attempt to make it look spontaneous.

  • @lorenag.5280
    @lorenag.5280 Před 8 lety +33

    Hahahaha Mark got up real quick after she mentioned the couch lol

  • @Tomatofury
    @Tomatofury Před 8 lety +74

    Pause at 2:17 look at elezebeth olsen's face 😂😂😂 Hahahah

  • @alisha_a
    @alisha_a Před 7 lety +15

    Jeremy's reaction in 1.23 is priceless 😂

  • @H316135155
    @H316135155 Před 8 lety +50

    And they still haven't check the couch...

  • @rodolfovillareal715
    @rodolfovillareal715 Před 7 lety +58

    Elizabeth Olsen is adorable.

  • @Zydeco.13
    @Zydeco.13 Před 9 lety +30

    2:06 liz olsen looks so cute

  • @jurrasicpig2426
    @jurrasicpig2426 Před 2 lety +2

    Mark looks suspciously nervous when Graham backed to the stage with the CSI thingy, like he'd done something bad.....

  • @rebeccajohnson6572
    @rebeccajohnson6572 Před 8 lety +8

    I just Adore Graham and all his guest.
    He is just a fabulous slice of life.

  • @XMizzTuraX
    @XMizzTuraX Před 3 lety +4

    I love how everyone on the couch moved SO quickly

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 Před 2 lety +2

    "Let's hope you're never homeless" really deserved more attention!

  • @gemmapecorinigoodall9133
    @gemmapecorinigoodall9133 Před 7 lety +51

    bread sweat is such a british fear

  • @evem9972
    @evem9972 Před 9 lety +38

    Jeremy's face :)

  • @kevrink5605
    @kevrink5605 Před 2 lety +4

    Lizzie's face when the lady mentioned sperm. And how quickly Ruffalo got up from the couch

  • @Hoganply
    @Hoganply Před 9 lety

    The relief on the guests' faces when he puts it away.

  • @alfatazer_8991
    @alfatazer_8991 Před 7 lety +452

    Fears? more like first world problems=_=
    Although the sperm one is a legit concern I guess...

    • @ofsswan4491
      @ofsswan4491 Před 6 lety +21

      Alfatazer _ it’s no joke on most hotel bed sheets.

    • @glacialimpala
      @glacialimpala Před 3 lety

      @@ofsswan4491 how do you suppose it survives boiling hot wash cycle and industrial detergent?

    • @MoaLindberg
      @MoaLindberg Před 3 lety

      @@glacialimpala bc they never clean them

    • @glacialimpala
      @glacialimpala Před 3 lety

      @@MoaLindberg hotel bed sheets? You're either trolling or nuts.

  • @Tedtopdawg
    @Tedtopdawg Před rokem +1

    This is the best show on this planet

  • @zeinasalloum6003
    @zeinasalloum6003 Před 2 lety +2

    Best talk show host on the planet he puts the American ones to shame

  • @ellenwhite2973
    @ellenwhite2973 Před 3 lety +2

    The way all of them got up at the same time.

  • @someguyonyoutube4285
    @someguyonyoutube4285 Před 8 lety +2

    1:55 the marvel fanboy in the captain America shirt is priceless

  • @Tiger74147
    @Tiger74147 Před 7 lety +119

    Anyone else hear Olsen ask "Does it have to be fresh?" Incriminating! :P

    • @moarmy2122
      @moarmy2122 Před 6 lety

      Tiger74147 When?

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz Před 3 lety +1

      She would have looked like a lighthouse if they shined that lamp on her

    • @avonord
      @avonord Před 3 lety +5

      2:43

  • @weirdlylogical1449
    @weirdlylogical1449 Před 7 lety +8

    'You might want to check your couch'
    *everyone jumps off the couch in digust*
    XDD

  • @klatewilson5170
    @klatewilson5170 Před 7 lety +16

    Best show on television

  • @charlieblacc4316
    @charlieblacc4316 Před 8 lety +9

    Everybody in the couch got up at the same time

  • @heathermuir2842
    @heathermuir2842 Před 8 lety +2

    Thank god for the beebs graham Norton shows, they are best programme on the box thanks long my they continue x😁

  • @lmpoar
    @lmpoar Před 7 lety +3

    Graham Norton must the the only chat show that celebrities look forward to going on.

  • @kingquan2608
    @kingquan2608 Před 7 lety

    I love how they all just stood up nd started walkin around there

  • @priyak7062
    @priyak7062 Před 9 lety +9

    jeremey's face at 1:18 HAHAHAHHA

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R Před 3 lety +16

    Who else is stuck in the never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀

  • @proudMudbl00D_6
    @proudMudbl00D_6 Před 6 lety +5

    2:00-2:17 ! - 2:39 Lizzie's face!! 😂😂😂 but also Renners face at 1:19!😂😂😂

  • @AA-qb7ni
    @AA-qb7ni Před 3 lety +1

    Graham is definitely the best talk show host.

  • @hudafayaz1167
    @hudafayaz1167 Před 3 lety +4

    Loved Jeremy's reaction his was the best and funny

  • @nightrider_
    @nightrider_ Před 2 lety +1

    I love that every one of the guests fears was a hit. All of them weird and hilarious xD

  • @playthosetunes
    @playthosetunes Před 9 lety +2

    The way they all leap off the couch in disgust is hilarious

  • @jenergomes
    @jenergomes Před 3 lety +1

    I laughed a lot when the cast jump from the sofa!! XD
    And I was sure that Graham Norton would check the sofa with his "CSI thing" (the UV lamp).

  • @princesslollypop7764
    @princesslollypop7764 Před 8 lety +1

    One of my favorite episodes

  • @theashennamedjerry3203
    @theashennamedjerry3203 Před 7 lety +147

    I would of answered in a deadpan maner "A nuclear war between China and America" just to kill the mood.

    • @fuzekle
      @fuzekle Před 7 lety +18

      would have*

    • @paul2413
      @paul2413 Před 7 lety +8

      lolsquad no you wouldn't

  • @Retroboy-qb4li
    @Retroboy-qb4li Před 4 měsíci +1

    2:04 I love how Elizabeth Olsen is like: 😳
    And Mark Ruffalo has probably thought of it before only now someone ese has said it lmao

  • @titahutama1281
    @titahutama1281 Před 3 lety +5

    This is hilarious 😂 I can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @vishkiller23
    @vishkiller23 Před 3 lety

    Best talk show

  • @romayssaechayo8267
    @romayssaechayo8267 Před rokem +1

    jeremy is adorable ❤

  • @Sam-cs3mi
    @Sam-cs3mi Před 5 měsíci +1

    The fastest Mark has ever moved 😂

  • @charlesxav6817
    @charlesxav6817 Před 7 lety +24

    You can tell Olsen couldn't understand British humor and just forced herself to laugh. It's a fake laugh.

    • @AshaNimo1
      @AshaNimo1 Před 7 lety +2

      *humour sorry I had to

    • @IshtiaqAhmadDurjoy
      @IshtiaqAhmadDurjoy Před 7 lety +1

      Humor/ Humour both are right. Humor is preferred in American English and humour is in British English.

    • @AshaNimo1
      @AshaNimo1 Před 7 lety +2

      Ishtiaq Ahmad yeah I know lol it was a joke

  • @SophieYT
    @SophieYT Před 9 lety +2

    I laughed so much at this I've woken up my mother (sorry). So hilarious.

  • @acid3778
    @acid3778 Před 6 lety

    I just love the fact that all of his guest just Get off the couch as possible! 😂😂

  • @EmperorEdselstein
    @EmperorEdselstein Před 7 lety

    OMFG THIS IS GREAT!

  • @matthewmcdowell4166
    @matthewmcdowell4166 Před 8 lety +7

    Love how Renner's the last one to stand up after the Sperm couch thing...like he didn't think it was that big of a deal

  • @infectiousproduction812

    mark was like don't try that thing on me

  • @bigrandomun9267
    @bigrandomun9267 Před 2 lety

    I love how Mark instantly pops up like 'I knew it!!!!'

  • @steffywoo1
    @steffywoo1 Před 9 lety

    lmao gr8 how they all jumped up together

  • @TCt83067695
    @TCt83067695 Před 7 lety

    Loose Change - awesome song

  • @sherrymimy
    @sherrymimy Před 9 lety

    Hilarious as always

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 Před 3 lety +3

    "Hang on I'm finding out for you." LMAO

  • @as611667
    @as611667 Před 6 lety +1

    I like how they had the uv light all ready for him!😂

  • @rynday5080
    @rynday5080 Před 3 lety +2

    The title of this video is like an obscure AO3 tag

  • @501stEliteClone
    @501stEliteClone Před 9 lety

    Pause 2:05 OH MY GOD ... The green eyes, yeah the spotlight, shines upon youuu! Her eyes are gorgeous!

  • @nadivakayla487
    @nadivakayla487 Před 3 lety

    I lost it everytime when Josh said, "Ruffalo will take you down" lmao

  • @trblemker00
    @trblemker00 Před 3 lety

    This show is hilarious 😂

  • @320speed
    @320speed Před 3 lety +1

    It's a shame Graham doesn't do more of these games.

  • @serenavanderful1
    @serenavanderful1 Před 9 lety +7

    Elizabeth Olsen is so beautiful! Love Mark Ruffalo

  • @elizabethadler562
    @elizabethadler562 Před 6 lety

    I thought I had none of these fears, but this entire video gave me so much anxiety

  • @oz5695
    @oz5695 Před rokem

    The guys on the couch got so nervous he was gonna bring the black light to them

  • @briLady7
    @briLady7 Před 8 lety +28

    I somehow misread "couch" as "cough"...
    ...Not sure if realizing I'm wrong makes this video any less strange. lol.

  • @jim_8621
    @jim_8621 Před 3 lety +1

    1:19. The look on Jeremy Renner's face. 😆😆

  • @godSPARDA1995
    @godSPARDA1995 Před 8 lety +3

    Jeremy's face at 1:19 xD

  • @nhlanhlashamase3453
    @nhlanhlashamase3453 Před 3 lety +1

    This was just recommended to me today

  • @josephbradshaw3294
    @josephbradshaw3294 Před 3 lety +1

    What the f...this is one of the best teams put together on the show...👍😅

  • @Amy-uf3oj
    @Amy-uf3oj Před 3 lety +1

    1:19 is my new lock screen