@@Chicky_Lumps Knowing him, probably, especially the Shy Guy beach or SNES Ghost Valley one but the ones like Dry Dry Ruins, N64 Mario Raceway or DK Summit are free
No he still doesn't really understand most of the game mechanics like mini turbos, wheelie, and the timing of these tracks despite playing them like 10 times in a row
@@M-qw9ru Has he actually? I admit I haven't been keeping up with Poofs MKWii content entirely, back when it was a thing he only had about 10 episodes of, I kid you not, I watched every video like 50 times
10:45 Poof was so painfully close to figuring out how to make this course easier. Sadly, he seems to forget to try and hop every time he has to pass over water. Maybe next time
Well I mean, he IS right. It’s because he turns while in the wheelie, if you do that you loose speed. He needs to learn to keep the controller straight and drift out of it.
Yea what sparkster said, not to mention the fact that he doesn’t do it out of an mt so he’d be slowly crawling up to top speed even if he didn’t wheelie turn… he’ll learn someday maybe 😂
Hey Poof! As a fellow Mach bike user, I truly think that the Dolphin Dasher is a better bike for Banana Cup, purely because of the offroad stat. You were correct that the Mach bike is slippery on ice and is significantly slowed by the water in Shy Guy Beach, whereas the dolphin dasher is less slippery and more consistent with speed through those tracks. I spent weeks struggling exactly where you were, so I hope this helps!
Driving the dolphin dasher might be better for this cup because it has a higher off-road stat that makes driving the first two courses easier. If you use a lightweight character the magikruiser is also pretty good
@@baileylunn2215 if the entire outdoor part was off road then it would literally be impossible to get a 3 star rank because that requires you to almost never go on the off road without a boost also, it's impossible to drift on off road parts also, the cpu would be way faster than the player because they arent affected by off road parts
One thing I noticed is that on Shy Guy Beach, you didn't take the inside path near the finish line. That prolly would have helped you get second or first a few more times
HEY POOF!! TIPS FOR YOU!! Before the water do the little jump (like when you start your drift) and you can partly jump over the water :) Also use wheelies on the straight away for extra speed. Finally, the speed bonus for driving behind ppl is a total game changer ngl
Part of the start for getting stars in this game Includes hitting the computer players with items like the shells, bananas, and question blocks. So it's best to drop them in strategic places, especially if you are about to get a new item.
Hey Poof! If you ever get annoyed by the Shy Guy Beach and Sherbet Land Combo, try using the dolphin bike! It's mega useful for those types of courses!
I just wanted to let you know, if you go back to Power Throws to get a Platinum, throw it like you did when you got the 300 point game. I started doing that and got 35 pins away from a platinum.
I’m not sure why MKWii is so hard to perfect compared to the other games in the series - there’s actually an entire separate system outside of the race results that determines your rank for the cup. Each track has a ranking system based on time, with better times getting you closer to three stars. Things usually associated with “bad driving” (driving in off-road, getting hit by items, falling off the track, etc.) add a penalty to that time and lower the rank. Playing well (hitting other players with and/or using certain items, getting high placements in the race, etc.) add a bonus that removes time and boosts your rank. All together, not only do you need to win all the races, you need to play perfectly be the game’s standards (which is not the best strategy to win races more often than you’d think) and pray that you don’t get bombarded with random red and blue shells. I tried for a good 5 years off and on and only managed to get 2 stars on everything.
Never thought I'd see the day where I mistook Poof's "me boyo" impression of mr crabs as a dig at the former president for just a second. But that's the timeline we live in
Best thing to do on Shy Guy Beach when you get to those tiny islands is to tap the drift button so you can hop over the water. Keeps you going way faster.
Sorry im a bit late but here are some tips for ya mate. 1. Wheelie frequently when you are at straights 2. When an item hits you, do a SSMT (Stand Still Mini Turbo). This will make you go back to full speed instantaneously. 3. USE A DAMN NUNCHUK FFS. IT MAKES THE GAME EASIER. 4. get good. Jk, all I recommend is maybe using Funky Kong with Flame runner (which you unlock when you unlock 4 expert staff bots in Time Trial). 5. Be sure to use a bike with good off road stats on Banana Cup since the majority of the tracks are offroad in banana. Edit: Also be sure to chain drift a lot on courses with big turns like in Lightning cup.
The reason why your bike is so slow is because it has a low offroad stat which causes it to slow down in the water then it also has a low acceleration stat so it takes a while to get back to normaly speed
IMPOSSIBLE
try again poof
POSSIBLE
IMPOSSIBLE
Yup
Mr. Krabs
You need to race ghosts on time trials after this, if you beat all 32 you get Beef boss in Mario clothes lol
Hope poof sees this challenge lol
Everyone, like this comment so poof can see!
Honestly most of the expert ghosts aren’t much of a challenge
@@twes003 Which is another way of saying Poof is going to hit a massive wall if he tries.
@@Chicky_Lumps Knowing him, probably, especially the Shy Guy beach or SNES Ghost Valley one but the ones like Dry Dry Ruins, N64 Mario Raceway or DK Summit are free
It is unbelievably hilarious how Poof has gotten so much better at Mario Kart Wii yet his rage keeps increasing with every video.
He was terrible this session though lol
Honestly, the better I get at a game, the more it upsets me when I make mistakes or do bad. It makes sense that he would get more frustrated.
@@danagibbs3265you set higher standards for yourself as you get better so making mistakes pisses you off even more
No he still doesn't really understand most of the game mechanics like mini turbos, wheelie, and the timing of these tracks despite playing them like 10 times in a row
This was his worst session in a while lol
I am always amazed after almost 3-4 years of playing this game and Poof still doesn’t utilise the wheelie 😭
He said it doesn’t make him go fast
I've never seen someone play a game this long and not improve in the slightest 😭
He doesn't know what it is
@@M-qw9ru Thought it was 3 stars?
@@M-qw9ru Has he actually? I admit I haven't been keeping up with Poofs MKWii content entirely, back when it was a thing he only had about 10 episodes of, I kid you not, I watched every video like 50 times
WE ARE SO BACK
WE ARE BARRACK 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
SO BARRACK🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣‼️‼️
YES WE ARE!
WE ARE SO BLACK!!!!👨🏿
Shut the hell up
I love how instead of dodging the crabs and penguins, he just goes in whatever line he wants and then gets mad when it crosses one lmao.
"I hate wildlife" - Poofesure 2024
10:45 Poof was so painfully close to figuring out how to make this course easier. Sadly, he seems to forget to try and hop every time he has to pass over water. Maybe next time
He might not know he can hop😭
@@therondanielson9962He actually hops on Sherbet Land which makes things funnier 😭
@@Armin00 that is way funnier, I hadn’t noticed 😭😂
How do you hop
@@joshsheibley9372 just tap the drift button and you’ll hop (been a while since I’ve played but I’m pretty sure)
Poof: "it's not over 'til it's over"
also Poof: *starts over 30 times in the first 5 minutes*
The rage being so distant while Poof was switching monitors 😭
LOL
12:17 finally, Poofesure using wheelies during a race!
“i-it just doesn’t seem like you go very fast… doing that.”
So close, yet so far….
Well I mean, he IS right. It’s because he turns while in the wheelie, if you do that you loose speed. He needs to learn to keep the controller straight and drift out of it.
Yea what sparkster said, not to mention the fact that he doesn’t do it out of an mt so he’d be slowly crawling up to top speed even if he didn’t wheelie turn… he’ll learn someday maybe 😂
@@DayE114 he never did
Poof calling sidesteppers Mr Krabs will never stop being amusing 😆
well sidesteppers sounds like a stupid name so i don’t blame him
Out of the 10+ years I have been playing this game I have never seen anything like 13:35
It’s actually impressive
Ejaculate fake mystery box 😂😂😂😂
3:43-4:03 POV your dad is fixing his computer in the next room over and its going horribly
It’s like you can hear him in the other room getting angry 💀💀💀
Hey Poof! As a fellow Mach bike user, I truly think that the Dolphin Dasher is a better bike for Banana Cup, purely because of the offroad stat. You were correct that the Mach bike is slippery on ice and is significantly slowed by the water in Shy Guy Beach, whereas the dolphin dasher is less slippery and more consistent with speed through those tracks. I spent weeks struggling exactly where you were, so I hope this helps!
I'm a Flame Runner main and I had to use Magikruiser on this cup
Poof could get platinum metals in wii sports but can’t adjust to Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs on the screen and Poof playing Mario Kart Wii? Yep, this will be a banger!
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@@M-qw9ru 0:01 would this be a sequel for mario kart wii like peach kart wii
14:03 I read somewhere that it is calculated by the position of the CPU in the map, so yeah, you can't sabotage them
I was looking for this haha
Poof is like a drug that helps me sleep
By screaming? Because I'm currently using the peaceful sound of poof losing his sanity to help me sleep.
His videos are so fun to fall asleep too. You'll be dozing off, then he starts screaming because Ashley caught the ball for 3rd out
Legend has it, Poofesure has still not realized that Sherbet Land physics are different and that makes the driving feel different.
Poof: drives on a course that is made of solid ice
Also Poof: SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE, SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG
3:44-4:05
i died at this scene
Driving the dolphin dasher might be better for this cup because it has a higher off-road stat that makes driving the first two courses easier. If you use a lightweight character the magikruiser is also pretty good
He should definitely not be a lightweight
Oh definitely not, but the content…
but the first course doesnt even have off road though
@@lion_brine_ninja6407yes it does, the entire outdoor part is slight off-road
@@baileylunn2215 if the entire outdoor part was off road then it would literally be impossible to get a 3 star rank because that requires you to almost never go on the off road without a boost
also, it's impossible to drift on off road parts
also, the cpu would be way faster than the player because they arent affected by off road parts
That penguin has probably been hit millions of times, but no has ever said "I hate wildlife" after hitting it. And this is why we watch...
One thing I noticed is that on Shy Guy Beach, you didn't take the inside path near the finish line. That prolly would have helped you get second or first a few more times
"Luigi suck my squeegee" will never get old.
3:45 POV: you’re listening to your parents fight while playing mariokart in the other room
17:02 Dry Bones with that 1000 IQ driving
poof really knows how to kart mario
Kart peach
I remember getting 3 stars in all cups when I was 13/14 years old and that shit was a nightmare especially mirror mode
“Hey Poof, what’s the 2nd vowel in the alphabet?”
Poof: 10:56
10:25 hates wildlife after that lol
For anyone wondering, once you get all gold trophies on a license, you get the alternate title screens.
If Poof uploads a video whether Mario Kart or not it's gonna be good.
17:12 wario teasing him before getting lightning bolted 😭
Just here to let Poof know he can hop over the water on Shy Guy Beach by tapping the drift button.
the world is going to end before poof starts to consistently wheelie
You don’t need to restart if you don’t get first place in every race, but you will need over 50 points
Don’t tel him that we need the content
You need at least 54 for 1 star
6:27 What I throwback to his Club Penguin videos. Anyways I always love his Mario Kart videos. They're always entertaining.
13:36 KILLED ME 😂😂😂😂
Those comical crustaceans...
HEY POOF!! TIPS FOR YOU!!
Before the water do the little jump (like when you start your drift) and you can partly jump over the water :)
Also use wheelies on the straight away for extra speed. Finally, the speed bonus for driving behind ppl is a total game changer ngl
These would be great tips for someone with rudimentary brain plasticity. Oh wait...
I don't think poof knows he shouldn't turn while in a wheelie
10:26 PETA has entered the chat 🤨
I love when poof uploads mariokart then mariokarts all over the place
as someone who exclusively played super circuit as a child, watching poof complain about shy guy beach is really funny
Part of the start for getting stars in this game Includes hitting the computer players with items like the shells, bananas, and question blocks. So it's best to drop them in strategic places, especially if you are about to get a new item.
Hi I3lay
You know it's gonna be a wild ride when Mr Krabs is the thumbnail
Hey Poof! If you ever get annoyed by the Shy Guy Beach and Sherbet Land Combo, try using the dolphin bike! It's mega useful for those types of courses!
Lmao he played the ice track and thought the reduced traction was a latency issue 💀
you know its going to be good when hes already raging 2 games in
TWD98 watching you not do a single stand still mini turbo: 👁️👄👁️
man poofesure is the most funniest person to ever exist especially with Wii sports and Wii sports resort with Tommy
I just wanted to let you know, if you go back to Power Throws to get a Platinum, throw it like you did when you got the 300 point game. I started doing that and got 35 pins away from a platinum.
do u go for the screenshake on the last one?
From now on I will refer to the Daytripper as the "kart from 1442".
This was hilarious also I wonder if he likes grilled cheese
You know it’s gonna be a banger when Poof uploads a mario kart video 😂
Bro sounds like toad whenever he screams bro, got to love it bro
Poof : I need Yoshi to die 8:30
Yoshi : So you've chosen death
Instant Karma
This is guy is the of nostalgia. Thank god I found ur channel 4 years back. Love ur content as always (:
I did not expect poof to randomly start raging at his moniter. This man is full of surprises.
A near identical thumbnail and title to another video starring the "Mr. Krabs Map." This is gonna be good.
I’m not sure why MKWii is so hard to perfect compared to the other games in the series - there’s actually an entire separate system outside of the race results that determines your rank for the cup.
Each track has a ranking system based on time, with better times getting you closer to three stars. Things usually associated with “bad driving” (driving in off-road, getting hit by items, falling off the track, etc.) add a penalty to that time and lower the rank. Playing well (hitting other players with and/or using certain items, getting high placements in the race, etc.) add a bonus that removes time and boosts your rank. All together, not only do you need to win all the races, you need to play perfectly be the game’s standards (which is not the best strategy to win races more often than you’d think) and pray that you don’t get bombarded with random red and blue shells. I tried for a good 5 years off and on and only managed to get 2 stars on everything.
“I hate wildlife”-poof, 2017
*2024
Never thought I'd see the day where I mistook Poof's "me boyo" impression of mr crabs as a dig at the former president for just a second. But that's the timeline we live in
17:48 Are we going to ignore the fact that Donkey Kong shoved Luigi right off the track? 😂
8:34 “NO YOU BOMB!”
Oh hell naw. Poof got the peach kart wii😭
Thank you so much Poof! Love that Peachkart Wii Gameplay!
always coming in clutch with a mario kart vid when im feigning for one 🙏🏾
Poof will always try to get 1st place and never failed us screaming and raging this game lol
Teacher: What’s the 5th letter of the alphabet?
Kids: 10:55
Mr. Krabs
It’s funny how Poofesure gets better at a game but his rage gets worse in almost every video. Either way, his rages are hilarious as heck.
Best thing to do on Shy Guy Beach when you get to those tiny islands is to tap the drift button so you can hop over the water. Keeps you going way faster.
Ahh yes another Mario Kart Wii video I’ve been needing this ❤
18:38 average sad school experience
Yay Poof content, makes my night worth it.
i love ur mario kart videos sm 😭😭
Sorry im a bit late but here are some tips for ya mate.
1. Wheelie frequently when you are at straights
2. When an item hits you, do a SSMT (Stand Still Mini Turbo). This will make you go back to full speed instantaneously.
3. USE A DAMN NUNCHUK FFS. IT MAKES THE GAME EASIER.
4. get good. Jk, all I recommend is maybe using Funky Kong with Flame runner (which you unlock when you unlock 4 expert staff bots in Time Trial).
5. Be sure to use a bike with good off road stats on Banana Cup since the majority of the tracks are offroad in banana.
Edit: Also be sure to chain drift a lot on courses with big turns like in Lightning cup.
The amount of times i think my volume is normal until Poof rages and suddenly it sounds like im an IMAX theater
16:13 That's the worst red shell I've ever seen LOL
that monitor input rant is so valid
drink everytime he says mr krabs or quits
The mario kart videos always makes my day
Literally every time Poof plays this game, he loses one ability that he’s previously learned 😂
No standstill mini turbos nor wheelies
I'm still waiting for Poof to do the ultimate Mario Kart Wii challenge:
150 CC (or mirror), Hard CPU, Balanced Items, All 32 Courses at random
Poof has crabs
If Poofesure uploads a video whether Mario Kart Wii or not , I mean shit you know it’s gonna be good
Npc comment
facts @@willevensen7130
Peach greeting you in the title is the reward for getting Gold everywhere
The reason why Mr crabs is mad at beef boss is because he escaped from the restaurant while spongebob was making him
The reason why your bike is so slow is because it has a low offroad stat which causes it to slow down in the water then it also has a low acceleration stat so it takes a while to get back to normaly speed
this video was crazy i love your videos poof
i could imagine the pure rage poofesure would experience trying to get perfect score on ctgp-7’s purple coins mission
Poof use your hops between islands to avoid off road, you’ll go faster if timed well
10:56 when someone asks me what’s the 5th letter in the alphabet
Not sure if poof is gonna see this but to explain the bot placements, it locks in as soon as the map disappears and the scores start appearing
Mario Kart Wii videos are my favorite
The summery of the first part of the video
Proof: “Somethings wrong I can feel it” 😂
2024 will be poof's year i can feel it
Just the pause of silent contemplation when the banana hit.
Ooh yeah just what I needed tonight
“Only beef boss, master of all courses could stop them, but When we needed him most he fell off the track”