How Asian Parents Compare You To Your Cousin 2
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“Timmy 6 foot 2, you 6 foot away from talking to a girl”
I felt that one
first lol
Its ok mate. All of us here are single. single bros together. stay strong. each of us will get the girl one day T.T
bro same
@@Justadudeyeknow I agree
I thought he said Ghost
"Timmy running for president while you run for the bus" Steven he is the pure epitome of comedy lol
This was the one that got me
Here’s the thing. No one runs in my family. SO BEAT THAT ASIAN DAD
I'd honestly prefer president Timmy over the current one
@@user-hm1fo3ly5n fair enough
True lol
Birds can fly,
Timmy can levitate.
Oh my God 🤣🤣
"......while you can't even get your stupid youtube channel off the ground!! What the hell?!!"
"You can't even fall without breaking your leg."
Silly, Timmy don’t levitate, the gravity too dumb to disobey him.
My 11 year old son can immitate your voice. All summer he went around talking like you , callilng me a failure at driving , etc. I laughed so hard. about to buy your merch to surprise him for his birthday! thank you for your awesome videos and providing us something awesome to bond over.
The comment above meh is obvi a bot 🫡
Stop these scams
@@pavelferrer4270 yas
That's adorable!
Dang, it must be super hilarious 😂
Still think we need a "Meanwhile, in China" sequel where Timmy's dad berates him the same way and compares him to his amazing cousin ultra-celebrity actor youtube CEO Steven
Hehe, would love to watch a video of that.
Yes, totally!!
We need this Steven. We NEED this!
Timmy parts his hair the other way
That is the thing we truly need
👍
“Timmy is 6 foot 2, you are 6 feet away from talking to a girl!” Steven’s dad has a masters degree in roasting Steven.
Masters? Not PhD? That's failiure!
At first I thought he said "Timmy is 6 foot 2, you are six feet away from talking to a god" I was like wow that was dark!
I literally was hearing ‘goat’, maybe because I was too damaged, emotionally.
@@ravwind sTerEo十yPingasiANS以stailure
@@iamthegreatest50 the mukbanger you shall stop watching is the same height
䒘奡㐪履匶畼户䒘翫簿
“Timmy sharp as a razor. You sharp as a bar of soap” 😂😂
“Timmy couldn’t afford to ride the train so he got a job as the conductor” got me 🤣🤣
I need that on a shirt
“He had to play himself, and he won twice.” 😂
but hang on, this also means he lost twice
Then he also lost to himself
@@g3n3r1c6 No way, not Timmy. Even though he played himself, both of him won.
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"Timmy couldn't afford to ride the train so he got a job as the conductor" most inspirational quote of 2022
hey I mean.. free ride tho am i right
My son wanted to travrel the Europe but why pay he got a job as tour guide instead and toured 70 countries
@@hdonstraight woah
@@that-witch711 oh yeah
I couldn't afford plane tickets, so I became pilot. I didn't survive
"You think he had a lawnmower? HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SCISSORS!!!"
So... did he like... chew the grass?
No, Timmy bent down and plucked the grass to perfection. He mowed the White House lawn with his fingers and counted the molecules so they were all the same height.
I read this sentence in the accent lol
Timmy is has sharp as a razer remember
If you haven't heard of Chinese grass jelly... now you've heard of it. Image search that, I'm dead serious.
And it's not actually made of grass, but I bet Timmy eats grass jelly made of grass, because he has 4 stomachs to extract *all* the nutrients out of his nan gua bing 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Forgive my excessive drooling, but nan gua bing are just too delicious.
No, he simply... touched grass
I googled "Jobs for failures":
- Technician Failure Analysis
- Failure Management Specialist
- Energy Storage System Failure Analysis Expert
- Manager Failure Elimination Process
- Technical Assistant - Technological and Failure Analysis
- Junior Failure Analysis Engineer
- Failure Mode Avoidance Manager
"Timmy broke his arms, fixed it with vaporub"
school nurses with an ice packet: finally, a worthy opponent
Worthy opponent?! Timmy had to cure the plague just to get school WITH A BAND-AID
@@cooltree5022 School nurses had to revive a country with some ice.
@@sonicdml4175 Timmy started humanity when he was a cell
@@cooltree5022 The school nurses invented life before they existed.
@@sonicdml4175 timmy made the school nurse
“Timmy had to play himself and he won twice!”
*Congratulations,you played yourself.*
Hi
Let's make it a 2
Twice
Yeah, he played himself, and still lost to Timmy
@@juanjorodriguez6211 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Sharp as a bar of soap had me laughing for a good five minutes.
Lmao I thought he said bowl of soup 😂
"Timmy became a lawyer by watching Law & Order." That easy I see.
The only thing that keeps Steven alive is that probably Timmy's parents say that he is ultra intelligent to Timmy
lol
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me"I went to trade school and make as much as a 4 year for half the price and took only 2 years"
parents"Your cousin got accepted to University and was able to afford the whole thing and spend 4 of his life."
me "How is that better for him?"
parents "Because the fact he did more makes you inferior!"
me"Ok he's better than me so makes sense he lives on harder difficulty while I live on recruit difficulty because I'm 'weak' LOL!"
Not to talk trash to those good majors because if want to do STEM Law Meds, mostly not because of money, then UNI the only option. psychology is mid.
Those spam comments think im disabled and cant see a dot between youtube
Well it's cuz he can cook a minute rice in 58 seconds.
Asian Dad: "Timmy play golf with a bowling ball"
Asian Son: "Then he must not be very smart"
Asian Dad: *INHALES*
Steven: why do I hear Boss Music?
Oh dear God the parent "inhale"! It means brace cause the wave is about to hit!
@@DustinBarlow8P no kiddin
Him: well if I'm a failure while a got an a in a exam?
His dad: *triggered*
There is pain behind every Asian's loud laugh
You just make my day
My 6 year old watched this with me so now my 1st grader is running around shouting "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!" just wanted u to know you're a household name in our home lol.
That's hilarious!
Haha so hilarious and adorable lol!
Here's a video idea, the grandparents visit and hears Steven's dad talk about how he goes to school. The grandparents call him stoopid and tells him how easy it was going to school. Basically Steven's dad gets a taste of his own medicine.
You need to remember, that unless if they are mad at their grandkid, they actually praise every little thing you do right..."Oh, you made tea" or "Oh, you can speak a little bit of -insert Asian language here-" or " You got me food"
Until they are mad at you... then it's like you have extra parents...
@@TheDeathmail i think he meant that they will call steven dad stooooooopid not steven
Grand parent are like the Asian parent neutralizers, they will treat their grand kids like angels and berate their parents. Its glorious.
"While you were busy starting Beijing Corn Johnny was starting Moon Peaches. ( Yes, Johnny started the first farm on the Moon and has a peach orchard )
Steven's dad would not dare bring up the struggles of his way to school in front of his parents. It would have to be Steven who brings it up for his grandparents to play it down.
Steven: “I got a 99% in Math!”
Steven’s Dad: “Where is the hell is the other 1%? Did you eat it? Go get a stick for me to beat you with!”
It went to start a business
@@cringybros8829 with one foot
@@melodyandmaddietalks8941 While going up the mountain both ways
@@Windperfire and fighting t rexs
@@brucewu5908 With nunchucks
We need another one of these. I still think these two are some of the most well-written skits. Especially the end where Steven's Dad starts ranting about how things were when he was young 😂
Steven never fails to entertain us. He also has the superpower of listening to his dad roasting him every second of his life 😂
We need Steven's father lore where we see hiss childhood and his parents roasting him. That would be so hilarious with everyone speaking in a funny accent.
Inception
Or in Chinese with subtitles.
Stevens father would be taking notes for the next generation
That wouldn’t be possible because stevens father was perfect, he would walk up a hill both ways while fighting a tyrannosaurus with nunchucks
Good, i would like that
As a Chinese, I've never really gotten along with most of my cousins and didn't know why until just after I graduated high school. It turned out that my cousins were being compared to me by their parents and that at some point they grew out of that influence from their parents.
Chinese parent toxicity is strong here as well
Same here, can’t even hangout with my cousin at Chinese New Year for the same reason.
your username tho
i like it
Same here in India man same here.
Take care heard the news over there. Hope things turn our well.
Same in India full of comparison
Oh my god this is great LMAO. That last section starting at 1:23 is just way too relatable, I'm dying 🤣
Can we not use God’s name in vain when saying Oh My God, he died on the cross for your sins, and was mocked, beaten, and hung on a cross for your sins, and he did it out of love for you! ❤ Repent and believe in the gospel of Jesus and you shall be saved ❤
"Timmy smart as a razor" *"you sharp as a bar of soap"*
Had me dying
"Timmy is 6ft2, you are 6ft away from talking to a girl" Got me hard 🤣
yeah , but timmy can't comfortably fit in a miata
@@aliali-ce3yf Timmy would have a Z4, more space and more clout, in China at least.
@@LouisSubearth z4 - bad reliability, more weight, poorer weight distribution
clout with the superficial maybe
@@aliali-ce3yf the B58 is a pretty good engine, but remember Timmy is in China, BMW gives you more clout than Mazda over there.
"Timmy couldn't afford to ride the train, so he got a job as the conductor. You couldn't even walk two blocks on time." Amazing wordplay👏
I laughed so hard at that party too
Dude you are freaking hilarious! Laugh so hard tears are coming from my eyes. I loved your video "How to emotionally damage your failure when you're not even around." Priceless!
Timmy: Run For President Time
Steven's Son: YOU RUN FOR BUS
Hi
"Timmy can sell air you couldn't even sell subscriptions to your youtube channel and it's free" got me cracked up🤣🤣🤣
Same here lol
same lmfao
It was a great plug for his channel. Love it.
“Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run” had me dying🤣
Can we not make fun of Jesus, he died on the cross for your sins, and was mocked, beaten, and hung on a cross for your sins, and he did it out of love for you! ❤ Repent and believe in the gospel of Jesus and you shall be saved ❤
@@Vibiine Or you can just accept that not everyone believe the same thing you are and move on? What about that?
@@Vibiine I wasn't born when Jesus was around so he die for my sins or my ancestors either because they were in Africa and not in the middle East somewhere
*God I love your content. In discord calls your lines are guaranteed to get a laugh and provide nice filler in streams. Thank you for being the gift that is emotional damage to those willing to hear it.*
"he had to play himself, and won twice" got me laughing so hard you set of my asthma, you're gonna kill me
“You tore a hamstring sleeping!!”
comedy gold right there 😂
''Timmy can play golf, with a bowling Ball!" Timmy just used 0.0001% of his power😂
wait... TIMMY IS SHAGGY
@Steven Не 🅥 so ur name is Steven he but ur icon is nigel
Timmy is going to jail if anyone is ever hit by one of those bowling ball
@F I a r a are u a bot?
Bro the video said that the same time I read it lmao
0:15 Thecrazygorilla would be proud
HOW STRONG IS TIMMY 0:32
"Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball"
How many golf clubs did Timmy go through?
he did not even have a golf club, he used his left pinky
He kicked it, he makes Beckham look like a toddler
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of them
Go through? Timmy made his own with nothing but a rock, a stick and the eye of a tiger.
Steven He's autobiography in a few years: "How to succeed in life while being a failure to your parents". Glad to see him succeed fr.
every successful asian could write that book
You’re a good content creator, keep up the good work mr. He
Impressive that it seems two different people are acting! Amazing! Love you ❤️
“I got a 99% in math!”
_“ARE YOU DUMB?”_ Stevens dad didn’t even hesitate lmfao
As an Asian child I can confirm this is what my parents act like when they talk about my cousin. Also Timmy be built different.
I really hate it when they compare us to the cousins
as a fellow asian, i can confirm that this is true
im asian too and i agree
@@youdononeetokno it's fate, accept it
@@DV-fi4dy it even hit me as a white guy before when my girlfriends mom compared me to my gfs cousin :D
Please make more of these Steven He
Love the fade to black & white
& how it always looks like Stevens Dad is getting hit by a
PHYSICAL BLOW everytime Steven says something...😂❤🙈
True Story: An Indian Dad once remarked that his son “can do better” even when he received 99% in a subject. This is the level of parenting a lot of us have to deal with.
Hi
I mean if it ain't 100% that he can do better, even if it's sligjt
am getting 99 percent and my family disappointed
where’s the other 1%
RIP
Don't worry though. Pursue your dream life first, once you figure out what that actually is ofc
“You’re as sharp as a bar of soap”
That made me bust out laughing 😂
Same! It's the delivery 😂
Yep. I'm using that now forever. 😂
Hey sometimes when a bar of soap gets down real small it can get quite an edge on it.
But Timmy was sharp as an eraser.
YOU THINK HE HAD THE LAWN MOWER YOU CANT EVEN SELL SUBSCRIBSTIONS EVEN THO THATS NOT POSSABLE YOU GO ON THE INTERNET AND BUY AN ESSAY BUT U CANT OK MR BABA BOI
“Timmy running for president, while you run for the bus!” Had me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:11
0:27 how though??? how does he win by himself?????????? HE'S 9
It’s so funny how Steven’s dad is literally taken aback and shocked by everything Steven tried to say for himself 🤣! I guess conversation with your parents is rarely a two way street
lol, its usually an one-way conversion or roasting in the Chinese culture. Try even reasoning with your Chinese parents, you're considerd as talking back or Bok Joi (arguring back) which results in more punishment.
“You can’t even sell youtube subscriptions, AND IT’S FREE!”
I laughed so hard at that part lol
when he said " a job for failure" I got to Google and search a job for failure and he was right there is a lot jobs for a failure
You make my life so much better! You're able to take my childhood and make it funny!
"Timmy sharp as a razor, you as sharp as a bar of soap" had me rolling 💀💀💀
Its not even an insult cant you make bars of soap sharper than razors
@@1971taks try cutting paper with a "sharp" bar of soap
@@1971taks do you generally get sharp bars of soap?
I found him and now can’t stop watching him
Haha welcome Bella!
Same here
Welcome to the club baby
Same
It just attracts you cuz it's so relatable for Asians
Yee
This jokes are coming in so fast & they're all so good, I need to rewind after I finish laughing at the first one
Okay, but the one about the train conductor actually made me snort.
the emotional damage steven got was so strong, it broke the laws of physics and made him only have half a voice
NO XD
I thought my earphone's battery died 😂
lol these bots are rampant on this channel for some reason
oh no I messed up the audio...
@@StevenHe think of it this way man, you made me come up with something i laughed at, meaning you got an extra laugh out of me without needing to implement anything into the video, galaxy brain
“Timmy broke is arm once, fixed it with vaporub!” Steven is a legend!
dude yes that was my favorite 😭🤣
asian moms always treat every disease with vaporub
@@MelTheMann 😂🤣
@@xsystem1 🤣
"you can't even sell subscriptions to your CZcams channel, AND ITS FREE" fr felt that one
@1:28 is such a vibe when your parents get into that never ending lecture about your life.
In all seriousness, Steven’s videos are therapy for my depression. The opposite of emotional damage ❤️
find psilocybin mushrooms 🍄,,, even lor does half a gram really fights depression. ask the mushrooms what you should do to feel better they will answer 😃
I remember getting 100% in Maths back then, and my mom’s immediate response is “Is there no bonus question?”
💀💀
🎉🎉you hit million subs congratulations mr Steven he
Congratulations on selling your very own "emotional damage" It's amazing how life works sometimes! I am a new sub!!
If Timmy had to play against himself, and won, doesn't that mean he also lost against himself.
"You sharp as a bar of soap" I love that.
He won on both sides.
@@StevenHe I see, so that's how he won twice
He didn't say he played against himself, he just said he played himself, on that game most people can win...
you don't have to hold ur tears man
i love this man keep doing good
“you don’t know how easy you have it”
exactly what every asian parent says. accuracy at its finest.
My dad said "I had to take the bus for 2 hours every day to university! I was able to study on the bus why can't you?!"
I made him follow me to school one day on his day off. After literally having to dig the bus out of a snowbank, sliding down an icy hill and nearly crashing into a house because the busses and trains are not connected properly, then waiting 15 minutes for a delayed train (because transit in my city is not designed to work in winter but I live in Canada), walking 2km in the cold because the train stopped working, and having to avoid mountain lions around campus he never spoke about how his commute was harder ever again and never complained when I asked him for a ride to the train station or directly to campus.
The city I grew up in is really easy to drive around in and the roads are the first things cleared. The major bus routes are practically never cleared, transit is horribly inefficient and coverage is bad, and that's before the fact that snow exists. The trains and busses are just straight up not able to handle the conditions for 3 months of the year often slipping and sliding around on the icy roads.
@@inventor121 Are you serious about the mountain lions?
@@MSte21 yeah, they ate a few freshmen international students when I was there. Occasionally they build their nests under porches in people's yards.
@@inventor121 my boi living in the winter Amazon
@@baldzaru15yago21 nah man I just live in Canada
13 seconds in, Steven’s dad is already comparing him to Jesus. This is gold.
I can watch this over and over again
That “you can’t even sell subscriptions to your CZcams channel. And it’s fReEeEeeEeeEE” was what got me. You win. Subscribed.
1:28 you can see the emotional damage in his eyes
“YOU PULLED A HAMSTRING SLEEPING”
this had me laughing so hard I think I pulled a hamstring lol
BRUH Just 2 days ago my leg hurt randomly in the middle of the night while Sleeping 🤣🤣🤣
0:57 I think this is probably the best subscription plug incorporated in a video in the history of man.
this guy just went off the records to on the records. salute to u man salute
This man can save you from the emotional damage with his sense of humor
And then sell it to you
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Oh no there is no humor you've been emotionally damaged to the point where emotional damage SEEMS like humor as a psychological defense mechanism
Why do you think so many Asian youtubers purposefully make their parents' strictness so outlandishly off the rails?!? 😂😂😂
Steven's Dad : "Timmy became a lawyer from watching Law and Order !!!" [1:15]
Steven : _"Yeah, and I became a Professional Defense Lawyer from playing Ace Attorney..."_
That right there, is a counter damage
Stevens dad:you idiot you think playing will get you skills of a lawyer well your wrong
Steven:but timmy watched I played what's the difference dad
Steven dad:because timmy is timmy and your a failure
Steven:waaaaaaaaaaa runs away to his room
BAHAHA THIS IS SO HILARIOUS TY STEVEN I LOVE YOUR CONTENT
"You pull your hamstring in sleep!"
So relatable
The real legend is Steven keeping his character while his dad has been roasting him for at least a year now. This guys a legend.
This week I was at the wedding of my best friend, a Chinese-Japanese American. When I arrived I got introduced to my friend's Cousin... Who works for Bosch... having a degree in engineering... traveling Europe for his job... I didn't even catch everything because his glory was blinding me.
He was a nice guy, though.
I got introduced as the guy who studies art and makes pictures. I felt a little redundant between all those musicians and doctors. Even the one guy beside me who isn't a musician was about to get his doctor's degree! Made me realize how much of a failure I really am.
Not too long ago, my Asian Mom started talking casually about one of my cousins (her oldest sister's daughter): Well, she's your age and she's married to a money machine, she recently gave her mother a credit card, paying for her expenses*, so where's my credit card? She really tried to sound like it wasn't a big thing but her disappointment is real.
(*I should mention that my aunt is rich af anyway because she married a rich guy while my mother basically married a failure and is ashamed of that I work for a museum instead of having married a lawyer/engineer/doctor or haven't become a lawyer so I could provide her with credit cards, cars, eternal praise for her parenting and so on)
Steven's dad: Failure!
@@golden6209 Me: suffers 50% emotional damage
@@velvetkay I feel you
@@velvetkay there's no such thing as a failure unless you have given up on life, we can always improve our lives in some way and success is completely subjective anyway there are miserable neurosurgeons and euphoric beggars, as long as you can provide for yourself and the family that YOU chose to build (as well as circumstances allow) then you are not a failure. The stoics taught us that to be happy we need to do our best with the parts of our lives we can influence and to accept the parts we cannot and that is how to be happy or "successful".
Please do a part 3 Lmfao, can't stop laughhing at this.
Sushi shirt is freaking awesome with the doggo haha
"Timmy running for president, you running for the bus" my favorite part
"HE STILL GETTING BETTER RESULTS"
That is one of my favorite lines too. This whole weejio is hilarious as ever!🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:48 GET OUT OF MY LEFT EAR
Cant wait for the one where Steven interrupts him screaming why dad can't just be happy for him and storms out, leading into a full length movie about dad and Steven trying to find each other to make up, meanwhile being caught up in several shenanigans, Finding Nemo style
The way he fell back and screamed just cracked me up, couldn't stop laughing 1:07 🤣😆
"Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can RUN"
I fucking died at this part 🤣
Missed opportunity for it to be Beijing Corn flavored
*B E I J I N G C O R N*
i love your comedy steven ;)
Love how it's seems like the dad just has them up his sleeve for everything.
0:39 i swear someone has figured out a way to turn a bar of soap into a knife
Timmy can also win a game of Rock, paper and scissors in front of a mirror.
let's not go there
@@pyl5289 timmie can eat rice while standing upside down
“You pull a hamstring while sleeping”
Oml this had me laughing so hard. I be in the bed stretching, and I’ll accidentally pull a hamstring😂😂😂😂
Timmy run for president, you run for the bus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I lost it and almost burst out laughing at work. took all my willpower. Well-done Steven
1:36 my face when i tl my parents a joke and they turn it into a 3 hour long life lesson