Never play JENGA with an Engineer... Poly Bridge 3!

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  • čas přidán 4. 11. 2023
  • Part 28! Poly Bridge 3 (pb3) is finally here, and with 10 years of professional civil engineering experience, who better than to take you though the brand new poly bridge game!?
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    Check out some more Poly Bridge videos here:
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    POLY BRIDGE 2 REAL BRIDGES: • Poly Bridge 2 - Real B...
    POLY BRIDGE 2 COOL BUILDS: • Poly Bridge 2 - COOL B...
    POLY BRIDGE 2 CAMPAIGN: • Poly Bridge 2
    Epic Game Store Support-A-Creator Code: RCE
    (In connection with Epic Games’ Support-A-Creator Program, I may receive a commission from certain in-game purchases)
    #realcivilengineer #engineering #polybridge3
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Komentáře • 435

  • @netkat7486
    @netkat7486 Před 7 měsíci +358

    Alan's expanding solution amused me more than id care to admit

  • @Thoran666
    @Thoran666 Před 7 měsíci +147

    "Sometimes I wish it was Alan that went missing" 18:05 🤣
    Nice solution with the Jenga tower RCE. The reason your falling tower didn't work is that everyone else seems to have a road inside the tower.

    • @kuzeyrl
      @kuzeyrl Před 7 měsíci

      lol

    • @theanomynusguy
      @theanomynusguy Před 7 měsíci +12

      niff tea actually has a youtube channel
      lets all spam him until he comes back

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci

      please dont spam me , its up to rce what he shows in his own content ,@@theanomynusguy

    • @austinleavitt9674
      @austinleavitt9674 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@theanomynusguyokay let's do this

    • @MikeDCWeld
      @MikeDCWeld Před 7 měsíci +4

      It was a bit frustrating that he didn't seem to be able to pick up on that. It looked pretty obvious to this non-engineer.

  • @suquini
    @suquini Před 7 měsíci +162

    Died laughing at 16:03 moan. Didn't expect it at all xD

    • @PurplePotato_79
      @PurplePotato_79 Před 7 měsíci +28

      I believe you meant 16:03

    • @Blackread
      @Blackread Před 7 měsíci +10

      Yeah wtf was that lol 🤣

    • @IsaacTeo411
      @IsaacTeo411 Před 7 měsíci +9

      😂editors trying to get him demonetized

    • @suquini
      @suquini Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@PurplePotato_79Yup, thanks for the correction :)

    • @brandonlaird6876
      @brandonlaird6876 Před 6 měsíci +7

      Only 1 comment about this? I spat my burger out from laughing. The editors don't get enough love, they need to be taken to the park once in a while lol.

  • @RiptornRory
    @RiptornRory Před 6 měsíci +60

    We as a community NEED to find out what happened to Niff-Tea. Their absence is a burden on us all that must be absolved. But cheers to Alan being the builder that always gets a hearty laugh out of me with their absolutely insane overachieving in designs.

    • @georgH
      @georgH Před 6 měsíci +1

      And why is he so relevant to RCE? Is it a uni friend? Boyfriend?

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 6 měsíci +5

      i'm irrelevant 🙂@@georgH

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 6 měsíci +8

      i'm not really needed here anymore, my work here has been successfully completed 😊

    • @georgH
      @georgH Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@niffTea hahhahah best answer ever

    • @Random_Shiba
      @Random_Shiba Před 5 měsíci +1

      No nifftea we need you 😭

  • @niziggz
    @niziggz Před 7 měsíci +177

    "An engineer knows he has achieved perfection not when there's nothing left to add, but when there's nothing left to take away "

  • @Kingsly9802
    @Kingsly9802 Před 6 měsíci +9

    7:00 The best part is, those aren't even for show, that's structurally important. They effectively created a floating fixed node in the center using equidistant omnidirectional bracing, aka, spokes.

  • @Kartaal
    @Kartaal Před 7 měsíci +61

    RCE: "If you didn't do that, are you really an engineer?"
    Also RCE: sweating profusely because he absolutely didn't do it.

  • @houdin654jeff
    @houdin654jeff Před 7 měsíci +8

    19:01 “we’ve got a bulldozer…”
    Me: Yes, a truck with a large bucket for dumping things… bulldozer. There’s no other name we could use for such a device.

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare Před 6 měsíci +1

      If a dump truck never gets filled or emptied and only ever pushes things, is it still a dump truck? :philosoraptor:

  • @AWriterWandering
    @AWriterWandering Před 7 měsíci +51

    It’s a good thing developers don’t have to account for user created content when getting a age rating

    • @tylerphuoc2653
      @tylerphuoc2653 Před 7 měsíci

      All the dicks on statues made in Tears of the Kingdom lmao

    • @theanomynusguy
      @theanomynusguy Před 7 měsíci +6

      16:04
      i could break nnn listening to that

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin Před 6 měsíci +1

      11:22 was my favorite one rofl

  • @Combes_
    @Combes_ Před 7 měsíci +31

    "I am the ball bag of society."
    -RCE, 2023.

  • @WetPumpkin
    @WetPumpkin Před 7 měsíci +11

    I was not expecting that moan at 16:03

  • @RealAndySkibba
    @RealAndySkibba Před 7 měsíci +60

    These levels are super cool. Props to devs

    • @TheLazyComet
      @TheLazyComet Před 7 měsíci

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci +2

      polybridge is one of the best puzzle games ever

  • @coco_O17
    @coco_O17 Před 7 měsíci +44

    The "EFFICIENT" bridge with the hydraulics in the jenga level has a plane crashing in two rectangles (towers)

  • @zuzanawandlerova7079
    @zuzanawandlerova7079 Před 7 měsíci +21

    I hope NiffTea is alright and well.

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci +30

      yep im ok thanks :)

  • @robertstryjak1973
    @robertstryjak1973 Před 7 měsíci +7

    Matt: There is no need!
    RCE Community: Strongest Shape! Strongest Shape!

  • @frenchfrylord5648
    @frenchfrylord5648 Před 7 měsíci +5

    11:34 sounds like something a welsh person would say. Careful RCE you’re on thin ice

  • @thobu6576
    @thobu6576 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I'm currently writing a scifi novel, and NiffTea is a cafe chain in it (kinda like Costa).
    The funny thing is, I came up with the name long before I started watching these videos.

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci +6

      sounds interesting , love a bit of sci fi

  • @Mis73rRand0m
    @Mis73rRand0m Před 7 měsíci +18

    An Engineer not noticing a central node built from symmetrical spinny bits? Very Architect of you.

  • @Sniper133s
    @Sniper133s Před 15 dny

    6:41
    Just LOOK at the wheele in the end. Not only smooth but also clean asf DAYUM

  • @GerritCoulter
    @GerritCoulter Před 7 měsíci +3

    Love your Polibridge series! Please never stop making these videos!

  • @oldmanramblingatclouds
    @oldmanramblingatclouds Před 6 měsíci +8

    Literally choked on my food laughing at the 'bridge' *mlawless25* built, holy crap those veins 🤣

  • @Henry.6.22
    @Henry.6.22 Před 7 měsíci +3

    16:03 got me dead

  • @TheLazyComet
    @TheLazyComet Před 7 měsíci +7

    Very glad Matt tried to not topple the tower over. I was hoping to resume that game 😂

  • @scoorp8
    @scoorp8 Před 7 měsíci +12

    I love how Matt has so thoroughly shamed Tyler that he hasn't made a Polybridge episode in over a month.

    • @RealCivilEngineerGaming
      @RealCivilEngineerGaming  Před 7 měsíci +11

      The power of engineering I guess 😅

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci +4

      after the polybridge team added a new world too, thought tyler would have been all over that

  • @tonyhinderman
    @tonyhinderman Před 6 měsíci +2

    The growing knob from Alan was a nice touch

  • @SilverAlex92
    @SilverAlex92 Před 7 měsíci +12

    "Sometimes I wish it was Alan that went missing"
    nooooo, alan is one of the best thing of this series. RCE take responsibility for what you created xD

    • @donkeypunch719
      @donkeypunch719 Před 7 měsíci +5

      I can't believe Matt said that. We need someone to watch over Alan so that he never goes missing.

    • @stylesrj
      @stylesrj Před 7 měsíci +1

      Alan! Alan! Al? Alan!?

  • @Cllloud1_
    @Cllloud1_ Před 7 měsíci +3

    Oh damn look at that wheelie at 6:42

  • @BadbunnyG
    @BadbunnyG Před 6 měsíci +1

    i love the city skylines 2 series. could you possibly make those videos really long so i can watch for longer pleaseee

  • @petersage5157
    @petersage5157 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Wood, maybe? Not quite long enough." - Mrs. RCE

  • @Ranir_the_Wolf
    @Ranir_the_Wolf Před 6 měsíci +1

    2:13 DILDOBIKE!? 😂

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse Před 7 měsíci +3

    You unlock freeplay mode when you beat the level under budget & unbreaking, so that's probably how they got the hydraulic pieces.

  • @Real28
    @Real28 Před 6 měsíci +1

    That crane was AMAZING.

  • @ThatRandomNeonGuy
    @ThatRandomNeonGuy Před 7 měsíci +2

    6:10
    ERC (definition): short for Engineering Really Civilly
    Example in a sentence: RCE is ERC

  • @Tylko_Task
    @Tylko_Task Před 6 měsíci +1

    7:03 this 'spinny thing' is not for look, it's creating a joint in the middle

  • @DarthRevan42
    @DarthRevan42 Před 7 měsíci

    absolutely lovely singing matt.
    one of my fav songs

  • @mr-gunny
    @mr-gunny Před 7 měsíci

    12:20 looks more like ice cream cones ^^

  • @apu_apustaja
    @apu_apustaja Před 4 měsíci

    Very impressed by Alan's hydraulic creation.

  • @brandonm6751
    @brandonm6751 Před 2 měsíci

    Nice reference to the greatest music video ever. “Slash playing guitar on a grave”

  • @markwright3161
    @markwright3161 Před 4 měsíci

    6:39 Great finish from the bike :)

  • @bobmoles4335
    @bobmoles4335 Před 6 měsíci

    That 16:03 moment was such a surprise, I snorted and cornflakes went up my nose.

  • @pietroveronese2539
    @pietroveronese2539 Před 7 měsíci +2

    alan is the real content of this channel

  • @olegb7863
    @olegb7863 Před 7 měsíci +4

    We all waiting for NiffTea to come back...

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci +8

      i had a bridge in the seesaw level , obviously didnt catch rce's eye :)

  • @ChrisNett42
    @ChrisNett42 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Can you recreate the Royal Gorge Bridge in Colorado? It's beautiful suspension bridge constructed in 1929, It held the record for highest bridge in the world up until 2001 with a deck height of 955 ft. above the river!!!

  • @brendononeal3663
    @brendononeal3663 Před 6 měsíci

    The joke where you said what did the bottom people do and clicked on friends was really funny

  • @drakwinston9769
    @drakwinston9769 Před 6 měsíci

    16:02 naughty editor been stuck in the basement too long

  • @crypticsh0ot53
    @crypticsh0ot53 Před 4 měsíci

    22:37 him not realizing what the shape also looks like

  • @drunkdwarf8884
    @drunkdwarf8884 Před 7 měsíci +1

    18:05 please don't make Alan go, I love Alan

  • @NitroxVsGaming
    @NitroxVsGaming Před 5 měsíci

    I really hope Alan never leaves.

  • @TheObtuseGooseTV
    @TheObtuseGooseTV Před 7 měsíci

    NOTI GANG ON TOP, I WANT THE CHRISTMAS PADDY PLUSH SO BAD 😭

  • @nitschke30
    @nitschke30 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Matt calling a magazine an ammunition chamber hurts.

  • @JonBpg
    @JonBpg Před 6 měsíci +2

    Can we agree to love Alan. I’m 11 and a half minutes in and he never fails to put out the good ones.

    • @hoebare
      @hoebare Před 6 měsíci

      you could have stopped typing after "I'm 11" :)

  • @skrzatuprzydomowy
    @skrzatuprzydomowy Před 6 měsíci +2

    Oh, poor Alan. How could you wish for such evil things?

  • @Mullato_Damage
    @Mullato_Damage Před 7 měsíci

    😂absolutely wild 16:01

  • @hudsonchidlow4773
    @hudsonchidlow4773 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I WANNA BE A CIVIL ENGINEER WHEN I GROW UP!

  • @harlymeyer1073
    @harlymeyer1073 Před 6 měsíci

    🥰 always thankful for your videos.

  • @mtbrocket
    @mtbrocket Před 7 měsíci

    Great video. 😊

  • @monad_tcp
    @monad_tcp Před 6 měsíci

    21:55 there was a bit of road as a jenga block

  • @monad_tcp
    @monad_tcp Před 6 měsíci

    13:17 that's very heavy , its hundred eleven thousand pounds.

  • @b-beale1931
    @b-beale1931 Před 6 měsíci

    Would love to see you try a Minecraft create mod let's play. (Mr Beardstone has a decent modpack that might work well for you)

  • @kaidenst.dennis6982
    @kaidenst.dennis6982 Před 6 měsíci

    “Architect move” lol

  • @bacare1971
    @bacare1971 Před 7 měsíci +4

    if Matt ever figures out leverage...

  • @rmeltzer47
    @rmeltzer47 Před 6 měsíci

    I want the full version of BILFy Bridge
    Sounds like a bop

  • @TicketyTy
    @TicketyTy Před 6 měsíci

    Great video

  • @vancouverstuff284
    @vancouverstuff284 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Day eighty of asking Matt to add the Second Narrows Bridge, Ironworkers Memorial to the Wheel of Bridgetune
    It is a cantilevered truss bridge, carrying 6 lanes of traffic from Vancouver to North Vancouver in B.C. across the second narrowing of the Burrard Inlet.
    It's name comes from the fact that it collapsed twice during construction, which unalived 23 people in total (Hence the name, ironworkers memorial).

  • @XSyphus590X
    @XSyphus590X Před 7 měsíci +1

    that camper had a nice time

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx Před 7 měsíci

    Truly a high quality song

  • @joseywales6168
    @joseywales6168 Před 7 měsíci +3

    as an engineer myself, "architecture" as you use it would be things that detract from the structural integrity and whose only purpose is to improve the aesthetics. Those beams they made at 6:30 were clearly important supports to make the incredibly sus rotating 1/8 circles hold themselves together. Although it definitely would've both looked better and been safer if he'd connected every side of it.

  • @elitedestroyer0083
    @elitedestroyer0083 Před 5 měsíci +1

    23:02 Thats a 9/11 reference btw

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse Před 7 měsíci

    My build for RMT-10 looks like a ship, I'm quite pleased with how it worked out.

  • @Jump3RPictur3s
    @Jump3RPictur3s Před 6 měsíci

    Engineering Time starts @20:18 with all time classic "I Can Build Clearly Now"

  • @TaintedEden-lg5qz
    @TaintedEden-lg5qz Před 7 měsíci +1

    Miffed tea will come back eventually he just is working on special poly bridge levels

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci +4

      miffed tea - lol 🤣

  • @3xtremelamborghini
    @3xtremelamborghini Před 7 měsíci +1

    Only early people know that was originally titled "when you let an engineer to play jenga"

  • @theraven268
    @theraven268 Před 7 měsíci +12

    I always hate in online leaderboards when the top people obviously cheat or use some cheap tactic to place high, it just ruins the fun of competing. I'd have thought that dangly bridge would have been fixed by now tbh.

    • @ryroller9394
      @ryroller9394 Před 6 měsíci

      I believe a recent update actually did fix it, this was probably just recorded before the update.

    • @eclipseeffigy
      @eclipseeffigy Před 6 měsíci +1

      I get that you dislike it but this is so naive.
      It's a simulation game. The physics are always going to have some limitations and things to exploit -- and the more freedom given to the player, the more those things pop up. For example, allowing placing materials off-grid makes room for a billion more possible solutions, but also a lot of jank. The devs allow incredible complexity, and the impressive hydraulic, gravity and other artful bridges are only possible thanks to that freedom.
      The devs have tried SO MUCH to get rid of dangling roads, contrary to what you seem to think as you expect they'd have fixed it by now. The problems are: one, the above, there is always going to be SOMEthing; and two, everything that sufficiently nerfs dangles heavily impact other bridges and make the player experience worse for everyone else.
      Top spot of the leaderboard in a physics simulation game is always going to involve a good understanding of that game's physics and how to manipulate it to your advantage. Nerfs to that doesn't change how playing for the top works, it only serves to break previous solves and make the experience worse for everyone else.

  • @ananass8030
    @ananass8030 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Seeing the cheapest solutions to the first level of the video made Wallace (or is it Gromit?) pop into my head saying "cheeese"

  • @alinaogni7593
    @alinaogni7593 Před 6 měsíci

    11:53 have no one notice that the budget was 69.666?

  • @DDM81996
    @DDM81996 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Niff tea is also on youtube. Last video 6 days ago. Niff tea tv is the chanel

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Před 7 měsíci

      or just @nifftea

  • @jbeckmann9681
    @jbeckmann9681 Před 7 měsíci

    Im getting in an hydraulic phase watching this 11:22

  • @PotatoesAreSimplyVeryCool
    @PotatoesAreSimplyVeryCool Před 6 měsíci

    Say it with me! "RCE! WHERE'S NIFFTEA?""

  • @mindiaalelishvli1830
    @mindiaalelishvli1830 Před 7 měsíci

    21:45 wat de truck doin

  • @weirdbookshelf49
    @weirdbookshelf49 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The editors are wild for adding that moan wtf

  • @keiraussher
    @keiraussher Před 6 měsíci +6

    Noone else going to mention that he's already used this song for a building montage? That's not just me, right? He's reused it?

  • @NormanRDolan
    @NormanRDolan Před 7 měsíci

    11:55
    Ah, November Rain... one of Guns and Roses' best songs...

  • @sparkieT88
    @sparkieT88 Před 6 měsíci +2

    ALAN!

  • @VanClark-gb5lu
    @VanClark-gb5lu Před 3 měsíci

    the ways he avoids getting demonized 😆

  • @zecuse
    @zecuse Před 7 měsíci

    18:56 And it ends with a face plant!

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 Před 7 měsíci +4

    16:03
    You didn't have to add that sound effect, editor... no one made you do that.

  • @valleyntinrohrmann5981
    @valleyntinrohrmann5981 Před 6 měsíci

    Please make a bridge over troubled water cover!

  • @LuncherXD
    @LuncherXD Před 7 měsíci

    love your vids

  • @Muis33
    @Muis33 Před 6 měsíci

    07:04 RCE is an architect confirmed?

  • @ctrlaltdel138
    @ctrlaltdel138 Před 7 měsíci

    "More stress on the members" RCE

  • @takumi2023
    @takumi2023 Před 6 měsíci

    the "mere engineer" solution has a road inside the janga block. it prevented the block from rolling too early? i don't know why it worked that way.

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 Před 6 měsíci

      oh they just supported the block at the first gap on the right so it falls as one block instead of disintegrating

    • @takumi2023
      @takumi2023 Před 6 měsíci

      that guy had to drive over the tower even after destroying it because the tower blocks interact with the road. that said it wasn't necessary to destroy the tower if he could already drive over.

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx Před 7 měsíci

    Right on time!!

  • @raznaak
    @raznaak Před 6 měsíci +2

    Alan!

  • @samcmusic3031
    @samcmusic3031 Před 7 měsíci

    It’s slime time my guys

  • @watermelloncatgobrr
    @watermelloncatgobrr Před měsícem

    naw the first gallery is wild 💀💀💀

  • @RManPthe1st
    @RManPthe1st Před 7 měsíci

    16:03 SHMICHAEL i HAVE THIS ON SPEAKER WHAT IF MY ROOMMATES HEAR IT

  • @ThrashmIO
    @ThrashmIO Před 6 měsíci

    Any plans to build a tensegrity bridge?!

  • @blouberguy4647
    @blouberguy4647 Před 3 měsíci

    I love alan man

  • @March8_687
    @March8_687 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I will play Jenga with engineers!

  • @plushytoons7423
    @plushytoons7423 Před 7 měsíci +1

    the way he tries to conceal the "faces, rockets, etc" is halarios