Ranking Nepo Babies
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- čas přidán 1. 07. 2024
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Donning his best nepo baby costume, Chris shares about his live show this Sunday at the Bell House in Brooklyn (get your tix), rebels against quiet luxury, ranks nepo babies, requests a room-by-room tour of Kim Kardashian’s home, asks Taylor Swift to flaunt her money, defends Haley Bieber, calls Dakota Johnson a superhero, revisits an infamous Ellen interview, gets starstruck by the Hadid sisters, emphasizes the importance of liking your friend’s parents, discusses burying bodies with Olivia Jade, circles back to Angelina Jolie’s wine brand, gives the final verdict on Brooklyn Beckham’s careers, fawns over Kaia Gerber, and reveals his secret snowy encounter with a nepo baby while watching Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz tour.
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IM HERE FOR THIS ERA OF CHRIS. THE CONSISTENCY, THE ENTERTAINMENT, THE SET
THANK YOU!!!
Dittoooooo, love you Chris! This new era looks so good on youuuuu
Nothing in this episode rang truer than when Chris compared Taylor Swift to a bing, and himself a bong
as a nosey person, I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU BUY WITH YOUR MONEY LMAO 😭
WATCH HIS VLOGS
@@kat_emu oh i do! i’m just saying in general to rich nepo babies that im genuinely curious on what they buy w their money lol.. but doesn’t hurt to also know what chris buys that we haven’t seen yet 😊
@@kingky33he shows us... SO much. He literally redid his entire house and showed us his custom closet fingerprint scanner. And he loves high fashion and designers.
“If she could profit off your execution in any way she would order it herself” is crazy
A pic of Taylor Swift boarding her i-hate-the-environment plane being like "bitch get your money up not your funny up" would be so iconic. Like Paris Hilton wearing a stop being poor shirt iconic. It'd be like 2008 again we're in a recession but I'm 10 years old watching E! with 0 care in the world
That chick talking about her was spot on and funny as hell 😂❤
ppl edited her shirt online to say that. it actually said “stop being desperate”
thank god i saw this when i’m supposed to be working. chris saving me per usual
Same ❤😂🎉
working hard or hardly working?
15 minutes left on Meal efffff it I’ll watch it
Thank God you uploaded I just smoked and am attempting drag makeup for the first time, I needed this
omg and I need a pic of this
@@unhinged definitely didn't transform into trixxie mattel like I thought I would...
this sounds like my next friday evening activity
BYE THAT WAS MEEE I'M GLAD YOU LOVED MY COMMENTS AKENFNVK I'm actually dying rn BYEEE
Nom nom nom 😋🫶
been going through a tough depressive episode, had been lying in bed all day when you posted this and listening to it gave me the energy to go shower and make food❤️ thank you Chris I love you
YOU GOT THIS!!!
We're all rooting for you babes❤😊
I’m so PROUD of you!
Keep going ❤
Recently had a depressive episode that lasted a few weeks so I feel you. It sucks too because I had felt so good for so long and then it came like a train out of nowhere. If that’s what you’re going through then just remember that sometimes doing simply the bare minimum is actually doing the absolute maximum. Rest and don’t feel guilty ab it honey sometimes it’s what you need to be productive in the future. Much love and prayers for you ❤️
The glasses really go well with the hair 😂
I don’t hate nepo babies , a lot of them are talented and I don’t feel jealous because they were born rich and I wasn’t. I just don’t think like that. What’s annoying is to see the nepo babies in the entertainment industry act like they are self made and or waste all the opportunities that are handed to them. I think the hate they get is warranted because they take the spots of people who actually want to do the job and could do a better job. I honestly hate the idea that “oh you’re just jealous “ it’s like no it’s a commentary on America once again giving the everything to the rich and not letting anyone else have a shot.
The nepo baby voice 😂😂😂😂
Your decor looks so good! Such a transformation
this is exactly what i needed for a mid-day ouid sesh
I’m loving the set babe!!! That painting is gorgeous. I needed to see ya beautiful face this morning it really heals my soul🥰🏡
Man I'm going thru it right now. I have my doggo at my side as I've been crying and I'm just so happy just to check out for a minute. All I'm missing is a joint. Thank you Chris Klemens ❤❤❤❤
I’m so happy to be able to see your progress and growth throughout the years. You work hard, play hard, and care hard ❤ you are relatable at times and sometimes live out my dreams of being crazy and allowing yourself to be yourself. I truly love it ❤❤❤ love you, chris !!!
I love eating some brunch stoned watching my fav podcast. This is what keeps me going lmao
I agree about the quiet luxury being insulting. I hate when people try to pretend that they don't have money. If you have money, say it with your chest, drip out in like tacky Versace, have gaudy houses, get one of those purses with a dog in it!
Brooklyn Beckham gave me the flashback to your Coachella story time like in 2018/2019 when his security literally thought you were going to do something..IM LAUGHING
DFDJA:FKDJS:KFLDS the way I almost brought that up and thought... chris, lets choose kindness
Chris I love this new format for you. You seem in your element and it’s entertaining as hell.
The set is coming together so nice 🤩
More of EXACTLY this pleeeasus🎉😂
Idk I would still be mad if rich people were flexing private jets and other luxuries rather than being private about their wealth. It’s the fact that rich people hoard money for themselves, thanks the to economic imbalance that they benefit from, while others are struggling. What they need to start flexing is spending their money on things that actually matter and will benefit people other than just themselves. Fighting climate change, helping the homeless, donating to various causes, etc. would be so much nicer to see and would actually make me respect the person enough to want to continue to support them, otherwise it feels like I’m supporting someone who doesn’t deserve/need it.
And the thing is, Taylor does donate but she doesn’t publicize it because she doesn’t feel the need to. which is a lot more humble than showing it off. Comments like “I’d support the rich if they showed it off” is disgusting to me bc clearly they don’t care that they’re rich. They just don’t like them. And no one says shit about Rihanna
Love you Chris!
You're entire look, mannerisms and sound in the intro immediately made me think I was watching Kim Kardashians bestie FOOD GOD Johnathan cheban.... 😂
Can’t wait to see you at the nyc show tonight !!!
This is so good
one of my FAV episodes to date!!❤
My fav podcastttttt
What happened to Sam and Justin? I missed everyone’s commentary. Love u tho always watching every pod
he ate them 💔
sam has a new job working for patreon, i think chris said, and justin still edits for chris
that part about the parents… so true… if you don’t like either of the parents most likely you won’t like the child of the parents either. learned from experience.
Where did you get those tiles??!?!?! The set looks so good!
Dakota was in 21 jump street. Not a huge role but she's in it and fantastic
I’ve always thought the new intro sounds familiar… have you heard “who’s that wonderful girl?” from nanalan?
Favorite podcast
The fact that I barely knew a single person on this list but watched the whole thing 😭🫶🏽
Yay new episooooode
Not me not even realizing half of these people were nepo babies 👶🏼 💰
you're talking about BELLA "Homeboy's gonna like, get it" HADID???
Loved thisss lolol
Ok but can we email you about our worst INFLUENCER experience? Every celeb I've encountered has been so nice but influencers ? I GOT THE TEA
i know your success online kinda hinges on us all having a parasocial relationship with you, but i think if we were friends irl you might make me cry ❤
IM BEGGINGGG CAN YOU PLEASE COME TO FLORIDA TO DO A LIVE SHOW I WOULD QUITE LITERALLY PASS AWAY
Omg pleaseeee imagine a Florida street interview??? That would be top tier content 😂❤
Hi Chris!
Thank god, Chris is here🫶🏼
It’s giving StarFox Klementine ❤❤
omg I was the og comment that you responded to 😭 I rlly appreciated you responding I didn’t want the comment to come off in a bad way so I’m glad that everyone else made a joke of it in the replies LMAO! ❤
plss rank zodiac signs next! love youu
I love tier episodes lol. Keep them up! I totally think you'd be besties with Miley. She seems so nice, just as you
Bring back Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous with Chris as the host!
Oh no the "Harry Styles" wig is back
The corporate world is quaking. They loveee nepos.
I need the wig link tbh
I can’t believe you ate Sam and Justin and everybody.
apology video coming soon
Love the table, it balances the yellow now! Also.. love the hype of ms bieber. I love that girllll! I don’t understand all the hate.
Always iconic
Five minutes in and I keep rewinding to “little piggies and big trash” 😂😂
Angelina Jolie's dad is Jon Voight, Mr. Sir from the movie "Holes".
Chris and nepo baby Miles Robbins (son of Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins) would get along so well i just feel it.
“I’m your favourite nepo baby’s favourite nepo baby” 💀💀💀🏃♀️
It’s the egg vase for me.
not the "sponsored by Popeyes" banner below your video hehe
imagine if taylor posted her carbon emissions with the caption "making herstory 💋🐍"
i love that you love miley
CHRIS YOURE THE PRESIDENT
Not to be that person but new born giraffes have to learn to walk in run like AS SOON as they are born to be safe from predators, so newborn would have been right 😂
I still can't believe you don't have more subs and shit
Side note, the set is driving me mad bc I keep imagining that it has a very specific art piece of a clip art looking tree with oranges on it on the left wall FIND ONE PLEASE 😭
Next episode, we need blue Ivy, 1000%. How is she not on here
Glad to hear you didn’t eat them 😂❤
I love that artwork, every time I see it I think of pizza. I like pizza 🍕
i havent heard of most of these nepo babies
okay & about quiet luxury, i wanna see what toilet paper they use, the paper towel brand, mfs i want to see your refrigerator for pete’s sake
slay chris i also love hailey and i love YOU ♡ rhode products are 10/10
no I literally love rhode lol
also u are kinda screaming at the end but it’s ok i get it
u ate them!!!!! lmaoooo
Bring Justin on as a guest😊
I am done with todays obligations with mr. PENjamin at my side i am READY FOR CHRIS!!!!!!!
What do you think , of Chris with "nepo bebbe haih" 😜👏✨🤔🌟💫🌟❇💚❇
nice hat
is that what were calling wigs now
😢wish he could have just left some of them so we could say bye rip
Hailey Bieber seems to be the least problematic current nepo baby. she like’s skincare, she has 1 brand, it clearly means a lot to her, it’s wholesome. but if Kylie Jennner starts 1 more fuckin brand I’ll lose it honestly I’m sick & tired of her stealing smaller artists & creators ideas & marketing it as her own. Grimey.
Big fan, long time listener 👋 but you better take back the Stella McCartney ignorance 😅😭
What the hell is a nepotism baby?
Not the Shane Dawson conspiracy theories & basically copying Garrett Watt’s channel name lmaoooo 😂😂
Cute style
WIG!
I sincerely wish I lived in your time zone so I could be the first comment every time because bitch you KNOW I have those notifications on! So I think it's rude you post it according to your schedule, thank you so much for addressing this.
Also I'm high because it's friday and I had like half a joint and I'm already on planet Jupiter ( I live in Australia where it's legal medicinally fuckin woohoo ).
Okay I love you speak soon Chris,
Kayla.
Even though he didn't mention them in this, I think Jamie Lee Curtis and Mariska Hargitay would be S tier
I understand the wig might be a bit but it kinda …… 😳
LOL IT KINDA WHAT
Chris I hope your opinion of Hailey has changed.
She is most definitely a mean girl and a bully.
She gets dragged for the way she treats others.
Bryce Dallas Howard and Drew Barrymore are two Nepo babies who actually put their advantages in the business to good use.
chris, please never dye your hair this color.
No hate but i think Hailey Bieber gets hate because she used her nepo baby powers to bag her man
Mentioning north west and not blue ivy was so disrespectful
I HAD THAT REALIZATION AFTERWARDS
i love the subtle taylor swift slander 😭🫶🏻
I LOVE YOU CHRIS !! i wrote an email 🙊🙊🙊🩷🩷🩷