Giving Up Smoking

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  • čas přidán 22. 11. 2023
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    Coming off three hours of sleep and highly caffeinated, Chris digs into the National Enquirer for salacious stories, gives verdicts to voicemails, sounds off about Snoop Dogg’s smoking, weighs in on wetting the toothbrush before or after putting on the toothpaste, lays down the law on laundry etiquette, picks apart pissing on the floor, and shares about his naughty night out in NYC.
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Komentáře • 131

  • @unhinged
    @unhinged  Před 7 měsíci +11

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  • @sunkissedangelina
    @sunkissedangelina Před 7 měsíci +74

    Gonna watch this while I get ready and mentally prepare myself to see my family 💀

  • @izzymiller2058
    @izzymiller2058 Před 7 měsíci +28

    Update on the piss floor! We talked about it when I told him I had called into your podcast about it. He laughed and apologized and doesnt do it anymore. Apparantly aiming as a guy is hard?? Anyways, we're still together, he just met the fam lolll

    • @mavit3825
      @mavit3825 Před 16 dny +2

      my man says it’s hard too, I don’t understand 😂 but it’s been six months now, are you still together?

    • @izzymiller2058
      @izzymiller2058 Před 16 dny +2

      @@mavit3825 NO LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MelissaMasters
    @MelissaMasters Před 7 měsíci +49

    Wet the toothbrush, apply toothpaste, and then wet the brush with the paste again. That’s the rules 😂

  • @jamiebrinkman4025
    @jamiebrinkman4025 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Ngl i was smoking a j when i first came across this vid and skipped it to not kill my smoking vibe but I’m back now and glad you’re not quitting lmao

  • @yaygarita
    @yaygarita Před 7 měsíci +23

    wait I am literally CRACKING tf up at Justin saying you could put mentos in coke to use as a bidet and Chris being unironically speechless (for the first time ever?) 34:31

  • @sophiesheppard9544
    @sophiesheppard9544 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Pulling up the calculator for 24-6 might be the realest thing I've ever seen

  • @krisujiiye
    @krisujiiye Před 7 měsíci +26

    The fact that you guys can talk about such non important basic topics and make it so funny and engaging is unreal … I love you guys !

  • @yaygarita
    @yaygarita Před 7 měsíci +11

    I’m losing my mind cause I was watching this high and started fixating on Booger and the bed she was sleeping on and wondering if Chris puts effort into which dog bed he picks out and then all the sudden he went on a huge tangent about the dog bed 😭

  • @maureenoien
    @maureenoien Před 7 měsíci +23

    Shoutout to Chris for still posting on a holiday 🎉❤

  • @leilatc
    @leilatc Před 7 měsíci +2

    jake's "you got it 😀👍🏽"
    was so cute and funny lmaoo

  • @sophiesheppard9544
    @sophiesheppard9544 Před 7 měsíci +17

    Those black Friday deals are so good I'm literally convincing myself I need a colonial 1800s wig

  • @laurenashley90
    @laurenashley90 Před 7 měsíci +10

    The pee on the floor situation, if it were me- the next time I see it, I will go to him & be like oh my gosh babe I think something is wrong with the toilet come look at this! & then HOPEFULLY he will realize it’s him & say babe I’m not sure we’ll keep an eye on it & then stop doing it.

  • @anonymouskrys
    @anonymouskrys Před 7 měsíci +5

    Oh nooo did Justin and his girlfriend break up ☹️ shout out to Justin. Love you

  • @bealeboysmom4577
    @bealeboysmom4577 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Your show gives me life! The more un hinged the better love you guys!!❤

  • @sadiebrowne8997
    @sadiebrowne8997 Před 7 měsíci

    Yay to 10k congratulations Chris!!

  • @jackallister420
    @jackallister420 Před 7 měsíci +15

    Chris: let's be thankful for a sec
    Jake: thanks for my kids being awesome
    Justin: shout out to jot air balloons and blimps if no one got me ik yall do
    Chris: moving along..

  • @blehmma
    @blehmma Před 7 měsíci +8

    Yay so happy to see Justin!

  • @jynxypoomommy1202
    @jynxypoomommy1202 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Happy Thanksgiving Chrissy!! Not ready for this one I don't think

  • @fiveshotespresso
    @fiveshotespresso Před 7 měsíci +5

    Just in time!! Watching this to hopefully distract me from a panic attack while boarding a plane lol love you Chris!!!!

  • @lex2863
    @lex2863 Před 7 měsíci +1

    happy thanksgiving to you and mama klemens 🥰🤍

  • @87holdfast
    @87holdfast Před 7 měsíci

    Will watch again whenever I’m in need of a hard core laughing fit. ❤ Thanks y’all.

  • @emmaslaven
    @emmaslaven Před 7 měsíci

    the way i save this podcast best for last in my “watch later”… god i love chris

  • @liapania
    @liapania Před 7 měsíci +2

    That blue sweater is everythinggg

  • @marcisunshine18
    @marcisunshine18 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Thank you for this today from all of us alone.

  • @daniellemcleod2980
    @daniellemcleod2980 Před 7 měsíci +1

    i love this sweater on you... its looks so cozy!

  • @frangrover9116
    @frangrover9116 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I watched this while smoking love this podcast best show ever

  • @KM-xp5fz
    @KM-xp5fz Před 7 měsíci +3

    It's 8:30 am, I just smoked a mini joint and sat down with some coffee ☕️ cheers lmao

    • @JelliFrogTV
      @JelliFrogTV Před 7 měsíci +1

      me looking down at my mini joint and coffee… are we living the same life ?!

  • @mayadowne2340
    @mayadowne2340 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I’m trying to quit rn and it’s actually more taxing to my mental health than the cutting cold turkey. It’s so hard! And especially after Covid, having no friends, feeling lonely, sometimes it feels like I smoke just to fill that void, but then through trying to quit, I realize it helps me keep my chill, idk

  • @electrochide
    @electrochide Před 7 měsíci +3

    Chris PLEASE can you detail where each piece of your outfit is from? I really love this outfit

  • @Libraprincessx
    @Libraprincessx Před 4 měsíci

    My new favorite podcast 💖

  • @alpacafish1269
    @alpacafish1269 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Please tell be that blue cardigan you're wearing is crocheted Chris. You look so good in it

  • @maxmunoz5273
    @maxmunoz5273 Před 7 měsíci +4

    justin with the blonde hair!!! looks really good!! 🤟🏻

  • @relax8589
    @relax8589 Před 6 měsíci

    snoop dog makes music for kids with positive affirmations and its actually the cutest thing ever!!!

  • @maddiehowell
    @maddiehowell Před 7 měsíci +3

    Black Friday game was killing me 😂

  • @raquelrios5819
    @raquelrios5819 Před 7 měsíci

    this episode is so funny chris YESSSS

  • @tieronescott7374
    @tieronescott7374 Před 7 měsíci

    watching while vaping

  • @brandiwyne
    @brandiwyne Před 7 měsíci

    The fact Chris always says you shouldn't listen to this while driving and I'm over here using these to help me sleep 😅

  • @sam-harry19
    @sam-harry19 Před 7 měsíci +3

    holy shit I’m laughing so hard at the couch talk

  • @JessNolan96
    @JessNolan96 Před 7 měsíci

    ‘Dear god it’s only 1:45’ had me cackling over my red sauce

  • @stephrijole3692
    @stephrijole3692 Před 7 měsíci

    THANKFUL 4 YOU BOO🫶🫶🫶 happy turkey day!!!!!!

  • @tamzinhinds6522
    @tamzinhinds6522 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I’m so proud of your achievement I hope to see you live in the uk but please watch Alex nikolas and others livenation ticket master stuff it’s not good love you guys you cheer me up from a very triggering few days and an emotional hangover I appreciate you all so much I’m so genuinely proud of all off you even though we’re strangers 😂❤

  • @kenzieshaye6818
    @kenzieshaye6818 Před 16 dny

    I love seeing Bugger sleeping in the bed next to you in these podcast episodes 🥹💜💜 so precious

  • @pepperment1
    @pepperment1 Před 7 měsíci

    This episode was particularly hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @Kbailey39
    @Kbailey39 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Bruh the vape call 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Jackietaboada
    @Jackietaboada Před 7 měsíci

    Yayyy happy thanksgiving everyone ! ❤

  • @reneemullen1730
    @reneemullen1730 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Hope you all survive this holiday 🙃

  • @heathermc122
    @heathermc122 Před 7 měsíci

    Good morning 🌟 not even 9 am in Vancouver

  • @cdubsbeauty
    @cdubsbeauty Před 7 měsíci

    “Panera patient” is craaaazyyy hahah 😂

  • @JessDEdwards
    @JessDEdwards Před 7 měsíci +3

    When i gave up smoking i just did it for my husband. Newly married, new house and he didnt like it. Im a people pleaser. I did it for someone else, and my cats lol i hate myself too much to do it for my health

  • @ohwelljamie
    @ohwelljamie Před 7 měsíci +1

    Random but for winter are you gonna put like snow or some kind of winter decorations in the window box to replace the autumn leaves? That would be cute..

    • @Stephaniemickle
      @Stephaniemickle Před 7 měsíci

      Can ya give him a second 😅😂 damn this was posted on/about thanksgiving. Give it a moment, we know chris pays attention to detail 😂

  • @lonleerose
    @lonleerose Před 7 měsíci

    Okay Justin with the cookie thief babo!!

  • @katel9038
    @katel9038 Před 7 měsíci

    watching this while smoking 🫶

  • @corinne6046
    @corinne6046 Před 7 měsíci

    This is the most I’ve laughed in awhile

  • @dmodernharmonyart2312
    @dmodernharmonyart2312 Před 7 měsíci

    Justin - mentos and coke enema 😂😂 I am Dead!!!!

  • @amandacrystal4592
    @amandacrystal4592 Před 7 měsíci

    What is the sweater you’re wearing? I want to use it for crochet inspiration

  • @seanemrufo-curran5359
    @seanemrufo-curran5359 Před 7 měsíci

    Love you boo! 🖤🖤🖤

  • @yasamannooshinfar5447
    @yasamannooshinfar5447 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I thought Chris is giving up smoking and I was like bitch whatt???

  • @sadiebrowne8997
    @sadiebrowne8997 Před 7 měsíci +2

    it is the best show on earth

  • @Neeeeeefi
    @Neeeeeefi Před 7 měsíci +3

    i love justin he's so funny and cute

  • @simpygirl
    @simpygirl Před 7 měsíci

    Never thought I’d seen the day when Chris quits the greens🤠🤠🤠 well here we are 😜

  • @hailieshouse
    @hailieshouse Před 7 měsíci

    gonna smoke while I watch this

  • @ninathompson7406
    @ninathompson7406 Před 7 měsíci +2

    GOOODDDDDD😩😩😩😩😩the THINGS i would do to hangout with justin and sam✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

  • @samantha3709
    @samantha3709 Před 7 měsíci

    booger at 21:18 😭

  • @sassysavannah4383
    @sassysavannah4383 Před 7 měsíci

    Hey Chris, we can do the challenge lol I’ll come roll them up and we can smoke 150 joints on patreon🤣

  • @emmalwooten
    @emmalwooten Před 7 měsíci

    "i think blimps... are sick"

  • @SneakyCatAgent
    @SneakyCatAgent Před 5 měsíci

    Its weirdly harder for me to stop drinking caffeine then quit smoking

  • @caseymckey
    @caseymckey Před 7 měsíci +2

    The only all male podcast I can stand (miss u Sam)

  • @kateepena
    @kateepena Před 7 měsíci

    I went on a first date with a guy to a nature preserve and it was actually way more treacherous than I thought it would be.
    I fell down a hill and lost my vape in the process, but then we looped back around and I found it buried in the dirt and leaves and tried to hit it and it was full of dirt
    it ended up being a good first date lmao

  • @emmaschopbach8693
    @emmaschopbach8693 Před 7 měsíci +3

    *watches while smoking* OOP

  • @rachaelschena1622
    @rachaelschena1622 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I love you!!! Please do a live show in Delaware🎉🎉🎉

  • @frangrover9116
    @frangrover9116 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Chris he isn’t quitting smoking it was a marketing scheme for a smokeless fire pit

  • @brendawggq187
    @brendawggq187 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Me finishing my cannabis beverage 😂

  • @katiem3
    @katiem3 Před 7 měsíci

    PLEASE come to Toronto ❤ love you, bye

  • @XxmerrcowsxX
    @XxmerrcowsxX Před 7 měsíci

    I told my man about some piss on the floor and he never hated me for telling him 😂 clean that shit bestie

  • @dino-tk6zz
    @dino-tk6zz Před 7 měsíci

    Uploading this early in the morning?????

  • @kirstenarmstrong8603
    @kirstenarmstrong8603 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Ngl wish I was American today so I could have some turkey and thanksgiving food

  • @frangrover9116
    @frangrover9116 Před 7 měsíci

    I did my math if I get 8 hours of sleep which I usually don’t that leaves 16 hours I could probably smoke 5 but i put 4 an hour that’s 64 joints a day so makes sense

  • @monicakelly8638
    @monicakelly8638 Před 7 měsíci

    Ok Justin wtf is going on with your hair 😂😂😂

  • @tj9212
    @tj9212 Před 7 měsíci

    YAYYYY i love you king

  • @GentleTurd
    @GentleTurd Před 7 měsíci

    Dude. Piss on the floor. Hey real quick, don’t piss on the floor. Absolutely tell him. “Hey can you not PISS on the floor?” Thanks queen

  • @rachaelschena1622
    @rachaelschena1622 Před 7 měsíci

    I couldn’t believe snoop said that. Insane

  • @elizabethroberts525
    @elizabethroberts525 Před 2 měsíci

    I agree. Stop seeing that guy, girl 😅

  • @ghost_type_eevee7
    @ghost_type_eevee7 Před 7 měsíci

    jake, will you write my essay for me?

  • @keikeiluv
    @keikeiluv Před 7 měsíci

    If you want to tell someone to stop pissing on your floor I feel that’s very fair just beware of the delivery 😂

  • @KyraG4
    @KyraG4 Před 7 měsíci

    Ummm the caption?!? Never clicked so fast 😅

  • @transmaniandevil
    @transmaniandevil Před 7 měsíci

    the best thing about watching the podcast on here is seeing how cute Booger is

  • @sian3475
    @sian3475 Před 7 měsíci

    found out recently weed actually makes your quality of sleep worse! It reduces the amount of REM sleep you’re getting which impacts your memory too. Really interesting ☺️

  • @piddypoopypantsify
    @piddypoopypantsify Před 4 měsíci

    Late to watch this one ... Justin 😂

  • @bigbootygoth
    @bigbootygoth Před 7 měsíci

    he chris on my klemens till i become unhinged

  • @kimphamxx
    @kimphamxx Před 7 měsíci +2

    Are Justin and his GF over??? Did I miss a chapter or few....?

    • @mattwack25
      @mattwack25 Před 6 měsíci

      That’s what I’m wondering, I knew something was off w the colored hair

  • @kyoutube3775
    @kyoutube3775 Před 7 měsíci

    Live laugh love chris

  • @alisalaska1786
    @alisalaska1786 Před 7 měsíci

    Snoop said that statistic is very false 😆. But I imagine he buys for everyone he’s with so he probably does get a lot. He also said he doesn’t have a personal blunt roller lol.

  • @chelseap1342
    @chelseap1342 Před 7 měsíci +1

    JUSTIN BLONDE ERA

  • @keikeiluv
    @keikeiluv Před 7 měsíci +1

    Your blonde Justin, I’m not sure I believe you’re the happiest you’ve been. 😂😂 no judgment - just been there

    • @keikeiluv
      @keikeiluv Před 7 měsíci

      By the way, I dig it 😊

  • @Itss_chii
    @Itss_chii Před 7 měsíci

    FINISH THAT THOUGHT CHRIS…..do we love love orrrrrr……

    • @Itss_chii
      @Itss_chii Před 7 měsíci

      Me also fully wanting everyone to be divorced 😂😂😂

  • @candiscarswell7513
    @candiscarswell7513 Před 7 měsíci

    The friend definitely has a valid point to want her to buy her a new vape. If she was the last to have it, and she was the one to lose it??? then yeah duh she should replace it.

  • @ChristineHoltTV
    @ChristineHoltTV Před 7 měsíci

    Blonde Justin is looking like a snack!

  • @mattdammrich
    @mattdammrich Před 7 měsíci +2

    Did Justin and Justina break up?

  • @Idkanymore6679
    @Idkanymore6679 Před 7 měsíci

    I LOVE YOU