Bert Kreischer- "The Machine" Russian Mob Story reaction

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  • čas přidán 5. 05. 2020
  • Today we react to Bert Kreischer telling a great story about him and the russian mob. Hope you enjoy the reaction
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  • @tossedburrito9028
    @tossedburrito9028 Před 4 lety +97

    Several russians have confirmed the story.
    The Machine is a living legend in Russia to this day.

    • @ms_scribbles
      @ms_scribbles Před 4 lety +20

      Several Russians and a number of his classmates.

  • @budgetseagull
    @budgetseagull Před 4 lety +71

    It's funny you say "he's Van Wilder" because that movie was legit originally going to be about Bert at FSU but they changed a bunch of things in the script to make it less based on real life. A few things stuck around from the Bert based script that make it obvious like both Van and Bert have roommates named "Hutch".

  • @johncurtis7186
    @johncurtis7186 Před 4 lety +91

    TRUE STORY- it’s been verified.

    • @basedraydn8868
      @basedraydn8868 Před 4 lety +20

      and after the events of this story took place Bert joined up with the cops he mentions at the end and has whole other series of adventures.

    • @CanadiansReact
      @CanadiansReact  Před 4 lety +12

      Very cool. Thanks!

    • @deano4138
      @deano4138 Před 4 lety +14

      @@CanadiansReact twitter.com/bertkreischer/status/818184118110486528
      here's a Pic of him hanging out with the russian gangsters. He's the one with the fanny pack obviously haha.
      and his classmates have come out and said yeah he definitely robbed them with the mafia.
      nypost.com/2014/05/19/the-real-life-van-wilder-reveals-a-life-of-drinking-and-debauchery/
      And an article about van wilder being based off him, you actually nailed it in the beginning xD

    • @Matches771
      @Matches771 Před 4 lety +8

      @@basedraydn8868 That one teacher that got sprayed, also went up to Bert on their train trip back and said that they need him to party with those 2 gansters again, because no one got hurt on the train trip (just robbed). He told that story on Conan.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 Před 3 lety +3

      It actually originally went viral BECAUSE his classmates shared it and were like "100% true. Bert robbed us on that train trip."

  • @cole3848
    @cole3848 Před 4 lety +30

    "He was Van Wilder" Van Wilder is literally based on Bert Kreischer. Lmao

  • @shredhead21
    @shredhead21 Před 3 lety +14

    Hard to believe but it’s actually 100% true. Which makes it even funnier

  • @uncle_thulhu
    @uncle_thulhu Před 3 lety +8

    The first thing Bert does at every gig is tear his shirt off. Incidentally, this story is 100% true - confirmed by classmates.

  • @spawn9671
    @spawn9671 Před 3 lety +8

    Its actually true story when he first told it on stage his old teacher confirmed it and posted a pic of them in Russia and he's brought pics and mementos of his time there on stage before as well as the star's and strip patch that he was talking about

  • @RyanRichardsToby
    @RyanRichardsToby Před 4 lety +15

    0:50 Van Wilder was made based on this man. True.

  • @ScottMStolz
    @ScottMStolz Před 3 lety +3

    He has confirmed in several interviews that this particular telling of the story is slightly modified to make a better standup comedy telling, but it is all based on real events. For example, when the banditi and the cop were talking, he said he didn't really know what they were saying, but for the skit, he made up dialog between the cop and the banditi since it is funnier. So consider this a "dramatized" version of what really happened.

  • @pleutron
    @pleutron Před 3 lety +1

    One of the best story bits I've seen a comedian do on stage.

  • @cannotwaittoseedavanteadam4301

    Bert has said that partying with the cops was waaay scarier than partying with the gangsters.

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro Před 4 lety +7

    Bert Kreischer - Flying Dildos next

  • @Gnomojo
    @Gnomojo Před 3 lety +2

    It’s a shame I’ve been watching reaction videos for like 2 years and I finally see you guys! Couple of Canadian boys in the garage (? Looks too clean) reacting to videos! Merry Xmas to you boys and have a good one buds! From Ontario Canada. Love ya.

    • @CanadiansReact
      @CanadiansReact  Před 3 lety +2

      Oh nice! Thanks for joining us and appreciate your support! -Adam

  • @clydelaz
    @clydelaz Před 2 lety

    He's touring now. I plan to see him when he comes to Newark in April. He will most likely perform near you also.

  • @gdmiller26
    @gdmiller26 Před 3 lety +1

    Love love love it.
    You guys are the best !!!!!!!!!

  • @malimillions
    @malimillions Před 4 lety +4

    ‘Party animal’ translates well into Russian. Someone who’s naturally SO much fun attracts all kinds. Check out his story on visiting a live sex show in Scandinavia. A crew just naturally assembled around him.

  • @madsciencegary3830
    @madsciencegary3830 Před 2 lety

    The original Rolling Stones article about him as the top partier at FSU is online. After reading that, I can just imagine the Russian Mafia and Russian Cops wanted to party with him as much as all the other students at FSU did. I can't understand what he had that made him the central figure in the party, but whatever it was, he had it.

  • @deathninja16
    @deathninja16 Před 4 lety +6

    You hang your tools by the cords? that urks me lol.

    • @CanadiansReact
      @CanadiansReact  Před 4 lety +1

      Haha fair enough - but I like keeping them out and available so I use them more often. They’re fairly cheap tools and seem to be holding up. But thanks for the concern! - Adam

    • @BillKrayer12thMan
      @BillKrayer12thMan Před 4 lety

      *irks*

    • @deathninja16
      @deathninja16 Před 3 lety

      @@CanadiansReact if that's all I pick out you guys are doing well!

  • @freerusty04
    @freerusty04 Před 4 lety +4

    He is literally Van Wilder

  • @milky_play
    @milky_play Před 3 lety +2

    the machine context is for "party animal" who can take a drink without getting drunk
    Ja Mashina

  • @Gnomojo
    @Gnomojo Před 3 lety +1

    Also nice catch on the Van Wilder reference. Bert was a consultant writer on that video and evidently a lot of the gags are based on real life stories. I hope not the Twinkie bit.

    • @Gnomojo
      @Gnomojo Před 3 lety

      *movie. Not * video.

  • @chrissmith1011
    @chrissmith1011 Před 4 lety +1

    Sweet guys!!!

    • @CanadiansReact
      @CanadiansReact  Před 4 lety +1

      Thanks Chris! Glad you liked it. He’s such a riot!! -Ryan

    • @chrissmith1011
      @chrissmith1011 Před 4 lety

      @@CanadiansReact please check out Bill Hicks "Positive Drug Story" . Bill Hicks was brilliant!

  • @drewwar9344
    @drewwar9344 Před 3 lety +2

    Funny you mention Van Wilder because Van Wilder is literally based off a Bert kreischer and his time at Florida state

  • @emcsquare5045
    @emcsquare5045 Před 4 lety +5

    Would like to see a reaction to George Carlin, religion.

  • @kyleshepherd7628
    @kyleshepherd7628 Před 4 lety +3

    They base van wilder on him

  • @MrBodies07
    @MrBodies07 Před 4 lety +1

    This channel is wholesome as fuck. Yes.

  • @BenTIStudios
    @BenTIStudios Před 4 lety

    Every time I see anything related to Calgary I go right to thinking about Bret :)

    • @CanadiansReact
      @CanadiansReact  Před 4 lety +1

      All the Harts were entertaining. I remember the tag team the hart foundation!!

    • @BenTIStudios
      @BenTIStudios Před 4 lety +1

      @@CanadiansReact Even Stu!

  • @jmango2636
    @jmango2636 Před 3 lety +1

    CANADIANS!!!!!!!

  • @sweetmtb3831
    @sweetmtb3831 Před 3 lety

    Van wilder was based off Bert

  • @salfmandtheimitationartists

    holy canadian pride.....ehh

  • @dx2398
    @dx2398 Před 4 lety +3

    Please react to Chris D'elia