Johnny Shopping in the Express Line
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- čas přidán 22. 10. 2019
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Hey what’s up Lucas?? Lmao I’m dying of laughter
Did it
How come you havent uploaded lucas??? We missed you!
“Is he talking to you?”
“I don’t know.. I hope so!” 😂😂😂
Elijah Mckellar when your crush walks in 😂
Lmao
I thpught he didnt do funny vines anymore '-' lmaoo!!
What
Likkkkkkkkkkkke minnnnnnnnne
"Do you have 10 items or less?"
Johnny: *" Well yes, but actually no."*
Kitty Carmona 😂😂😂
Lol
@@HelenGPitts tf
I hope you're having a nice day with good vibes 😁 I loved reading this comment as well 💞 I'm comedian too and I would absolutely love to hear what you think of my stuff 💞
Yes he did have less than 10 items. He actually only had one which was dish soap
“I mean if you need any help, I can definitely scan it for y-“
“HELL NO” 😭😭😭
underrated
@@IAmEndlous your a overrated comment shut up
I died 😭😂
"Why do you have so much dish soap?"
"Its personal"
He obviously knew Corona was gonna be a thing😳😳
again, dish soap, not hand soap/sanitizer.
@@sirradez Lmao
He knew it before Alex Jones did lmao
@@sirradez lol
lol ikr true
Johnny: starts advertising merch
Everyone: *visible confusion*
thatmenzzz thatmenzzz he wasn’t advertising merch it was a sponsorship XD lol
His merch would probably be dish soap themed
@@Luluandherbooks or soap opera.
I like how he makes his advertisements part of the video.
It was so smooth...
"Is he talking to you?"
"Idk, I hope so"
😭😭😭😭
Same 😂😭
The only reason I’m not liking is so it can stay at 669😂
Lmfao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
Jean K yo it’s 1.5k now 😂😂💀
lαмαяια ιѕ тнє иαмє LMAO
“Johnny’s got 19 bottles of dish soap” “wait why does Johnny have so many soaps?” “MIND YOUR BUSINESS DAVID!!!!!!”
We found the origin episode
The teach was the manager and then quit his job
Dude this was from a dif video
Well in this case he has about 35 or so
Is there a problem johnny
The fact that my boyfriends name is David so everytime he be nosey and in my business imma say this😂
"Im not qualified to handle more than 11 items!"
Sign: *10 items or less*
Yeah, he probably should have said "11 items or more" or "more than 10"
Well in an actual store you aren't allowed to put more than eleven items or you have to leave the express lane
Once you hit 11 it's no more
They round down
"I'm sorry."
"(Sniff) It's fine."
"Ah wonderful... NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE!"
Marvelous line 😂😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
Lmao
SOHGuy dude toasting Johnny
"10 items or less"
Johnny: *Nah*
K Kekumii ok
K Kekumii My skits always make people laugh❗️ One day i’ll be up there with lucas and lenarr, but I need you to tell me how to improve 🤩 If you could go to my lates skit and tell me how to improve in the comments than thank you❗️
@ava richardson 100%
K Kekumii Johnny Johnny
-Johnny: yes lanny
-lanny: having ten items or less
Johnny: no Lenny
-Lenny: I AINT PLAYING YO GAMES
Sprish ha bot.
“Why does no one wanna come to ya line?”
The world may never know.
We need a followup
im ur 100th like:)
What did the manager do to Russ????????
@@captainofensivo1855 fired
There’s something in his voice when he screams that is special.
Ikr it's kinda magical
It's so weird that this is so TRUE lmao
The rawness?
“10 items or less”
Johnny: AcTuAlLy ThAt Is nOt CoRrEcT.
BeCaUsE oF tHE eNCycliPEdia Of NSGDUGDIZSD
@@kindanothere1321 *ACCORDING TO THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF DKNDLDNBCKS
600th like
Martine Chamblin holy Crap
666th like
Sign: 10 items only
Johnny: *that sign cant stop me because I can’t read*
THIS IS THE ONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ｈｅ'ｓ Ｊａｒｅｄ ａｎｄ ｈｅ'ｓ 19
Lol 😂
@Yūnisu Sarinasu where is your profile picture from pls
Yūnisu Sarinasu Reading is HARD!!!
“I AINT PLAYIN THESE GAMES” such a classic line
Bro.. I can never forgive you... You... YOU SAID THE LINE WRONG!!
It's I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!
AND NAW YOU CANT REDO IT GET THE H*LL OUT
"It's simple! After you've scanned the 10th dish soap, YOU JUST KEEP GOING!!!"
*scrubs hand ruthlessly*
“Mommy the man next door is talking to himself again “
😂
XD
Lol
@@blizzard117bli6 😁
Yelling to himself again* 😂
Johnny: walks in the grocery store
Lenny: Well lets Restock on soap
Give me soap
😂😂😂😂
"Way more the 10
"Way more the 11"
That got me 😂😂💀
Than*
@@sathies4040 then*
@@mariahmackey6157 its than
@@sathies4040 it's thin
" CALM DOWN IT'S NOT EVEN THAT MUCH! " " NOT THAT MUCH???!!! " *takes OFF glasses to look how much there are 😂😂😂😂* 0:47
Why do you even got this so much dish soaps?
“That’s not right.” “Nope, that’s not right.” “No, that’s not right at all.” I’m weak. 😂😂
😂😂😂😂gdbseyvehd
"Way more than 10." "Way more than 11."
Adrianna R. Wow I read that right when he said that
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*SCAN MY SHIT*
He’s so good at putting different personalities into his characters that I actually felt bad for the one that was in control of line 2 even though it was the same guy lmao 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂
Right
Left
Up
lol what you guys 😂😂
Kira. Hey you should say Down
4:44
"Im ain't playing yo games?!IT'S IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!!!."
Whats the difference
@@tyronelinton5143 I know for one faceted you did not just say that
@@tyronelinton5143 is that you are saying it to everything and Everyone
2:10 got me dying when they told em to shut up
Customer: I’m not playin yo games
Johnny: It’s “I’m not playin these games”
69 likes....
nice
@@jwashmero9581 (6
)
(6
Customer: oh yeah I'm sorry
Johnny: no there are no play backs get this hey out of her
*GRAB*
Customer: What the -
Who the hell are you?
Tristan Snead IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES
WHY DOES JOHNNY HAVE SO MANY BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP?!
Johnny: MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID!!
Johnny: ITS MA LIFE, DAMN!
Manager: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?
Bystander: -_-
*I’m out*
Stolen comment from stolen comment and stolen comment
1:27 I always need more dish soap
6:53 what's happening 🤣🤣🤣
Lenny: “why do you have that much dish soap”
Johnny: “that’s personal”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Check out this skit my boi made czcams.com/video/kp7jgtX9qvs/video.html
Purrsonal
I've seen what he does with this soap. And I still don't get it.
Heavan Harris oh shit I didn’t think about it like that
Johnny just be like "Why you care so much anyway?"
Johnny: goes shopping
Store clerk: *Ah shit here we go again.*
No cap
How the fuck did you get-
Sup
@@tobias5373???
My skits always make people laugh❗️ One day i’ll be up there with lucas and lenarr, but I need you to tell me how to improve 🤩 If you could go to my lates skit and tell me how to improve in the comments than thank you❗️
“Hi”
“Naw i’m already here plus i’m really sure he doesn’t want to be bothered”
“No i would like to help it gets lonely over here”
“Blah blah”
“Shut up!”
“Hey nobody talk to Russ like that you better watch ya mouth”
“Hey thank you for having my back”
I-
“Yo shut the hell up”
Russ I’m sad 😞
I had a stroke reading this and fucking died
@@jxth6986 it’s Russ
I swear "IM NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES" never gets old lol
"Nobody talks to Russ like that."
*Just a few seconds later
"Shut the hell up!"
😂😂
Depression Talks With Immanuel wi are god
Sign: “10 items or less”
Johnny:”NOT IN MA DAMN HOUSE!”
6:20
That look was adorable and hilarious😆
4:26
Lucas breaking the fourth wall as always lmao
Me: *says i'm not playing your games*
random person: *drags me out of my own house*
Me: i aint playing your games!
CZcams: its demonetise time
Also I get replaced by Myself
😂😂
666 likes. You're welcome
When you realize he actually has all those dish soaps in his house
@@LucyAdroit haHAA
Owo
me: (gasp) nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ardo um....
A’ight imma head out
Andy Garcia Exactly
4:24 was the funniest part
Exactly lol
I love how he's just yelling at himself 😂
The fact that he has all those soaps in his actually house
Nyasia A 😂😂
Nah frr
@Zenande Mdludlu Oh buy enough dishsoap to last you till the next century to save a couple bucks lol
on the real I actually related to this video because I buy my dish soap in bulk at the dollar store 😂
Ikr
“Look it’s really not that much”!
“Then count them”.
*Clears Throat*
“Um, what”?
JJ Swagger 🤣😂
You heard me count them
“ONCE YOU HIT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10..11!? YOU DONT COME TO THIS LINE. YOU DONT COME OVER HERE, YOU TAKE YOUR ASS OVER THERE”
-Lenny
The fact that the guy behind Johnny could have been out of there if he just went to line 2 😂. Poor Russ man
Customer: IM NOT PLAYING *YOUR* GAMES
JOHNNY: *THATS ILLEGAL!!*
"why do you even got all of this dish soap?!"
"that's personal"
me: whaaaat?!
MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID
He be killing me with that soap 😂😂 but at least he doesn’t need to buy anymore for a minute
Chris Hall but for him, a minute is in the literal meaning
666th :D
@It Is I Attempt Two or Dr. Philliam Shookethspear yep. i love the film
"is he talking to you?"
"I don't know..I hope so 😊"
Russ is an angel 💕😇
"MIND YO BUSINESS, DAVEY!"
Check me out I make skits💜🙏🏾lol might find something you like
"How much dish soap do you want?"
Johnny: *YES !*
19
*i want yes*
“See me in my office.” Why y’all got to do the man like that, I felt that 😭😭😭
Nivrus The Wayfinder he getting fired no cap
💔😢
They did my man Russ wrong lol
No one:
Not even the comments:
Random side character: IM NOT PLAYIN THESE GAMES!!!!
Lucas: *boss music starts*
1:40
Johnny: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11
Lenny: you see now it’s over
Johnny: HEY IM NOT FINISHED DONT BE RUDE 11,12,13,14,15
NO, YOU'RE DONE! ONCE YOU HEAR 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! 11?! YOU DON'T COME TO THIS LINE! YOU DON'T COME OVERE HERE! YOU TAKE YOUR ASS OVER THERE! 😡👉
Imagine talking to yourself for 7 minutes straight
Imagine do a channel only doing that
Hol up
Bruh am doing day all day long
@@Jamesytheonly1 u poor soul...I pity u
Jamesytheonly1 I do the same thing and I heard that adventure time is coming back in 2020
“ *10 or less* “
Johnny: *oh we don’t do that here*
In the future Johnny will love sugar
when the employee told russ to shutup that facial expression was priceless
1:56 Is how I would talk to the people who bullied me in the past.
Poor Russ, he just wants people to come to his line 😂 🤣
He didn't wanted to....... don't forget customer is king
I will miss him💔💔💔💔💔💔💔😭😭😭😭
Then he was never seen again
@Natalia Heras Terol
Fun fact : I didn't clicked "read more" I can see the whole Comment in the notification
@Natalia Heras Terol and dude your English is in correct , it's "wanted" not want
“Whoa nobody talks to Russ like that u better watch your mouth”
“Thank u for having my back I highly appreciate it”
“Yo shut the hell up”
Lmao 🤣🤣
That's fucked up😂
I honestly died when he said that tbh
this guy was way prepared for the virus
With dish soap instead of hand sanitizer.
when i say “im not doing my chores”
my parents 1:37
Fax
I love how whenever someone says “I ain’t playing these games” shit gets real.
I think im the replacement
because it isn't a game, it's real
XD
it is "I am not playin these games"
@@amoora2235 I'm not playing these games*
Imagine walking past his house and hearing him screaming at himself
TheWeeb #1 I would come in and watch
Kean Rein lmao right?
Lmaoo
I would just slowly open the door and record him
I would ask can I be in a video
4:24 when the person Been in the bathroom For More than 45 Minutes and we gotta pee
The fire music that plays in the background will always make the videos so much funnier
“Why are you in this line?”
“All of the lines are full!”
Looks over and sees a random lady brushing her teeth
Me: Thinks immediately of Walmart
Swear
BRUH WTF i thought the same thing lmfao
Cosmic Void ikr
They be eating 😂😂
I thought of SaveMart
Everybody: Johnny why do you have so much dish soap
Johnny: Yes
no its more like "MIND YOUR DAMN BUSINESS"
Danny Amendola OMG ITS DISH SOAP I THOUGHT HE WAS SAYING “THIS SOAP” for no reason lol
Imagine at the actual store when he bought them 😂😂
MIBD YO BEEZEAX DAVID
@@vietanhtran1802 no no it's like diss ShUt tHe HeLl uP
This was just utter shambles and I loved it
Oh my god this is so Hilarous I keep repeating this a thousand times😂😆😂😆🤣
“I always need more dish soap”
I felt that🤣
Same bro.
NOT IN MY DAMN LINE
Johnny: “i always need more dish soap”
yeah because Gina keeps taking 6 at a time 😂😂
18*
😂😂😂
ItachixUchiha419 He’s not even giving her ONE!
Rafee It’s 19
Huh?
Love it. Super talented. I don't think many understand the level of skill required to create these skits: script writing, editing, pacing, videography, and how he slid that ad in the middle of his skit....brilliant! #CreateSomething #WhatTalentLooksLike
I’d watch Hardstop Lucas’s commercials anyday! Lol
“Bruh! I’m not qualified to handle this many items!”
“why does Jonny have so many bottles of soap?”
*MIND YO BUSINESS DAVID!*
why does he have so much soap tho
@@soullesspotato3321 MIND YO DAMN BUSINESS
Renzzi. It’s his life! DAMN!
Mind your business David why you worried about this my life
4:12 lol
You make my family complete and Santa was like a child I always wanted to let you you're the best show ever
Russ: *exists*
Everyone: *SHAT DE HELL UP!*
Russ*
"10 items or less"
Johnny: No u
how is this guy's voice not gone from all that screaming he does
6:35
'regret'
no one:
not a soul:
not even Russ:
second customer: I'M NOT PLAYING YOUR GAMES!!
everyone: ⚫-⚫ what he just say
even*
Thats racism right there
"How many dish soap bottles is that?"
ME: Is it 6x3?
"What the hell is that?!"
no body knows that reference but i do
Lmao I remember that
Me the super smart show off “ is it (big gasp for dramatic effect) 18!!!!
Same show off” Actually it’s 40
@@ethanhonors2814 nope, it's a reference to a running joke on the channel.
This dude should really be in movie’s 😂
"What are you gonna do with those dish soaps ?"
Johnny : *it's personal*
“It’s personal”
Me in line with 1,000 pencils just so I can chew on them
(This was a joke 😂)
@@sydniebabie oh cool we have the same pfp
Shan ._. Maybe we the twins in the pfp 🙂😂
DiAsianCuboerTV 😂😂😂
Abigail Squillante Yesss 😂😂😂💀
“Why do you have so many soaps Johnny?
“MIND YOUR BUSINESS CASHIER”
“IT’S PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!!”
"IT'S MY LIFE!! DANG!"
MIND JO BUISNESS DAVID
He get on my nerves 🤣🤣🤣 loved this
He's setting up a math problem that's why... The students a visual learner... 😂😂😂
“did u see the sign?”
*”huh”*
soldiermaanSZN *takes out reverse card* no u
soldiermaanSZN god . . .
Cashier: I'm getting the manager
Karen: Who said you could reverse card me?
Loool you've been watching too much reddit
Like respect the drip@@hadihussein44
"I AIN'T PLAYING YO GAMES!".
He broke the "I'M NOT PLAYING THESE GAMES!"line.
No one obeys the ten items or less rule. That's what's beautiful about it
*johnny buys a lot of dish soap*
Store clerk: oh not again-
It's Should of been the Nikki Minaj: uh ohhh back again
How much his throat be hurting after he does all that yelling 😂😂
Dont worry mate, he's loudmouth😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@harshiztic3911 I mean look at his cover photo in his channel
Factss
Lucas causality having dozens of dish soup lying around his house
That is the most amazing ad placement
Express Lane:”No one talks to Russ like that!!!”
Russ: *Doesn’t Exist*
Russ is the dude in the express line.
Bruh
ourWorld Lucy im so stupid 😂
I felt so bad for Rus not even gonna lie😂
Being a fellow Russ, I felt his pain. Lol
Me to
Bridgette Maria I feel same
Sad boi:c
@@byakuyatogami5976 as a russ too feel attacked 😂
I love this video soo much this became my favorite Hardstop Lucas video