I got harassed by the mob at my local bar. They had no clue who I was. Then, 7 minutes later...

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Komentáře • 417

  • @patricklemmon8260
    @patricklemmon8260 Před 2 měsíci +67

    Oh!, What unmitigated road apples! The myth of the Noble Gangster went out with black and white films. Never harm civilians?, vomit, civilians are the prey.

    • @user-cd7jn9cx5e
      @user-cd7jn9cx5e Před 2 měsíci +7

      Welcome to CZcams!
      We make money when you click. Nothing else really matters.
      Keep clicking.

    • @markcollins2666
      @markcollins2666 Před měsícem +2

      @@user-cd7jn9cx5e At least with turkeys like this, we know never to click again. Or on anything YOU produce. Which I doubt you do.

  • @bobporch
    @bobporch Před 2 měsíci +98

    Was this an example of AS (Artificial Stupidity) in programing?

  • @lablackzed
    @lablackzed Před 2 měsíci +85

    What a load of hogwash really is that the best you can do.😳

  • @THE-HammerMan
    @THE-HammerMan Před 2 měsíci +23

    Good Lord!
    This is THE most obnoxious thing I've ever seen or heard.

  • @robertreuter1256
    @robertreuter1256 Před 3 měsíci +74

    This is a story written by a 15 year old. With no writing talent and containing phrases found in the comics.

    • @james-jg8iu
      @james-jg8iu Před 2 měsíci +8

      Nobody with the name Doyle would be in the mafia. Doyle is Irish not Italian I know this because my name in Doyle

    • @aruserios7632
      @aruserios7632 Před 2 měsíci +9

      You're being generous. I would say 8-year-old.

    • @tommeador2898
      @tommeador2898 Před 2 měsíci

      WOW

    • @user-dx1ck2lc2o
      @user-dx1ck2lc2o Před 2 měsíci

      Language too reserved to be Mafia. Diction too clear. I'd rather hear Street talk coming out for the bad guys. Yeah, he-he.

    • @penguinking4830
      @penguinking4830 Před měsícem +2

      It's AI generated. No human brains were utilized in the creation of this story.

  • @moviefreak3799
    @moviefreak3799 Před 23 dny +9

    It really sounds like they are standing in a circle reading a script❗ 😅 🤣 HaHaHa

  • @NIUHarrier55
    @NIUHarrier55 Před 2 měsíci +9

    It was like looking at a car crash, couldn’t look away and stayed with it to see how this tacky story ended. Won’t be forwarding this pain to anyone I know.

  • @kennyphillips5153
    @kennyphillips5153 Před 2 měsíci +30

    Johnson really sounds mafia doesn't it?

    • @patricklemmon8260
      @patricklemmon8260 Před 2 měsíci

      As Mafioso as Doyle and Thompson, eh ! Barnum was right.

    • @Rome274
      @Rome274 Před 2 měsíci

      Same with Doyle lol

    • @lofatmat
      @lofatmat Před měsícem +2

      Samio Johnsonario!

    • @swell_gal
      @swell_gal Před měsícem +1

      ​@@lofatmat😂😂😂

    • @georgerivera9220
      @georgerivera9220 Před měsícem

      It's a code name not his real name.

  • @oldmaninthecave
    @oldmaninthecave Před měsícem +5

    This is the kind of video teenagers make when they aren't playing with their one-eyed johnson. This is as inspirational as a trip to the DMV. Tried watching at 2x speed, got nauseous and couldn't finish. If they dumped the story and just showed the background images, they could easily triple their likes and subscriptions.

  • @Hitsystem
    @Hitsystem Před 2 měsíci +26

    Yes.Written by someone who isn't an English speaker, and narrated by the AI narration available on CZcams

  • @dmballard60
    @dmballard60 Před 2 měsíci +68

    Wow I am glad I played that at 2x speed. Still that is around 13 minutes of my life I will never get back.

    • @freemanpense2782
      @freemanpense2782 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Should have taken about 20 seconds to figure out he wasn't showing scenes which he can do as long as he doesn't include sound.

    • @larryrobinson1986
      @larryrobinson1986 Před měsícem

      ⁹⁹​@@freemanpense2782

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 Před měsícem +3

      You do NOT HAVE A LIFE 😂

    • @philipmbarry
      @philipmbarry Před měsícem

      Thanks, now I know about the 2x feature. 😅

    • @mizanulmowla8469
      @mizanulmowla8469 Před 3 dny

      😅😂...😢...my precious 13 minutes wasted for nothing!!!

  • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
    @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 Před 2 měsíci +27

    They're lucky it wasn't Paul Kersey.

    • @apronto1
      @apronto1 Před měsícem

      What a soppy story.
      I’m about to cry...

  • @butterfinger1171
    @butterfinger1171 Před 2 měsíci +73

    Sounds like a 4th grader wrote this

    • @HartmutJagerArt
      @HartmutJagerArt Před měsícem +1

      Do not insult 4th graders !

    • @ted6176
      @ted6176 Před měsícem +2

      Yup !! And nobody above the 2nd grade would believe it. 😂

    • @chuckintexas_1437
      @chuckintexas_1437 Před měsícem

      Absolutely.

    • @dannorton5532
      @dannorton5532 Před měsícem

      I 99o9 po 9o90ooo​@@HartmutJagerArt

    • @dwiser3242
      @dwiser3242 Před měsícem

      I knew Joseph Bonanno (Joe Bananas) and his son Joe Jr. and mafia member Rosario Gambino. Actual mafia families. What is this Sil Eter BS?

  • @claudiaporter4269
    @claudiaporter4269 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Taking them to the Train Station. LOL

  • @benantell5452
    @benantell5452 Před 2 měsíci +9

    Those who forgive, will be forgiven.

  • @george-hz9xq
    @george-hz9xq Před 2 měsíci +18

    It is missing Nancy Drew and the famous 5.
    It is about as scary as drying paint.

  • @Billypix
    @Billypix Před měsícem +4

    This sounds like a guy wrote this had no education. At all

  • @raybaker3324
    @raybaker3324 Před měsícem +4

    All the customers left but got upset when they was laughing at the older man check your story before you tell it

  • @davelowe1977
    @davelowe1977 Před 2 měsíci +20

    Written by a 14 year old non-native English speaker. I'd guess eastern european.

    • @koff41
      @koff41 Před 2 měsíci

      If so he can atlest speak two languages and I can speak 3. How about you dear löwe. If you live in UZA or Lilobritain your future is not so good. Pavosen heska.

  • @chadrowe8452
    @chadrowe8452 Před 2 měsíci +3

    If i was on my deathbed this would be ok only because I would know it would end soon

  • @SylvesterCarl
    @SylvesterCarl Před 3 měsíci +7

    First the docks, then international waters.........

    • @aimaction7393
      @aimaction7393 Před 2 měsíci +1

      VERY FUNNY. I LIKE HOW YOU THINK. !
      😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @ammoalamo6485
    @ammoalamo6485 Před 2 měsíci +17

    What a bull shirt story. Geeze, even fast forwarding it took too much out of my life.

    • @Mac-O-Ronee
      @Mac-O-Ronee Před měsícem +1

      I stopped before half way through. Didn’t make it any better.

  • @roberthenderson2580
    @roberthenderson2580 Před 3 měsíci +24

    This is a work of fiction, isn't it? And a very bad one at that.

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo Před 2 měsíci +1

    One way to make it a bit more fun... drink a shot of whiskey every time he says 'old man'... and see if you can make it to the end of the video without passing out! 😁
    Nah... seriously though folks, don't do it! Your liver could never handle it! 😉

  • @salvationbordercountry3800
    @salvationbordercountry3800 Před měsícem +1

    Some of the comments indicate that some people have never net anyone as serious as Sam. I hope they wise up before they do.

  • @ron5vin
    @ron5vin Před 2 měsíci +1

    "What goes around ... comes around".

  • @robertstrobel6937
    @robertstrobel6937 Před měsícem +1

    This is good moral story

  • @allen046
    @allen046 Před 2 měsíci +3

    Cement shoes for the five A-holes.

  • @user-ko1tu8cd4m
    @user-ko1tu8cd4m Před měsícem +1

    One said sounds like 4th grader has evil issues

  • @GrumpyButt
    @GrumpyButt Před 2 měsíci +5

    BS click bait using the most cheap robot they could find.

  • @ernesthastie-gg7kn
    @ernesthastie-gg7kn Před 2 měsíci +7

    I hope the mafia don't get wind of this rubbish

  • @fuzzybutkus8970
    @fuzzybutkus8970 Před 2 měsíci +2

    This was Gianni Rosso speaking in the 3rd person.

  • @garysouthwell5762
    @garysouthwell5762 Před měsícem

    Very intriguing. Can learn a lot from this. Be careful what you say. Say what you mean, with purpose, and carry it out.

  • @ernesthastie-gg7kn
    @ernesthastie-gg7kn Před 2 měsíci +6

    Next time i need an anaestheic IL take this recording with me

  • @RogerBondie
    @RogerBondie Před 2 měsíci +10

    haha sounds so stupid

  • @begforrit7731
    @begforrit7731 Před měsícem

    And the Academy Award for Comedy Movie of the year goes to Sam Johnson

  • @johnn58
    @johnn58 Před 13 dny

    I thought all the other customers left. What customers were they bothering when they laughed?

  • @daryljackson3704
    @daryljackson3704 Před měsícem +3

    whoa, thats 25 minutes I'll never get back

  • @michaelmckenna9022
    @michaelmckenna9022 Před měsícem

    Most mobsters have made enough money many years ago to start legitimate businesses and work all the time. The don't have the time to harass people in bars.

  • @1125Mig
    @1125Mig Před 2 měsíci +7

    OMG, this was painful.

  • @russyoung7388
    @russyoung7388 Před měsícem

    Being put in place by an OG is cool

  • @SScherliss
    @SScherliss Před měsícem

    A grade school version of a mafia showdown.

  • @markvincent5992
    @markvincent5992 Před 2 měsíci

    Geez even the Mafia knows better than to say 💩like this!

  • @MrReadandlearn
    @MrReadandlearn Před měsícem +1

    Sounds like an AI generated scene.

  • @user-ko1tu8cd4m
    @user-ko1tu8cd4m Před měsícem +1

    Great voiced story

  • @jackjones9460
    @jackjones9460 Před měsícem

    Reminds me of the very early Godzilla movies. Everything seemed incredibly fake but was so bad I didn’t want to stop watching. Soon, Godzilla would come, destroy the city and make everything ok.

  • @kevinmccue7672
    @kevinmccue7672 Před měsícem

    He should have required them to pay for damages.

  • @johnclassick240
    @johnclassick240 Před 2 měsíci +4

    If you are a kid, I could understand the writing being not great. Are you a child?

    • @ArcoZakus
      @ArcoZakus Před 2 měsíci

      AI is in its childhood. Have to crawl before you can walk, you know? But how quickly they grow ...

  • @99Racker
    @99Racker Před 3 měsíci +15

    Story line is lacking and robot voices don't help.

    • @jessicastorydiary
      @jessicastorydiary Před 2 měsíci

      I completely agree, the storyline is not clear at all. And about the voices we can say that if there was a corresponding video series, it would be interesting, but so too tedious it turned out((((

    • @aimaction7393
      @aimaction7393 Před 2 měsíci

      IT SOUNDED PRETTY REAL TO ME .

  • @tonyking9235
    @tonyking9235 Před 2 měsíci +1

    HO BOY GIVE ME STRENGTH

  • @inttubu1
    @inttubu1 Před 2 měsíci +6

    Geezus..i had on 1.5 speed..its still slow…😂

  • @franktuckwell196
    @franktuckwell196 Před 3 měsíci +8

    Annoying the customers, but not so annoying as this A I voice. I will never subscribe or come back again.

  • @ffggddss
    @ffggddss Před měsícem +1

    Could they have found dialog readers who were any more lame than these?

  • @neilrose4866
    @neilrose4866 Před měsícem

    Oh my God !!! This was so awful I listened to it all the way through.
    What a total load of bull crap !!!

  • @tomnelson6704
    @tomnelson6704 Před 27 dny

    This is so fuckin bad it’s like driving by an
    Accident.

  • @nigelhildyard3490
    @nigelhildyard3490 Před 2 měsíci +20

    I absolutely love the idea of this story, always convey mutual respect!!!

  • @ManIsGypsy
    @ManIsGypsy Před měsícem

    We learn to speak by hearing the spoken word. If I start hearing people speaking like this (inflections and so forth) I think I will puke. Is this the 'AI' that we're supposed to be cautious of? Good grief!

  • @floydzoglman703
    @floydzoglman703 Před měsícem

    If you have a hobby of drinking every day, you may have a problem.

  • @michaelw3927
    @michaelw3927 Před měsícem

    Twelve commercial interruptions in less than 30 minutes by AdTube. Amazing.

  • @ramkrishn4762
    @ramkrishn4762 Před měsícem

    An attempt to fine tune mafia models! When they do uncivilised things in civilised world; which jump rule book country wise 😂

  • @alistairmorrish8613
    @alistairmorrish8613 Před 2 měsíci

    If you hold down the left mouse button on the screen, the settings play at 2x speed until you release the button.... You're welcome.

  • @user-yx7ds7wy8g
    @user-yx7ds7wy8g Před 2 měsíci +1

    AI is so weird when it tries to narrate human conversation!

  • @geraldvaughan5103
    @geraldvaughan5103 Před měsícem

    Mine too. Why are us guys sooooooooooooooooooooo long-winded
    They hate getting to the point.

  • @marioflavin2141
    @marioflavin2141 Před měsícem

    Hey badadbing badaboom what a nice story.

  • @kevinmerrigan2730
    @kevinmerrigan2730 Před 13 dny

    The reason it sounds different it is written by someone in a country that does not speak English speak English think about it , why don't u ask the website???

  • @JimPack-jy3rr
    @JimPack-jy3rr Před měsícem

    Gee. I didn't know the Mafia was from Ireland?

  • @johnclassick240
    @johnclassick240 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I can't believe I listened to any of that. I kept hoping for something but gave up halfway through.
    You could sell it to Steven Segal. It sounds like the kind of crap he makes. "The guy who is bothered by tough guys, but they don't know who they are messing with." Unoriginal crap!!!

    • @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14
      @UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Steven Seagal; another phony. That ponytail is a wig, BTW.

    • @johnclassick240
      @johnclassick240 Před 2 měsíci

      @@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14 I didn't know that he wears a wig. That is hilarious 😂. He is such a waste of life.

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 Před měsícem

      Segel is a multi millionaire.
      You can't make the payments on your 72 dodge dart.😅

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 Před měsícem

      ​@@UrbanGardeningWithD.A.Hanks14LMAO. He would turn you into a mashed potato in 15 seconds. 😢

    • @johnclassick240
      @johnclassick240 Před měsícem

      Any idiot who wins the lottery is a millionaire. Big deal. Money doesn't make you a good person or a good actor. Steven Segal is the perfect example. He sucks in life and as a actor!

  • @Martin-ol4uq
    @Martin-ol4uq Před 2 měsíci

    OMG! When's the movie coming out? This must have been written by a 9 year old child or a 12 year old computer. The only things that make this a classic are the choice of Sam Johnson as the name of a Mafia gang leader, and the ultra-intimidating "Haha" as expressed by one of the bad guys early on.

  • @catherinelee3111
    @catherinelee3111 Před 3 měsíci +2

    I believe you don't need to be in the mafia in order to protect the civilians ---just show them that you're a man of honor and that you mean business and you mean what you say , that you stand for justice too . I believe other like-- minded gentlemen would rally around you , like comrade -in -arms , fighting injustice and defending the rights of those weak civilians .

  • @bugstomper4670
    @bugstomper4670 Před měsícem

    Sounds like 'The Seven Deadly Venoms'.

  • @ianstewart6021
    @ianstewart6021 Před 2 měsíci

    I think Johnson should visit some of the commenters here and teach you some manners.

  • @NUMMEHARBEN
    @NUMMEHARBEN Před 2 měsíci +1

    From where did you get those mob names Sil Eter, Ent Gran and Ner Rouge? I can not find them on the Internet and have never heard of them in spite I have been reading a lot about the Mafia.

    • @oldmaninthecave
      @oldmaninthecave Před měsícem

      Those are mafia names from a teenager's wet dream.

  • @rodmckuan7198
    @rodmckuan7198 Před měsícem

    They hadn't a clue YANK

  • @jimschwalbe8618
    @jimschwalbe8618 Před 3 měsíci +12

    Dumbest dialogue I have ever read. Real world encounters are NEVER like this

    • @larrymotuz6600
      @larrymotuz6600 Před 3 měsíci

      Actually, they often are. There's always a little dance with the mafia wannabes at first. What's unlikely is that they are forgiven for whatever transgression they've done, no matter who asks. Broken bits or concrete life preservers are far more usual.

  • @renedebosscher6669
    @renedebosscher6669 Před měsícem +4

    there goes ten minutes of my life completely wasted.

  • @jimgeelan5949
    @jimgeelan5949 Před měsícem

    Amazing what robots can do 😂 but what a load of shit

  • @George-rv3rt
    @George-rv3rt Před 3 měsíci +10

    I’m still listening, but I don’t know why!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @romeoquiambao2535
      @romeoquiambao2535 Před 2 měsíci

      LOL THANKS I SAVE MY TIME AND MOVE ON

    • @ArcoZakus
      @ArcoZakus Před 2 měsíci

      Maybe because you are finding it difficult to believe that it is really as bad as it is?

  • @davetrevino1361
    @davetrevino1361 Před měsícem

    damn that was terrible.

  • @wallaceprice659
    @wallaceprice659 Před měsícem

    First story of a five year old

  • @theseustoo
    @theseustoo Před 2 měsíci

    Not sure which is worse... the writing, or the acting. 🤔

  • @wayneosler834
    @wayneosler834 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Pathetic. Cannot read the script.

  • @DennisRichardH
    @DennisRichardH Před měsícem

    The script is so well-written, ha-ha.
    It seems like it was written in a language with different syntax, then translated into another language, then into another language.
    It sounds so strange and the language is so stilted. Ha-ha.
    Hey writer of this script. Do not quit working in your daytime employment. Ha-ha.
    It is so fascinating, ha-ha.
    Yeah, right. It is really not so very.
    It is really in truth not so well-written.
    I decided I will never forgive the wrier ha-ha.
    I would never pick A fight with a sil eter ha-ha. No matter how long it takes ha-ha.

    • @DennisRichardH
      @DennisRichardH Před měsícem

      Oh I should also say it sounds like it is read by A robot ha-ha.

    • @DennisRichardH
      @DennisRichardH Před měsícem

      By the way ha-ha, I am also. Presixent. I also president of a local mafia. Our local mafia ha-ha is alkied.with all.the mafia ha-ha.
      Wow, this makes a very loud sucking sound ha-ha. I cannot wait to stop playing this video ha-ha.

  • @pvajit1109
    @pvajit1109 Před 3 měsíci +10

    Never involve civilians in disciplining bad mafia that broke rules and code of honour.

    • @TheyStoleMyHandleAgain
      @TheyStoleMyHandleAgain Před měsícem

      Where and how do you think the family makes money? Sex trafficking, gambling (numbers), prostitution, drugs, "protection" and so much more. The story is truthful in one way, and it is probably written to the reading level of the thugs who need to hear it: don't pick on senile old men drinking alone at a bar.

  • @robo08ify
    @robo08ify Před 3 měsíci +15

    Story is ok. Robo-voice ruined it though.

    • @johnnyboy55
      @johnnyboy55 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That’s why I muted the sound after about 10 seconds.
      A 6 minute story crammed into 27 minutes.

    • @irabourstein
      @irabourstein Před 2 měsíci +1

      No, it's not okay. It's total crap. What's wrong with you?

  • @karlcockrum8684
    @karlcockrum8684 Před měsícem

    Sounds like an older bad Chinese movie,

  • @moelongval9216
    @moelongval9216 Před 2 měsíci +3

    This story is insult to even low grade intelligence. Trust me, even I qualify to be insulted.

  • @ernestlobes7369
    @ernestlobes7369 Před 3 měsíci +8

    How can you be respectful in your answer for this rubbish

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 Před 14 dny

    Sam Johnson ? Never heard of him

  • @craigbrown7707
    @craigbrown7707 Před 2 měsíci +4

    They were later found dead in a terrible accident

    • @aimaction7393
      @aimaction7393 Před 2 měsíci

      I THINK YOU KNOW THE MAFIA REALLY DOES NOT
      FORGIVE, AND NEITHER DO I . BUT HOW DOES THE DEATH SHOW UP AS BAD DRIVING, WHEN THEY WERE DEAD BEFORE THE CAR ACCIDENT, AND WHY WERE DEAD
      IDIOTS DRIVING WHILE DEAD ?

  • @2xl830
    @2xl830 Před 2 měsíci

    Well smart ass (me) serves me right.Didn’t listen to the comments here and well that’s 15 min. or so I just wasted of my life.** NEXT **

  • @sparkyman8249
    @sparkyman8249 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I really liked the backgrounds during the story, well done and kudos to you.

  • @ThePearsch
    @ThePearsch Před měsícem

    Reminds me of the movie '2nd Hand Lions.'

    • @Hitsystem
      @Hitsystem Před měsícem

      I’d rate ‘2nd Hand Lions’ as decently entertaining, with octogenarian stars Robert Duvall and Michael Caine pulling impressive fighting moves in a ‘drugstore’ face-off with four disrespectful twenty year olds.The way the world should be!

  • @johnbourke50
    @johnbourke50 Před měsícem +2

    This is bad news ..... DELETE

  • @user-sg5gy5ee8z
    @user-sg5gy5ee8z Před měsícem

    3:19 can't take any more.

  • @mjatlee6306
    @mjatlee6306 Před měsícem

    They wore red hats

  • @beebee7834
    @beebee7834 Před měsícem +1

    Johnson and Brown are hardly Sicilean names. This writer is lucky the real Cosa Nostra don't know him. He doesn't even know that MAFIA is an acronym for Mothers-And-Fathers-Italian_Association, a Little Italy supper club. They have no sense of humor with gangster fakers.

  • @russeljones4692
    @russeljones4692 Před měsícem

    TOTAL bullshit. Here was me, readyn for blood and guts, just a lot of words?

  • @georgerivera9220
    @georgerivera9220 Před měsícem

    See Dick and Jane, see Spot, see spot run...

  • @michaelbailey1352
    @michaelbailey1352 Před 2 měsíci +4

    I grew up as a boy in New Jersey and I'm not going to tell you my affiliation nor am I going to go there but I will tell you that this story is hogwash somebody's imagination is going to muck

  • @davidgrenis638
    @davidgrenis638 Před 2 měsíci +2

    NAME LIKE SAM JOHNSON DOESN'T SOUND VERY SICILIAN SICILIAN NOT EVEN ITALIAN ITALIAN