r/Pettyrevenge My Mom Stole My Car, So I Hid Dead Fish In It!
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- Äas pĆidĂĄn 9. 01. 2021
- r/Pettyrevenge In today's episode, OP's entitled mom decides to steal OP's car, even though OP is the one who made all the payments for it. OP was just a teenager when she first bought the car, so OP's mom was able to trick her by convincing OP to put the car in the mom's name, which enabled her to steal it after OP made the last payment. OP wasn't about to accept this without a fight, so she hid dead fish in the car's upholstery. Enjoy your stinky ride!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
They say revenge is a dish best served cold
Maybe it's a dish best served stinky đŠšđ€ą
Hi
Itâs 7:07 AM and I havenât slept but this is more important than sleep
Hi rslash
Uh oh stinky
This Joke Stinks.
His âOH YEAHâ and ââGOD YES! RIGHT THERE!â sound less like bedroom talk and more like an encouraging dad watching his kid shoot free throws
âHall of Fame worthy skeetâ
he sounds like the kool aid man
Lmao
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@@bubbletea1985 đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ...I laughed so are I died
R Slash's aggressive distant yelling is my favorite fucking thing lmfao
Same!!!
*OH GOD YEAH!*
I didnât see it coming and nearly spat out my tea đđ
Sounds like the Kool-Aid Man
Smae
You can only go one way down EACH aisle, so people arenât actually passing each other. Every aisle is a one-way street.
Theoretically it could be up each side though either up or down will work
Unless you wait for each person already in each aisle to pick up each item, look at the label, look at the price, etc, you will pass them, just all going the same way.
and no one even follows the arrows lol
At my local Publix they tried it for 3 weeks before they stopped lol. No one cares.
Not here, some smaller stores like my local craft store have this in place but the bigger stores like grocery stores don't. Not that it matters were on lockdown till the 31. at least, so unless it's essential its closed.
cleaning up an hour early, is sometimes necessary. The boss probably wanted OP of the pizza place to be out of there at a certain time, and if OP is cleaning up an hour early there is probably something that takes a while to clean
Honestly the pizza part probably soft closes at 7. I worked in a seafood department and technically was open while I was there but I would be cleaning the last hour so little orders done.
Esp if you're alone, I've been in this position. We start closing at 7 to be finished and gone by 8. The ovens get shut off so they can be cooled down before cleaning, takes time
It was a grocery store, Karen could have gotten gluten free frozen pizzas.
Sounds more like a cheap boss who doesn't want to pay for the extra hour of labor so they can clean up when they are supposed to. I.e. after the store closes from 8pm to 9pm when the supermarket is still open. Sounds like bad business and false advert. If you stop serving at 7. Advert that you close at 7 so I don't get in my car and drive all the way there for food I can't buy.
Idk if it's a german thing, but restaurants often add to closing times something along the lines of:
kitchen closes at xxpm
To answer your question: the arrows only point in one direction & each isle is only one way. đ
The illusion of safety. If people would just wear the damn masks it wouldn't be nearly so dangerous
Yep. In the supermarkets in our town it's one way down one isle, then one way in the opposite direction in the direction. So you're basically zigzagging through the stores.
i wish we had a delivery service for groceries here... i never am at ease in the store. where i can, i order online and let it get delivered
That's what they did in the UK supermarkets during our first lockdown back in March last year, but they kinda dropped it when things were quieting down and they were allowing more people into the building at once (not that everyone followed said arrows to begin with)...but the woman in that story sounded like she was just being a bitch for the hell of it.
@@charlottesamyn3138 instacart. Its a separate app but itâll do the job for you. Idk if its in your region though, US here.
rSlash: *goes to the other end of the house to record his shouting lines*
Yugo: ...dafuq?
I'm wondering if he has neighbours, and if so, if they heard him, that must have been... something lol
*N O U*
He sounds like the smash announcer from ultimate
@@0Onyx13 in
we need more puppy bloopers
I really sympathize with the pizza employee. I used to work in the seafood department at Whole Foods and I canât express the amount of inner rage Iâd feel when people would come in within the last hour and ask for whole fishes (ie meaning youâd have to gut them, fillet them, debone them, etc.) and it makes a huuuge mess that takes forever to cleanup from.
I completely agree with you. Worked as the closer in the seafood at a Safeway. If a request wasn't too bad I would do it, like cut a piece of fish or what not. Thats just a knife, glove and counter clean up, but if it were like slicing meat, or anything that took a lot of effort I would be like no. I disagree with Rslash on the getting a pizza after 7, it takes time to clean all that stuff as well as put it back together and such.
â@@mindlessmeat4055I disagree completely. If a store says their fish/pizza station is open until 8, they should serve customers until 8. They should either schedule shifts to pay employees for the extra hour to clean up afterwards, or they chould change the sign to say it closes at 7.
It's not the customer's fault that the store tells them they can get a pizza until 8, and then when the customer spends the gas to drive across town suddenly changes the story to telling them they can't get a pizza after 7.
â@Momento Mori I agree that the store needs yo change something, but it's not the employees' fault. Unfortunately, they're put in a lose/lose situation.
Either they get yelled at by customers because the store times are deceiving, or they get in trouble for unapproved overtime to stay and clean or not cleaning up properly to leave at their scheduled time.
9:10 - OP never said the pizza department was open till 8 though. He said 8 'at the latest'. If he's off at 8 that means he has to close down earlier. OP doesn't get 1/5 buttholes. Whoever scheduled the shifts does.
Every time he goes to the other side of the room to yell it gives me life. The freebird one will always be the best though!
Or when he yelled 'HIIIII THEEEREE WELCOME TO U.S BANK!!'
"What about that guy who yelled free bird?" "NO THAT GUY SUCKS!!!" is probably my favorite line đ€Ł
My favourite is "HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF SPAIN"
@@blue_lux I'm between that one and, "LIKE FUCKING VACCINES!"
The hi there welcome to us bank is the best hahaha
3:45 can we appreciate how R/slash is just way away from the mic but just yelling across his house?
Rslash: Censors "crap"
CZcams: m o n e y n ' t
That was very cash moneyânt of you
Moneyn't is my new favorite word.
About the arrows: Iâm pretty sure the arrows only go in one way, so everyone should be going in the same direction. You enter the aisle on one side and exit the other.
Yep. One aisle goes one way, the next aisle goes the other way.
Yeah, so that people arent breathing at eachother
yeah so you go along like a one-way road
^this, it's supposed to help with social distancing
Love how almost everyone in the comments are talking about the arrows. đ€Łđ€Ł
"Rather *large* woman."
"Compact car."
*Quick arrow edit: One way system arrows, mate. People aren't supposed to cross.*
Anyone else thinking of that Hotel Transylvania scene where Blobby crams into the car?
My middle school counselor was a very large woman who drove one of those tiny two seat smart cars.
@@rayvenheath363 I've noticed here in Virginia all these HUGE women driving smart cars, mini coopers, or the occasional VW Bug with those stupid giant eyelashes on the headlights..but the super petite women are driving HUGE mini vans or jacked up trucks that they damn near have to get a running start to get into... It is sooo confusing...
When I was a kid I once watched as the fire department had to cut a really fat guy out of this tiny sports car. It was hysterical.
OH YEAH!!!!
Didnât know Rslash was the Kool-aid man
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Lol made that connection too.
What's a cool aid man?
Adam Eason ... please tell me youâre joking
@@catherinelin8548 no I live in the UK I have no idea
In regards to the pizza dude, that's the fault of management for only timetabling the employees until when the pizza place shuts
The 2 daughters that had their "mom" sell their cars should have gone to small claims court. Cause even though she was the Co-Signer they would be in the right as they paid ALL the money to get it.
Yup. The "mom" didn't sign the car under her name alone- it was co-signed. With the records and bank statements, they would have everything they needed to sue. By the way, depending on how expensive the cars were and which jurisdiction this happened in, it could wind up in Big Boy Court.
You can only go one way down an aisle. The lanes don't pass each other. This way we should be able to honor the six feet rule.
one way, and 6 feet. Plenty of people have difficulty knowing what either of those mean.
@OctagonalSM64 Yeah, but it's almost always their fault. Not being able to eye-ball six feet (2 yards, 2 meters, 72 inches, 200 centimeters, etc.) is marginally understandable, though it's incredibly easy to err on the side of caution and keep a couple of cart lengths between yourself and the next person. However, not understanding what one-way means is totally inexcusable unless the person in question is under four or mentally challenged. In the stores I've seen with the arrows (none locally since last summer), the arrows are pretty large AND there are signs at the end of each aisle indicating the right direction. If someone is capable of getting themselves to the grocery store, they're capable of understanding what a one-way arrow and 'do not enter' sign mean.
bingo. not every store is doing it or even was to begin with but some still have them in 2021. If you are supposed to be 6ft away from everyone but people are going both directions all the time its impossible. So one way traffic allows you to essentially make each isle a line
All of the aisles are one way that way you donât have to pass each other.
Exactly I went to Publix one day and yes they do have one way isles it's a pain but I understand.
what the need are one way shutters at the end of the isles because people ignore the arrows more then half the time.
@@jakstrieder true you have to enforce it not just a suggestion
*Aisles
Except when you're in germany - where seemingly nothing has changed at all. Sometimes the staff even doesn't wear masks at all, standig in the aisle and chatting. They even block the isle with boxes and the people pass and reach for things just as if nothing is going on. Those are normally the people complaining about the lockdown as well. I get so angry, when buying groceries these days. If anybody asks, why this pandemic takes so long: this is why. Everybody is responsible for it.
That last story was hilarious. đđđđđ "Do your worst" I haven't heard that since the 20th century. đđđđ
When he read the girl repeating what the couple were saying I literally died laughing
RIP Worldline Zero
nice username. personally I prefer the lament but I can respect worldline zero
Karen: *steals OP's car*
OP: something smells... Fishy...
That smell... that smelly smell... the smells like... ANCHOVIES
The grocery store question: they put arrows in aisle so that way each aisle goes one direction. Think of one way streets. Controls the traffic and stops people bunching up in both directions around popular items, like bread, milk, TP, etc.
Like how his neighbor said "shut up or he would be next" what a madlad
Hmmmm in what way?
I would've replied loudly: "Oh, you promise?! She better not be faking, big boy!"
Uhhhh my dude, he was threatening to assault and rape OP. Thatâs not rizz, thatâs a violent crime.
Imagine being this dude's husband and hear from the down the hall:
*OH YEAH!*
*GOD, YES...RIGHT THERE!*
His wife would be like đ€šđ€š
Basically the aisles each have an assigned direction, so people arenât squeezing past each other when trying to go different directions.
Yeah, and if you want something from the middle of an aisle that's in the opposite direction you go alllll the way down the other aisle, and up that one. I, personally, was doing this before covid times to avoid ppl, so it's no big to me. But it does make me irrationally angry when people disrespect our arrow overlords.
Thank you thank you thank you for spelling "aisle" correctly. You don't know the pain I've been through reading these.
Last story: Never use someone else's phone number without their permission, she deserved it
? I can see the point of using a fake number for credit cards to dodge collections, but a day spa? I don't approve of it but wtf?
@@NotAFanOfHandles my number shut down (it was prepaid ) because I didn't do reregistration in 2016. It was shut down and 2-3 years after it was assigned to another person. Other than my stupid husband i don't think anyone else called them. I have 4 sim cards and 3 phones right now but my husband *had* to call that number which I haven't use since 2016 or even recall the number. He deleted that number after he got a huge scolding.
Yeah. I work as a cook in a nice restaurant, and I always start closing at least an hour before we close. But even though Iâm closing, I always serve guests up until our doors are closed. I fully understand the frustration, itâs always annoying to make complicated dishes 10 minutes before weâre closed, but you gotta be open the whole time
The pizza guy wasn't asking for you to judge him, he also said that he would have done it if she was polite. That was kinda uncalled for
exactly
"You turned her down digitally? You should've done it in person..." says the guy who doesn't go to grocery stores
LoL
19:17 last time i checked this is petty revenge, not aita. second he explained that he needs to clean an hour early, for jo reasons. like his literal job, he needs to clean early
Ok then they either need to schedule their employees for an hour after close or close an hour earlier. Currently they are lying about their business hours. If you can no longer perform the duties you are meant to perform while open, then you aren't open. So yeah I'd be pissed to if I got to a place 45 minutes before close and they told me they couldn't serve me because they are already closing. I wouldn't be rude to the employee because it's not their fault, but I certainly wouldn't return.
@@dramamole Yeah but from what I understand, the pizza place is one part of a larger store. So the store is open until 8pm, but not the pizza part of the store.
Disappointed rslash didnt scream "oh yeah" like the kool-aid man
What's a cool aid man?
I don't live in America
@@Mr_Blue7594 he's a mascot for a beverage product, also known as kool-aid.
Imagine your wife walk in and hears "OH GOD, RIGHT THERE"
She will then say hee hee and then Moon walk right out of the room
@@God-of-canine ur weird
@@God-of-canine tf
@@mrvn1391 The good ol Michael Jackson yeah No thanks. Treatment
@@God-of-canine moonwalk. not moon walk.
That pizza one sounds like bad business or poor staffing...should stop taking orders at 7:45pm at the latest
Itâs bad business because when I worked for a deli they had me start cleaning about 45 mins before closing and expected me to be clocked out when I was scheduled because they didnât like paying me overtime. There were hundreds of customers that I had to Deny service too because I couldnât stay past my shift without getting in trouble.
@@Stevengarcia6 dang that sucks especially cuz serving in a restaurant is basically slaverly at this point...why we cant pay servers a fair wage and cut the tip bs ill never know...other countries do it...cant be too hard to have equal pay and not be a selfish restruant owner....sorry you had to deal with all that stress...ever serve Sanata Claus đđđđđđđ jk jk sorry you wrote deny my brain said Dennys
You've never worked in a kitchen, have you? Takes more than 15 minutes to clean an entire kitchen, especially with dishes.
@@Dogman415 I actually have worked in the kitchen before so I know it takes that long to clean but when I have 3 full lists that the manager wants us to do every night it tends to take longer
@@Dogman415 never said it would only take 15mins...but if I worked at a place id expect to be there after closing cleaning up...hence bad business, not letting them stay late so they can serve till closing and then clean after....
Or if they had more staff you have a slow shut down while some are cleaning and others make the final orders, and more people makes for a faster clean....
Again this would probably also mean staying after close...which I figured most restaurants or food places did...but apparently not đ€Šđœ
the karaoke machine with the noisy sex neighbors is the best thing I've ever heard
I would SOOOO do that
Hearing rSlash yelling at his mic from across the room gives me so much life-
Today in "stuff rslash doesnt know" - how to pronounce the name of the chick who was Jackie in that 70s show and Meg from Family Guy... and what deadpan means.
he pronounced segal differently than iâve ever heard, as well
You couldâve said Mila kunis .. and he said it fine ?
@@TheeJadaLove I coulda said mila Kunis but it was clear he doesnt know who that is to say her name wrong . Since the late 90s people know its mee-lah.
@@JOBdOut sheâs not just a 90s actress ? Everyone knows who mila kunis is stop acting like the 90s kids are some elite group. Sheâs literally been in like 40 movies and even more tv shows . Thatâs disrespectful to her whole career if you just base her off of a show that aired in 1998 .
@@TheeJadaLove Okay captain-projection there
Christ - I also said Meg from Family Guy - I've said SINCE the 90's you jackoff not exclusively to the 90s. It conveys that she's been around for DECADES and her name is WELL KNOWN - yet here we are, with rslash not knowing how to say her name.
I'd like to know what went through his wife's head when he started yelling those phrases out at around 3:39
Ok that last one made me laugh. Potato, Vaseline, and a power drill. I can only imagine the looks she got when she finally showed up. đđđđ
Arrows in stores...
Anti-Maskers: "Hey, quit being a sheep!"
Me: "I'd rather be a living sheep than a dead duck."
Simple math is easy but if it isn't, just Google a math calculator to figure 406k from 24.5 million. It's not that hard to see why healthy people don't perceive it as a threat.
@@charleneblack2792 this, simple math!
It's literally just the flu bro all along. Interesting how all the actual flu cases have actually disappeared, did we cure it or something?!!!!!1
@@charleneblack2792 NO Mask No Respect!
@@oldmanfromoc7684 there are deaf and hard of hearing people who depend on lip reading. How do you think this ongoing situation has been for them? Try being recognized for reaching a milestone anniversary at work and not being able to understand one damn word the CEO is saying.
You... you really don't get where the term sheep comes from, do you?
The pizza one sounds to me like, the pizza place should be totally open till 8 and then clean down till 9 and finish then. But obviously I don't know your hours.
But the extra hour is payed, right?
sadly, some departments in grocery stores don't get that extra clean up time. And if they do, the workers have to fight tooth and nail to get it.
@@SakuraofLyoko yeah I understand that just strange that the shop shuts at 9 but the pizza at 8 with an hours clean would seem right but like I said I don't know their hours what do they do from 8 onwards is that end of their shift or do they do something else till 9?.
@@mattiedoa4070 they said their shift was over at 8, and most stores don't give overtime for OP to be able to close. So in their situation, they had to have everything cleaned and finished by 8.
@@gabriellahalaby3312 sorry I missed that typical bosses making life hard for workers.
What is it with entitled parents stealing people's stuff? Jeez
Agreed. But that second daughter had plenty of warning and still fell for it.
Hereâs the thing, mom would lose both cases in court.
@@robertaylor9218 Please explain.
@@taylorlibby7642 I seem to remember court cases where proceeds from the sale of, or rights to a vehicle are awarded based on proportion of payment. If mom made not a single payment, she would be in hot water in front of a judge, especially for so clearly acting in bad faith.
@@robertaylor9218 To my understanding the problem is the title. In the 1st story OP made a tactical error by allowing the car to be titled in their parents names, I'm guessing to try and save money on insurance, and that came back to bite them. From what I can see it was actually 100% legal (if incredibly scummy) for him to claim it as a marital asset. OP may actually be liable for her vandalism in this case, as messed up as that sounds. In the 2nd I'm not sure how the mother was able to sell the car unless her name is the same as her daughter's even if she did intercept the pink slip. Co-signers names don't go on the title, or aren't supposed to legally, so I kinda feel like that OP left a couple of details out maybe.
One of my most favorite things to watch when I'm doing homework. I got work done and I get to listen to all those amazing stories. Thank you so much for doing what you doâ€
Just found this channel and this guy has a true talent. Makes reddit THAT much more interesting. This is gold. I love the different voices and the chuckles he does every now and then. Haha..Awesome channel dude. Keep it up.
Rslash going out of his way to record the passionate encounter is amusing i really can't stop laughing at the oh yeah OH YEEAAHHHH LOL.
The arrow rule general makes each aisle unidirectional and they alternate. It's made that way so that all customers face one direction, never facing each other (except when karens are present)
They appeared at our Walmart when Covid started getting bad and literally nobody follows them.
I heard R/ yelling in the distance and I dropped what I was doing to read the comments XD.
I died laughing đđ€Ł
As someone who works in pizza, we generally do some "pre closing" stuff. Bring back most of the dishes to be washed, keep one or two pizza peels out so we can throw a few in the oven, clean all but one oven, etc. So we don't do the last bit until a few minutes until close or until after we close. We close at 10 and im generally out at 10:15 at the latest.
The arrows are for indicating a one way of passing the isles so people don't cross each other like that Karen did
Basically this. All though, it isn't as if we're told to go single file, we still go around other people, so it's a measure with about 25% success.
@@mistertitus6814 at least here in Puerto Rico it has helped supermarket flow get... Better? Nobody bumps each other
@@orlianisdmunoz Yeah, I've noticed that too
Who is u/[DELETED] and why is he everywhere?
He's asking the real questions
ItS THe PEoPlE thAt DelETed TheIR AcCoUNts
@@darkvpr3211 lol
Iâve been trying to figure that out for years.
He's the Justin Young of Reddit
It doesnt really help,its just there way of saying "wE dId ArE bEsT"
The "shout from across the room" thing will never get old.
Yoo Rslash, could we get a Nuclear Revenge anytime soon? đđ
Yes pls
I second this
I third it
Or treelaw. Which could also be nuclear revenge
@@brysonkuhn3290 I don't think I've ever seen a treelaw video lol
For the pizza guy, remember that his shift ends at 8pm. So even though the store closes at a certain time, his shift ends earlier and I bet OP's manager would reprimand him for "racking up overtime".
45min before closing is still a lot
@@Ikajo As someone who has been working in a restaurant I can only say that the time is completely justified because it really takes a long time to clean everything up especially when you have to do it on your own
No because cleaning does take time especially if you have to redo things
@@hannaprechtl8715 then why the hell say you close at a certain time if you refuse to work starting from 45 min before the actual time you close.
Just don't say you stay open when you are not accepting customers and pay employees regular hours with the shop closed.
If you say you are OPEN until that time I want to be served until that time.
It seems like something that management should be on the hook for. Op shouldn't have to work extra or get in trouble for overtime. if the sign says your open that means your open not closing. Man your people accordingly.
Okay, for the car story, how did the ex husband get ANYTHING when his cheating caused the divorce?
OP did admit that the car drives poorly, so her Mom probably thought it wasn't worth keeping under her name.
Now that you mentioned it though, what are the chances that the parent made this decision knowing full well that her daughter's vindictive enough to sabotage it first?
1 No fault divorce. 2 I am not positive that misdeeds by either party are considered in the division of marital assets. He may have been a cheating asshole but both of them were thieving assholes.
That karaoke story was hilarious!đ€Łđ
The pizza one, honestly I wouldnât even give butthole points because it isnât OPâs fault that they arenât scheduled past 8pm. Managers are crappy with overtime.
Agreed.
0/5 a$$holes from me. Cleaning down a food handling department is a labourious job and takes ages to do right. Plus many retail workers get screwed out of their pay if they go overtime 'without permission'. Meaning if he had done it, then cleaned down the department afterward going over his shift time, he would have been doing so for free.
But OP was closing 45 minutes before his department was meant to close. Idk how long it takes for him to clean up but 45 minutes feels a little excessive.
What RSlash said, if the department closes at 8 and it's 7:15 and the employee is refusing to service you because he's "closed" nearly an hour early, it's kinda justified to feel annoyed.
Yeah but it wasnât past 8 Iâm pretty sure
@@LoonyHalfBlood properly cleaning and sanitizing every surface and tool (+ checking on the prepared stuff for next day) depending on the size of the establishment can take way more than 45 mins.
@@csilla3085 Especially if youâre working all alone.
I don't understand how parents could do that to their kid **flashbacks to every time my parents have threatened to sell my stuff (all of them were gifts)** NEVERMIND i TOTALLY believe that.
(I was gaming when i should have been asleep)
Thatâs pretty messed up XD
My mom and step-dad both offered to co-sign for me for my first car purchase, if I someone couldn't take the loan alone. But, I could, so I didn't need a co-sign. I know full well they wouldn't even think of stealing my car. To think that there's parents out there who would steal from their own children baffles me. I got no words.
To me, the Mom sounded like a Karen since she felt "entitled" to steal the cars. The kids won't forget this and Mom will regret it in the long run. What will she do when the kids never call or send pictures? She'll be by herself then.
@@Harry-zz2oh Probably playing victim when later in life, her own children won't help her through her old years. Its really sad.
I make it my personal mission to passively impede the progress of anyone going the wrong way down the grocery store's aisles.
Oh My FUCKING GOD!!! I had my speaker on full volume. All I heard upstairs was "OH YEAH" & "GOD YES!" đ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
For the arrow question: Every other aile in the store is like --> while the other ones in-between are
I don't want to sound rude but "aile" I think is spelled "isle".
I'll delete my comment if you want.
Typically, I only ignore them if I'm grabbing something at the end of the aisle too, or if no one else is there. Because I be tired after a long day of work. I do most my shopping at 8-9pm and not many people there.
But it is there to keep people going in one direction to make staying a part easier.
@@uselessturtlepie4030 The word you are looking for my friend is "aisle" lol "isle" is an island
"OH YEAH! PUT IT RIGHT THERE!"
14 year old me got my first smart phone and after about a year I started getting calls and text messages from people trying to find a âScottâ with the first person ever being a guy Scott met on grinder, it went on for over a year and I got wedding invitations to gay guys hitting on me lmao
_"She had an unfortunate accident last week involving a potato, Vaseline, & a power drill."_
LMAO *XD*
when you were saying 'arrows' I thought you were saying 'Aero', like, the chocolate
I was so confused
The arrows in grocery stores (well any stores really) are set up in a one-way system. You can only go one way in an isle, and then the next isle is the other direction. Idk if that's a good explanation but ye
Itâs not good itâs great
Yeah this about sums up the idea behind the arrows in stores. In execution doesnt work so well cause well, the lady in that story is exactly what happens.
I went a little... Overboard with my explanation. However, I know that most stores had gotten rid of the arrow system because of this reason. That people just ignored it.
So, like parking lots. :D
@@slaanynionysus7420 more or less lol
We just put a speaker to walls and blasted "Can you feel the love tonight" from lion king each time our neighbour would go at it with his girlfriend.
Tbh the unspoken norm in every shopping place I've been is to just move carts like you would a car. Keep to the side of the aisle you'd be on if you were a vehicle on a road. Everything runs smoothly that way.
God I wish they kept describing what they were saying in bed because when you yelled it back I couldnât stop laughing!! Hahahahahah
So every aisle has a direction and they alternate going down the aisles. You're supposed to only walk in the direction that aisle labels in order to minimize proximity to other people, but most people just ignore them.
Its called a zig-zag, a pro gamer move when trying not to get corona or to dodge bullets
I worked at target for 2 years. I was in most of the departments. I ended my job in the Pizza Hut. I typically never closed but if my closing team member called off (which was CONSTANTLY) I was always closing by 4 so I could leave by 5... people always got so mad. But in order for me to be off on time we HAVE TO CLOSE AN HOUR EARLY! Target team members donât get overtime which meant I would have to leave another day early which sucked because being the only opening member and unreliable team members... I would actually get yelled at. So OP doesnât get 1/5! Lol OP gets 0/5 in my book
I just discovered this channel at the start of the week and Iâve been binge listening pretty much all day since. Absolutely quality entertainment. I love the stories because I can relate to a lot of the choosingbeggers ones. I worked in retail for a long time and I know just exactly how entitled customers can get. Thing is, I always won against them. My motto was customers are never right and they have no rights when theyâre dealing with me đđ
I normally try to avoid being a mad person, but that comment about the mom that sold her 2 children's cars made me want to burn her house down or something. What a horrible parent.
its more like each isle has its own direction so if you want to go through a specific isle you have to go up another isle to get to that one
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Mrs. Rslash: "what the fuck is he reading now?"
The pizza one reads as thus: Woman comes in AFTER 8pm when he starts closing down as he leaves at 9pm like everyone else. She came in during that last hour for the whole store to close down, not 7:15pm.
Ok I thought that's what it was, so r/slash missed that then.
@@zerobolt9506 he did, but mistakes happen.
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I got stuck in a situation a bit similar to what happened in that car story. I've been driving a 2012 Camry for a full year and it was in my stepmom's name. I was making payments on it, and I had an agreement with my parents to buy the car from them after a few years. My parents also had a Highlander they were leasing in my dad's name. Then my stepmom abruptly left one day and filed for divorce (there was a buildup to this but it was a bit of a surprise) and left, taking the HIGHLANDER, even though she was not a legal parent of me or my brother and therefore did not have custody over us and didn't need a family-sized vehicle, which wasn't even in her name.
I continued driving the Camry, and my dad kept trying to get her to trade vehicles, which she ignored the requests along with his requests to settle without lawyers. After a few months, the Highlander's lease agreement was coming to an end, and my dad asked her to turn it in. She replied that she found a dealer she could sell the lease to for more than what was remaining and actually make some money off of it. At first, my dad considered this but realized that because the money would be a profit, it would be split between them (even though my dad was making payments on the Highlander) and because she wasn't settling and also wanted my dad to pay her lawyer fees, he would end up paying even more while she makes a quick buck. My dad said no and she replied that suddenly she had the urge to switch cars. I was never reimbursed for the money I paid for the Camry, but it wasn't an utter waste because I used it a lot when I did have it.
The part that makes me really happy though is how my dad returned the Highlander. If my dad wanted to return it like usual, he would have to pay a fee because of a large scratch on the door that was caused by a falling dog cage. My dad didn't want to pay the fee, but he also didn't want to make a profit. So he took my stepmom's suggestion and took it to a dealer to "sell" the lease. The dealer gave him an offer, and my dad negotiated DOWN. He sold it for the amount that was remaining on the lease. Because the sale canceled out with the lease, my dad didn't have to spend a single dime on that scratch, and he didn't make a single penny of profit. Which means no extra money for my stepmom who started the whole mess :)
I can just see in front of me how rSlash is standing at the other end of the room from his desk, yelling "GOD...YES, RIGHT THERE!!" and his wife being like "wtf?"
Pizza guy: you clean up after hours. Sorry, thatâs on you and the person that make the schedule.
When I worked at a deli pizza shop I got written up for working after closing because of time to clean and sanitized everything. I also gotten written up for not finished everything on a list because of the prior. I switched to another department. They eventually closed the pizza section and the department closed an hour earlier because no one could finish by 9 by themselves. There used to be 3 people cleaning the department but the chain thought 1 person could do it and do the sells. Even the manager couldn't do it all by 9 by himself. He got written up for it too. I quit from burnout 2 years ago.
Every thought that the pizza Karen was a key worker and didn't finish till late and all she wants is a pizza !?
If the shop is anything like the one I live near you can phone up and preorder your pizzas to pick them up.
@@alicedickinson5356 and if its not like the 1 near u? Or the Karen didn't know this!!!
@@scrapper1988 Well then it sucks for her. I'm sorry but key worker or not op can't risk their job for a woman who continuously comes in and makes ridiculous orders regarding large sums of toppings at the end of the day. If she is a key worker then she really should be planning her meals better, she should be making food when she's free so she can eat it when she gets home. Just because she might be a key worker it doesn't mean that op has to bend to her every will. If the store op works at were smarter then this, this wouldn't have happened. If this store gave a damn about key workers they would be doing what many stores in the UK are doing and giving key workers their own time in a store without other customers. For example, opening an hour earlier for them or closing an hour later.
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The arrows went into grocery stores real early in the pandemic in my area. I think the idea is to help keep the aisles from getting too crowded.
The pizza story sounds like that actually close at 7 and have til 8 to break down and clean or they actually close at 8 but don't get paid after 8 to break down and clean. I have worked at both types of places the ones that don't pay you past your shift to break down and clean for late patrons is far worse than getting a few minutes of OT to clean up for late customers. Its a way for the employer to save a few hours.
I bet that at one point the reason the pizza place closed at 8 was because it took an hour to clean up and by the time they were cleaned up they could all lock up at 9pm and everyone be done. But then like a game of middle management telephone, the situation turns into what you described.
Same here. I've worked pizzas and pastas before at a place. They always made me stop making pizzas and start cleaning up about 1 hour before my shift ended - it made sense though, considering the fact that it takes a lot of time to break down, clean, sanitize, compost, and everything in between. Most people thankfully understood, but some people were kind of dickheads about it. Might seem assholeish to the customer, but from the perspective of the employee it is such a hassle when there are about 20 minutes left in the shift and someone comes asking for a pizza. Now we have to wait even longer to finish, and most likely the extra time might bleed over into the time after we're supposed to clock out - which sadly, did not get counted into our hours. Sorry, but not working 20 extra min to make you a pizza if you're gonna be rude to me, especially since that's 20 minutes I'm not getting any pay for.
A potato, Vaseline, and the power drill, priceless
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@@youtubeyoutube5470 Have a bad day then.
Thanks. 'Preciate it.
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I think the arrows are meant so customers will follow 1 path only instead of passing by each other. So they will walk straight ahead, pass through each Isle in the store until they reach the cash register.
That's what I'm imagining anyway.
It's called marketing lol nothing like capitalizing on the situation
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł3:47 I love how he does the example. Thatâs an A+
Omg I used delivery for 75% of my groceries the 1st time last week and when they brought the super heavy big boxes we thought it was small earthquake when the box hit the deck. Hubby was glad he wasn't having to get it himself lol
The aisles are marked so that it's like driving on one way streets.
Hey, where's rSlash from 20 feet away?
rSlash from 20 feet away: 3:48
when they say âthe pizza place is open until 8â, that doesnât mean theyâre making pizzas to order until 8
that means that the place is empty at 8
thereâs a ton of cleaning
Ahh, the arrows. Each aisle in the store has a specific direction you are supposed to walk in. Kinda like a one-way road. Usually, alternating directions for each aisle causing everyone to meander like a snake. The arrows are usually marked on the floor. This was implemented to keep people passing each other in the same aisle to a minimum.
Well, Rslash, every aisle is one way street. Also, I had arrows in my school as well, which was not mildly but extremely infuriating. I'm glad I have online school.
4:00 I'm next? hell yeah!
Retail worker here. The arrows signal one way only aisles. It's to help social distancing so people aren't always bumping into one another and passing by dozens/hundreds of people in close contact to get their groceries.
Of course, I've seen maybe 6 people actually follow the arrows since my store implemented them.. I really think most people went the opposite directions in protest.
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To answer your questions, mister slash, there are green arrows points down the isle if your going the right way. Its pretty much a big sticker on the floor and every much noticable. If your going the wrong way, sometimes there will either be a sign saying your going the wrong way, or a red sticker on the ground saying your going the wrong way. I hope this is somewhat helpful! Big fan of yours by the way, love your content and watch you daily!