Blood of My Blood | Game of Thrones Pisstake (Season 6 Episode 6)
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slowly convincing myself that there's a tim minchin clip for any situation
0:00 !! VIDEO START !!
0:22 bran is saved by a ~mystery man~
4:38 Bran's visions make no sense
7:05 Benjen = Benjen (tinfoil)
10:18 Sure hope my dad still doesn't want me dead!
17:31 Freeform beat poem about King's Landing but it doesn't rhyme and there's no rhythm
26:11 2 Bloody 2 Hand
30:30 twin town
32:03 oh THAT'S why it's called The Dragon Show
34:57 conclusion-type section
36:09 !! VIDEO END !! - Zábava
I love how in Bran's vision, Jaime is a 40yo teenager and the throne room has King Joffrey's makeover. D&D managed to get King Aerys a time traveller jetpack
They couldn't even be fucked to put a longer wig on Nikolaj to try and resemble the haircut he had in Season 1, and also presumably back when he killed Aerys.
Honestly we don't even see his face in the flashback anyway so why not just get some young blond extra with a similar face profile and slap him in Kingsguard armor? I think the audience would put two and two together on this one.
@@Wolf6119 they really were a bunch lazy bastards and not worth to do the show
@@Wolf6119 "Hmm I wonder who this blond teen stabbing an unhinged, dare I say mad, king could be. No one I know"
I can never get over how Jaime has been a grown ass man ever since he was 16 while Ned transformed from a fresh faced 20 year old at the Tower of Joy directly into Sean Bean
@@alessandragonzales8190 He must have been to the many faced god
Shame Bran's visions only showed him Game of Thrones clips. I can see why he lost his soul afterwards.
Dude watched season 8 and it broke him mentally.
I’m sure most of us lost our souls after seeing how this show ended
That was like a dad joke that was actually good… thanks Erick
fancy seeing you here erick! miss your videos
@@aegonthedragon7303 he was already broken he makes me sick
I literally forgot jaime even was banished from the kingsguard, that's how little impact it made to me
that's why he has a different armor lol
He was?
@@jacobadam6804 by Tommen after Jaime, Cersei and the Tyrells attempted a coup
I also never knew. I don't even think I forgot. I just, straight up, never knew. I think it was the fantastic writing that caused it. My brain can only hold a limited amount of perfect show writing.
@@markcoughlan6863 Jaime was in front of Tommen and he let his armor fall on the floor, remember?
The only good thing about those visions is the guy who played Aerys had one line and he fucking nailed it
Aerys was ridculously well cast for such a tiny role.
@@Hunterfalke other than his perfect one liner,his appearance is exactly what i had in my mind when i think of him
@@niranjanrajesh1058 fr, he feels a lot more realistic than the usual depictions in art we get. I could easily imagine Aerys as a young, eccentric and handsome prince that gradually went batshit over the course of decades.
''Burn The Mall!'' - Aerys 'The Mad King' Targaryen
Looks like Bill Murray
"You're Benjen Stark" is such a loaded, meaning-dense line that I'm mad I heard it now and not in 2016.
the story they could have told with that interaction is wonderful but they chose to make it shit
Kid named Benjen Stark:
@@tamerlane9889braim rot
Its worse than you think with Sam and Randal. He could have alowed Sam to follow his intrests as a Maester. Maesters vows relinquish familly and inheritance. Thus clearing the path for Randal's preferred son to inherit. He could have achieved his goals whilst making Sam happy and keeping the wife sweet. Sam would have been close and able to mantain family relationships during his studies but no threat to his brother Dickon or Randal's legacy. He would have then served in a useful well respected capacity making use of his talents but avoiding demonstrating his perceived shortcomings. No honour or face would have been lost. He sent Sam to the wall out of shear spite.
and Sam can't even say, "look, we were massacred at the Fist of the First Men by Effen Whitewallkers, attacked by Wildlings at Castle Black were I killed a Thenn, so stfu pop, you have no idea, etc." lack of exposition I'd say
Almost made it ey?
You may now shear the sheep, while we watch you and mock you out of sheer spite.
Its been a while since reading the books but I believe Randal thought being a Maester was too low of a role for a Tarley. Being a brother of the nights watch would move him out of the way in the line of succession and give him a chance to make some of himself in a traditionally masculine way (or die and be out of the way completely).
@@jeffreymiller8555 yes thats right. However I think that was Randall's personal prejudice about needing to be a warrior to have any worth. I don't think it was an indication of social norms. Maester Aemon being the most obvious example of a very highborn Maester.
Randyll hates Sam because he is a fat, coward, and not a warrior type. Allowing Sam to become a maester means Randyll accepted something he despise so much.
Randall was one dimensional af and they still destroyed his character. That's seriously impressive ineptitude.
He defeated Bobby B himself
(In Bobbies Rebellion)
@@howyadoinmate1868 lies. It was obviously my boy Mace that did that
@@jaimelannister1797 the only thing he did was stuffing his mouth with good food at Storm’s End and fled as soon Ned came
@@howyadoinmate1868 ”A lie, take it out.”
fucking targaryen loyalist lmao
I remember always being so confused that after Sam steals Heartsbane no one gives a shit about it. Like Valyrian steel swords are like super valuable and rare to the point where even Tywin Lannister tried to buy one from different houses for an ass load of gold but no one sold it to him. So the fact that Randalls ancestral Valyrian sword is stolen by his son who he hates and he doesn't even care is just so bizarre. Like i'd assume he would be furious and send his men to kill Sam and retrieve the sword but i guess he forgot or something.
He kinda forgot like Dany with the Iron Fleet.
That damn amnesia water has flowed all over the continent
"it was the only time he ever saw his son have any balls at all."-d&d
he forgor 💀
sam obviously replaced it with a perfect replica that is so good that no one notices, it'S just not shown or where he got it from, but hey establishing things is for idiots ;)
Pretty sure what ties all the images together is “Have you seen Game of Thrones????”
"For those who missed the first five seasons ..."
"previously on the dragon show"
God this episode is like a character mass murder. No one is spared. Everything in King's Landing is egregious.
Almost the entirety of season 6 king's landing is egregious. And it was boring. Made worse when it all turned out to be pointless as there's a surprise plot twist out of nowhere in the last episode that literally blows all the intregue to smithereens.
They had some of the best actors in the whole fucking show and tons of possibilities for the KL plot and… they screwed it up and then blew it up :/
@@sihollett Season Six was shite, and I'm annoyed by the people who say the show only fell apart in Eight.
And people still say season 6 was good and the King Landing plot was great… those people….
@@benjamintherogue2421 this. THIS!
Dany making her whole army her bloodriders pissed me off so much. The whole point of a bloodrider is so that when the Khal dies, the bloodriders return the body to Dosh Khaleen, then kill themselves!! She literally ensures her whole army dies with her it doesn’t make any fucking sense!!!
Edit: Love how this turned into an argument about trump. Yay CZcams comment section!
I guess Dany kinda forgot about that last part.
It was a very “Trump” move on her part. “Just say whatever will get them to cheer for me, it doesn’t have to mean anything”
@@lindsay9838 dude he's out of office, you don't have to bring him into everything
Well it’s not the whole point but it is part of it, they are also the Khal officers/body guards/ best buds too
And bound to avenge their khal meaning Jon would've get massacred
The horse made it's way to King's Landing so Arya could ride off on it and then sort of not have done that in the next episode. It's a dramatic exit horse.
Then I guess that horse is a master of his craft….🤣
Holy shit that is hysterical to think it’s the same horse🤣 Picturing it alone in a rowboat across the Narrow Sea, freaking out that he won’t make it in time to be there for the uber Arya ordered in advance as her getaway steed post-Cersei killing
@@lindsay9838 It's a mer-horse, like Varys
Good grief. I never noticed that. Shows how little interest I had in the dumpster fire of the later seasons.
A-Lister Horses are very busy OK?!
I absolutely HATE the "you're all my bloodriders" thing because it just shows how the writers didn't care about consistency in their setting at all anymore at this point. Not because they promise something that never happens (season 8 wasn't even out yet when I first saw this scene) but because when someone is a bloodrider they're not only meant to kill the person that kills you but they're also meant to kill themselves afterwards. Which means that by making all of the Dothraki her bloodriders Daenerys basically guaranteed that the entirety of the Dothraki would cease to exist if she were to ever die in combat. Which is either a subtle demonstration of the growing narcissism of the character of Daenerys Targaryen cleverly and skillfully setting up her eventually turn to the dark side or... you know, just shit writing because these writers never think through what they're putting on the page.
Is it bad I look forward to these more than I did the actual season 8 episodes?
Yes, but accually no… from a certain point of view…
Yes.
ITS NOT BAD OF YOU, its more bad of the tv show producers who managed to make such a shitty show, that watching the critiques of this show is more entertaining than the show itself. Well done David and Dan 👏🏼👏🏼.
(Ofc the video is also entertaining as it is thx to Glidus, but that’s just stating the obvious.)
0a8sysy78td will be
I wish he started with season 1 but to be real season 1 has no flaws .
Not only would Sam standing up to his father have made for a better scene, but would've made more sense. His entire character arc, at least in the show, has been a coward learning to make a stand in spite of his fear. He did it when Jon left Castle Black, but was still trembling and afraid. He did it again with the white walker, again with the wildlings storming Castle Black. His best friend is Jon, who grew up with Ned "a man can only be brave when he's afraid" Stark, and he'd begun to embody that message.
Sam knows his dad's a jerk and considers him weak, so bluffing strength to make himself look stronger might've made an impact on his dad and cause him to second guess himself, allowing Sam to put Gilly there and protect her, which was his entire goal. He's spent years at the wall; even if he's scared of his father, his father doesn't know that.
It would've been even better if his bravery STARTED as a bluff, but it became genuine as he realized his grumpy old man father and never-seen-combat brother are nothing compared to what he's seen. He, Sam, has KILLED something worse than his father and brother put together ten times over. He should've started off feigning confidence, before becoming truly confident as he spoke to them; people he used to fear, but now sees as little more than jokes.
That revelation could've been a turning point for Sam's character, where he has to figure out who he really is, now that he's not a coward. Now that HE'S the one in control (for the first time in his life, no less) he needs to figure out whether he's a bully like his father, or better than that. And when he concludes that being compassionate and caring is a better way to be, that'd be FURTHER character growth
tl;dr they did the fat boy dirty
Excellent comment!
Everytime ollie says potatoes I burst out laughing
I always wanted to be a- POTATO
Did mn say PATOTATES ?!?!?!
I am extremely disappointed you didn't mention Mace's awesome speech! How could anyone fail to be moved after that speech! It was incredible, I'd follow Mace to the ends- well okay maybe not the ends of the Earth, but like, maybe down to the shops? Oh yeah! I'd follow Mace down to the fucking shops and back after that speech.
Madness has had its dayyyyy!
It was one of those tiny moments where you can see the leader through the idiocy 😌
I wish we'd seen more of Leader Mace. Incompetent at every moment until he sits on his horse to inspire people.
... And he gets half of it wrong but the emotion is there.
Glidus has had his day
I so wish Sam would've asked his father just one simple question: -The Night Watch has sent ravens to all the notable houses of Westeros, with a desperate plea for help against the oncoming horde of wildling. Did you receive one, dad?
The main takeaway is how poorly handled Meera’s character was. Oh and how poorly handled the writers cocaine supply was
lmao
Randal literally threatened to kill Sam if he didn't go to the Wall. Only he had to be covert about it because murder and kinslaying tend to be frowned upon ("somewhere in these woods, your horse will stumble"). Now Sam is returning making a full display of breaking his oath to the Night's Watch by claiming Little Sam is his child. There's literally nothing stopping Randal from just executing Sam as soon as he walks through the door.
Arya learns to viewpointshift and decides it's not for her as it gives +1 to insight but -1 to bloodlust and she's trying to max her damage to fight the big bad later in the campaign.
Should have invested a bit more in stealth, to not get grabbed midair by her target
@@elespada9058 it's not that bad. More impactful was the lack of points in tactics for the defense of Winterfell. All the main characters were too busy putting points into personal attributes like dragon riding, alcohol resistance and sword fighting.
@@fluoroantimonictippedcruis1537 they really should have tested the White Walker mini bosses fire resistance if they did they'd have known that Dragons are purely mob killers.
When I saw them recreating Jaime killing the Mad King but had his current short hair I realized D & D were a bunch of lazy bastards. lol
Yeah, I love Gilly. I did love Sam.
Then the writers lobotomized him before the beginning of this episode.
"head being beNeded" fuckin brilliant mate lmao
Just thinking about the fact that Daenerys locked herself in a burning room with a large group of bloodthirsty warlords who’ve lived their whole lives on murder, rape, and conquest, and those warlords just decided to burn to death rather than murder her as their last actions when they realized they were going to die
Fire hurts.
Maybe they did it and chop of her head, but a Targaryan can't die, so it magically attached itself back to the neck.
Randyll Tarlythe Lord of Horn Hill and the head of House Tarly, a vassal family of House Tyrell of Highgarden. He is a fierce, ruthless warrior and a highly effective general. Is a mega chad based old man whom named his second born son Dickon for the banter.
The best part is that up until that episode, no one has ever hinted that "Dick" is a slang for, well, a dick, in the GoT universe.
Up until then, the usage of 'cock' as a slang has been universally used among the characters.
So basically, by the story world logic, Bronn just laughed at a completely regular name like an imbecile, which makes the confused looks he gets from Jaime & others even funnier.
So the scene with Jaime, Bronn and (hahaha) Dickon was essentially D&D being like: See? See? His name is ‘Dick’ and it means ‘penis’ hahaha
We noticed no one was mentioning so we decided to shot this scene to really hammer home the idea.
We are hilarious”
Really would have expected the joke during Brans visions about him watching Sansa's wedding night.
Holy shit I kinda forgot he said that, that's an extremely fucked up thing to say sweet christ
I did like Jamie in the books, where he is going around trying to end the war by making deals with the other lords. It showed he had changed. Instead of violence, he used his intelligence, diplomacy and was quite willing to stretch the truth when reporting back to the crown. The TV Jamie never grew up.
EDIT: I forgot about Arya being punished. I seem to recall in the books, she is made blind because she's starting to enjoy murdering people a bit too much and is doing some extra curricular work. It made sense in the books but not in the show.
I believe in the book she went blind because she killed (I forgot his name) the night’s watch brother that went with sam to oldtown because he broke his vows. Don’t know why you said it doesn’t make sense in the show though. She killed Meryn Trant for revenge rather than doing her duties to the many faced god
her blindness is also supposed to enhance her other senses
@@AverageAlien Yeah, the kindly man said it would have happened anyway but it happened faster because of Arya's murder of Trant and the Night's Watch guy
I know it's pretty much unrelated to this video but I'd love to see you address the issue where Brienne pledges herself to Sansa and then ends up serving in BRAN's kingsguard, even though she could have been Lord Commander of Sansa's queensguard in the north. Just a thought that I haven't seen any youtuber address yet...
I expect she forgot.
Nobody seemed to be able to remember anything in season 8.
@@alanpennie8013 Dementia is writhe within GoT
@@movieclipsvideos1781 Well, that's what happens when all your water has _AMNESIA_ in it...
Jamie and Cersie are my favorite characters and they are just tossed into the garbage. In the books, Cersie is so batshit crazy that she THINKS Tyrion is hiding in the walls. Cersie has nightmares about it.
Jamie is so lost in the mess that I almost forgot who he was during this episode. Probably because Jamie Lannister was not in this episode
Can’t throw a brick, it’s too heavy. But a can of soup, you can really put some power into that, right?
I don't even have balls and I felt blue balled by the Tyrells just... giving up for no reason. Foreshadowing for season 8, I guess.
Season 7 when 2D decided that the House with the largest and most powerful army, that nearly starved Storms End to death, are actually not fighters and suck!
@@aegonthedragon7303 itS cuZ thEy hAve fLoweRS oN tHeIr sHielDs!
I mean book!Mace had Randyl get his daughter the fuck out of Kingslanding cause the Tyrells had all the power since they were feeding not only Kingslanding but the Crownlands and Riverlands as well and crucial to restoring peace while Show!Mace did fuck all and his entire house got wiped out since apparently he only fathered two children who were twins no less.
As usual, your videos are insanely good, keep it up m8!
Dear Glidus,
Thank you for not only recapping and pissing on this show in the most expert and delightful way, but also for being so clever with puns: the benedding of head was one of my favorite!
As per your request, I shall check out your song in due time.
Wishing you lovely holidays and remaining yours,
Your faithful viewer Maggie
Dude i totally forgot Jamie was stripped of being a Kings Guard. Big moment made small and forgettable... yikes.
I forgot about Benjen showing up :p
Your dissection of the show always reminds me how much I LOVE this show. The universe is so amazing and had so much potential. Just little things like the concept of bloodriders make the universe feel so real and creative.
The funny thing is that in the books Sam thought his father might find it amusing that he "fathered" a son with a Wildling, considering the reputation of Wildling women.
glidus, don't you know that it's illegal to be this funny and smart?
14:15 you know now that you mention it the Tarly castle is incredibly lavish for a family of their status don’t get me wrong I know they’re an important and somewhat powerful family but when you compare this to Casterly Rock in the show it makes you wonder how the Lannister‘s who are not only one of the great houses who were kings of the west for thousands of years yet their castle looks like a small fortress where the Tarly castle actually looks like something to behold it actually looks like it belongs to a family that is extremely wealthy extremely powerful and yet House Tarly aren’t even one of the richest families In the reach The most noteworthy thing they’re good at is producing at soldiers
I'm inclined to agree with you but your complete lack of punctuation gave me a headache, so I won't.
I can’t explain the castle situation beyond bad choices on the show’s part, but I can try and explain the sword situation. The Lannister’s used to have a Valyrian steel sword until it was lost (Tyrion’s uncle Gerion went on a journey to find it prior to the books). It was said that Lannister gold would bring about the end of Valyria so the Valyrians weren’t too keen on selling their swords. As for the Tarlys owning a sword, it’s not completely out of the blue considering that the Mormonts and Corbrays (vassal houses of the Starks and Arryns) also own Valyrian steel swords (Longclaw and Lady Forlorn). And the most famous sword in Westeros, whilst not Valyrian steel, also belonged not to a major house but to the Dayne’s, a vassal house of House Nymeros Martell.
@@awaywiththefaeries9464 All great points but the Sword of House Dayne isn't valyrian, it was made out of meteor.
@@pwlpc yes, he mentioned that..
@@awaywiththefaeries9464
"it's that white sword of yours I want!"
"Than you shall have it, sir."
Once again Daddy glidus comes through for me, I was getting worried episode 6 wouldn't face the axe
"But knowing what happens, it's just so fucking empty."
Dude you just described the entire show.
I will NEVER stop getting entertainment out of shitting on GOT. Good to know there's other who understood that S6 is bad writing, great visuals, great fight scenes, but awful writing
It's crazy how many people still defend the writing in S5 and 6. Like yeah there's some gems, but I'd argue most of it is ass.
I think season 6 didn't seem as bad until we saw season 7. Cersei blowing up the Sept was amazing the first time I saw it. There being no fallout from tht in the next season ruined that moment. There's alot of that in season 6
I’m so glad the writers failed, leaving endless amounts of material for Glidus to entertain us for many moons!
@@willbeard4835 that however is a problem of season 7 not 6. At least in season 6 you had many different places and sets across essos and westeros in season 7 you had 5 places in westeros and it felt like westeros was suddenly and island instead of an continent.
@@lokidoki525 yeah no I love the first 6 seasons. Don't get me wrong they are great. Just no ramifications ever coming from destroying a major house and the faith is allot more apparent when you rewatch the series now. Back then we didn't know they weren't gonna do that
I so feel Bran, I also have a caleidoscope of GoT shots shifting through my mind, and it makes no fooking sense!
Ive watched this series 3 times, and genuinely have no memory of jaime being fired from the kingsguard
Nor me.
Certainly Brienne wrote him up at the end as if he had still been a member up to his death.
Presumably Cersei reinstated him when she took control so his dismissal didn't last long.
s1 Jaime Lannister: Attacks Ned Stark as result of Cat kidnapping Tyrion.
s6 Jaime Lannister: Just gonna talk about murdering people to solve problems.
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I just will never understand why Randyl is supposed to have such a deep abiding hatred for wildlings... he’s not northern? He’s never met a wildling, none of his lands have ever been raided by wildlings, he’s never had to send armies to fight the wildlings, like why would he hate them soooo much? If anyone can explain that to me, I’ll appreciate it :)
There were wildlings in the south, since I do believe the Vale’s mountain clans qualify as such. While, yes, Randyl wouldn’t have had to contend with wildlings himself, he was more than enough familiar to establish a resentment of them based on their history/stereotypes.
In the end, that’s about as complex as I can make it. There’s nothing much going on under this character’s surface beyond “mean army dad-thing.”
Mean-army dad-thing maybe schemer whoop fire.
Come to think of it. Him taking responsibility and being solely executed would've been so much better without his son joining.
That way, Randyl's beloved son could've met up with Sam and given rivalry, "Randyl loved me, Randyl saved me, and all you did to our wonderful father is disgrace him and steal his sword.", he could've added some depth to the late Tarly and maybe even inspired Jon Snow to part ways with Daenarys. Given a voice of resistance in a sea of sycophants.
Cus reasons duhhhhh
Because wildling good. Randyll hates wildling so Randyll bad.
Because hes racist
that mario music behind "I did" gets me rolling every time.
19:36
No. This is "Dragon Show." Never forget that. Ever.
Chocked at the Tim minchin "Sam's mum" sound bite 😂👌
just got my driver license holidays begins today and glides uploaded a new pisstake episode. Today is a good day
I just cululated the 1000 ships thing for the lulz.
We'll ignore that there will not be enough wood on the iron islands, at least how shown in the show, to make that many.
I didn't find figures on how long a single ship took to build in the 1800s, so I will use 2 figures that I would say are fair if not even unrealistically quick.
Assuming it takes 10 weeks to build a ship, and they can build 10 ships as the same time, it takes 19 years to build them. Assuming they can build 20 at a time, it takes 9.5 years (duh.)
Assuming it takes 5 weeks to build one ship and they can build 20 at a time, it still takes 4.8 years to finish them.
Meaning that they could have not built a thousand ships in a few months like the show suggests.
9.5 years*
@@palanthas7063 Thanks for the correction :)
I love how Jamie can take off his kingsguard armor in one very cool motion. Like how John Cena takes off his t-shirt. Thank you for playing that footage over and over and scratching that mental itch for me.
Would have been handy for Ser Criston Cole to have a ripcord to get out of his gear quickly in a pinch.
4:15 yes, lords do that, or at least they used to. Gardening was, a long time ago, considered an extremely manly thing. Not farming food, actually gardening, like growing pretty things and trees n stuff. In olden times, it was a sign of power; it showed dominion and control over nature and the earth. Sorta like a "where I go, I create life where before there was none. The earth bends to my will and life appears at my command" thing. Which is a neater flex than killing, since it shows a lot more control and power.
"He can bloody well try" *deadpan stare* *burns to death* I love the fucking transition
7:39 I would just like to say I absolutely adore every single one of your community references
Honestly, up until watching this video I had 100% forgotten that Jaime was dismissed from the Kingsguard at one point in the show. And I saw Season 6 at least twice.
Bran’s visions are pretty much clips of all the fan pleasing events to come to just wrap up the series
Of all the mock names for this episode that were mentioned in this video, I’m counting it as a missed opportunity that “Butt of My Plug” wasn’t included.
_"A wildling who is totally pulling off your daughter's dress by the way."_ LMAO. MY FAVORITE PART.
You gotta keep clowning this series I beg. “It’s the only joy I can find in all this misery”
A Glidus video…what a great holiday gift!!!! ☺️🎄🎁
Just got done a long shift at my job, tired as hell and sat down to watch this. I knew something was off when I heard it but it took my tired brain several seconds to process "head being beneded".
Bravo sir. 👏
I have a Morgan horse who climbs stairs. She climbed onto our deck one night. At a competition, she slipped her halter off while picketed one night and when we woke up, she was out on the mountain trail obstacle course doing the obstacles on her own
I genuinely check your channel daily to see if the next video has been put up. Honestly you crack me up you absolute legend
The only thing thats kept me going while waiting for this episode is the line "Where are my niece and nephew.... lets go murder them". The hilarity of that has pulled me through
WOAH You almost scrolled right past me. Calm down. And make sure you check out my band's debut single, Slipping Away: czcams.com/video/nGu8W_zOOWo/video.html
We have so much music that we're so excited to share with the world. Sitting on this stuff privately for this long has been arduous. Keep your ears peeled (?) for Materia. No that isn’t me dancing.
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ALSO thanks for 60k wow there's a lot going on today
I will absolutely take a listen
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Ok so i'm a dude and then theres another dude i like and we're kinda a couple. can we be a lord and a lord?
Please tell me you didn't just advertise established titles. I respect your channel, but this shit makes it hard.
@@Lesserthannone I'm Scottish, you cant become a lord in any real sense by owning land in Scotland (the Court of Lord Lyon stated this in 2016), nor do these companies actually grant ownership of the land (as per their T&C's). That being said styro's getting scammed by a Hong Konger is pretty funny to me 😂
Just let me mention, Sam dropped out of the Citadel after couple of months at most -------> Becomes a grand maester for Brandon of the House Stark, first of his name.
Reliving this with your commentary gives a sense of peace to the anger I still harbor for D&D.
The pisstake series is literally over 9000 times better than the show itself
Well... at least Dany looked super cute in that outfit in the last scene 😂
She looked super cute in nearly all her outfits. That's why I could never take Emilia seriously as Dany. A more sterner-looking type should've been chosen to be convincing as a character, not this cutie dolly.
This show had far too much tasteless sex-garbage in it anyway.
New glimbus upload, time to rewatch this 38 times until I can recite it perfectly from memory
the way you admitted that you added those extra clips just to make us smile really made me smile C:
I'm and trying SO HARD to pay attention to the things you're saying, but fucking 7 hells, I can't stop laughing.
I losted COMPLETELY in "Meera is doing all the work.... am I right ladies?"
Best Christmas present! Thank you for the new video!
Bran says he can’t see the future in one scene, but then in another scene, when Tyrion asked him if he’d take the crown over the six kingdoms, he says, “why do you think I came all this way”, suggesting that he can see the future and knew he’d be asked to be king.
I think Bran lied about whether he could see the future or not because he can see the future based on what he said about coming all that way and some of the visions he saw that were things that wouldn’t happen until later in the series, like seeing the shadow of Drogon over KL way back in season five, when Dany, was still in Essos.
I didn’t blame him for lying because if they knew he could see the future, then they would all realize that the little shit knew Theon would die needlessly because Arya would soon kill the Night King. He also knew that Dany would go nuts and kill every man, woman, child, senior and disabled person in KL. You’d think he’d at least have had sympathy on the disabled people and warned everyone that Dany would blow a gasket and become the Hitler of Westeros.
The actual truth is that D&D are such bad writers that they can’t maintain any consistency with any character in the show. I could go on and on about all of the shocking inconsistencies and bad continuity D&D wrote in their sorry scripts, ruining the entire show by giving us the worst ending of each character’s arc and the worst ending for every plot imagined.
Before season five, I couldn’t wait until the ending of this awesome series, so I could sit down one day in the future and power watch the entire series on blue ray, but their last three seasons were so bad, it is not watchable from beginning to end anymore.
Do you remember that theory where Bran warged Dany?
another video by our lord Glingus, our early christmas present
“I hear one of the annual holidays where people are socially obliged to exchange present is happening rather soon”
If I take the religious observance element out of it, this was pretty much the sum of my thoughts on Christmas this year … and this is why I love Glidus
30:20 "My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it" 🤣🤣🤣
-Lenny Leonard
I appreciate your Simpsons/Futurama quotes so much man. 💋🤌Chef's kiss 👍
I was about to say that this was just a good video but then...
I always wanted to be a POTATO.
Also Arya's psychological backflip is one of the worst things this season did for me.
No one:
Ser Alliser: *"I DID"*
ALL THE TIMES YOU SAID RHAEGAR DID SOMETHING IM LIKE
"What, when did Rhaegar did.... Oh >that< Rhaegar..."
Is it cheesy that I always wanted Sam to stand up to his father, truely showing he's changed and have Randall gain some respect for him? Maybe even letting him take the sword?
If that had happened, a later scene of Dany burning him alive would have impacted the audience and Sam himself, a lot more.
"have you ever met a man with 99.…potatos" classic!! :)
I love that Glidus' ads have more continuity than s6-8
The “You couldn’t have written anything better” argument is the weakest argument I’ve ever heard anyone put forward in defence of stuff. We’re not paid writers, we don’t have to be able to do something better in order to be aware somebody did a shit job of the thing they’re paid for.
Look, I may have botched your surgery and you are now permanently disabled. But it's not like you could have done a better job, so we're cool, right?
It’s like a Michelin star cook responding to complaints about their food with “oh yeah? You couldn’t have cooked this.” You’re supposed to be the expert here, and we can still taste!
Glidus is one of the few creators that flawlessly inserts sponsors so hilariously that skipping it would be a crime.
Alright but that shot of Jaime on the horse is fucking awesome.
I am watching this a little less than two years since I last watched the show and I didn't even remember that Jaime was dismissed from the kingsguard, so that tells you how little impact it had on the story.
I really wasn’t expecting the binding of isaac reference but it made me so happy
Loki:
“We’ve been waiting for this for 30 days!”
I forgot what Horn Hill looked like in the show. It's the most palacey of all the castles in Westeros and actually looks pretty legit. Riverrun's always been the prettiest and most whimsical to me, and it's nice to see another beautiful castle (though calling Horn Hill a castle doesn't quite feel right) 🏰
at this point it'S just another adaptation/lazy writing fail
@@tommerker8063 True, though it still be pretty
@@made-line7627 ohh yeah for sure, shame it wasn't high garden though
@@tommerker8063 Shame Highgarden wasn't _that_
Can't believe how disappointing Highgarden was 🥀
I look forward to these videos more than I looked forward to GoT episodes when they were airing. Thanks for your hard work!
“Head being beneded”😭😭😭
“We’ve successfully written ourselves out of peril.”
Love your writing. Here from MISTA GG.
Honestly you deserve so much more attention for these videos. One of the best got channels out there!
Just subbed to your band, legit your little snip is the exact music type that is my whirlwind favorite right now. Keep up the good work
Is anyone gonna talk about how Established Titles is a scam? 😂
Not sure if you mentioned, but I love how the toddler looks like Craster!
Thank you for the Christmas idea with the estates, Glorpus
May be a quirk of different commonwealth dialects but for American hunters, elk and deer are absolutely different things (despite both being cervids). The types of hunting are completely different and the outcomes is completely different. An elk offers several times more meat than a deer.