I Failed Card Swipe 30+ Times LIVE In Front Of 200k People And All My Friends

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  • čas přidán 12. 10. 2020
  • it was my first ever Among Us livestream and I was nervous
    PLAYERS:
    Jacksepticeye: / jacksepticeye
    Fuslie: / fuslie
    Sykkuno: / sykkuno
    Wendy: / natsumiii
    Pokimane: / pokimane
    CHARLIE: / moistcr1tikal
    Lilypichu: / lilypichu
    Toast: / disguisedtoast
    Scarra: / scarra
    Pewdiepie: / pewdiepie
    THUMBNAIL BY: / sharkyshoo
    EDITOR: / otriggad

Komentáře • 13K

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 Před 3 lety +9610

    Corpse: *god tier impostor*
    Also Corpse: *As a crewmate*
    His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
    His crewmates Sus already.

    • @the11thhour44
      @the11thhour44 Před 3 lety +691

      He's nervous
      But from his voice he sounds calm and ready
      To swipe cards, but he keeps on forgetting
      To slow down, the whole crowd sus him out
      He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out

    • @buckysleftarm7415
      @buckysleftarm7415 Před 3 lety +50

      Yesssss eminem

    • @Dawesome97
      @Dawesome97 Před 3 lety +398

      @@the11thhour44
      reactor is melting down
      Everybody's freaking out
      The clocks almost out
      Times up, and now Corpse gets voted out

    • @DanteKrystal
      @DanteKrystal Před 3 lety +96

      @@the11thhour44 He's failing, HOW?

    • @darrionstoute9015
      @darrionstoute9015 Před 3 lety +73

      Bro these verses need more likes

  • @seungjungbaik5064
    @seungjungbaik5064 Před 3 lety +3759

    Card swipe: *TOO FAST TRY AGAIN*
    Corpse: [trys again but faster]

    • @stjords
      @stjords Před 3 lety +8

      Ikr

    • @gavinreedisgay5770
      @gavinreedisgay5770 Před 3 lety +76

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70
      Random fun fact: When you spam comment sections, you are actually spamming comment sections! wow! crazy ik right? let’s watch you spam comment sections so you can annoy the crap out of everyone.

    • @Kay-ei5pp
      @Kay-ei5pp Před 3 lety +29

      @@gavinreedisgay5770 this made me laugh way more than i should have lmao

    • @tiff1735
      @tiff1735 Před 3 lety +8

      @@gavinreedisgay5770 Your amazing for this 😭

  • @cal1925
    @cal1925 Před 3 lety +9669

    Card swipe: too fast
    Corpse: *doesnt change how he swipes*
    Also corpse: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

    • @annikak1887
      @annikak1887 Před 2 lety +80

      YESS Why?

    • @teorautio6269
      @teorautio6269 Před 2 lety +179

      So fucking infuriating

    • @wishteria_
      @wishteria_ Před 2 lety +443

      @@teorautio6269 As someone with a lot of anxiety, when you are super anxious about something sometimes it can be impossible to do normal tasks. It was probably super frustrating for him.

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink Před 2 lety +67

      @@teorautio6269 Well there's no need to be like that.

    • @teorautio6269
      @teorautio6269 Před 2 lety +99

      @@wishteria_ I know that anxiety can make stuff like this 1000x worse and more difficult but what I really get mad at here is corpse wondering out loud "what am I doing wrong" and ignoring the game literally telling him what he is doing wrong

  • @AlphaSeagull
    @AlphaSeagull Před 2 lety +1812

    corpse as crewmate: i failed card swipe 40 times
    everyone: vote him out that's sus
    corpse as imposter: i'm literally the imposter
    everyone: cool, let's vote sykkuno

    • @killerbot3229
      @killerbot3229 Před 11 měsíci +14

      74 likes no comment and also 1 year ago lemme fix this

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 Před 10 měsíci +15

      Poor sykkuno 😭😭

    • @Gen-ZBlondie
      @Gen-ZBlondie Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@killerbot3229lol glad people still watch old videos

    • @Gen-ZBlondie
      @Gen-ZBlondie Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@ayeshamazhar123it’s always him!😂

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 Před 8 měsíci +3

      @@Gen-ZBlondie exactly 😭😭🤚

  • @Cupbeem2487
    @Cupbeem2487 Před 3 lety +13374

    Corpse as imposter: *everyone simps for corpse*
    Corpse as crewmate: *Struggles with card swipe*

    • @chloesinclaire7863
      @chloesinclaire7863 Před 3 lety +250

      Cupbeem 2487 also Corpse as crewmate: They all think he’s imposter cause he’s been it four times in a row

    • @corpsebunnn
      @corpsebunnn Před 3 lety +9

      Why is this so trueeeeee

    • @yeeted9466
      @yeeted9466 Před 3 lety +24

      I simp either way

    • @hidinginyourcloset
      @hidinginyourcloset Před 3 lety +89

      He's more used to sliding that knife in than sliding a card

    • @pigeon_horse
      @pigeon_horse Před 3 lety +9

      I mean...I would definitely simp for him but....whatever 😒🤪😅

  • @haniyaahmed2954
    @haniyaahmed2954 Před 3 lety +19805

    CORPSE: I fear nothing
    Card swipe: exists
    CORPSE: I fear *one* thing

    • @MistressCheese
      @MistressCheese Před 3 lety +120

      Omg how dose this have no replies this is f*cking funny

    • @loxny8664
      @loxny8664 Před 3 lety +24

      Lol

    • @stopkins222
      @stopkins222 Před 3 lety +165

      oh you don't get it...
      The reason for card swipe being too fast isn't on Corpse. The card is just so terrified by his voice that it's trying to run away...

    • @bdilger4357
      @bdilger4357 Před 3 lety +31

      And the triangle of trust

    • @umhi345
      @umhi345 Před 3 lety +41

      Did you forget about the true evil ... foil

  • @sarahreynah2359
    @sarahreynah2359 Před 3 lety +6016

    Whenever he sus, he actually a crewmate😂

    • @nightsedge6182
      @nightsedge6182 Před 3 lety +39

      Me in a nutshell

    • @nightsedge6182
      @nightsedge6182 Před 3 lety +74

      I just finish tasks way too quickly and everyone thinks I'm always sus bc they never see me do tasks.

    • @foxgamer_6487
      @foxgamer_6487 Před 2 lety +9

      Because of one thing the CARD SWIPE

    • @foxgamer_6487
      @foxgamer_6487 Před 2 lety +6

      @@nightsedge6182 same or then i just cant do card swipe

    • @the_seeing9005
      @the_seeing9005 Před 2 lety +2

      @@foxgamer_6487 I am a god at it

  • @margaretschafer5424
    @margaretschafer5424 Před 3 lety +2073

    I feel Corpse's pain, I have to swipe my university ID to get into my building's dining center and at least twice a week I have to swipe it like five times in a row before it works and it's quite honestly the most mortifying thing ever. I can't imagine how much worse it is to have that happen 30+ times and with a TON of people watching you do it

    • @m_artroom
      @m_artroom Před 2 lety +107

      Lol irl card swipe fail

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 Před 10 měsíci +7

      Oof I feel bad lol

    • @WolverinePlayz2003
      @WolverinePlayz2003 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Lol

    • @nighthowler5590
      @nighthowler5590 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Agreed. I feel very bad for him. He tried so many times and literally said he was shaking multiple times. I honestly wish I could give him a hug to comfort him.

  • @bear_rrr
    @bear_rrr Před 3 lety +9379

    Card swipe: *TOO FAST*
    Corpse: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.

    • @ivysaro8423
      @ivysaro8423 Před 3 lety +122

      I heard that he had something on his eyes while playing and he couldn't read properly but I ain't sure

    • @angelorolo4308
      @angelorolo4308 Před 3 lety +313

      @@ivysaro8423 yeah he's got an eyepatch to focus his vision but he was going too fast on the card swipe because he said his hand was shaking from being nervous about everyone watching him and couldn't control it

    • @ivysaro8423
      @ivysaro8423 Před 3 lety +49

      @@angelorolo4308 ohhh it's so sad ;-;

    • @soulknight5190
      @soulknight5190 Před 3 lety +1

      @@mysterioushadi1774 stop spamming

    • @danielnovak5892
      @danielnovak5892 Před 3 lety +2

      I am literally angry after watching this video...

  • @user-im5kv7tb4o
    @user-im5kv7tb4o Před 3 lety +9227

    Corpses voice: DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
    Corpses laugh and personality: AN ACTUAL ANGEL

  • @angelahernandez7318
    @angelahernandez7318 Před 3 lety +723

    “Alright.. slower”
    *Actually does card swipe*
    *gasps* “oh my-“

  • @daisy7232
    @daisy7232 Před rokem +672

    I can’t decide what’s worse, the fact that he failed card swipe so many times in front of so many people or how deeply bothered he was when he couldn’t do it

  • @sydneyford6640
    @sydneyford6640 Před 3 lety +4666

    Card swipe: "Too fast"
    Corpse: does it faster
    Also Corpse: "what am I doing wrong?"

    • @bubbles9447
      @bubbles9447 Před 3 lety +7

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 will you please stop saying that I saw it on 3 separate comments

    • @bubbles9447
      @bubbles9447 Před 3 lety +1

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 yes it does

    • @xero0015
      @xero0015 Před 3 lety +9

      @@bubbles9447 snowflake in yo name for a reason

    • @wizardkoala8634
      @wizardkoala8634 Před 3 lety

      @@bubbles9447 what he say?

    • @bubbles9447
      @bubbles9447 Před 3 lety +1

      @@xero0015 YES I love this name

  • @cassidy399
    @cassidy399 Před 3 lety +15997

    *card machine:* you’re swiping too fast
    *corpse:* this sign won’t stop me because i can’t read

    • @gaminggeckos4388
      @gaminggeckos4388 Před 3 lety +154

      I was thinking of making pretty much this exact comment, yeah

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 Před 3 lety +156

      He’s clearly doing this for content, he literally swiped at the same speed (way too fast) 30+ times. My 7 year old brother would know to try swiping it slower when it literally says he’s going too fast.

    • @crab_striker1961
      @crab_striker1961 Před 3 lety +57

      Yes, that was very suspicious, he did it faster every time he tried. I mean come on dude you gotta stay natural

    • @CaioOleskovicz
      @CaioOleskovicz Před 3 lety +123

      Have you ever tried this crap? I share CORPSE's feelings (what?). I tried but I'm too used to actual card swipes and I couldn't until I learned that I have to go REEEAAAAALLY slow.

    • @raychu4829
      @raychu4829 Před 3 lety +230

      @@elontusk8018 or maybe it's because it was his first stream and he was anxious so he panicked 😐

  • @wolfy-san243
    @wolfy-san243 Před 3 lety +562

    Everyone:it’s corpse no one can fail that much
    Corpse:”sitting in the corner as a gost cause it not him”
    “Crying”

  • @deprezzed_chimkenn4327
    @deprezzed_chimkenn4327 Před 2 lety +239

    Game: “too fast.”
    Corpse: *“F A S T E R”*

  • @MimiiInfinity
    @MimiiInfinity Před 3 lety +13528

    card swipe: “too fast. try again.”
    corpse: *suddenly i’m jared, 19*

  • @gracecharlie6313
    @gracecharlie6313 Před 3 lety +5321

    Card swipe: "Too fast. Try again."
    CORPSE: Suddenly I can't read

  • @Raphael_27
    @Raphael_27 Před 3 lety +445

    card machine: too fast
    CORPSE: im gonna pretend i didnt see that
    chat: too fast, do it slower
    CORPSE: *REAL SHIT?*

  • @ajharrell546
    @ajharrell546 Před rokem +557

    I feel so bad for Corpse. I actually shouted "YAY! He did it!" when he actually got it.

  • @nadyamali
    @nadyamali Před 3 lety +17445

    corpse as imposter: not nervous at all. straight up murder, can lie easily
    corpse as crewmate: nervous to do card swipe in front of everyone

    • @OneFinalAutumn
      @OneFinalAutumn Před 3 lety +498

      Sometimes the predator is the most vulnerable of prey.

    • @mangoncacao3655
      @mangoncacao3655 Před 3 lety +286

      Beginning of the game
      Corpse as a crewmate: My hands are shaking

    • @amyfonex52
      @amyfonex52 Před 3 lety +19

      Why does this comment only has 3 replies

    • @niaboo1306
      @niaboo1306 Před 3 lety +7

      @@amyfonex52 who knows?

    • @Dylanbhoy_
      @Dylanbhoy_ Před 3 lety +33

      Who isn't nervous to do card swipe?

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 Před 3 lety +9717

    Felix: What are you staring at?
    Sean: Corpse. He's been trying to do the card swipe for 10 minutes.
    Sean: ...
    Sean: He's crying

  • @MrWizeazz
    @MrWizeazz Před 2 lety +304

    I think my favorite Among Us moments are Corpse’s aggressively hilarious card swipe failures, Markiplier’s “I don’t know if he’s a genius or a moron” moment, and Pewds constantly forgetting to mute his mike when the match begins (I believe he even said “it’s murder time” right before a match as the imposter). 😂
    I just wish there was a game of Corpse, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and Pewds all playing together.

    • @OrphanDefenestratorODK
      @OrphanDefenestratorODK Před rokem +2

      Agreed that would be so funny

    • @ayeshamazhar123
      @ayeshamazhar123 Před 10 měsíci

      Lmaoo

    • @OliveTrees04
      @OliveTrees04 Před 10 měsíci +7

      I think my fav words from jack is “OMG UR LETTING THE DUMBEST PLAYER GET AWAY WITH THE SMARTEST THING EVER!!! BOW HE’S GUNNA GLOAT ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!!” 🤣🤣

    • @elliesart_
      @elliesart_ Před 9 měsíci +9

      pretty sure he goes "its killing time" but he wasn't even imposter

    • @broderickproject8721
      @broderickproject8721 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@elliesart_it’s funnier because everyone thought he was, and then he was the first one dead that round 💀

  • @castiel8239
    @castiel8239 Před 3 lety +200

    Corpse: " cardswipes are ruining my life..."
    Catgirls: "am I a joke to you?"

  • @maooui
    @maooui Před 3 lety +3041

    "too fast, try again"
    corpse: "I'll do it even faster this time then. see how you like that"

    • @expensivegirl6789
      @expensivegirl6789 Před 3 lety +17

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 LMAO WHAT-

    • @expensivegirl6789
      @expensivegirl6789 Před 3 lety +26

      How you like that that that that that , badabing badaboom boom boom 💀

    • @gmlune
      @gmlune Před 3 lety +33

      *Bed smashing sounds*

    • @expensivegirl6789
      @expensivegirl6789 Před 3 lety +15

      @@gmlune LMAO YOU DIDN'T-

    • @gmlune
      @gmlune Před 3 lety +6

      @@expensivegirl6789 I did

  • @KoongYe
    @KoongYe Před 3 lety +3298

    It's like watching a buff ass body builder not being able to wash his face.

  • @Calliey
    @Calliey Před 3 lety +138

    The biggest meme of the all
    "The best imposter failing card swipe 4 rounds in a row "

  • @warispointless4245
    @warispointless4245 Před 2 lety +52

    Corpse on Friday the 13th : "choke me like you hate me"
    Corpse on among us : "Swipe me like you failed me"

  • @chanyanyanya
    @chanyanyanya Před 3 lety +12882

    *Corpse* : “What am I doing wrong?”
    *Machine telling him exactly what he’s doing wrong* : BEEP

  • @drunk0ct0pus
    @drunk0ct0pus Před 3 lety +19642

    “alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.”
    corpse: *intensely sweating*

  • @lightyagamiplsblowmyschool877

    I was just introduced to him 5 min ago
    AND I FUCKIN LOVE HIM ALREADY...
    wtf

  • @mattbrookeblank2730
    @mattbrookeblank2730 Před 3 lety +110

    Corpse says "my hands are shaking" now THATS something you dont hear everyday

  • @taylorbritt499
    @taylorbritt499 Před 3 lety +3800

    "I fear no man, but that thing..." *glances at card swipe* "it scares me."

    • @marcusswife1241
      @marcusswife1241 Před 3 lety +1

      645 likes but no comment??

    • @jiajeng2693
      @jiajeng2693 Před 3 lety +7

      @@marcusswife1241 It's just too good to make people silently like it and walk away

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 Před 3 lety +3

      I did not realize this had so many likes h o l y-
      Anyways thanks y'all 😅

    • @bred6751
      @bred6751 Před 3 lety +2

      Ha I’m on mobile I have no such weakness

    • @jiajeng2693
      @jiajeng2693 Před 3 lety +1

      @@taylorbritt499 its a good meme, so accept our likes!

  • @Sharon-fw4rv
    @Sharon-fw4rv Před 3 lety +3792

    Corpse: “Ok slower, OOH.”
    Me: *dying of laughter*

    • @fpsgamer8494
      @fpsgamer8494 Před 3 lety +2

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 da wha--

    • @kyalsin2001
      @kyalsin2001 Před 3 lety +1

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Be my friend

  • @wetlime8058
    @wetlime8058 Před 3 lety +89

    Legend says, you can still hear the beep, snd the sobs of despair.

  • @dipdoo3899
    @dipdoo3899 Před 3 lety +78

    Card Swipe: Too fast
    Corpse: Does it the same speed every fucking time

  • @phiodite7850
    @phiodite7850 Před 3 lety +7477

    Card swipe: too fast
    Corpse: so lemme swipe, *F A S T E R*

    • @adamruth502
      @adamruth502 Před 3 lety +217

      Card swipe: *so you have chosen death*

    • @chloenuggie604
      @chloenuggie604 Před 3 lety +39

      It tells you whats wrong, just follow the 2 word instructions

    • @sarahk3242
      @sarahk3242 Před 3 lety +49

      @@chloenuggie604 he probably couldnt read it though, im pretty sure he was wearing an eyepatch

    • @isisdarosa9340
      @isisdarosa9340 Před 3 lety +4

      😂😂

    • @CreepyPanda69
      @CreepyPanda69 Před 3 lety +53

      Corpse be like-= I AM SPEED
      Card swipe reader= dude u failed 30 times slow the fuck down

  • @DEFIB7
    @DEFIB7 Před 3 lety +10841

    Card reader: “Too fast.”
    CORPSE: *doesn’t once try going slower*

    • @jacobdittmer6586
      @jacobdittmer6586 Před 3 lety +498

      Watching that made me want to bash my head in

    • @fadadapple
      @fadadapple Před 3 lety +228

      I need to see him acknowledge this

    • @TertiaryQuota
      @TertiaryQuota Před 3 lety +63

      He should try the card swipe trick,he rlly needs it as he sucks ay card swipe like me lol

    • @DEFIB7
      @DEFIB7 Před 3 lety +17

      Ur papi the what?

    • @ezra-jacksimas9613
      @ezra-jacksimas9613 Před 3 lety +154

      I mean, he has bad eyesight and couldn't read the words clearly. He had something to help him see when he finally went "all I had to do was swipe slower??!!"

  • @izaiahmahanga-grant1531
    @izaiahmahanga-grant1531 Před 3 lety +76

    Everyone else: i got astroids, someone watch me
    CORPSE: i got card swipe............

  • @mariagestiada6790
    @mariagestiada6790 Před 2 lety +49

    9:17
    Corpse failing at card swipe: "please murder me".
    Lmfao he'd rather die than do card swipe

  • @galiad_exe7148
    @galiad_exe7148 Před 3 lety +8384

    Corpse Crying: WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!
    Card Scanner: Too Fast.

    • @serenityperez8535
      @serenityperez8535 Před 3 lety +246

      “alright how about all of us go with corpse to do card swipe.”
      corpse: intensely sweating

    • @zolinamohamad2794
      @zolinamohamad2794 Před 3 lety +47

      @@serenityperez8535 reactor:am i a joke to you?

    • @avasaladino4197
      @avasaladino4197 Před 3 lety +34

      literally just slow down😭

    • @zolinamohamad2794
      @zolinamohamad2794 Před 3 lety +30

      @@avasaladino4197 Card Scanner:Too slow : )

    • @DLCarries
      @DLCarries Před 3 lety +3

      Has he got a disability?

  • @HallowedGreaves
    @HallowedGreaves Před 3 lety +3944

    Jack: *watches Corpse do trash*
    Also Jack: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

    • @velynnec
      @velynnec Před 3 lety +166

      visual tasks are probably turned off so jack didnt see it

    • @depressed_khaleesi
      @depressed_khaleesi Před 3 lety +17

      @@velynnec could still see the bar go up tho

    • @depressed_khaleesi
      @depressed_khaleesi Před 3 lety +11

      @trix o still, he could've asked but probably forgot he saw it. It was also unlucky that the card was Corpse's last task.

    • @nyx8642
      @nyx8642 Před 3 lety +3

      No that was early on the game, and Corpse died. That wasn't the time when Corpse literally failed card swipe 4 rounds in a row XDDD

    • @arkaik.
      @arkaik. Před 3 lety

      Britt Visual Tasks was On

  • @expiredren
    @expiredren Před rokem +31

    People: Corpse has SO MUCH IQ IN AMONG US
    Corpse: *fails swipe card 30+ times*

  • @IGNrainmaker
    @IGNrainmaker Před 2 lety +72

    This was the first time watching this and I really thought CORPSE was impostor when I watched Toast and Sykkuno perspective. This made my day. Thanks CORPSE

  • @anonsequitur8227
    @anonsequitur8227 Před 3 lety +8026

    Everyone: at each other’s throats
    Corpse: Crying because he can’t swipe a card correctly

    • @kyllie4938
      @kyllie4938 Před 3 lety +58

      *insert lil kids saying aww*

    • @thebush6379
      @thebush6379 Před 3 lety +13

      Crying Cuz he cant read

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells Před 3 lety +22

      Sums up everyone's residual chaotic energy.

    • @amare2657
      @amare2657 Před 3 lety +24

      If I was in the same situation of everybody staring at me while I'm failing to do something over and over again I would feel pretty inadequate honestly

    • @amare2657
      @amare2657 Před 3 lety +1

      @Lilliann Tanner people probably

  • @nadia3398
    @nadia3398 Před 3 lety +8316

    The fact that corpse admits his the imposter and still wins but fails at card swipe is the most iconic shit ever.

  • @NarinsCreativeCorner
    @NarinsCreativeCorner Před 3 lety +130

    I feel so sorry for this man. Card Swipe is one of the easiest tasks to me, but watching this makes me realize that for some people, it’s a REAL challenge to deal with.

  • @YoutuberGrudge
    @YoutuberGrudge Před 3 lety +143

    "I'm not ready to be imposter, my hands are shaking." Awww corpsie~

  • @ainsleyhariott4353
    @ainsleyhariott4353 Před 3 lety +3793

    Machine: too fast slow down
    Corpse: "I am speed"

  • @CelestialScripts
    @CelestialScripts Před 3 lety +15

    Pewds: Oh no, you murdered Jack.
    Jack: _Silently screaming and gesturing wildly._

  • @Eatheraii
    @Eatheraii Před 2 lety +16

    Pewds saying "You DO that CARDSWIPE" while laughing at Corpse while the alarms are ringing never fails to make me laugh

  • @kaitlin1609
    @kaitlin1609 Před 3 lety +11737

    The worst part is that the imposters knew Corpse was failing over and over again.

  • @nesconscious
    @nesconscious Před 3 lety +3577

    “what are you guys looking at?”
    “corpse.”
    “why?”
    “he’s been trying to do card swipe for 10 minutes”
    “....”
    “... he’s crying”

  • @peterringer9227
    @peterringer9227 Před rokem +11

    scarra's confession about corpse's card swipe in the end really made me burst out laughing

  • @bibbo3167
    @bibbo3167 Před rokem +50

    Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again”
    Corpse: **swipes faster*
    Card Swipe: “too fast swipe again”
    Corpse: “WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!”

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance Před 3 lety +7302

    Card scanner: *exists
    CORPSE: *sweats nervously

    • @OO-ek8sc
      @OO-ek8sc Před 3 lety +2

      F

    • @devil..cookie1923
      @devil..cookie1923 Před 3 lety +6

      The card swipe is easy

    • @ScarletFlames1
      @ScarletFlames1 Před 3 lety +2

      You guys know that it's content bait, right? Corpse has been playing this for how long and doing card swipes just fine? You can see all the bigger youtubers that show themselves playing games fail on purpose on things like that, or as Felix(pewdiepie) used to say "Oopsie! I failed, how clumsy of me!".
      Getting people annoyed at a simple fail creates "buzz" which causes people to comment as they're frustrated at the easy to spot mistake, which in turn makes the video more likely to be spotted by the algorithm as amount of comments or "participation" is definitely one of its criteria.

    • @HiThere-ek3ko
      @HiThere-ek3ko Před 3 lety +5

      @@ScarletFlames1 press X to doubt

    • @ScarletFlames1
      @ScarletFlames1 Před 3 lety +1

      @@HiThere-ek3ko what part are you doubting? Corpse deliberately failing to create content, other youtubers doing it on purpose or youtube algorithm counting comments as part of its recommendation calculation?

  • @clarahaley6098
    @clarahaley6098 Před 3 lety +5684

    i can never tell which is funnier: him massacring his pals while absolutely sweating bullets as an imposter, or watching him struggle to do basic tasks as a crewmate

    • @tempsinger7418
      @tempsinger7418 Před 3 lety +70

      Both, both is good

    • @rebeccafrogel647
      @rebeccafrogel647 Před 3 lety +119

      *sees “too fast. try again.”*
      *swipes faster*

    • @purplecat6399
      @purplecat6399 Před 3 lety +46

      I can tell hes used to being imposter

    • @real.snatch
      @real.snatch Před 3 lety +2

      @@purplecat6399 lol

    • @SnorrioK
      @SnorrioK Před 3 lety +9

      "Sweating bullets" means worse than sweat though, it's not a cool thing like you thought because when he was failing the card swipe, that's when he was sweating bullets.

  • @Starlit_Onion
    @Starlit_Onion Před rokem +12

    "You don't need to fail card swipe THAT much"
    You underestimate Corpse's power

  • @kitkatcrosby
    @kitkatcrosby Před 9 měsíci +5

    Charlie : there is no way corpse could fail card swipe so many times
    Corpse : o(.///. )o

  • @destroyndecay
    @destroyndecay Před 3 lety +28480

    Card: Too fast. Try again.
    Corpse: *swipes the card as fast as he possibly could*

    • @rjvonrete8134
      @rjvonrete8134 Před 3 lety +964

      I think he has issues with vision or was to stressed to read it 😂

    • @Ari-rh2zt
      @Ari-rh2zt Před 3 lety +78

      i am steal

    • @creispy_chu
      @creispy_chu Před 3 lety +719

      i think he couldn't control it because he said he was shaking.

    • @wickedwaters7010
      @wickedwaters7010 Před 3 lety +402

      He got stressed and his hands were shaking sooooo

    • @MrDartmania
      @MrDartmania Před 3 lety +449

      He has an eyepatch on one of his eyes and was his first time streaming so he was under alot of pressure

  • @FreaKCSGOHacker
    @FreaKCSGOHacker Před 3 lety +3000

    Corpse: "i'm nervous"
    everyone: "CARD SWIPE"

  • @kellyrussell1877
    @kellyrussell1877 Před 3 lety +12

    10:36 felix defending him and telling the others to back off though 🥺😭

  • @HobbesHobbiton
    @HobbesHobbiton Před 3 lety +7

    Card Swipe: Too fast
    Corpse: _I am speed_

  • @lilgator_3488
    @lilgator_3488 Před 3 lety +11751

    Corpse: *Legitimately trying to do the card swipe but failing.*
    Everyone: I don't know man that's kinda sus.

    • @NathanielSnider1017
      @NathanielSnider1017 Před 3 lety +97

      I would be sus of it too I mean... come on lmao

    • @spewe4474
      @spewe4474 Před 3 lety +36

      I truly hope that he wasn't trying because if he was I think he might need to learn how to read again

    • @chaitea9147
      @chaitea9147 Před 3 lety +2

      I was your 1.700 like

    • @beminae1603
      @beminae1603 Před 3 lety +2

      How is there 1.7k likes and 4 comments

    • @andreamoreno4626
      @andreamoreno4626 Před 3 lety +1

      Is this live?

  • @agnese3275
    @agnese3275 Před 3 lety +13521

    everyone: trying to find the imposter
    corpse: crying over card swipe

  • @EreNiYeagah
    @EreNiYeagah Před rokem +10

    I can't believe it's already been 2 years i really miss the old amongus

  • @fluffylionessssister163
    @fluffylionessssister163 Před 3 lety +21

    Corpse: how dose the best imposter in the game fail the card swipe 4 times in a row- 4 rounds in a row me: god damn he finally fucking did card swipe on the last round

  • @mayflower1108
    @mayflower1108 Před 3 lety +4893

    CORPSE: **Can murder in front of everyone and get away with it.**
    Also CORPSE: **Can't successfully swipe card to save his life.**

    • @queencewong6333
      @queencewong6333 Před 3 lety +119

      Corpse:
      "I fear no man, but that- thing..."
      card swipe task
      "It scares me."

    • @asii3
      @asii3 Před 3 lety +11

      @@queencewong6333 stolen comment.

    • @imperialcub7071
      @imperialcub7071 Před 3 lety +22

      @@fearfulness9721 10 billion people in the world and no 2 people can have the same ideas. NOPE not possible!

    • @DEXIFYIWNL
      @DEXIFYIWNL Před 3 lety

      1,000th like

    • @coollogan4840
      @coollogan4840 Před 3 lety

      @@fearfulness9721 off* maybe you should go to sleep

  • @moon-mu6ig
    @moon-mu6ig Před 3 lety +8482

    Bro dis dude actually is the best imposter but then can’t do card swipe

    • @theletterh9781
      @theletterh9781 Před 3 lety +306

      10/10 would trade my first-try swipe card for corpse's impostor skills

    • @ughjahy7760
      @ughjahy7760 Před 3 lety +13

      mood 💀

    • @permissionBRICK
      @permissionBRICK Před 3 lety +110

      Thats because he is imposter in every single round and has no crewmate experience

    • @congpan3036
      @congpan3036 Před 3 lety +25

      His hands were shaking

    • @clintriester6137
      @clintriester6137 Před 3 lety +8

      charlie is the best imposter but corpse is top 3

  • @mini9503
    @mini9503 Před 2 lety +3

    It's kind of late, but I _just_ caught trend of this game and been binge watching you guys' YT videos for a whole day.
    Just wanted to say, THANK YOU Corpse, for including other streamers' face cams during votes as much as possible. YOU had the best edits out of everyone.

  • @secrated3681
    @secrated3681 Před 3 lety +5

    A total of 32 cards swipes in the entire video. Love to come back and watch this. Classic 😂😂😂

  • @chinalebeau8021
    @chinalebeau8021 Před 3 lety +4961

    Poki: “I feel like you don’t need to fail card swipe that much”
    Corpse: *starts crying*

  • @ctotheatotheg827
    @ctotheatotheg827 Před 3 lety +4122

    Scares the shit out of everyone but fails a simple task.

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi Před 3 lety +14

      Huh 1k likes but no replies? I guess i will be the 1st one.

    • @justinegracepugong6446
      @justinegracepugong6446 Před 3 lety +10

      Huh 1k likes but 1 reply? Guess I'll be the second one.

    • @crybaby_5540
      @crybaby_5540 Před 3 lety +7

      Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess i will be the 3rd one.

    • @pxrisxiv
      @pxrisxiv Před 3 lety +4

      Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? I guess I'll be the third one.

    • @juberthubberly7776
      @juberthubberly7776 Před 3 lety +2

      Huh 1k likes but 2 replies? Guess I’ll be the third one

  • @DazTheHandy
    @DazTheHandy Před 3 lety +21

    Corpse: I fear no man but that thing (points at card swipe) it scares me

  • @Daisy-cd4ew
    @Daisy-cd4ew Před měsícem +2

    Yayyyyyyyyyy!!! CORPSE finally did the CARD SWIPE after 41 failed attempts and once he said slower he did it on his 42nd attempt

  • @tanaysha8223
    @tanaysha8223 Před 3 lety +13008

    corpse during the card swipe : " just smile and wave boys just smile and wave. "

  • @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx
    @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx Před 3 lety +4377

    Corpse:
    "I fear no man, but that- thing..."
    card swipe task
    "It scares me."

    • @liammack5494
      @liammack5494 Před 3 lety +6

      Stolen or realy similar

    • @ssjdiorr
      @ssjdiorr Před 3 lety +31

      @@liammack5494 why tf do you care if its stolen or not

    • @sxmmerskyes909
      @sxmmerskyes909 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ssjdiorr cuz it doesn’t deserve the likes

    • @SillySpiderWeb
      @SillySpiderWeb Před 3 lety +32

      @@sxmmerskyes909 literally I see comments like this all the damn time why sweat over it? It’s not a big deal and honestly I don’t give a shit
      Edit: I just what do be clear, i don’t think it’s ok to copy someone I just don’t think it’s something to waist your time complaining about depending on what they copied

    • @YourneighborJade
      @YourneighborJade Před 3 lety +3

      😂

  • @ANG3L.L1CA
    @ANG3L.L1CA Před 2 měsíci +2

    “If I do it faster, they’ll give up”

  • @strawberrios
    @strawberrios Před 3 lety +7

    7:20 “thanks sykkuno” :)

  • @hoodraccoon
    @hoodraccoon Před 3 lety +2905

    card scan: “too Fast”
    Corpse: *scans card faster*

  • @BirdGod
    @BirdGod Před 3 lety +2787

    Everyone: I fear one thing ... *CORPSE*
    CORPSE: I fear one thing ... *card swipe*

    • @Vivi_anne23
      @Vivi_anne23 Před 3 lety +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ginaliu4817
      @ginaliu4817 Před 3 lety +8

      How can you have a fear of corpse impossible
      His voice if perfect 🤤

    • @brushingteethuntil10ksubs70
      @brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Před 3 lety +2

      Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

    • @arisssssss
      @arisssssss Před 3 lety +2

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 What😃

    • @darcyam
      @darcyam Před 3 lety +1

      @@brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 I JUST SAW YOU On JAMES CHARLES'S POST sorry I'm just laughing about how you are travelling everywhere GHREJKW

  • @7yHR
    @7yHR Před 5 měsíci +2

    8:24 even the swipe machine was like: BRO READ!

  • @sinisterhunter
    @sinisterhunter Před 2 lety +7

    4:30 lilly is SO MAD at being killed

  • @tcs6106
    @tcs6106 Před 3 lety +4515

    Imagine corpse at a public library checking out.

  • @matteosoranna3031
    @matteosoranna3031 Před 3 lety +1864

    Card: too fast, try again
    Corpse: *continues to swipe the card like sonic*

    • @kagato3
      @kagato3 Před 3 lety +17

      It even says Bro Read Try Again once.

    • @ShadowDemonMind
      @ShadowDemonMind Před 3 lety +7

      Gotta go fast

    • @pizzariotin
      @pizzariotin Před 3 lety +4

      @@kagato3 no it says "Bad read"

    • @cftpafan
      @cftpafan Před 3 lety +6

      @@pizzariotin nah, it definitely says bro read

    • @ositaiza888
      @ositaiza888 Před 3 lety +1

      @@pizzariotin it switches between too fast and bad read

  • @korawolfsrain
    @korawolfsrain Před 3 lety +29

    Corpse is so freaking pure xD he's so cute with the failing card swipe and the "i'm nervous, my hands are shaking"
    Lets just protect him at all costs xD ❤

  • @easterbunny2030
    @easterbunny2030 Před 2 lety +4

    Jacksepticeye saying that to Corpse and then Pewdiepie making that comment “don’t give him too much shit” along with Jacks nod and Felix putting fingers on head close to hairline like a gesture of communication through playing game!!! Corpse is awesome I’m here fir it, and I love that they are playing this together💥💥💥

  • @16dragons
    @16dragons Před 3 lety +2725

    "Too fast. Try again"
    Corpse: INITIATE LIGHTSPEED

    • @aYamahaGrandPiano
      @aYamahaGrandPiano Před 3 lety +29

      Graystillplays: INITIATE 1000X LIGHT SPEED

    • @justbloomy_
      @justbloomy_ Před 3 lety +3

      I wheezed at this

    • @lennoxsommerville7451
      @lennoxsommerville7451 Před 3 lety +1

      How does no one realize this is fake

    • @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx
      @AbrahamLinclon-gg8lx Před 3 lety +11

      The worst part is no matter how many times it says too fast, he never slows down the tiniest bit.

    • @florsosa638
      @florsosa638 Před 3 lety +5

      Everyone talking over each other:
      Corpse: I can’t believe I failed cardswipe

  • @stacyroth8836
    @stacyroth8836 Před 2 lety +4

    Who else just randomly decided to come back and watch this a whole year after it came out because it is just that memorable?

  • @gabrielleparker4001
    @gabrielleparker4001 Před 2 lety +1

    bruh i still cant believe this came out a year ago- that means ive been in the otv plus the related to otv crew since a year ago. happy 1 year!!

  • @berthacox8835
    @berthacox8835 Před 3 lety +6093

    New CORPSE song:
    'Card Swipes Are Ruining My Life'
    This needs to happen.

  • @aleaal-aidid1850
    @aleaal-aidid1850 Před 3 lety +2918

    Corpse: is the best impostor ever
    also Corpse: weakness *card swipe*

    • @lyxla2579
      @lyxla2579 Před 3 lety +41

      *_fastest_* card swipe

    • @blepino2636
      @blepino2636 Před 3 lety +1

      xd

    • @BSJHSBI
      @BSJHSBI Před 3 lety

      y e s

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z Před 3 lety +3

      Thats why he is a good impostor: impostor dont have to do card swipe

  • @imsimple379
    @imsimple379 Před 2 lety +5

    Scarra cackling bc he did the task and dead chat screaming about it made me laugh so hard 🤣

  • @PlatonicPurplePanda
    @PlatonicPurplePanda Před 2 lety +1

    It makes it so much better seeing all their expressions too.

  • @meanya4687
    @meanya4687 Před 3 lety +3859

    CORPSE: doesn't wanna do face cam
    CORPSE: shows everyone else's face cam to make up for it

    • @rebecca_akin
      @rebecca_akin Před 3 lety +50

      Except for Toast :(

    • @nathaliejovanovic637
      @nathaliejovanovic637 Před 3 lety +109

      He doesn't do face cam so people can imagine how he looks like without getting disappointed

    • @anarobles9795
      @anarobles9795 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nathaliejovanovic637 oh? :(

    • @eminemisgod
      @eminemisgod Před 3 lety +96

      Bruh its his choice if he wants to show his face, if hes not comfortable then he doesn't have to. Its ok, there are many youtubers that dont show there face. And he probably thinks that people are going to judge him so he lets people image how he looks, he even shows a mask insteed of his face!

    • @imnotsmall6917
      @imnotsmall6917 Před 3 lety +23

      @@eminemisgod Im pretty sure it was a joke

  • @miglerindokaite5403
    @miglerindokaite5403 Před 3 lety +3790

    CORPSE: I'm nervous
    Everyone: *L E T S W A T C H*

  • @Stien58_
    @Stien58_ Před 3 lety +6

    The legend says that he is still failing card swipe....

  • @xd-893
    @xd-893 Před 3 lety +6

    Me: getting the swipe card done in the first try *
    Him: that.....
    My friend: 4 times to do swipe card so the light turns green*
    Him: red ,red, red, red, red, red, RED, red, red, red, red, red, red,
    Me: Green*
    My friend: red, red, red, red, green

  • @anyanaylor
    @anyanaylor Před 3 lety +674

    "TOO FAST"
    Corpse: That sign can't stop me because I can't read

    • @charlottemills8610
      @charlottemills8610 Před 3 lety +10

      IKR DID HE NOT SEE THE TEXT

    • @ilovenoodlesoup
      @ilovenoodlesoup Před 3 lety +1

      DW???

    • @brushingteethuntil10ksubs70
      @brushingteethuntil10ksubs70 Před 3 lety +1

      Random fun fact: when you brush your teeth, you are actually brushing your teeth! wow! crazy ik right? come watch me brush my teeth so i can feed the starving Nigerian prince in my emails.

    • @keylus4950
      @keylus4950 Před 3 lety

      Gas, gas, gas
      I'm gonna step on the gas
      Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover)

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 Před 3 lety +3868

    Corpse: **fails to do cardswipe in front of chat**
    Pewdiepie: EVERYONE WATCH HIM
    Corpse: **fails even more spectacularly**

    • @cchuuyarx1793
      @cchuuyarx1793 Před 3 lety +49

      The wording is ✨immaculate✨

    • @whiskeredwolf4861
      @whiskeredwolf4861 Před 3 lety +67

      Lmao poor Corpse, his anxiety probably wasn’t doing good things to him

    • @tristen9903
      @tristen9903 Před 3 lety +3

      @@whiskeredwolf4861 does anxiety work like that

    • @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy
      @CaptainRex-Managed_Democracy Před 3 lety +52

      @@tristen9903 Wha.. What do you mean "does it work like that"? It was his first time doing a livestream, so not only was he being watched by ten people in the actual game, but he also had 200k people watching his stream. Poor guy probably felt as bad as or even worse than when a really nervous person gets up on the stage. Also, the more nervous you get, the less rational you tend to be.

    • @sisypheanmxe8774
      @sisypheanmxe8774 Před 3 lety

      @@tristen9903 wym?