![Survival Guide to the Dutch](/img/default-banner.jpg)
- 16
- 8 870 196
Survival Guide to the Dutch
Netherlands
Registrace 29. 05. 2014
We are three indie film-makers, Canadian, American and Dutch, living in Amsterdam and creating a series about life in the low lands. From the bike paths, to food, to weather, to the World Cup, and beyond... Enjoy!
#11 How to Survive saying goodbye to a Dutch person
Corona made the problem go away for a while, but it's back: Dutch Kissing Confusion. Cause when greeting in The Netherlands, do we give 3 kisses, or just 1? Please tell us what you think in the comments!
Like this video? Help us make more and support us at
Patreon: www.patreon.com/survivalguide
Tikkie: tikkie.me/pay/8nbn87oeh0ggka4crdt1
Petje Af: petjeaf.com/survivalguidetothedutch
Like this video? Help us make more and support us at
Patreon: www.patreon.com/survivalguide
Tikkie: tikkie.me/pay/8nbn87oeh0ggka4crdt1
Petje Af: petjeaf.com/survivalguidetothedutch
zhlédnutí: 21 706
Video
STUDYING IN AMSTERDAM
zhlédnutí 163KPřed 3 lety
If you liked this video, you can now support us! 😎 The Dutch way, via Tikkie: tikkie.me/pay/ddktf3cc2eqreeg4mmau or the the more cosmopolitan way, through Patreon: www.patreon.com/survivalguide Huge thanks! survivalguidetothedutch What's the difference between a twarrel, scharrel and a kwarrel? How do you prevent your bike from getting stolen? What else should you know? The Unive...
KONINGSDAG IN QUARANTINE
zhlédnutí 72KPřed 4 lety
A Royal birthday, typically celebrated outside nationwide, is coming inside. But let's make the best of it: here's How to Survive... Kingsday in Quarantine. Enjoy today everybody!
Things Dutch people DON'T say.
zhlédnutí 539KPřed 5 lety
The Dutch like talking. But some things... you will NEVER hear them say. * If you like our video's, you can support us for as little as €1, €5 or €10 on Patreon! www.patreon.com/survivalguide Starring: Lore Dijkman, Kor Hoebe & Danielle Schel!~ Created by: Nicolas Balbontin, Tom Roes, Neil Robinson, Jesse Cohen Credits extra footage - Ted van Steeden: czcams.com/video/MwmRpI9rOSE/video.html
#10 How to survive Dutch Fireworks
zhlédnutí 2,4MPřed 5 lety
Help us make our next video by supporting us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/survivalguide Thanks to our Patreons: Marihen Gimenez, Alejandro Cadavid, Grahame B, Harrison Klein, Sander de Wijs, Maya Cohen & Willem Revis for helping us make this one! Most of the year The Netherlands is a pretty peaceful country. This all changes at the end of December, when it turns into a war zone, with teenage boy...
#9 How to survive... speaking Dutch!
zhlédnutí 874KPřed 6 lety
Speaking Dutch can be pretty tough. Weird choking sounds, crazy expressions, and an seemingly endless combination of words. Still, we asked some people to give it a try. For people who want to know more about 'Swaffelen': en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swaffelen Thanks to www.learndutch.org/ for helping us make this video!
#8 - How to survive the Dutch weather
zhlédnutí 1,2MPřed 6 lety
If you like these video's, you can now support us for as little as $1,- on www.patreon.com/survivalguide :) Follow us on Facebook! dutchsurvivalguide The Netherlands is a great country, except for this one thing: the climate. With an average of 100 minutes of rain per day, this place is just very, very wet. Here's how to survive... the Dutch weather! dutchsurvivalguide...
#7 - How not to DIE when pissing in an Amsterdam canal
zhlédnutí 120KPřed 8 lety
5 Ways to Survive: Plassen in de Gracht! Around fifteen men drown in Amsterdam's canals every year, when trying to pee in them while drunk. This has to stop. Please show this video to all male visitors of Amsterdam! An English adaptation made in co-production with De Speld!
#6 - How to survive Dutch people on bikes
zhlédnutí 942KPřed 8 lety
Holland can be a dangerous place. Especially when you're walking on a bike path and Dutch people are biking there. Here's a survival guide to bike lanes, bike paths, bikes & Dutch bikers, especially in Amsterdam! || Made by Tom Roes, Neil Robinson & Jesse Cohen. Please help us make more of these videos by supporting us on Patreon :) www.patreon.com/survivalguide
#5 - How to survive Dutch 'Koningsdag'!
zhlédnutí 458KPřed 9 lety
HELP US MAKE MORE VIDEOS: www.patreon.com/survivalguide Top 10 tips to survive Kingsday in The Netherlands!
#4 - A Survival Guide to Dutch Food
zhlédnutí 389KPřed 9 lety
HELP US MAKE MORE VIDEOS: www.patreon.com/survivalguide The Dutch are a simple and pragmatic people, and this is obvious when looking at their culinary techniques. The either mash the hell out of something, boil the life out of something or deep-fry the shit out of something.
#3 - A Survival Guide to Sinterklaas & Zwart Piet
zhlédnutí 354KPřed 9 lety
HELP US MAKE MORE VIDEOS: www.patreon.com/survivalguide The celebration of Sinterklaas means happy smiles for the children… and an annual racial debates for the adults… Here's everything you need to know to understand the Dutch stance on these jovial and mischievous chimney sweeps.
A SURVIVAL GUIDE TO THE DUTCH
zhlédnutí 111KPřed 9 lety
Welcome to The Netherlands! This tiny nation of 17 million people is a magnet for travellers from all over the world. But The Netherlands isn’t just any country. And the Dutch aren’t just any people. This cheese eating, clog wearing, tulip picking, bike riding, pot smoking, orange loving, prostitute allowing, gay marrying nation is unique. So while fitting in is nice, survival is key. And that’...
#1 - Why the Dutch are so crazy about the World Cup
zhlédnutí 358KPřed 10 lety
Although the Dutch are a proud and patriotic people, they don't often show it. There is, however, one big exception: The World Cup.
Dat is inderdaad hoe wij het doen😅
The Dutch should visit Milwaukee, you would find it acceptable.
Beste, zou je aub een video kunnen maken over de Fatbike “Hooligans“ 😝🤣
My mother used to make the wortel stamp pot. Loved it!
Het privacy stukje klopt niet, mijn moeder wilde altijd de ramen dicht, misschien is ze gewoon niet een echte nederlander. Zal wel zijn omdat ze uit limburg komt
Pretty funny and accurate 😂
19 jun 2024
Let me buy you and your wife a drink it’s my turn
DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP! OOOOHHHHHHH
One Day...we will be world cup winners..
DENNIS BERGKAMP!!!! DEEEEEEEEEENISSSSSSSSS BERKAAAAAAAAAAMP!!!!!! XD
3 kisses only forgodd friends or family
The good old days when the dutch team was really dutch! Now it 's a team full immigrants 🤮
🤣
"No era penalti" Agradezco a los holandeses por habernos dado muchos meses de risas interminables por bromas respecto a este momento. Mucho amor y hermandad a dos pueblos que en algún momento formaron parte del mismo imperio. 🧡🤍💙 💚🤍❤️
😂😂😂😂
Love this ❤
18 mil people 23 million bikes
Happiest kids in villages and small towns perhaps, but it's miserable in the bigger cities.
0:17 Those living in the lowlands have little to complain about- Ehm, I don't think there'll ever be a limit
All destructive fireworks have already been banned. We might forbid all of it,, but I don't think it's gonna stop us. At least I hope it doesn't. Your vid really feels like an anti-fireworks campaign. It really isn't as bad as you make it seem. It's just that all the worst cases that have happened within the entire country over the last decades have all been recorded, so it looks insane, but overall permanent injuries happen very rarely.
I just shake hands. I've literally only cheek-kisse on like 5 occasions in my entie life.
We mogen weer ❤
Ik ben de BOM
Niks gekoloniseerd hier jongens doe nou ff rustig, 't is gewoon nooit internationaal gegaan😂
Netherlands our only complaining about the weather 😅😅
yeah its true i've been living near s-heartogenbosh for 2 years and weather is ultra garbage here :/
Dutch tolerance, Just ask a native South African or Indonesian about dutch self righteous slavery and racism, sorry i mean arrogance… baaah got it wrong again.. “tolerance”
I absolutely dislike December.. if only it was just December 31st, but no.
My favorite weather in Nederland is the mysterious ground fog as it lifts in the morning.
On Aruba (Dutch Caribbean) ... I wouldn't choose for a bike ... it's not the weather ... it's the dogs and the cars. On our Island are more cras than people! And the dogs like to hunt you if you are brave enough to ride a bike
As a former habitant of 'Europees Nederland' (The Netherlands in Europe) I recognized a lot! Don't forget that the Dutch Kingdom is a little bit larger ... there is also 'Caribisch Nederlands' (Dutch Caribbean) en the Islands of Aruba (where I live now fro more than 25 years) Curacao and st. Maarten. We have our own perspecitve on weather ('Ay ... Calor!!') - I enjoyed your vidoe very much!
Geweldig dit
in short we Dutch are *never* happy with our weather
Ik ben Engels en ik wist een paar xD "unexpected guests are always welcome". Dit is helemaal niet waar xD
the law is very very clean on this: "First shalt thou take out the Holy Kisser. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. "
Every year, young americans are tested for the army. Every year 10% is rejected; IQ under 83; my avetar has an IQ of 84+ and knows more words than an average American.
We have 184 + nationalities in Holland. That brings many foreign reataurants and shops. I calculated for Polish contact, how long you can eat 2 times per day a warm meal, without eating twice the same. Answer: 24 years. You must be American, getting stuick at a few receipies only. By the way: the Dutch are the tallest ppl on the world; one of the reasons, they eat, unlike the americans, who eat fat and sweet only, excellent food. I would suggest; look around a bit.....even for Americans--who are not too smart--this video is extremely stupid.
Ik jank. Tis al lang niet meer zo geweest helaas :,(
I sing for the last sentence!
Парень который держит парня красивый
You accidentally paid more than was necessary. Here is your money back.
Bwahahahaha- and I'm only part Dutch!
After almost 10 years. Still gives me goosebumps
I love it. Im coming down there!
2024 we kijken dit nog
2024 we kijken dit nog steeds
Two things Dutch people never say: "I am sorry" and "I was wrong"
Back when we had some freedom
As a Dutch person, this kinda irks me. It is not completely true. I suggest people watch the channel Let's Cook Dutch to see what else is there in Dutch cuisine.