@@suusovergaauw5257 niet letterlijk natuurlijk, maar ik durf er mijn geld wel op in te zetten dat bijvoorbeeld brabanders of limburgers guller zijn als dat Noord hollanders dat zijn. die staan er nog al om bekend gieriger te zijn. Ik denk dat wanneer je weer in Friesland ofzo zit de mensen ook weer over het algemeen guller zijn dan de mensen in de randstad. Het zijn gewoon een compleet ander soort mensen, niet persee negatief dus.
Ja, ik woon dus in Zweden, en hier zijn ze wel helemaal van het "showen". Als ik in Stockholm weer zo'n randdebiel in een sportauto hard hoor gassen krijg ik plaatsvervangende schaamte.
@OhPlease a In most villages I have been with a 100 inhabitants they either have no traffic lights or there is a major traffic route going trough that village. Yes there are a few exceptions, but they're not that crazy.
The problem is that most traffic lights are placed at extremely stupid places and also take too much time to go from red to green. Some streets have traffic lights every 100 meters and some streets have none for like 500.
Yeah or we just don’t care and are impatient sons of bitches.. i mean i know...if the light is red and there are 0 cars i will cross because there is no danger.. plus i doubt police will care here either as long as you are walking or biking.. they will probably warn you but not much else
Ezzel Official you’r right. When it comes to Western people; young people and middle aged people have packed agendas. But when they get old they wish someone would visit. Such a shame. I’m a non-Western myself. As a child the kids from the neighbors who were Dutch would always come by without appointment and ask to play outside. Me and my sis and brother never did that. My mum would not allow us. So i find that funny.
I found this in my recommendation which is pretty cool. Im not Dutch but just a former colony of theirs. I remember our history book saying that you guys are a tall bunch and after watching this video im pretty sure the book was right. Greetings from Hindia Belanda!
I was born and live in Panama my dad was dutch and my wife is German so on vacation with my wife to Germany i decided to surprise my aunt and uncle in Nijmegen, my German wife said to call them but i wanted to surprise them and went unannounced , big mistake . They where glad to see me of course specially after traveling halfway around the globe but they made damn sure how i had spoiled there weekend plans. So formal. But very proud of my dutch blood.
And I don't get that you would want to walk around in artifical light when there is sunlight. It is not about letting other people walk inside, it is about sunlight anf being able to look outside yourself. I seriously don't get why you would have windows if you are going to close your blinds every single time. Just go live in a bunker then
Also if they pay a bit more they will not say 'Don't worry, it is just a few Euros anyway.' But some of the foreigners get almost offended if you want to give them the 1 or 2 euros extra that they paid. Very very very Dutch to count every cent.
@@marn200 My sister and I definitely write down every 10 cents we spend on each other's stuff. Nothing wrong with asking for it back, when instead, you might be risking a; 'I always pay for you' kindof situation. Gifts are gifts and when it's not a gift, you pay them back :) Also, I still remember the friends that owe me money. One owes me 22 euros and I haven't spoken to him in ages. He probably doesn't think of me anymore. But I remember the 22 euro's and if I meet him one day.... *dramatic tone* he will pay.
Ja man, niet eens aanbellen, gewoon uit het raam schreeuwen "Godverdomme, doe die tyfus herrie uit of ik bel de klote politie!" Ahh ik hou van Nederland
Most dutch people don't seem to like germans, but I've always really liked you guys. And the great thing about Germans: They know how to build stuff to last, which I think is amazing. Here in the netherlands we build flimsy little things and then complain when they get vandalized. I've seen little lampposts in some minor park in Aachen that will probably still be stuck entirely intact to some spacerock once the earth gets eventually destroyed. Real german quality. Lots of love from The Hague.
Ik ga stuk, de sarcasme is zo mooi, hoe ze ook allemaal een serieus gezicht weten te houden vind ik best indrukwekkend. XD. Het klopt allemaal zooo erg. Je moet gewoon van Nederland houden, kan niet anders. 😂👌🇳🇱
Er is niet eens echt een Nederlands woord voor dit Engelse concept "commitment"? Hoe zou je het in gidsnaam naar Nederlands vertalen? "offended" is ook zo'n mooie die niet echt een Nederlandse vertaling kent.
@@marn200 Nee, dat is "insulted"; er is nogal een verschil tussen die twee. In Nederland is het illegaal om een ambtenaar in functie te beledigen; als het illegaal was om een ambtenaar in functie te "offenden" dan was het nogal een politiestaat hier. "Sorry but I'm offended by your sense of fashion, here's a 100 EUR fine."
@@Arseni.P Nee, dat is "hurt". "to hurt", "to insult" en "to offend" betekenen echt verschillende dingen in het Engels of zo maar in het Nederlands heeft "to offend" gewoon niet echt een vertaling. Ik denk niet dat een Nederlander ooit zal zeggen "Ik ben gekwetst doordat ze gewoon naakte mensen op TV tonen"; dat klinkt raar, je bent gekwetst als iemand iets naars over jou des specifieken zegt; niet omdat iemand iets doet waarvan je vindt dat het sociale normen schendt.
I quickly learned I should not drop uninvied to my inlaws or my girl-friend neighbor. I'm coming from the south of Georgia, just dropping by is something to unlearn.
Next on things a Dutch never say: - I don't like drops. - I am perfectly satisfied with the weather - I will not ever smile and say hello to a stranger on the street.
Guys please upload more! At least after the virus dies down. You got A LOT to cover. For example: pubs & drinking culture, DATING, politicians, education system, etc. Sincerely, a curious non-Dutch loyal viewer.
Oo hat het met you? The only Dutch I remember from touring Holland in 1988 & 1990 in blues bands. The spring estafet (? I know I messed that up 😭) was awesome in 88.... it was also a birthday party for Queen Beatrice......maybe that was the main thing. I had just purchased a 68’ ES-335 & played for the first time at the Oosterport in Groningen. I LOVE Holland and it’s people. I would like to visit. I was always working so a visit would be great! Still in Houston 😭 lol, 😂🤓🤪👍☝🏻 BTW, I named that Gibson “Queenie” in honor of Beatrice & it remains one of my best instruments.
@@Wilbtube: No it was an original Dutch song, written for the cornotion of the King. You can imagine how happy he was with this gift from the Dutch citizens...☺
@@dittedatte8046 It was a mismatch of fragments of amateur poets' hasty work, set to a rejected melody that the composer had had on his shelf for over ten years, which every Dutch teacher refused to rehearse with her/his students because of all the Grammatical mistakes. If the king was happy with that gift, it just shows he has bad taste. But then we already knew that, as he married the daughter of a JUNTA MEMBER, in spite of the constitutional stipulation that the crown prince should marry someone "of uncontroversial stature and background".
@@dittedatte8046 Sorry to have misinterpreted it! That horrific coronation song is still too much of a sore memory to me. It marked the day I started favoring constitutional reform. :)
I can say this is quite accurate. I might disagree on the commitment thing but that is diffrent for everyone, in some regions its like that in some it isn't.
Relocated to the Netherlands 3 weeks ago and have already caught the irony and the truth from video. And I like that behavior and way of life, meets my criteria. Except the debit card being delivered for 10 days already within the city.
Aaaahh dat is echt lief. xD En supergrappig. Mijn vader en ik keken eens naar een verhaal van Jeugdjournaal, waar het over Mexico ging, een of andere ramp. De vrouw zei, nogal luid en dramatisch; 'Ja en in het hete Mexico....waar natuurlijk de tranen rijkelijk vloeien-" En mijn vader zei heel droog; 'Nou, als het zo heet is dan verdampen ze wel weer.." en ging een tosti voor me halen. xD
@@melody4ever227 Een hele tijd geleden was er ook iets over een man die polio-vaccinaties gemaakt had ofzo. In ieder geval iets tegen polio. En die was dood. En we zijn niet christelijk, we zaten meer een beetje slap te wauwelen, maar daar kwam het volgende gesprekje uit; Mijn moeder zei als conclusie na de documentaire; Nou..hopen dattie een mooi plaatsje in de hemel gekregen heeft, hè? En ik zei: Ja...maar iedereen gaat naar de hemel hoor... ook de gemene mensen. De hemel is voor iedereen.' Mijn moeder is even stil, kijkt voor zich uit en zegt dan met een heel grappig, bekakt stemmetje; Maarrrrrr..ze mogen niet allemaal op dezelfde mooie stoel!'
@@melody4ever227 :p Nouja, de Nederlandse taal leent zich meer voor dat soort dingen, geloof ik. In het Engels heb je de 'y' of de 'ie' of de 'ey' als je iets wilt verkleinen, maar in het Nederlands is het 'tje/kje/pje/bje' en dat klinkt een stuk grappiger. Volgens mij heeft het iets met de taal te maken in ieder geval...Engelsen maken ook woordgrappen, maar de Nederlanders meer. Die zijn met poezie, gedichten, rijm, taal en kunst bezig en de Engelse comedy zit meer in de bewegingen of de manier waarop je het brengt. En de Amerikanen hebben het meer op herkenbare situaties :P
Ask you out to dinner but that doesn't mean that you pay for their dinner....in the USA they call it going out to dinner "Dutch treat" meaning everybody pays for their own
When I rode my bike in the US people would stop me and tell me to wear a helmet. I told them that this was not my first time. They got confused, I got confused...
@@TheSeanoops Sunlight, free warmth and social connections. If you like your across-the-street-neighbour, it makes sense. I very strongly dislike mine and he stares, so I have closed my curtains for 4 years now. I have gotten used to it. Once he leaves, I will open them up again.
OMG the Dutch are so nice they even leave most of the comments in english for the rest of the world to enjoy (eventhough most of them are Dutch themselves who read and watch this vid).
Vertaal de titel maar gewoon naar het Nederlands, want er zijn toch alleen maar nederlanders die hierop reageren. Nederlanders die allemaal engels gaan praten, omdat ze denken dat buitenlanders het allemaal gaan lezen. Misschien 5% tot 10% van de kijkers zijn buitenlands
0:35 This is not typical dutch. This is typical Amsterdam. In Limburg, Brabant, Drenthe people can even enter through the back door. Another weird thing is, 'Making fun of the Belgians'. Most people from Amsterdam have Brabantian (mostly from Antwerp) ancestors .
When I walked home from work I always passed by a house with the curtains wide open and all the lights on. So every night I stopped and decided "hey, if they want to me to look in, I will" so every night the people inside became very aware of me standing there. But I owned a shop, so people looking inside was a common thing for me... I thought I'd return the favor.
Guys, just write in Dutch.. only dutch people are watching this video
Hahahah echtzo
Maar je comment is zelf in het Engels lmao
@@bardoclauslukas7578 Fijn dat je de grap begreep, lampie
@@bardoclauslukas7578 r/wooooooooosh
I'm Portuguese and I'm watching this.
Iedereen praat Engels in de comments terwijl letterlijk iedereen Nederlands is?
Niet waar. Ik ben (nog) niet Nederlands 🤷♂
@@AndreaVos En hopelijk nooit..
Omdat we een veel te beleefd land zijn in dat opzicht; we passen ons altijd aan qua taal
Ben jij dom ofzo?
Zo waar haha
I was actually waiting for someone lending some money and not wanting it back later because they're such good friends
That would have been spot on. "keep those 2,50 I would never ask that back from you"
It depends on where you live in the Netherlands. The further you go to the south, the more generous the people get I think.
Timo Wilms dat slaat nergens op
@@suusovergaauw5257 niet letterlijk natuurlijk, maar ik durf er mijn geld wel op in te zetten dat bijvoorbeeld brabanders of limburgers guller zijn als dat Noord hollanders dat zijn. die staan er nog al om bekend gieriger te zijn. Ik denk dat wanneer je weer in Friesland ofzo zit de mensen ook weer over het algemeen guller zijn dan de mensen in de randstad. Het zijn gewoon een compleet ander soort mensen, niet persee negatief dus.
Why call it lending, when you try to steal from your friends?
This chat is G E K O L O N I S E E R D by the dutch
Specerijen?
@@aramisaac4292 frikandel broodje
Zeg makker, kijk je toevallig Forsen? 😔
Verse vis!!
KOKOSNOTEN ZIJN GEEN SPECERIJEN
And we are so nice that we tell our friends that they don't have to pay us that 1 euro back
STUUR EFFE TIEKKIE VOOR DIE 10 CENT MAAT
Hahaha zo waar😂
@@cryogenical_ lmaooooo
True, das echt waar
1euro dat is klein geld dat hoef ik niet
Ja, ik woon dus in Zweden, en hier zijn ze wel helemaal van het "showen". Als ik in Stockholm weer zo'n randdebiel in een sportauto hard hoor gassen krijg ik plaatsvervangende schaamte.
Bedoel je niet "spörtåutö hjård hör gæssen"?
@@SuperDaan64 Bijna, de æ word alleen in Denemarken en Noorwegen gebruikt:v
Ja dat weet ik maar probeerde wat extra variatie te brengen
@@SuperDaan64 Krijg er spontaan nostalgische Breezah MSN naam gevoelens van
@@JustIngrid86 👏
“Stop making fun of the Belgians” I dead because I am Belgian, glad to see the feeling is mutual hahahaha
We love Belgians. But making fun of you is irresistible
amai he
Wait... MUTUAL?!
MUTUAL?!
DON'T YOU DARE!
Us making jokes about you is a sign of friendship and love. You should be worried if we stopped making these jokes
I'm Dutch and my neighbors actually asked me to turn my techno/hardstyle music up once, I miss them :(
What happened to them?
I moved :p
@@0sinder0 😂
Damn that are awesome neighbors.
I just don't give a fuck about my neighbours... I always hear their dog bark and their children scream, so i turn up my rawstyle as revenge
It's not so much that we don't want to obey the law, just that we think we know better.
@OhPlease a In most villages I have been with a 100 inhabitants they either have no traffic lights or there is a major traffic route going trough that village. Yes there are a few exceptions, but they're not that crazy.
The problem is that most traffic lights are placed at extremely stupid places and also take too much time to go from red to green. Some streets have traffic lights every 100 meters and some streets have none for like 500.
Yeah or we just don’t care and are impatient sons of bitches.. i mean i know...if the light is red and there are 0 cars i will cross because there is no danger.. plus i doubt police will care here either as long as you are walking or biking.. they will probably warn you but not much else
I never got how in hollywood movies people just stop by unexpectedly, like no im not in the mood for you
Those people also often don't have their doors locked (in Friends for example)
Yeah, I hate that. I have one friend who does that pretty often and I HATE it, but I am too polite to tell her... :D
It's a pretty common thing in non western society
Ezzel Official you’r right. When it comes to Western people; young people and middle aged people have packed agendas. But when they get old they wish someone would visit. Such a shame.
I’m a non-Western myself. As a child the kids from the neighbors who were Dutch would always come by without appointment and ask to play outside. Me and my sis and brother never did that. My mum would not allow us. So i find that funny.
Bohdy Pennings i have this friend who does it sometimes. And i just cannot stand it. Not her but its always in that moment you are busy
I forgot to pay you back last week
No that was on me
@@koenbuurman8123 haha okay
best gameplay cancer Wouter you owe me 20 cents
That's why I am not dutch
I like Dutch sarcasm
Now THAT was a good one!!
@@blackpearlaruba9227 yup this One is djtch
Ik ook
''Nee, ik heb geen zin in een saucijzenbroodje''
Ja! Waarom zat die er niet in?
😂
Frikandel broodje man
Voor de Brabanders worstenbrood jonguh
@@sa-ih3xy Broodje kaassouflé speciaal.
I died when the old lady asked him if he could turn the music up 😂😂
I like it so mats!
I found this in my recommendation which is pretty cool. Im not Dutch but just a former colony of theirs. I remember our history book saying that you guys are a tall bunch and after watching this video im pretty sure the book was right. Greetings from Hindia Belanda!
Belgium is a extension pack of the Netherlands
True
Also an extension pack of france
A DLC.
LMAO
Southern Netherlands*
Hahaha Why het koningslied That song is the worst
Koningslied is the best thing on earth
Because you never hear it from anyone's home, you confirmed it's a good part of the video
Yeah.. That song really is a sausage.
DE W VAN WILLEM
Iedereen die de goedkeuring gaf zou 5 jaar moeten krijgen voor het beledigen van het Koningshuis.
We don't forget our helmets we don't have helmets
tht was the joke
I would also add: “I feel generous today”
'I love this weather'
Annika Heijmans i say that
When it’s a nice temperature
And it rains
And I’m riding my bike
And you all are probably thinking I was sarcastic
@@Jilamcam omg that's not me I feel like I'm the only one wearing a sweater with 20 °C
I was born and live in Panama my dad was dutch and my wife is German so on vacation with my wife to Germany i decided to surprise my aunt and uncle in Nijmegen, my German wife said to call them but i wanted to surprise them and went unannounced , big mistake . They where glad to see me of course specially after traveling halfway around the globe but they made damn sure how i had spoiled there weekend plans. So formal. But very proud of my dutch blood.
I have a Spanish dad and whenever we see a house that you can just look into whithout any problem he's so confused on why people would do that.
As a latin person I can confirm, it icks me. Cant believe they love letting people just look inside.
@@da1stamericus it is more the sense of we've got nothing to hide.
Free sunlight means, no electricity-costs.
And I don't get that you would want to walk around in artifical light when there is sunlight. It is not about letting other people walk inside, it is about sunlight anf being able to look outside yourself. I seriously don't get why you would have windows if you are going to close your blinds every single time. Just go live in a bunker then
Not sure about other dutch people, but for me its just i don't care enough about your opinion to take away my own access sunlight...
I was teaching my kid to ride a bike when I got the notification. I hope he's ok, I'm about halfway through the video😂
0:46 so true we always Joke about Belgium and Germany
Koning Karamel rude
And we as Belgians make fun of the Netherlands so it's equal
Also if they pay a bit more they will not say 'Don't worry, it is just a few Euros anyway.' But some of the foreigners get almost offended if you want to give them the 1 or 2 euros extra that they paid. Very very very Dutch to count every cent.
Acacius I’m still getting €2,85 from some friends ;)
@@marn200
My sister and I definitely write down every 10 cents we spend on each other's stuff.
Nothing wrong with asking for it back, when instead, you might be risking a; 'I always pay for you' kindof situation.
Gifts are gifts and when it's not a gift, you pay them back :)
Also, I still remember the friends that owe me money. One owes me 22 euros and I haven't spoken to him in ages. He probably doesn't think of me anymore.
But I remember the 22 euro's and if I meet him one day.... *dramatic tone* he will pay.
Ik ben een Italiaan die al 9 jaar in Nederland woont , en deze video is formidabele! TOP! 🤗
(obviously I joined the channel)
"can i borrow a hairtie? i promise i'll give it back!"
yeah... my ass. Im missing 23 of em
Maar even...Wie de fak draagt een helm op een fiets😂
Amerikanen.
En de rest van de wereld..
Duitsers
Elke Amerikaan
ik in groep 3
Lol with the music one we would just say "Doe die tyfus herrie is uit"
Ja man, niet eens aanbellen, gewoon uit het raam schreeuwen "Godverdomme, doe die tyfus herrie uit of ik bel de klote politie!"
Ahh ik hou van Nederland
“We are so grateful for the strength of the German economy “
As a Dutch person I can safely say this is true
that beer made me feel sad
As a German I think dutch people are sooo AMAZING, I love their humor and kindness🌟
I am not Dutch but I love Germans and Germany so much
I studied in Heidelberg 3 years ago
Dankeschön :) Ich liebe eure hilfsbereitheid und die Brezel!
Wat hangt er aan de de waslijn? 😉
Most dutch people don't seem to like germans, but I've always really liked you guys. And the great thing about Germans: They know how to build stuff to last, which I think is amazing. Here in the netherlands we build flimsy little things and then complain when they get vandalized. I've seen little lampposts in some minor park in Aachen that will probably still be stuck entirely intact to some spacerock once the earth gets eventually destroyed. Real german quality. Lots of love from The Hague.
Ik ga stuk, de sarcasme is zo mooi, hoe ze ook allemaal een serieus gezicht weten te houden vind ik best indrukwekkend. XD. Het klopt allemaal zooo erg. Je moet gewoon van Nederland houden, kan niet anders. 😂👌🇳🇱
the last one made me lose it - well made video!!! great job :)
Geweldig gemaakt ! wederom top!
they sound so dutch even when talking english. you can clearly hear their accent. (i'm flemish btw)
Hahaha zo waar. Vooral ook dat “zullen we trouwen na 1 jaar?” 😂
Er is niet eens echt een Nederlands woord voor dit Engelse concept "commitment"? Hoe zou je het in gidsnaam naar Nederlands vertalen?
"offended" is ook zo'n mooie die niet echt een Nederlandse vertaling kent.
ImperialMarchInHumanBowelSounds offended is toch beledigd?
@@marn200 Nee, dat is "insulted"; er is nogal een verschil tussen die twee.
In Nederland is het illegaal om een ambtenaar in functie te beledigen; als het illegaal was om een ambtenaar in functie te "offenden" dan was het nogal een politiestaat hier. "Sorry but I'm offended by your sense of fashion, here's a 100 EUR fine."
@@imperialmarchinhumanbowels5726 bedoel je "gekwetst"? Dat is op zich een goede vertaling daarvoor
@@Arseni.P Nee, dat is "hurt".
"to hurt", "to insult" en "to offend" betekenen echt verschillende dingen in het Engels of zo maar in het Nederlands heeft "to offend" gewoon niet echt een vertaling.
Ik denk niet dat een Nederlander ooit zal zeggen "Ik ben gekwetst doordat ze gewoon naakte mensen op TV tonen"; dat klinkt raar, je bent gekwetst als iemand iets naars over jou des specifieken zegt; niet omdat iemand iets doet waarvan je vindt dat het sociale normen schendt.
Well, for the religion one, I've heard and used it many times😂
But only as a joke
Die laatste😂😂
I quickly learned I should not drop uninvied to my inlaws or my girl-friend neighbor. I'm coming from the south of Georgia, just dropping by is something to unlearn.
Op de veluwe gaan we zaterdags door en zondag toch wel naar de kerk.
Uitzonderingen heb je altijd.
Geweldig, bijna helemaal goed!
Next on things a Dutch never say:
- I don't like drops.
- I am perfectly satisfied with the weather
- I will not ever smile and say hello to a stranger on the street.
@Irfan Hekimoglu The majority of Dutch people say that they hate licorice [drop] tho xD
Dubbel Zout
Guys please upload more! At least after the virus dies down. You got A LOT to cover. For example: pubs & drinking culture, DATING, politicians, education system, etc. Sincerely, a curious non-Dutch loyal viewer.
"You look good" when you don't.
Oo hat het met you? The only Dutch I remember from touring Holland in 1988 & 1990 in blues bands. The spring estafet (? I know I messed that up 😭) was awesome in 88.... it was also a birthday party for Queen Beatrice......maybe that was the main thing. I had just purchased a 68’ ES-335 & played for the first time at the Oosterport in Groningen. I LOVE Holland and it’s people. I would like to visit. I was always working so a visit would be great! Still in Houston 😭 lol, 😂🤓🤪👍☝🏻 BTW, I named that Gibson “Queenie” in honor of Beatrice & it remains one of my best instruments.
By ‘oo hat het met you’, you probably mean: hoe gaat het met jou? Which means: how are you doing☺️
when we see a expansive car like that we'll just say "aso'' or ''Wojoo''
'De Dag die je wist dat zou komen'
Translation:
'The Day you knew that would come'
Heey in English it sounds much better...😂😂😂
Maybe it was Gooogle Translated from English to Dutch? The result was shitty crap anyway.
@@Wilbtube:
No it was an original Dutch song, written for the cornotion of the King.
You can imagine how happy he was with this gift from the Dutch citizens...☺
@@dittedatte8046 It was a mismatch of fragments of amateur poets' hasty work, set to a rejected melody that the composer had had on his shelf for over ten years, which every Dutch teacher refused to rehearse with her/his students because of all the Grammatical mistakes.
If the king was happy with that gift, it just shows he has bad taste. But then we already knew that, as he married the daughter of a JUNTA MEMBER, in spite of the constitutional stipulation that the crown prince should marry someone "of uncontroversial stature and background".
@@Wilbtube:
My answer was meant to be sarcastic...😁
@@dittedatte8046 Sorry to have misinterpreted it! That horrific coronation song is still too much of a sore memory to me. It marked the day I started favoring constitutional reform. :)
People who drink beer without foam don't understand life.
I moved to The NL two years ago and this is sooo true!
This was absolutely revolting to watch. Well done
I can say this is quite accurate. I might disagree on the commitment thing but that is diffrent for everyone, in some regions its like that in some it isn't.
My mother was visiting the Netherlands. She was so taken by the amount of helpfullness.
We love foreigners! (Well... some of them)
@@lolalo6344 You're joking right
@@RobotronSage in what way?
There are a few loud places that aren't big fans of foreigners, but that's the case in most countries.
@@lolalo6344May I ask wich places?
@@witbfmkw6773 I would say mostly the country side.
“No I insist after you”
Spot on.
Relocated to the Netherlands 3 weeks ago and have already caught the irony and the truth from video. And I like that behavior and way of life, meets my criteria. Except the debit card being delivered for 10 days already within the city.
Ik weet niet hoor maar elke avond als wij alle gordijnen enzo dicht doen zeggen mijn ouders altijd vet droog “doei boze wereld” 😂😂😂
Aaaahh dat is echt lief. xD En supergrappig.
Mijn vader en ik keken eens naar een verhaal van Jeugdjournaal, waar het over Mexico ging, een of andere ramp.
De vrouw zei, nogal luid en dramatisch; 'Ja en in het hete Mexico....waar natuurlijk de tranen rijkelijk vloeien-"
En mijn vader zei heel droog; 'Nou, als het zo heet is dan verdampen ze wel weer.." en ging een tosti voor me halen. xD
@@Widdekuu91 hahaha geweldig 😹
@@melody4ever227
Een hele tijd geleden was er ook iets over een man die polio-vaccinaties gemaakt had ofzo. In ieder geval iets tegen polio. En die was dood.
En we zijn niet christelijk, we zaten meer een beetje slap te wauwelen, maar daar kwam het volgende gesprekje uit;
Mijn moeder zei als conclusie na de documentaire; Nou..hopen dattie een mooi plaatsje in de hemel gekregen heeft, hè?
En ik zei: Ja...maar iedereen gaat naar de hemel hoor... ook de gemene mensen. De hemel is voor iedereen.'
Mijn moeder is even stil, kijkt voor zich uit en zegt dan met een heel grappig, bekakt stemmetje; Maarrrrrr..ze mogen niet allemaal op dezelfde mooie stoel!'
@@Widdekuu91 hahaha waarom zijn Nederlanders zo comisch met opmerkingen 🤣
@@melody4ever227 :p Nouja, de Nederlandse taal leent zich meer voor dat soort dingen, geloof ik.
In het Engels heb je de 'y' of de 'ie' of de 'ey' als je iets wilt verkleinen, maar in het Nederlands is het 'tje/kje/pje/bje' en dat klinkt een stuk grappiger.
Volgens mij heeft het iets met de taal te maken in ieder geval...Engelsen maken ook woordgrappen, maar de Nederlanders meer. Die zijn met poezie, gedichten, rijm, taal en kunst bezig en de Engelse comedy zit meer in de bewegingen of de manier waarop je het brengt. En de Amerikanen hebben het meer op herkenbare situaties :P
Geniaal!😂💯
WoW oke bedankt voor deze aanval
We dont say that stuff because we talk Dutch 🙂
Mhm I also talk english tho
@@jigglypuff1800 in public to random strangers?
@@spzer2557 if the random stranger doesn't speak dutch, sure :P
No shit, Sherlock
Ask you out to dinner but that doesn't mean that you pay for their dinner....in the USA they call it going out to dinner "Dutch treat" meaning everybody pays for their own
It completely depends on the situation though..
Good one again
Als je die grafmuziek draait kom ik inderdaad langs ja.
Wat Nederlanders wel zeggen: Jo man ik kreeg nog een euro van je ik stuur je wel ff een tikkie
0:45 it couldn’t be more relatable 😅😂😂
When everything is so true and accurate I cant
Thanks i ll share
N e d e r l a n d
Jij bent mijn kampioeeeeeen!
Really true, I’d never say these things 😂
When I rode my bike in the US people would stop me and tell me to wear a helmet. I told them that this was not my first time. They got confused, I got confused...
My mother is EXTREMELY paranoid about closing the curtains. Other than that I think everything is correct.
My mom always wants them open "or else the neighbours will think someone died inside"
Why would you not want to close the curtains?
My brother hasn't even purchased any curtains for the living room after years of living there haha
@@TheSeanoops Sunlight, free warmth and social connections.
If you like your across-the-street-neighbour, it makes sense.
I very strongly dislike mine and he stares, so I have closed my curtains for 4 years now. I have gotten used to it. Once he leaves, I will open them up again.
@@Widdekuu91 Fair enough.
Ehm, we do like our privacy. Especially in Amsterdam
Yeah right..
Dutch people don't know what curtains are.
Amsterdam isn't Dutch anymore. It's tourist/expat/annoying rich young students country now.
@@CaptainDisappointing
You want to talk about it? ... little shit
1:16 Holy shit! Is dat Dokkum?
Unexpected guests ARE welcome to make an appointment..
natuurlijk mag je blijven eten we hebben genoeg.
elke keer als wij dat zeggen kijken de hollanders ons raar aan nee ik eet thuis had ik op gerekend.
No foam just the way i like it
*GET OUT*
De laatste heb ik meegemaakt
'ey is a red light eh'
Can you please upload again it's been 9 months :(
WORKING ON IT!!
Survival Guide to the Dutch that would be great thank you 😄
HAHA its funny because its true. mooi man dit
I legit laughed out loud when you got to Belgium xD
That last thing actually happened to a friend of mine but his neighbours were on coke lol
Seems more like Holland instead of The Netherlands though
its one country
Bas van de Laan Not really, Holland is more just the Randstad which roughly only makes 25% of the country while The Netherlands is the whole country
Sfinx Videos yes but people that live in Holland are Nederlanders I live In Groningen and I am still a Nederlander
Sfinx Videos people that live in Noord or zuid Holland are still Nederlanders
Nobody cares about the rest
OMG the Dutch are so nice they even leave most of the comments in english for the rest of the world to enjoy (eventhough most of them are Dutch themselves who read and watch this vid).
Direct doorgestuurd naar mijn Estse vriendin. Erg accuraat, klasse!😁👍
I always wait for the red light though.
0:31 that made me cringe
It was disgusting even though I am not Dutch
Vertaal de titel maar gewoon naar het Nederlands, want er zijn toch alleen maar nederlanders die hierop reageren. Nederlanders die allemaal engels gaan praten, omdat ze denken dat buitenlanders het allemaal gaan lezen. Misschien 5% tot 10% van de kijkers zijn buitenlands
Daarom is de titel ook in het engels, voor die 5%
best episode
Haha, love this!😂
Hmmm, are you sure this isn't just about the Randstad area????
Nobody cares about the rest tbh
Indeed, Dutch people never speak English to other Dutch people.
The neighbor asking me to turn it up actually happend with me, and I am from Belgium.
Ja man helemaal waar💪
0:35 This is not typical dutch. This is typical Amsterdam. In Limburg, Brabant, Drenthe people can even enter through the back door.
Another weird thing is, 'Making fun of the Belgians'. Most people from Amsterdam have Brabantian (mostly from Antwerp) ancestors
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Why would you ride a Bike with a helmet
We are the very best bikers in the world 🇾🇪
Hahaha leuk gedaan!
Congrats for coming on dutch TV!
Thanks!
@@SurvivalGuidetotheDutch youre welcome, did you like it on there?
When I walked home from work I always passed by a house with the curtains wide open and all the lights on. So every night I stopped and decided "hey, if they want to me to look in, I will" so every night the people inside became very aware of me standing there.
But I owned a shop, so people looking inside was a common thing for me... I thought I'd return the favor.