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The funniest way to retire from international football
I'm speechless.
So today we uncover how Tokelo Rantie's international career ended. What kind of rabbit hole did I get myself into...
#football #soccer #funny
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Canada Are Into the Copa America Quarterfinals!
zhlédnutí 395Před 14 dny
So wow, hope! What a foreign feeling! Canada made it out of the Copa America group stage while giants like the USA and Mexico crash out. Finally I can bring positivity to this channel again! Music czcams.com/video/Bt0QDrDefFA/video.html czcams.com/video/2e3TyzBkItk/video.html czcams.com/video/zEUvZhMinC4/video.html czcams.com/video/DLjk0rJUItk/video.html #football #soccer #copaamerica #copaamer...
To Italy
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Italy were knocked out of Euro 2020 today by Switzerland. To mock their football team, I made this. My intrusive thoughts took over. I apologize for nothing. I may have declared war on all of Italy. Subscribe for more food crimes. Music: czcams.com/video/U-xsosv6uM0/video.html #football #soccer #italy #euro2024
The China National Team Is Doomed
zhlédnutí 30KPřed 21 dnem
China play again in September. I have less than 3 months of happiness left. We're doomed, it's Chinover, I want to cry. Music czcams.com/video/GDOREr2WcAY/video.html czcams.com/video/Kw0wLLVEMaA/video.html czcams.com/video/FuT6PpFdZ48/video.html czcams.com/video/wAukvwLCVbM/video.html czcams.com/video/iPgyutB-i60/video.html #football #soccer #china #worldcup
China Just Barely Made It to the 3rd Round of World Cup Qualifiers
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My prayers have been answered, thank you Singapore for saving my pathetic excuse of a national team. So by some miracle China made it to the third round of World Cup Qualifiers? But how did we do it? More specifically, how did Singapore do it for us? Music czcams.com/video/X7k0TEWGbkY/video.html czcams.com/video/8C-F-3dvGuYh/video.htmlttps://czcams.com/video/Y1PKVhk_bvU/video.html czcams.com/vi...
Dear China National Team, Please Give Me Hope
zhlédnutí 270Před měsícem
Hopes, prayers, all fail before the almightily terrible China national team. Boy oh boy, a lot of emotions in this rant as we explore China's situation right before the last World Cup qualifying match. Also sorry for the constant breathing in the mic, that's something I gotta work on lol Music czcams.com/video/ndYDxpFfMfE/video.html czcams.com/video/uPa-ItyRT6U/video.html czcams.com/video/PY-5l...
Can China Qualify For the World Cup Qualifiers 3rd Round?
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Please man, just please, please make it China. Don't embarrass ourselves again, have we not suffered enough? Can China make it to the third round of World Cup qualifiers? Honestly who knows at this point. Music used: czcams.com/video/dk4qy6spITM/video.html czcams.com/video/8C-F-3dvGuY/video.html czcams.com/video/IfIUuvq_bBc/video.html czcams.com/video/GDOREr2WcAY/video.html #football #soccer #w...
We're Screwed.
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Kylian Mbappe has joined Real Madrid, God help us all. Follow me on twitter: Uni1ife Music used: czcams.com/video/0-Hy0905ZBg/video.html czcams.com/video/iG04z0Tfadg/video.html czcams.com/video/iPgyutB-i60/video.html #football #soccer #realmadrid #barcelona #mbappe
I AM ENRAGED - BC School Sports Are Trying to Ruin Badminton
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BC Schools just made the worst decision I've heard of in badminton, we need to talk about it. A committee of clowns and dunces, nothing more to say. #badminton #school #sports
Xavi Was Sacked, We Are a Circus of a Club.
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Just. Why. Why, Laporta?? Explain this to me! We were doing decent all things considered and after begging Xavi to stay, you now force him out after a month! Why???? Pick one lane or the other, none of this wishy-washy nonsense! The pain, man. The way we disrespected our legend is disgraceful. Follow me on Twitter: x.com/Uni1ife Music used: czcams.com/video/oy2zDJPIgwc/video.html czcams.com/vid...
The Canada National Team is Making Me Nervous
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The Canada National Team is Making Me Nervous
The El Clasico Suffering Continues
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The El Clasico Suffering Continues
1000 YEARS OF PAIN - My UCL Quarterfinals Review (2nd Leg)
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1000 YEARS OF PAIN - My UCL Quarterfinals Review (2nd Leg)
Chelsea Still Haven't Paid Tribute to Angry Rantman
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Chelsea Still Haven't Paid Tribute to Angry Rantman
Finally-kusen: How Bayer Leverkusen Defied the Odds and Won the Bundesliga
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Finally-kusen: How Bayer Leverkusen Defied the Odds and Won the Bundesliga
Goals Galore - My UCL Quarterfinals Review (1st Leg)
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Goals Galore - My UCL Quarterfinals Review (1st Leg)
Can Barcelona Get Past PSG? My UCL 2023-24 Quarterfinal Predictions
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Can Barcelona Get Past PSG? My UCL 2023-24 Quarterfinal Predictions
Vancouver Whitecaps Are Giving Me Hope This Season | Watching Vancouver vs. Portland (ft. Eric)
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Vancouver Whitecaps Are Giving Me Hope This Season | Watching Vancouver vs. Portland (ft. Eric)
Sleep Deprived Boi Slowly Has World Cup Hopes Restored
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Sleep Deprived Boi Slowly Has World Cup Hopes Restored
The China National Team is Making Me Nervous (Again)
zhlédnutí 105Před 4 měsíci
The China National Team is Making Me Nervous (Again)
Lautaro Sent That Ball Back to Milan - Champions League 2023/24 Round of 16 Review (2nd Leg)
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Lautaro Sent That Ball Back to Milan - Champions League 2023/24 Round of 16 Review (2nd Leg)
We Blew It.
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We Blew It.
China National Team, PLEASE Don't Blow This
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China National Team, PLEASE Don't Blow This
Manchester United's Season Has Been a Disaster So Far
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Manchester United's Season Has Been a Disaster So Far
Announcing the Start of a New Series: Food Reviews
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Announcing the Start of a New Series: Food Reviews
On This Day in 2022, The Comeback of The Decade Began
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On This Day in 2022, The Comeback of The Decade Began
Final Day in Paris and Visiting Versailles Palace - Europe Trip 2023 (Part 6)
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Final Day in Paris and Visiting Versailles Palace - Europe Trip 2023 (Part 6)
Lol Bayern - Champions League 2023/24 Round of 16 Review (1st Leg)
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Lol Bayern - Champions League 2023/24 Round of 16 Review (1st Leg)
Lionel Messi's Hong Kong Controversy Explained
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Lionel Messi's Hong Kong Controversy Explained
Mbappe Wants to Leave PSG (and I'm shaking with fear...)
zhlédnutí 324Před 5 měsíci
Mbappe Wants to Leave PSG (and I'm shaking with fear...)

Komentáře

  • @richardxie1669
    @richardxie1669 Před dnem

    I don't have hope in China's men's football team. Their form right now is abysmal: 1-4-5 (I do W-D-L) in the last 10 games and as of today, they scored 8 goals and conceded 13 (with .5 more goals expected to concede per game!!).

  • @UmisMulleT
    @UmisMulleT Před 3 dny

    Many people underestimate Indonesia, that's okay, but just looking at it will surprise you

  • @raynerben3843
    @raynerben3843 Před 5 dny

    Admit it😂

  • @gambitacio
    @gambitacio Před 8 dny

    I thought the thumbnail was players hired by the CCP to play for the Chinese national team but then I saw the Japanese flag. 😂

  • @koukihayashi8693
    @koukihayashi8693 Před 10 dny

    Social credit -100000000

  • @natanua7046
    @natanua7046 Před 10 dny

    Chinese people only good in sports where they're using hands like ping-pong, basketball, badminton....! Or even masturbation ?

  • @AR-bh3mn
    @AR-bh3mn Před 10 dny

    As an Indonesian supporter, it is better to be in the same group as Australia, Japan, China and Saudi rather than being in the same group as Qatar. 🗿 Tough group, but better than the Referee!

  • @dennyakmalludin
    @dennyakmalludin Před 12 dny

    Please, Tell me who the thumbnail is??

  • @AlexanderShaddock
    @AlexanderShaddock Před 12 dny

    1:07 football heritage

  • @skyrozx
    @skyrozx Před 13 dny

    let two big ones rip while watching this video

  • @Reeykut
    @Reeykut Před 13 dny

    Just put the Indonesia flag, and you can easily get views.

  • @Blueseal844
    @Blueseal844 Před 13 dny

    History in china means a just propaganda to the world with no Solid evidence, sad to you bro😢from JP wwwwwwwwwe

  • @Yderthere
    @Yderthere Před 14 dny

    You're underrated bro

  • @VaishnavNegi
    @VaishnavNegi Před 14 dny

    I feel you. In fact I'm you, from India. 🥲🥲🥲 We're trash. Even more so than China. What use are our huge populations when both our countries can't find or prepare 11 guys to play a good game of football without embarrasing 3/5th of the world's population? 😮‍💨

  • @BrianVison2.0
    @BrianVison2.0 Před 15 dny

    never lose hope in china 🙏

  • @nopoint2427
    @nopoint2427 Před 15 dny

    I love China NT slander. One of the worst teams to exist despite nationalizing overseas players and overpaying for overhyped managers all they do is disappoint.

  • @farneze2
    @farneze2 Před 15 dny

    Brothers is there a variety show about football can recommend?

  • @mthokozisinkomoxulu8097

    I'm South African And I Don't Even Remember This Story 😅

    • @mondlimchunu8489
      @mondlimchunu8489 Před 14 dny

      So am I, never ever heard this shit

    • @mthokozisinkomoxulu8097
      @mthokozisinkomoxulu8097 Před 14 dny

      This Is Probably One Of Those Stories That's Popular On The Internet With No Validity Eg Hakimi's Divorce. If It Is True I Don't Blame Him. Shakes Mashaba Was Trash

  • @ScarIsBad
    @ScarIsBad Před 15 dny

    career ending injuries are already sad enough but this.................

  • @iammeandmyself2083
    @iammeandmyself2083 Před 15 dny

    Chinese football is hopeless, just don’t know why, I gave up long time ago, used to have a notification for Chinese team, now I gave up. It’s unbelievable we cannot nurture nor can we find 11 decent players out of 1.4 billion people, too much corruption in CFA. Chinese men are too spoilt too many me and me only attitude. I don’t see any Chinese players that get their head down and train hard, a bit of success and it goes to their head. Chinese women are much better, traditionally they are hard workers.

    • @NuukaYT
      @NuukaYT Před 6 dny

      Are there any Chinese players in the European league?

  • @gukoi
    @gukoi Před 15 dny

    Oh boy

  • @CrxsbySZN
    @CrxsbySZN Před 16 dny

    let’s put him up top, he’s probably better than Elkeson

    • @unilife4603
      @unilife4603 Před 15 dny

      He would stink up the opposition for sure

  • @makaylalesmana3558
    @makaylalesmana3558 Před 16 dny

    probably eating chipotle (Btw congrats on 500 subs)

  • @Yderthere
    @Yderthere Před 16 dny

    Nice

  • @unilife4603
    @unilife4603 Před 16 dny

    I wonder if making this right after Kroos' retirement was a good idea

  • @Potatochips698
    @Potatochips698 Před 16 dny

    China is cooked

  • @matanoto
    @matanoto Před 17 dny

    congrats (please remember me when your famous i came back to check on you and you were at 200 subs now almsot 500 congrats man.)

  • @rayzhang7591
    @rayzhang7591 Před 17 dny

    Happy for our friends up north. Hope GGG (if he’s not fired, somehow) can learn a thing or two about coaching from you guys.

  • @Supesei
    @Supesei Před 17 dny

    as long it's not Qatar, Nothing is impossible

  • @ngenthops1966
    @ngenthops1966 Před 17 dny

    hahaha i feels like qatar is our asians public enemy country in football. pretty sure with you bro. 😂

  • @unilife4603
    @unilife4603 Před 18 dny

    Update: LESSGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @gukoi
    @gukoi Před 18 dny

    Never thought Canada wood be good

  • @itsRNDKbitch
    @itsRNDKbitch Před 18 dny

    The happier maqwell be like:

  • @Leonie-qk2wu
    @Leonie-qk2wu Před 18 dny

    You're the goat for supporting china, a true supporter 🙏

  • @pemujakufaku2031
    @pemujakufaku2031 Před 18 dny

    UniLife and Maqwell when there's a match between China and Vietnam: czcams.com/video/gkBC07FxanY/video.htmlfeature=shared

  • @sawyertuide7636
    @sawyertuide7636 Před 19 dny

    That thumbnail LMAO For real, China needs to stop trying the “throw money at players and the fans will come” strategy, and rather improve the youth development (facilities, nutrition, coaching) for Chinese dudes who actually want to play football Fans come with memories and experiences, which comes from success, which starts from developing young players.

  • @axcel_riki
    @axcel_riki Před 19 dny

    THAILAND so much better than INDONESIA. Indonesia will the last place.... worst team

    • @yr2985
      @yr2985 Před 18 dny

      Cry more😂

    • @RAMZBOT0-5
      @RAMZBOT0-5 Před 18 dny

      Womp womp

    • @jo3763
      @jo3763 Před 17 dny

      Then where is thailand right now? 🤔

    • @AR-bh3mn
      @AR-bh3mn Před 10 dny

      I can't see Thailand in the Group Phase!? 😂 Where does Thailand play?

    • @user-nm3cl
      @user-nm3cl Před 7 dny

      Thai still crying after final whistle against singapore

  • @Nick_Cyd
    @Nick_Cyd Před 19 dny

    Meanwhile US gets grouped

    • @unilife4603
      @unilife4603 Před 19 dny

      Grouped on Canada day too 😂😂

  • @CrxsbySZN
    @CrxsbySZN Před 19 dny

    Bench Larin and Canada win tomorrow

  • @Yderthere
    @Yderthere Před 19 dny

    Lets go new video

  • @sirodarikampung8531
    @sirodarikampung8531 Před 20 dny

    Japan Australia Saudi Arabia Indonesia Bahrain China

  • @vardy_van
    @vardy_van Před 20 dny

    bro, there is a little boy who is trying to qualify for the world cup but is immediately confronted by Asian bosses💀

  • @fachriwahyudi9613
    @fachriwahyudi9613 Před 20 dny

    still not gonna be an easy match to face China in this group frankly, but we are more than ready to get 3 points. see u at Jakarta!

  • @misbahuddinazis855
    @misbahuddinazis855 Před 20 dny

    Bruh.. you got 99 miscalled from Chinese people liberation Army.. 😂

  • @_RayNotHere_
    @_RayNotHere_ Před 20 dny

    The Chinese Maxwell is here and I will be watching, Subscribed!

  • @peruano-quichwa---aymara8611

    I would be more optimistic, largely because of my Chinese ancestry (I am Peruvian by the way). Indonesia is a national team built by thugs. At least Peru played in five World Cup and competed in Copa America by their own, whereas Indonesia has played a thuggish form of football for years. They reinforced it with foreign players though, but they have little value to add in outside keep playing like gangsters. Bahrain is a strong team, but it is also deeply emotional. Bahrain is good when playing against formidable teams but for some reasons they can also flop. If China can exploit these teams' weaknesses, then being in the playoffs is not a bad wish.

  • @jotarokujo9164
    @jotarokujo9164 Před 21 dnem

    Indonesia is full of overrated mercenaries and nothing more than that. Uzbekistan used 99% domestically trained players and still we ate Indonesia 2-0. The Indonesians could complain to referee many times they want, but what a pathetic team they are.

    • @nuraisya1391
      @nuraisya1391 Před 17 dny

      Apa yang bisah di banggakan oleh tim penuh drama, badan besar, kena kentut jatuh😂😂 semua dunia sudah menonton drama mu dan kalian cocok bersama Qatar, sama2 pemain drama😂😂

    • @jotarokujo9164
      @jotarokujo9164 Před 17 dny

      @@nuraisya1391 Siz indoneziyaliklar qachon og'zingizni yumishni o'rganasiz?

    • @PotatoMan2254
      @PotatoMan2254 Před 17 dny

      yapper

    • @nuraisya1391
      @nuraisya1391 Před 16 dny

      ​@@jotarokujo9164kenapa semua netizen melihat drama yang dilakukan pemainmu, bayak sekali di YouTub dan Uzbekistan menjadi bahan tertawaan, bersama Katar, bayak netizen mengatakan Qatar dan Uzbekistan cocok untuk bermain drama😂😂

    • @jotarokujo9164
      @jotarokujo9164 Před 16 dny

      @@nuraisya1391 Hahaha, shuning uchun indoneziyaliklar o'zlarining haqiqiy me'yorlarini unutadigan foydali ahmoqlarga to'lami? 270 million, lekin 11 nafar mahalliy indoneziyalik futbolchilardan iborat yaxshi jamoa topa olmadi. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @luishernandezblonde
    @luishernandezblonde Před 21 dnem

    To be frank, China's chance relies heavily on how they play against Bahrain and Indonesia. Indonesia's overuse of naturalised players will give them some edge, but I am sure Indonesia won't even have a chance to qualify directly, and even playoffs seem too difficult for them. Bahrain is fascinating, as it is not as skilful as Oman or Qatar, but it is a physical team and tend to follow a physical football approach. Saudi Arabia is in a transition, and it is not helped by Mancini's ongoing feuds with some players. While Saudi Arabia is clearly too formidable for Indonesia, Bahrain and China, their vulnerability made them more likely to lose important games. AFC's corruption by keeping Japan and Australia in a similar group made me sad, but that's what would happen when corruption is in control.

  • @andyhive6908
    @andyhive6908 Před 21 dnem

    t3 is gonna be jpn, aus, saudi. 33% chance 67% hope china gets 4th