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Shortcut. Allows holes in gays 😂

Technically: a policula.

Only the professor would be heavily optimizing max greed into death

This is pure genius!

this challenge might actually be fun and fair if not for the hand size restriction. I love the ideas of some of these challenges, but most of them are like "play the game but every boss blind effect is always active and you only get 1 joker slot and 2 hand size. Antes scale 10x faster." the challenges are supposed to put a fun twist on the game, while not making them TOO much more difficult. this is absurd

Prof forgetting to spend his money after the first round and becoming a gold statue like Sa'luk

I like the little dance the cards do after you win a hand

Heart absolutely SANK at 40:05

Wouldn't playing cards debuffed by a boss allow full redraws? Seems like a viable strategy for this challenge.

the proffessor needs to read challenge rules, #1 source of losses

challenge idea: jokerless on the ancient gold stake

From round 1, once you find a winning hand in your 8-card hand, you can first use every extra hand for a High Card worth +$3, for a total of +$9 per round. Not doing that costs *a ton* of money.

I’m actually so Icked rn cuz I watched the last half an hour waiting for the damn dna to go off and bro just ends the video 😭😭😭

GLOUTINOUS joker😂

I wonder if you can get duellog to collab on yugioh

11 minutes goes hard

4 minutes ago gang

frist

Black deck is awful to play lol.

$20 pay out + ectoplasm when you asked for it is nutty 28:00

2:00 Ok I know you can’t call your shots if you don’t call your shots, but this is ridiculous.

just my opinion, but part of the beauty of the balatro song is that it's a perfect backing track. a jazzier / more 'interesting' version is great for a single listen, but to be looped especially over the course of 1.5h, or more like 4 across all 3 videos, to be honest, i find it to be pretty grating. just a vote to return to the normal track in the future, nothing against the remix itself.

MFW my face card Gold Stake run hits the Plant on Ante 7: 1:11:11

Coulda dropped midas for the sock my buskin, only had one non gold face card then.

Thank you for the wake-up call at 20:13

28:11 Now, Nirvana's rendition of The Man Who Sold The World is playing in my head.

he left ricky on read!

The immediate sixth sense is wild

Wouldn't it make sense to hold onto the Aces, jacks, 5's and 2's when you have so many extra hands after the second blueprint? Or does the extra dollar or three each round, from the hands saved, make more of a difference in extending the run for a bigger pants ultimately?

Why you dont play hands of 4 cards After double Blueprint?

Throwing for content

the bgm is going crazy

curious why going back in time is the move - is it because the pants already scale too much and we don't expect to be using all our hands anyway? initially i was thinking less hands means smaller pants in the long run, but i'm not really sure how all the math works out once we get to endless

I mean I can't will stuff, like you can.

Balatro - MC Hammer edition.

I'm sorry the comedic timing of 1:42 was incredible

Even such big pants can't hold your enormous wee, professor

where is part 3 yorick record?

these pants would be smaller than caseoh still

Most people may assume the jimbos have science defying elastic to allow pants to grow so large, really it’s just a reapplication of their well known clown car tech

Maybe we'll finally be able to hold that big wee

First?

Incredible run, I would get overwhelmed so quickly with this challenge

Red steels are Gary!!!

This hard mode. 5 neg certificates. 4 blueprints, and a brainstorm pinned to the right.

I love certificate. Such a cool challenge. Hats off to CC

Thanks for the love on the tunes my dude!!! Happy to be of service providing good quality jams! 🫡

Brutal.. love it 😂

Whoever said that couldn't be more wrong Ive watched so many 1+ hours vids of yours And I will be continuing

Better a certified gambler than the other kinda certified we have heard people sing about recently