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Guardiola is alluding to. But it’s been raining so much lately so the dryness doesn’t make sense. They must’ve neglected watering it as well.

Ange mate couldn’t help but notice you didn’t have any hilarious funnys to drop in this press conference. What’s wrong mate I came to this video hoping to see the big light hearted Aussie bloke drop a few hilarious gags. After all that is the work of a top manager, just crack a couple of smart arse jokes hey. Tactics, set pieces, the fact that i rely on the ridiculous pace of one central defender to defend my whole team - none of that stuff matters for big ange mate coz he’ll say something funny in the press conference. The fact that my team’s been on a downward trajectory since the first ten games and I’m relying on that to appear relevant now and still getting worse. The fact that my footballs becoming increasingly more found out and predictable as the season’s gone on. Nah none of that matters to big Ange mate coz Tottenham are on a journey to the football promised land with Angeball mate. We’re gonna be challenging for the title NEXT YEAR mate.

This is from a neutral. I think we can all agree that premier league needs to do something about players, like Ben White, constantly pushing the opponent's goalkeeper, during corner. It is very obvious that it affected the GK ability, to stop 2 of the 3 goals. Congrats to Arsenal btw.

How the hell is the pitch dry? It was raining before kickoff.

Ange needs to go to Specsavers. Defending set pieces has been a big problem plus the goalkeeper not strong enough,gets pushed around .

Unbelievable how the journos let this guy off the hook. He’s coming off another two week break to prepare for what is in essence the biggest game of his season. He’s coming back after a pathetic 4 nil away loss at Newcastle against their b team at best. And he’s down 3 nil at half time in the NLD and you can’t tell me that arsenal weren’t affected by fatigue in this match. This is disgraceful. And he sits there and continues to live in complete denial about the amateur ish standard of his team’s set pieces. Not one single question about tactics or anything. What a disgrace. If raya didn’t pass Romero the ball in the second half spurs wouldn’t have gotten a goal at all most likely in this game. But according to big Aussie larrakin Ange it’s because the only player in his team with mentality is Romero. Ah ok so that’s the reason why this team has lost these last two matches in such embarrassing fashion. Ok mate… 😂 The truth is these pathetic journos are all actually shit scared of hilarious “nice guy” Ange. Nice guy Ange is actually a very thin veneer when all of sudden his chips are down and things aren’t going his way. You’ll see that he quickly turns into angry, gaslighting Ange that tries to cover up his own shortcomings by attempting to humiliate people or play down any questions that try to probe him.

What a week it's been. Slapped Rnt Bois 5nil and tiny Totts at their ground to celebrate St Totteringhams day

Pochetino is done we all know it.

He gets balder and balder lmao

Klopp the Flop. 🥳🥳🥳

Pep changes the goalkeeper, please. Ederson is the most insecure I've ever seen in goal.

After watching the game i was wondering "Why people rate him so high", his team doesn't even understand basics of football!

Whats with the talking to the table 🤨 and...boy is he pissed

As a City fan i'll miss Klopp , great bloke firstly and a great coach as well , hope he enjoys some rest with his family

Ortega can still win is the league he’s amazing

Really valuable win today. Nottingham Forest played very strong. There ware moments when I really thought they will equalise...

Coke maybe D

Thumbnail looks like Arteta just smelt one of my farts. (they are very nasty - I should probably see a doctor).

Man is pissed.

Keep doing what you do Jack a really nice guy

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Fix the damn set plays. How many goals do we have to give up to wake up on set plays?

He's right. The papers have no clue what they're talking about. City were awful today. They just saw the game through. If they play like this they not winning it

Come on guys pls show respect to ederson he helped city win the champions league hope he recovers soon

I keep saying this years now, Ortega is better keeper than Ederson trust me

High time man city gets a proper third goal keeper

He looks Cillian Murphy

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Pep Guardiola.

Pep can play the violin with a piano.

Boy am i happy Eddie is injured.....i like Ortegas game composed and decisive common city

Shit management of a press conference

Ghost sit around camp fires giving each other Pep talks

Pep tells his watch ⌚️ what time it is

The boogeyman looks under his bed every night to make sure Pep isn't there

Pep is the next Mandela

Come on City

Pep is the next Bruce lee

0:00 “Really Hard” - Pep Guardiola Verdict on Nottingham Forest 0-2 Man City 0:49 Title Race 1:14 Guaranteed top 4? 1:55 Tired? 2:35 “Doesn’t look good” on Ederson Injury 2:49 Jeremy Doku Substitute Reason 3:07 Pitch 3:37 Title Race 5:25 “Ask me this question when we are top” __ Outro

They're marching to the title it feels like. Every season in March April and May - Pep finds a way to win. 4 straight PL titles its looking like.

Pep is the next Michelangelo

Pep is the next Aristotle

Pep is the next Marcus Aurelius

Pep once heard nothing can kill him so he tracked down nothing and killed it

The dry pitch backfired on Forest

Pep is the next Picasso

Ortega this season was Man City goalkeeper let him finish the league

GOAT by miles .. No one can lace his boots

Very nervy game

Could not have picked a better thumbnail. LOL too funny

Pep never sweats. He makes his skin cry.