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I saw the concept trailer for the 6th film and nearly died when I heard, "My father, Captain Jack Sparrow..." Bruh... Excellent points in this video, btw. I agree with pretty much everything you said. The 4th and 5th films felt like money milking films, instead of films that told a story like the first three.

Hot take. It's my second favorite one! I don't think the first *three* had a single story being told; only the second and third did. The Mermaid scene is amazing.

Is it the worst one? Yeah for sure, but by the standards of modern blockbusters it’s solid

I’d watch this one over stranger tides tho

I guess I'm the only one that liked this movie 😅

After that fifth film, the fourth film isn't all that bad..

I agree with this whole video. But I'd add one thing. ORLANDO BLOOM AND KIERA KNIGHTLEY SHOULD'VE HAD MORE THAN 3 MINUTES OF SCREENTIME. They could've done so much with the concept of Jack and Henry coming to Elizabeth with their plan to save Will. Will could've come in clutch bringing the Dutchman in to fight the Silent Mary. AND THEY JUST DON'T SHOW UP IN THE FILM EXCEPT AT THE START AND THE END. WHO THE FUCK DECIDED TO BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL AND BEST SIDE CHARACTERS JUST TO COMPLETELY SIDELINE THEM FOR THE ENTIRE FILM?

Me: Pirates can we have Will Turner? Pirates: we have Will Turner at home

Jack was hardly the only terrible part of the move.The retcon with the compass' origin is just where I start. There is also the retcon with Will turning into a sea creature like Davey Jones became, the reason that Jones became like that was because he wasn't doing the duty of ferrying souls, Will _is_ doing that duty so should not be devolving like that. The original idea was that in doing his duty properly and having Elizabeth wait for him (unlike Calypso not doing for Jones) he would be freed after ten years, probably with his Father Bootstrap taking over the duty like the true man of the sea that he is. This sloppy retcon combined with the bad setup for the whole plot just deletes the beauty of the original trilogy's implication and says "nah, we can do better" (they couldn't). Uh, how exactly was Carina conceived when Barbossa spent most of the timeframe either undead or _actually_ dead? The running joke about how Carina must be a witch for being able to _use sea charts like any sailor in this or any other time period would be capable of._ is incredibly tired and poorly thought out. The idea that the Compass would unleash your greatest fear if you betray it makes *no* sense whatsoever, in the second and third films it swaps hands constantly for Jack's convenience. Why would Salazar's ship be Jack's biggest fear anyway, after he destroyed it why would he even need to ponder on it again, it was very old news. How was the ship cursed like that in the first place. The whole plot was just such a mess of retcons and bad writing... ... (and they did Jack's character dirty.)

I enjoyed it waaaaay more than on stranger tides

If i was the director of the movie i would make Jack the make thing happen mastermind he his and i would have love that Jack tells Henry the story of between him and Salazar and i would make an epic battle with the black pearl and the Queen Ann’s Revenge against the Silent Mary

Actually, no. I won't be signing that petition. Depp made it very clear that he didn't want to participate in another pirates film and we should respect his wishes. Pirates is dead, and Disney killed it, and it shall remain dead, and that's OK

Ngl, I think I get more enjoyment from the 5th movie than the 4th, but it's not by much and I'd rather just forget 4 and 5 exist

Wow. I only remember the 4th movie because I remember that I forgot it existed. I didn't even know there was a 5th.

What I realized while penti and ragetti are gone, means that all the crew from POTC3 apart from the 2 british soldiers turned pirates were slaughtered during black beards ambush, it should've been a good reason for POTC4, actually sad they didn't do that.

Yes, Jack had no purpose in this one. There were a couple of scenes and even a subplot that only served to make the film longer and added nothing. One of them was really disgusting and the other one, completely ridiculous… But the thing that annoyed me the most was how wasted Salazar got. He looked astonishing, but Sparrow doesn’t seem to remember him at all. We don’t have one single scene of real tension between those two and Jack Sparrow literally spends half of the film running away from him wondering why he wants to kill him. He doesn’t recognize him at all.

Potc 4 is the worse by far it goes 1,2,3 and 5

I disagree. Pirates 6 is the worst

Also want to note, outside the US, the title is worse In the US, its called "Dead Men Tell No Tales" In the UK, its called "Salazar's Revenge"

When the trailer for this movie came out, I thought the dialogue was really Disney cringe. It was no longer witty or clever. Just bad.

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Clicked off when I heard "Carina is a good character" lmfao

Bring the big fella back for another season! And....bring the Cortina with him!

now that there's two more of these in the disney pipeline, you're probably gonna need to change the title of this video

All good things come to an end. If it doesnt end, its not good.

"Right, so you took the word of a loan shark... You know you're as bright as you look" - Gene Hunt Top Cop

Eu amo Jack sparrow 👑 ☠️ prá sempre. amo todos os dias ❤️❤️❤️💋

There are only a handful of decent/rewatchable elements from movies 4 &5... 1. The escape from the King and Barbossa in PotC OST 2. The Spanish destruction of the Fountain of Youth 3. The first 2/3s of the Young Jack flashback with Salazar; everything in the last 1/3 that broke canon sucked... 4. Barbossa's death and reveal to his daughter 5. Will's reunion with Elisabeth (despite the fact that they ignore his heart being in a box in Elizabeth's bedroom and he should have died the moment his link to the Flying Dutchman was broken. Idk, maybe Calypso took mercy on him and magically teleported his heart back into his body since she always seemed ro like him, but she apparently also brought Davy Jones back to life which seems to contradict that...)

Ah yes, when every PotC sequel exists for Jack Sparrow, and then you get the fifth movie where they somehow write him as a completely different character.

Mark Kermode the uilimate POTC hater said "its not the worst of them but it is the least of them".

i didn’t need to watch this video, it’s obvious and i know exactly why, still i watched this video, and i liked it

In my opinion LoM and AtA were so ahead of their time. So criminally underrated

I don’t have a problem with the Spanish, I do have a problem with how complicated the process is to achieve eternal life with the two chalices, mermaid tears, an unknown location that make you wonder how any survivors told the tale

1. WHAT IS THIS SERIES ???? 2. WHERE CAN I WATCH IT ???

Frankly the thing that pissed me off the most about the 5th movie was the complete disregard for the lore. William being turned into Davy Jones is blatantly stupid; Jones became the way he was cause he wasn't doing his job. If William did his job of ferrying souls to the other world he'd be fine, but no he's a fish man. Not even to mention the lack of Calypso in the plot when she was the one who made Jones and the flying Dutchman what they were. The movie has such a disregard for the previous ones I can't even count it. I can let stranger tides be because it's relatively inoffensive to the previous stories, but dead men tell no tales was broken from the start

It's like the production team saw how Captain Jack Sparrow cosplayers silly-ran and failed their arms around at conventions and were like "write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!!!" He became a copy of a copy.

Even though Salazar was an ok or mid villian, his theme/suite is amazing.

POTC 5 writers making Captain Jack Sparrow's character: - haha drunk pirate funny - haha goofy talk funny - haha Johnny Depp scream funny - depression

The only problem I had was Jack getting the compass from his last Captain instead of Tia Dalma. Your video is spot on 👌 Edit: my favorite scene (outside young Jack/minus the retcon) is when Mr. Gibbs appoints the shipmate Captain right before they’re captured😂 “We will beat your Captain to death if you don’t give us the information we seek.” Gibbs: 😬

"tinker, tailor, soldier, twat" - Gene had some fantastic lines 😅😅

Ahh the gene genie, superb

2011 POTC fans: On Stranger Tides is the worst film! 2017 POTC fans: Perhaps we treated you to harshly....

Nice video the movie is awful

GG

The finale where you keep on jumping over back to "SIGN THE FUCKING PETITIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!" is utterly hilarious. And yeah. Thank god Depp got his justice, and I can't believe I walked out of this movie actually liking it. I was a dumb teen back then, wasn't I?

Jack Sparrow should be pulling ropes, not being pulled by them.

29:11 Love it

Honestly with the context of the flashback scene, where he seems very much like classic Jack sparrow, I think it’s pretty easy to make up the head canon that present day Jack is in universe just not what he used to be, he’s in a slump and somehow even more of a drunk than he was before. In my head, he is intentionally less competent and starting to feel his many years.

I think the fourth one is easily without a doubt the worst but to each their own

I'm from the few people who actually enjoyed 4th. I mean, it definitly is less great than the og trilogy, but I still enjoyed it a lot. But 5th... I efuse to accept the existance of 5!! Also yeah, Henry could have been more, but Brenton Thwaiste is great so I don't mind, the fault fall compleatly on the script and direction!