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you missed spelled call of duty. tarkov is made to be hard.. its not meant to be an easy game

"HAHAHA rave brainrot"

okay you got my sub for that asmr streamer bit lmao keep em coming

How is your computer set up? It looks like you're almost staring straight down.

😂 this is great

This is the best thing I've watched in a long time lmfao

i still dont know if i should buy it

I feel absolutely scammed with cods battle pass man i already bought the game more than half of that battle pass should be fuckin free. This game cost $80 thos time around and they expect the average person to spend ANOTHER $30?!?!

Unironically, the ChatGPT tip at 2:50 wasn’t bad 😂

Hard to tell if this is and add for blackcell or a talk on how our world has gone into consumerism and that we are only seen as amounts of green special paper to companies who give no care to us at all unless we yell at them in the hundreds of thousands and even then they still my not care (talking about the kar98 return)

Wtf did I just watch 😂😂😂haven’t laughed that hard in a min

The quiet kid outfit with the monster through its veins just feels right for some reason. I have a slight inclination that the copious amounts of monster means the men using the skin aren’t exactly straight.

So no 😂 thank you for your honest review

Fucking live this guy

exactly the type of person who plays cod. This is satire no?

Not the quiet kid outfit 💀😂

What are you even saying ?

3:20 to 3:28 had me rolling. I can't tell you how satisfying is it when you beat a guy in a "headshot me right now skin" he spent actual money on!

#letmattintothegangbang

This is awesome Matt lmao

cod killed itself 10 yrs ago

Anything to justify £250 , yall have Stockholm syndrome 😂

is it anygood?

Jar jar tonguing my butthole...classic

Brother fix that thumbnail.

Imo, its all just nostalgia tripping for those who played “old cods” because of the gameplay. I personally have a decent time playing. I have a positive W/L and K/D (surprisingly) but have the most frustrating experience during most of my matches.

We live in time loops, I swear.

Nice shirt @10:35

HEY, that was me!

Fuck you medio CREE man....*dies* *face of absolute shock*.....best shit ever

Your video is TRASH! Can't even watch the whole video. Very bad take, Villain "why you have a therapist". No one has asked for her to be naked, future PC modders will take care of that! You don't even post the examples of the censorship. Why all the anime hate jokes? At the same time you make the crudest sex jokes, hypocrite out in open on your own video.

lmao this game is total ass, even fighting the first ever zombie I realised the combat sucked and I wouldn't enjoy my time with the game. Only took me about 30 mins in to realise that everything just sucks so I just sped run the game and my god it was a total slog I hated every second of it. Oh and to top it off the ending and end boss is terrible also

Sony have stricter rules on same rated games by independent studios, than their own titles, who feature full naked bodies in explicit shown sex scenes and even bestiality...... but cleavage and hips is to much, when the most pre-ordered game on PS (sony) is NOT FROM SONY.

Aaaaand you missed the fucking point of why people are upset. It's not about "giving a woman clothes." It's about a major corporation (Sony) forcing a dev (Shift Up) to alter multiple aspects of their game for political reasons. It's not just the clothes. Significant amounts of blood were removed from the game. These were unnecessary changes made to an M rated game for obvious again, political reasons. Baldurs Gate 3 was fine according to them because it had gay and trans characters and didn't perpetuate the "straight male gaze." Stellar Blade was changed because appealing to straight males is "problematic" in today's society. If you can't see that, you're fucking blind. Here's your thumbs down.

You obviously don't get it.

Yes, people only play this game because of t*ts and *ss. This polemic is evidence

So not wanting censorship for a game that the developers were telling fans that it won't be censored is a bad thing?

Bro you’re missing the point. People are mad about the selective censorship and hypocrisy. You have games like TLOU, which feature hardcore sex and other games like Baldurs Gate, which have uncensored genitals, both of which are praised by game journalists to push a woke agenda

clearly, you're a dumbass simp trying to get laid. You should know she's not going to give you some simply because you stand with her believes.

The main reason to be mad at Sony isn't because they " censored " the game but rather they forced the censorship in the first place. If you let them have this they'll force something else far worse ( example EA wanting to put ads in all their games ). Stellar Blade just falls into a specific category because the people who made it are the same people who made Nikke goddess of victory so you know who they made the main character for. As for game play the combat turned me off from picking it up i was expecting Eve to be fast and agile rather then face tanking and parrying so im with you on they just made the character after they made the game.

you know damn well its about the double standards, stop being an asshole

Reading the comments and I’m pretty sure you’re feeling pretty vindicated right now lmao (albeit probably for completely different reasons)

0:05 They didn't 'give a woman clothes,' they required Shift Up to add more coverage to certain costumes, required them to remove blood and gore from the game, and required them to remove certain language from the game. This is just the latest in a long trend of a censorship double-standard at play with Sony when it comes to Asian games vs. Western games. If you don't think this was a big deal, I'm going to have to ask, in that case, _why censor it in the first place_ ? Because it _was_ censorship, even though you have the word in scare-quotes in your video description. 0:12 Why does the game, or the 'situation surrounding it' creep you out? 0:32 I am on one side of this issue, because censorship is wrong, double-standards are wrong, and we have evidence that Sony has been partaking in both for about a decade. 0:57 Not everyone is as cynical as you. 1:20 Eve isn't a child, but it's telling that you would say that; you cast yourself as a moderate, but calling Eve a 'child' is a truly insane take. 1:24 The last four petition campaigns that Mark Kern led, succeeded. He's the guy people have to thank for WoW Classic, he's put a stop to censorship like this before, and we're over 80k signatures. At 100k, the sigs get printed off and dropped at the Shift Up offices, which, if you know anything about Asian business culture, you know how big of a deal that really is. 1:32 Stellar Blade is neither of those, and it has the most advanced combat system of any 3D action game or spectacle fighter in the world. It also has a damned good story. I'm sorry attractive women wearing tight clothes annoys you so much. Maybe you'd prefer a shirtless Kratos instead? Or maybe TLOU II's Abby is more your speed? 1:45 It's not a souls-like. It's closer to Devil May Cry, NieR: Automata, or God of War. 2:11 Depends. It's kind of like the n-word in that way. :) 2:30 She wasn't naked, and she's not a child. The model they body-scanned is in her thirties. 2:38 You're probably worse than immature; you sound like an apathetic little toad. 2:41 Yes. It is. Wait until you get to the end of the game. You know one of the major supporting characters is a guy named Adam? Yes, that has a point. Grow up. 3:05 Yeah, take shots at the people on the lowest rung of society, because _that's_ edgy comedy. 3:11 Model was body-scanned early in production, and the costume and character design were done by a woman, a woman whom the game director is married to. 3:30 'Sexual elements?' BG3 is a thousand times worse than Stellar Blade. Full frontal nudity and explicit sex scenes. 4:37 Why _don't_ you want to hear about them? Because you know you don't have an answer for that complaint? 4:40 The fuck does that have to do with anything, and why was _that_ the example that first came to your mind? 5:11 Look. . . at the start of this, you called yourself a 'dark comedy' channel, right? Take my advice; work on your material. I've seen stand-up comedians bomb who were funnier than you are, who still had better jokes, and actually got some laughs. I think it's evident why your content hasn't exactly taken off; who knows, maybe the CZcams algorithm will catch this comment and you'll get enough engagement from your inflammatory statements and outright lies to gain some success. Maybe you'll find your niche after all, and start working for Kotaku or something.

You got it cencored version if you have the digital one only uncencord version is offline disc

Game is good.. if you bow and shake your head when you see the first scene of her getting out of the pod like it’s just to much for your eyes to handle it just screams beta male, but hey, if attractive women in revealing outfits is not your jazz there’s plenty of games with jacked shirtless dudes you can play in 3rd person.

Uhm bro her Model is literally the face of a 33 year old model in Korea (Shin Jae-eun).............WTF is wrong with you, this is racist AF and shows a clear disregard for Asian culture let alone UNDERSTANDING THE BODY IS A COPY OF A REAL PERSON. AD Hominem BS because you aren't mature enough to handle nudity????????????????? or a women's body, You are like the same person that complained about Dragon's Crown, Look its not your style of game, don't buy it or maybe they could just make a rated G version just for little you. Not everything needs to be made for everyone and look THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE COMPLAINING ARE WOMEN so your incel argument you can shove right up your ass. Seriously any censorship is bad, period the end.

I hate stock photo's in videos.

I would show it to the king to start manufacturing

you are so American like sheesh ☺️

the spoon drop ahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhshahhaha. please tell me im not the only one who got that