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The clip of Jerry Seinfeld totally caught me offguard 😅😅

😂😂😂😂😂

I pray for the day billyboy goes on the view and just lets loose.. potential to be one of the funniest comedic events ever

i mean chicago did have more white guys on the court, and they’re losing, bill’s on to it

People that peak in high school and then it’s all down hill

I was all ready for some comedy, but Oprah's face really knocked the wind out of me. =(

If these two came back together? That would be amazing. And money for both lol

Seriously Bill it's a fucking horse in a movie about wizards and goblins you can put your white guilt shield away

At that point, I would have realized I failed as a parent. I'd press charges & give him over to the state. DONE.

Who is here after Antonio Brown filed for bankruptcy? 😅

Something is telling me that crack mom might need some reforming too..

Years later: Israel committing geno, tried to start wor with I Ran (So Far Away), refusing ICC arrest warrants, and picking fights with every nation who wants the violence to stop. Its not "The Jews". They're just like any other religious block. It just so happens that there's a country where they teach the most extreme version of their beliefs, starting with young children, no different than we'd say about an extreme Sunni regime like the Saudis. 2 years ago, when the Saudis were genoing the Yemenis, I had a problem with it... but its totally fair to say the world would be a lot safer if Israel moved its population elsewhere. That said, Id rather we spend a generation or two treating Muslim countries with dignity, as equals, not destroying all their schools then calling them uneducated bc the only books they have left in town are copies of the Quran. Try that for 20 years and see if the problem doesn't fix itself. So would I move Israel? No. But I damn sure would oust the entire Likud Party, tell them we're not sending another dollar until we see real signs of de-radicalization, and force them to share Jerusalem with Christians and Muslims.

Mel’s the man

I saw the whole thing by accident

It's awesome id buy it. Ian is a legend

EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS! MAKE SOME NOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE!

Well.... he was right all along

It was the pianist. She’s rushing the tempo like a tweaker.

''Mayor Dinkins is a lousy ni...''

Might be the funnest 2 mins on CZcams

And that's what they get for worshipping money.That shit will be here when you dead and gone.Live your life.There is no timeline when God say it's time to go.You can be on a date with your old lady at the movies and take a nap and never wake with bands in your pocket...and guess who got it...the ambulance man😆,live ya life dummies.

A tight seal is a polar bear’s best friend. That’s an EMS joke.

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"Who the *fuck* is this guy" always gets me

They're lying on the floor because they are shameless liars in a cult, tbf.

Of my life..OF MY LIFE!!! 🤣 🤣

The scene is backlit in red ostensibly because the car is backed up and we're seeing the aura of the rear red lights. Symbolically, it looks like hell, i.e. these people are doing the devil's deeds, living in/creating hell on earth.

Louis CK wasn't cancelled by a woke mob. He was ignored by the general public after being exposed as a pervert by 5 women. His abuse was not just a misunderstanding, it was a power play, went on for years, and often didn't involve consent. It is a sexual deviance. A paraphilia. Louis CK has a preference for non-consenting sexual situations. Bill has been saying a lot of stupid arrogant things of late. Louis CK distinguished himself from the herd as a freak and I think that is how most people see him now. Certainly, he looks the part.

Look at the diabetic gut on that prepper

I still come back to this video years after seeing it, still cracks me up

Masterpiece

Yeah im poor as hell but i need to look like ive always had money......with all those cavities? Buy some insurance

So so. Sad that even after all of these decades people signing these deals still haven't learned that when you get that check Uncle Sam cuts it in half. Dont get an agent get a calculator, dont forget!! You have an off season when you're not making any money. Fly spirit not private your ears still pop either way.

Robert Falco

So...did he mean that he's gonna make him suck his dick in order to get breakfast or as a substitution for breakfast?

Boston people are nauseating. Every little mishap is some kind of catastrophe. Stfu Bill

Sounds as if she is about to pooh herself

lol what a bunch of sad sack sore losers those other contestants really are

You got to have plastic between them.i heard a kid get ready to be a punk at home.ahead of the curve

5:11 prophetic words by Billy blackboard there.

Poor bill burr impression

I would. If I was 20 and handed a million bucks, I’d be dead right now. I was poor and partied my 20s away.

Bowl cut didn't wanna meet Mr. pocket again LMAO 😂😂

who is bill even talking to

you missed the HUURRR DURRR from Michellecaseyandeye!

well said bill burr

wow... nobody's even talking about the maid that was just there to make a living because they are poor asf and ended up getting killed by a "pet".... let that sink in

Omg 😂I’m legit 😭 💀lol I didn’t know this was a legit actual clip!!?!? Oh my God.😂👏

As a woman this guy is 👑👑👑👑 need more like him

Mo getting his ear ripped off 🤣 😅 great show