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If you said giving birth to a child she would have an argument but she doesn't because he said to have a child which means coitus

They're right, I'd put $5 down on "you've never seen a pussy you didn't pay for" 😂

Your first issue was going to Vancouver

Omg dude! Stop with the woke comedy... it's really not funny... and you used to be funny...

This clip is up to 1.7 million views Steve. Good call.

"You don't know anything about children", lady I don't know about you, but I WAS a kid.

You are truly funny

"first of all, ive had a lot of fucking pizza" 💀💀💀

I thought this channel was about your comedy

Always a women offended even by jokes

She thinks he's saying that it's easy having a kid when he's saying it's easy to have a kid.

The worst part is when the pizza finally arrives and it has toppings on it that you would never put there…

Pre-Nup - Excellent ideas for two fully formed adults with actual lives.

the guys who have these thoughts so strongly can only be explained away by citing their own cognitive bias towards thinking that they themselves might want to take advantage of little girls if only they were in the same bathroom as them. in their minds, that's all it would take to 'push them' over the edge of doing what they don't do when not sharing a bathroom with them... it's a scary admittance that THEY are millimeters away from having to be put on a list for violating children.

It's insane you're still unironically talking about Guns after Colion clapped you the fuck up and you never responded to it. Where's the funny btw?

Heckling a comedian. That's right. You will be the one who wins in a battle of wits against a guy who gets paid to be witty. Truly Karen. This is your moment! 😆

once i did actually order a pizza by accident

Strand up comics who bounce off hecklers are the strangest 😅

I'm not familiar with Snapchat and this is really confusing. If it's a dead social media app why is it a problem to add someone on it

Thanks for opening the truth about PETA

Looked like miniladd first 2 seconds

Other than the 1st and 2nd amendments... how many others are frequently trying to be stripped from people?..... yeah crickets now huh! Without the 2nd...none of the others would matter...at all

trans women are not women

🤣 🤣 lmao

His only mistake was saying than to have a child. Because that can be conceived as giving birth or raising a child. I feel like he was talking about the act in conceiving a child. I feel like it’d be a little bit more funny if he clarified that because then he can also brush past a “I don’t last long” joke people might pick up on but he won’t acknowledge until later.

Now that’s funny omg I laughed so hard

This sounds like advice you'd get in high school. My wife is friends with my mates and occasionally chats with them without me. I have her friends numbers and have called them without telling her. Why would either one of us care?

I really feel like she was trying to joke back with him after she realized how dumb she was being. Questioning what he knows about pizza despite not having kids HAS to be a joke!!!

Excellent 👏

Also, some of the same people have a truck that is a "she," but then they put truck nuts hanging off the hitch. Those trucks are transgender.

I mean, isn’t same logic apply to any other online messenger? If someone wants to get into “secret relationship” with your significant other’s best friend, doesn’t it make irrelevant what method to talk to each other you choose, as outcome basically the same?

They call their car she... then put truck nuts on them. And I'm pretty sure the car didn't consent to that alteration.

Doesn’t take a vet to tell me a cats a cat

So much hidden meaning behind his messages 😂

He is out of line, but he is right.

The satire

Women don’t know humour, I’m convinced

Thank you so much for standing up for women’s rights. Especially with a microphone. That’s rare and so appreciated. Thank you 🩵

I don't have the full context so my take is this: I agree, on the condition that they are actually adults. A younger age group (early 20s or younger) it would be more typical for them to use it.

The lady in this video needs a hobby or something and to stop going to comedy shows.

As a parent, I think this is funny AF. Some people just don’t belong at comedy shows

I’m sorry just because you referred to inanimate objects as she or out of respect you refer to a man as she doesn’t mean that the objects or the man should go into the women’s restroom.

Valid point 😂

I don’t need a kid to tell when parents are f**king up. The “you don’t have kids so you don’t know” is a cope for stupid people. Reasons why I don’t have kids cause I know they cost time and money because I’m smart and I don’t make “mistakes”.

I hate people like that like ur litteraly a comedian they came to watch yo show they needa stfu

Most men refer to machinery as females. My father was a farmer and referred to his tractors as "old girls." I worked at a magnet wire manufacturing plant for several years. We had copper rod drawing machine that would run beautifully for around 3 weeks. Then for about a week it would shut down prematurely and not want to restart. We ran new wiring in it thinking it had some bad connections. But it would do the same thing. Three weeks of no problems followed by a week of problems. Then I walked into my boss' office and told him I figured out what the problem was with the copper rod machine. He was almost ready to jump out of his chair and asked my what I thought it was. I said "It runs beautifully for three weeks. Then is uncooperative, obstinate for a week. Then leaves all us guys scratching our heads. Wondering what's it's problem is." He said," yeah that's the problem." I said,"It's obvious, that machine is female."😅😅 He looked at me and shook his head. But he didn't disagree with my theory.

This is why I love truck nuts. Seeing those burly men who support trans rights so much they want to advertise that they took their truck home and immediately changed it from a her to a him. Haven't gotten to thank one in public yet though. Hoping it will be a cheery, positive experience.

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That woman probably is 40, short hair. And angry. And a sad husband.

Some salty commenters here not understanding his point.