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You can't argue the logic behind the nooblimus macimux 😂😂😂

White played like a spoiled child, how frustrating to watch lol. Second was about as good as you could hope for. I can’t fathom why white hated you more then black, even after black stole his capital

I think that black and white are the same player, but in a representative way so that you don't know what you think, Pete

White must be related to Saddam Hussein..

Sir, Do you Lanka, Sri lanka

I was yelling the answers the whole time. They weren't right, and this is a video, but I was yelling em.

Pete employs colorful metaphors.

White should watch your videos 😂😂😂

From Hero to Zero what a game 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a Match 🤣🤣🤣🤣 so stupid 😂😂😂

Blocker of spoils

Hi Pete, like Chad i have been waiting to see this one for a while. Can i first say thank you for your kind words throughout the video, they are gratefully received. I was seriously worried at the start, at one stage i was down to 15 troops an feeling like i would be the next player to go after the AI. However once i secured the second bonus i managed to eventually get the troop lead. 70% is my achilles heel and although i had more troop being in only two places rally hurt. I would be interested to understand how you would have played the game in my seat. it felt like i Had to go through big stacks of Paul and you to the south and Drizz and you to the North. being a two point hold i on the right bonus i was trying to work out how i could double tap initial stacks but i never felt confident and did not want to ruin anyone's game. Thanks again for the great work you do.

This is a fairly niche reference but green reminds me of fatslob. The slow inexorable tedium of someone happy to do the exact same thing every game.

As you've stated multiple times alliances are not agreements, but you use them to attack other players, *but do it yourself first, regardless of whether you initiated it first or not,* - what's your reaaon for not following up? I've seen it so many times. I'm not 💯 I'm posting on the right video. You agreed, didn't, they did and you chose to stay out trouble..

I watched the whole thing and only used 2x speed for like 30 min ❤

This wasn't in my recommended, here's a comment for the algorithm!

Not trying at all to be rude, but are you color blind pete?

Pete I started playing against players in ranked and after a week I am master using your settings and recommendations.

Finally get to see this! Been waiting a long time for this :) Rewatching, if I had slowed down and not rushed as much, I easily had it by only splitting what I needed to :/ I even missed the 1 in the bottom corner.

Your use of visuals adds a lot to the video.

Happy Canada Day! 🍁🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦🍁

Idk why you were surprised you got hit by green at the top early and black breaking bonus mid game. They asked if they could attack your territory, then you gave a thumbs up to them indicating you were okay with it.

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Normal people what for the gameplay. I watch for the epic commentary such as, "Alright blue, blow your load and die."

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You played well, Pete, but you make me angry when you don't take revenge on your enemy. You will lose the castle in both cases. Instead of putting 25, you should have put 50 on it in order to cause greater losses, and it is possible that you kill the blue one, and the original castle had 102. I know that you do not want to die because If you have two castles, the blue will hit the first and the white will hit the original castle, but you must take revenge. I am not more experienced than you, but I love revenge. I hope you will take revenge again, Pete ❤ لقد تعبت من الترجمة ❤

48:30 You can reach 'Master' rank by readying up for a game and then immediately botting out, so reaching master with the worst of play styles is very possible.

The irony of telling blue to take the bonus they are in while trying to take Spain, then Italy and then finally the bonus you were in yourself

I’ve seen you talk about color theory in your videos, do you have anything along the lines of avatar theory as well?

No what’s up 😢

That’s me playing blue 😅 6:45

i can't believe they still haven't fixed cap rolls

i think this one was just unfortunate cap placement and prob shouldn't have killed purple.

Second time of me asking pete to play elden ring 🙂

It made me feel like blue and purp were the same player with the blue cap protecting one side of purp and hence why they prob got to masters together.

Ohh 2 Meta Settings (1 BB - 1 TR) this morning. Both are great (and broken) but to me i prefer BB more.. GL & GG Pete 👍

Spoiler blocker bruh

Spoiler blockkkkkk ladieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees and gentlemen

That opening had me thinking I was listening to some Mongolian throat music. Also, spoiler blockers!

❤❤❤THE OFFICIAL SPONSOR FOR 2024 PP TOURNAMENT WILL BE JELQING😊😊😊

*guy randomly gets black cuz his main color is taken*. Pete: I’m going to beat the snaps outta you for that! 😂

It might be your berg, but we know you aren’t a saint 🫢

"Black Color Players are Betrayers" I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT - A Black Color Player

39:27 what about doing like a velocity type of scoring where if you have a win gap that has either with points or wins and if you fall behind first place you get eliminated

Never take Pete out of a tournament set up........promo

Don’t worry Pete Randy from SouthPark has you covered with your PP tournament requirements! Adjusted PP Size (or TMI) with the following formula: ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2) Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

LinaKitty is showing up to Parlox’s tournament with a massive strap-on

Purp sold very hard

What is up risk takers?

15:18 always great to find out Pete thinks black people are inherently betrayers😂😂