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Need a smile or a laugh? Offbeat will turn your day around with an uplifting dose of hilarious, heartwarming, awwww, and awesome. We bring you the cutest baby animals, the funniest photos, the most on-point tweets, the best Pinterest fails, the most viral videos, and the most feel-good family moments.
How to Not be a Jerk during the Holidays
Don't forget second cousin bertha: a topix guide to the holidays. Picture this: You're in the thick of the holiday season and things seem to be going well. Your cousins are getting along and you've given presents to everyone you care about (and everyone you don't.) But then things go south. Suddenly, you're out of the will and every baby in the house is crying. What went wrong? Did YOU go wrong? (Yes.) But what did you say? What did you do? (Everything.) But is there hope to turn things around? (No.)
But there's hope for next year. Fortunately, there is a surefire to turn things around next holiday season and repair every relationship you've over had. All you have to do is not be a jerk. "But how?" you ask. Dear friend, let us tell you. Just follow our simple holiday guide on How to Not Be a Jerk During the Holidays. Complete with illustrations by Alan Quinonez (whom you can find on Instagram at @caricalan), this guide will teach you how to not alienate your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, second cousin Bertha, and even the dear people of Leather Heaven.
And look, we would never flat-out judge you or tell you how to live your life. Your choices are yours, and we respect them fully. All we're saying is that if you don't follow these simple and easy steps, then everyone will hate you.
Adapted from our own article: offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/20589
But there's hope for next year. Fortunately, there is a surefire to turn things around next holiday season and repair every relationship you've over had. All you have to do is not be a jerk. "But how?" you ask. Dear friend, let us tell you. Just follow our simple holiday guide on How to Not Be a Jerk During the Holidays. Complete with illustrations by Alan Quinonez (whom you can find on Instagram at @caricalan), this guide will teach you how to not alienate your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, second cousin Bertha, and even the dear people of Leather Heaven.
And look, we would never flat-out judge you or tell you how to live your life. Your choices are yours, and we respect them fully. All we're saying is that if you don't follow these simple and easy steps, then everyone will hate you.
Adapted from our own article: offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/20589
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01:03 welp they didn’t call him goofy for nothing
Mike died.
Lol I know I shouldn't laugh but this is hilarious
Hahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhaha
When You Don’t Believe In The Magic. Well. I Don’t Believe In The Magic, Ever, I Believe In Jesus Christ (This Happens)
Mike falling over is something you see in skyrim
Mike wazowski died.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:33 😂 lmao!! She was on her way to really be OFF WITH HIS HEAD! 👸
Man, I wish I could go to Disney World and Disneyland. Poor performers though, ouch 😢. At Disney On Ice, Elsa skated into a wall, lol, oops,🤣😃😢.
The part when mickey's eye fell off was upsetting and horrible 😢
2:00 oh frick andys comming
Brooo the princess at the end
Mr potato has gave his life to polices
The man be likeMike u okay
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1:42 Mickey's Eye Fell On His Head?
Timber
oh shit potatoes heads ears💩
0:09
1:02 We will never know for sure if that was a genuine fall or if he's just such a pro at playing Goofy 🤣
1:22 this fkin kills me, the fall, the face slamming on the ground, the bald head, the commentator it’s all so perfect
These fails gets worse and worse and worse 😫
0:42 this is kinda cute
1:05 Goofy was just in character
When goofy the jester fell it looked magical
😅😅😅😅
Eres😊
I get tripped over when i go to Disney parks first tripped when i got off small world tide and 2nd tripped over when i was about to get on the haunted mansion ride
Sbajsjaj
Did mike stepped on a banana peel
Gyatt dayum even the elastic girl is thick as hell 😩
Rrjjfutiriro😍🤩😘🌚🌝🌛🌜🤒
Character
LMFAOOOO
With how strict the rules were, I think everyone of them got fired for it
cool
0:56
😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kol
😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 mắt cười quá
I like it how nobody helps mike up
1:22 Bro Elastic Girl looks so cursed without that mask lol. I can just see that giant hair and body costume with a tiny human head. 💀
Micke wajobski be like oops the lady: I won't help him
0:18
Bro when the minie mouse fell over and very one was shocked was so funny
Ahh…yes the sweet sound of fails and laughs 😎😊
This is so funny 🤣😂😄
Mike Wazowski be like hey kids; 😱 I'm falling down and I can't get up
0:07 Is he okay? Because it looks like he's dead. He isn't moving.