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The timer as Robin talked about something he didn’t wanna spend time on had me cackling lmao. Nice touch editor
I think we can all agree that while all the narrators are amazing, the editors make it next level!
💀
Major time loss with the energy drink sip. The run will not be able to recover from this
His rants drive me crazy sometimes tbh. Like dude, I know you're passionate and I respect your opinions, but I watch CZcams to relax, not get more stressed out lol.
@@Salicat99 truer words were never edited!
Fun fact: Dahmer's parents wanted their son's murders unglamorized aka remove the Netflix show bc of that
Imagine being such a sh*** person your own parents hope you rot in hell.
That’s why I never watched it, despite my interest in true crime. I don’t like the fictional recreations either.
My friend watched it, and cried. She hated it, and she hated that she watched it.
@@shrimpchip37 apparently they glorified them too which like not surprised
@@rach3092 yeah that’s the impression I got, people are saying he’s hot now because of the actor
Fun fact, no matter when you eat your first meal of the day, its always a breakfast because its literally named like that because its the meal that breaks your nightly fasting.
top 10 things i cannot unsee
so if i eat it at night, what is it now?
@@negativefg7922
If it's before 12:00 AM. It's a second Dinner.
If it's after 12:00 AM, it's Breakfast.
@@IcorthwasTaken ok
i have thpught of the same thing, commented it and saw this i am very embarrassed
I like to think that the guy who milked cats actually just put store bought milk in jars and called it cat milk so he can resell it
I hope that's it, but it looks a bit weird...
God i hope so. Something about the guy going 'they were scared' just made me shudder.
@@matildarose Ofc they were scared, he stated they were strays, ie, they didn't know him...
Robin saying he's not going to touch the topic but then spend over a minute talking about it is relatable but also really fucking funny
if anyone is keeping up with me talking about my surgery this week and watching emkay to get through it, I am feeling SO much better, its been exactly 1 week as of today and i am finally starting to feel like my old self ^.^ thank you for all the love!! ♥ EDIT: thank you for the heart EmKay! ♥
Yay!! Im so happy for you!!:-D
No one is keeping up nigga we dont care
I've had surgery a month ago, I felt awful and had minor depression after waking up.
Get well soon, and I hope you know that you are not useless :)
Bro fr talking about surgery on the internet like it’s a bragging matter 99% sure he is lying about the surgery for attention because he’s genuinely talking about it in the CZcams comment section on an emkay video for absolutely no reason
good, now you can build your sour tolerance for good
I love the editors so much, they really add their personality into the videos
They really take the video to the next level
The editor putting up the timer for Robin’s rant on tipping was hands down the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time. Awesome job dude, kudos!
That post about insect farms was a perfect example of a real, true study being cited while the person citing it clearly just read the information and used it to reach the conclusion they wanted instead of thinking about the actual implications
Also, you are recommended to get dewormed once a year
I would watch an any% speedrun of Robin ranting about wage fairness.
you just did
Kenny's editing style is gold. The call of the witch, weeb shit, just general funnies with inserts.
I love how robin is just becoming more and more unhinged every video, yet still manages to stay based
7:00 -ish I think this means that they view their wives as their property. Think of the over-protective super "I'm the man of the house and my daughters are mine so all boys stay away" kind of father, but apply that to their wives. These type of men tend to be more violent and abusive because they use "corporal punishment" on their families (esp the women)
Also, "don't let your wife infantalize you, she is YOUR full grown infant."
"theses types of men tend to be more violent and abusive because they use "corporal punishment" on their families"
i'd ask "source", but i'm gonna go take a guess and say your answer is probably gonna sound like "i made it the fuck up"
7:10?
Twitter accounts like that also post stuff like "marry a young woman, preferably one that doesn't know how to read or math so you could teach her"
So yea they just wanna raise a person
"Men" like this have a huge fear of their manhood being taken into question, so they fight hard to basically be in control of everyone around them. Usually, this is from generational abuse that a man is to be taken seriously to the point of his wife needs to be completely submissive. Kind of like how there are religions that believe that the wife is to submit to the man in all areas of her life - however, in that instance, the man is also supposed to love her, respect her, honor her, and be her partner in all things and ensure that she's taken care of, which includes mentally and physically. These "men" believe in something that is completely outdated and as the cycle continues, whether they have a son or daughter, it will continue to live on through the generations. A daughter would be taught to be submissive to all men and a son will be taught to be the dominant one at all times - relationships, friendships, and in the workplace. It's a sad, sad thing to see happening, yet it does happen quite often.
You know how much this subreddit kills his faith in humanity by how much he swears xD
I love how the most unbelievable thing out of that entire conspiracy theory was "she's 81?" Like yeah she not a...lizard..person...or nothin... XD
16:35 fun fact: if you are a tipped worker you actually ARE entitled to the state's minimum wage. While your employer can directly pay you less, if your tips and wage don't add up to minimum wage your employer must pay the difference. At least that's how it is in California.
California is a progressive state much like New York. It's not the standard across America.
Still sounds terrible
It's not like that in TX.
@@Idengard Why?
@@monochromegreyson If we used Oklafornia as a measure of the US we would be even worse than we are now.
Honestly the guy at 1:30 has a right to be upset man.
He kinda lost me at the libtard part, but even then he still had a point
@@GreyRChan everyone has pronouns
yea, if i walked in there were my normal outfits (im a femboy) id probably get kicked out immediately, which would be fucked up, right?
@@Eeok except "the guy". The Guy transcends all pronouns. The guy is not to be referred to
@@MontCerene absolutely offtopic but love your nickname
4:45 what does he mean "doesn't know woke"?
a kid saw gorilla, remembered that gorillas beat their chests, didn't know that gorillas did that to assert dominance, and then did it because she thought it'd be cool. what about that is "woke"? woke doesn't even feel like a real word anymore.
Just one of those words that got suplexed into the feckin ground
People fanboying Dahmer y’all need some help
17:00 always tip in cash if you can. Tips are taxed when put on a credit/debit card, but in cash, the server gets to keep the money
In fact, if a tipped worker doesn't make enough tips to meet minimum wage, the employer has to pay them the difference until they meet minimum wage, so even if you tip cash, the employer is going to track and record it, and it will be taxed. Unless the worker wants to risk losing their job for concealing tips.
You _might_ find an employer who lets workers not record _all_ their tips if they make a fair bit more than the minimum, and some will of course just not care that much, but yeah, tips are frequently getting taxed even if they're cash.
@@Bacteriophagebs So, in other words, they just want the workers to suffer...lovely...
@@Bacteriophagebs most employers in my experience don't actually make up the difference because "you might exceed minimum wage next time"
@@moonlightwolf If it's just a shift or a week, that's normal. IIRC, it's a monthly calculation. If they don't make up the difference after a month of low tips, that's illegal.
@@damienearl8302 all income is taxed
14:25 "there's a lot of studies you can find online" [which is why i haven't linked a single one!] 🤣🤣
15:33 I believe Nikola Tesla and Einstein were actually friends and even if they weren't Einstein definitely wasn't trying to oppose Tesla, they studied two subjects that at the time were very separate so if he was paid off to try and oppose Nikola Tesla he definitely did a very bad job.
The person who opposed Tesla was Edison, the famous inventor (who probably was just some manager stealing his employees' credit...)
All of you, just observe a moment of appreciation for the editor who put a timer on for the length of Robin's rant
I love the editor who worked on the latter half. Appreciate the editors :)
I used to put frozen mango pits in small nylon stockings that were used just for my kids teething. She'd be a right mess after, but the frozen mango pit always helped her teething pain. And I'd leave enough meat for it to be a good lil chew for her.
For real though like, whenever i see someone using "woke" to identify themself in their bio i cringe. They rather call themselves "woke" than terms like progressive and open minded and such. The term has never been used in a positive note where i saw it either. Its more often than not the conservative calling people woke like it's an insult, but then you have people who take pride in being called woke. It's such a weird situation
so many people use the word woke as if its a bad thing. i believe the actual meaning is for it to be used for people (i believe usually black people) to tell each other to stay alert of racism in our society. it means to be aware. so if youre "anti-woke" youre really just anti-awareness of racism, sexism, etc.
That's how it was originally, but that was like 40 years ago and the word has changed so much since then. I think what happened is people started using it too much in a way that started going further from its original meaning, then people used it to make fun of them, and they were able to keep the meaning the same until today. At least that's my theory, since I only know the original meaning, how conspiracy theorists use it and how it's used today.
There's different levels of woke. Some people take it too far. Like the woman who harassed Hugh Mungus many years ago.
Thank you Editor Kenny for that brilliant censor sound. It's my fav and you deserve all the appreciations for that~!
at around 4:50 the problem with woke is how it has been co-opted into an insult. The way that it was used before was mostly in black communities and was just basically a way to say pay attention to the world around you. The ones who were woke were the ones to notice a problem and try to fix unlike the ones who just decided to live with it.
When robin said “alright hold on a second here” at 0:37 I imagined him putting on glasses and holding his phone like a newspaper as though he were a dad in an old tv show
My family asks why I don't use facebook anymore. I don't quite know how to explain it without implying they're part of the problem lmao.
Also, I strongly support an increase in feminine men.
I kinda disagree with the last part they are kinda racist alot
Kudos to the editor, really enjoyed the video
The trouble with the human mind is that it has the ability to investigate and learn anything, but is also pretty much hardwired to accept only answers to questions that don't go against its existing beliefs
So this is why I hate 90% of politicians.
12:01 I appreciate the chibi Ereshkigal on the side.
18:04 Nothing in my entire life could have prepared me for that post
Robin: i dont want to touch that with a 412 foot pole
Also robin: spends a minute and a half ranting about it
1:09 i need an explaination, how is this person insane? the restaurant is obviously being sexist and hes giving a fair review
he had a point, but he made it political.
1:23 what's wrong with a guy wearing a tank top?
6:50 while it's nice they're making it official, people have been doing that stuff forever. The books are a guide, not an unchangeable law
True. Even if you follow the books, it should be possible for a devil to change alignment somehow. I did some research, "Faces of Evil: The Fiends (2e)" from 1997 discussed something called "the risen" which are devils which went rogue and turned to the forces of good. Just like angels can fall, devils can rise.
Gotta love when a restaurant chain asks you to directly pay their employees for them and then deducts that from their actual paycheck.
Tips.
Fun fact!
I am an exact look alike of Jeffery Dahmer, and get teased for it every day. My already awful mental health is declining because of that stupid show that immortalized an awful human.
12:22 I believe the guy’s point is that Club 33 has the number 33 in it.
I don’t get it either.
@_RandomKenny Absolutely LOVED that you remembered to use President Bush footage for the last part. Excellent memory and extremely well done!
The man complaining about dress codes, imagine how women feel when we have dress codes after us everywere. Now you know how that feels.
Exactly. Worldwide bullcrap.
Interesting/Useless Fact;
The old baby in the sun from the original Teletubbies is now a mother with her own baby daughter
God, I'm old.
Kenny and Robin are such a good combination for funny and original video's
Keep up the Amazing work guys! I love your work so much!
Reminds me of the time I saw something along the lines of “let’s make a statue of the man who killed *german leader here*. They have gone unrecognized for so long!”
Craziest thing about this video is that it's 20 minutes long
1:18 why wouldn't they let a man wear a tank top?
1:33 Well, he's not wrong. Tank-tops are not suitable, but the double standard is what gets me
Possibly an unreliable narrator. But yes, male sexism does happen sometimes, unfortunately. Doesn't excuse his trans comments, though.
I appreciate the Ereshkigal cameo, editor Kenny.
I know he's an ass, but Tank Top guy had somewhat of a point with the weird rules, I hope im not the only one who thought so as well?
*EDIT:* what I meant was the women wearing tanktops while he eas wearing one too, not the gender thing.
Extra edit.: upon further thinking I might just be an idiot, but I did catch some weirdos in my replies lol
Yep. I agree with him, even though he was a bit of an ass about it. He isn't wrong about the "identify as a woman" thing. US is so ridiculous now that it might have worked. Just accuse them of being sexist and not respecting your pronouns.
You know the guy over-exagerated the "girl with a miniskirt that showed all of her ass". He's just salty because he thinks himself an alpha sigma male with his tank top lifestyle yet nobody else does.
@@dustojnikhummer thing is that's not really how being trans works and I can't really see him simply saying he's a woman working
I mean, there is a very real chance that he was misrepresenting what women were wearing and if it was actually the same type of clothing. Also, the insane people thing was more of his trans comments and expecting there to not be a dress code because it was hot out.
@@MontCerene A man was able to get into a female prison by claiming he was a woman. He didn't go through surgery.
5:05 there is one proper use of "woke", for example, "I woke up too late and had to walk to school."
I love how someone called who I assume is Liz Truss “Liberal”
I'm fairly certain they meant bojo, not trussy but yeah both are tories, not Liberal at all
I believe they just listed every single UK PM since WWII...
I was about to say people get way too bored on Facebook but I just realised he said it already
The Betty and Barney Hill story is actually really well known and has been featured on several TV shows and YT programs.
I have heard of it
14:14 Not EVERYWHERE everywhere. Here in Brazil, tap water is safe to drink, even if we prefer to run if through filters to make sure it's even better. But you don't get sick or anything from it. Other countries have drinkable water coming from the faucet as well.
Sadly none of them have cocaine in the water
Unsafe water systems are definitely the exception and not the rule.
I will say I do like the fact dnd is stepping away from character alignments cause I've often had morally ambiguous character who would be considered lawful good to certain groups but Lawful Evil to the dnd group who was a oathbreaker paladin which required her to have a evil alignment. I'm glad that rules like alignment requirements are being reduced because of the complexity of the situation this character had...
I like my men a little more feminine. My boyfriend loves his skirts.
Femboys. That's the word you're looking for.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla Yup, I'm familiar with it. Had to get the colors of the femboy flag for a project. He was very adamant I use them to represent him in my project.
@@joebidenofficialpotus unofficial, it has the same colors as the trans flag in a reverse configuration
robin going on a minute and a half rant on tips is something i dident know i needed
18:24 wtf get them away from the cats!
The editors on this channel are like main-side character
“Men are not allowed to wear tank tops……” -
OF COURSE NOT.
Lololol 🤣🤣
I drive a stick, and personally, I couldn't care what others drive. All I care about is having fun in my own car.
I! Can't! Drive!
I looked up martha stwearts age, and its true! she is 81! she must have a killer skincare routine to still look 60 at the oldest!
to whoever wrote the title: your actually really talented that's funny as fuck
this channel has my heart, love u guys❤
I didn't even know that the Teletubbies was getting a reboot. This is great! I have a four year old nephew, I think he would really like to see this. How cute!
6:45 I played a lawful good (nun) Aasimar - (basically half angel) death cleric at a Dnd store and one dm would freak out and refuse to let me play in his game because death clerics could only be evil even the the store owner who even occasionally worked at wizard of the coast was good with my character
Like seriously it’s a made up game I can be a half angel nun who raises the dead if I want
People who gatekeep dnd classes are weird
In one of my campaigns I'm playing a character called lotan he's a mix of angel and demon. He was sold to a fighting when 3 and escaped into the forest at 15 and stayed there till 18 when the party found him. He's slowly coming to life we made him not know what pronouns were because of another character who if anything other than they/them it'll cause physical pain. We also had him not know what sexualitys, but he himself is gay. He can't read and is slowly being taught by a wendigo. He's good, but he doesn't understand how people work and what the laws are he's broken them a lot.
These people want to have problems so bad. They want their lives to be a movie. Yes there's actual evil in the world, but some of this is just crazy and I'm thinking about asking my psychology teacher about conspiracies some time. How do such extreme delusions come to be?
3:46 I know Robin’s a voice actor, but that was literally David Attenborough! Incredible
The editor popped off on this one. Nice job
Wait, people wake up in the morning and eat breakfast? Not wake up in the afternoon and eat lunch?
3:57 did they just call lizz truss (tory) or boris johnson (also tory) a LIBERAL?? 😂😂😂😂
Yeah that one made me chuckle. Apparently the Labour party is really the Tory's puppet masters!
16:51 not all states have a minimum-wage exception for tips. In a lot of states, like mine, the employer must pay minimum wage without tips and any tips are on top of that.
in europe if you tip they wont take its weird to tip even 1%
I love that there's nearly a whole PROTOCOL for Robin. We got a Robin video coming in team we need four editors on stand-by and three sound effects libraries ready to go
yeah who wakes up and eats a proper breakfast these days if i am awake during the day i usually don’t eat until like 11:30 or 12:00 and just eat lunch
That David Attenborough voice was absolute gold
Finally! I was looking for this comment lol
Who tf eats breakfeet😭
Libs be like🤣🤣🤣
Lifehack: Can't skip breakfast if you wake up at noon everyday.
Wait, people eat breakfast for breakfast?
The cat milk post always kills me😭
Wouldn't be surprised if the "bulletproof vests and helmets" were high vis vests and hardhats and they were following road workers.
Or alternatively, it was a Military Convoy with, oh I dunno, _Radar trucks?_ judging by the "miss-shaped trucks" comment. Which'd make them getting ticketed a lot more...interesting.
Edit so I just saw the image which I missed the last time I saw the post, yeah it's just a Humvee with a trailer on the back, it's probably a portable generator or something, still, could be in a convoy with larger trucks I guess.
We don’t have a tipping culture here in the UK either. Instead we have a legal living wage... in the VERY FEW places where tips are done. It’s not mandatory, just a nice bonus.
2:42 ever heard of Iceland? We use 100% renewable energy and we are considered to be one of the best countries
I think the only time I've ever tipped poorly due to "Not being able to afford to tip more" was once when I went out and I was not told that the prices on the menu had been raised and they just didn't print new menus, so when the bill came the $5 tip [which granted was more than 20%] ended up being more like a $2 tip ... I mean that's still better than like some cents but I remember feeling really bad about it. Hell even typing this out I cringed a little bit.
Though [and yes I know people disagree with me, it's fine] the only time I've ever given a bad tip, on purpose, is when someone did a bad job. Though I was raised that if they did an ultra bad job, not to tip at all. [From two parents who both worked the majority of their youths in food service and wait staff]. And no I don't mean the kitchen messed up my order and I punished some poor wait staff, nah nah ... I mean literally did a bad job. Like literally ignored our table most of the time we were, went to talk to another table, literally grabbed food AROUND ours to take to that table and left ours on the window, brought us our food cold [yes it was actually their fault, I literally watched them leave our two plates in the window, untouched. The chefs were not adjusting/adding/removing anything for them to have left them], ignored the person I was out with ENTIRELY [I literally had to order for them because she wouldn't look at him or address him, and I doubt she knew him since he'd never been to that city before and was visiting me, and literally took my drink order and left, and then took my order, didn't see if I wanted more and walked away until I called her back and ordered his meal.]. Also ...he was the one paying, not me ... I did leave her a tip, but I can't tell you how much it was. I had no cash on me since he was taking me to dinner, so I dumped out all the change in my purse, though I know it was under or roughly $5 because I usually make sure to have roughly $5 in change [mostly quarters] so that I always have enough change when I pay in cash. But she was awful. And other than taking our order she didn't really talk to us, which overall is fine but when you go chat up another table most of the time you only have LITERALLY TWO TABLES it does seem like it's intentional. I mean she probably knew the other table but it just felt rude and she didn't seem to want to deal with us at all. - Despite that I still tipped her, but I made it a bad tip [i.e all coins, all loose change] because what the hell. I actually even left a review ... and unsurprisingly, that particular restaurant went out of business [in our area].
Long thing, didn't read but cool I guess.
@@sunshineandrei2569 buddy I would hate to see you try and a read book. This isn't that long to read
@@jayharv285 I have read fable haven the full series which is over 8 500 page novels. I don't like reading super long boring paragraphs.
@@sunshineandrei2569 I didn't know their intention was to excite you. Wait it wasn't. Maybe don't sound like a prick next time okay?
@@jayharv285
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I love the editor sass today!
7:49 they’re treating Purple Crying with… eggs? 😭
I love it whenever mkay decides to put Lancer in the background of their videos, it my favorite deltarune song and such a banger
4:24 this just reminds me of the question, "What colour is the letter 7"
yellow-green
The Martha Stewart thing threw my in a loop ngl.
Holy heck the David Attenborough voice was incredible
The Hill incident is interesting in that they recognized how stupid they sounded and later said they never had said anything. The abduction part was discounted by the USAF, but the actual sighting was confirmed as "reasonable" and the source "unknown." Code words for "DA Russians!"
Regarding the "bed" one, it depends what we're talking about. Is it the bed itself, or the entire thing, including the matress? Because those things are vile and full of sweat. And other fluids. Regardless of past relationships. Also, having back problems I know for a fact sleeping in somebody else's place will wreck you. So get rid of the matress, not because of the ghost of some ex, but because of sanitary and health reasons. Buying a matress together if it becomes serious (them shits expensive, grant you that) is very much recommended.
0:11 you WHAT?
Robin's Rant is my favourite time of EmKay :3
bro
that david attenborough voice was so good
The editor be having a fucking field day today huh.
7:31 🤨🤨🤨
Global Alabama
“I don’t trust and human being alive anymore” THIS.
Washington state pays servers and other tipped employees the entire state minimum wage of $14.49 an hour ($15.74 on Jan 1st). Seattle has a higher minimum wage requirement ($17.27 now, $18.69 Jan 1st) and does allow a lower wage for tipped employees of small businesses ($15.75 now, $16.50 Jan 1st), if they are making a guaranteed set amount of tips per hour ($1.52 now and $2.19 next year). But the difference in wages is only the very small hourly tip requirement. So, servers still usually make more than non tipped Seattle minimum wage workers in the long run.