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  • @lilharm
    @lilharm Před 3 lety +2588

    “my 17 year old cannot get a phone, that’s too dangerous… but I’ll let them call an Uber and get in a car with a stranger”

    • @randomassjellyfish
      @randomassjellyfish Před 3 lety +105

      Safety 100

    • @youraunt
      @youraunt Před 3 lety +117

      "my 17 year old can't have a phone, so why don't i buy them something that was designed to only play music?"

    • @Moons_haunted
      @Moons_haunted Před 2 lety +59

      What else can you expect from someone who wants to kick their kid out of their life when they're 18? Definitely not good judgement lol.

    • @trans_boy_kole7640
      @trans_boy_kole7640 Před 2 lety +37

      Watch as we get an awesome gay relationship when a week before he turns 18 he falls in love with a young male student who dose uber on the side to pay for his education and they live happily ever after. In this story she becomes the evil step mom until they just say fuck it and cut her out of there life once and for all

    • @voidsauce2616
      @voidsauce2616 Před 2 lety +2

      Hey! What's the sauce on your pfp?

  • @galactic7458
    @galactic7458 Před 3 lety +2875

    “Can I break your nose?”
    “No.”
    *breaks nose anyways*
    “Ow, what the hell!?”
    “No doesn’t always mean no.”

    • @chrish3969
      @chrish3969 Před 2 lety +198

      Hey now, you forgot to get him more wine first.

    • @asurasyn
      @asurasyn Před 2 lety +160

      *breaks nose anyway*
      "More wine?"

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Před 2 lety +152

      @@asurasyn it's more like
      "Can I break your nose?"
      "No."
      "More wine?"
      "Sure."
      *Wine*
      "Can I break your nose now?"
      "No, I don't want you to."
      *Breaks nose anyway*

    • @filipnovotny4918
      @filipnovotny4918 Před 2 lety +83

      "No doesn't always mean no." Sounds like CZcams premium motto.

    • @bird1361
      @bird1361 Před 2 lety +48

      @@filipnovotny4918 CZcams premium: No = ok I'll show you three more videos and continue until you're not thinking straight.

  • @kokichioma3000
    @kokichioma3000 Před 2 lety +240

    “Old people are the most disrespectful people I’ve ever met”
    As a fast food worker, I have never came across someone my age (I’m 18) that threw food at my coworkers because it was made wrong.

  • @boocrimson7720
    @boocrimson7720 Před rokem +87

    To the guy that posted "no doesn't always mean no"
    I'm a trans guy but I've been cornered a lot in the past before I realized it, if someone's solution to "no" is ever to get pushier or try to get me too drunk to stop them, they will leave single AND injured instead of just single.

    • @GraceRamsey-fd8lp
      @GraceRamsey-fd8lp Před 20 dny +3

      If they don't take No as an answer, maybe remove the thing that makes them think they can do that in the first place. (Read: If they're being a dick, remove theirs.) (THis is mostly a joke. MOSTLY)

    • @ch1ppychipp
      @ch1ppychipp Před 2 dny

      @@GraceRamsey-fd8lp No no, I think you're onto something.

  • @CO-m8o8
    @CO-m8o8 Před 3 lety +4450

    Guys... Guys... I just realized something. These people are revealing the truth. The truth on how the american education system is failing.

    • @yahyabedir
      @yahyabedir Před 3 lety +253

      What does the american education system have to do with idiots' social views. They probably did not even go to school.

    • @starnathanstar
      @starnathanstar Před 3 lety +63

      I gave up on the education system my third round of 8th grade. I technically dropped out ever since school was shut down due to rona in March 2020.

    • @blusoldier5253
      @blusoldier5253 Před 3 lety +118

      @@yahyabedir ya had me in the first half not gonna lie.

    • @ChaotiX1
      @ChaotiX1 Před 3 lety +66

      its been failing for the last fucking 50 years

    • @FlashlockAnimator
      @FlashlockAnimator Před 3 lety +60

      I wasn't even taught how to multiply in 2nd grade. Then in 3rd they wanted us to have it mastered. Somehow.

  • @DeadEyeJedi
    @DeadEyeJedi Před 3 lety +3889

    I want an entire episode of "Robin's guide to things that shouldn't have to be fucking explained to you."

  • @ferdinandiofbulgaria9485
    @ferdinandiofbulgaria9485 Před 2 lety +88

    I had a conversation with an older gentleman (60-70 range) and he was the most arrogant, disrespectful person I have ever come across. He was yelling at my co-workers, so I decided to see the problem. He turned and looked at what I was wearing (blue polo, yellow slacks, and a red baseball caps) and called me "one of those rainbow loving f*****s" so I got my manager, who told them to leave. No joke, the old dude turned and said "you are showing no respect, and bla bla bla bla bla." At one point my manager pointed out the lack of respect he showed and he returned with "you should always respect the elderly, why should I respect someone younger? Its your generation that is ruining our country with the respect is earned mentality bs nonsense that is propagated by leftist news" (or something to that nature, it was a few months ago) He eventually left, and I quit my job to focus on college a few months later. I havent seen him since.

    • @litewave5186
      @litewave5186 Před rokem +19

      'respect is earned *nonsense*?!'
      I'm rightwing myself and THAT GUY NEEDS TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
      What an asshole. Hope you're doing well with college but if you see him again, run.

    • @theauthor6669
      @theauthor6669 Před rokem +8

      @@litewave5186 one of the actual chill right wing folks.

    • @sabersin7694
      @sabersin7694 Před 10 měsíci

      @@theauthor6669 Are you one of the actual chill left wing folks?

    • @theauthor6669
      @theauthor6669 Před 10 měsíci

      yessir@@sabersin7694

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 Před měsícem

      Dude you met Old Man Jenkins

  • @SpensPens
    @SpensPens Před 2 lety +53

    storytime: my only time in the mental hospital (3 years ago!) i was in the "living room" area of the ward, and one of the middle aged ladies somehow put on a christian channel and it took a few minutes for anyone to do anything about it. Then she started talking to me specifically about the dangers of hell and all that. My main trigger was (and still is) my trauma with religious homo/transphobia. So no, that definitely did *not* cure me.

  • @bbolt09
    @bbolt09 Před 3 lety +2776

    And then God said “Let Eve be the one to change the diapers”
    Eve: “Wtf is a diaper?”

    • @CyberController-
      @CyberController- Před 3 lety +304

      God: It's something baby's sh*t in
      Eve: Oh, ok. Quick follow up, the f**k's a baby?

    • @oliversmith1981
      @oliversmith1981 Před 2 lety +29

      LMFAO!

    • @16imademanudutawedharma96
      @16imademanudutawedharma96 Před 2 lety +61

      @@CyberController-
      God : its a parasite that you'll give birth to and it will start multiplying rapidly.

    • @impossiblecompletedhd6390
      @impossiblecompletedhd6390 Před 2 lety +64

      @@16imademanudutawedharma96 eve: what the actual fu-

    • @augustomoreira7441
      @augustomoreira7441 Před 2 lety +60

      @@impossiblecompletedhd6390 god: dont worry. The process of making it is quite pleasant. Exept for the last part.

  • @Michelle-hl5yc
    @Michelle-hl5yc Před 3 lety +5050

    As someone who has worked with both teenagers and elder folks: teens showed me more respect overall than the older folks did

    • @Gabi-vt4ex
      @Gabi-vt4ex Před 3 lety +473

      Same here. Teenagers and the like were *never* rude to me, unlike people who were like 50+

    • @smol-one
      @smol-one Před 3 lety +239

      My experience is a mixed bag. Usually, it's the older, more conservative types that are a problem as well as younger, more ratchet types. But I work a job with a high turn over rate and a shift lead that has no idea who/how to hire decent people. So, your mileage may vary.

    • @ChriseanMcInnis
      @ChriseanMcInnis Před 2 lety +11

      Figured

    • @caithemburrow5569
      @caithemburrow5569 Před 2 lety +31

      As a waitress I feel this

    • @righty-o3585
      @righty-o3585 Před 2 lety +155

      A lot of older people feel that because they are older, they should automatically be shown respect, regardless of how they treat others. I personally think that is bullshit. I mean, in a case where an older person says something that would normally cause me to smack the shit out of somebody my own age , I will of course not do that. And that is about as much respect as they will get if they are just a mean person. I will tell them where they can stick their attitude though, and I will be colorful about it too. I don't care how old you are, what goes around, comes around.

  • @benjaminwulf914
    @benjaminwulf914 Před 2 lety +52

    I love how Candace Owens was complaining about poor grammar, and then wrote "I don't care your reasons." If you are going to complain about bad grammar, at least use good grammar while complaining. Also, they/them is a singular pronoun and has been for hundreds of years.

    • @ogluqqychess4452
      @ogluqqychess4452 Před rokem

      Maybe not hundreds, but a long ass time for sure

    • @ogluqqychess4452
      @ogluqqychess4452 Před rokem +9

      Nevermind, i looked it up. 1366 is the earliest known use of "they"

  • @dustmopthepig
    @dustmopthepig Před 2 lety +42

    "Are we just gonna tombstone pile-drive a baby??"
    -Robin out of context

  • @TheNuclearDragon
    @TheNuclearDragon Před 3 lety +1276

    When you realize that half the stupid people on this subreddit are politicians:
    I don't like where this is going..

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Před 3 lety +24

      Me neither

    • @barnabasrusnak9616
      @barnabasrusnak9616 Před 3 lety +84

      yea same here especially considering the fact that most of these people have access to nuclear weapons

    • @mina-simp
      @mina-simp Před 3 lety +45

      @@barnabasrusnak9616 Oh god that makes it so much worse

    • @kalomfaraday5654
      @kalomfaraday5654 Před 3 lety +12

      Don't worry too much about it, they're only saying what their voters want to hear, they don't actually believe in what they're saying most of the time.

    • @victorzhangkq
      @victorzhangkq Před 3 lety +43

      @@kalomfaraday5654
      So they knowingly keep spreading false informations that put society in danger by inciting their base committing crimes?

  • @-acne
    @-acne Před 3 lety +547

    The “no doesn’t always mean no” makes me really fear for the direction that humanity is going

    • @dascreeb5205
      @dascreeb5205 Před 2 lety +21

      Should I launch the nuclear attack?
      No.

    • @deadass849
      @deadass849 Před 2 lety +9

      @@dascreeb5205 but it would save so much trouble to the aliens

    • @jeppy4021
      @jeppy4021 Před 2 lety +15

      I mean one time I remember a girl at my class who seemed to like my friend, but she said no to him, and later complained that "he didn't try harder"

    • @NeoDeXeno
      @NeoDeXeno Před 2 lety +5

      I'm still waiting on humanity to fall off the imaginary edge of the Earth.
      I'm still disappointed 🤗

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 2 lety +9

      If it's any comfort we used to actually be worse about consent than that. The "no doesn't mean no" used to actually be the norm. Like it's to the point where "Baby it's Cold Outside," was and is actually a song about two people who want to stay together that night. There seriously used to be more pressure for women to say no even if they wanted to say yes and that helped feed not taking no for an answer. Because sometimes, genuinely they WERE saying no when they meant yes. So yeah, don't be too scared, we've over all made improvements in regards to consent.

  • @Emily-gg8ne
    @Emily-gg8ne Před 2 lety +35

    I had to dissect a shark last year, and the dude leading the dissection explained that they weren’t intentionally killed, and that’s why we’re allowed to dissect them (the sharks are accidentally caught by commercial fishers on the east coast, so they’re sent to a company that will distribute them for dissections, which is still kinda sad, but better than them being purposefully killed)

  • @whatwho5244
    @whatwho5244 Před 2 lety +632

    As a non-binary person I appreciate how mad you got over the pronouns thing. I felt it in my very soul.

    • @jeppepedersen7006
      @jeppepedersen7006 Před 2 lety +8

      really, man yoy really serious?

    • @Ollie_the_Possum
      @Ollie_the_Possum Před 2 lety +26

      **Dances is trans demiboy**

    • @legionaryprimedecanus4081
      @legionaryprimedecanus4081 Před 2 lety

      Anyways wouldnt being non binary categorize people into normal person and non binary therefore making it binary again

    • @melmentomori
      @melmentomori Před 2 lety +9

      @@legionaryprimedecanus4081 of course you’re a Caesar’s Legion stan 🤣

    • @lialaokami
      @lialaokami Před 2 lety +1

      @@legionaryprimedecanus4081 Part of this is because _nonbinary people are just as normal as cis and binary trans people._ I know, what a concept!

  • @NixTheNekomimi
    @NixTheNekomimi Před 3 lety +713

    “Without saying your age, say something a young person wouldn’t understand.”
    Respect, because they have never received any from older folks

    • @missgolgistain5801
      @missgolgistain5801 Před 3 lety +46

      I have to remember this one.

    • @brian-hj2fz
      @brian-hj2fz Před 3 lety +28

      Respect is earned not given. Being alive doesn’t mean you get respect

    • @missgolgistain5801
      @missgolgistain5801 Před 3 lety +117

      @@brian-hj2fz Depends on what you mean by respect. Nobody deserves to be treated like trash for no good reason.
      But there are quite a few older people who look down upon younger people by default.

    • @Flarflenugen
      @Flarflenugen Před 3 lety +89

      @@missgolgistain5801 the best way I saw it was *you getting a base amount of respect for being a fellow human I will treat you as one. Anything beyond that you must earn"

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger Před 3 lety +19

      @@missgolgistain5801 There’s a difference between not respecting someone and treating them like trash.

  • @im_goldbug1428
    @im_goldbug1428 Před 3 lety +310

    “Want me to shoot you?”
    “No!”
    “But you said no doesn’t always mean no, so I interpret this as you saying no but you still want to get shot”

    • @conchurfitzsimons570
      @conchurfitzsimons570 Před 3 lety +55

      "Want me to punch you in the face?"
      "No!"
      "*In a very fancy accent* Waiter, more wine please"

    • @TheTimbs_
      @TheTimbs_ Před 3 lety +23

      “Want me to stab you?”
      “No”
      “But you said no, but I don’t interpret it as no, I interpreted it as you saying that getting stabbed brings you great pleasure”
      “NO MAN ARE YOU BRAIN DEAD”

    • @sheer9203
      @sheer9203 Před 3 lety +1

      @@TheTimbs_ em kay

    • @k-nin9280
      @k-nin9280 Před 3 lety +6

      Person 1: "Youre wrong!"
      Person 2: "No"
      Person 1: "im glad we're in agreement"
      Lmao love your comment man. What if we said don't instead of no, does 'don't' mean 'maybe'? Is "don't shoot me" really "maybe shoot me"? What about "you're not"? Is "youre not getting my number" really "youre getting my number"? The biggest question I have is how do I make sure there's no sour cream on my taco, I tell taco bell "can I have a steak chalupa no sour cream?" and it still comes with sour cream, is it because I pose it as a question where they can choose the response or is it because no doesn't mean no. Anyways im sure noone saw my comment to this comment and if they did im sure they didn't bother to read till the end of this but if you're still reading this, just know I love you, because 'know' means 'rememeber'

    • @eddie7252
      @eddie7252 Před 3 lety +5

      “Want me to shoot you”
      “No!”
      *time for more wine*

  • @Dragonrider1227
    @Dragonrider1227 Před 2 lety +60

    This man embodied what the journey of r/insanepeopleoffacebook is like. You go in thinking; “don’t know what to expect but this oughta be funny” and come out weeping for humanity

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +11

    15:22 fun fact about the flag in the moon: because of the sun's radiation, the American flag on the moon is now blank white

    • @dypfulcjvjv
      @dypfulcjvjv Před rokem +2

      That fact is more useful to me then any tweets in the video

  • @lilmizjoker6756
    @lilmizjoker6756 Před 2 lety +265

    I like how older generations say younger gens "need to show more respct" and "are too entitled"... Years of working in retail has shown me that its quite the opposite 🙄

    • @Squishy2531
      @Squishy2531 Před 2 lety +10

      This!!!! My country is banning smacking children next march and the amount of people saying that "sMacKiNg TeAchEs ResPeCt. It neVeR DiD mE aNy HarM."
      and then they start calling people who are agaisnt it "snowflakes" and "bad parents" and my favourite one "you people deserve to die out because of your stupidity"
      Ugh... yeah smacking you really taught you respect and not to fear and be angry. Definitely. 🤦‍♀️

    • @Moonfire289
      @Moonfire289 Před 2 lety +16

      @@Squishy2531 I actually did fear and hate (though this one was probably due to teenage angst) my dad for a while because of that. I would stay in my room whenever he started getting annoyed at something. Even if it wasn't directed towards anybody in the house I would distant myself

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Před 2 lety +5

      @@Moonfire289 I am no longer a teenager but seems like my dad is getting worse and more unreasonable with age. so I am now also just distancing myself. they are too much of a bother. no point dealing with that garbage.

    • @adams0123
      @adams0123 Před 6 měsíci

      The reason they don’t get the respect is because they haven’t taken the time to earn it.

  • @AroAceArtemizzz
    @AroAceArtemizzz Před 3 lety +1458

    That sleeping thing with the wife with insomnia is literally considered torture. Holy shit I pray that woman gets a divorce and presses charges.

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 Před 3 lety +183

      Honestly, it really come down to that old adage "Your right to swing your fist around ends at someone else's face". If something you enjoy (and not even need) doing causes actual harm to another person and you refuse to stop doing it, there is a serious issue with your moral compass.

    • @spiderpickle3255
      @spiderpickle3255 Před 2 lety +99

      That weirdo who likes to wake himself up regularly throughout the night just to go back to sleep is gonna feel kind of stupid when he gets to the age that sleeping an entire night without regularly waking up becomes a rare luxury.

    • @-silly
      @-silly Před 2 lety +9

      okay the divorce is something i can understand but dont you think pressing charges is wayy too far? not trying to be mean or anything..

    • @animalgirl89
      @animalgirl89 Před 2 lety +5

      You cant just press charges for anything. Being an a**hole or not, he isn't breaking the law

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 Před 2 lety +89

      @@-silly actually, if it severely decreases her quality of life then she should press charges. He is, by definition of law, torturing her and I assume that that is a criminal offence (not civil). Insomnia is a really bad thing to have and he is actively making it worse for his own enjoyment.
      All in all though, it really depends on how angry she is over it. If she wants to press charges then she can and she would totally be in her right to.

  • @pojnacoviceaproductions514
    @pojnacoviceaproductions514 Před 8 měsíci +7

    Republicans in France: Behead the king
    Republicans in USA: "Let's make Trump king"
    🤦

  • @win_ini
    @win_ini Před 11 měsíci +5

    anyone with the name "candace" just sounds like she'd want to tell on her 2 brothers, one organic and one not, for building devices in their backyard.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 Před 8 měsíci

      r/brandnewsentence (i get the reference, but still)

  • @therealindoraptor7944
    @therealindoraptor7944 Před 3 lety +942

    As someone with ADHD and Autism, I HATE when people are like “oh your autistic? So your stupid then?” “Well just focus!” “Your overexaggerating” “have you tried mediation?” No Karen, is called a DISORDER for a reason

    • @Sophiebryson510
      @Sophiebryson510 Před 2 lety +15

      True

    • @foodofthegods
      @foodofthegods Před 2 lety +54

      “Oh you’re depressed? There’s always a positive side” “anxiety? just meditate! you’ll calm down” “cheer up no need to be such a pessimist” ah f you

    • @Addysontaylor07
      @Addysontaylor07 Před 2 lety +83

      @@foodofthegods or when you have had a panic attack in the past and so when ever you are out of breath people just yell at you and say you are just being dramatic and there is no reason to have a break down about it like bro I just ran down the stairs

    • @foodofthegods
      @foodofthegods Před 2 lety +14

      @@Addysontaylor07 yeesh that’s rough

    • @redacted2086
      @redacted2086 Před 2 lety +31

      @@Addysontaylor07 I tend to get frustrated at people like these when they can't control their breath and look like theyre acting dramatic (i know its false) but instead of saying anything I try to put myself in their shoes since I don't know what it feels I empathize and not be an asshole about it.
      its about understanding that they themselves dont know why it happens so be thankful for your abled body and instead of antagonizing them be considerate

  • @christopherstory514
    @christopherstory514 Před 3 lety +443

    "You don't go after Dolly Parton..."
    Rarely have wiser words ever been spoken

  • @monstergirlinc8707
    @monstergirlinc8707 Před 2 lety +5

    i like how the fanartist are like "please no hate" as if emkay would ever say anything bad about someones art.

  • @gothicart
    @gothicart Před 2 lety +12

    7:28 that's R*pe with extra steps

  • @The-Vixenator-3000
    @The-Vixenator-3000 Před 3 lety +1930

    Robin: “MAKE. RACISTS. SCARED. AGAIN.”
    Every sane person: 👏🏻👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿

    • @S.Grundy
      @S.Grundy Před 3 lety +72

      Bro, half the problems we're experiencing is because the racists became paranoid that everyone else out to get them.

    • @askreddit2431
      @askreddit2431 Před 3 lety +48

      Yes but can ya not fight racism with more racism? And stop burning bussines idiots.

    • @CryWolf-sm9iw
      @CryWolf-sm9iw Před 3 lety +32

      Except now you have about a third the nation seeing racism everywhere the way the Puritans saw the Devil everywhere. We’ve traded one witch hunt for another.

    • @The-Vixenator-3000
      @The-Vixenator-3000 Před 3 lety +50

      @@S.Grundy I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that. I just find racism baseless and pointless and just pure hatred.

    • @The-Vixenator-3000
      @The-Vixenator-3000 Před 3 lety +92

      @@askreddit2431 Are you talking about BLM? Friend, I’m not burning any businesses. Don’t get mad at me. No one is fighting racism with racism, we’re fighting racism with peaceful protests, that’s all.
      And I know you’re going to mention the riots, so let me clear your mind. Most riots begin because someone causes them, perhaps someone throws tear gas into the crowd or starts shooting with rubber bullets. Sometimes, riots are formed on their own, yes, but usually not. Most peaceful protests, protests in general, have a crowd of people with signs and not much else. When a cop might get fed up with standing there, they’ll throw something into the crowd then the crowd gets riled up and then- boom- a riot is born. Not every BLM supporter also supports the riots. I don’t support them, but I understand why they happen and I understand there is nothing I can do about them. I’m not trying to be mean and I’m not upset, just letting you know.

  • @ThePrinceofkindfulness
    @ThePrinceofkindfulness Před 2 lety +2318

    Don’t you love how the teenagers are meant to be the rude disrespectful brats but we are too scared to ask for a packet of sauce from the waiter?

  • @ElysiumCreator
    @ElysiumCreator Před 2 lety +6

    “Robins guide to things that shouldn’t have to be fucking explained to you” needs to be a recurring thing in this vids

  • @revampedharpy09
    @revampedharpy09 Před 2 lety +6

    12:57 nope that's endgame, he actually was going to kill EVERYONE the second time

  • @coconutthecockatiel478
    @coconutthecockatiel478 Před 3 lety +1089

    "I'm not a 'Gringo' I'm an American."
    This physically hurts me as a Mexican.

    • @kuantiun063
      @kuantiun063 Před 3 lety +55

      Me da mucha rabia que estos imbéciles se crean el centro del mundo XD

    • @icelandgaming
      @icelandgaming Před 3 lety +82

      After seeing a comment earlier on what gringo means, yeah I can see why

    • @carsonpearce5980
      @carsonpearce5980 Před 3 lety +31

      @@kuantiun063 no hablo español por mi primer lengua, pero yo estoy de acuerdo 100%
      Yo soy americano, pero eso comportamiento es ridículo.

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 Před 3 lety +29

      I think Imma learn spanish just to fuck with people

    • @logando3305
      @logando3305 Před 3 lety +3

      I think Imma learn spanish just to fuck with people

  • @guts60
    @guts60 Před 3 lety +1440

    Yet the hard, hard Heavy Metal I listen to doesn’t even talk about drugs, alcohol, sex, or anti-Christianity. In fact, the first song of the playlist is literally singing about praying for the biblical plagues because we need to fucking die

    • @thenerfkid9228
      @thenerfkid9228 Před 3 lety +42

      I mean I like this meat world, so nah, but you do you

    • @GaryHamad
      @GaryHamad Před 3 lety +39

      uh
      mind telling the song title?

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Před 3 lety +25

      You have a great taste!

    • @changedpace9169
      @changedpace9169 Před 3 lety +18

      @@thenerfkid9228 nobody gives af we will all die anyway

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 Před 3 lety +12

      @@changedpace9169 have you heard of absurdism? pretty cool counter argument to nihilism

  • @gh0zt.b0y
    @gh0zt.b0y Před 2 lety +2

    "hey can i borrow all of your money real quick?"
    "no."
    "well no doesnt always mean no so-"

  • @shyfrog3731
    @shyfrog3731 Před 2 lety +4

    11:50 I'm sorry, anyone who intentionally capitalizes the word "man" - when not referring to the archaic term for the human race or a person or place named "Man" - you aren't just showing a red flag, you ARE the WHOLE ASS FLAGPOLE.

  • @charlie-reeses-pieces
    @charlie-reeses-pieces Před 2 lety +288

    "Old people are the most disrespectful people I've ever met."
    Thank you Robin. Somebody had to.

    • @08NightBat
      @08NightBat Před rokem +1

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Před 3 lety +240

    "weekly mass rockings"
    I think those are just called _concerts._

    • @squidsushi8644
      @squidsushi8644 Před 3 lety

      Lmao good one

    • @casual_speedrunner1482
      @casual_speedrunner1482 Před 3 lety +3

      As unendingly stupid as that person was with their “it’s just a piece of metal”, they DID stumble upon the correct answer.

    • @internetperson9813
      @internetperson9813 Před 2 lety

      ​@@casual_speedrunner1482 metal birdy fly big boom boom thing many oof people

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP Před 2 lety +1

      No it’s those promo artworks where they have every version of Rock “Mega Man” Light posing together to celebrate an anniversary

  • @mavadelo
    @mavadelo Před 2 lety +15

    loved the name of your guide. excellent.
    And as an "old" person (compared to probably the majority of your viewers): I have encountered about the same level of disrespectful people across all age groups. DIsrespectful older people are just way more annoying as they should know better.

    • @jessicacaron5084
      @jessicacaron5084 Před rokem

      And also people are more annoyed by disrespectful people who are different from them in some way

  • @wildebeest333
    @wildebeest333 Před 2 lety +7

    5:04 - More violence, less education and health. Yes, this sounds like a good combination

  • @Boredchinchilla
    @Boredchinchilla Před 3 lety +440

    “A bit more wine” means “go home because that drunk person can no longer give consent and you don’t want to share a cell with Fistie for 10yrs”

    • @danmackintosh6325
      @danmackintosh6325 Před 2 lety +17

      Whilst I obviously agree wholeheartedly with the first part of your translation, I feel maybe some of those who disagree would also actually kinda enjoy rooming with Fistie... (Incidentally, did you pull that name from a Family Guy episode? )

    • @dementededge3266
      @dementededge3266 Před 2 lety +26

      While I completely agree that you should not initiate something with someone who is intoxicated, how dare you assume that I do not in fact want to spend alone time with someone named Fistie for 10 years.

    • @Sadie-rai
      @Sadie-rai Před 2 lety +25

      I can't believe I thought the two replies were going to have genuine disagreements that aren't about sharing a cell with Fistie for 10 yrs lmfao

    • @danmackintosh6325
      @danmackintosh6325 Před 2 lety +11

      @@dementededge3266 Well each to their own I suppose, personally think I'd prefer to be known as "Fistie" than be "known" by them lol

    • @dementededge3266
      @dementededge3266 Před 2 lety +8

      @@danmackintosh6325 Hey there fistie 😏

  • @thaliafriedman9811
    @thaliafriedman9811 Před 3 lety +208

    “If you say no doesn’t always mean no, I hope someone brakes your f**king nose” and that’s going on my wall👏

  • @ZaberZlayer7
    @ZaberZlayer7 Před 2 lety +9

    I’ll just say it here: It’s because of people like those shown in this video that I’m so happy that I swore to never get involved in politics, and to steer clear of (most) Social Media platforms. The amount of insanity I’ve seen in this video alone could fill about 18 asylums completely.

  • @ghoste3991
    @ghoste3991 Před rokem +5

    12:11
    I completely agree. You do NOT go after dolly parton, she is a legend and every person with a soul loves her.

  • @xenic5227
    @xenic5227 Před 3 lety +1735

    "i'm not a gringo, i'm an american"
    yep, certified gringo right there...
    had to edit, this shit blew up wtf, its only been an hour. anyways, gringo is spanish for "outsider", "white man", or "american". that's why its funny. calling someone a gringo usually means they're a stereotypical white man (and ya know, they don't know spanish, or what gringo means in specific). hope that helps lol

    • @dhclassicwasstolen
      @dhclassicwasstolen Před 3 lety +13

      Yep

    • @lordofchromium1534
      @lordofchromium1534 Před 3 lety +17

      Most Americans don’t speak Spanish, still a bit snarky for polite society. Of course that’s under the rug when you get the madman’s reaction to it.

    • @ember_0853
      @ember_0853 Před 3 lety +86

      “i thought you were american”

    • @codeinexrist
      @codeinexrist Před 3 lety +38

      @@ember_0853 that vine reference made my afternoon, have a beautiful day

    • @unxtraordinary
      @unxtraordinary Před 3 lety +4

      What's a gringo qwq?

  • @kurisu7885
    @kurisu7885 Před 3 lety +400

    Whoa whoa whoa, saying that Lauren Boeburt talks like Eric Cartman does is extremely unkind, to Eric Cartman.

    • @aidanc6672
      @aidanc6672 Před 3 lety +5

      They had us in the first half not going to lie

    • @ClownPuncher139
      @ClownPuncher139 Před 3 lety +19

      Exactly! At least Cartman is funny while being an ass!

    • @urgayuncle6082
      @urgayuncle6082 Před 3 lety +1

      Poor Eric 😔

    • @jadegreenleaf781
      @jadegreenleaf781 Před 3 lety +13

      Youve gotta really be a bastard to be below cartman

    • @mr.x2567
      @mr.x2567 Před 3 lety

      I mean, he’s still a kid, raised by an incompetent mom with no dad

  • @IRodeTheCylcond
    @IRodeTheCylcond Před rokem +5

    13:48 Not Cartman bro 💀

  • @BGDMusic
    @BGDMusic Před 2 lety +4

    6:53 no, 293 is the atomic weight of the element Tenessine

  • @Garli-clover
    @Garli-clover Před 3 lety +353

    Not him reading 'Christians' as 'Christmas' 💀💀

    • @sentienttapioca5409
      @sentienttapioca5409 Před 3 lety +5

      I paused to look for this comment lmao

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 Před 3 lety +18

      Oh boy that username...

    • @laurawallace1346
      @laurawallace1346 Před 3 lety +3

      I love that username!! No idea who that person is but they are hella lucky

    • @sentienttapioca5409
      @sentienttapioca5409 Před 3 lety +14

      @@mayathemayar4469 I didn't even look until you mentioned it. Bloody hell.

    • @Garli-clover
      @Garli-clover Před 3 lety +1

      @@laurawallace1346 that's probably the nicest thing someone's said abt my username- some people(as a joke I think) told me that I should be in jail for it-

  • @CvBurgundy
    @CvBurgundy Před 3 lety +479

    This video was peak Robin. He needs to browse this reddit more often. It's like 'murdered by words', but it's just Robin just layin down the law for 17 minutes straight while crazy people spout toxic nonsense.

    • @themerchantinblack6157
      @themerchantinblack6157 Před 3 lety +1

      it nonsense to people who don't pay attention to what going on.

    • @mina-simp
      @mina-simp Před 3 lety +16

      @@themerchantinblack6157 What is going on is that the man who killed George Floyd only got 22.5 years for murdering a man, while a black man named Willie Simmons got 38 years just for stealing $9.

    • @facepalm6315
      @facepalm6315 Před 3 lety +14

      @@themerchantinblack6157 It’s nonsense to people who have common sense and human decency to not listen to conspiracy theories.

    • @facepalm6315
      @facepalm6315 Před 3 lety +13

      @@themerchantinblack6157 Sure thing. Everything you agree with makes total sense and everything you don’t like/disagree with is stupid. The ceiling for intelligence has dropped significantly.🤦‍♂️
      And don’t waste your time typing up another paragraph about how you’re right and I’m wrong and how I’m somehow a communist because you don’t agree with me. I won’t have enough care to read it.

    • @gamingwithloogie1323
      @gamingwithloogie1323 Před 2 lety

      Yes

  • @majormonochrome8529
    @majormonochrome8529 Před 2 lety +5

    11:30 HE'S RIGHT!!!!!! The bible clearly states that it is impossible to predict the second coming of Christ, AND anyone who claims to, is a blasphemer and will be condemned to hell.

  • @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants
    @Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants Před rokem +3

    2:32 its confirmed that robin has the best music taste

  • @anangelnamedcecil4958
    @anangelnamedcecil4958 Před 3 lety +120

    "Robin's guide to thing that shouldn't f*cking be explained to you" is gold 😂

  • @Juzokinnie
    @Juzokinnie Před 3 lety +348

    It's funny how some old people think they're owed respect just because they're older. We don't owe you respect. Respect is given if you give respect. That's how it works. Also I feel like so many of them don't even know the definition of respect because some of them act like if they demand something from you and you say no then it's disrespect.

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Před 3 lety +28

      And they even think they are right because they have "more" experience
      So it can be right when talking about what the best choice is when, idk, buying a house or something but in an argument it doesn't mean anything

    • @courier6402
      @courier6402 Před 3 lety +10

      I think of respect like a pyramid the lower on the pyramid the less respect I'll give. The base of the pyramid is how you sound treat all people you meet till you get to know/have earned your respect.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir Před 3 lety +29

      I feel like these are the same people who will tell you that "the world doesn't owe you anything".
      I mean, yeah, but do you ever heed your own advice?

    • @slavicboi425
      @slavicboi425 Před 3 lety +9

      They mismatched respect with human decency

    • @toyamwarr
      @toyamwarr Před 3 lety +9

      Give it a couple years. You’ll be demanding respect for all the time and work you’ve put in - and complaining about disrespectful youngsters - just like all the older generations do now. “Respect your elders” exists for a reason.

  • @trianglemoebius
    @trianglemoebius Před rokem +1

    "Educator" is a wider group than just teachers, it's teachers, substitutes, tutors, etc. Saying "teachers aren't educators!" is like saying "you're a biologist, not a scientist."

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 Před 11 měsíci +3

    Christian: No Booze! Booze is EVIL!
    Meanwhile, Jesus, turning water to Wine: Bitch what?

  • @Fau499
    @Fau499 Před 3 lety +204

    "If the bible was played all the time in our mental hospitals, many would be cured." No, there would be even more mental patients, including the staff.

    • @artificerdrachen6908
      @artificerdrachen6908 Před 3 lety +24

      Mental hospitals would quickly turn into christian indoctrination facilities.

    • @rustythecrown9317
      @rustythecrown9317 Před 3 lety +11

      @@artificerdrachen6908 that may already be happening... would explain a LOOOT.

    • @sans4124
      @sans4124 Před 3 lety +6

      @Corinna C as agnostic I would 100 percent snap if I had the gauntlet
      I would remove All The Vegan teacher cults
      People are using religion to be jerks
      I would remove

    • @chanovia5912
      @chanovia5912 Před 3 lety +4

      @@sans4124 If you would murder people using the gauntlet because you think what they believe is bad then you really do need god

    • @sk1ttlz904
      @sk1ttlz904 Před 3 lety +7

      @Corinna C As an atheist, I agree. People can believe what they want as long as they aren't hurting others, but please use the scientifically proven medications prescribed by doctors to help you!

  • @heatedredvolcano
    @heatedredvolcano Před 3 lety +2055

    Fun fact: money doesn’t grow on trees, money is the tree.

  • @itsthejavavoid
    @itsthejavavoid Před rokem +7

    So, who else thinks Robin deserves an r/wholesomememes or r/blessedimages video at least once? He’s been through enough he’d probably be accepted into Valhalla at this point

  • @saraguerrero223
    @saraguerrero223 Před 2 lety +4

    7:43 1 exception. if the person who says no doesn't always mean no says no as you break their nose it actually means "Keep going"

  • @cliff_guygames4027
    @cliff_guygames4027 Před 3 lety +217

    Nuking hurricanes would make them worse excluding the explosion

    • @rahl163
      @rahl163 Před 3 lety +14

      Hillary's comment was on when Trump asked his advisors if we could nuke hurricanes.

    • @shane_borowski
      @shane_borowski Před 3 lety +6

      We actually have been doing this as a form of man-made weather control. There have been shown to be negative weather climate effects on it but it has been a practice in use in America.
      Never mind, I was wrong and miss read my evidence. Ignore me being an idiot.

    • @rahl163
      @rahl163 Před 3 lety +11

      @@shane_borowski You ahve made a (wild) claim that we use nukes in weather control. Where is your evidence for this? documentation? research papers? video? anything at all?

    • @erikawilliams9558
      @erikawilliams9558 Před 3 lety +1

      Uh yeah. Nukes bad. That's the joke

    • @shane_borowski
      @shane_borowski Před 3 lety +8

      @@rahl163 Sorry, I miss read the article. www.google.com/amp/s/www.wired.com/story/nuking-hurricanes-polar-ice-caps-climate-change/amp. I thought it said we had been doing that but it actually said people dreamed of a world where we actually did it. My bad.

  • @mollytaylor8122
    @mollytaylor8122 Před 3 lety +138

    "When you're a prisoner in your own mind, there IS no escape - especially when you put yourself in that prison on purpose."
    Sage words by Robin

  • @voidyt9939
    @voidyt9939 Před 11 měsíci +4

    1:20 I apparently looked this up, "gringo" is a Spanish and Portugese term for a forigner

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan Před 8 měsíci

      I thought it was only Spanish but yes, and it's especially used to Americans ironically

  • @erin1569
    @erin1569 Před 2 lety +8

    "Why do you support taxation? Freedom is when you bring home 100% of your wage"
    He's literally a socialist but doesn't realize that the people taking his wage are the owners of the place he works at.

    • @thegreattortoiseom
      @thegreattortoiseom Před rokem +1

      Socialism is helping everyone in society, not just your family... so this is not socialism

  • @GewalfofWivia
    @GewalfofWivia Před 3 lety +210

    "No doesn't always mean No"
    Let us say for the sake of argument that it is true: we should still take a No to mean No, for it is better to miss an opportunity to bang than commit a case of rape, for someone who is not morally deranged, anyway.

    • @kusog3
      @kusog3 Před 3 lety +1

      no always mean no, but some yes can become a no and you get sued and labeled a r*pist.

    • @AroAceArtemizzz
      @AroAceArtemizzz Před 3 lety +17

      @@kusog3 well you're allowed to change your mind. If you say you're up to something but don't like and say no I don't want to do this anymore, they should stop.

    • @riskyworks
      @riskyworks Před 3 lety +2

      @@AroAceArtemizzz I think they mean those people who change their mind afterwards and sue you afterwards

    • @galuxius1861
      @galuxius1861 Před 3 lety +10

      @@kusog3 If someone changes their mind to say no, you stop it. You both can be fucking and she decides to say no then, then you stop and talk to her. You don't keep going.

    • @shadow_of_thoth
      @shadow_of_thoth Před 3 lety +6

      And anyway, if there are girls who say "no" merely as a way to play hard to get (I'm sure there are some who do this), then they also need to learn that it's not the appropriate way to get what they want. You have to be honest. So, if they miss out on what they want enough times, then they'll stop doing it, which is better for everyone.

  • @BattleWarriar
    @BattleWarriar Před 2 lety +108

    That scene with thanos he actually did plan to kill everyone. He realized the living half was ungrateful and instead said he wanted to restart entirely.

    • @dascreeb5205
      @dascreeb5205 Před 2 lety +7

      The bleach gauntlet.

    • @HungerGamesFan88
      @HungerGamesFan88 Před 4 měsíci

      "hey that killing half the population thing didnt really fix anything"
      "you know what you little shit"

  • @rafaelcastor2089
    @rafaelcastor2089 Před 2 lety +4

    I wish i got to dissect an animal when i was in school, cuz it took me way to long to learn how fun field dressing is and i feel like i'd be having fun a lot earlier if that was the case

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Před rokem +2

    15:11 Marjorie… if everyone is an alpha, then no one is an alpha, because no one is better than anyone else…

  • @sparx0s
    @sparx0s Před 3 lety +320

    Those facebook "christians" really are insane, like, there were once people in medieval era that "denied their flesh" by beating themselves with a whip. Bruh

    • @vedritmathias9193
      @vedritmathias9193 Před 3 lety +8

      There are still people that flagellate. Not many, but still.

    • @phredphlintstone6455
      @phredphlintstone6455 Před 3 lety +11

      The flagellets were doing that to pay for everyone's sins..some did for money at time, and there are reports that some groups partied pretty hard

    • @TailsClock
      @TailsClock Před 3 lety +11

      @@somepotato9900 you got it backwards. Only real Christians DO do that. You're part of the majority of fakers. Of choosers, pickers, people who only follow part of the bible.
      You're the kind of pseudo Christian that's probably kind and considerate! You fraud! You friendly kind-hearted soul!

    • @sparx0s
      @sparx0s Před 3 lety +11

      @@TailsClock lmfao dude

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 Před 3 lety +7

      @@somepotato9900 he’s being sarcastic

  • @ianchristian2447
    @ianchristian2447 Před 3 lety +265

    The best part of Robin is the way he inevitably gets outraged at every sub he goes through. It’s hilarious and completely justified

  • @SacsachCCABP
    @SacsachCCABP Před 2 lety +3

    3 things that make up r/Facepalm
    -Stupidity
    -Assuming “not yes” means “no” (it can mean other things like “not entirely true or false”)
    - Anger towards something

  • @IBeforeAExceptAfterK
    @IBeforeAExceptAfterK Před rokem +3

    13:13 This dude's been playing too much Doom.

  • @RyasGoodBoy
    @RyasGoodBoy Před 3 lety +99

    “Tombstone pile drive a baby” be sentence i have ever heard

  • @drewmyles7061
    @drewmyles7061 Před 3 lety +391

    They are going to be so upset when they find out that Jesus isn't white when he 'comes back from the dead'. He's middle eastern. Him talking about loving thy neighbor DOES NOT mean that you should shun anyone who is different than you. It means to be kind to others.

    • @proc-section6093
      @proc-section6093 Před 3 lety +4

      Wait....if Jerusalem is the capital of Israel does that mean Jesus is israilian

    • @drewmyles7061
      @drewmyles7061 Před 3 lety +54

      @@proc-section6093 I wasn't really trying to pinpoint the exact city he came from bc I didn't read the bible. Israel is in the middle east so he's still middle eastern. Also Americans would call him slurs for speaking another language.

    • @proc-section6093
      @proc-section6093 Před 3 lety +2

      @@drewmyles7061 ikr

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 Před 3 lety +6

      I don't know if it will get that far. Have you seen the paintings? "I said love your neighbor!"⚡🔥🎉

    • @halcyon_echo42
      @halcyon_echo42 Před 3 lety +25

      He could've already come back and they wouldn't have noticed/believed it even if they saw him with their own eyes

  • @spaghetti-man31
    @spaghetti-man31 Před 2 lety +2

    I don’t know much about politics but Twitter politics just seems like a buncha people telling others what to think from what I’ve seen

  • @redstoneparadox
    @redstoneparadox Před 2 lety +5

    5:45 They say that like societal improvement is a bad thing, lol.

  • @alexwhite5767
    @alexwhite5767 Před 3 lety +87

    2:18 i love how they’re saying drinking alcohol is against christianity when jesus is knows for turning water into wine…

    • @dascreeb5205
      @dascreeb5205 Před 2 lety

      Un-jesus.

    • @legionaryprimedecanus4081
      @legionaryprimedecanus4081 Před 2 lety +16

      Im a Christian, alchohol is amazing and is explicitly listed in the bible as a gift from god, it literally only states the only sin relating to alchoholism is extreme drunkenness, and even then only a small sin, all this is overprotective boomers who dont like fun, in short, god doesnt mind alchoholism just dont be a degenerate about it

    • @xxfake_outxx
      @xxfake_outxx Před 2 lety +1

      @@legionaryprimedecanus4081 yea

  • @TenshoWasHere
    @TenshoWasHere Před 3 lety +187

    I'm surprised america hasn't yet fallen like the Roman Empire

    • @Xolivas1
      @Xolivas1 Před 3 lety +53

      The mass majority of us who have a brain and have common sense are DESPERATELY trying to keep America from imploding on itself from the amount of idiocy.

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 Před 3 lety +1

      You guys mean only the US or the entire continent?

    • @lennyfacebutnotreally3198
      @lennyfacebutnotreally3198 Před 3 lety

      @@SubjectSigma18 if its the entire continent then we are already half way there, cause south america is like half of America and the ones that have not gotten to that point are on their way

    • @engelrivera-torres979
      @engelrivera-torres979 Před 3 lety +5

      It's getting there, unless we get another GREAT leader that is loved by both sides and that can bring about one hell of a reform then history will repeat itself

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 Před 3 lety +2

      Rome wasn’t built in a day and it didn’t fall in a day. Just wait. I’m sure things will get worse

  • @themushroom_dude
    @themushroom_dude Před 2 lety +2

    I just love how in Facebook they don't write the post, they make the effort to make an image with whatever they could write in just five seconds

    • @yaysuu
      @yaysuu Před rokem

      no thats a feature of facebook where you can give your posts backgrounds featuring stuff like emojis, flowers, their weird fucking avatars, etc

  • @Chalkadoo
    @Chalkadoo Před rokem +1

    Hearing someone say "Candace, shut the fuck up." was the single most Cathartic thing I've ever heard from Robin. Thank you.

  • @ashtonisvibing4763
    @ashtonisvibing4763 Před 3 lety +416

    "becoming a liberal means giving up on reproduction"
    me, a gay asexual man: maybe i was a liberal all along-

    • @aurora_chart
      @aurora_chart Před 3 lety +38

      how can you be gay and asexual?

    • @australiankappa8123
      @australiankappa8123 Před 3 lety +1

      Lmaoo

    • @rubix4601
      @rubix4601 Před 3 lety +1

      Im a dianasaur

    • @-cosmic-5014
      @-cosmic-5014 Před 3 lety +86

      @@aurora_chart it means he’s attracted to men but only in a romantic or platonic way

    • @cheeseandsticks
      @cheeseandsticks Před 3 lety +61

      @@aurora_chart its means he likes guys but doesn't get off to sexual stuff.

  • @raphaelcop-bot9311
    @raphaelcop-bot9311 Před 3 lety +200

    About the woman he said we should forget: I literaly forgot about her in the next post, but i forget about every idiot i see or hear in the internet anyways.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 3 lety +1

      Smart, healthy choice!
      XD

    • @B0o0o0o0o0o
      @B0o0o0o0o0o Před 3 lety +1

      Wait, who are we talking about?

    • @jazzon_1619
      @jazzon_1619 Před 3 lety

      3:07 The girl who says abortion should be banned. Which is true so I dont know why we should forget.

    • @vicious_cycle
      @vicious_cycle Před 3 lety

      @@jazzon_1619 It was a joke, bro.

    • @jazzon_1619
      @jazzon_1619 Před 3 lety

      @@vicious_cycle I know but I was wondering why he said that we should forget

  • @dascreeb5205
    @dascreeb5205 Před 2 lety +2

    'Metal is bad and is about bad stuff'
    Early linkin park: 🗿

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 Před 2 lety +1

    When someone complains about having to wash their hands, I immediately know I'm never going to shake their hand because ew

  • @beetlejesus3199
    @beetlejesus3199 Před 3 lety +30

    "Imagine being this proud of being taken advantage of" My god I love that reply

  • @reeselarocco
    @reeselarocco Před 3 lety +130

    *“the one with a lot of blackheads” i’ve never agreed with a statement that hard in my life* 😭

    • @reeselarocco
      @reeselarocco Před 3 lety +1

      *looks like u all have a lot a blackheads* 🤧

  • @tjcummings5249
    @tjcummings5249 Před 2 lety +4

    I was honestly touched when you got so heated at Candace over the pronouns mine is they/them so thank you

  • @Sluppie
    @Sluppie Před rokem +3

    Consent is not optional. Consent is the bare minimum. Holy shit these takes...

  • @Moons_haunted
    @Moons_haunted Před 2 lety +129

    "Godly" women: Respect your husband as the head of the house or he'll find someone who will!
    Oh goodie, the trash will take itself out! Also, I'm looking for an equal partner, not a master. The only masters I want is in the form of a degree in Nursing.

    • @dascreeb5205
      @dascreeb5205 Před 2 lety +4

      Pov: jesus does not come back for you
      NOOO but I hated everyone that was different to meeee, I did what you wanted!
      Jesus: lol no.

    • @SCP--bf4fv
      @SCP--bf4fv Před rokem

      What?

    • @Tinnituss
      @Tinnituss Před rokem

      You obviously misunderstand. The Bible doesn’t call for a master-like relationship. There is no real subservience called for. The teaching is that women should respect and honour their husbands in return for their husbands protecting and providing for them. That’s not too much to ask really and I guarantee any family will work a lot better if the husband does his job providing and protecting and the wife respects him for that. By definition this system creates a hierarchy between the two but that is certainly not a bad thing.

  • @X3n0nym0us
    @X3n0nym0us Před 3 lety +98

    11:06, I did dissect something once. It was a mink and I actually found it somewhat educational on how a body is put together and functions but I can appreciate not killing a shit ton of frogs for cutting.

  • @GG553
    @GG553 Před rokem +2

    11:00 my high school had us dissect CATS, we were told that the cats had to be put down regardless but literally none of them had any physical or internal signs that that was the case, it was awful

  • @gamesandshorts69
    @gamesandshorts69 Před rokem +1

    7:22 “It’s all about persuasion, and a no doesn’t always mean no.”
    “What does ‘no’ mean?”
    “It means no.”
    “Yes, but what does it mean… EXACTLY?”

  • @stupidbluegoblin77
    @stupidbluegoblin77 Před 2 lety +360

    As somebody with STAUNCHLY conservative parents, I can explain most of the crazy political posts. Ask me, if you need a professional insane person translator.

    • @asterix7842
      @asterix7842 Před 2 lety +48

      @marcoscolga24 He didn't say he could justify it, just explain it.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 2 lety +31

      A question, if you still care to explain. Why the militant hatred in so many of these. Like is there a reason so many of these posts can boil down to, "you're wrong, I'm right, I hate you for being wrong."

    • @stupidbluegoblin77
      @stupidbluegoblin77 Před 2 lety +70

      @@XSniper74184 You basically summed it up. Really, it's just "My opinions are fact/gospel and I'm morally correct, therefore good, so people who disagree with me are objectively wrong and immoral and I must make them change their view/self so that they can also be morally correct. I will no longer be morally correct if I do not actively convince others that they are wrong and I am right." There are deeper reasons, like being a religious zealot or perhaps a narcissist, but the mindset is usually pretty similar.

    • @XSniper74184
      @XSniper74184 Před 2 lety +9

      @@stupidbluegoblin77 well, thanks for the reply.

    • @litewave5186
      @litewave5186 Před rokem +16

      @@stupidbluegoblin77 this also applies to the other far side of politics, too. honestly I can't be bothered to trust either since my faith in humanity is rapidly dwindling because people insist on being stupid no matter WHAT they believe, and WILL attempt to force it on you.

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord Před 3 lety +42

    People really think that Oreos have kidneys in them? Kidneys are so expensive bruh

  • @bluephoenix3945
    @bluephoenix3945 Před rokem +1

    Pretty sure the guy who said “you want your teeth knocked out?” was the guy I encountered. I worked in a grocery store and kindly asked the gentleman to put a mask on or wear one of our provided ones, and this man looks at me and asked if I wanted my teeth knocked out. He was promptly removed from store premises.

  • @hollyhayes9640
    @hollyhayes9640 Před 2 lety +2

    I can't believe Hilary Clinton had to explain to another human being - an *ADULT!* - that hurricanes shouldn't be nuked... 😬🙃

  • @wolfgurl1115
    @wolfgurl1115 Před 3 lety +97

    2:18 aren’t like 80% of country songs about them being devout Christians and loving the lord?

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 Před 3 lety +7

      Maybe, though there can be some overlap. One Country song I often hear is "God is Great, Beer is Good and People are Crazy". It's literally about faith in God, drinking beer and people doing unexpected stuff, as you might imagine.

    • @lumini3172
      @lumini3172 Před 3 lety +8

      I suspect they were talking about bro-country-a “sub”-genre of country. Bro-country is the beer, dirt roads, trucks, girls, cheating, jeans crap. Then there’s gospel country.

    • @charlie-yp2oq
      @charlie-yp2oq Před 2 lety +1

      @@lumini3172 then there's Chris Stapleton country-

  • @Mx.Phoenix
    @Mx.Phoenix Před 3 lety +192

    OK but hearing him defend they/them pronouns was the validation this non-binary person didn't know they needed!! 😭❤️

    • @tuluppampam
      @tuluppampam Před 3 lety +19

      They/them has been used as a neutral pronoun when talking about people since like forever

    • @cryptiecreep
      @cryptiecreep Před 3 lety +15

      Your nonbinary self is fantastic and amazing

    • @imogenkemp4626
      @imogenkemp4626 Před 3 lety +7

      The comment section on that post made me laugh so hard, it’s just full of deez nuts and ratios 😂

    • @imogenkemp4626
      @imogenkemp4626 Před 3 lety +4

      I scrolled further and there are people playing knots and crosses on her forehead 💀

    • @brokenbeats2884
      @brokenbeats2884 Před 3 lety +6

      Some of us don’t believe you can change your gender. Still respect you as a person but can’t believe it.

  • @KitsuneYashaX48
    @KitsuneYashaX48 Před rokem +3

    I might have commented this before, apologies if so, but Robin reading about the synthetic frogs made me suddenly remember... In 2nd grade, we did a dissection of sorts as well, but we were kinda just tearing open owl pellets - those little hairball-like things some owls cough up that has the non-digestable bits of their prey in them.
    It was still incredibly bizarre, but certainly a lot better than killing a ton of frogs just to traumatize a load of kiddos. Or at least as far as I can tell.

  • @JLense
    @JLense Před 2 lety +1

    God listening to you do this Robin, especially when it comes to politics feels like a breath of fresh air. You aren't afraid to point out how ridiculous it is and it makes me feel sane. Since it's exactly what I've been saying and I feel like I'm usually talking to brick walls.