That one guy who's learning English:
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- čas přidán 13. 04. 2024
- Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it.
Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea.
There is a consensus on British people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these British people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy.
What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed ""British"" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist.
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Before I begin my actual comment, I would like to apologize in advance for my inadequate level of English proficiency. I am not a native speaker of the world's current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language. Whenever I am reminded of how I lack the ability to convey my thoughts in an eloquent manner, I feel as though I have committed a cardinal sin, as though every English teacher in the world is simultaneously shaking their head and sighing due to how utterly disappointed they are at me.
Although I know that saying sorry to those of you who are reading my comment will not change the fact that I fail miserably to write and speak perfect English, I am writing this as a way to deter a certain type of people who cannot stand poor English from mocking me by posting unwanted and unnecessary comments detailing my every blunder. In my humble opinion, making grammatical errors should be perfectly acceptable as native speakers should not expect non-native speakers to be able to communicate in their second or third languages eloquently. If you are able to completely understand what the other person wrote, is there really a problem with what they've written? No, because the entire concept of communication is the exchange of information between other intelligent beings, which means that no matter how the exchange of information is made, as long as the information is accurately shared there is not a fundamental issue with their ability to communicate. To see it in another way, remember that someone who isn't fluent in English is fluent in another language. When you think about it this way, isn't it impressive for someone to speak a second language in any capacity? Having empathy and respect are qualities that are sorely missing for far too many people these days, especially on the internet.
That being said, I am aware that not all netizens who correct others are doing it to ridicule and shame. There are some who do so with the intent to help others improve and grow. However, displaying the failures of other people publicly will cause the person who is criticized to feel negative emotions such as shame and sadness due to the fact that their mistake has been made obvious which severely undermines the point they were trying to make in spite of their unfamiliarity with the English language. In most circumstances people are not looking for language help when they post anything online. Most people just want to enjoy themselves and have a good time on the internet which is why I would not encourage correcting other people regardless of your intentions. If you really do want to help others with their spelling or grammar, I would highly recommend you to help via messaging privately because not only will you not embarrass anyone, you can also go more in-depth with your explanation which I'm sure the other person will greatly appreciate if they want help, but I digress. I know that I've written a bit of an essay, but I hope I've made my points clear.
Anyways, here is the comment I wanted to make:
ok
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i cant read all taht
that’s too long longer than the paragraphs I write in school
bro what an entire bible verse💀
"Stop putting me in random quotes"
- Sun Tzu
r/suntzusaidthat
U just did
free ton, check bio
“I can do it for u if u want to”
-Albert Einstein
/mute
“Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.”
what
chicken butt
Yes
Don't translate...
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้...... ....
Wise words my friend 🗿
1:12 A wise person once said:
_”Are you a male or a female?”_
*I am gmail*
Yes yes I’m gmail
no, female? male? non-binare? nah bro im a walmart bag!
@@GeneralAviation987 not that meme🤣
You stole my comment😭😭😭😭😭
a great man once said
-"han bao bao 🍔"
Han bao bao 🍔
漢堡包🍔
@@PastelLavenderYT bot 😑
Sorry bad english, can u again say?
@@PastelLavenderYTi cant sub you WTF
1:14 "i am gmail" Perfect
🗿
Ikr lol “Gmail”
You're gmail
Acc I'm gmail
No I’m. Just saying what it said
“Friends are like potatoes.
when you eat them, they die.”
- Sun Tsu
guys my parents promised me if i hit 10k they qould buy me a camera just for recording please im begging u!!!
@@idjdjddjisks not the bot man
@@idjdjddjisksNobody cares
Guy above me is gay
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You always make my day Beluga!!! You’ve gotten me through some tough times. Love your vids :))))
This is so accurate, the name Mike Jimmy (two first names), the way the European school they learned English in taught them how to sound like the most polite and fancy person ever before teaching them how to formulate a single coherent sentence, the “Ok I left” without actually leaving, it’s just so so accurate!
I did 100+ hours of research to make this
@@Beluga1 awesome vids bud
But european schools teach.....Chinese??? (And yes, I know han bao bao is 汉堡包(cheeseburger) )
@@panpeter9536 depends what country. In mine we learn Polish, English, German and in some schools even French
@@WingedWolvesOFFICIAL Yes, but would Chinese be the factor to affect their English spoken style when they mother language (not even second language I guess) are NOT Chinese? Or is it just a Chinese meme like bingchiling and I am bing to serious lol
Thats why yall need me
wait why do i hear an amber alarm in my bedroom
So?
@@ResziaQuizGamer12 You can study languages.👍
You Joined The Same Date your channel joined 2023/11/28 and mine are same 2023/11/28💀
@@ResziaQuizGamer12 You deserve a sub there.
"Are you male or female?" "I am email"
Famous quote - "if you die, you will not live"
Research recently showed that if you breath in Oxygen, you will have a very high probability to die within 100 years.
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i love every single video, keep up the good work!
technoblade
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I mean the guy with no name. It wont let me reply to them
Nice vid beluga
As someone who did not grow up speaking English as a first language, I understand the challenges that can arise in communication. I deeply value effective communication and strive to continually improve my language skills. Nonetheless, I acknowledge that there may be occasions where my language proficiency falls short of expectations.
Please know that it is never my intention to cause any confusion or frustration due to language barriers. I greatly appreciate your patience and understanding as I work to enhance my English language abilities.
If there are specific areas where I can improve or if you have any suggestions on how we can better communicate, I am eager to hear your feedback. Your insights are invaluable to me as I strive to become more proficient in English.
Once again, I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. I am committed to overcoming language challenges and ensuring clearer and more effective communication going forward.
Thank you for your understanding.
@@PastelLavenderYTget a life
@@PastelLavenderYT true, you are begging. You see, you're a bot. You don't know any more than to spam write these comments. Infact, you dont even have parents, or even know what a camera is.
@@PastelLavenderYTSHUT UP
@@PastelLavenderYT no 🤖
I grew up in a non-english environment and also have problems when communicating with native english speakers
(sorry for bad english)
I found something similar with my writing style in your comment, it seems that those who aren’t familiar with English (like me) will pile up loads of formal words in their sentences because these words are the ones they see first when using the translator
English is not very hard to write and type, it’s hard to speak for me, those syllables are simply complicated and overload my stiff tongue
"Are you male or female?"
"I'm gmail" 😂😂😂😂😂
thanks for posting such a great vid on my birthday=)))(sorry for bad English)
“Sorry for bad English” true words of a wise man 😭
I think if i will not late, Beluga will heart my comment. Let's see
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@@Loukakizz JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
@@stelath_ its just hahaha in other languages
рус или укр@@Loukakizz
this channel is the funniest since i was watching years ago
Ur were my child hood and still are no one can defeat you man keep it up
"tugoma Balls" GOT ME ROLLING 😭😭
same
what mean it?
(not sorry for bad english)
Yoooo Mike Jimmy is just violating discord😂
no
OMG LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD LOLOLOLOLOL btw i love ur videos beluga I’m a huge fan!
Me too😂
Great video as always
I didn't know Beluga videos could get sussier than they already are.
what
Fr
I love every single one of your videos please never stop
Ive been watching you since 2020 and haven’t missed a video
i love this channel
me too im a big fan of this channel btw
@@Secdoche07 Your English is truly abysmal. I believe the sentence you were attempting to say was "Me too. I'm a big fan of this channel by the way". Not only did you fail to add correct punctuation twice, you also failed to capitalize your letters twice. You made four major grammatical mistakes in a simple sentence. At least double check and check your sentence through tools made for those who are poor at English. Your inaccurate comment is offensive to actual English speakers. Please refrain from committing such a cardinal sin in the future. I suggest you edit your comment to save yourself from humiliation.
Your comment, that is "me too im a big fan of this channel btw", made me feel as if you weren't even trying to write good English. While it may not have been your intent to offend, you have and I once again emphasize that you edit your comment so that others don't get offended. People can grow and fix their mistakes. I hope you fix yours and move on.
Mike Jimmy has a voice lol
Beluga seems like the type of person to wait for the stop sign to say go.
OMG GREAT JOB ON REACHIN 10M SUBS!!! KEEP UP DA GREAT WORK!!!
Words before disaster “sorry for bad English”
i've been watching you for so long now i remember the discord mod speed runs
Beluga im love youtube videos and i Watch your video all day
it a nice day when beluga upload
also congrat for 10 million sub
guys my parents promised me if i hit 10k they qould buy me a camera just for recording please im begging u!!!
ok
@@idjdjddjisks just use your mom phone cammera
"Are you male or female?"
"I am gmail"💀
I subscribe everytime you upload a new video
(Sorry for bad English)
Congratulations You hit 10M subscribe! 🎉🎉🎉
0:36 for anyone wondering, “hàn bǎo bāo” (漢堡包）means “hamburger bun”
No it actually just means hamburger. The 包 (bun) here is referring to the bun in the burger
aw man i was gonna comment this stuff coz im chinese 🙃
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@@Xapelize pretty much what I said but ok
It's all phonetic, the characters were chosen to match the word "hamburger" as closely as possible.
How Pablo keeps the server safe when Beluga isn’t online. A real American hero
Bro, Beluga, every single video i watch from you is hilarious and entertaining. Nothing hits the spot then watching a beluga vid after school. keep up the good work!😀
P.S. pleze show what songs u use in videos
Bro, congratulations on 10M subs❤
Beluga if you see this i love your channel you been growing so much and your lucid dreams love it ima try it one day your my favorite
reply
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Congrats on 10M Belugaa!!
Congratulations to you for 10 million.🥳
"Friends are like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.)
As a can confirm this, I English speaker.
My parents said if I reach 40k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys I'm literally begging you!!...
@@universaltoons try earning instead of begging
ratio
@@universaltoonsshut up you bot nobody cares
@@universaltoons Those who asked and cared:
Sorry they don't exist
1:31 had me crying laughing😂
Rip 🪦
say goodnight💀
Beluga ran out of words of wisdom
begula your videos are fire!!🥶🥶👌👌
When beluga posts, ya know its gonna be a good day today!
beluga is racist
Big fan beluga love ur discord memes
CONGRAGULATIONS🎉🎉🎉🎉 U HIT 10 MILLON SUBS U DESERVE IT🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤
Men you added voice and i find this a little cool so continue like that you are the boss
Keep up the good work, your videos are awesome!
“I am gmail” got me rollin’💀💀💀
😆It also had me laughing! Gmail sounds like female. What a great pun!
@@adamkalb1 it implies she is trying to say female but then its revealed she is a bot
I love your videos sm
Bro post makes my day man
Mike Jimmy 💀
I appreciate how Beluga never fails to entertain us.
Beluga never fails to make us laugh. His videos make my days as always
Your videos are amazing
(Sorry for bad english) 😂
This is what I call Discord at its Peek
@@PastelLavenderYT aren't you the beggar
@@PastelLavenderYT rare instance of a spammer being normal
As a french speaker, i can't confirm that
Je suis française aussi !
salut!
(im learning french)
@@seshasaip5882 good luck cuz its very hard (lot of exceptions)
X2 But Spanish here
Mdrr moi en cours d'anglais : 🗿 et surtout pour commenter et parler avec les anglais x)
The ending quotes are getting even crazier
Omg you hit 10 mill subs big fan
As an Indian, I see this as an absolute win.
beluga you put in so much work keep it up man
This is a whole mood and to relatable 😂
"I am Gmail" Got me on the Floor 😆
truly an inspirational quote at the end
ahhh bro wasnt having it💀💀💀
Oh now that’s absolutely hilarious! 😂
congratulations for the 10m subs beluga!
Mike Jimmy maybe Beluga in Disguise 🤦😂🤣
As a Japanese I can confirm "ENGLISH IS HARD LONGU LONGU ENGLISHUUU NUUUUU"
"han bao bao 🍔"
Couldn't agree more with this quote
The quotes at the end of every video make me 101% wiser every single time🗿
0:16 thats not bad English if its true LOL
Only people who didn’t come from TikTok are allowed to like this comment 🏆
Meanwhile tiktok is banned in India 💀
@@sachinsagvekar why?
Me
Me
Here
Blud actually played my ringtone at the end 💀💀
I Love You Beluga So Much I Have Been Watching You 4 Years Ago
Bring back the lucid dreaming channel
fr man,
bro chosed discord over teaching lucid dreaming
The reason BELUGA is my favorite YT channel 🫡op
- "han bâo bāo 🍔"
- Mike Jimmy
the "tugoma balls" was hella unexpected.
“Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.”
-Sun tzu
as a chinese speaker myself i can confirm han bao bao is indeed pronouced that way meaning hamburger🍔
As a chinese person I can confirm this is false
thank you.
it actually kind of sounds like hamburgr. withe he hao being like ham, and the bao being like the burger.
@@Slapbattler666 It’s more like hon bo bao
@@JavieyauYT thank for telling me
1:44 When I talk to my best friend at 3am:
“You’re still awake?”
*“Han bǎo bāo 🍔”*
“???”
*“Also, I did your mum”*
“You did my mu-“
*”Sorry for bad English“*
Beluga i watched you when you were like 249k Subs I cant believe how much subcribers you got 😮
CONGRATS ON HITTING 10M SUBS
❤
first comment woah
♥
wew first comment
If you didn’t come from Tiktok, you are allowed to like this comment.
Don't translate...
ฉันจะสมัครรับข้อมูลใครก็ตามที่สมัครรับข้อมูลฉันและชอบความคิดเห็นนี้… . ….
today is my birthday and I got no subscribers
again
Bot
My parents said if I reach 40k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys I'm literally begging you!!
Man I love when this guy posts
You made it to 10 million subscribers! Congrats cat!
I love your video :D really funny
0:01 welcomed to timed the coments above are about topics on the video and there opinions on the part they selected👍
Every like this comment gets. I will do 0.1 push up
"i am gmail" cracked me up so hard
not male nor female nor anything in between
💀
Congrats on 10 million🎉🥳