I'm part Samoan from my dad's side, also a Samoan princess from my grandmother of my dads side. And I can just ask him and show him this video, he has a lot of good stories of his family ^-^
@@DJSCRMNGHST the hose is what the oldies used to discipline us with. If we ever talked back to them.. especially when Ur outside.. haha.. is what dat hose skit is about..
1st:Man grabs the hose sau Mai sau sau laughed my ass off 2nd :mans sitting while taking a Keio...Mum what you doing stop being a Fia boko it's good for da plants also laughed at that Those are da ones that made me laugh 😅🤣😂😆😄
The part where he cuts the grass is normally at that thick type of grass but not that expression that he's like fighting...🤣😂🤣😬😂 others are just for laugh's
@@Degenerateriffs its not lol. Being proud of your race is pride in family, heritage, and the traditions Your people have. Imo whites,blacks,asians, everyone should have a teeeny weeny bit of pride in their race
@@jb76489 what i love is i explained why one should take some pride and you "read" it and then just asked why. I already told you why dude whats the major malfunction
As a white dude I can whole heartedly agree that we cut grass like that. Although we do mostly use nail cutters for the perfect elevation, on special occasions we even use scissors but that's when the grass gets a bit out of hand, anything over 4 cm.
"Hahahalolol...If The Grass Is Too Big...Out Comes The Sapelu (Machete) 0:30 --> The Samoan Version Of 'The Weed Whacker' With Pisupu & Taro As Fuel!!!"😂😂😂
no one: literally no one: not even one soul: me: *WeLl We StRoNg As HeCk* also me: *OuR pArEnTs CuTtInG ThE GrAsS PrEtEnDiNg ItS OuR fAcEs* and me again: *HaHaHahAhAhAhAhahahaha ItS ToO TrUe*
I've got a Tongan friend and that dude is an anomaly. Superhuman strength also. Not a mean guy buy nature but if you f with him or his family, especially his wife, you will be turned to dust in around 4 seconds.
Read the title and instantly got PTSD from watching my Samoan buddy and his two cousins beat the living hell out of some white dudes at a McDonald’s. It’s like all the Samoans came out of the wood works that day when we left the scene I had about 7 Samoans in my car telling me to drive faster lmao
Ok so I'm just gonna go ahead and rename this genre of comedy "white people vs non white people". Because whether it's white people vs brown people, black people, asian people, Arabs or Africans, I can always relate a trillion percent being born to Nigerian parents in the UK, while flying over there to visit extended family for long holidays.
Fun fact. I'm very mixed with over 7-8 different races and have been to Hawaii once when I was like 3, apparently to this day people say I look Samoan to the point that someone thought my mom was kidnapping their nephew I looked so much like them
This has very distinct 2014 energy
Lol it’s like an extended vine or some shit
It does though 🤣
Indeed
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Nope
I've lived all over and I've never met an unpleasant Samoan. Always cheerful and generous.
As long as you don't piss them off😅
They're also all subscribed to I Did a Thing on CZcams.
@@animangafan342 you piss us off it’s a bad idea
@Winahh Taylahh I don’t get like that when I drink
@@kenanbutler7869 Yeah, I'd never want to piss you off. You look like EDP445
I died at the end. EHHHHH! this boy kaka is free.
Ikr I died laughing
@@r3vive197 stop tryna act samoan
@@caroladdison2803 That isn’t acting samoan
i would know
@@caroladdison2803 what are you talking about
@@caroladdison2803 lol
As a certified white person I can say this is a certified suburban classic
Where did you get certified? I'm trying to get some of that privilege I keep hearing about.
As an uncertified white person, I agree.
“Uncertified white person” I actually laughed
@@redacted5937 Username (kinda?) checks out.
@@redacted5937 You should call up your local Freemason lodge and let them know that you're missing your white privilege card.
Lol the end us samoan dont really do that
imagine those gulible ones in the comment section like "eeew thats so disgusting" 😂
Joke slow ass
Aww gummon 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's wrong with poo fertiliser?
as soon as I saw the crack when sweeping I knew this guy would be dead on
I was already thinking that too plus swinging the broom brush instead of a broom stick 🎯
I couldn't even watch the whole video the sweeping got me rolling
The way he's bent over, ass out 🤣🤣 Textbook
As a half Hawaiian half samoan I can relate to most of these. 😂
None of these are even true. You cappin hard. Samoans aren’t anything depicted in this footage. Stop lying g
lol, that's exactly how we cut grass to dow.. lol
I'm part Samoan from my dad's side, also a Samoan princess from my grandmother of my dads side.
And I can just ask him and show him this video, he has a lot of good stories of his family ^-^
Just showed him and he laughed, he confirmed it true, lol 😂
@@lilmiss-185 lol, nice
A Samoan Princess?😳 That's cool🔥
u aint no princess lol
Theres no samoan princes pepelo
That's some sick crazy ass stuff yo 😁
Indeed
You sound like a 50 year old trying to sound cool lmao
That's cool
0:24 was so accurate 😭 hahha all pacific islanders do that it's like warm up exercises in the morning
FORCED BY OUR PARENTS 😭
This guy looks like he’s damaging the ground more than cutting the grass lol
@@samthewizzy who is in your profile
@@_Marsh_ a 14 year old
@@Red-lm8ny 17+ bro
@@samthewizzy 🤣🤣 🤣
Agreed
Bahaha hahaha.. The hose one is the real one.. Lol..
Explain cuz cause I didn't get it😂
@@DJSCRMNGHST the hose is what the oldies used to discipline us with. If we ever talked back to them.. especially when Ur outside.. haha.. is what dat hose skit is about..
@@talkaboutit9200 my dad would use his bear hands or a shoe
@@imbored2203lol hardout.. the hose was my dad favourite tool.. nice and stingy..lol.. even in front of the friends.. haha..
@@talkaboutit9200 or the leather belt doubled up, or he just breaks your bones and knocks you out.
I'm half Samoan so I can relate🤣🤣🤣
hahah I am Maori and I can still relate in a way aye
Much love to all the beautiful Samoans out there
Why am I just now finding this a year later?! 🤣🤣🤣
0:26 when he pulled up a whole piece of the earth it fuckin threw me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think the Caribbeans and the Samoan would get along just fine.
The brooming had me WHEEEEZIIIING 😂🤣🤣😭😭😭
1st:Man grabs the hose sau Mai sau sau laughed my ass off
2nd :mans sitting while taking a Keio...Mum what you doing stop being a Fia boko it's good for da plants also laughed at that
Those are da ones that made me laugh 😅🤣😂😆😄
Half Samoans are chill asf and the other half think they untouchable😂😂😂
The part where he cuts the grass is normally at that thick type of grass but not that expression that he's like fighting...🤣😂🤣😬😂 others are just for laugh's
Poo on the plant and says its fro the plantation
I cant get Asuelu outta my head..
“my boo hole is hurt” 😭😭😭 aikae, asuelu e malie tele
Homie put his ass out for the skit 😭😭😭
hahaha, i loved the skyrim sword swings to cut grass xD
that was awesome
So basically Samoans listen to young boy 24 7
😂🤣😂🤣
Ha ha...that last one got me 😂😂😂 WATER PLANTATION. Se sole, that's QUABACKS Samunda straight up 😂😂😂
You funny asf foo 🏆
Why is the Samoan parts of the video so accurate 😭😭😭😭
He is real fearless person in this world legend
As someone who lives with Samoans I can confirm that this is what they do
This is in my reccommended!!! Good job brother
My guy was like; "Wait, people BUY poop to put in their yard?"
I was so no expecting that end bit ahah over the board guy ahah
shut up bitch
@@danielmaharaj5180 lol what crawled up your ass
@@danielmaharaj5180 ya fiaboko what do u mean shut up bitch
@@danielmaharaj5180 no u
Ohhh God that Machete's not having a good time hitting the rocks😂
Weird stuff for a girl scout cookie to be doing
Please- my friends always says this to me LMAO😭
I guarantee this dude can’t go 10 seconds in a conversation without reminding you that he’s samoan!
Something one should be proud of
@@TeethOfDead Why? Its not an accomplishment
@@Degenerateriffs its not lol. Being proud of your race is pride in family, heritage, and the traditions Your people have. Imo whites,blacks,asians, everyone should have a teeeny weeny bit of pride in their race
@@Ghettojaku why? You did nothing to earn it, it just happened
@@jb76489 what i love is i explained why one should take some pride and you "read" it and then just asked why. I already told you why dude whats the major malfunction
No Cap, I was drinking a Small Diet Coke watching this for the first time. Needles to say, I need to wash my carpet now. Thanks Samoans 🤣
As a white dude I can whole heartedly agree that we cut grass like that. Although we do mostly use nail cutters for the perfect elevation, on special occasions we even use scissors but that's when the grass gets a bit out of hand, anything over 4 cm.
Are there no lawn mowers in Hawaii? "Bring Hawaii Mowers" "Bring Hawaii Mowers" "Bring Hawaii Mowers"
Ngl being Samoan and then seeing this is just funny as hell
Amen brotha. I felt the same way. Now let's drop Manu Siva Tau on this suckas. (Somoan war dance it's not haka bc that's really from New Zealand)
"Aua ke fiapoko it's for the plantation"🤣🤣never gonna eat anything from that plantation 😂😂😂
It took 2 years for CZcams to recommend this gem😂💀
Research shows that wide, sweeping compound movements are extremely efficient for hypertrophy training
case in point: entirety of Samoa
I can see why Griffy would be afraid 😳
"Hahahalolol...If The Grass Is Too Big...Out Comes The Sapelu (Machete) 0:30 --> The Samoan Version Of 'The Weed Whacker' With Pisupu & Taro As Fuel!!!"😂😂😂
"Mum!! What are u doing?!"
I wonder how nervous the camera person was while you wildly flailed that machete
"no one help me AHHH" as a tongan very true 😂😂
Man the last part tho😂😂😂oka gaia gaia
"
sh fiapoto alu ese mai i its for the plantation"😂😂😂
I'm a filipino but I can relate 😂
Hey!!! Nigerians and Samoans sweep the same way (I hated that broom so much 😭😭)
Lol so true but being poly is fun don’t get regret ☺️😂
As a half blood Samoan, I confirm that this is all true
no one:
literally no one:
not even one soul:
me: *WeLl We StRoNg As HeCk*
also me: *OuR pArEnTs CuTtInG ThE GrAsS PrEtEnDiNg ItS OuR fAcEs*
and me again: *HaHaHahAhAhAhAhahahaha ItS ToO TrUe*
Lame joke
@@MNJGaGa stfu your life is a lame joke
Holy shit why is this so accurate
He has ties to both
Ay I must have been a Samoan in a past life, those habits are suitable for me😂
0:45 nice sumo
"Is fo da plantation" 😂😂😂
And Samoans always buff as hell too lmao
You'll be surprised how many aren't lol. I'm 5'9 and not buff at all.
@@kakashimoto9916 well I bet if you eat right and start working out your genetics will make you buff
@@Ysumbruh0 Now that I'd have to agree with you
I've got a Tongan friend and that dude is an anomaly. Superhuman strength also. Not a mean guy buy nature but if you f with him or his family, especially his wife, you will be turned to dust in around 4 seconds.
Lmao same as us Filipinos. If we don't have a weedeater, we use what we call a lampas, a blade specifically made to cut grass.
Thats what my old samoan neighbours use to do lol shit in the backyard 🤦🏻♂️
Let’s say a few words and take a moment for the grass lost in this film
this is hilarious, subbed
Yea I had to the the last one when I was young now that I think about mmm....I don’t want to remember it anymore
I really loved the hose one.. I was actually trying to think back to how my mum used to use the hose until I saw it being picked up.. hahaha..
Me who's samoan: WELL WHY DIDNT I JUST USE A MACHETE INSTEAD
Lmao I'm tongan and this is accurate for uces and tokos
as a white man I can say I don’t mow my own lawn but if I did, I’d use a lawnmower
As an ambassador for the white community, I can confirm that all the white people bits were indeed accurate.
except for the fact that we dominated their shit island and backwards culture
@@btf1287 Wow, that was needlessly aggressive... Which actually kindof fits, carry on good sir!
@@zero2275 it's just bait
White people don't cut their grass like that as far as I know tho lol
@@btf1287 lmao troll
As a samoan, I can confirm that that's how we do shit lol (except the last one)
hella accurate AF LOL
Braddah this shii is funny asf, cuz it’s true
So relatable 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That sòoo true when us samoans use the hose
For reals
This drip this guy have is outstanding
Bruhh Let me put you on to the wonderful world of lawnmowers.
as a samoan i can relate to this
Read the title and instantly got PTSD from watching my Samoan buddy and his two cousins beat the living hell out of some white dudes at a McDonald’s. It’s like all the Samoans came out of the wood works that day when we left the scene I had about 7 Samoans in my car telling me to drive faster lmao
As an Arabian I can confirm that we don't have grass
As a white person, I can confirm all of this
Ok so I'm just gonna go ahead and rename this genre of comedy "white people vs non white people". Because whether it's white people vs brown people, black people, asian people, Arabs or Africans, I can always relate a trillion percent being born to Nigerian parents in the UK, while flying over there to visit extended family for long holidays.
"Iss for da plantation" LMAO
Fun fact. I'm very mixed with over 7-8 different races and have been to Hawaii once when I was like 3, apparently to this day people say I look Samoan to the point that someone thought my mom was kidnapping their nephew I looked so much like them
Samoans and Gurkha are the most ferocious people I've ever seen.
Ahh yes I definitely cut the grass with pliers
LMFAO!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The last one
As white person I cut my grass With a 22HORSEPOWER RIDING LAWNMOWER.
It’s fuckin accurate tho🤣🤣😂😂 I ain neva laugh so hard in my life
0:25 props to the cameraman for not flinching
IKR im an samoan people think i am japanese bc i love anime lol the fiapoko part🤣
They think that?😂 shit cuz I look hella Filipino and I'm Mexican🤷🏾♂️
my mum and my famliy always say fiapoko when I act stupid
@@imbored2203 sameeeee
as a baltic (non white) person i found this amusing
Bro, we have lawn mowers
Amazing stuff
The crack 😂😂
His buttt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The last one tho 😂